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Speaker 2: Hello, every single one of you out there. You are

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Speaker 2: listening to a bonus episode of I Saw What You Did.

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Speaker 2: My name is Millie to Jericho. I'm Danielle Henderson.

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Speaker 3: And you know what. We love mail? Am I right?

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Speaker 2: Am? I? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I love email. I love regular mail.

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Speaker 4: I've been getting some cards in the mail and I

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Speaker 4: get so excited every time I see the envelope and

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Speaker 4: then I read the envelope and they're always addressed to

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Speaker 4: my neighbor. Oh no, like she's just got a bunch

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Speaker 4: of people in her life, because you know that, like

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Speaker 4: that old lady Cursive.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, love it like you.

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Speaker 4: Don't get to see anymore. And I'm like, oh as

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Speaker 4: soon as I see that, I'm like, this is for me. Yeah, listen.

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Speaker 4: I used to open the mail at TCM. I definitely

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Speaker 4: know old Lady Corsov.

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It's like looking at like an ancient artifact.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, like it's always written on their own stationary,

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Speaker 2: which I love.

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Speaker 3: Same.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's scented, which is like next level shit, and

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Speaker 2: it's not. I don't know if it's the paper that

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Speaker 2: comes presented or they're just like spritzing like a you

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Speaker 2: know those atomizers with like the little puffball on the

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Speaker 2: end of it and you squeeze the ball. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I wonder if they're like spraying their own letters. Ah,

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Speaker 2: like they were writing their greatest love in World War

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Speaker 2: Two when they were just spraying the pages. So old

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Speaker 2: habitsta hard maybe, but I love it. They're like, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to sprint this electricity bill. Yeah, the DMV sent

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Speaker 2: me a letter about my tag and I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: put some Chanelle number five on it.

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Speaker 3: Why not? Why not?

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Speaker 4: Look if I could, I would, If I wore any

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Speaker 4: any letter I send with my own scent is getting

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Speaker 4: sent right back to me. I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: this garbage letter arrived and it looked like it smells

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't do it. It smells like bats this letter.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're having this conversation obviously, because this is a bonus,

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Speaker 2: we're reading more viewer mail, which we love to do,

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Speaker 2: and I think people are like digging the fact that

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Speaker 2: we're using the bonus as a way to read some

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Speaker 2: normal episode. But I think the last episode I asked

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Speaker 2: about people's movie theater employee stories. Yes, so we got

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Speaker 2: a few of those, which is great. Do you want

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Speaker 2: me to read this first one?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Please?

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Cool?

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Speaker 2: This is an email we got from Meg. Her pronouns

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Speaker 2: are she her? So here it goes? Uh. Meg writes,

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Speaker 2: I worked at a movie theater for four years, to

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Speaker 2: his crew, to his manager, and I definitely saw.

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Speaker 3: A lot of weird shit.

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Speaker 2: We were a smallish town theater that was frequented almost

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Speaker 2: One of the running games we workers had was what's

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Speaker 2: the most random movie you've caught teens having sex? In?

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Speaker 2: Mine was probably Diary of a Wimpy Kid. The Long

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Speaker 2: had yackety sacks blasting in my head throughout. There was

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Speaker 2: someone says someone's choking in theater eleven. It may have

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for your podcast. It's meant the

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Speaker 2: I quit the movie theater just a couple months ago

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Speaker 2: to go back to school, and y'all have really helped

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Speaker 2: me make the hour long commute much more bearable. I

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Speaker 2: really value what you guys have shown about how friends

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Speaker 2: can like different things and that doesn't weaken bonds necessarily,

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Speaker 3: Totally valid love for it.

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Speaker 2: That's helped me in ways that are difficult to express

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Speaker 2: with an already too long email. But I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to say it's appreciated me. Oh, may Go, I'm glad

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Speaker 4: Congratulations, But wow, I have had I'm realizing through this

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Speaker 4: theater managers and staff go through.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding right, the yackety sacks playing as they're

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Speaker 2: I swear to God, if I was in a movie

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Speaker 2: get a chainsaw, and you chase them through the theater

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Speaker 4: I wish they made pocket chainsaws for just that reason,

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Speaker 3: Your key chain. Merch idea. Hear me out.

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Speaker 4: This is an incredible email though, because Wow, there's a

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Speaker 4: lot that I just didn't consider. Like people having sex

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Speaker 2: I mean I honestly feel like anything goes in a

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Speaker 2: Well, I would never take off my shoes because what

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Speaker 3: This is the greatest compliment I've ever received in my life.

