WEBVTT - 11.13.25 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:07.880 I went to Palm Springs for Palm Springs Pride. That 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.800 was ridiculous and stupid fun. Oh it's not like an 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:12.720 epic thing. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.560 Yeah kind of, yeah it was. It was. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:19.640 No, Springs is notoriously. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:20.800 Gay. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.959 Their pride is much better than ours. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:26.040 Our pride is garbage. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.680 It doesn't even have cops. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:33.159 It did have like a few cops, but but it 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:37.160 was like sexy cops. I think like the cops were gay, 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:38.600 and so I think that's why people were like, the 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.280 cops are like gay. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:44.279 So there yeah, before but now. 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:48.720 Yeah, they got too close to the other gays. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:50.520 And it was the gay wand. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.640 Became rip off all of a sudden magically. 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:59.120 But I met characters I met I met Yeah, I 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.800 met a man with a bic penis amazing. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.919 I keep hearing about these, like I think we mainly 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.240 through the Elon Musk stuff, but like he. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:11.000 Has a bionic Wait do you think the bion Do 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.639 you think the bionic penis is like Elon Musk's robots 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.400 where he's pretending it works on his own, But really, 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:19.959 a man in India, man, that's really funny. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.959 I mean, he allegedly has a bionic penis. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:23.720 I buy it. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.920 But there's a lot of bionic penis rumors out there. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.640 Have heard celester stallone. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:34.240 Women have different gossip, and I'm kind of running ahead. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.400 I know, we have such fun gossip, all right, who's 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.200 new on the list of people with bionic penises? That 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.120 that was just a rumor that was floating around that 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.959 I can either confirm nor deny about. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.319 You know, it's real, it's reality. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.400 Wasn't there wasn't there an NFL player who got divorced 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.640 because his dick was like three coke cans or something. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.360 I did see. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.200 That story somewhere where they were like, sorry, it was 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:58.720 just too big and crazy. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.200 Yeah, is that a bionic penis? 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.440 Oh maybe. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:03.960 Maybe. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.520 I wonder if that was like a part of the 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:07.960 divorce where he was like, all right, I can I 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.000 will give you this if you say that the reason 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.520 we're getting divorces because my three coke cans. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.399 I think what actually happens is she's she's like three 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.760 coke cans bts, you know what I mean, And she 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.200 was I have to. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:26.360 That is so funny. S on the coke cans. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:37.880 That's right, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four fourteen, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.119 Episode four. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:39.920 Of Daily Zi. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.639 Guyst It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.079 we take a deep to have a New America share consciousness. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:51.679 And it's Wednesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty five, eleven twelve. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.760 I mean, it sounds like we're counting over here. I'm 0:02:54.800 --> 0:03:00.560 not going to look up what national National count day 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.359 it should be. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.760 If it's not, hey, that could be the next six 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:08.000 to seven, right, I mean, guys, guys. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:11.640 So many possibilities of consecutive numbers that these kids just 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.200 they're just scratching the surface. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.080 That's just us trying to figure out how to teach 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.560 them after they were in COVID the whole time. We're 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.000 just trying to catch up on numbers. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:24.880 Yeah, we're like, all right on to eight to nine. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.040 That was the wrong date, but we liked talking about 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:33.760 the count, so we're leaving it in. Ah huh. My 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:37.480 name is Jack O'Brien aka Scrubby Scrubby Yah Scrubby, Yeah 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.160 Scrubby yay. Toss me that bar. I'll rub my shit 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:45.080 all day because oh baby, I you soapra. Yeah, baby, 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.680 I you Soapra. That one courtesy a snarfeel on the 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.520 discord and reference to we We had an episode earlier 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.280 this week where we were talking about showering habits, and 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.800 I was talking about, you know, showering is the thing 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.520 that we all have our private habits of what we do. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.920 And one time when I was I think like twelve, 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.360 I was a basketball camp and I was going to 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:11.000 the shower in the dorms and one of the kids 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.760 was like, where's your washcloth? I was like, oh, I 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:17.320 just like soap my hands and you know, just use 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.640 use the bar, rub the bar on my body. And 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:25.360 my friend said, so, how do you wash your penis 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.680 and then made a jack off hand motion and everyone laughed, 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:30.640 and then he asked if there was like a little 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.640 divot in the bar of soap from where from where 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.160 I had been washing my penis, And everyone like really 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.880 laughed at that. And that was the day that I 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.200 started using a washcloth. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.520 See this is a metaphor for America, and like, you 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.200 could have been radicalized into never washing again, but you 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.680 chose to be more progressive about. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:53.880 It and to better the easier, softer way of just 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.000 being like, oh, I used a washcloths when I was young, 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.479 And then I just thought like, I don't know, I 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.160 think they Springs commercial or something. I was like, I 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:05.200 should be like just rubbing a bar of soap like 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:09.560 a knife. Yeah, exactly, that's. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.159 One step away from the proud boys. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.400 That would be like at the end of times, it 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.919 would be a good way to separate, you know, like 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:21.880 the people of color from everyone else, because the washcloth 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.159 will happen or it won't happen. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:27.160 It'll be like hanging out outside our jungle bathrooms. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.600 Like that's an ally And I'll just be with a 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.960 knife in an Irish Springs bar under a cold waterfall. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:40.640 It's so painful. Why must I do this? I'm thrilled 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.400 to be joined in our second seat by a very 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:47.600 special guest co host, a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.960 You can catch her at the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show, 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:58.960 which she also produces. Check the footnotes, How you doing. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:06.520 I'm just radio DJ, like. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:17.680 The one channel that doesn't do another. Yeah, God, I 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:19.800 need I just need more totes. 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.640 On the economy. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.440 I have so many totes. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.880 I think this is a millennial issue. We turned totes 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.000 into like regular bags. We're just like this is my 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:35.760 personal and fuck it, I donacious room in. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.799 My tot too many totes, and sometimes I'll like find 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:42.400 an old tote that I haven't used in five years 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.479 because we have too many totes, and there will be 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.520 something in there that I've been missing from you. Oh, 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:53.400 that's where that thing was. It's wonderful to have you here. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.360 Thank you so much for guests co hosting. We are 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:59.880 thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.000 hilarious actor, writer, improviser, podcaster who hosts the hilarious podcast 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.359 We Love Trash on Patreon. You've seen him retelling the 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.720 story of the famous poodle Masterpiece on Drunk History and 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.080 on the TV show Crazy Ex Girlfriend, one of Google's 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.760 top suggestions when you put his name into hilarious Mono 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.880 Agapia and Boyfriend Hilaria. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.120 I've been one googling that. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:28.840 Okay, wait, Bad Drag Race is having its finale this 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:33.200 Saturday at ten thirty pm at Dynasty. Typewriter a link 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.480 in the footnotes notes, welcome back to the show. It's 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.880 been way too long, been too long. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:45.400 Yes, it's me, I'm here. I'm sorry. 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.880 I could not stop screaming before you introduced me. I 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:53.600 hate totes. I hate totes. They don't hold anything, one 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:57.239 big pocket. They hold nothing. They slide off your shoulder. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.440 Have you ever tried to put your shoes on while 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.880 you're habitat on your shoulder? It's hell on earth. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:09.480 Right off anything it is. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:09.960 Up. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.440 I hate them hat falls. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.200 Can tell you hated them by how like your closet 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.840 is organized by color, by like shade of blue shirt, 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.960 and then it's all sack. Coats are not a stackable entity. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:28.200 They're a hanged on the the doorknob type of material. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:31.760 They're not organ they're not organizational outside of outside. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.280 You know, you can't put groceries in them. I don't 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.720 get why the Trader Joe's ones are so popular. You 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.120 can fit one box of cereal in them and it's full. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.800 So I don't understand why people. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.160 Can't take a Trader Joe's tote to Costco. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:45.360 What do you do? 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:46.080 Do you know what I mean? 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.040 It just doesn't make sense to me. And I don't 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.040 like the way they feel on my shoulder. I don't 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:50.440 like it. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:51.240 I don't like it. 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:56.520 Very do you think about like the cinch bag backpacks 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.959 where it's like the draw string. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:01.760 Better, much better, interest it's still just one big pocket. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.240 We're still going kangaroo level technology. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.280 Way more reliable than a tote. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:10.440 Yeah, really, I always feel like they're so close to snapping, 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.560 you know, and in that way like me. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.280 But still the weight, the weight on the shoulders is 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.480 intense with those you're talking. 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.880 About, the ones that are shoe string. Yeah, that's too much. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:22.920 I'm like, I feel like I'm. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.560 Being and the material is so light and then you 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.679 put in two things and then it breaks off of 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.320 one of. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.880 The yeah, yeah, yeah, but I feel like it holds in. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.600 The sack is closed. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.880 You want to be able to be wide open, flapping 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.800 at the top and then about to fall off your shoulders. Yes, scattered, 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:44.079 what about scattered? 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:51.920 Yet zipperble totes like the custom ones, you know, that 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.240 is a new solve. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.840 The problem technology. The last the last tote that I 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.480 was given did have a zipper on the top and 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.160 I did appreciate that. But it does get a backpack 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.440 an hour at backpack exactly. And also I can't have 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.800 a bag get floated like poking out of that, which 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:09.840 is the whole point of a toe. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.560 I think that's the lore. The lore is the bag 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:17.000 at the flume of celery. You know, when you buy 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:22.000 Celery with flowers just like, yes, when you buy carrots 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.120 with the wig, which who are buying those wig? 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:30.040 This is erasure of your girlfriend who has everything in 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.840 her bag. I feel like that's that's me. Like I 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.600 put everything in the toe and then I root around 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:35.280 for ten minutes. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:39.000 You can have a lot of loose ship at the bottom. Yes, 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:41.120 you have a box of cereal and a thing of 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:44.320 celery and that's it. But there's also just like loose 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:49.360 ship down there, so much pocket litter. So just jump 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.840 forward detritus down. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.880 The bottom nature valley bars just ground, yes it is. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.080 I pre ground them up before I put them in 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:58.480 the bag. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.760 Then it's just cereal again. That's why it's. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:05.400 Raw. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.040 The only way. It's the only way. Detritus. 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.960 I'm glad I got to hear that word today. Yeah, and. 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.199 Is detritus. Oh, I used the word yesterday. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.320 I can't remember, but I was like, oh, I feel 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.720 so excited I got to use that word, and it's 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:21.680 it was a weird one. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.920 Oh, I can't remember what it was, but it's gone. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:25.120 It was a week. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.280 You only get one per day, Tom, we'll forget tetris. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:34.720 I also used Garrett earlier, and I didn't I couldn't 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.439 remember us correctly, but that is correct. I was like, 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:41.200 that's Brad Garrett's last name. But also the thing you 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.040 used to choke people in mobster movies. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.880 O a garage. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:52.160 Rot. It's a little different, but there. I grew up 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.960 watching a lot of Mafia movies. Donnie Brasco underrated. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:59.520 Really underrated, really sad, but like also a lot of fun. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:03.040 But you know they really like make it poignant there 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.680 at the end. Yeah, that is the most I've ever 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:11.960 felt a Mafia hit is when you is like Donnie spoilers, 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.720 if you're Donnie that that's in. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:22.200 My that makes it the Mafia movie because it's about 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.480 chosen dress. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:24.640 Nice. That's true. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.200 Yeah, so were you gonna say what? 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.120 I didn't know what this movie was, and I would 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.280 have guessed al Pacino was a critical role in it. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:37.200 I would have guessed that, Yeah, they were just sharing 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.959 the Mafia movies, but like it was him Joe Pesci 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.240 de Niro and they were just kind of interchangeable. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:43.839 Passing it back and forth. 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:45.000 Yeah. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.760 Yeah, all right, we we do have important news today. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.520 We have fun. You know, it's a big news that 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.520 we got to get to. We're going to get to 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.679 know you a little bit better in a moment mono. