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Speaker 1: across the finish line, obviously, welcome. Welcome to Friday. Hi Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Hi Gandhi, Hi Froggy. Hello, Hello, This Draight Nate Whales,

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Speaker 1: Hello all right, and I got Sam Smith. You want

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Speaker 1: Love Me More, Sam Smith? Have you? It's always good

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Speaker 1: So I told him, I said, they don't want me

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Speaker 1: to bring you more bananas? And Sam said, bloody, please

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Speaker 1: Sam Smith. Here's another banana. There's a banana story. Why

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Speaker 1: you're doing that? Fake? Laugh? Everyone? Stop? Don't you hear

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Speaker 1: the fake? Yes, it's all fake. Gone. Do you hear it? Right? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got an interesting first caller of

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Speaker 1: and that's cool. Now. Now, the funny thing is Andrew

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Speaker 1: us like a bug. No, yes, you can do it. No, No,

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Speaker 1: freak wrap everyone's pants. Andrew. We're gonna send you whatever

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Speaker 1: gift card from Wendy's for a better breakfast. Congratulations Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Knock him dead and break a leg. Okay, thank you, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, here you go. Is that cool? Yeah? Exciting?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this business was still hiring. I know

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Speaker 1: your meals. What else, Gandhi, what's your word of advice

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Speaker 1: three things we need to know from Kandy Condy what's

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Speaker 1: currently affecting Alaska, Florida, Nebraska, and Virginia, and finally, national

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Speaker 1: prescription take drug National Prescription Drug TakeBack Day is tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: The twice a year event is an opportunity to safely

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Speaker 1: Prescription TakeBack Day. Information about locations and times to drop

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Speaker 1: Do you guys throw away? You're expired medicine and stuff

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Speaker 1: Look it up, tetricycling. That's why my teeth are messed up.

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Speaker 1: I brought you Emmy Square some Detroit style pizza so

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Speaker 1: York City. Nice. Yeah, yeah, all right, gandhi, Well I'll

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Speaker 1: Good things you guys ready for Friday? Texting in I

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Speaker 1: got some good news. What is it. It's your lucky day? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's coming in making a cocktail. Yeah, Uncle Johnny

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Speaker 1: Who needs that? Well, other people would. It's not for you,

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Speaker 1: a whole other era. I never want to hear those.

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Speaker 1: birthday we need to celebrate. You're in charge of birthdays, Danielle. Yes, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: my assistant, Andrew, I said, and as I always do,

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Speaker 1: doing your horoscopes with? Do them with Froggy? Oh, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: this stowly Dolly study. That's what I want. When the

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Speaker 1: last time you had sex in a car? Oh? Because

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Speaker 1: I tried last night, did you? Oh? Well, I took

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Speaker 1: my shirt off and it looked like the airbag exploded

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Speaker 1: when my stomach came out. It's a terrible It's such

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Speaker 1: a good visual though, because like a picture on your body.

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Speaker 1: But I know what you're talking about. That was a

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Speaker 1: long way to go for a joke, wasn't it. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny should be here any minute now. Who wants cocktails?

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Speaker 1: Come on in the morning to research. Ninety percent of

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Speaker 1: the morning. You know our resident science geek Gandhi. He

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Speaker 1: loves science news. I love it, all things science, all

436
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: things about nature and animals. Ye, give me some science.

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00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: You want to hear some science? Yeah, please, here we go.

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Speaker 1: There's a type of spider found in China. It is

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Speaker 1: evolved so much so that the male can actually catapult

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Speaker 1: himself away from the female after mating to make sure

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Speaker 1: she doesn't kill him and eat him. True, it's like

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Speaker 1: bam bam bam. Yeah wow. But I thought that they

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Speaker 1: ate the male because they needed those nutrients to take

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Speaker 1: care of what was going on inside their body to procreate.

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Speaker 1: So are they ending the civilization of these spiders? Well,

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Speaker 1: those are lies, lies and more lies. We know why

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00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: they eat the mail come up? They don't want to

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Speaker 1: deal with it. I don't know. This is all in

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Speaker 1: our Canada might add specific laws to address crimes on

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Speaker 1: the Moon. They already have laws for crimes committed on

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00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: the space station, but not the lunar surface. So if

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Speaker 1: you go mug someone on the Moon, Canada can prosecute WHOA.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy like that. In other space news,

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Speaker 1: the James Webb telescope mirrors are aligned. The Mars helicopter

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Speaker 1: sent back photos of wreckage from the parachute that helped

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Speaker 1: its rover touchdown last year on Mars. Remember that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and astronauts are getting genetically modified. Let us to prevent

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Speaker 1: their bones from crumbling. So what's going on to Mars?

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Speaker 1: But leave it to us. We're already littering on Mars.

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Speaker 1: We're leaving space junk up there. We are terrible. This

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Speaker 1: is why we're not having an alien invasion, because we're trash.

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Speaker 1: Still wondering how we got here. Scientists have now found

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Speaker 1: all five building blocks of life inside asteroids, meaning the

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Speaker 1: stuff needed to make our DNA and RNA all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: So they think all the stuff required for life may

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Speaker 1: have come from asteroids that hit Earth billions of years ago.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Let's see. And in Going Green News,

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Speaker 1: a team at the University of Texas hookem Horns. They

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Speaker 1: created an enzyme that can break down plastic in a

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Speaker 1: few hours. That's incredible. Yes, that's also called a diet

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Speaker 1: coke or slushy from seven Slushy fron Do you have

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Speaker 1: any science news you want to share today, Gandhi M

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Speaker 1: So one of the things that you were just talking

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Speaker 1: about struck me for a second. It was the fact

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Speaker 1: that asteroids may contain everything that we are. So one

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Speaker 1: of the things that I love is that saying we

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Speaker 1: are made of star stuff. We are all star stuff,

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Speaker 1: because it's true, every single thing was created from the

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Speaker 1: same matter out there, So our bodies are the same

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Speaker 1: stuff as these exploding stars. And I just think that's

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Speaker 1: super cool. And that's the the next tattoo I want

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Speaker 1: to get, but I'm kind of chicken to go get it,

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Speaker 1: So get it. Yeah. From now on, Gondhi will be

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Speaker 1: known as star Dust. Please call me that. Hey, it's

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Speaker 1: a track name. I was already looking at photos that

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Speaker 1: Froggy sent me this chicken with lemon pasta from a

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Speaker 1: Hello Fresh last night. Yes, yeah, it looks delicious. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: it looked exactly like the picture. And we made a

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Speaker 1: lot of at Lisa and I both ate, and then

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Speaker 1: we had some left. We started inviting people over to

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Speaker 1: try it. Now everybody in the neighborhood thinks I'm a chef.

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Speaker 1: They want me to cook for them on the regular.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no no no. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I just did this because Hello Fresh makes me seem

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Speaker 1: like I'm a chef. I'm looking at that. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: you know, and last night Gondhi, for her boyfriend Brandon's birthday,

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Speaker 1: made Hello Fresh. What'd you make for him? I made

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Speaker 1: that same stuff, the lemony chicken, and it was so good.

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Speaker 1: And I know we've talked about this, but you really

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Speaker 1: learn how to do things from Hello Fresh. So I

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Speaker 1: didn't know how to make that really light, lemony, delicious sauce. Ever,

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Speaker 1: I figured out how to do it yesterday. That sauce

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Speaker 1: is probably gonna go on all kinds of stunniles. She

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Speaker 1: had looked exactly like the picture. Yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 1: couldn't believe. When Froggy showed me his I was like

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Speaker 1: that he was lying to me. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 1: you didn't make that, You're lying. I mean, we all

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Speaker 1: agree with Froggy really doesn't have an eye for crazy,

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Speaker 1: you know, for you know, making things look good, but

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Speaker 1: he does now. Also, Scotty, what'd you make last night? Scotty?

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Speaker 1: I made the meat loaf ala Mom. It was so

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Speaker 1: delicid it's ground up mother, Yes, ground her up. But

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Speaker 1: the best part about it is there was both ketchup

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Speaker 1: and gravy on it, and it was just so incredible.

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Speaker 1: I'm such a ketchup guy, so I used a massive

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Speaker 1: amount of ketchup. Is so delicious. So, as you know,

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Speaker 1: What's up, guys, It's justin Bieber. What's up. This is

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Speaker 1: Pete and Patrick. Hey, this is Stemi LaVar with Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show. See we welcome the one

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Speaker 1: and only Uncle Johnny. Yeah, how wow, lady bananas, we

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Speaker 1: are bananas. Uncle Johnny. Welcome back to the show. He's

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Speaker 1: got to blender ready to go. He's gonna make an

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Speaker 1: end of Winter cocktail. Oh what does it entail? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you write down the name of an uncle, Johnny? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I did. What's it called. It's called the End of

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Speaker 1: Winter Fruity smoothie. Oh yeah, it's fruity and I love it.

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Speaker 1: And it's it's made with a lot of fruits. And

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have strawberries, blueberries, banana and peanut butter and

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Speaker 1: 'mond milk. Oh nice, and it's healthy. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: very healthy and very fruity. Okay, just like just like

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Speaker 1: you get to be eighty even come fruity. You've been

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Speaker 1: eighty for quite fruity for quite some time, Johnny. Scary

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Speaker 1: scary as a question for your uncle john Now, Uncle Johnny. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that sounds delicious. Winter ended several months ago. We're almost

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Speaker 1: at the end of spring. I hate to say I

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Speaker 1: got this seven months ago, but I was waiting to

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Speaker 1: come on, but he never comes in. I'm okay, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm here a lot, Johnny. Actually, I think it's because

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00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: the winter is still here. I wore my heavy jacket

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Speaker 1: to work today because it's still damn cold around here.

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Speaker 1: Well it's going to be really nice stating next week,

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Speaker 1: all right, But uncle Johnny, no matter what the weather,

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Speaker 1: this sounds like a fabulous quarktail and it's it's bringing

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Speaker 1: us rat into the spring. Yeah, it's almost summer summer anyway,

555
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: we have some jokes on the way, so you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun and full of frivolity. Gay. Yeah, it's very gay.

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Speaker 1: So Uncle Johnny he had to spend his food stamps,

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Speaker 1: so he ran. He ran over to Costco to buy

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Speaker 1: some food. Yes, I went to Costco and queens over

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Speaker 1: the fifty ninth Street bridge and all the cash is

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Speaker 1: They sang a big song for me because they're all

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Speaker 1: fans of the show. What song did they sing for you?

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Speaker 1: I don't I can't remember words, okay, but but it

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00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: was so fabulous and they said, Johnny, give us a

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Speaker 1: shout out, So shout out to all the cash he

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Speaker 1: is and Queen's Costco. They were fabulous, very good. Nice.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. And thanks to his run to Costco, we

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Speaker 1: have the almond milk that goes in our fruity smoothinge.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. And plus I love how he's throwing some

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Speaker 1: peanut butter in there because he knows we love our

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Speaker 1: peanut butter drinks. Who two doesn't like me? I know,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, years ago when I was younger, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: met this person and I said hi, and we were

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Speaker 1: going to start dating. And I said, well, what do

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Speaker 1: you like you? Do you like that peanut butter? He

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Speaker 1: said no, and I broke up with him. Oh really,

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00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: I said, if I could not go through life with

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Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't like okay, I think that was a

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Speaker 1: wise decision, Uncle Johnny. I agree. You know what isn't

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00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: it funny? Those little bitty things? But if you don't

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00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: like peanut butter, I can't be with you. What is yours?

