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Speaker 1: Time now for a round of would you rather Would

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Speaker 1: you rather have really big front teeth or would you

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Speaker 1: rather have a really big butt?

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Speaker 2: M front teeth? I don't need no ass, That's what

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Speaker 2: I don't know. One, you got it high enough, your

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Speaker 2: teeth already, beig, you might were gonna grab that ass.

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Speaker 2: Then me and you got the same sized teeth.

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Speaker 1: Union.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just look at yours in the camera. See

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Speaker 2: how yours look? You the same hip as your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got two butts and one for one.

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Speaker 2: I'ma go with yeah, man, But now I wanna be

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Speaker 2: grabbing for no reason. Hell, no grabbing me all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather wear the same thing every day or

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Speaker 1: eat the same thing every day? Hmmm? Food?

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Speaker 2: These cloth clean thought, they just we just washed them

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Speaker 2: over and over. Was the same thing. Oh we just

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Speaker 2: joined the military.

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Speaker 1: The same thing every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could eat what you want then, Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: really eat. I really eat that. That was the number one

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Speaker 2: reason why I couldn't go to the military. I'm not

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Speaker 2: We're gonna so we all got the same thing.

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Speaker 1: It's not a fashion, you know.

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Speaker 2: Like the Marines got the cold uniform because they got them.

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Speaker 2: They got them spats they wear sometimes but like sometimes

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Speaker 2: I want to wear it with my camouflage and the

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Speaker 2: white hat like that. Yeah, I feel about that uniform.

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Speaker 1: Man can do that.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that because sometimes I just wear the

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Speaker 2: pants with your red stripe up the side, right, with

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Speaker 2: just a crispy shirt, I know, jacket jail, and I

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Speaker 2: ain't near put all my badges on my shirt that night.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you couldn't be.

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Speaker 1: In the military, all right. Would you rather be President

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Speaker 1: of the United States for a week? President for a week?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather be a billionaire for a week?

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Speaker 2: Because he's steal some of that money in that week,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to it.

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Speaker 1: But all the power you would have, all the power.

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Speaker 2: Power you got with a billion dollars vote telling him,

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Speaker 2: knowing all this, you got a billion dollars. No is

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Speaker 2: not in my.

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Speaker 1: Kebin, okay, all right?

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Speaker 2: Last one, Well you can't come in here. I just

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Speaker 2: balk in here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's today's roundup. Would you rather good morning?

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Speaker 1: This is Shirley's Strawberry. Have a happy and a safe

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