1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,719 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that challenged Mark Wahlberg to an 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: out of breath wrap battle, and they each got in 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: half a sentence before their time expired. Hey YoY yo, Okay, 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta go back. So I guess it 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: was a tie. It's Laser Stories. It's it's a segment 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories. 7 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 2: Around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we 8 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 2: have a laser and those other Gabba ghuls just don't. 9 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:43,480 Speaker 2: I wanted to have this first, this first Laser Stories 10 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 2: out of Sri Lanka. 11 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: Fifteen year old krishof Bondhara is a young man in 12 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: love and recently he wanted to go visit his girlfriend, 13 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: who lives in a neighboring town. Okay, so he went 14 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: to the local bus depot, but quickly discovered there were 15 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: no routes going to his girlfriend's neighborhood at that time. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: Instead of waiting for one or maybe hailing a taxi, 17 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 1: Kreshoff did the next best thing and he stole a bus. 18 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: Oh my god, my gosh. 19 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: That's really crazy illegal. Even he saw one of the 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: drivers get out to go buy a snack, and that's 21 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: when Krieshoff seized his opportunity, he jumped in the transit 22 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: vehicle and pulled away. Day took over two hours for 23 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,559 Speaker 1: the driver to even notice that his bus was gone 24 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: because he was distracted watching a cricket match on TV. 25 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 3: He must have been a good game. 26 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: Authorities eventually spotted the stolen bus cruising down the highway 27 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: and tried to pull it over, and that's when the 28 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: teenage driver saw the police lights stop the vehicle and 29 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: tried to flee on foot. He quickly got caught, though, 30 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: and when police questioned him, Krieshoff admitted he was just 31 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: trying to see his girl, old friend. And turns out 32 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: he did oh because at the point of arrest, he 33 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: was actually on the way back to the station to 34 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: return the bus. 35 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 3: It's very responsible of him. I mean, he was all 36 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 3: in one piece and. 37 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: That was quick. He just went and was like, oh, 38 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: I gotta go by. 39 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 3: The way. 40 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 2: Into him. 41 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 3: I mean, well, yeah. 42 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: Further investigation revealed this isn't the first time kreesheof has 43 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: stolen a bus to see his girlfriend. 44 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: What the heck. 45 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: Apparently he's done it before and he's doing court to 46 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: face charges this week. 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 3: She's like, not again, honey, Yeah. 48 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Texas. A thirty 49 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: one year old man was arrested late last week when 50 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: he was found out in the field with quote a 51 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: single gunshot wound to the buttock. 52 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 3: Damn Daniel. Wait, why was he arrested if he's the 53 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 3: one that got shot? 54 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: Well, who shot him? 55 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 3: He did? 56 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: He shot his own cheek? 57 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 58 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: According to witnesses, the man was seen firing his gun 59 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: straight up into the air like Yosemite's sam when unfortunately 60 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: one of the bullets came raining back down from the 61 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: sky and lodged directly into his rear end. 62 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 3: The bullet doesn't disappear into space if you shoot it 63 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:11,919 Speaker 3: up in the sky. 64 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,959 Speaker 1: Maybe if you jump. If you jump, if you jump, 65 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: you can get high in The police took him to 66 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: a hospital where he was treated for his injuries that 67 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,239 Speaker 1: were not life threatening, and he's now unstable condition. However, 68 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: after searching his name, they found the man already had 69 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: a warrant out for his arrest, so he was taken 70 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: into custody. 71 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 3: What did he rob himself to? 72 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: Afterwards, the sheriff released a statement saying, this is another 73 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: reminder you should not randomly fire your guns into the 74 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: air like you're in a Looney Tunes episode because in 75 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: real life the bullets come back down, Yes they do. 76 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 3: Also why you should not drop anvils anywhere. 77 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: That's a good PSA. But someone out there needed to 78 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: hear that. This next lazer stories out of deep deep space. 79 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: Apparently rocket scientists don't learn their lesson was Last week 80 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: they made the questionable decision of asking the Internet once 81 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: again to name their upcoming space mission. 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,119 Speaker 2: About to go down. 83 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: You guys, this has never gone well bike. 84 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 3: You know, scientists so smart at science. 85 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: So bad at like right and to make matters worse, 86 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: this one is for the Uranus orbiter and Probe mission. 87 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 3: Is probe mission? I mean, do you need another name? 88 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: They wanted to ask, so their Twitter posts tried to 89 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: help by listing off some of the previous mission names 90 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: IDEA Voyager, New Horizons, Juno and Perseverance. And they said, 91 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: what would you name the Uranus orbiter? 92 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 3: In pro mission say they're very hopeful for humanity. 93 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: The responses weren't exactly what you would call appropriate. Some 94 00:04:52,400 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: of the top suggestions were operation enema, colonoscopy one to Charman, 95 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: and of course prob MC probe face. 96 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 2: I'm voting for. 97 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: There's also some creative acronyms that people suggested, like research education, 98 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 1: charging towards Uranus mission which spells rectum, and planetary orbital 99 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 1: observations probe POP. Very creative stuff. But the strange part 100 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: is NASA hasn't actually announced any upcoming plans for a 101 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 1: mission to Uranus, so this may have all just been 102 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: a joke from an employee. But rest assured the names 103 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: are going to be ready as soon as they decide 104 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: to go. 105 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. 106 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: We're all waiting. 107 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to be an astronaut on that mission. 108 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of what would you 109 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 1: do HQ? So someone's probably asked you this hypothetical question before, 110 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: maybe when you were a kid. But if you had 111 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: to lose one of your five senses, which one would 112 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: you get rid of? Taste, site, smell, touch, or hearing. Yes, 113 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 1: that's hard, not an easy question, but someone pulled two 114 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: thousand people on it, and overwhelmingly the number one thing 115 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: people would lose is our sense of taste. 116 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 3: Smell and keep taste. I think smell turns against you often, 117 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 3: you know, it's not always a great sensation. 118 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: But with Brooks cooking, taste can turn against you too. 119 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. 120 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: Seventy seven percent think their most important sense is eyes. 121 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:29,160 Speaker 2: Sight. 122 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: People really like that is right, okay, yeah, someone who 123 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: has awful eye. People really enjoy seeing things, and they 124 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: say they have a hard time letting go of it. 125 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: Second most important is hearing ye, followed by touch. Smell 126 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: came in fourth place. Only two percent of people think 127 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,159 Speaker 1: that's important, and then taste comes in dead last, with 128 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 1: only one percent voting it as their most important sense. 129 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 3: I love my tongue. I think I love taste. Yeah, 130 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 3: I want to eat everything. 131 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: And because site was deemed the most challenging one to lose, 132 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: the poll also asked what people would miss seeing the 133 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,160 Speaker 1: most if that ever happened. The top answers were our 134 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: loved ones faces number one. 135 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 2: Nature in general, like you've never been like inspired by 136 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 2: a beautiful scene? 137 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: Okay, maybe sunset, sunrises and sunsets was on their hose. 138 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: I was thinking also our pets and the Brook and 139 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: Jeffery YouTube channel. 140 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 3: Dude, Hey, how you do? 141 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: Actually the answer shows in movies that they like to watch. 142 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: But I think we all know what they meant. 143 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 3: Yes us, yeah, yeah, we're not self centered. 144 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: This guy has no problem losing his eyesight. 145 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,119 Speaker 3: Oh that's all about feel. 146 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: He just sniffed those shoes out and then operates one 147 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,559 Speaker 1: hundred percent on touch and taste. That sound means Laser 148 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end of the day. We're 149 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: gonna do it again, same time on Friday.