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Speaker 1: What is yours? Gandhi? Do you have a thing like

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Speaker 1: If they don't like something, you just can't trust them. Yes.

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Speaker 1: If you don't like animals, yeah, animals like animals, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't mess with you. I don't understand people who

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Speaker 1: like look at a dog and don't want to touch it.

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Speaker 1: I don't get that. Oh, I love dogs, know you do? Ye?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? What about you, Daniel? Mine is if you

589
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: don't like kids, which originally half for you in this room,

590
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: but I give you a pass. Okay, we gotta pass.

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Speaker 1: We get a pass. Do you do you have one froggy?

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Speaker 1: Like if they don't like some dogs. When Lisa and

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Speaker 1: I started dating, I had two dogs and that was

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Speaker 1: the first thing I said to her. She didn't have

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Speaker 1: any dogs. I'm like, hey, if if you if dogs

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Speaker 1: are a problem, is a deal breaker? Yeah, She's like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, I love dogs. So there you go, Nate,

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Speaker 1: you have ones? What is I'm an equal opportunity employer. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're very little. You're lucky to have anyone play with you. Zach,

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Speaker 1: what about what about you? Scary if you don't get

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Speaker 1: along with your parents? All right, we've learned a lot

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Speaker 1: about each other. But Johnny's is simple, don't like peanut

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Speaker 1: butter scram get out here. So we are rolling into

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Speaker 1: the month of May. This weekend, um, lots of stuff

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Speaker 1: coming up, NBA, NHL playoffs most of the month, Kentucky

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Speaker 1: Derby a week from tomorrow, the French Open, it's coming

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Speaker 1: up the end. Five hundred movies coming out, zac Afron

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00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: in Firestarter, everyone's talking about that, and of course Downton

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Speaker 1: Abbey is coming out. Are we on? We have a date?

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Speaker 1: We had a date we can't No, I can't wait,

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Speaker 1: wait for me, Downton Abbey, A new era is coming out.

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Speaker 1: Also Top Gun Maverick, that's the one everyone's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Strange, Doctor Strange. Yeah. In the Multiverse of Madness. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Also in May, Obi Wan Kenobi is airing on Disney Plus.

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Speaker 1: Also the Billboard Music Awards coming up, Stranger Things, drop

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Speaker 1: some Nitflex, Netflix Wave. You don't want to wait till March.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, may. I do believe Ozark is already out? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ozark last night twelve, Well, this morning, I guess midnight?

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Speaker 1: Is that this morning or last night? Yeah, it's out

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Speaker 1: this single to MIOS happening Mother's Days next Sunday, Memorial

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Speaker 1: Day on the thirtieth Star Wars Day on May the fourth.

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Speaker 1: You know every year Live Nation does this twenty five

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Speaker 1: dollars concert ticket thing. Have you've heard of this? Right? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Live Nation is selling twenty five dollars concert tickets from

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Speaker 1: May fourth to the tenth, thirty seven hundred shows to

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Speaker 1: choose from. Shows to choose from Aerosmith, Backstreet Boys, Tim McGraw,

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Speaker 1: all of them, Live Nation, love them. Go on online

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Speaker 1: and do a search for Live Nation twenty five dollars

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Speaker 1: concert tickets. Did you just say backsttery boys? Yes, I did.

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Speaker 1: They're selling twenty five dollars concert tickets. Of course for

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Speaker 1: backstory Boys. That's more than they usually charge. So it's

632
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Speaker 1: a joke, anyone joke over the heads of all, what

633
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: are you doing, uncle Johnny? You're making all sorts of

634
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: noise over there? She's prep you're prepping. Okay. A new

635
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: study has found that okay, you're like runking that microphone around.

636
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: Are you making fart noises? Yes, okay, uncle Johnny. Johnny

637
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: Watson says, I'm eighty years old. I can do and

638
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: say as I please. I agree with that. You really

639
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Speaker 1: think you should be allowed to get away with anything

640
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: because you're over eighty or you're eighty years old? Yeah,

641
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: I heard you say that about fifty five. Yeah, well

642
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: I know that was on the radio. What I was

643
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: listening to you on the radio and you said, I'm

644
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: fifty something when we're fifty four, you are whatever? What

645
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: did I say? He says? Now, I can say and

646
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Speaker 1: do whatever I want because I'm old enough. And when

647
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: i'm eighty, you're eighty, you can start. You can start

648
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: like nuclear wars and things you can do anything you want. Well,

649
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: he was saying that. Okay, hold on what Daniel. He

650
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: was saying, there are like certain words and stuff and

651
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: phrases now that people say differently, And he's like, hu,

652
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Speaker 1: eighty years old, I'm gonna say the hell I've been

653
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 1: saying and that's it. Well, he corrects me every tibe

654
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: base say something wrong. No, I don't he the only

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Speaker 1: one that understands my text because I don't use Okay,

656
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny can walk into him and go a do

657
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: you know whether I'll go it's and it's exactly where

658
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: you left. It's in the top drawer on the left.

659
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: You speak, Johnny, ease. I know he doesn't even just

660
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: say what he's saying. I know what he's gonna say.

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00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: Very good. Can you find it's it's in the refrigerator, Johnny.

662
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: That's awesome, so funny, that's awesome. What else is going on?

663
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny jokes on the way, what time is Ava

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Speaker 1: Max on with us? And he's on it about an

665
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Oh god, I can't wait. We

666
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: have a guest on today, Johnny, So be on your

667
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: best behavior. Fabulous? All right? Um, I wouldn't mind hearing

668
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: some Lady Gaga today. I don't know why. I'm just

669
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: itching to hear Lady Gaga. What do you have? I'll

670
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Speaker 1: goot telephone. Oh I like that. That's a good one. Yeah.

671
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: Perfect for Arbor Day. I love it. It's perfect for

672
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Speaker 1: Arbor Day. Yeah. What you do with Arbor Day? What

673
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: does it have to do with Arbor Day? Nothing at all? Okay,

674
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: it is Arbor Day and coming up. I want to

675
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 1: talk about how important this day is. Trees are extremely important,

676
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Speaker 1: not only to us but to each other. It's just

677
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Speaker 1: amazing the secret life of trees. That and more. On

678
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: the way, let's get into the three things that we

679
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on? A

680
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: mass evacuation planned today in war torn Ukraine. The country's

681
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: military will attempt to save hundreds of civilians as well

682
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: as six hundred soldiers trapped in the hardest hit city.

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00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: The group has been holed up in a steel plant

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Speaker 1: for days and is said to be running out of

685
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: food and water. Russian troops claim to have overtaken the

686
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: entire area minus that building. The United Nations Secretary General

687
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: visited yesterday and called the area a crisis within a crisis.

688
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: President Biden is going to make a decision on student

689
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: loans in a couple of weeks. He confirmed he's considering

690
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: reducing more debt, but he made it clear that won't

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Speaker 1: include wiping out fifty thousand dollars for each of the

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Speaker 1: forty three million borrowers. Democrats have been pushing the amount

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Speaker 1: for a while, but Republicans argue this move would create

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Speaker 1: a tax burden for people. As it stands now, the

695
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: freeze on loan payments will end August thirty first, and finally,

696
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: hurricane season could be expanded by next year. Weather experts

697
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 1: are discussing moving the start date up by two weeks

698
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: to May fifteenth. That's because more and more named storms

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00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: have been forming before June one. Whatever has decided no

700
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: changers are going to happen this year. Experts have been

701
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: issuing Atlantic tropical weather forecasts earlier than normal, So we'll

702
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: see how that goes. And those are your three things.

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00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gandhi, you're one thousand dollars. Kara Looha free

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Speaker 1: money phone tap is on the wail by the way

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Speaker 1: where I was just checking our talkback. Someone asked a

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Speaker 1: question about Kara Loha. Where is it it's it's the

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Speaker 1: right here. Can you show me where it is? It

708
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Speaker 1: is right here here it is. How do you spell carol? Oha? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's at C A R I L O h aloha.

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00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 1: The phone tap is on the way worth a thousand dollars.

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00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 1: So hang on, we'll be back with that for you

712
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: after this. Hi. This is Halsey. This is Iana Grande.

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Speaker 1: It's Jason Rulo with Elvis Durand with Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's always a treat when Uncle Johnny's in. Yeah, he's

716
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: about to make his fruity smoothie as we say goodbye

717
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: to winter, which ended months ago. That's okay, um, Johnny. Yes,

718
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: do you have any jokes? Oh, I have a few

719
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: jokes here in honor of the New Jersey illegalization of marijuana.

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Speaker 1: I've got some jokes. Oh we have pot jokes, Uncle Johnny. Yeah, yeah,

721
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He is holding the game and he's

722
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: wearing a toupee. Yes, sign Johnny, tell us the story.

723
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Speaker 1: What do you water? You're crazy? And he gave the show. Hello,

724
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Speaker 1: lady believe but Johnny, Johnny, give it up for Uncle

725
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Speaker 1: john Yes, all right, we're selling rereading the legalization of

726
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: pot in New Jersey. Go run ahead, alrighty, what does

727
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: a mermaid smoke? What does smoke? Smoke? Seaweed? He knock, knock,

728
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: who's there? Weed? Weed? Weed? Need? Don't need to hide

729
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: joints under my dupai anymore? Part is legal? Thank you

730
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: very nice? I did I had pot under my my

731
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: my dupai one year. This is like many years ago. Yes,

732
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: and uh and justin Timberlake. Uh not justin Justin bieb

733
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Speaker 1: Justin be But we were took pictures. He was eighteen

734
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Speaker 1: years old. He stole a joint out from under Uncle

735
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Speaker 1: Johnny's two paths he did, I got the picture? Ye?

736
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: All right? What do you call a Star Wars fan

737
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: who doesn't smoke? Part? What a nerd? U eily, what

738
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: do you call Carl a Star Wars fan who does smoke? Part?

739
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: What a nerd? What was it? What was it? Quickly? Well,

740
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 1: he was supposed to read that. I wasn't supposed to

741
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: read that part, he says, quickly read the next one. Okay, okay,

742
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: we'll start over. Just do the Star Wars jokes again?

743
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: Go all right? What do you call a Star Wars

744
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: fan who doesn't smoke part? What a nerd? What do

745
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: you call a Star Wars fan? Who does smoke part?

746
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: What a nerd? Oh? Okay, all right, I'd like to

747
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: play like we like to go ahead. I don't do

748
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: anything correct all the time. That's the senior citizens can

749
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, go ahead. How does Gandhi have her

750
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: part dealer listed in her phone? How she has him

751
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: on weed dial? Okay, alright, alright? And the final one,

752
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: by the day, yeah, is how do you know that

753
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Alvis Duran came to work stoned? How he's nice to

754
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: scary and he enjoys the horoscope and phone tap? Oh yeah,

755
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: obviously I haven't been stoned in a while. Thank you,

756
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Guess I like the ending. Hey Johnny, we're

757
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: about to get into the free money phone tap. But

758
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: it's almost time to get the cocktail going. It's almost

759
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: time for a cocktail. So last time he did a

760
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: blender drink, the blender exploded all over the studio. So

761
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: we now have a big cover over the blender. Well,

762
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: don't be sure, it's not gonna work, okay, all right,

763
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: so let's get that going it right now, it's time

764
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: for the free money phone tap. He's all yours. You

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Speaker 1: at Carolha. Mother's Day is next week, next Sunday. You

769
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Speaker 1: still have time to order something really cool from Carol Looha.

