WEBVTT - Lego manufacturing plant 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:07.480 Wellcome back to another episode about me. I'm your host, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.800 Kevin Pollard, Yes, that Kevin poll What what's up? Well, 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:14.600 A squirrel told me yesterday that today was going to 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:18.560 be a magical day, and so far, I think my 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.439 little blood buddy was completely full of ship. But I digress. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.520 Let's make a roam a shower no particular order. Let's 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.720 quickly check out with the craik Atkowski first two motorized 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:34.720 Doohiki review cow Well, in terms of motorized dow hikis 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:38.879 um that that I might have around the house, Like, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:44.880 I'm very check forward, check advanced. Uh. I think we're 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:50.960 we're getting close to the uh, the robots, close to 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:57.960 the robots. The singularity was the word that robot times. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.920 I think. Um, So, like, what do I got? What 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:07.039 do I got that I didn't say in the room. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.480 I literally have a microwave that I bought when I 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.840 arrived in Los Angeles in two thousand two, so that 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.839 mic wave and I are celebrating about celebrat twenty years 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:24.120 together and it works fine. Did I make some popcorn 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.880 in it last night? Did it pop up? Fine? Yes? 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.400 So yeah, find the stuff you love and stick with it. 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.360 Don't don't get sucked up by these corporations that want 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.760 you to get the latest thing, because the next thing, 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.240 you know you microwaves still works great. Couldn't agree more. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:47.920 Oh my, there's Jackie eaganzollers to Ruth. Hey, Jackie, how 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.040 many times a week are you wondering about your next 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.960 scoop of ice cream? Oh? I mean a lot. It's 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:59.080 honestly something that I think about all the time, very 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:02.920 often as an avid ice cream lover. Someone who grew 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:08.000 up having two mugs a day. Look out now mugs. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.200 I like him. Mus No, no, wait, wait, we're gonna 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:16.040 have to drill down. I'm afraid. Every day after school 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.320 I would have two mug fools and I'd fill it 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:21.920 up to the mug to the top, two mugfuls of 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:26.000 ice cream of eats double fudge brownie, which is over here. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.400 If I may, uh this U this mug you speak 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.960 of that? For the record, not only none of us, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.160 but none of our listeners have ever being used as 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:39.040 a vehicle for ice cream. Um a delivery system? Are 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.920 we talking about a coffee mug? We're talking about coffee. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:50.639 It's a coffee mug. And I don't know why, but 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:53.000 because I think it was my choice. I think I 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.000 was just like, this is what I wanted, like the handle, 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:59.560 I'm not touching something cold. It also to me maybe 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.799 really kid, I was a reallyant kid, and I think 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.600 I was also like, this is the perfect serving size, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.840 because a bowl I'm going to go too crazy. But 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.720 then in reality, when I fill up a mug, now 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.760 I'm like, dude, this is half a pint, like so 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.000 much fishing a mug. Yeah, I think about it all 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:20.520 the time, I said, corrected, I'm now visioning Jamie putting 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.880 her ice cream in a mug constantly. It's a little 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.240 tiny mug, and it's for the same reason, and so 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.359 I don't shovel out too much. Well, you know what 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.880 is like, this isn't messed People are gonna think this 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.280 is messed up, and it's not messed up. I also 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.720 put it in a mug because I liked to microwave 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:39.840 my ice cream, not to a complete melt that I 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.800 needed it to be a little bit melty, half melt, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.240 And so that's another big reason I'm putting it in 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:53.720 this mug. You know what came with the apartment, No 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:59.880 clue it could. It's ageless. That's right. Sure, damn is 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:06.320 backed by popular demand. Here now, Gary Anthony Williams, Hello America. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:09.120 I say America because I'm sitting right in the crotch 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:14.880 of Canada right now and to run. And if I 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.080 may have a bone to pick with j Jackie d 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.000 which big fan, big fan of her work and her eating. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.159 But MUD's the problem with it for me would be 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.800 they have a corner in there, like if it was 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.159 in a bowl of the same size, there's no corner 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:33.119 to lose some ice cream in and we're not losing 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.920 any ice cream in my friend, I'd like to check 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.279 out some of your mugs sometimes, I literally like to 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:42.440 check out the inner rim of your mug. Just now 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:44.800 at the end we got the multi parts and now 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.320 we have a cup which is perfect to just lur. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.200 There's always look, Kevin. You know, I'm a big fan 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:55.159 of viscosity and everything viscosity related. The viscosity of that 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.840 ice cream is not even melted. And by the way, microwave, 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.800 perfect move with that ice cream. But that you're going 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.680 to have a little residue trapped in there that unless 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.520 you get your little hand down in there, Yeah, you're nothing. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:13.800 I'm fine with it's the term mug corner that I'm struggling. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:19.400 Where's the corner in the that cylinder going down into 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.000 that flat part. Now, once you're down in there, you 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.120 gotta you got a ninety degree angle in there. Yeah, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:31.840 you do, you go. You're never gonna have how many seconds? 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:35.080 How many seconds in the microwave? You all are melting 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:39.320 your ice cream a tool fifteen seconds? But I do. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.880 I lay out the pint outside on the counter for 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:51.479 a good twenty minutes, though you're doing with rock hard 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.200 ice cream. So you just want a milkshake. You don't 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.240 want ice cream? No, no no, I want some textures. He 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:02.159 wants milkshake at that, like you want to get a 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.440 bowl of ice cream and hit the popcorn button. And 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.720 I have put it in by mistake, for like way 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.680 too as a child, for like way too long. I 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.160 think it was like twenty seconds or twenty five seconds, 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.520 is my thing. And then one time too many zeros, 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.560 and two minutes later and I'm not even I'm like 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.919 doing other things. And then all of a sudden, my 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:28.240 my ice here was boiling. Yeah, good lord, uh look out, 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:34.160 it's Mark Gagliardi time. Hey Malorcas g Yeah, a camping 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.760 experience that comes to mind. It's time for you to 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.719 tell us about. Uh. Did I tell the bear story 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:45.159 ever on this show? I'm gonna say no, okay, please, okay. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.200 I went camping at this great spot just north of 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.240 Los Angeles, near Redlands, and Uh, we knew that there 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.599 was a bear nearby because we saw the bear standing 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.960 on top of the big dumpster uh like over at 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:02.440 the campsite, trying to get inside it a tight five, 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.680 but he was doing a type five on the dumpster. Uh. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.560 Drop the mic at the end into the dumpster. Uh. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.640 And then that's why he yeah, and that's why he 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:14.480 was like, oh my, Mike. But we all knew that 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.120 the bear was there, so we all decided we were 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.480 all going to stay in one tent. Uh. That night 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:20.920 there was a bunch of a bunch of prints together, 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.840 but we all, like the seven of us, all piled 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.400 into one tent. We're all sleeping on the floor, and 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:31.040 then we hear the We hear the bear outside just 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:36.200 devouring one of our friends cars, uh, trying to get 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:39.960 in because they had left an open pineapple like that 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.400 had been cut up just in the trunk, like not 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.200 sealed in anything. They left. Yeah, they might as well 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.440 have filled the trunk with honey. Um. So then once 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:52.000 we heard the bear leave, we uh there was another group. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.480 It was a friend of ours parents who were there 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.880 as well, who had an airstream. Uh, and we thought 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.040 we're going to all just pile in the airstream. So 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.000 once we you head the bear and you got it, 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.920 we grabbed. Yeah, we grabbed the pineapple. I'm running with 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:09.480 a pit bull in my arms. Uh, because we didn't 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.920 trust the pit bull to creep quietly over into the airstream. H. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.840 So to my friend's parents, I'm sure it was a 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.360 freaky site that at about three o'clock in the morning, 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.960 seven adult humans and two dogs just came barreling into 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.160 their airstream telling them stories of of a bear that 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.560 had destroyed a car. And we saw in the morning 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.600 the damage that the bear had actually done. Uh. He 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.120 pulled off the antenna, and I can only assume that 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:39.160 it was a crazy smart bear who pulled off the 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.760 antenna and then was using it to try to slim 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:46.480 Jim the lock. Jack did you think he was picking 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:54.320 his teeth like pineapple? Can? I also say, by the way, 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.600 in Jackie's defense, I do have a mug specific four 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.000 ice cream in my kid you is a coffee mug 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.559 that I only use rice are you? Are you denying 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:05.560 that you don't get a little bit of rim in there? 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.200 I do. Here's the thing about this mug. There's there's 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.040 a little it's a little bit raised on the bottom, 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.160 so I don't have that ninety degree angle in the rim. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.320 I have a little bit of curve. It's a little 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.800 it's bowlish in the bottom. I have some mugs that 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:22.280 are bullish as well. Yeah, so really they're bowls with 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:26.000 handles you guys talk, which is also called the cup 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.120 and last, but too much bread, not enough steak, if 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.120 you think of least, it's a tool, sing sizeable, silly. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:40.040 Why are we still bothering with the penny? That's a 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:43.120 good question. I think the we've they've done the economic 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:44.800 kind of research on it, and we should get rid 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.480 of it. I've been to other countries where they just 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.319 round up around down. I love that. I'd like to 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.959 get rid of all coins. Um, no coins, what's I 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.440 don't need? You know, some countries have like a five euro. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.640 I don't know if that's a coin, but something I 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.480 guess if I'm saying that is the but those those 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.240 are you're gonna lose those. That's losing a lot, you 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.280 lose a dime. Hey, it's okay, you'll get over it. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.040 But I don't want a lot of dollar coins. But 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.200 let's get rid of everything quarters and all the stuff. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.680 Or make the parking meters give me my change back 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:16.240 when I'm leaving. How about that? Yeah? Sorry, I like 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.760 that a lot of parking issues. We got to the 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.360 parking issues. That's all I cared about. Let's do a 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.720 damn show. 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This email a gen dot com 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:10.840 seen one comes from patron v I P Haven, who wrote, Hey, folks, 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:19.239 scene lego manufacturing plant ps bone to pick? Why so reluctant? 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.800 Why so reluctant to do the whoops wrong kind of 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:28.720 Indian scene? Craig, you had no issue playing a native 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.240 dude in episode three. You did great. You even got 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:36.960 sick from foreign diseases. Your beautiful facial structure could surely 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.480 get you a role as a chief or a tribal 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.720 dignitary of some sort. I'm also hoping that a tool 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.640 was going to be there for the episode. Huge gamble 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:50.480 on my part, assuming he is Indian? Am I right? 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.720 Maybe we can get Adam Beach or Graham Green on 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:58.640 the show someday to do the scene. Oh this is 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:02.000 getting awkward. Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:06.960 Stay friends, love all of you. Haven. So I chose 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.160 this one because I wanted everyone to know this about 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:18.120 Haven uh and and and Haven's uh stance or attempt 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:21.280 to be funny. I wasn't quite clear. It's it just 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:29.040 butts up against the dark side pun intended. Uh a tool? 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.720 Do you a tool? Do you carried away? And how 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.400 do you feel about all of that? I am Indian, 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.800 so that's that part. I will confirm that I try 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.680 not to go public with that information, but that's come out. 