1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: Wellcome back to another episode about me. I'm your host, 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollard, Yes, that Kevin poll What what's up? Well, 3 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: A squirrel told me yesterday that today was going to 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: be a magical day, and so far, I think my 5 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: little blood buddy was completely full of ship. But I digress. 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: Let's make a roam a shower no particular order. Let's 7 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: quickly check out with the craik Atkowski first two motorized 8 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: Doohiki review cow Well, in terms of motorized dow hikis 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 1: um that that I might have around the house, Like, 10 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: I'm very check forward, check advanced. Uh. I think we're 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: we're getting close to the uh, the robots, close to 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: the robots. The singularity was the word that robot times. 13 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: I think. Um, So, like, what do I got? What 14 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: do I got that I didn't say in the room. 15 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: I literally have a microwave that I bought when I 16 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: arrived in Los Angeles in two thousand two, so that 17 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,839 Speaker 1: mic wave and I are celebrating about celebrat twenty years 18 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: together and it works fine. Did I make some popcorn 19 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: in it last night? Did it pop up? Fine? Yes? 20 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 1: So yeah, find the stuff you love and stick with it. 21 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: Don't don't get sucked up by these corporations that want 22 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: you to get the latest thing, because the next thing, 23 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: you know you microwaves still works great. Couldn't agree more. 24 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: Oh my, there's Jackie eaganzollers to Ruth. Hey, Jackie, how 25 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: many times a week are you wondering about your next 26 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: scoop of ice cream? Oh? I mean a lot. It's 27 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: honestly something that I think about all the time, very 28 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: often as an avid ice cream lover. Someone who grew 29 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: up having two mugs a day. Look out now mugs. 30 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: I like him. Mus No, no, wait, wait, we're gonna 31 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: have to drill down. I'm afraid. Every day after school 32 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: I would have two mug fools and I'd fill it 33 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 1: up to the mug to the top, two mugfuls of 34 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: ice cream of eats double fudge brownie, which is over here. 35 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: If I may, uh this U this mug you speak 36 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: of that? For the record, not only none of us, 37 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: but none of our listeners have ever being used as 38 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: a vehicle for ice cream. Um a delivery system? Are 39 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: we talking about a coffee mug? We're talking about coffee. 40 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: It's a coffee mug. And I don't know why, but 41 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: because I think it was my choice. I think I 42 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: was just like, this is what I wanted, like the handle, 43 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: I'm not touching something cold. It also to me maybe 44 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: really kid, I was a reallyant kid, and I think 45 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: I was also like, this is the perfect serving size, 46 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: because a bowl I'm going to go too crazy. But 47 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: then in reality, when I fill up a mug, now 48 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this is half a pint, like so 49 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: much fishing a mug. Yeah, I think about it all 50 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: the time, I said, corrected, I'm now visioning Jamie putting 51 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: her ice cream in a mug constantly. It's a little 52 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: tiny mug, and it's for the same reason, and so 53 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: I don't shovel out too much. Well, you know what 54 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: is like, this isn't messed People are gonna think this 55 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: is messed up, and it's not messed up. I also 56 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: put it in a mug because I liked to microwave 57 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: my ice cream, not to a complete melt that I 58 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: needed it to be a little bit melty, half melt, 59 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: And so that's another big reason I'm putting it in 60 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: this mug. You know what came with the apartment, No 61 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: clue it could. It's ageless. That's right. Sure, damn is 62 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: backed by popular demand. Here now, Gary Anthony Williams, Hello America. 63 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: I say America because I'm sitting right in the crotch 64 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: of Canada right now and to run. And if I 65 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: may have a bone to pick with j Jackie d 66 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: which big fan, big fan of her work and her eating. 67 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: But MUD's the problem with it for me would be 68 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: they have a corner in there, like if it was 69 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: in a bowl of the same size, there's no corner 70 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,119 Speaker 1: to lose some ice cream in and we're not losing 71 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: any ice cream in my friend, I'd like to check 72 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: out some of your mugs sometimes, I literally like to 73 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: check out the inner rim of your mug. Just now 74 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: at the end we got the multi parts and now 75 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: we have a cup which is perfect to just lur. 76 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: There's always look, Kevin. You know, I'm a big fan 77 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 1: of viscosity and everything viscosity related. The viscosity of that 78 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: ice cream is not even melted. And by the way, microwave, 79 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: perfect move with that ice cream. But that you're going 80 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: to have a little residue trapped in there that unless 81 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: you get your little hand down in there, Yeah, you're nothing. 82 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: I'm fine with it's the term mug corner that I'm struggling. 83 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: Where's the corner in the that cylinder going down into 84 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: that flat part. Now, once you're down in there, you 85 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: gotta you got a ninety degree angle in there. Yeah, 86 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:31,840 Speaker 1: you do, you go. You're never gonna have how many seconds? 87 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 1: How many seconds in the microwave? You all are melting 88 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: your ice cream a tool fifteen seconds? But I do. 89 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: I lay out the pint outside on the counter for 90 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:51,479 Speaker 1: a good twenty minutes, though you're doing with rock hard 91 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: ice cream. So you just want a milkshake. You don't 92 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: want ice cream? No, no no, I want some textures. He 93 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 1: wants milkshake at that, like you want to get a 94 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: bowl of ice cream and hit the popcorn button. And 95 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 1: I have put it in by mistake, for like way 96 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: too as a child, for like way too long. I 97 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: think it was like twenty seconds or twenty five seconds, 98 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: is my thing. And then one time too many zeros, 99 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: and two minutes later and I'm not even I'm like 100 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,919 Speaker 1: doing other things. And then all of a sudden, my 101 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: my ice here was boiling. Yeah, good lord, uh look out, 102 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: it's Mark Gagliardi time. Hey Malorcas g Yeah, a