770
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I already gave my mom her sheets

771
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Speaker 1: because I can't keep anything a secret. She absolutely loves them.

772
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Speaker 1: And you know everybody on the show loves loves Carola.

773
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Speaker 1: I think we're all gifting our moms a little something, right, Guys,

774
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Speaker 1: We love Carolha. Yes, we love those sheets. They're amazing. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What's going on? Johnny? Are you? Johnny Johnnys

779
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Speaker 1: putting the ice in the blender, getting ready for the

780
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: dropping ice all over the house? All right? Do you

781
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: want me to do this? Now? What would you want

782
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: me to? Why don't we have to do the phone tap?

783
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: But you know, just keep keep moving, I keep moving,

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Speaker 1: the phone taps? Kearry, Danielle, daniellels Elvis Durran, the Elvis

789
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Speaker 1: durand phone tap. Well, it's your phone tap? What's it about?

790
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: All right? Well, Carol wanted us the phone tap her husband.

791
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: She says he's been working on his patients lately, but

792
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: he really hates telemarketers, so she said this will be

793
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Speaker 1: All right, let's see what Danielle can do on her

795
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Speaker 1: phone tap? Here we go. Hello, hey' is Lisa Schlitz

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Speaker 1: with the Eggstractor. I'm sorry, the eggstractor just tap plays

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Speaker 1: are you calling? Do you do the cookie? Do you

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Speaker 1: do the cooking in your house? Sir? I do some

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Speaker 1: patent extractor is pure science, sir. I'm sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 1: interested in have a nice thing. Hello. Hi, it's Lisa

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Speaker 1: again from the eggstractor listen, Lisa. I don't want an

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Speaker 1: but the egg bots out perfectly the shelled. I can

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Speaker 1: take my own eggs out of the shell. Okay, thank you,

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810
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Speaker 1: want an extractor. Can you think it's new? I'll give

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Speaker 1: you two extractors. I'm not gonna say yes now or ever.

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813
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814
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Speaker 1: I'm on the no call lift. Do not call me.

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834
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,000
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835
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,680
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836
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837
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839
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840
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: You were going to be making him from now on

841
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842
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00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: to Michelle from beautiful Staten Island. Hello Michelle, Oh my god, Hello,

845
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846
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847
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848
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:02,680
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849
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,240
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851
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852
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857
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858
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860
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,600
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863
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Speaker 1: What's that? Oh? Somebody texted in said they use the

864
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Speaker 1: code word Elvis on their order last night at Carolha

865
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: and saved sixty nine dollars. WHOA hello, Hello, thank you

866
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: sweet Jesus. So Johnny is about to turn on the

867
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: blenders we get ready for his end of winter fruity smoothie.

868
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: How's it looking over their uncle, Johnny? It looks like

869
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: you've got a lot of stuff in that blender. I

870
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: see like a bunch of peanut butter, and I wanted

871
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: to take a spoon to that peanut butter. It is interesting, Johnny,

872
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: pull that microphone up so we can hear you here.

873
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: We help him out there, scary. That was my favorite sound.

874
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: It was just call him. Okay, we don't need the

875
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: splash Oh we may need the splash guard. Last time

876
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 1: we down. Last time, you got it on the ceiling.

877
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: All right, So tell everyone what's in the blender right now?

878
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: Right in the blender right now, we have uh nice fruit.

879
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:55,959
Speaker 1: We have frozen strawberries, rosen blueberries, rosen banana, he nit butter,

880
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: and uh something else over there. How we have and

881
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: the I'm in milk, right, but you put a lot

882
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: of I put vodka and I'm a reddle. Now you

883
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: can make this with ram if you want, or any

884
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: other kind of liquor, light liquor that can mix with

885
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: the fruits in everything. Okay, b So it doesn't just

886
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: have to be voka if you can't do it out here.

887
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: And the bonus here is he's using frozen fruit, so

888
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: that counts as ice to kind of make it slushier. Yes,

889
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: that makes a difference. Fruit exactly. Is that what they

890
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: call you in the wintertime, Johnny? Frozen fruit? They cause me? Yeah,

891
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: they called me that all the time. Okay, it's year around,

892
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: froggy alight, like, I hit the the dial, turn the dial.

893
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hang I would stand back on. It's

894
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: it's not hang on. It has so much stuff in

895
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 1: it it won't use Okay, try turning that. Okay, Okay,

896
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: I hear the engine. Yeah, close the guard. Now try it.

897
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, technical difficulties. I stand by. Do

898
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: you think maybe there's too much stuff in there? Oh? No,

899
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: it says j a r on it jar a jar jar. No,

900
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: it's a blender. It worked last time we try. We're

901
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: gonna trying. We took Oh okay, we're trying again. We

902
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: gotta close. You don't have to close. They make sure

903
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: it's on the base tight. Oh my lord, it wants

904
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: to work. This is a heavy duty blender. You can

905
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 1: blend an entire car in this thing. Look at that baby,

906
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Go where Oh he's I smell something burning? Do you

907
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: smell like burning rubber? Something's burning? Is burning? Doctor Fakinstein

908
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 1: is creating a much He's pouring more almond milk, burning tires.

909
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: It smells like a burning tire. It's oh no, something's wrong.

910
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's staying inside like that. But no,

911
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: I can blending. Sixty years I've been blending. You gotta

912
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: have a funnel in the middle of Okay, it fun

913
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: what's that, Gondhi? I'm just loving this watching it happen

914
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: from afar. Do we have a funnel yet, Johnny? You

915
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 1: gotta have a funnel. Oh oh, oh yeah, I do.

916
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: See smoke. There is smoke that's coming from my behind.

917
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny farted. Okay, now, Johnny, were you achieving that

918
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: funnel effect in the because you gotta do it? Can

919
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: you get a funnel in the top. If you don't,

920
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 1: it's too thick. Okay, but we got a funnel. We

921
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: got the funnel. We did good. All right, nervous was

922
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: going to explode. That was intense. That was the most

923
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: intense blending of a cocktail I've ever witnessed. Yeah. I've

924
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: been blending for sixteen years, Johnny. No one's doubting you.

925
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we're doubting the burning blender. All right,

926
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: here we go. He's taking the concoction off of the blender.

927
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: I feel like any time you have to tell somebody

928
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: how many years you've been doing some pious because you're

929
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: about to screw something. Okay, it's pouring beautifully. It's very frozen,

930
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: very nice, other than the smelling rubber that's been burning.

931
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: But my headphones are now not working. I think, yeah,

932
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: we have a short circuit. Yeah, we have a short circuit.

933
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: It's all fuzzy and my mic All right, well, my

934
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: mic works and that's all that matters. Can we can

935
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: we have a sip of that before we take a break? Hello, No,

936
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I haven't decorated. Oh now, how

937
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: are you going to decorate this frozen conconci Okay, alright,

938
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 1: so cherry on top here. Hello, big Daddy needs a cocktail,

939
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,839
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you. Oh, you know what you guys missed?

940
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: He opened He opened the bottle of Tito's and poured

941
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: almost the entire bottle in there. Oh. Yes, no one's complaining.

942
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: You're listening to live coverage of an eighty year old

943
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: man making a blender drink. Yes, Froggy, Seriously, do you

944
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: think like Michael Jordan or Tom Brady they don't remind

945
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,479
Speaker 1: their teammates for how many championships they've won before before

946
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 1: the snap? Like Uncle Johnny should not have to remind

947
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: us that he's been running a blender for sixty years.

948
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: He should not have to. There's something going wrong here.

949
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: We should just trust him. Why, Froggy? How are you?

950
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: I miss Lisa? What scared her? Also? I'll send her

951
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: to you? Hold on, everyone, hold on? What scared? So?

952
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: Some listeners are saying that they're professionals in this and

953
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: that we may be burning the belt on the blender,

954
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: so we may have to check inside of that thing

955
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: after okay, because we're qualified to do that. No, blend,

956
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: there's that thing wrong? Okay? Who? Okay, all right, so

957
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: he's putting cherries on the cocktail. We really got to hurry.

958
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: The segment is getting kind of lengthy. What you tried

959
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: the zoom one? What the zoom one? What are you

960
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: talking about the zoom one? When you tried to get

961
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: me on zoom that was Glenn? Yeah? That Oh my gosh,

962
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: this mike really bad. Well here's a we have a

963
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: talk back for Uncle Johnny. All right, you guys have

964
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny on the show today, start the weekend. Love

965
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,720
Speaker 1: you guys. There you go, people, love you Uncle Johnny.

966
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: Her talk back microphone sounds better than a right. I

967
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: think we just needed like a quick sip. Daniel you

968
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: go first. Oh that's nice here, Danielle. Now we're gonna

969
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: post this recipe online later, right, Uncle Johnny, Yes, I

970
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: have everything done. It's got. I'm gonna have a sip

971
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: right now. That is yummy. Oh the peanut butter is perfect, Johnny.

972
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: This is the best drink the world has ever seen.

973
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: That is nice, and I feel healthy. It's health and wide.

974
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: I can't hear you healthy and Localori. Thank you, Uncle

975
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: john And you get that peanut butter, so you get

976
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: the protein, you get the fiber, from all the fruits. Right,

977
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: you get the buzz from the Tito's vodka. It's something

978
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: for everyone. You know that you may take a lot

979
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: of detours, but once you get there, Uncle Johnny, you

980
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: are on the money. Wow. And I know it took

981
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: a lot of chaos to get here, but no, that

982
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: wasn't chaotic at all. It's good, right, Johnny, say too that? Okay, well,

983
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: thank you. We'll post this. Shut up, Gunny, we'll post this.

984
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: Rest to be too sweet, as they sa, Internet went

985
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: out because of the blenders. We can't even we can't

986
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: even use our headphones because you don't blended, blaming my

987
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: blind death. Okay, let's take a break. We gotta fix

988
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:12,399
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Speaker 1: code Elvis. He's welcome, Helmus trail, let's hear it? Oh

995
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Speaker 1: my god, guys, good no idea my voice was that

996
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: annoying host that I found you guys like, I love

997
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: you guy, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey, big

998
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: shout out to Trev the Martian texting in to say

999
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: good morning, Hey, Trev the Martian. He says, thanks all

1000
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: the laughter and the good vibes to a world that's

1001
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: experiencing so much negativity. Thank you, Travi the Marshall. What

1002
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: an honor to have you listening to us. Welcome to

1003
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: the day. It is Friday, or as they say, right,

1004
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's here. Hey, Uncle Johnny, way can tell you

1005
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: this cocktail you made it? Thank you? Are we gonna

1006
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: post this sometime soon? Yes, she's got all the information.

1007
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: It'll be online. Okay, cool. Uh you can already. You

1008
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: can check out the video of us watching Uncle Johnny

1009
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: preparing the cocktail on all of our socials at Elvis

1010
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: Durand and Elvis Duran Show the Stories, Danielle, we got

1011
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: him everywhere. Yeah, we caught it. We got the blend

1012
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: of not working and everything. Hey, Scotty B. Scotty B

1013
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: is starting quite a controversy in the other studio. He

1014
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: was you know, he loves to make a sandwich and

1015
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: bring it in every day. Yeah, he was eating this

1016
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: morning sandwich. What he's still eating it now? Sorry? Yeah?

