Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. One of the things that
Speaker 1: that saddens me the most in and around the conversation
Speaker 1: of women's reproductive rights in America is the fact that
Speaker 1: it has been distilled into a catchphrasey nuanced, lacking conversation
Speaker 1: that I think robs all of society, and women in particular,
Speaker 1: of of of the conversation that an issue deserves. You know,
Speaker 1: I hate it when people are pro life pro choice.
Speaker 1: It's so flippant. You know, your pro life or your
Speaker 1: pro choice, What does that mean? Who's not pro life?
Speaker 1: Which asholes like, oh I don't like life, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't like No. What you've done is you've created a
Speaker 1: false binary. It's not just pro life pro choice. That's
Speaker 1: not what it is. It is a complicated and painful
Speaker 1: conversation to have. It's not it's not fair, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not it's not good. It's not it's and it's
Speaker 1: not just women. That's what I also don't understand. One night,
Speaker 1: one mistake won anything, and people like to make it
Speaker 1: seem like every pregnancy is known, every idea. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. A condom can break birth control pill cannot
Speaker 1: work because you're taking some other kind of medication. The
Speaker 1: hormone might not work on that. You don't know. Nothing
Speaker 1: is one, And people will be like, well, then don't
Speaker 1: have sex. It's because you don't have sex doesn't mean
Speaker 1: everybody else mustn't have sex. Now I'm done down half
Speaker 1: say no, what are you doing? You know? And that's
Speaker 1: that's why I think like there's so much frustration, understandably
Speaker 1: like around the Democrats, because that's in a weird way,
Speaker 1: the Republicans said they were going to do something, told
Speaker 1: everybody they were going to do it, and then just
Speaker 1: kept on trying to do it, and then they did it.
Speaker 1: You know, that's that's what they did. But it seems
Speaker 1: like every single time Democrats in America seemed more concerned
Speaker 1: with preserving the civility of the conversation around what is
Speaker 1: happening as opposed to getting the thing done. People make
Speaker 1: this seem like it's a it's a majority issue, and
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not. If you're fair, you'll realize that
Speaker 1: it's not most people in America. Most people in America
Speaker 1: will say, hey, we we are, we are for a
Speaker 1: woman having her choice. You can discuss the weeks on
Speaker 1: the way and that's a different thing. But most people
Speaker 1: in America will agree on that not a total band
Speaker 1: and many conservatives have said that even Trump, I've seen
Speaker 1: it's been reported that in private, he's gone, this is
Speaker 1: a mistake. He said that, He's like, this is you
Speaker 1: know how you know he knows that a mistake. He
Speaker 1: went onto Fox News. They congratulated him, they said, congratulations
Speaker 1: on your victory, and he was like, no, this was God.
Speaker 1: This is God. This is when has Donald Trump not
Speaker 1: taken credit for something, because even he knows, He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the guy what you're gonna
Speaker 1: run for president now as the guy who banned abortion
Speaker 1: told every woman in the nation what they can do
Speaker 1: with their own bodies. I don't care how religious you are,
Speaker 1: that's your belief good have its, but you don't You
Speaker 1: don't put that religion on somebody else. You don't force
Speaker 1: them to live by your morals and your standards. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's It's truly one of the most frustrating things. You know. This,
Speaker 1: this is what I realized the one day is like
Speaker 1: sometimes I I know it wouldn't be conducive to anything,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I feel like you want to call people
Speaker 1: on their bluff in the most extreme way possible. This
Speaker 1: is what I would propose. I would propose in every
Speaker 1: single one of these states where they're making it illegal
Speaker 1: and they're saying they're gonna prosecute providers and they're gonna
Speaker 1: let's let's go with that. Okay, but let's do this.
Speaker 1: Let's do this, Let's put your money where your mouth is.
Speaker 1: Let's do this. Every single Conservative, every single Republican, every
Speaker 1: single person who said it's illegal, you're killing a baby,
Speaker 1: they've said that, not my words, they've said that, right,
Speaker 1: Let's do this. Why don't we write a law retroactively
Speaker 1: to say that every single Republican lawmaker who has facilitated
Speaker 1: or been part of an abortion should also be imprisoned.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do that? Because because you you said,
Speaker 1: you said it's killing babies, and if I'm assuming correctly,
Speaker 1: you've never done if right, right, So why wouldn't like
Speaker 1: if you said to me, as Trevor you said, Trevor, you,
Speaker 1: we're gonna write a law, and the law says that
Speaker 1: every person you've choked to death in the street, we're
Speaker 1: gonna investigate and you go to jail. I'll be like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. I know I've never choked anybody to death.
Speaker 1: I would go to every single one of those Republicans
Speaker 1: written those laws. Anyone, your family member, anyone that you've
Speaker 1: been upon, anyone anywhere, you go to jail, cee, See
Speaker 1: how many of them would sign that law? See how
Speaker 1: many of them? Because we've seen time and time again,
Speaker 1: they'll have a mistress, they'll have a woman they're seeing,
Speaker 1: they'll have somebody and all of a sudden, oh pro life.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't mean it like that. Oh this
Speaker 1: was an exceptional so oh no, this is the devil.
Speaker 1: This is no, there's only one devil in this conversation,
Speaker 1: and it's you. Only one. What's the Daily Show? Weeknights
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