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Speaker 4: The greatest compliment of my life just happened. Everyone rewind

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Speaker 3: In public because you've talked to me too much.

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Speaker 4: I can retire now, but before I retire, I'm going

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Speaker 4: to read our next email. Thank you Meg for writing in,

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Speaker 4: her pronouns and Anna says, my absolute most awkward movie

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Speaker 4: It's on for a couple of minutes, and then Wesley

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Speaker 4: working long, shitty hours as a postman very enjoyable.

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Speaker 3: Love Anna. Oh Anna's a postman. That's amazing. I just

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Speaker 3: my god, I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 4: I laughed. I laughed so hard when this email came

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, boy, read this immediately.

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Speaker 2: I mean It's one thing to be watching a sex

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Speaker 2: one thing to be watching it with your own parents, yes,

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Speaker 4: Oh completely, And this sounds like even if it was

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Speaker 4: I mean, lots of conversation can come from that, but

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Speaker 2: I love how the mom was like, yes, you should

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Speaker 3: As I can. Here, what is he fucking doing?

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Speaker 4: Like this is a senior in high school. We could

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, like so awkward, so awkward. I just

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Speaker 2: I like, don't even want to process watching other people process.

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Speaker 2: That's really it, right exactly, that's the crux of the awkwardness.

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Speaker 2: I still believe I was born in a cabbage patch

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Speaker 4: But oh completely, I didn't catch I never caught my grandparents,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

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Speaker 3: Why did I go there?

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Speaker 4: Like I am a creep You are creepier.

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Speaker 3: This is why I don't.

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Speaker 2: about me.

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Speaker 3: Oh one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask a goddamn thing about my god damn life. Well,

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Speaker 2: speaking of hereditary trauma, oh shit.

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Speaker 4: Also, I cannot wait for your first tattoo to be

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the name of this email, well, first of all,

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Speaker 2: The title of this email is called Hereditary Trauma, the movie,

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Speaker 3: Okay, hey guys, a cute preface.

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Speaker 2: My mom and I are deeply into movies, despite us

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Speaker 2: I made her watch the documentary Dear Zachary, and her

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Speaker 3: Was sad, sociopathic shit. That was Kelly saying that, not me,

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Speaker 2: Kelly said sociopathic shit, but just to pause for a

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Speaker 3: I saw that.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, when we first saw the trailer for Hereditary

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Speaker 2: and Jenesi's monotone response was whatever. The day the day

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Speaker 3: By my sidebar Kelly, can we be best friends? Okay?

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Speaker 2: In retrospect, not a great idea any whom. The movie

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Speaker 2: you know, this motherfucking movie is nothing but anxiety and despair.

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Speaker 2: As the party scene arrives, I've sunk so far down

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Speaker 2: as I attempted to disappear. This is a world I

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Speaker 2: sobbing so uncontrollably that I had to walk out of

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Speaker 2: a young girl briskly walking, then tripping, then running out

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Speaker 2: of a packed theater while hysterically crying. My mom tried

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Speaker 2: and you couldn't pay me to come back and get it.

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Speaker 2: I stood outside of the theater the entire time and

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Speaker 2: didn't sleep for a few days after that. My mom

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Speaker 2: saying the movie was stupid and I'm too emotional, But

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Speaker 2: since I've met many people who understand my reactions, so

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Speaker 2: Jannas can go pound sand Anyway, this movie launched ari

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Speaker 2: Astra to be my favorite creator due to his ability

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Speaker 2: to fuck me up with every project he's ever done.

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Speaker 2: I e. Midsommer, the thing about the Johnson's Gotta Love,

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Speaker 2: a proper sick mind, and some horrific practical effects.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for reading. I love you, guys. Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I swear I love every part of

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Speaker 2: this email.

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Speaker 4: Getting blazed before you go see Hereditary of all movies,

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Speaker 3: On the list.

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Speaker 2: Look, I can't even tell you the amount of times

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Speaker 2: I've been too high to where I've cried at like

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Speaker 2: weird shit, Like I've been like super keyte up emotional

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Speaker 2: about weird shit. I can't even imagine what she was

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Speaker 2: feeling in that moment, Like She's probably like, fuck, I

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Speaker 4: Oh, I gotta say, I know that Kelly started this

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Speaker 4: email by saying like, oh my mom, you know she

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Speaker 4: doesn't have a lot of emotions. I fucking love that

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Speaker 4: her mom and sister were busted on her about this.

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Speaker 3: That is a family I could hang out with.