1017
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: What sandwich did you prepare yourself? Um? It was a

1018
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: sliced chicken with Swiss cheese and mayo and cherry tomatoes

1019
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: and several controversial things going on. And you're missing this,

1020
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 1: Gandhi in Froggy because you're not in the studio today.

1021
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: He put cherry tomatoes on a sandwich, but they're not sliced,

1022
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: their whole cherry tomatoes. Yeah. Yeah, don't they squirt when

1023
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: you eat them? I only had one squirting incident. Usually

1024
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: I navigate around them so I get a whole one

1025
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: in my mouth with each bite. Okay, But the but

1026
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: the major controversy is, you know, when you open up

1027
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: the loaf of bread, he we call it the heel.

1028
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,479
Speaker 1: Some people call it the ass end of the bread.

1029
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's the end of the bread. What

1030
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: do you call it? What do you call it, Gandhi?

1031
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: What do you call the butt of the bread? Yeah?

1032
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: He actually used that as one of the slices of

1033
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: bread on the sandwich, and I think, okay, it's bread.

1034
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: What's the problem. And when the controversy started, there was

1035
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: four of us in the studio, including Scotti, and there

1036
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: was three people against using the ass of the bread

1037
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: and only one four and that was Scotty. Tell you

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00:58:52,800 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: sometimes I used two asses, double the ass. Technically, you

1039
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: shouldn't waste food and you should use it, thank you.

1040
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: But in my house, my kids refuse to eat the

1041
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: ass of the bread. Why because they think it's like

1042
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't taste the same. It doesn't. It's burned, it's chewy,

1043
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: it's stale. I always buy I always buy a light

1044
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: loaf so it's never burned. It tastes good eats. I

1045
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: love eating the ass. That the ass is good. You're wasting,

1046
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: You're wasting good bread. That's good bread. Here's the thing.

1047
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: If I have a choice, I will never choose the

1048
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,959
Speaker 1: ass of the bread. Effort. Everyone, hold on, finish your thought.

1049
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: We're not We're talking about bread, That's what I'm talking about.

1050
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: And honestly, the ass helps keep the middle fresher. If

1051
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: you take the ass, then that that next piece is

1052
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: going to become stale. That ass is used to seal

1053
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: the rest of the loaf. You know what, that makes sense?

1054
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: I agree with you there, So that ass never gets equal.

1055
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly, it's delicious, and you wait till the

1056
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: very end and then you go for it, all right,

1057
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: all right, enough enough, you gotta be careful here, yes, Gary,

1058
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: so yes, And I wait till the very end, and

1059
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm left with the two asses. And then I put

1060
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: them in the toaster, and if you if you put

1061
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: them in the Yeah, it's good to toast that ass,

1062
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 1: absolutely all right. So let's waste not want not, you know, Scotty,

1063
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: I salute you for eating the ass of the bread. Yeah,

1064
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: or as this texture says, you can dice them and

1065
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: make them into crutons. Oh, we's got that time for that.

1066
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. It takes no time at all.

1067
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: That's a lot of time, it isn't. Could you put

1068
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: them in front onion soup? You could? You could? What

1069
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: you do is you you uh, you slice them in

1070
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: a in a like little squares, little dice a dice

1071
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: and then maybe tossed with a little olive oil and

1072
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 1: some salt and pepper, maybe a little garlic if you want,

1073
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: and then you toast them in the in the oven.

1074
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: Doesn't take that long. Not the French you gotta have

1075
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: it could be the whole piece of bread, right, yeah,

1076
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: that's better. I agree with Uncle Johnny. And um so anyway, Scottie,

1077
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: you eat that bread anyway you want, sir, thank you,

1078
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: I will, even if it's wrong. Uh. They call it

1079
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: this texture, says the ass of the bread. They call

1080
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: it the hole slice. Everyone touches it, but no one

1081
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: really wants it that. It does get fingered the most,

1082
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: that piece of We are moving on. We are moving on.

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01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: H Yes, Pat, what's going on? Oh? I was just

1084
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: saying how I love the ask end of the bread.

1085
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: I do too. I mean it does taste different. I'll

1086
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: give you that. It doesn't taste like all the others.

1087
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: And I think that's sort of a life lesson you have.

1088
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: You have two of the asses of the bread, and

1089
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: then you have a whole loaf, and all the other

1090
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: slices look just alike. These two are unique. They stand out, right, Pat,

1091
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: they do. And honestly, I love it because when you're

1092
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I put the

1093
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: jelly on that part of the bread so that when

1094
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm eating it, all the jelly doesn't like fall out

1095
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: or make the other part of the bed. So it

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01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,200
Speaker 1: is it's more firm, it's a firm ass of the bread.

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01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right, Pat, I agree. Thank you for saving

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01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 1: saving our conversation, and you have a great weekend. Okay,

1099
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, thank you. I'm confused. Is he

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01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: jellying the outside of the ass that because the the

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01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: the ass end of the bread is almost curved a

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01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: little bit? Oh, I was confused, Uncle Johnny. We're about

1103
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: to do our around the room segment, and I want

1104
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: you to become a part of it. But I want

1105
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: you to think about what you're gonna say. We're gonna

1106
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: ask you for Uncle Johnny's um, I don't know what.

1107
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: What are we asking him? Gandhi for his life lessons?

1108
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: Life lessons? Yeah, yeah, like life advice. Okay, like how

1109
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,479
Speaker 1: you get through a great life as you have done.

1110
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: Not that it's over. Let me think about well, we'll

1111
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: come to you in a second. Let's go around the room, Danye.

1112
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: When you're done sucking down that cocktail. It's so good,

1113
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem. I gotta go. I gotta

1114
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: go out this morning. There is a lot of Tito's

1115
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, all right, all right, what's on your

1116
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: mind to So? I don't know about you guys, but

1117
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: I live with kids that when they finished something like

1118
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: potato chips or cookies or anything else, they leave the

1119
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: empty package or box in the cabinet. Oh that's so.

1120
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: I go in there to take the potato chips the

1121
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: other day, I so excited open the bag completely empty.

1122
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the who does that? Throw the carbage away?

1123
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 1: First of all, it's not fair to your poor mother

1124
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: who is dying for potato. It takes more effort to

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01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,959
Speaker 1: put it back. And at the same time, I feel

1126
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: like they're trying to hide the fact that they finished it.

1127
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: They don't want me to know. So that's what are

1128
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: they doing. I'm gonna figure it out. When my hand

1129
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: goes in the bag and it's empty, please just throw

1130
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: it out. Kids also screws you. When you go to

1131
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: the store, you look in the pantry to see if

1132
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: you have chips. You see the bag and think, all,

1133
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: we don't need those. Exactly exactly why Gaddy and I

1134
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: are not having kids. Why I know my bag of

1135
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 1: chips has chips at it? Exactly? Hey, straight night, what's

1136
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: on your mind? Okay, For the second time in my life,

1137
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: I had a moment I couldn't explain. So I was

1138
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: driving home and I was approaching an intersection and for

1139
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: some reason, my foot just went off the gas and

1140
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: I slowed down. And as I got to the intersection,

1141
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: a car made this wild left hand turn and I

1142
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: would have been right where that car was. Can't explain

1143
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: me slowing down. It's happened to me once before, when

1144
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: I started driving twenty years ago. And I don't know what.

1145
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. The universe is watching out

1146
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: after you. Something pulled my foot off the gas. My dad,

1147
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: you know, he always has to back. He's my co pilot.

1148
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: But something happened and I can't explain. And I don't

1149
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: know if that's ever happened to you guys, but it

1150
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: was very eerie and on inspiring at the same time.

1151
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a deal with you. Yeah, if I

1152
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 1: pass before you, Yeah, I'm going to sit in your

1153
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 1: copilot seat in your car, and when a car's coming

1154
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: towards you, I'm gonna put my foot on the gas

1155
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: instead of Jesus is my co pilot. Elvis is my copilot,

1156
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: and he's trying to kill me. Okay, all right, you

1157
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: know what. We cannot explain these things, but just accept

1158
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: the fact it happened, and you're very very fortunate. Hey, scary,

1159
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: what's up with you? Happy birthday to my girlfriend Robin.

1160
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: Twelve twelve of us going out for dinner tomorrow night,

1161
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 1: and maximum at a table is six because that's the

1162
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 1: way the configuration is. So we make two separate reservations

1163
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: of six and six. Do you know this restaurant refuses

1164
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 1: to accommodate, And they're like, yeah, we can't promise you're

1165
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: all going to be together in the same restaurant, in

1166
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: the same You're gonna be on one side of the room.

1167
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 1: I said, well, how hard it is it to give

1168
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: to an adjacency with two tables next to each other.

1169
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: I call it laziness. So screw you, r H. Rooftop.

1170
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm taking my business elsewhere. Oh oh my god. Okay,

1171
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: that was scary. That said that. By the way, I

1172
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 1: happen to love r H. Rooftop. Well, I did like

1173
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: it until they can't accommodate. Here's the thing. If you

1174
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: have two tables and they each have six people and

1175
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 1: it's a birthday party, it involves a lot of people

1176
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: getting out of their seats and milling around, and they

1177
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: get in the way of the service, and I see

1178
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: how they may have that that in place. If you

1179
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 1: want to do a party of twelve, get a private

1180
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 1: room somewhere. Okay, well, that's exactly what we are doing,

1181
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: and they don't have if they can't do it, it's

1182
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: not like I all right, okay, okay, thank you for

1183
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: using our transmitter at the top of the Empire State

1184
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: Building to state your case. Sorry, okay, all right, I

1185
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: can't I see that. I want you. Whatever happens, you

1186
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: need to have a festive night for rob and she

1187
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: deserves it. Hey, uh did Danielle? Oh okay, it's Froggy's

1188
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: turned froggy. What's up? Look? I just want to point

1189
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: out that there are times that I do have self control.

1190
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: Please write this down. It was today when we were

1191
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: having the bread ass conversation. I've never got in trouble

1192
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: one time. I didn't get my mic turned off, I

1193
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: didn't get yelled at, I didn't try anything. I was disappointed.

1194
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: The next time that I do or say something really stupid,

1195
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 1: which will probably be before the show's over, I just

1196
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,439
Speaker 1: want you to remember this one time I did show

1197
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 1: self control. You know what, Sometimes we are not rewarded

1198
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 1: by doing the right thing. I just need to do

1199
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: the right thing right. I want to reward. Damn it,

1200
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 1: I did the right thing. I was very disappointed in him.

1201
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: I was waiting and nothing came out going forward, Gandhi,

1202
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: what's going on with you today? All right, I have

1203
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: a dilemma. Maybe you guys can help me figure out

1204
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: what to do. I ordered Grubhub the other day and

1205
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: I ordered a massive amount of food. As I was waiting,

1206
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 1: the time just kept taking and taken, and it was

1207
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 1: getting later and later. So I called them, say, hey,

1208
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because it kept doing the It's almost there,

1209
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: It's almost there. They said, it's almost there. Call my

1210
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: front desk. Nothing. Now we're getting forty five minutes passed

1211
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: when it was supposed to be there, and they said

1212
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: it was there. So I said, you know what, just

1213
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: cancel the order, give me my money back. I'll go

1214
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 1: somewhere else. They did it. They were super nice and helpful.