camping 103 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: experience that comes to mind. It's time for you to 104 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 1: tell us about. Uh. Did I tell the bear story 105 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,159 Speaker 1: ever on this show? I'm gonna say no, okay, please, okay. 106 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: I went camping at this great spot just north of 107 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,240 Speaker 1: Los Angeles, near Redlands, and Uh, we knew that there 108 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 1: was a bear nearby because we saw the bear standing 109 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 1: on top of the big dumpster uh like over at 110 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: the campsite, trying to get inside it a tight five, 111 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: but he was doing a type five on the dumpster. Uh. 112 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: Drop the mic at the end into the dumpster. Uh. 113 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: And then that's why he yeah, and that's why he 114 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: was like, oh my, Mike. But we all knew that 115 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: the bear was there, so we all decided we were 116 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: all going to stay in one tent. Uh. That night 117 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: there was a bunch of a bunch of prints together, 118 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: but we all, like the seven of us, all piled 119 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: into one tent. We're all sleeping on the floor, and 120 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: then we hear the We hear the bear outside just 121 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: devouring one of our friends cars, uh, trying to get 122 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: in because they had left an open pineapple like that 123 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: had been cut up just in the trunk, like not 124 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: sealed in anything. They left. Yeah, they might as well 125 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: have filled the trunk with honey. Um. So then once 126 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: we heard the bear leave, we uh there was another group. 127 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: It was a friend of ours parents who were there 128 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: as well, who had an airstream. Uh, and we thought 129 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: we're going to all just pile in the airstream. So 130 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: once we you head the bear and you got it, 131 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: we grabbed. Yeah, we grabbed the pineapple. I'm running with 132 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: a pit bull in my arms. Uh, because we didn't 133 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: trust the pit bull to creep quietly over into the airstream. H. 134 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: So to my friend's parents, I'm sure it was a 135 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 1: freaky site that at about three o'clock in the morning, 136 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: seven adult humans and two dogs just came barreling into 137 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: their airstream telling them stories of of a bear that 138 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: had destroyed a car. And we saw in the morning 139 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: the damage that the bear had actually done. Uh. He 140 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: pulled off the antenna, and I can only assume that 141 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: it was a crazy smart bear who pulled off the 142 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: antenna and then was using it to try to slim 143 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: Jim the lock. Jack did you think he was picking 144 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 1: his teeth like pineapple? Can? I also say, by the way, 145 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: in Jackie's defense, I do have a mug specific four 146 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: ice cream in my kid you is a coffee mug 147 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 1: that I only use rice are you? Are you denying 148 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,560 Speaker 1: that you don't get a little bit of rim in there? 149 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: I do. Here's the thing about this mug. There's there's 150 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: a little it's a little bit raised on the bottom, 151 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: so I don't have that ninety degree angle in the rim. 152 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,320 Speaker 1: I have a little bit of curve. It's a little 153 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: it's bowlish in the bottom. I have some mugs that 154 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: are bullish as well. Yeah, so really they're bowls with 155 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,000 Speaker 1: handles you guys talk, which is also called the cup 156 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: and last, but too much bread, not enough steak, if 157 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: you think of least, it's a tool, sing sizeable, silly. 158 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: Why are we still bothering with the penny? That's a 159 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 1: good question. I think the we've they've done the economic 160 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: kind of research on it, and we should get rid 161 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: of it. I've been to other countries where they just 162 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:49,319 Speaker 1: round up around down. I love that. I'd like to 163 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: get rid of all coins. Um, no coins, what's I 164 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: don't need? You know, some countries have like a five euro. 165 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a coin, but something I 166 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: guess if I'm saying that is the but those those 167 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: are you're gonna lose those. That's losing a lot, you 168 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: lose a dime. Hey, it's okay, you'll get over it. 169 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: But I don't want a lot of dollar coins. But 170 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 1: let's get rid of everything quarters and all the stuff. 171 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 1: Or make the parking meters give me my change back 172 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: when I'm leaving. How about that? Yeah? Sorry, I like 173 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 1: that a lot of parking issues. We got to the 174 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 1: parking issues. That's all I cared about. Let's do a 175 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 1: damn show. All of our scene suggestions, of course, gathered 176 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 1: from your listener emails or from our patron v i 177 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,199 Speaker 1: p S, which you can become and support the show 178 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 1: in your own individual damn way, and by the way, 179 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 1: you look receive exclusive content like standalone bonus scenes that 180 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: we create just for you, video recording of this very 181 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 1: zoom session we're recording in on a weekly basis, and 182 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: so many more. 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Your beautiful facial structure could surely 192 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: get you a role as a chief or a tribal 193 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: dignitary of some sort. I'm also hoping that a tool 194 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 1: was going to be there for the episode. Huge gamble 195 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: on my part, assuming he is Indian? Am I right? 196 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 1: Maybe we can get Adam Beach or Graham Green on 197 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,640 Speaker 1: the show someday to do the scene. Oh this is 198 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:02,000 Speaker 1: getting awkward. Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out. 199 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 1: Stay friends, love all of you. Haven. So I chose 200 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,160 Speaker 1: this one because I wanted everyone to know this about 201 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: Haven uh and and and Haven's uh stance or attempt 202 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: to be funny. I wasn't quite clear. It's it just 203 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: butts up against the dark side pun intended. Uh a tool? 204 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: Do you a tool? Do you carried away? And how 205 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: do you feel about all of that? I am Indian, 206 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 1: so that's that part. I will confirm that I try 207 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,680 Speaker 1: not to go public with that information, but that's come out. 208 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what scene we're talking about, but so yeah, 209 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:56,199 Speaker 1: like an Indian, Well back to our scene suggestion, Lego 210 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: manufacturing plant. Johnson, may I speak with you please? I'm 211 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 1: sorry you're talking about Darius Johnson or Camar Johnathan. Which 212 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:13,079 Speaker 1: do you want to talk to or I'm Kamar If 213 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:18,200 Speaker 1: you'm Darius, I need to speak with you Kamal. All right, 214 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: But first of all, you were clear that I was 215 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 1: calling you Johnson. No is that not, sir? I have 216 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,840 Speaker 1: not listened since I was high at Okay, but today 217 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,320 Speaker 1: today I promised my wife on penalty of death, that 218 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: I would listen to everything that happens today. Now when 219 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,960 Speaker 1: you made the promise to to the Mrs penalty of death, 220 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: on penalty of death and the stakes were in fact 221 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: your your potential demise at whose hand? Where was this 222 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: potential death mine? Oh? That she she would and she 223 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 1: she showed me exactly how she would do it. She 224 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: would form a bludgeon and device. I'll of legos that 225 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,439 Speaker 1: I sneak home in my pockets every night and lud 226 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna take my knife and I'm gonna 227 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,320 Speaker 1: take one of the legos and i'm gonna make it 228 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: into a little shift, and i'd like to write down 229 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 1: everything you say, so you're gonna shive me. Okay, I'm 230 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,680 Speaker 1: not gonna shive you. I'm gonna take that little shift 231 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 1: and i'm gonna take out your little pupils. I'm gonna 232 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 1: go around the areas and I'm hoping that that's going 233 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 1: to make a lot of blood. And if it doesn't 234 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 1: make enough blood to bleed you out like a little pig, 235 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tie you up like a big old pig. 236 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,480 Speaker 1: Maybe I have something to tell you that oball does 237 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: not really bleed, so you don't have to do a 238 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: lot more damage than that. Okay, then I'm gonna have 239 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 1: to tie you up. I'm gonna have to tie you 240 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: do I'm right hard. That's gonna be hard because I 241 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 1: refuse to do anything without using legos. I'm gonna have 242 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: to figure out how to tie up with legos and 243 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: keep you up there without them popping out. And I'm 244 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 1: gonna take I don't know, I'm gonna get you from 245 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: from groin, uh huh, from growing to lloyd, from growing 246 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: to neck. I'm gonna enist to give you a big 247 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: old slash from tint to Nate. You're gonna cract me 248 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: from taint Tonate. Tint to Nate going to cut you 249 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: like that in all your insides or kizzards. Hi, Nate, Yes, 250 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: thank you for coming in on such short notice. I 251 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 1: just had a few questions about what I've been hearing 252 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: around the office that you have a couple of different monikers, 253 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 1: and I wanted to go over one of them, Nate King. 254 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about that. Uh, tain't 255 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: to Nate. I don't know what that means. And what's 256 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: that that's a sexual reference? Taint to Nate is a 257 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 1: sexual reference, right, And that's why I've asked you to 258 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: come to HR today. Um So why are you having 259 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: people call you tain't to Nate? They know what I 260 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: do on the weekends. I don't they know, Okay, I 261 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: won't tell me. If they did, someone start calling you this. 262 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: We got Joel dancing on the green stage, we got 263 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: Paul on the orange stage, and we got taped tonad 264 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: up on a gold stage. Remember, ladies, if you don't 265 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: tip taint Tonate won't strip a damnit Nate. What are 266 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 1: you doing, Nate, What are you doing street? Look, I'm 267 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: not taking anything off until I see a couple of bills. Alright, alright, ladies, ladies, ladies. 268 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: If you don't put out the coin, you won't see 269 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: taint tonight's growing. Let's get going here, all right, you guys. 270 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:40,680 Speaker 1: This isn't bad. This is so bad that I know it. 271 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: But this is bad. It's definitely some dollars at him 272 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: is going to literally kill me if he knew that 273 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: I was here looking at Okay, ladies, ladies, enough chattering. 274 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 1: If you don't put out the dollars, taint ton Eate 275 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: can't pays feet for his kids scholars ship. Let's get 276 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:11,159 Speaker 1: it out there. Excuse me? Are you Darius Johnson? I 277 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: am Wow. Nobody ever asks for Darius Johnson. Really, they 278 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: all just want Kamal Johnson. You're not appreciated at the 279 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: Lego manufacturing plant at which you work. No, I'm underappreciated. 280 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: I would say, I'm whatever is under under I'm sub underappreciated, Darius. 281 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: I represent Block Ohs. We're the fourth largest plastic building 282 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: block company. I don't know if I should be talking 283 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,439 Speaker 1: to you. I I just need to get to my car. Please, 284 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,719 Speaker 1: I'm just having a friendly conversation here, Dad, I just 285 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: need can I just set these groceries down? I just 286 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 1: need to get to my guys working on these days. 287 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 1: We Look, if I tell you will you will you 288 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,959 Speaker 1: listen to me? Look, we're just figure we want to 289 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: figure out how to get blockos into uh. I mean, 290 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: we don't have the rights to Batman, but we want 291 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: to build like a like a batmobile. How do you 292 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,920 Speaker 1: how do you do? Look? The only way to build 293 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 1: the batmobile is with the plans, and the plans are 294 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 1: under lock and key in the boss's office, and no 295 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: one can get to those plans except Darius Johnson. Darius 296 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: Johnson has never done anything so wild in his whole life. 297 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:31,719 Speaker 1: Mrs Mrs Kamar Johnson, but you please approach the judge 298 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 1: and let's sit on the stand now. According to the 299 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: autopsy report, your husband Kamar had his eyes surgically removed 300 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: and replaced with legos. Is that correct objection, your honor? 301 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:53,960 Speaker 1: There lego bricks? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't I didn't 302 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: know the correct terminology. I'm sorry. May I rephrase the question, 303 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:04,840 Speaker 1: you're ontron. According to the autopsy report, your eyes had 304 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,160 Speaker 1: is your husband had goddamnit, your honor. I am just flustered. 