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Speaker 2: For sure, where they're like, ah, you were laughing and

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Speaker 3: That's like your grandma.

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Speaker 2: That's why your grandma would be like, what's your problem, bitch?

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Speaker 3: Like why are you crying? Oh? Exactly.

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Speaker 4: I think that's why I feel such an affinity for

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Speaker 4: how many movies, horror movies and otherwise, but especially horror

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Speaker 2: I mean, we have to use the term boomer level

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Speaker 4: They're not the greatest generation, but they are the get

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's more like sixty five.

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Speaker 2: I guess if you're fifty five, you're still gen X,

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Speaker 4: They are like, I don't understand why you can't just

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Speaker 3: And you're like, my dog just dies, get over it.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, Kelly, cannot thank you enough for writing in.

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Speaker 4: That was really funny. I'm so I'm glad that you

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Speaker 4: continued to like ari Astor after that, because that is

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love this next email as well.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love the title. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 3: funny the subject alone. I was like, what is up?

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Speaker 4: So the subject of this email that we received from

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Speaker 4: P just the letter P is I saw on screen

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Speaker 4: Dick with my Mom, which is also how many a

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Speaker 4: therapy session has started exactly. One of my mother's greatest

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Speaker 4: joys in life is going to the movies. She loves

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Speaker 4: as long as she can sit in a dark theater

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Speaker 4: with popcorn, a diet Coke extra ice and silence from

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Speaker 4: Since a babysitter cost more than the movies. This was

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Speaker 4: she took us to see Up the Academy, a nineteen

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Speaker 3: That time she did say to us, don't tell anyone

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Speaker 3: I took you to see this on the way to

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Speaker 4: The best, though, was when she took me to see

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Speaker 4: the theater to get the movie times, so if you

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Speaker 4: missed it, you missed it. We saw a Sunday matinee,

442
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 4: so it was a slow day, but there was only

443
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 4: one other person in the theater with us, a mid

444
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 4: forties dude with a giant tub of popcorn. We loved

445
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 4: every minute of the movie, but we're definitely not expecting

446
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 4: to see a close up of the luminous Jay Davidson's

447
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 4: penis on the big screen. All three of us, me,

448
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 4: my mom, popcorn dude gasped loudly at the same time

449
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 4: the movie continued and the guy went back to munching

450
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: the popcorn.

451
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: We drove home in silence, and to.

452
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 4: This day, my mother and I have never spoken about it.

453
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 4: She's in her seventies now and we still go to

454
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 4: the movies sometimes, but I try to keep it PG

455
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 4: for my own sanity. Thanks for giving us this podcast.

456
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 4: Your humor and perspective is exactly what's needed right now.

457
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: Pe Wow. Okay, first of.

458
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Speaker 2: All, the mom taking her kids to see DC can

459
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 2: wowd Orchid and up the Academy is literally legendary, Like,

460
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: my parents wouldn't even be cool enough to know any

461
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 2: of those fucking movies.

462
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 4: Okay, that's amazing. Do own seven DVDs? To be fair,

463
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 4: they do.

464
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 3: Truly legendary shit and a real I mean.

465
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Speaker 4: This also emphasizes how shocking it was to see dick

466
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 4: on screen that you didn't even talk about.

467
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 3: Knowing that she would take you to all of those movies.

468
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: And would not talk about the crying game says a

469
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: lot about how shocking it was for everyone involved. Yeah,

470
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: nobody says anything after saying a dick like, especially for

471
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: the boomer level emotionally suppressed. But oh my god, like

472
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine, cannot imagine, and look an unexpected

473
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 2: dick in real life is shocking enough. And on screen

474
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 2: next to your mom, uh huh, yeah, I can't recover

475
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,479
Speaker 2: my mom. It's interesting too, though, because I feel like

476
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 2: I don't know my mom. Says like, my mom is

477
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: around this woman's age, and so maybe I'm willing to

478
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 2: venture that P is like our.

479
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 3: Age obviously, right.

480
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: I find that now my mom has like really gravitated

481
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: towards watching movies with like hot guys in them, like

482
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 2: guys says she thinks are hot, and uh, it's why

483
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 2: she went through the whole Keanu thing where she was

484
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: watching a lot of Keanu Reeves stuff. She watched all

485
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Speaker 2: all the John Wicks, all the John Wicks. She made

486
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 2: me buy them on Amazon. Like she was basically like,

487
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: you have to own the John Wicks so we could

488
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 2: watch all of them. And I was just like, okay,

489
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 2: I will definitely do that obviously, but like it was

490
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 2: for her, so the when I was just there, she

491
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: has now a crush on Damon Wayiams Junior, and so

492
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 2: we watched Happy Endings. We watched all three seasons of

493
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 2: Happy Endings on Netflix because she has a crush on

494
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Speaker 2: Damon Wayns Junior.