1215
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: I walk out of my apartment and it was two

1216
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: doors down at a neighbor's but they had already refunded

1217
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 1: me all of my money and then closed the issue

1218
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: because they said, are you happy with it? I said, yeah,

1219
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: no problem. So there was no way for me to

1220
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,680
Speaker 1: reach back out to them and say, oh no, it

1221
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 1: was a few doors down at a neighbor's. What do

1222
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,600
Speaker 1: I do because I feel like I robbed Grubhub and

1223
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. I think you just write that

1224
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,720
Speaker 1: office something that happened, and you move on. It's like

1225
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: it's like it's like, oh, the miracle that happened in

1226
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 1: Nate's car when his foot didn't push the gas down

1227
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: and who he would have had a collision. So you're

1228
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 1: saying God gifted me this Grubhub. There's no way. I mean,

1229
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:40,519
Speaker 1: they're not going to take your money. They're good. Nothing

1230
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: you can do if it helps ease your guilt, call

1231
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: them and tell them what happened, or email them and

1232
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: they'll they'll what they'll do is they'll say thanks for

1233
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: telling us, but no worries. Okay. I tried so much.

1234
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 1: I kept hitting the help thing and it was like, sorry,

1235
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 1: yours shee was closed, damn it. Sorry. So this is

1236
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 1: my public apology to the universe, to them, I'm sorry,

1237
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: all right? Good again? That kind of evens out scary

1238
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: yelling at the restaurant on our show, God's Scary producer, Sam,

1239
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: what's up you know howryfall, we discussed the controversy of

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Speaker 1: apple picking. Is it worth? It is so good activity.

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01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: I finally found the spring version and I'm making William

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01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: do it with me this way. What are you doing?

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01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: We're gonna go pick tulips. I paid thirty dollars for

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Speaker 1: two tickets and we're gonna go pay for flowers. Is

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01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: that a thing? You actually pick tulips? Yeah? I mean

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01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 1: I guess. So this is the first year I'm gonna

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01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: try and do it. But this farm is very, very,

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01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: very pretty, so I have no complaints. But Williams like,

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01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: this is springtime apple picking. I'm like, oh, you're right,

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01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,759
Speaker 1: I've never heard of time. I love it, very excited.

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01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 1: Let's go do this with Let's go invade their space

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01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 1: on Saturday. Come tomorrow, Happy tulip picking. Thank you. Finally

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01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 1: we go to Uncle Johnny, Johnny the Secret of Life,

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01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 1: Life Lessons. What do you want to teach us today?

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01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: And you're around the room. Contribution. I have spent my

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01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: whole life doing everything that I really wanted to do.

1257
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 1: I've created my own blend your drinks and things for

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01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: sixty years, and as I got older, I never thought

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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,640
Speaker 1: I'd hit eighty. I am eighty years old now, and

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01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. And I've created this fabulous family of

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Speaker 1: friends around me and that have helped me through my

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01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:16,760
Speaker 1: whole life. They have friends who have gone and still here,

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01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:23,040
Speaker 1: and it's been an outrageous, fabulous time. When you get

1264
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: to be eighty, that's the beginning of your life. You're

1265
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,920
Speaker 1: on your way down the other side of the ladder.

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01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: But it's always fabulous because you have such great memories.

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01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: So I am so satisfied and so happy. And all

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01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: I can tell you is, if you get to my age,

1269
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: enjoy your life because it's unbelievable and you surrounded yourself

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01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: with a lot of fabulous people and friends. And that's

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01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 1: what my dad told me when I was younger. He said, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: when you get older, make sure that you have good friends,

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01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: because they'll be with your whole life. Oh thank you,

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01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: Love you guys. That's the same father, by the way,

1275
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: that told him he would fix his homosexuality make him straight. Yes,

1276
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,719
Speaker 1: that's true. Did he tell you that? He well, because

1277
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: he was sort of a rough guy. And he looked

1278
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 1: at me and he said, I said, Dad, I think

1279
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm bisexual. I didn't want to this is back in

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01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: the late forties or early fifties. I didn't want to

1281
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,560
Speaker 1: shock him, so I said, I think I'm bisexual. He

1282
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 1: took his head, he turned it away, came back again

1283
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 1: and looked at me. He said, that's all right. Could

1284
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: I know a doctor? We could fix it. I moved

1285
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 1: to New York three months later, and tell him what

1286
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:41,560
Speaker 1: street you moved on? Your first street you lived on

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01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:47,920
Speaker 1: in New York Gay Gay Street. He hopped in a

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01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 1: car with his drag queen friend. It's between Christopher and

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01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: Uh and Waverley placed. It's called Gay Street. When you

1290
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: were with charity. You're a charity. She was a drag queen.

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01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 1: And they to the car and came down from Boston

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01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: to New York City, moved to Gay Street. And that's

1293
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 1: where Uncle Johnny really took off of the mode. And

1294
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 1: you're right, and you never can't have too many friends.

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01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 1: We love you, Johnny. Um, let's get into the three

1296
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 1: things we need to know from Gandhi or do you

1297
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: want to hear Lady Ganga? Your choice, Gandhi, this is tough.

1298
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:28,640
Speaker 1: Let's do Lady Gaga. Yes, you got it. We're gonna go.

1299
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:34,240
Speaker 1: Johnny dancing over there, the Lady Gaga the Edge of Glory.

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01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: We haven't heard that in a long time. I'm like,

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01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: let's play a Lady Gaga song. We haven't heard in

1302
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 1: a while. Oh, it's a fader. It's a fader. Did

1303
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 1: you hear that? That's so unusual to have a song

1304
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:47,600
Speaker 1: that fades? Now? I loved anyway, Very fabulous. Welcome to

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01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 1: Fabulous Friday starring Uncle Johnny. Let's get into the three

1306
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on?

1307
01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 1: A man in Colorado is now officially the first human

1308
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 1: case of bird flu in the nation. He's an inmate

1309
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 1: who was exposed to infected poultry while working on a

1310
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,680
Speaker 1: farm as part of a correctional employment program. We've been

1311
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: talking about the bird flu. Millions and millions of birds

1312
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 1: have been getting killed because of it. He had some

1313
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: symptoms for a few days, but he has recovered. The

1314
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: CDC says people who work with birds on farms or

1315
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,080
Speaker 1: in their backyards are at high risk of getting sick,

1316
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,599
Speaker 1: as the outbreak has now spread to at least twenty

1317
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 1: nine states since February. Democrats in Congress are working two

1318
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 1: cutback gas prices. Senate says the Senate says that they're

1319
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 1: preparing legislation to address soaring gas prices, blaming Russia's invasion

1320
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 1: of Ukraine three months ago. Both leaders also accuse big

1321
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: oil companies of profiting. Right now, the national average cost

1322
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 1: of gas is four dollars and fifteen cents a gallon,

1323
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 1: but Triple A will be updating that soon. Uncle Johnny,

1324
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: do you remember gas prices when they were below five

1325
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,519
Speaker 1: cents a gallon? I mean, how much? How much were they?

1326
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 1: Remember at the lowest way back then, it was there

1327
01:13:55,360 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: was like fifteen cents a gallon. That well, because my

1328
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 1: dad was in a cigarette business that was similar too,

1329
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 1: and that was cigarettes with twenty three cents a pack. Wow,

1330
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: its like fifteen dollars a pack here in New York.

1331
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 1: Now it's fifteen dollars a pack, right, crazy, It's unbelievable.

1332
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,759
Speaker 1: When you're eighty, you remember things like come back to you, gandhi,

1333
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: back to you. All right, And finally it's happening. Shoppers

1334
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: in New Jersey will need to start bringing reusable bags

1335
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 1: with them in less than a week. The state's ban

1336
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:31,120
Speaker 1: on single use paper and plastic bags goes into effect

1337
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: Wednesday for grocery stores larger than twenty five hundred square feet.

1338
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 1: The measure also bands businesses from using styrofoam takeout containers

1339
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,680
Speaker 1: and what is considered the nation's strongest plastic band. The

1340
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 1: change only applies to stores and restaurants, so consumers will

1341
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,840
Speaker 1: still be able to buy paper and plastic goods like

1342
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 1: garbage bags and paper plates. But if you're heading into

1343
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: some of those other places, you gotta think again. And

1344
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: those are your three things, Thank you God. Historian in

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Speaker 1: I mean, if Uncle Johnny's here, we might as well

1352
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: play a game with him. Yes, can we play Uncle

1353
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: Johnny Pyramid? Uncle Johnny, do you understand how to play

1354
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: the pyramid? He's getting his headphones fixed right now? Okay,

1355
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,599
Speaker 1: what happened, Johnny? Your finger got stuck here? It come

1356
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: to the microphone on go Johnny? I can't hear you.

1357
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 1: Your finger got stuck in the in the headphone thing.

1358
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: It pitched your finger, didn't it. Yes, it pitched my finger.

1359
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 1: You're not bleeding, are you? No? I'm going yeah. You

1360
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: don't want to bleed because you don't clot. You know

1361
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: that he doesn't. No, he doesn't clot. No, okay, Oh,

1362
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting better now. Okay, So, Johnny, you know he

1363
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: takes blood thinners, and so if you if he cuts

1364
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: himself he leads out. I don't wanta mean to laugh,

1365
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,120
Speaker 1: but it's called quite a stir. In the backseat of

1366
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: my car, I puddles pools of blood. Anyway, you gotta

1367
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 1: speak him to the microphone, Johnny many times. Do you

1368
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: know how to play the pyramid? No? I don't. Okay,

1369
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: here's how it work. We give you clues, but we

1370
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,759
Speaker 1: can't We can't use the any words in the answer

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01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 1: to give you clues. If I said Cheddar, Swiss, Guda,

1372
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:34,760
Speaker 1: the Supremes, no, you would say cheesus Jesus exactly. Do

1373
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 1: you have some clues ready? We're working on that. So

1374
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna play Uncle Johnny pyramid. We'll each have a

1375
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:43,480
Speaker 1: turn giving him clues. We should give him the Neanderthal

1376
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 1: version of that way can use one syllable that would

1377
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: make it even better. Well, I think that's released think

1378
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:53,560
Speaker 1: we're asking for trouble. Did you just spit your teeth out? No,

1379
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,680
Speaker 1: he just coughed and something fell out of his mouth.

1380
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,560
Speaker 1: I know I was. I was finishing my boogie for

1381
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 1: by drink. Okay, let's move on. What Garrett, what has

1382
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: just happened down there? It was a lugie. It's a big,

1383
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 1: big lugie. Okay, Well, lugie's happened. It's it's it's you

1384
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,760
Speaker 1: know what. This is the time of year, a lot

1385
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,680
Speaker 1: of pollen in the air, and so you know, we

1386
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 1: have bookies, all right, okay, Danielle, Yes, listen to me.

1387
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 1: To Danielle reported hours ago. Okay, I'm drinking. I don't

1388
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,680
Speaker 1: know what the hell I'm doing anymore. Danielle, you have

1389
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:34,200
Speaker 1: to drive later. No, we're not letting you drive at all. No,

1390
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm fine, drink away. I'm actually fine. I didn't even

1391
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 1: drink half of it, I know. But it's really good though.