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:01.599 But first, there's some emails that just dropped from from 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.880 Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know if you guys have heard 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.520 about this guy bad news. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:09.760 Yeah, I just hired him as a teacher at my. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:15.760 Local Jeff Epstein, the New York and math teacher. You're 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:21.600 behind that comedy bit. But yeah, House Democrats just released 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:25.960 three emails related to Jeffrey Epstein that don't look good 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:29.480 for Donald Trump. We mentioned it on yesterday's Trending, but 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.280 we're gonna go in a little bit more here because 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:36.640 it is it's that news story that causes me to 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.079 go go to Fox News immediately to be like, how 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.400 are they doing? What are they doing with this? What 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:48.200 are they dismissing this one as of this recording? No mention? 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.439 Every other every other news site is just like the 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:57.280 want to point fonta about this, and they're like, uh, 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.640 I don't know. People are mad at Michelle Obama for 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:02.920 wearing a weird outfit. That's literally one of. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.120 The right now Zorro Mom Tommy. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.920 New York into Moscow, or against Stein. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:19.320 Is woke, great, Frank Steins woke. Now, Yeah, it's crazy Uh, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.840 so we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the greatest 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:25.320 unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. We've been been 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:29.480 enjoying these. Elon you know, had his where it looked 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:33.720 like a elderly person learning karate, but he was like, 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.800 this is basically like Neo and the Matrix. But there's 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.480 so there's two new ones. There's one from China that 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:45.280 in keeping with how things have been going. All reports 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:48.120 from China are that they are roboted. The fuck up 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.600 they got the robots like that are generations ahead of 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.960 what we got. So they revealed one where everyone was like, 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.720 could you unzip the back of that because I'm pretty 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.680 sure there's a person in there. And then and we 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:05.120 got Russia's version, which is Miles wrote that this is 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.640 the greatest unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. It 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.160 is so wild? 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:11.400 Is it the one that fell down? 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.560 Yeah, it's and then they like tried to cover it 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.840 up with like a blanket, but like the even that 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.160 they fucked up, like the blanket was like kind of 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:20.800 tangled up. 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:22.240 That is so funny. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.000 It's amazing. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:24.720 They should have like played it off like a tod 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.320 like it's a it's a robot toddler, which is wise. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:29.120 That's what it feels like. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.840 It's walking, it's crawling, it's learning the way we learn. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.640 That's why it fell. But yes, you know. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.600 They should have so they should have played Sesame Street 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:45.600 Music when it came out. Instead they played Rocky four Down. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.080 Yeah, because it was just a bionic penis, and that's 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:49.880 why it fell over. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.000 That's over because of the weight of its robotic penis. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.120 Don't get me started, don't even get me started. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:02.920 That's a new slogan. 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:07.520 Put some respect on Jean Darcy forgotten SNL character. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.960 Oh my god, there's people everybody should go back and 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:15.120 look up. Jean Darcy, the stand up comedian who's had 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:19.160 a retirement home just doing like really hacky eighties stand 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:23.760 up bits as people die. Yeah, it's so fa so great. 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.560 I probably know like six comedians who actually. 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:30.520 Don't get me started, don't even get me start started. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.880 Molly Shannon a true ledge. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.200 She's gonna get her oscar. She doesn't get an oscar. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:36.800 It's coming, I'm calling it. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:38.040 She's so great. 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.560 So all of that plenty more, But first, mono, we 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.120 do like to ask our guests, Yes, what is something 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:46.160 from your search history that's revealing about who you are. 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:50.120 Okay, there's some pretty fucking weird ones. I saw. I looked. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.920 I looked yesterday and I was like, huh oh, you 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.320 know what I mean. I I go I did Alpha 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.760 Zombie Naked? Did you watch twenty eight years later? 0:16:58.840 --> 0:16:59.160 Didn't? 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.880 But I've been hearing the hug on the Alpha Zombie. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:04.840 Yeah, And what makes me laugh is that the gay 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:08.000 internet has completely lost like the meaning of the film. 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:11.560 The film is actually surprisingly kind of beautiful and complicated, 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.800 and all the gay websites are like did you see 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:20.240 the fucking slanger? Did you see that? The fucking hunks? 