305 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,400 Speaker 1: I'm flustered beyond belief. Can I take just a five 306 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 1: minute whiskey break? Please? Five minutes? Scene two comes from 307 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:31,520 Speaker 1: listener Ophelia, who wrote simple scene suggestion Powerpuff Girls. Ophelia, Gee, 308 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so excited. Do you think we're 309 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,920 Speaker 1: going to meet all of them today? I mean, I've 310 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 1: got my book out her. Bubbles has a head cold, 311 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 1: so Bubbles might not be here, but certainly the others 312 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 1: would be. I wouldn't care if Bubble's had a head coat. 313 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: I would still want to meet. My god, I'm so nervous. 314 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,160 Speaker 1: What what? What do we do we speak to them? 315 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: Do we say something? Do we just stand there and cog? 316 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: I've written down everything that I want to say to 317 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: them on my left hand. Do you want to practice? 318 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:13,840 Speaker 1: Of course I do. Okay that Mojo Jojo huh he's 319 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 1: a crazy He's a crazy monkey? Oh god, I don't know. 320 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,000 Speaker 1: Do you really want to refer to any of them 321 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,399 Speaker 1: as monkeys? Well? No, Mojo Jojo wasn't what was a 322 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,760 Speaker 1: was an evil character? And what Holy sh it, Tina, 323 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: you don't know shit about power Puffer. You don't know 324 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: shit about power puffka you you told me that you story. 325 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what everyone does for a living within 326 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: the power Puff universe. Today, today is the day I'm 327 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,159 Speaker 1: glad I had my right hand this written down in 328 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 1: case it's happening. I'm gonna read it straight to you. 329 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 1: Today is the day that you and I are no 330 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,199 Speaker 1: longer friends. Oh my god, you lied to me on 331 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: the most important nail when you just tended you knew 332 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,199 Speaker 1: about Powerpuff Girls. You don't even know Mojo Jojo. I 333 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,200 Speaker 1: have my favorites. No, I didn't protend nor lie about Okay, 334 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 1: I lied. Here's the thing. I want to be popular 335 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: at school, and everyone gives a shit about these Powerpuff Girls. 336 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,199 Speaker 1: I don't so yeah, I'm acting. I don't care, So 337 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 1: help me when I meet them? What do I say? 338 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: What do I do? You got one chance to redeem yourself. 339 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: Tell me you need to go into the bathroom and 340 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,120 Speaker 1: put on the mayor's costume. The male was the main 341 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:45,959 Speaker 1: character in the Powerpuff Girl. Oh my gosh it is. 342 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 1: It's been so many years and I've been dying to 343 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,719 Speaker 1: run into you in the hollway. I can't believe this 344 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,199 Speaker 1: is the first time Dexter. I'm such a fan of 345 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: your laboratory. Buttercup. It's me Buttercup. Yeah, of course of 346 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: horis from The Power Play Girls. Yeah, you're ah. You 347 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: guys are great. You guys look everyone on the network, 348 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,640 Speaker 1: we're all. We just love we love what you what 349 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,440 Speaker 1: you gals? Do you know? You're really good for girls? 350 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,639 Speaker 1: It's really great where you're doing a weird way to 351 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: see that. No, it's great, it's great. It's great. I'm 352 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 1: sure girls love your show. I think a lot of 353 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,880 Speaker 1: people love our show. Gosh. Wow. Sometimes you don't meet 354 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: your heroes. No, no, I'm meeting one of mine right now. Well, 355 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 1: heroins like girls can't be heroes, but they can be 356 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: heroines like the drug which if you come to my lab, 357 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,160 Speaker 1: you gotta see what we're working on in there. Hey, 358 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 1: do you want one of these cigarettes? Oh? I don't smoke. 359 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 1: I need to fly. Oh okay, suit yourself, you can fly. 360 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: That is wild. I don't know that the Power Play 361 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,880 Speaker 1: Girls flu it's puff um and you know what. I'm good? 362 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: All right? Hey, I heard you met Dexter earlier. Nexter's 363 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 1: the sexiest asshole who happens to make drugs in his laboratory. 364 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,320 Speaker 1: They had no idea. I should have warned you. I 365 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: thought that. I mean, to be honest, I've had a 366 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaker 1: crush on him, to be honest. So it's a bad boy, 367 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:28,680 Speaker 1: of course. I I love a red head. I love 368 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,439 Speaker 1: I love that we're both like similar heighth ish And 369 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 1: if you really want to get close to Dexter, I 370 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,280 Speaker 1: have one s of guestion to you. Take this costume. 371 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,240 Speaker 1: It's the mayor's costume. Go on in the rest room, 372 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: put on the mayor's costume, and go talk to him 373 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,360 Speaker 1: man to man. Once you woo him man to man, 374 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:51,920 Speaker 1: you'll be able to woo him woman. I just like sir. 375 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 1: There's a we got a pretty long line outside waiting 376 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: to meet the Power Profect girls. So whenever you are ready, 377 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: we will open the doors. I'm ready. I'm ready to 378 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 1: open the doors. Okay, I didn't. I don't know why you. 379 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I know we're building excitement, but they're they're 380 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: getting rowdy. I think Evan saw a friendship breakup outside, 381 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 1: so it's getting bad. Um, so I'm gonna open it up. Um, 382 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: just half the girls ready? Could you give me just 383 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 1: a second before you do. I want to just sneak 384 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: into the bathroom. Are you taking a whiskey break? No? No, man, no, no, 385 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,919 Speaker 1: I can't do that anymore. I'm gonna change it. I 386 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 1: have gout. Now I'm gonna change into my Maya's costume. 387 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh is that really necessary? Because the girls are here, 388 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 1: so we don't We don't need anything extra. But by 389 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: the time the girls are in here, then you know 390 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,160 Speaker 1: what I mean. It's not your show, it's their show. 391 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: Just let him have this moment. You know, we run 392 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 1: the Spencer Gifts. You know, we don't have to be 393 00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: part of the show. All right, you're right, you absolutely 394 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,239 Speaker 1: right let him in. I'll stay dressed as myself. No, no, no, 395 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 1: Now you seem angry. You see, I'm I'm legitimately pisteof 396 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: put that lego brick knife down, okay o taking glasses off? 397 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:20,760 Speaker 1: Please please give me my glasses back? Those are those 398 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 1: are Warby Parker's. Please give me those back. Oh that's 399 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 1: a lot less blood than I thought. Yeah, they have 400 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: all don't really. Oh man, I didn't expect that if 401 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: everyone here would because playing as the mayor, I've already 402 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: seen three more besides us. I feel stupid now, I 403 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be so unique coming to a 404 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: power Puff Girls event as the mayor. This is bullshit. 