1392
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: It is really good, all right, Danielle. Yes, as we

1393
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: prepare for Uncle Johnny Pyramid, what do you have going

1394
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:49,599
Speaker 1: on all right. Well. First of all, Halsey is giving

1395
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: fans another look into her life. She shared a collage

1396
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: of photos on Instagram, including several of her son, and

1397
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: she captioned the shots pockets are happy to get me

1398
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 1: through Snoop Dogg is to do a little getting ready

1399
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:04,559
Speaker 1: to do a little collaboration with BTS. Apparently he's already

1400
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,400
Speaker 1: done his part, so the rest is on to the

1401
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,839
Speaker 1: band and as soon as BTS does their part, hopefully

1402
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: we will get to hear it. It's very exciting and

1403
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: know a lot of people are waiting for that. Andrew

1404
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,639
Speaker 1: Garfield says, yes, I said I was taking a break

1405
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 1: from acting. I did not say I was retiring. I'm

1406
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 1: taking a holiday. Everybody right away he's like, oh, he's retiring.

1407
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: He's all done. But who is leaving and who is

1408
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,680
Speaker 1: partially retiring would be James Gordon. He's leaving the Late

1409
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 1: Late Show next year. He announced it last night on

1410
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 1: his show. He's been doing the show since twenty fifteen.

1411
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 1: As of the end of twenty twenty three, when that

1412
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,840
Speaker 1: season is over, he will be done. And it is sad.

1413
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: We love the guy. But Trevor Noah is one of

1414
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: the names being tossed around as a possible replacement. He's

1415
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: into it. I love that guy. Okay, Haunted Mansion the

1416
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 1: movie that now I know we had one with Eddie Murphy.

1417
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: Let's just erase that one. There's a new one on

1418
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,360
Speaker 1: the way. It's coming out March tenth, twenty twenty three,

1419
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,120
Speaker 1: and it is based on the Disney Attraction and Tiffany Hattish,

1420
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 1: Owned Wilson, Danny devide Over, Zario Dawson. They're all going

1421
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,519
Speaker 1: to be in it. So I can't wait to see

1422
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:08,599
Speaker 1: that one. Rob Gronkowski still doesn't know what he's gonna

1423
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 1: be doing with his football career. He says, I'm enjoying,

1424
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm relaxing. I'm living the life. He was talking to

1425
01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: TMZ Sports. He says, and you know, I'm staying in

1426
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: shape just in case. Come on, Gronk, please play one

1427
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 1: more year. Please? I beg what's he gonna do? Really though,

1428
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: what's he gonna do if he doesn't play? He retire,

1429
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: relax and enjoy, you know, for five minutes, and he's

1430
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,519
Speaker 1: gonna get bored, That's what he said. He said he's

1431
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: probably gonna be hanging out with his friend. Somebody's gonna

1432
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 1: throw him a football and he's gonna catch it and go, oh,

1433
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:43,080
Speaker 1: I really miss this wwe say, oh yeah, seems like

1434
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: the type totally ship's creek and is leaving Netflix for

1435
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,560
Speaker 1: Hulu in October. So just in case you're looking for

1436
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: it once October rolls around, just telling you A Top

1437
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 1: Gun Maverick is hitting theaters on May twenty seventh. I

1438
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,160
Speaker 1: know I'm going to get to see it with Garrett

1439
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 1: actually a little a little bit before that first screen

1440
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:03,559
Speaker 1: has happened. And guess what, people are loving it. See

1441
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,559
Speaker 1: it's funny. You and Garrett are so excited to see

1442
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 1: a top gun. Yes, and straight Night and I were

1443
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 1: ready to see the new downtown abbey. That's that's our

1444
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: top gun. You know what I'm saying. I go to

1445
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: the South of France, they do, Oh my god. Anyway,

1446
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 1: go ahead. So when are we watching? The twenty twenty

1447
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: two NFL Draft is going down? The second part of

1448
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 1: that Ozark is back, guys, the second part. I have

1449
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: to watch it slowly because once it's gone, it's gone.

1450
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:33,559
Speaker 1: That's so sad. Fallon is on tonight and Seawan Mendes

1451
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,760
Speaker 1: will be helping him with the co hosting duties. Um

1452
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,479
Speaker 1: there's something called Invisible Pilot on HBO Max that I

1453
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,679
Speaker 1: know Gandhi is liking. And Flight Attendant on HBO Max

1454
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,160
Speaker 1: is back as well, and that is my Danielle. Danielle,

1455
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,679
Speaker 1: I know you're excited about the possibility of Trevor Trevor

1456
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: Noah taking over for James Gordon. Yes, someone just in

1457
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,719
Speaker 1: a text said they've also heard that maybe Keenan Thompson

1458
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 1: could be taking over. I love him too, I know.

1459
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how do you choose? That's awesome. It's

1460
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,880
Speaker 1: a lot to choose for. He's so cute. He always

1461
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:01,000
Speaker 1: looks like he's happy and spy and laughing at everything.

1462
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 1: I hope he is because he's really funny. Yeah, all right, Garrett, Yes,

1463
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 1: you got some sound ready to go new music Friday.

1464
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:12,479
Speaker 1: So let's start off with Justin Bieber. This is called Honest, Honest.

1465
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 1: I like it. You stay down. I always love Justin Bieber.

1466
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: Music in the video is out too with that. He

1467
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:31,280
Speaker 1: has a smooth voice and it blends so well with

1468
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,040
Speaker 1: the with the instrument tam Yeah, al rightful. Ava Max

1469
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 1: is gonna be on the show and just a little bit,

1470
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,080
Speaker 1: and here's a little clip of her song Maybe You're

1471
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 1: the problem. Sounds great, Ava Max, isn't she next? Yeah?

1472
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: Can you open up the zoom? Called Uncle Johnny? Can

1473
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 1: you help us get the zoom to work for Ava Max? Well,

1474
01:21:53,479 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: we could try, alright, alright, alright. Khalid has a new song.

1475
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 1: It's called Skyline and it sounds like I like this one.

1476
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 1: That sounds really good. Yeah, all right remember Si gang

1477
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 1: Him style sort of? Yes, biggest song on YouTube. Well,

1478
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 1: he teamed up with Suga from BTS and it's called

1479
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:27,320
Speaker 1: that That Can you feel? Yeah? Are you sure it's

1480
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 1: not Sugar? Sure? I love it. It sounds good because

1481
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,920
Speaker 1: they're Sugar, not because of Si. Right, it's kind of

1482
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 1: The video already has over a million views and came

1483
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 1: out just like three hours ago, which, of course it's

1484
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 1: gonna get a ton of you. All right. Finally, one

1485
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 1: of my favorites, Zach Brown Pitbull. This is called Can't

1486
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:53,280
Speaker 1: Stop Us Now, get it off we go. Nothing's gonna

1487
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:58,519
Speaker 1: stop us. Oh my god, that's Set Brown and Pitbull. Yeah,

1488
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 1: imagine that ain't froggy. I love it, you love it.

1489
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:14,000
Speaker 1: I got the whole thing. You're a good American. Thank you, Garrett.

1490
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:21,280
Speaker 1: Can't stop Us Now? Zach Brown and Pitta. Wow, unbelievable,

1491
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:25,920
Speaker 1: Zach Brown and Pitbull. I had no idea that was coming.

1492
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,560
Speaker 1: That was awesome, Garrett, thanks for bringing that in. That

1493
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,400
Speaker 1: was really great. All Right, Johnny's here, Uncle Johnny, if

1494
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,280
Speaker 1: you don't mind calling him that, we're gonna play Uncle

1495
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 1: Johnny Pyramid in a few minutes. Ava Max is checking

1496
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,400
Speaker 1: in on the Zoom Room. In a few seconds. We

1497
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:40,799
Speaker 1: got her a new song on the way. So much happening.

1498
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:44,360
Speaker 1: What a busy Friday. Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran and the

1499
01:23:44,439 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Should they completely turn you on? Elvis Duran

1500
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:53,800
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show Interview Lounge, where do I begin? Aba?

1501
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,360
Speaker 1: Max is here and Ava, good morning, by the way,

1502
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,640
Speaker 1: thanks for being on with us. Thank you for having me. Um.

1503
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. You wake up one morning and you

1504
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 1: look at your catalog Kings and Queens. I mean there's

1505
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,519
Speaker 1: just a few sweep and psycho, my head, my heart

1506
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: and then of course the motto which you know, the

1507
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:13,439
Speaker 1: Tiesto and AVAMX song that's going to be the Summer's

1508
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:15,800
Speaker 1: dance song. And now you have a new single that

1509
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,960
Speaker 1: came out yesterday. Maybe you're the problem. Look at all

1510
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:21,880
Speaker 1: these hits. I am so so grateful, and I just like,

1511
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to release this next album. It's just

1512
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 1: really exciting to know that this record that I've been

1513
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 1: working on for so long is finally coming out. And

1514
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 1: by the way, there is a redheaded elephant in the room.

1515
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 1: We can talk about it. I love how you've you've

1516
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:37,840
Speaker 1: gone red your hair. Of course, my friend Andrew is

1517
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,320
Speaker 1: the one who says redheads are ten degrees hotter than

1518
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,120
Speaker 1: everyone else. Have you found that life as a redhead

1519
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:47,479
Speaker 1: has totally changed everything in your surrounding area? First, First

1520
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:49,800
Speaker 1: of all, I've always loved Andrew's red hair, and I've

1521
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,799
Speaker 1: always wanted to be a redhead, So I'm finally fulfilling

1522
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:57,439
Speaker 1: my true dreams. But when you're in the shower, tell

1523
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,720
Speaker 1: me how much red comes out of that are Oh,

1524
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: it looks like a murder scene when I'm in the shower,

1525
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,639
Speaker 1: and it's just like all over me. I'm completely read

1526
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 1: every single time you guys, you know, when I heard

1527
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:12,679
Speaker 1: you're in a single, maybe you're the problem. We're hearing

1528
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:16,599
Speaker 1: a different side of your personal life in this song,

1529
01:25:16,800 --> 01:25:22,160
Speaker 1: and just changing your hair color coincide with opening up

1530
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 1: to yourself and your fans about private stuff. I mean,

1531
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:29,839
Speaker 1: do you see the connection between like a life to shift? Yes, definitely.

1532
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 1: I never thought I would write about my personal life. Ever,

1533
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 1: I always would look at other artists and be like,

1534
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 1: what you can write about anything else? You know, female

1535
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,240
Speaker 1: empowerment you can write about how like from a for instance,

1536
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,560
Speaker 1: for me, it was female empowerment and also it was

1537
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,519
Speaker 1: about how it came up in the industry and how

1538
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,680
Speaker 1: hard it was. But now you know, last year was

1539
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:52,560
Speaker 1: one of the hardest years of my life, and that

1540
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:55,240
Speaker 1: was all I could write about on this album. I

1541
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:57,880
Speaker 1: went through a really hard breakup and it was like,

1542
01:25:58,160 --> 01:25:59,720
Speaker 1: and no one knew this, but I was in a

1543
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 1: very very long relationship and no one knew anything about

1544
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:07,120
Speaker 1: my personal life. And now it's it's just a little

1545
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,920
Speaker 1: bit different. Afa Max is here and maybe you're the

1546
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840
Speaker 1: problem her new singer. We're gonna play that in a second.

1547
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 1: But let's go back to the motto you Tiesto working together.

1548
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:18,240
Speaker 1: So talk about Tiesto and how it is you find

1549
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 1: someone in your career in life who actually changes your

1550
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,080
Speaker 1: career in life. Because we can all relate. We all

1551
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,479
Speaker 1: have people in our lives that have changed everything. And

1552
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:28,719
Speaker 1: you you have said that Tiesto has made a major, major,

1553
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,519
Speaker 1: deep footprint in your life. Yes, Tso is one of

1554
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: the most humble guys I know. He's so sweet. And

1555
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,760
Speaker 1: he sent me this record last year and I freaked out.