495
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, the fuck, lady, Like what happened to this?

496
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: How come you didn't take me to see DC Cab

497
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 2: when I was young? Like why do we wait until

498
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,479
Speaker 2: now for you to finally reveal that you have like,

499
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: you know, movie star crushes right or whatever?

500
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 3: It's so bizarre.

501
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 4: I also love that at this point, buying the John

502
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 4: Wick movies for your mom is like, you're basically buying

503
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 4: her porn?

504
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 3: Why are you making me buy you porn? And you

505
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 3: definitely were not cool enough to like sit.

506
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Speaker 4: In a theater with me when I had crushes on

507
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 4: any movie star.

508
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 3: Dudes, I will tell you too.

509
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of the Waynes Brothers and speaking of

510
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: another movie that we talk about frequently on our podcast.

511
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Speaker 3: The last night that I.

512
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: Was there, she was out in the living room and

513
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,239
Speaker 2: I was in their guest bedroom kind of packing and

514
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: like getting all my.

515
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 3: Stuff together to leave.

516
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: I was listening to her watch a movie, and I

517
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: was like, what is this movie? I'm listening to this movie?

518
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 3: What is this movie?

519
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I realized, guess what she's watching

520
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 2: magic Mike XXL No, she's not yes, And I was like,

521
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: I am you couldn't pay me to go in there

522
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: right now?

523
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 3: You couldn't pay me.

524
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: I don't care if the fucking house is on fire,

525
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: like forget it, Like I'm not going in, Like I will.

526
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 3: Die in their guest bedroom before I go out there.

527
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 4: Like I guess he's never going back to Atlanta because

528
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 4: she's dying in this closet.

529
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: I'm about to climb out this window and god the

530
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: house because I am not about to bust my mom

531
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 2: watching Magic Mike XXL.

532
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 4: Forget it, But what if you can share a Channy

533
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 4: tats lush weird more awesome?

534
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: See Now, I'd be curious as to who she thinks

535
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: is hot in this movie. Oh, willing to venture it's

536
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: Joe Man Janella Is that his name?

537
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say that seems like her type.

538
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 4: Or the guy just amazing this one purely on her tattoo,

539
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 4: the guy with the long hair, Kevin Nash.

540
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: Is that you're talking about mullet?

541
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.

542
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: If my mom had a crush on Kevin Nash, I

543
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: would absolutely go insane. Oh god, no, We've got to

544
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: bring her on the show and find out what was

545
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: the most appealing part of Magic Mike XXL for you.

546
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 3: I noticed it patterned.

547
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: I mean she liked Gerard Butler, Keanu Reeves, Dave Benwayne's junior,

548
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: so she probably likes like dark haired guys.

549
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 3: Right, Maybe it's Matt Bohmer and she wouldn't like him.

550
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's being into a Matt Bomber though,

551
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: because Matt Bomber seems a little too like clean cut

552
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: for her.

553
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 3: So that's why I was like, it must be Joe.

554
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 3: I don't believe Kevin Nash, although I hope to God not.

555
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 4: I'm just saying Kevin Nash would go and get a

556
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 4: fresh tattoo that looks like a seventeen year old prison

557
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 4: tattoo with your mom.

558
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 3: Out of that group, he's the one showing up for

559
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: that shit. Dying to know, dying to know.

560
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask her next time I see her, like,

561
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 4: let's watch Magic, Mike xx.

562
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: You'll have that experience that like Anna has where she's

563
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: with somebody else's parents watching a sex scene. Yeah, oh lord,

564
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: But being a chaos agent, I would be the one

565
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: requesting the movie with the parent.

566
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 3: Truly truly a chaos agent. We know this about you.

567
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: So I think this is the last email.

568
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 2: This is an email from Amy, and it says, Hi, Danielle,

569
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: Millie and the whole I saw what you did, Pod team.

570
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 2: My name's Amy, I'm thirty nine years old and I'm

571
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 2: an aquarius. Does anyone else remember NKOTB saying there were

572
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: astrology signs? No?

573
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 4: All right, yes, you are in the right club. Here,

574
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 4: you are with your people. Amy, we remember, and you

575
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 4: know we like that. You're an air sign.