405 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 1: I don't see no Powerpuff Girls around here. I just 406 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 1: see mayor. This is bullshit. I'm taking town of mayors. 407 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 1: You can know who's running the thing if it's a 408 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,160 Speaker 1: whole town of mayors. Look mayor, mayor, mayor girl dressed 409 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,560 Speaker 1: as a mayor. Potentially a power Puff old dressed as 410 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 1: a mayor for some reason. Mayor mayor guy from Spencer 411 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: Gifts dressed as a mayor for some reason. I don't 412 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: know what's going on that has seen too C three 413 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,680 Speaker 1: comes from Patron v I P. Bifster, who rode high 414 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: y'all if you could like a podcast too much, I 415 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 1: think I'd be getting dangerously close anyway. Scene suggestion workers 416 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: are returning to the offices and realizing that some of 417 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 1: them have changed. They've changed a lot, the workers, not 418 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 1: the offices. Oh Bifster, Yeah, I know. People are going 419 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:51,439 Speaker 1: back to work. Uh. It's weird because we've been working 420 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: on Zoom for it feels like two years, and I 421 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: don't know what to expect. I mean, have I forgotten 422 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,119 Speaker 1: how to interact with people that we're also this whole 423 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: cancer and cancel culture have happened. Honey, you have cancer 424 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: cancer me, honey, it's okay, it's kids, it's okay, it's 425 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 1: ok that has cancer. Dad does not have cancer. He 426 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: just misspokes. Just honey, you don't have cancer. He said 427 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,159 Speaker 1: canceled culture. When he's saying he's going to work, is 428 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,520 Speaker 1: he really going to go die from cancer and we're 429 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,120 Speaker 1: not going to see him again? You have always been 430 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: our our darkest child, haven't you were not? He's not 431 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: going to die from cancer instead of work? What does 432 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 1: cancer culture? Is that? Where everybody? I just want to 433 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: make it clear this office is not going to indulge 434 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,920 Speaker 1: in cancer culture. Uh. If you have cancer, we don't 435 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: want to know about it. So I have cancer, Okay. 436 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 1: Now now that's all I'm gonna see when I look 437 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:01,399 Speaker 1: at you. Okay, Now you're to find by having cancer, 438 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,560 Speaker 1: that's cancer culture. Uh. Now if you're if you're getting 439 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: chemo or other treatment, you have to leave. That's great. 440 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: Take as much time as you need. I definitely I 441 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: want people to get better. You know, I just don't 442 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: want to know about it. But I'm sick of cancer culture. Terry. 443 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 1: I called you into the office because you mentioned in 444 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,639 Speaker 1: the meeting how that you have cancer and we have 445 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,400 Speaker 1: to we have to write you up. Oh boy, hurry up, doc. 446 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: I don't have not doc. I'm sorry. And I see 447 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: everyone is the doctor now, either a doctor or mayor. 448 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 1: That's all I see. You're probably looking at my PhD 449 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: on the wall that is in English Studies from Vasser. 450 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,800 Speaker 1: That's a college in the northeast. Of course I know Vasser. Well, 451 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: I got cancer there. Oh so sorry, sorry to hear that. Well, 452 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 1: I got my little arts degree and then I actually 453 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 1: went to Masters to give my masters a tough before 454 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 1: I returned to vast Or for my pH d. Well, 455 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 1: we're getting beside the point. Let me write you up 456 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 1: on this piece of paper. All right, This will go 457 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: into permanent file. It won't be two permanents, all right. 458 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 1: I really don't have that. We want you to get better, 459 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: We want you to get all the help you need, 460 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 1: but I just can't talk about it all the time. 461 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 1: All right, all right, okay, seem angry. No, No, I'm 462 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: not angry at all. It's just the cancer talking. I 463 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 1: also want to make it clear if you have a 464 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: June twenty one through July twenty second, birthday. We're not 465 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 1: going to be celebrating those birthdays. That's cancer culture. Come on, 466 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:33,000 Speaker 1: Leo's aries, Gemini's. You're fine about just for that month. 467 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: We're not gonna say, yes, I not only do I 468 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: have cancer, but I'm also a cancer. Now does that 469 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: somehow cancel me out of there? Cancers them out? Uh? 470 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: Carry Uh. Well, I've got some some bad news and 471 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 1: some worst news for you. Please give me, give me 472 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: the absolute worst. Well, the absolute worst is you don't 473 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: have long. The second absolute worst is I'm not allowed 474 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: tell you how long you have because this hospital just 475 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 1: instituted a no cancer culture policy. We're not allowed to 476 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 1: talk about cancer in here anymore. So I'm just gonna 477 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,640 Speaker 1: hand you this blank sheet of paper. I'm going to 478 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 1: assume you know what to do because I can no 479 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: longer tell you what sort of steps you can take. Also, 480 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 1: i'd like to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm 481 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,200 Speaker 1: not thank you on birthday. Wish you know my father 482 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 1: always said, live every day is it's as if it's 483 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,160 Speaker 1: your last fifteen minutes of life. I think I'm I 484 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: think I'm going to start doing that now. I think 485 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,800 Speaker 1: you ought to. I think you ought to spend it 486 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,719 Speaker 1: like it's the last twelve minutes of your life. So 487 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 1: whatever you've whatever you've got to do. And no, I'm 488 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 1: not I'm not. I'm not wink talking wink about cancer. Wink. 489 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: But doctor, there's anything you'd need to get done as 490 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 1: wealth as a men with cancer. Three times in a row, 491 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,320 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you may have I I winking cancer, 492 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 1: what you may have eye winking cancer. You winked at 493 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: me three times in a row. It's oh god, oh god, 494 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 1: this is this is devastating news. Cancer is very contagious, doctor, 495 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: everyone knows it. I didn't realize it was that quickly. 496 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: Airborne contagious, airborne. You have air gina. I know. I. 497 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 1: I bought the tickets. We're gonna have to resell them, okay. 498 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: I it's so stupid that the Comedy Central con is 499 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 1: on a weekday I work. I can't get out of 500 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: work at you needs someone to buy the tickets. I 501 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 1: don't und I just yeah, I'm gonna have to sell 502 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: my ticket. You can still go. I just like I 503 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: can't get out of Wait a second, I mean I 504 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 1: could just gosh, I could stay have cancer. Right, They'll 505 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 1: let me just take off time, you know, to get better. 