1556
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,240
Speaker 1: I had never done anything like this, and I call

1557
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:43,479
Speaker 1: him and I was like, this is this is it,

1558
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 1: this is the record. We have to put it out.

1559
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:50,120
Speaker 1: So this whole year everything is new this year out

1560
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:52,360
Speaker 1: of the studio with Tiesto. Were there any life lessons

1561
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:55,240
Speaker 1: anything that he just gave you along the way during

1562
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:58,560
Speaker 1: your journey with him that really made you want to

1563
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:02,560
Speaker 1: be his friend from from this moment forward, you know,

1564
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:04,640
Speaker 1: just meeting him, I'm like, Wow, he's been in the

1565
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,280
Speaker 1: industry for so long and he still hasn't changed. He's

1566
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 1: still so like again, humble and genuine and real and

1567
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,200
Speaker 1: I admire that. It's it's you know, it's hard not

1568
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,400
Speaker 1: to change in the industry. It's a tough industry in Miami.

1569
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:18,719
Speaker 1: Now now we're hopping on planes more, We're going around

1570
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:20,600
Speaker 1: the world and doing things. What do you have on

1571
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:24,400
Speaker 1: your schedule coming up? Um, I have a lot of

1572
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:27,559
Speaker 1: show dates this summer. I'm really excited to start performing

1573
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,880
Speaker 1: and traveling. I'm gonna be going to London, a lot

1574
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:32,519
Speaker 1: of places in the US, I mean hopefully you know

1575
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,639
Speaker 1: everywhere else, but right now, you know, I'm just excited

1576
01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 1: to be on the stage. Well good, and they were

1577
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,800
Speaker 1: excited to have your songs, your song on. I want

1578
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,920
Speaker 1: to play this for everyone because I think a lot

1579
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:45,559
Speaker 1: of people can relate. Ava, Max. Maybe you're the problem.

1580
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: Here it comes and thank you for being on with

1581
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,200
Speaker 1: us today. Ava, It's a pleasure. Thank you guys for

1582
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:56,200
Speaker 1: having me. Thank you, Elvis. Text again. I want bush

1583
01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:01,760
Speaker 1: Light coming out of my nipples. Breaks apply go look

1584
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:05,680
Speaker 1: at the text strand in the Morning show. Spring is

1585
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,759
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Speaker 1: at Hello Fresh dot com. Slash Elvis. It's always a

1590
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:28,719
Speaker 1: tree with Uncle Johnny's here. Tell you we've had quite

1591
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,360
Speaker 1: a morning. I'm worn out. You wear me out, Uncle Johnny.

1592
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:34,720
Speaker 1: You are just way too much now. I don't we

1593
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 1: have anything? Oh, hello lady hollow Lady light. All right,

1594
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:42,400
Speaker 1: So we thought we would play around of Uncle Johnny Pyramid.

1595
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 1: So here's how this is gonna work. It will start

1596
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:49,280
Speaker 1: with you gandhi. He will give you clues. You guess

1597
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:51,720
Speaker 1: what the answer is. If you get it right, you

1598
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: get a point. Okay, whatever that means. Okay, and then

1599
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,600
Speaker 1: we'll go to Danielle and so forth and so on.

1600
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:04,759
Speaker 1: So welcome to Uncle Johnny Pyramid. Johnny got the original

1601
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 1: theme song and everything fabulous. All right, Uncle Johnny, you

1602
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:10,559
Speaker 1: gotta wake up, wake up, bring up that, Bring up

1603
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: that Uncle Johnny energy. We need you, okay, all right,

1604
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:18,479
Speaker 1: So remember you're gonna see the answer. The age's gonna

1605
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:20,760
Speaker 1: hold up. No one, I'm not gonna say it. I'm

1606
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 1: gonna gonna see it. Yeah, you only give clues, but

1607
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 1: you can't use any of the words you see on

1608
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:27,200
Speaker 1: that sheet in your clue. Okay, all right, Now, how

1609
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:29,000
Speaker 1: many seconds to be give him on the clock. Well,

1610
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:32,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna give sixty seconds. That's way too long. Normally

1611
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 1: we do thirty, thirty thirty, You can do thirty. Pull

1612
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,880
Speaker 1: up thirty seconds. You'll be joys a pro Johnny. By

1613
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:40,479
Speaker 1: the way, something you guys don't know about Johnny. He

1614
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 1: watches the game show Network for hours every single day.

1615
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,320
Speaker 1: That's true. That's all right, you do so, I mean

1616
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:47,960
Speaker 1: he knows how to play the game. Let's not have

1617
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 1: a lot of faith in this. Yes, all right, thirty

1618
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:53,559
Speaker 1: seconds the clock. The clock will start as soon as

1619
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:57,679
Speaker 1: you start giving clues. Okay, okay, are you so gandha?

1620
01:29:57,720 --> 01:30:00,559
Speaker 1: You have to guess what Uncle john Monny is giving

1621
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:05,880
Speaker 1: you clues for. You're ready? Here an overarching category or no? No? Okay, okay,

1622
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:09,599
Speaker 1: you're ready to go? Ready, I'm so nervous. I hate

1623
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:12,760
Speaker 1: to stay all right, you're nervous. All right, Here we

1624
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:20,400
Speaker 1: go thirty seconds o'clock and go aHUS barnyard animals, a

1625
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 1: cod about car, things that you can use for transport,

1626
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:35,000
Speaker 1: A motorcycle, things you can ride, Yes, yes, a green colors,

1627
01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:48,960
Speaker 1: U bicy um ice green and spice. What was the answer,

1628
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:54,559
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? T shoot? Okay, all right, so you got

1629
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:58,240
Speaker 1: a point. That's good. Okay, Daniel, you're ready. Now you're

1630
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: gonna give clues to Daniel. You ready, Johnny, You're great? Okay,

1631
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:06,360
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, lots of energy, lots of energy, okay,

1632
01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:09,240
Speaker 1: rapid fire. Thirty seconds on the clock and hen we go.

1633
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:20,360
Speaker 1: A shirt my shirts close. Uh nose if when you

1634
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:26,160
Speaker 1: get a red a nose things that are red. But

1635
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:30,280
Speaker 1: that's okay, okay, keep going, Hey, shirts not red things made?

1636
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:41,280
Speaker 1: Oh well, yes, a berro it's furniture, a desk. Okay, okay,

1637
01:31:41,479 --> 01:31:45,400
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. We got a point. What was it? It

1638
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:48,080
Speaker 1: was things made out of wood. And the thing before

1639
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:49,960
Speaker 1: that was things that are red. Yeah, he said there

1640
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:53,800
Speaker 1: were I said nose. You said shirts, then nose. But

1641
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:58,320
Speaker 1: that's okay. Shirts are red, Okay, there are red shirts.

1642
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:03,040
Speaker 1: We got the red nose. What alright, Froggy, it's Froggy's turn. Froggy,

1643
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:05,840
Speaker 1: you're ready to guess? All right? We got Okay, I

1644
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,000
Speaker 1: know because you know, Froggy and Uncle Johnny have the

1645
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:15,360
Speaker 1: special relationship ever since they recorded. Okay, okay, focused, Johnny. Focus,

1646
01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:18,280
Speaker 1: you're losing, you're losing. Folks. Here I come, here, we

1647
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:22,000
Speaker 1: go thir thirty seconds on the clock. You're ready, Froggy

1648
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:32,679
Speaker 1: and go? Yeah? Uh Actawa famous buildings not the right word.

1649
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:36,040
Speaker 1: But it's not things that come in Paris. It's things

1650
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:42,720
Speaker 1: that come in pairs. Oh, okay, okay, it's just it's

1651
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:45,360
Speaker 1: some of the same letters. It's some of the same letters,

1652
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:47,160
Speaker 1: all right, some of the same. Lets all right, let's

1653
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:51,280
Speaker 1: try again. Okay, what's that again? Okay? Here we get

1654
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:59,880
Speaker 1: ready and a cocktail? Things your drink, my teenie h

1655
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:07,640
Speaker 1: uh uh your body shake? Yes? Yes? Oh my goody me?

1656
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:23,479
Speaker 1: Oh Elvis okay, gay yes, Danielle, fortune tellers uh oh?

1657
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:25,960
Speaker 1: Times out? What was that I got? Two? It was

1658
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:31,040
Speaker 1: things that predict the future? You know what you got? Two? Oh?

1659
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 1: My god, Uncle Johnny Pierman, you did great. You got

1660
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:37,760
Speaker 1: two points. Froggy's the winner. Two points? Are you get

1661
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars from alvisited? I found a game I'm

1662
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:48,120
Speaker 1: better at than somebody else. What do you mean? What

1663
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:53,400
Speaker 1: does that mean? Uncle Johnny? Johnny? I want to answer

1664
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:57,519
Speaker 1: next time. Okayn't bring them to me, how guess? Okay,

1665
01:33:57,560 --> 01:34:01,559
Speaker 1: bring them to me. I'll look, I'll try. Ready, Okay,

1666
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:05,719
Speaker 1: here we go, thirty seconds on the clock. You're ready, Okay,

1667
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:13,599
Speaker 1: Your keys, the money, cash, things that um your hands.

1668
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:17,320
Speaker 1: When it's cold, they say you have to turn so

1669
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:23,160
Speaker 1: uh pass. Let's say okay, oh, John something you go

1670
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:28,400
Speaker 1: to bathroom, man jacket, something you don't go to the

1671
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:33,560
Speaker 1: jack jello John jacket. Something you put your finger in?

1672
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Uh jay ja. The first one when I said keys

1673
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,519
Speaker 1: and cash and your hands when it's cold, things that

1674
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:52,800
Speaker 1: people have in their pockets. You want to try to

1675
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 1: give him clothes? All right, thirty seconds on the clock.

1676
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:58,240
Speaker 1: You're ready, Maybe we should do sixty seconds might have

1677
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:01,000
Speaker 1: been right, No, no, no, these two good man minutes

1678
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:03,479
Speaker 1: on the clock. Alright, you ready? This is gonna be hard.

1679
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 1: I don't realize. Oh Johnny can do it? Here we go? Ready? Yes, yes, stamps, coins, cars,

1680
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 1: stick on baseball cards? Umta yes, a walker uh to

1681
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:29,240
Speaker 1: pay uh? Fake teeth? A person I don't know, a

1682
01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:36,320
Speaker 1: walker walk, a wheelchair, glasses a person? Yeah, okay, alright,

1683
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:43,880
Speaker 1: alrighten up a thirty seconds? That was thirty seconds? Any

1684
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:48,240
Speaker 1: So you and a Froggier tie with Uncle Johnny paramount breaker.

1685
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:50,839
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's on fire. You're doing really well. You're on fires,

1686
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm on fi. I'm you know, we're having another reason

1687
01:35:56,439 --> 01:35:58,559
Speaker 1: to celebrate other than the fact that Johnny is here.

1688
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:03,320
Speaker 1: It's Andrew's birthday. Oh yeah, And a lot of people

1689
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:05,799
Speaker 1: wonder like, who is Andrew? And that's a good question.