576
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: I'll just say that I've never written into a podcast

577
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: because I didn't think I had anything to share. But

578
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: when I heard Million encouraged movie theater employees to write

579
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: in during the experience the Unknown Bonus episode, it felt

580
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: like my.

581
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: Time had come.

582
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: I worked in a movie theater from October nineteen eighty

583
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: eight until November two thousand and six in Lynnwood, Washington,

584
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: about twenty minutes north of Seattle. I still have over

585
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: fifty posters that I can't seem to part with.

586
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: I saw movies for free for eight whole years.

587
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: In all sincerity, those eight years were the most fun

588
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: I ever had at a job. I started as floor staff,

589
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: which was a mishmash of selling concession stand goods, tearing tickets,

590
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: cleaning theaters, and selling tickets in the box office. I

591
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 2: found the grossest shit while cleaning theaters. Use condoms, cups

592
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: of chew it, puke, dirty diapers. This isn't so much

593
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: as gross, just different. Once I found a glass eye

594
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: and the dude came back for it. Oh God, how

595
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 2: do you sanitize a glass eye that's been rolling around

596
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: in a movie theater.

597
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 3: Carry on, I got questions.

598
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 2: Carry on, I'd have to shatter it and have to

599
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: get a new one. No way, shatter it and make

600
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: a mosaic table.

601
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 3: So okay, here we go.

602
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: Eventually I became a manager, which was largely cash handling

603
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: and my favorite part working the projection booth. Back in

604
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 2: my day, all the movies were still thirty five millimeter film.

605
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 2: I eventually just worked projection shifts full time, which came

606
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: with perks of working in a dark space filled with

607
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: white noise from the machines, and seeing all the movies

608
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: one to two days early because you had to splice

609
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: the film rules together and screen to make sure that

610
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: you didn't fuck it up. It was the best, and

611
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 2: I still wish I could be a film projectionist today.

612
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: I've seen my fair share of wild human behaviors. People

613
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: having seizures during hannibal drunk people yelling and fist fighting

614
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 2: during jackass releases. I once actually thought someone died while

615
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: watching a movie. We turned up all the lights to

616
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: clean one night, and there was a dude slumped over

617
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 2: who would not respond to her voices and didn't rouse

618
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: awake until we were.

619
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 3: Very close to him yelling for him to wake up.

620
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 3: He just got up and left. Oh god, what the fuck?

621
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 4: This dude was like what, I'm a heavy sleeper by

622
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 4: I mean.

623
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: While they're like, dowit to call the cops. Did he die?

624
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: They're traumatized, He's like, oh cool, thanks, Oh that's so

625
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 2: fucking weird. We would get insane crowds during huge blockbusters

626
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: like Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Matrix, etc.

627
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 2: These were the days before you could pick her seat

628
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: ahead of time, and it was absolute chaos, but it

629
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 2: was fueled by the excitement of people gathering to experience

630
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 2: their shared interests. The wildest thing that happened to me

631
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 2: while I was working a projection shift was when we

632
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: were robbed one night and I didn't even know it.

633
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: I was all the way back in the projection booth,

634
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: the dark, closed off U shaped hallway that houses seven projectors,

635
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: humming away. I mosied into the manager's office during a lull,

636
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 2: and my manager told me we were just robbed at gunpoint.

637
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 3: She was at the top of the office stairs and.

638
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: Heard a fellow manager being escorted off with a sawed

639
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: off shotgun back to our safe. Manager quietly shut the

640
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 2: door atop of the stairs. Call the cops. The dude

641
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: ran the long way to get out, all the way

642
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 2: down the hallway, running by all seven theater doors to

643
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: the back exit. The cops got him before you could

644
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: escape the property.

645
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 4: Okay, the thing that is killing me about that there.

646
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: Are emergency exits a every theater if you had just

647
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 3: ducks into a theater. Oh my god.

648
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 2: Also this, I just have to let me fucking talk

649
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: about this. Why why would you rob a movie theater?

650
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: Movie theaters are fucking huge, huge, and for what. It's

651
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: not like it's that a bank. There's not like thousands

652
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 2: of dollars in a safe that you that would make

653
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: running through a huge place worth it?

654
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 3: Like, why would you do that? So weird? Anyway, thank

655
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: you both for your amazing podcasts. I came for the movie.

656
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 2: And now I stay for the main shows and the

657
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: bonus content because you were both extremely relatable, hilarious and smart.

658
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: As a thirty nine year old woman only a few

659
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 2: months Shiah forty, I'm very comforted listening to women close to.