506 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: But that that's like, that's bad, that's fat, It's really 507 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,360 Speaker 1: bad in a big it's almost a guarantee that I'm 508 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 1: not gonna get it in an airborne like on a 509 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:15,560 Speaker 1: plane situation. Yeah, you know what comes fuck up those 510 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: stupid idea stud idea, Well, there are no stupid ideas, 511 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 1: as it turns out, between us. You can say anything, 512 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 1: some of which I won't be paying attention to, but 513 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: have the freedom. You know, Gina, You're so honest with me, 514 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,239 Speaker 1: and that's why. Sorry to interrupt you, guys. I just 515 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: heard on the on the news the con this weekend. 516 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 1: They said it's going to be the biggest thing ever, 517 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 1: the biggest thing. Excited, ice cream mugs. You guys gotta 518 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: find a way to go. You guys gotta find a 519 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 1: way to go. We have tickets and are you okay? 520 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:56,080 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, everybody sold my car. Now. I'm just like 521 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:00,560 Speaker 1: a Paul Revere on Hocus. I gotta go by Hey. 522 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: I love the idea of bringing back the town crier, 523 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 1: by the way, you know, and I loved the shoe 524 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:15,480 Speaker 1: he seems. Welcome to the Comedy Central Cancel Cancer Culture Conference. 525 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 1: I am Craig Koski, Matt Craig Kowski, that Craig Kakowski. 526 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: And of course this is the Comedy Central Cancel Cancer 527 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: Culture Conference. Uh we have uh what is it on 528 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: a weekday? Yeah? Some of us usually have to go 529 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: to work on week days. Well, look you're all here right. 530 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,360 Speaker 1: You must have got out somehow faked cancer. And I'm 531 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: on my lunch break. I'm dressed as the mayor, the 532 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 1: mayor of what? Uh? I was a character in power 533 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 1: puff I don't know if you watch Powerpuff Girls. No, okay, 534 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:09,279 Speaker 1: it's a character. Now I feel silly. O can't I 535 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: can't hear you. I can't hear you, Sandra, Sandra coming 536 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: to my office? Yes you good? Yeah? Sure, I mean 537 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 1: I've had better days fed worst. Listen, I heard that 538 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: people are dressing up as me and as someone who 539 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: is trying to get a second term. Is this a 540 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,879 Speaker 1: good thing? This is a bad thing. It's like it's 541 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 1: hard for me to gauge. Are they mocking me? Or 542 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 1: are they You're concerned as if you're being mocked. Well 543 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: I need to know, like, am I am I the 544 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 1: town joke or am I the town hero? Is this 545 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,760 Speaker 1: a way to flatter me? Or is this a way 546 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,759 Speaker 1: to well, I heard from the town crier that you're 547 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:56,480 Speaker 1: being mocked in certain circles. Not all people are wearing 548 00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 1: your face at a at a con. There's a con nearby. 549 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: Apprently it's and it's comedy, so that's probably making fun 550 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: of you and to some degree. Oh god, we're gonna 551 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,279 Speaker 1: have to put out a pole. We're gonna have to 552 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,360 Speaker 1: see where my numbers are at, because I'm getting really nervous. Also, 553 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,640 Speaker 1: do I have to dance? Why are we putting out 554 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: a pole? Yeah? I need you to dance because we 555 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: need to raise money for my next You know you 556 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,480 Speaker 1: are the fundraiser for my Yeah, I mean it's worked before. Well, 557 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 1: it's the mayor's fundraiser. Everybody over there on the green 558 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:35,440 Speaker 1: stage today we have Sandra right next to Nate the Taint. 559 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,480 Speaker 1: Change his name slightly, but not that much. Over on 560 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,520 Speaker 1: the orange stage, don't forget slipping your dollar bills. Everybody 561 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 1: slipping your dollars, not your coins. Coins hurt dollars. Don't 562 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,799 Speaker 1: wat them up, throw them. They won't feel it till 563 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 1: it hits their pockets. Do you like that? You like it? 564 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 1: Nothing comes off until I see a little cash. You're 565 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,840 Speaker 1: really working it day. Oh yeah, you see these shoulders 566 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 1: move See my hips and shoulders moved together and saying 567 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: some movement. Which is I say? Bravo, thank you, thank you. 568 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,920 Speaker 1: Usually it's just you standing next to the pole. Not 569 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,680 Speaker 1: sure which is which. Because I've lost some weight, I 570 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:22,800 Speaker 1: was thinking immobile. But sure, you're you're cute. You're cute. Well, 571 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,840 Speaker 1: thank you, I guess yeah, you're you're special, are you? 572 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,360 Speaker 1: That dollar bill does not go there? Mr? Okay, I'm sorry, 573 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 1: we should I stick it. I'm just looking for someplace 574 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: to stick it in my butt far far sorry about that. 575 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:49,520 Speaker 1: Hold on just one second, alright, waded up and river. Alright, 576 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,920 Speaker 1: gather around, employees, gather around. First of all, I want 577 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 1: you to know that I'm I'm okay, I'm okay. You 578 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,040 Speaker 1: may wondering why I'm having this meeting laying down in 579 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,239 Speaker 1: a bed hooked up to machines. I've decided to live 580 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,840 Speaker 1: every day like it's the last fifteen minutes of Yeah, 581 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,880 Speaker 1: that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Is it, 582 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,720 Speaker 1: in fact the last fifteen minutes of your last? No? Again, 583 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: I am fine. I expect to live many more days, 584 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,440 Speaker 1: but I am going to live every days like it's 585 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,640 Speaker 1: the last fifteen minutes. So I'm on heavy medication right now. 586 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,520 Speaker 1: I'm feeling delirious. But you're not about to die. I'm 587 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,880 Speaker 1: not about to die. I'm just living every day as 588 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: if it's my last fifteen I always assume that welcome 589 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,360 Speaker 1: to uh, poop like nobody's watching. Uh. This seminar today 590 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: will be teaching you how to live your best life. 591 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 1: And I like to start all of these by having 592 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,880 Speaker 1: anyone volunteer any version of poop like no one's watching, 593 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: so that the rest of the group gets a good 594 00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,400 Speaker 1: idea of what it means to live forward, move, being 595 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: forward and not standing still. I have to admit that 596 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,920 Speaker 1: I was a bit confused by the title of the seminaro, 597 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:13,399 Speaker 1: no one's watching, Right, But I'm confused by that when 598 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 1: when when no one's watching me? Poop? Yeah, I help me? 599 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:26,719 Speaker 1: Are you having trouble, yeah, watching when nobody watches me? Right? 