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.440 The meat missile? Like all the gays have just lost 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.920 their mind over the zombie and they've kind of lost 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.800 the plot on what it was, what it's been really 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:31.040 about that and just. 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:35.040 Real quickly, Yeah, does that come into like is it 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:40.159 just it happens to be there and massive and nothing 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:44.320 else is really mentioned? Or is are people? Does anyone 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.679 ever react in the moment in the movie to the 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:51.440 fact that this zombi naked zombie has a hug? No, 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:52.120 it's just there. 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.400 It's just there. But I mean obviously that you see 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:55.960 it a lot. 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.600 You see it slapping his thighs from a lot of 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.640 the film. But it's just I don't know. Maybe it's 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.320 there to say something. It's there to say something about 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:09.200 toxic masculinity, that even when you die, you're still beholden 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:13.280 to toxic masculinity. Because the other zombies follow him, be like, 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.000 oh no, he has a big fucking cock. Let's do 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:16.560 what he says. It's crazy. 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:21.000 So he is an alpha, so like that. It is important. 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.880 It's it's an important piece of meson scene. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.359 It's yeah, it's also not during the zombie Renaissance, in 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.800 which case the smaller dick would have been considered more beautiful. 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:36.920 Yes, a sign of true civility, yes, but no, he's 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:37.720 a barbarian. 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:38.879 He's a barbarian. 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:43.760 Can you imagine if the Renaissance paintings had just massive hogs, 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.280 like they had a massive. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.080 Imagining that my whole life. 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.760 That would have been a boost I'm about yeah, yeah, 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:54.760 that would have been a boost. 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:58.240 Talk before about how Jesus, like, you know, there's a 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.639 lot of paintings and sculptures, maybe the most most painted 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:06.200 sculpted guy, most painted and sculpted penis, and like, what 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:09.040 if somebody was just like not my lord. My lord's 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.760 got a big old dick, got a big old thing. 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:13.520 It would be weird, it. 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:16.200 Would be very They did that with his abs, you 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:17.760 know what I mean exactly. 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.640 Yeah, scene that just the opposite. 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:24.080 A lot of Satanic figures and sculptures were depicted with 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:29.160 giant yeah, giant members because that just by the same rule. 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.399 They were like, well, big penises are equated with evil 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:35.800 and bad, which was a genius marketing campaign that some 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:38.080 guy with a small dick started just to be like, 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:39.560 you can't date him. 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:41.480 He's Satanic. Look at that twelve. 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:45.639 Picture everything you need to know about Christianity. Yeah, like 0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:49.760 big dicks should be feared there and can't be trusted. 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:51.920 And people were like, well, we might as well go 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:57.320 to Hell. Honestly, sign mere fun. 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:01.639 Hell seems like a lot more fun, right, And then 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:03.960 the other only part of my storchestory was Sylvia Brown, 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.199 because I'm obsessed. Have you all been getting the Sylvia 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:08.800 Brown videos and your and your algorithm? 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:11.320 Do you know who the hell that is? She's this 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.200 old psychic lady who used to be on the Montel show. 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:17.480 Oh my God, and like maybe Mari too, but she 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:20.560 would just like show up and do bad psychic predictions, 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:22.640 and people are kind of replaying them now. 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.960 Intoks, there's a picture of her that looks like she 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.639 was like the this is so mean. That looks like 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:33.199 she was the inspipiration for the makeup for weapons for the. 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:36.520 Old She's on Gladys. She is on Gladys. 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:41.480 Yeah. Yeah, her Wikipedia photo. Yeah, I'm getting like. Also, 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.200 the brazil faces, you know how the brazil like in 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.040 the movie are like kind of stretched out and like 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:48.080 weirdly proportioned. 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.080 She's having a renaissance. She was on she has passed 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:56.440 unfortunately years ago. But her very, she's speaking us to 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:59.840 us from the beyond the grave. Yes, her very, let's 0:20:59.880 --> 0:21:03.480 just call it what it is, her very bullshitty psychic 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:06.440 readings are having a moment where they're now being let 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.000 like seeing through the lens of today's world and being like, 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:12.000 wait a second, she's just bullshitting these people who are 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:14.600 actually looking for some sort of comfort for something that 0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:15.720