660
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 3: My age who just get it.

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Speaker 2: I work in the video game industry now, which is

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Speaker 2: largely old white dudes or very young people who are

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Speaker 2: great in some of my close friends, but sometimes I

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Speaker 2: feel lonely. Both you and your podcasts remind me to

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Speaker 2: love parts of myself I had let fall to the wayside.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Oh, and I'm officially part of the no

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Speaker 3: Spoilers team, Amy.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much, Jamie.

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Speaker 3: That was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally never gonna not laugh at the image of

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Speaker 2: movie theater employees walking up to a guy who.

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Speaker 3: Slumped over a seat and like literally getting in his

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Speaker 3: face and be like, hey, are you all right?

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Speaker 5: And he just like gets up and leaves.

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Speaker 2: That's making me loves a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's so cartoonish, just like, oh my god. That and

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Speaker 3: the glass eye. I just holy shit. I swear he

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Speaker 3: came back for it. This is fantastic.

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Speaker 4: And look, you're in the video game industry now, which

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Speaker 4: is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: High fives to you for that.

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Speaker 4: But you are living my nightmare working with largely old

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Speaker 4: white dudes and very young people like those are I need.

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Speaker 4: I need to work in the middle. That's where I'm

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Speaker 4: most comfortable. Those two extremes are too much for this.

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Speaker 3: This middle aged heart.

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Speaker 4: The holy shit, this was so fucking funny. I cannot

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Speaker 4: believe you survived eight years of this.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like, you know, being a movie theater employee,

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Speaker 2: you are in some kind of war at some point,

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Speaker 2: and the stories that people have after they've left those

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Speaker 2: places are so funny.

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Speaker 3: And like I said, I briefly worked in a movie.

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Speaker 2: Theater and I've never experienced half the things that they've experienced.

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Speaker 3: But I still feel like a kinship because I.

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Speaker 2: Was like the dirty diaper thing when they brought that up,

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, of course, dirty diapers all the

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Speaker 2: time in movie theaters, right, And I'm just like, why

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Speaker 2: would anybody change their child?

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Speaker 3: First of all, bring a baby.

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Speaker 2: To a movie, but then change the diaper there, sir,

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Speaker 2: you have a baby in the matrix.

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Speaker 3: First of all, people.

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Speaker 2: Will sometimes bring like newborns to movies, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: this is definitely a bad idea.

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Speaker 4: Like and they even to leave all the time, so

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Speaker 4: like they're little ears though, like the little newborn ears

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Speaker 4: and in a loud movie theater. I can't But I

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Speaker 4: also have noticed. I don't know if this is true

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Speaker 4: of everywhere, but there was that movie theater in Los

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Speaker 4: Filiz that had like specific screenings for parents.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, really, I didn't know. That's a good idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they have specific screenings and it's like, you can

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Speaker 4: bring your baby to the movies on this day at

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Speaker 4: this time, and it would be like a theater full

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Speaker 4: of people with babies. And that's how you should be

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Speaker 4: watching a movie if you have a newborn, because everyone

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Speaker 4: gets it. If you have to leave, you have to leave.

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Speaker 4: But if your kids crying or fussing, like, no big deal.

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Speaker 4: You're you're around your you're amongst your people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would ever do it. I

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Speaker 2: just that would just be too bizarre. Plus it's like,

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Speaker 2: where are you putting the baby on the floor again?

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Speaker 2: Gotta shadow the glass eyes, Gotta remove your feet, like

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Speaker 2: if you if you walked around in there with no

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Speaker 2: shoes on.

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Speaker 3: You gotta throw that baby in the trash. Disgusting Now there.

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Speaker 4: Oh you you change this baby's staper in a movie theater.

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Speaker 4: Now you have to get rid of it. Sorry, there's

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Speaker 4: no way to disinfect that little fucker.

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Speaker 3: Just get a new baby. Can you imagine?

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Speaker 4: My other worst nightmare is accidentally going to one of

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Speaker 4: those screenings, Like, can you imagine buying a ticket and

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Speaker 4: walking into a fearful of babies.

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Speaker 2: It would be like, uh, I'd be like that guy

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Speaker 2: who robbed them with a sawdomp shotgun.

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Speaker 3: I'd be running down the hall. Get me out here,

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Speaker 3: Get me out of here.

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Speaker 2: Why did I rob this giant multiplex with eggs and

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Speaker 2: doors everywhere?

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, Oh my god, that was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Have you robbed a movie theater before and lived to

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