600 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,839 Speaker 1: You probably heard the term dance like no one's watching. Yes, 601 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 1: I have right, live every fifteen minutes like it's your 602 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,279 Speaker 1: last day of every day, like it's the last fifteen minutes. Yes, 603 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,359 Speaker 1: I have Yeah, Well, poop like no one's watching you? 604 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,320 Speaker 1: Really get to hunker down and live your best life. 605 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:50,720 Speaker 1: That's what it's about and living your best life, Mr Squats, 606 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:56,840 Speaker 1: I have a question. I'm also confused by this title 607 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 1: poop like no One's watching. I was under the assumption 608 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,960 Speaker 1: for most of my life that no one was watching. 609 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,680 Speaker 1: Yet this title applies that there's been someone watching this 610 00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: whole time. When someone watching me poop this whole time? 611 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: Would you like to see some video? No? But yes, 612 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:25,520 Speaker 1: but no? Question two part uh firs first person in 613 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 1: the second world? Why is he dressed like the current 614 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 1: mayor of the city? And second question isn't this conference 615 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:37,000 Speaker 1: usually hosted by Craig Kakowski? Uh, he's wearing the mayor's 616 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,680 Speaker 1: outfit because he's proud and he's loud, and Greg Atkowski 617 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 1: is not here in protest. So happy to field any 618 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 1: other questions before we well, let me first of all 619 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,840 Speaker 1: address the I thought, every day I'm pooping without anyone watching? 620 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,440 Speaker 1: Is someone watching? It's a little confusing the title. I 621 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,560 Speaker 1: guess I just hate to dance like no one's watching. 622 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,920 Speaker 1: It's just so trite to me. So I thought, you know, 623 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,520 Speaker 1: if you really want to live life to the fullest, 624 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,759 Speaker 1: what is the one private place that you're still a 625 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 1: little self conscious baby. Before you go do this conference today. 626 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,680 Speaker 1: If you want to see these titties, you need to 627 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,440 Speaker 1: You need to make this conference and something special for me. Okay, 628 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,439 Speaker 1: I know how you wanted to name this conference Live 629 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,000 Speaker 1: your Best Life. Yes I did. If you want to 630 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,840 Speaker 1: see these titties, the right and the left titty, change 631 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: the name of this conference. Stuff poop like no one's watching. Done. 632 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,440 Speaker 1: Oh wow, Lorraine. And you're telling me that that that's 633 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,080 Speaker 1: working well for you to to give him, you know, 634 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: the ultimatum of your titties, of something positive, of a reward, 635 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 1: because and then I will break it down to kill him. 636 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,759 Speaker 1: I was telling you, I was gonna you can, you can, 637 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,839 Speaker 1: you can. You can use a threat of violence if 638 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,160 Speaker 1: you won't to. But if you break it down for him, 639 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,399 Speaker 1: first of all, you give them titties as a whole, 640 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,640 Speaker 1: and then you say, if you want to see the 641 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,520 Speaker 1: right and left titty, because if he's thinking of it 642 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,640 Speaker 1: is just one bosom, he may not go for it. 643 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,240 Speaker 1: He might not go for it. That's really something Laurie 644 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:20,919 Speaker 1: talk talk. You know, I like this a lot. I've 645 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,080 Speaker 1: heard about pooping nobody's watching. But titti's talk. It sounds 646 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,920 Speaker 1: like you should be doing your own conference. Lay are 647 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 1: you are you? Are you titty kid? Me? Um? Madam Mary. Look, 648 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,520 Speaker 1: you raised a lot of money with the fundraiser, and 649 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,560 Speaker 1: I understand the sex cells. But um, if you want 650 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,440 Speaker 1: to see these titties, vote for me is not doing 651 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,400 Speaker 1: well on those billboards. Some of them have been painted over. Okay, 652 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 1: let's change it. Then, let's change it to if you 653 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,839 Speaker 1: want to see the left and the right. Madam Mary, 654 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,879 Speaker 1: I'm not certain that that's it's I'm not certain it's 655 00:41:54,920 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 1: the one bosom theory that is the problem. Breast mayor's offer. Yeah, 656 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 1: this is the President of the United States of America. 657 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,839 Speaker 1: Is the mayor in Yes, hold on one second on 658 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,400 Speaker 1: speaker phone, boy, I want you to hear this too, Yes, yes, sir, okay, um, 659 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,360 Speaker 1: it's the President of the United States hitting me. President 660 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,480 Speaker 1: Cracklin is on the phone. President Cracklin is on the phone. 661 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,920 Speaker 1: He wants he wants me on speaker phone. Mr President, 662 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,000 Speaker 1: you are on speaker phone with the mayor. This is 663 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 1: President James Cracklin here. I saw your ad, your your 664 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:35,360 Speaker 1: campaigns about showing your your titties. I want you to 665 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 1: know that you have the full force, understanding and support 666 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,359 Speaker 1: of the White House behind behind your campaign. Thank you 667 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,400 Speaker 1: so much. And by force do you mean the armed 668 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,400 Speaker 1: forces can armed forces? I can also threaten violence. You 669 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,839 Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. Now I feel like I 670 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 1: really got it. Look who's back in town? Are you 671 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,759 Speaker 1: the president? Now? Huh? You're the president? Can you believe it? 672 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: I can't believe. And did you think that I was 673 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,080 Speaker 1: ever going to stop coming to this strip club? You're wrong? Hey, 674 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,040 Speaker 1: this is the first time. Well, Jimmy Crack came once 675 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,520 Speaker 1: when he was president, but uh, but what two presidents 676 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,279 Speaker 1: now and the one who started titty talk? I mean, 677 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,800 Speaker 1: this is huge for all our dancers. Hey, dancers, is 678 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,560 Speaker 1: a real meeting, real meeting, not zoom do the do 679 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,080 Speaker 1: the remix of pussy talk? You know that song pussy Talk, 680 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,680 Speaker 1: but with titty talk to the remix of my personal 681 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,719 Speaker 1: remake your personal remiket. Well, let's just get I just 682 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,480 Speaker 1: want the dancers to meet you because you're such an 683 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,120 Speaker 1: inspiration to them. We I I show my titties like 684 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,480 Speaker 1: no one's watching. That's that's really that's a motto here 685 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,640 Speaker 1: and it came from your speeches and uh, this is 686 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: not a zoom. I need all dancers out here. I'm sorry. 