1690
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:10,639
Speaker 1: Who is Andrew? Well he was my assistant at one time,

1691
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,760
Speaker 1: but I don't right, what do you do well? You know,

1692
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,200
Speaker 1: a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Well,

1693
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,160
Speaker 1: how are you going to celebrate your birthday? I'm actually

1694
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:20,040
Speaker 1: going to my friend's wedding in Florida. Oh yeah, I

1695
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:21,680
Speaker 1: have a wedding on my birthday. Well least you're in

1696
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Florida and it's an open bar. So congrats to my

1697
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:31,200
Speaker 1: friends Brie, Ellen, Chris. No to you seeing Johnny. Happy birthday,

1698
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:41,800
Speaker 1: Happy birthday today, Happy birthday. And you can eat this

1699
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:44,680
Speaker 1: cake because he's off that stupid juice clean How did

1700
01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:46,320
Speaker 1: you do on your juice? How did you do on

1701
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:49,840
Speaker 1: your juice? Clun I made it all three days, I did,

1702
01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:53,599
Speaker 1: and then you brought this pizza, very some pizza, and well,

1703
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:56,320
Speaker 1: happy birthday. Thank you so much. Everybody, love you all.

1704
01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. Andrew truly is the sweetheart of the entire show.

1705
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,000
Speaker 1: We all have a shoot. I asked him, and I'm

1706
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:07,120
Speaker 1: only fifty years older than him. Thank you everybody. Another thing,

1707
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:10,360
Speaker 1: we need to celebrate the fact it's arbor Day. Now

1708
01:37:10,439 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 1: you're sitting there going arbor Day. What's that mean? We're

1709
01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:21,439
Speaker 1: celebrating the world of trees. Oh I thought it? What bird? No, No,

1710
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,519
Speaker 1: it's not our bird day. It's arbor day anyway. But

1711
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:27,200
Speaker 1: trees are such an important part of our lives and

1712
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:28,760
Speaker 1: they always have been and they will be here long

1713
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:32,600
Speaker 1: after we leave. And but okay, probably why are you

1714
01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:39,599
Speaker 1: beating the furniture? Not to laugh? What I do too,

1715
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:47,559
Speaker 1: so cute, But we're talking about trees. I mean, birds

1716
01:37:47,720 --> 01:37:51,360
Speaker 1: use trees. It's still going to be a wound after

1717
01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:55,120
Speaker 1: the trees too. You just don't have any place to land.

1718
01:37:55,439 --> 01:38:00,679
Speaker 1: But okay, let's celebrate trees. Okay, they are great perching

1719
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:04,439
Speaker 1: points for birds. But you know, trees give us oxygen,

1720
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:06,800
Speaker 1: they give us shade, they give dogs something to pee on.

1721
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:11,519
Speaker 1: They do so much. But also they actually communicate with

1722
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:15,080
Speaker 1: each other underneath the surface. Did you know that? Oh?

1723
01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:17,439
Speaker 1: I get tell them, Gandhi, this is so important to

1724
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:21,160
Speaker 1: know this. Yeah, So when Diamond, Andrew and I went

1725
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:24,240
Speaker 1: to Sequoia National Park and we got to check out

1726
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:25,880
Speaker 1: all of the trees over there, we learned so much

1727
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:27,840
Speaker 1: about them. And what you just said is very true.

1728
01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:31,040
Speaker 1: They communicate with each other through their root system, and

1729
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:34,200
Speaker 1: they know if one is damaged and needs some help.

1730
01:38:34,479 --> 01:38:36,639
Speaker 1: They know if one is leaning and they will grab

1731
01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:38,320
Speaker 1: it and start to pull it back. They know if

1732
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,840
Speaker 1: one needs water, and all of the roots together will

1733
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:43,040
Speaker 1: send water to the direction of the one that needs it,

1734
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:46,800
Speaker 1: and together they work to stay alive. And trees are

1735
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:49,479
Speaker 1: the well, not the only, but one of the only

1736
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:52,000
Speaker 1: things that don't ever die of old age. If a

1737
01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:55,040
Speaker 1: tree dies, it's from something else. They're supposed to just

1738
01:38:55,160 --> 01:38:57,320
Speaker 1: be able to keep going and going, and they do

1739
01:38:57,479 --> 01:38:59,759
Speaker 1: so much for the environment. Like you said, they provide

1740
01:39:00,360 --> 01:39:03,000
Speaker 1: they cut down on energy costs, I mean having they

1741
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:05,320
Speaker 1: clean up the air and the water and everything around them.

1742
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:08,040
Speaker 1: You can look at tree rings and they will predict

1743
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:10,840
Speaker 1: or help predict climate change because if you see a

1744
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:12,639
Speaker 1: really thick ring in a tree, that was a time

1745
01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:15,240
Speaker 1: that everything was going well. When you see thin rings,

1746
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:16,880
Speaker 1: it was because they didn't have the same amount of

1747
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:20,439
Speaker 1: resources as before. So if you look at those rings, yeah,

1748
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:22,760
Speaker 1: you can see how everything was going on for them

1749
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:25,120
Speaker 1: and during which times. I mean, trees are just the

1750
01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:28,519
Speaker 1: most amazing things. I love them so today, so don't

1751
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:30,920
Speaker 1: let arbor Day roll by with it just another day.

1752
01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:35,000
Speaker 1: Trees are so important to us, So celebrate trees. Uncle John.

1753
01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:38,559
Speaker 1: I always suck that the rings counted the years how

1754
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:41,080
Speaker 1: old the tree was, too. I think that is true too.

1755
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:43,200
Speaker 1: You can count the rings. That's how they found out.

1756
01:39:43,479 --> 01:39:44,960
Speaker 1: We found out how old you were. We cut to

1757
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:48,120
Speaker 1: half and we counted the rings, and they counted the rings. Absolutely,

1758
01:39:48,439 --> 01:39:51,120
Speaker 1: look at all the rings he has on his finger. Anyways,

1759
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,360
Speaker 1: A go celebrate a tree, Hug a tree, and when

1760
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,640
Speaker 1: you're walking around and nature, look at the trees and

1761
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:58,559
Speaker 1: understand there are more than just something there for your entertainment.

1762
01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:02,280
Speaker 1: They're really important. Thank you. People looking at me like

1763
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:05,800
Speaker 1: I'm crazy celebrating the trees. I love trees so much.

1764
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,240
Speaker 1: I freak out about them. I got very teary when

1765
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:10,720
Speaker 1: I saw how big they were in secoy natural. I mean,

1766
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:14,280
Speaker 1: they were just insane. And if you're ever lost, look

1767
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:16,800
Speaker 1: at a tree. The moss grows on the north side

1768
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:18,880
Speaker 1: of it, so that should help you with sometimes. Really.

1769
01:40:19,120 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so they're a compass as well. Oh they're everything.

1770
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:26,559
Speaker 1: Trees are everything. Trees are everything everything. Thank you very much.

1771
01:40:27,520 --> 01:40:29,800
Speaker 1: Celebrate your arbor day. Who wants to hear the killers?

1772
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:34,360
Speaker 1: I just killers. It's not the it's just killers, is it?

1773
01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:37,719
Speaker 1: Nor is it THU killers or just killers? The killers?

1774
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,960
Speaker 1: Just killer? Is I think it's just killers? WHOA I

1775
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:44,519
Speaker 1: don't know. Hey, welcome to Friday. We have reason to celebrate.

1776
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:48,519
Speaker 1: We've got each other. Killer. It's what a great song.

1777
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,160
Speaker 1: Welcome to the weekend. You know, we have so many

1778
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:52,439
Speaker 1: reasons to celebrate. I was I was being very serious

1779
01:40:52,479 --> 01:40:54,600
Speaker 1: when I said that before they started singing. We have

1780
01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:56,880
Speaker 1: reasons to celebrate. One of the reasons is we're together.

1781
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 1: We have such a great family here, and I having

1782
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:02,120
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny here. It's just it's just a pleasure. Sometimes

1783
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:05,439
Speaker 1: today it happens to it hits a good day. I

1784
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:08,400
Speaker 1: love being Yeah, we love you too, Uncle Johnny. Here

1785
01:41:08,439 --> 01:41:12,000
Speaker 1: in New York City, we are looking at a most gorgeous, sunny,

1786
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:15,160
Speaker 1: blue sky day and we have every reason to go

1787
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:16,920
Speaker 1: out and enjoy the day in New York City. But

1788
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:20,599
Speaker 1: there's a sad, sad story unfolding. It's been unfolding all week,

1789
01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:23,360
Speaker 1: but today it all comes together as f d n

1790
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:28,800
Speaker 1: Y Fire Department of New York laying to rest Timothy Klein,

1791
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:32,280
Speaker 1: one of our superheroes who died in the line of

1792
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:38,080
Speaker 1: duty on Sunday. The funeral is today in Queens and

1793
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:42,760
Speaker 1: they're saying maybe twenty thousand or more people will be

1794
01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:45,280
Speaker 1: showing up for this, and they have declared a lot

1795
01:41:45,320 --> 01:41:47,880
Speaker 1: of Queens a frozen zone today. They're saying they don't

1796
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:51,280
Speaker 1: even think about driving near here because there's something very

1797
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:54,840
Speaker 1: important happening on our streets. What exactly is the zone?

1798
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:57,000
Speaker 1: How how large is it? Gandhi? It looks like a

1799
01:41:57,080 --> 01:42:00,360
Speaker 1: pretty big zone. They are shutting it down from and

1800
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:02,320
Speaker 1: twenty third Street all the way to one hundred and

1801
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:05,160
Speaker 1: fortieth Street, and then going the other way, it looks

1802
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:10,360
Speaker 1: like Rockaway Beach Boulevard and everything between these areas are

1803
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:12,680
Speaker 1: going to sonapons at Bell Harbor going to be closed down,

1804
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:15,120
Speaker 1: Bell Harbor, Rockaway Park. Like I said, all of these

1805
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:18,720
Speaker 1: areas will not be accessible to traffic. If you want

1806
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 1: to go look, just look up the frozen zone map

1807
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,679
Speaker 1: of Queens today and it'll let you know exactly where

1808
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:26,920
Speaker 1: those closures are. Big read square. Yeah. And as usual,

1809
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:30,080
Speaker 1: when something this huge and important happens in New York City,

1810
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:33,200
Speaker 1: the local news always does a great job of taking

1811
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:36,320
Speaker 1: you there with their cameras and it's live and what

1812
01:42:36,439 --> 01:42:38,920
Speaker 1: I love that they do, and they're so great at

1813
01:42:38,960 --> 01:42:40,760
Speaker 1: doing it. It's not only do they describe the scene,

1814
01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:44,120
Speaker 1: but they also get very quiet and you can hear

1815
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:46,880
Speaker 1: You can hear the silence even with twenty thousand people

1816
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:52,759
Speaker 1: plus lining up to honor the memory of and service

1817
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:56,160
Speaker 1: from firefighter Timothy Klein. It's going to be so quiet.

1818
01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:59,240
Speaker 1: Everyone comes together as one big family, right, So, no

1819
01:42:59,360 --> 01:43:01,160
Speaker 1: matter where you live in this great world of ours,

1820
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:02,960
Speaker 1: there are the men and women, the brothers and sisters,

1821
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:05,479
Speaker 1: their families that are all in the line of duty

1822
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:08,519
Speaker 1: for us every day. Thank you so much for your duty,

1823
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:12,160
Speaker 1: Elvis Drain in the Morning Show. So we all want

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