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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It is time for Ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. Hi, everybody, I'm Bob Barker Junior. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I've downgraded a lot from the job that my dad

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Speaker 1: used to have, but I'm now on The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: hosting Ridiculous Internet Questions. It's America's most favorite game show,

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Speaker 1: and the game show where we ask you the question

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Speaker 1: that everybody's wondering on the dot coms today. So what

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Speaker 1: is today's ridiculous Internet question? Well, I'm glad that you asked,

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Speaker 1: because I'm Bob Barker Junior, and hopefully I'll make it

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Speaker 1: one day, but right now it's Ridiculous Internet Questions, and

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Speaker 1: today's question is what is your earliest memory? Calls up

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one o six one

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one oh six one

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Speaker 1: and you can be a contestant on today's Ridiculous Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: What is your earliest memory? Christian Gracenow, My earliest memory

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Speaker 1: took place at a little water park called Beach Nut

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Speaker 1: and my earliest memory was going there for swimming lessons.

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Speaker 1: I was like four or five, and I remember having

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Speaker 1: a crush on a boy am I and he had

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Speaker 1: a waterproof watch. I was like five years old. I

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Speaker 1: remember he went watch this and he like squeezed the

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Speaker 1: side of his watch where it would light up, and

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Speaker 1: then put it underwater and the light stayed on, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, that was its first Like

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Speaker 1: literally the first thing I remember is being just like

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Speaker 1: swooned about that kid. If you see a guy with

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Speaker 1: a waterproof watch, now you're like, oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't take much for me. Okay, call its eight

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Speaker 1: eight three, four three one six one text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What is your earliest memory, alex Well,

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Speaker 1: I have two that are in the similar like situation.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember which one was first. I was three

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Speaker 1: years old and it was at the house that I

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Speaker 1: grew up in, and I remember I was sitting in

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Speaker 1: the kitchen like at our bar area, and I looked

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Speaker 1: over to the sliding glass store and there was a

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Speaker 1: skunk spraying the door. I can't remember. It was either

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Speaker 1: that or when I drank some my dad's whiskey at

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Speaker 1: three years old. It was apple juice. Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: being a three year old, because anytime you see something

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Speaker 1: then you think it's one thing, and you drinking and

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Speaker 1: find out it's another It's such a shock even as

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Speaker 1: an adult. Yes, imagining a three year old thing and

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Speaker 1: it's apple juice and then drinking I was three years

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Speaker 1: old thinking I was going to die. Yeah, it's weird

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Speaker 1: that you don't like drinking whiskey. Now I know I

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Speaker 1: hate whiskey. I wonder why call us eight six one

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. What is your

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Speaker 1: earliest memory? It's ridiculous Internet questions And let's welcome our

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Speaker 1: first contestant, Jesselyn. Whoa Jeslyn was up? How are you?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Good morning? Not too bad? What is

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Speaker 1: one of your first memories? Jesselyn? So, the first memory

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Speaker 1: I have is just after I was two. Um, I was,

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Speaker 1: you know, running around the living room at the Toddler

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Speaker 1: Wood and my dad had one of those, you know,

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Speaker 1: older style lazy boy chairs with like the big wooden

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Speaker 1: stick to find the feat and I had just face

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Speaker 1: planted right into that and my my bottom tooth actually

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Speaker 1: went through my lips. Oh so, for this day, I

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Speaker 1: can see the look of share horror on my mom's

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Speaker 1: face as she tried to pull my lips off of

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Speaker 1: my tooth. Oh wow, my god, that's something that will

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Speaker 1: definitely stick in your head. That's why I couldn't have kids.

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Speaker 1: I would pass out. That's crazy. Thank you for your

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Speaker 1: phone call. Justin calls up eight at eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one, text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. It's ridiculous internet questions and we're asking you

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Speaker 1: what is your first memory today? That's what everybody's talking

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Speaker 1: about on the dot coms. Ben, what's your first meend? Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Ben. It's um. My earliest memory is actually my

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Speaker 1: mom and dad fighting. Okay, so I was I think

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Speaker 1: I was like an a boosted chair or something, sitting

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Speaker 1: there getting ready to eat, and my dad walked to

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Speaker 1: the living room and was like telling my mom, like

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Speaker 1: come to the dinner table, and she was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I want to watch TV. I want to watch TV.

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Speaker 1: So they were just going back and forth and I

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Speaker 1: was just watching them eating my food. And it's probably

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Speaker 1: why I'm addicted to drama today because my parents. Okay,

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Speaker 1: starting then, I love this. It was like right there, hey, Jeff, here,

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Speaker 1: what is your earliest memory? A kid? You always kids

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Speaker 1: playing ball streak And what I remember was we were

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Speaker 1: hitting back in and the ball it slipped on my

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Speaker 1: cousin's hand run into the road. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: was four years so I hate so I was trying

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Speaker 1: hit that car. Whoa what say? Car? And the only

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Speaker 1: I can remember, the very first memory I can remember,

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Speaker 1: was wigging out there on the hospital, screaming in pain,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted some ice cream? Rightfully? Did they get

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Speaker 1: you the ice cream? Oh yeah, the nurse Creamick, man,

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Speaker 1: you can't pick that ice cream? Dang man. Well, at

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Speaker 1: least you're here here to tell a story, right there,

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Speaker 1: you go, hey man, right, yeah, right, And you're here

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Speaker 1: for a reason. Definitely. I always feel like anybody who

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Speaker 1: has something like that happened to him as a kid

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Speaker 1: and they made it through it. I'm like, you definitely

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Speaker 1: are here for a reason. You know, you have a

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Speaker 1: story to tell. Yeah, even if it's to tell people

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Speaker 1: what the best flavor ice cream is, exactly know, because

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Speaker 1: you definitely know. Thanks. Jeff called us up eighty eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What is your earliest memory? I

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Speaker 1: thought we would get a lot of like really fuzzy

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Speaker 1: cute memories. Mostly it's people just getting injured for their

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Speaker 1: first time. And the memory that I had my first

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Speaker 1: memory was trying to ride the garage door because I

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Speaker 1: used to try to ride the garage door when I

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Speaker 1: was a little I pressed the button and then I'd

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Speaker 1: grab it and try to ride up and then once

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Speaker 1: and I'd usually jump off in time, but one time

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Speaker 1: I didn't, and I just kept writing it up and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what am I gonna do? The

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Speaker 1: situation then I would just fell straight off the garage

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Speaker 1: door onto the back of my head. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that explains a lot. Yeah. No, no, that ended my

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Speaker 1: garage door riding career right there. Call us up eight

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Speaker 1: to eight three four three one oh six one. That

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