687 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,279 Speaker 1: I just haven't been in person in the office. Oh 688 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: my god, the president. Yes it is. I'm sorry, sir. 689 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,000 Speaker 1: This is Mike the bouncer. The other dancers can't come 690 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:10,359 Speaker 1: out right now. They all have cancer. Mike cancers here 691 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,239 Speaker 1: they got they got dancer cancer. You need to you 692 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: know how we feel about that. Here, go see HR 693 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: and discuss it with them. You're gonna be written up, okay, Marke, 694 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to see HR, not h HRS. Oh lord. 695 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,120 Speaker 1: She runs the office services department. She doesn't handle human resource. Sorry, 696 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,560 Speaker 1: Mr President, I didn't mean you to see all this. Uh, 697 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,600 Speaker 1: but thanks for coming. And if you want to get 698 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:41,040 Speaker 1: on stage, feel free. Wow, Madam President, we recommend that 699 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:45,759 Speaker 1: you do not get on stage. Okay. My security is 700 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:51,319 Speaker 1: telling me. Wow, I can't believe Darius that that lego 701 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 1: was really going here. This is like a miniature strip, 702 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,480 Speaker 1: you know. Do you know what I had to go 703 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:59,799 Speaker 1: through to get these plans? Oh? Wow? And you just 704 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,439 Speaker 1: napp in that piece over there. There's a pull, there's 705 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 1: a green stage, and then an orange stage, and there's 706 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,120 Speaker 1: a pull right here, and then it comes with four 707 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,719 Speaker 1: figurines and four mayor outfits. You can interchange the outfits 708 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,799 Speaker 1: on them. Okay, Blocos hasn't hadn't we haven't figured. Hold 709 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,319 Speaker 1: on a second, you're getting a phone call. Hello, black Os, 710 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,719 Speaker 1: this is Ramal. I have laced the legos that my 711 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: coworker browed over with plastic exposures. You have approximately fifteen minutest. 712 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:46,120 Speaker 1: Let me put you on speaker and repeat that. Sorry show, 713 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:53,200 Speaker 1: Oh my, oh, buddies, Let's thank all of our alchemists 714 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,959 Speaker 1: for their absurd and glorious contributions today, starting with, of course, 715 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,600 Speaker 1: Mr Gary Anthony Williams. Gary, you're in Toronto? Can you 716 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 1: tell us why are you legally allowed? Is there an 717 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,920 Speaker 1: n d A involved? Which I just joined all of 718 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,000 Speaker 1: the Toronto sporting teams I'm up here with whose line 719 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:17,120 Speaker 1: is it anyway? During their live tours? Yeah, and just reconnecting. 720 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,600 Speaker 1: I haven't been in Canada since they put the plastic 721 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,880 Speaker 1: sea through strip and their money and it's beautiful. It's beautiful. 722 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,000 Speaker 1: You can see right through their money now. Yeah. My 723 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,400 Speaker 1: favorite thing, of course is when you call someone in Kennon, 724 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,160 Speaker 1: they answered the phone this way. Sorry, hello, they answered, 725 00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,680 Speaker 1: I haven't called anybody here. Yeah, try my best to 726 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: captain proofs. And thank you very much for being here today. 727 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,319 Speaker 1: Thank you brother. Yeah, uh, let's go around the horn 728 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,040 Speaker 1: to Jackie Gonzalas to Ruthie Jackie too. Yeah, yeah, sorry, 729 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,759 Speaker 1: we needed the horn to get to you. Um, thank 730 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,680 Speaker 1: you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. 731 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,600 Speaker 1: What a good time. Well hell yes we're should folks 732 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,040 Speaker 1: find you and you're wares. I met Jackie Doruthe on 733 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:09,759 Speaker 1: Instagram and I've decided to just live, just live my 734 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,120 Speaker 1: life there and I'm not on email. I'm on an 735 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:16,279 Speaker 1: email for forty eight hours, so I'm I can't work 736 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,480 Speaker 1: living like it's the last two days. Yeah, you can 737 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: really poop like no one's watching exactly. Not even Google, 738 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,360 Speaker 1: not even Google. I mean I can google things, but 739 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,480 Speaker 1: it's no longer to my personal preferences. I'm no longer 740 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,719 Speaker 1: getting the news stories that I want that are like 741 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:38,400 Speaker 1: cater made to what I usually google. It's a really interesting, 742 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,319 Speaker 1: it's a really interesting to live this way. Good luck. 743 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,040 Speaker 1: Please report back how it goes. Thank you, thank you 744 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 1: all right? Sure a tool sing thank you for having me. Uh, 745 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,520 Speaker 1: this is not a plug, but I just I own 746 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,280 Speaker 1: an Alchemy this mug, but it does have the ninety 747 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,960 Speaker 1: degree angle and I would like a mug that doesn't 748 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,040 Speaker 1: now that I know that these exist, So just putting 749 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,600 Speaker 1: it out there to the R and D team at 750 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,840 Speaker 1: Alchemy this but thanks for having me lovely time. Appreciate 751 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:14,240 Speaker 1: all of that input as always. Mark Gagliardi. Yeah, thanks 752 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,880 Speaker 1: for having me. This was really fun. I love seeing 753 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,120 Speaker 1: you guys, I love playing with you. Uh. Got some 754 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,719 Speaker 1: cool news yesterday. We have an air date finally for 755 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,720 Speaker 1: season two of Blood and Treasure July seventeen. Paramount plus 756 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,560 Speaker 1: first episodes drop and then every Sunday after that, so 757 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:41,560 Speaker 1: check it out starting this summer July Disneyland's birthday. Huh. 758 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:48,879 Speaker 1: WHOA right? Pretty cool. Yeah, I don't know if the well. 759 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,719 Speaker 1: I appreciate that that was lined up specifically by the competitor, 760 00:48:53,800 --> 00:49:00,120 Speaker 1: Paramount Greg Atkowski. Great to see you're still surfing and 761 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,239 Speaker 1: you'd like to let your board dry off behind you. 762 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,080 Speaker 1: That's why I always drive my board right here in 763 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,560 Speaker 1: the office. May all your bulls be muggish, may all 764 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,080 Speaker 1: your mugs be bullish and uh. A quick Google search 765 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: shows me that Lego does have a power Puff Girl set. 766 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,560 Speaker 1: A word on whether Mojo Jojo is included and should be. 767 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,719 Speaker 1: Oh man, that's right. Thank you for bringing that home. 768 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,320 Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer and engineer to the stars, Mr 769 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:37,080 Speaker 1: doug Bane. Fine folks that I hurt media. Thank each 770 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,319 Speaker 1: and every damn one of you. We appreciate you more 771 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,960 Speaker 1: than you know. Please tell everyone you've ever met so 772 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,200 Speaker 1: we can appreciate them. To be kind to each other, 773 00:49:45,800 --> 00:50:01,400 Speaker 1: human beings. Until next time, no