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:48.080 I don't know what scene we're talking about, but so yeah, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:56.199 like an Indian, Well back to our scene suggestion, Lego 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:03.120 manufacturing plant. Johnson, may I speak with you please? I'm 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:08.000 sorry you're talking about Darius Johnson or Camar Johnathan. Which 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:13.079 do you want to talk to or I'm Kamar If 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:18.200 you'm Darius, I need to speak with you Kamal. All right, 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.600 But first of all, you were clear that I was 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:25.040 calling you Johnson. No is that not, sir? I have 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:28.840 not listened since I was high at Okay, but today 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:32.320 today I promised my wife on penalty of death, that 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.480 I would listen to everything that happens today. Now when 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.960 you made the promise to to the Mrs penalty of death, 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:43.360 on penalty of death and the stakes were in fact 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:47.800 your your potential demise at whose hand? Where was this 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:54.000 potential death mine? Oh? That she she would and she 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.560 she showed me exactly how she would do it. She 0:13:56.640 --> 0:14:00.960 would form a bludgeon and device. I'll of legos that 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.439 I sneak home in my pockets every night and lud 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.720 and then I'm gonna take my knife and I'm gonna 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.320 take one of the legos and i'm gonna make it 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.520 into a little shift, and i'd like to write down 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.439 everything you say, so you're gonna shive me. Okay, I'm 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.680 not gonna shive you. I'm gonna take that little shift 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.320 and i'm gonna take out your little pupils. I'm gonna 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.600 go around the areas and I'm hoping that that's going 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.600 to make a lot of blood. And if it doesn't 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:29.240 make enough blood to bleed you out like a little pig, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.560 I'm gonna tie you up like a big old pig. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.480 Maybe I have something to tell you that oball does 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.560 not really bleed, so you don't have to do a 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.920 lot more damage than that. Okay, then I'm gonna have 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.160 to tie you up. I'm gonna have to tie you 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:46.080 do I'm right hard. That's gonna be hard because I 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.320 refuse to do anything without using legos. I'm gonna have 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.640 to figure out how to tie up with legos and 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.320 keep you up there without them popping out. And I'm 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.960 gonna take I don't know, I'm gonna get you from 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:03.520 from groin, uh huh, from growing to lloyd, from growing 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.040 to neck. I'm gonna enist to give you a big 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.760 old slash from tint to Nate. You're gonna cract me 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.600 from taint Tonate. Tint to Nate going to cut you 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:17.480 like that in all your insides or kizzards. Hi, Nate, Yes, 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.440 thank you for coming in on such short notice. I 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.400 just had a few questions about what I've been hearing 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:30.200 around the office that you have a couple of different monikers, 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.360 and I wanted to go over one of them, Nate King. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.920 I don't know how I feel about that. Uh, tain't 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.960 to Nate. I don't know what that means. And what's 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:44.640 that that's a sexual reference? Taint to Nate is a 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.760 sexual reference, right, And that's why I've asked you to 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:51.880 come to HR today. Um So why are you having 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.040 people call you tain't to Nate? They know what I 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:59.200 do on the weekends. I don't they know, Okay, I 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:03.240 won't tell me. If they did, someone start calling you this. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.200 We got Joel dancing on the green stage, we got 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.080 Paul on the orange stage, and we got taped tonad 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.920 up on a gold stage. Remember, ladies, if you don't 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:19.200 tip taint Tonate won't strip a damnit Nate. What are 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:25.040 you doing, Nate, What are you doing street? Look, I'm 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:30.280 not taking anything off until I see a couple of bills. Alright, alright, ladies, ladies, ladies. 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.680 If you don't put out the coin, you won't see 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.320 taint tonight's growing. Let's get going here, all right, you guys. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:40.680 This isn't bad. This is so bad that I know it. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:46.640 But this is bad. It's definitely some dollars at him 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.360 is going to literally kill me if he knew that 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:56.000 I was here looking at Okay, ladies, ladies, enough chattering. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.280 If you don't put out the dollars, taint ton Eate 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.280 can't pays feet for his kids scholars ship. Let's get 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:11.159 it out there. Excuse me? Are you Darius Johnson? I 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:16.879 am Wow. Nobody ever asks for Darius Johnson. Really, they 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:23.800 all just want Kamal Johnson. You're not appreciated at the 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.680 Lego manufacturing plant at which you work. No, I'm underappreciated. 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:33.480 I would say, I'm whatever is under under I'm sub underappreciated, Darius. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:37.920 I represent Block Ohs. We're the fourth largest plastic building 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:41.000 block company. I don't know if I should be talking 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.439 to you. I I just need to get to my car. Please, 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:46.719 I'm just having a friendly conversation here, Dad, I just 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:48.720 need can I just set these groceries down? I just 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.879 need to get to my guys working on these days. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:57.119 We Look, if I tell you will you will you 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.959 listen to me? Look, we're just figure we want to 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.720 figure out how to get blockos into uh. I mean, 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:05.760 we don't have the rights to Batman, but we want 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.159 to build like a like a batmobile. How do you 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:09.920 how do you do? Look? The only way to build 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.119 the batmobile is with the plans, and the plans are 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.639 under lock and key in the boss's office, and no 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:22.000 one can get to those plans except Darius Johnson. Darius 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:25.040 Johnson has never done anything so wild in his whole life. 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:31.719 Mrs Mrs Kamar Johnson, but you please approach the judge 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:36.720 and let's sit on the stand now. According to the 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:43.639 autopsy report, your husband Kamar had his eyes surgically removed 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:48.760 and replaced with legos. Is that correct objection, your honor? 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:53.960 There lego bricks? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't I didn't 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:59.600 know the correct terminology. I'm sorry. May I rephrase the question, 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:04.840 you're ontron. According to the autopsy report, your eyes had 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:08.160 is your husband had goddamnit, your honor. I am just flustered. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.400 I'm flustered beyond belief. Can I take just a five 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:22.480 minute whiskey break? Please? Five minutes? Scene two comes from 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:31.520 listener Ophelia, who wrote simple scene suggestion Powerpuff Girls. Ophelia, Gee, 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:39.040 oh my god, I'm so excited. Do you think we're 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.920 going to meet all of them today? I mean, I've 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:45.560 got my book out her. Bubbles has a head cold, 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.520 so Bubbles might not be here, but certainly the others 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.280 would be. I wouldn't care if Bubble's had a head coat. 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:55.920 I would still want to meet. My god, I'm so nervous. 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.160 What what? What do we do we speak to them? 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.320 Do we say something? Do we just stand there and cog? 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.240 I've written down everything that I want to say to 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.000 them on my left hand. Do you want to practice? 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:13.840 Of course I do. Okay that Mojo Jojo huh he's 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:18.520 a crazy He's a crazy monkey? Oh god, I don't know. 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:22.000 Do you really want to refer to any of them 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:25.399 as monkeys? Well? No, Mojo Jojo wasn't what was a 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:29.760 was an evil character? And what Holy sh it, Tina, 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:33.560 you don't know shit about power Puffer. You don't know 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:40.200 shit about power puffka you you told me that you story. 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:42.920 I don't know what everyone does for a living within 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:49.000 the power Puff universe. Today, today is the day I'm 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:51.159 glad I had my right hand this written down in 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.240 case it's happening. I'm gonna read it straight to you. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:55.520 Today is the day that you and I are no 0:20:55.640 --> 0:21:00.199 longer friends. Oh my god, you lied to me on 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:04.680 the most important nail when you just tended you knew 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:09.199 about Powerpuff Girls. You don't even know Mojo Jojo. I 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:14.200 have my favorites. No, I didn't protend nor lie about Okay, 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:18.640 I lied. Here's the thing. I want to be popular 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.280 at school, and everyone gives a shit about these Powerpuff Girls. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:25.199 I don't so yeah, I'm acting. I don't care, So 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:27.400 help me when I meet them? What do I say? 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:31.560 What do I do? You got one chance to redeem yourself. 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:36.240 Tell me you need to go into the bathroom and 0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:40.120 put on the mayor's costume. The male was the main 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:45.959 character in the Powerpuff Girl. Oh my gosh it is. 0:21:46.280 --> 0:21:48.399 It's been so many years and I've been dying to 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:50.719 run into you in the hollway. I can't believe this 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:54.199 is the first time Dexter. I'm such a fan of 0:21:54.240 --> 0:21:59.800 your laboratory. Buttercup. It's me Buttercup. Yeah, of course of 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:05.800 horis from The Power Play Girls. Yeah, you're ah. You 0:22:05.840 --> 0:22:08.880 guys are great. You guys look everyone on the network, 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:11.640 we're all. We just love we love what you what 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:14.440 you gals? Do you know? You're really good for girls? 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.639 It's really great where you're doing a weird way to 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.560 see that. No, it's great, it's great. It's great. I'm 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:23.119 sure girls love your show. I think a lot of 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:27.880 people love our show. Gosh. Wow. Sometimes you don't meet 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:32.120 your heroes. No, no, I'm meeting one of mine right now. Well, 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:34.720 heroins like girls can't be heroes, but they can be 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:38.320 heroines like the drug which if you come to my lab, 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.160 you gotta see what we're working on in there. Hey, 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:44.520 do you want one of these cigarettes? Oh? I don't smoke. 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:48.600 I need to fly. Oh okay, suit yourself, you can fly. 0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:53.359 That is wild. I don't know that the Power Play 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:56.880 Girls flu it's puff um and you know what. I'm good? 0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:05.280 All right? Hey, I heard you met Dexter earlier. Nexter's 0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:10.320 the sexiest asshole who happens to make drugs in his laboratory. 0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:14.320 They had no idea. I should have warned you. I 0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:17.760 thought that. I mean, to be honest, I've had a 0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:21.960 crush on him, to be honest. So it's a bad boy, 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:28.680 of course. I I love a red head. I love 0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:32.439 I love that we're both like similar heighth ish And 0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:34.320 if you really want to get close to Dexter, I 0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:37.280 have one s of guestion to you. Take this costume. 0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:40.240 It's the mayor's costume. Go on in the rest room, 0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:42.800 put on the mayor's costume, and go talk to him 0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:45.360 man to man. Once you woo him man to man, 0:23:46.160 --> 0:23:51.920 you'll be able to woo him woman. I just like sir. 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:55.040 There's a we got a pretty long line outside waiting 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:58.520 to meet the Power Profect girls. So whenever you are ready, 0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:05.080 we will open the doors. I'm ready. I'm ready to 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:08.159 open the doors. Okay, I didn't. I don't know why you. 0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:10.840 I mean, I know we're building excitement, but they're they're 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:13.760 getting rowdy. I think Evan saw a friendship breakup outside, 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:18.320 so it's getting bad. Um, so I'm gonna open it up. Um, 0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:21.280 just half the girls ready? Could you give me just 0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.200 a second before you do. I want to just sneak 0:24:23.240 --> 0:24:27.919 into the bathroom. Are you taking a whiskey break? No? No, man, no, no, 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:30.919 I can't do that anymore. I'm gonna change it. I 0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:34.600 have gout. Now I'm gonna change into my Maya's costume. 0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:38.720 Oh is that really necessary? Because the girls are here, 0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.280 so we don't We don't need anything extra. But by 0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:45.480 the time the girls are in here, then you know 0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:48.160 what I mean. It's not your show, it's their show. 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:51.800 Just let him have this moment. You know, we run 0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:53.480 the Spencer Gifts. You know, we don't have to be 0:24:53.560 --> 0:25:00.000 part of the show. All right, you're right, you absolutely 0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:03.239 right let him in. I'll stay dressed as myself. No, no, no, 0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:08.040 Now you seem angry. You see, I'm I'm legitimately pisteof 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:14.720 put that lego brick knife down, okay o taking glasses off? 0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:20.760 Please please give me my glasses back? Those are those 0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:28.600 are Warby Parker's. Please give me those back. Oh that's 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:30.680 a lot less blood than I thought. Yeah, they have 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:34.080 all don't really. Oh man, I didn't expect that if 0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:37.560