Speaker 1: I went to Palm Springs for Palm Springs Pride. That
Speaker 1: was ridiculous and stupid fun. Oh it's not like an
Speaker 1: epic thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah kind of, yeah it was. It was.
Speaker 3: No, Springs is notoriously.
Speaker 2: Gay.
Speaker 1: Their pride is much better than ours.
Speaker 2: Our pride is garbage.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even have cops.
Speaker 1: It did have like a few cops, but but it
Speaker 1: was like sexy cops. I think like the cops were gay,
Speaker 1: and so I think that's why people were like, the
Speaker 1: cops are like gay.
Speaker 3: So there yeah, before but now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got too close to the other gays.
Speaker 4: And it was the gay wand.
Speaker 3: Became rip off all of a sudden magically.
Speaker 1: But I met characters I met I met Yeah, I
Speaker 1: met a man with a bic penis amazing.
Speaker 4: I keep hearing about these, like I think we mainly
Speaker 4: through the Elon Musk stuff, but like he.
Speaker 3: Has a bionic Wait do you think the bion Do
Speaker 3: you think the bionic penis is like Elon Musk's robots
Speaker 3: where he's pretending it works on his own, But really,
Speaker 3: a man in India, man, that's really funny.
Speaker 4: I mean, he allegedly has a bionic penis.
Speaker 2: I buy it.
Speaker 4: But there's a lot of bionic penis rumors out there.
Speaker 4: Have heard celester stallone.
Speaker 3: Women have different gossip, and I'm kind of running ahead.
Speaker 4: I know, we have such fun gossip, all right, who's
Speaker 4: new on the list of people with bionic penises? That
Speaker 4: that was just a rumor that was floating around that
Speaker 4: I can either confirm nor deny about.
Speaker 2: You know, it's real, it's reality.
Speaker 5: Wasn't there wasn't there an NFL player who got divorced
Speaker 5: because his dick was like three coke cans or something.
Speaker 3: I did see.
Speaker 1: That story somewhere where they were like, sorry, it was
Speaker 1: just too big and crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that a bionic penis?
Speaker 4: Oh maybe.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 4: I wonder if that was like a part of the
Speaker 4: divorce where he was like, all right, I can I
Speaker 4: will give you this if you say that the reason
Speaker 4: we're getting divorces because my three coke cans.
Speaker 3: I think what actually happens is she's she's like three
Speaker 3: coke cans bts, you know what I mean, And she
Speaker 3: was I have to.
Speaker 2: That is so funny. S on the coke cans.
Speaker 4: That's right, Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four fourteen,
Speaker 4: Episode four.
Speaker 1: Of Daily Zi.
Speaker 4: Guyst It's a production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where
Speaker 4: we take a deep to have a New America share consciousness.
Speaker 4: And it's Wednesday, November twelfth, twenty twenty five, eleven twelve.
Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds like we're counting over here. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to look up what national National count day
Speaker 4: it should be.
Speaker 1: If it's not, hey, that could be the next six
Speaker 1: to seven, right, I mean, guys, guys.
Speaker 4: So many possibilities of consecutive numbers that these kids just
Speaker 4: they're just scratching the surface.
Speaker 3: That's just us trying to figure out how to teach
Speaker 3: them after they were in COVID the whole time. We're
Speaker 3: just trying to catch up on numbers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're like, all right on to eight to nine.
Speaker 4: That was the wrong date, but we liked talking about
Speaker 4: the count, so we're leaving it in. Ah huh. My
Speaker 4: name is Jack O'Brien aka Scrubby Scrubby Yah Scrubby, Yeah
Speaker 4: Scrubby yay. Toss me that bar. I'll rub my shit
Speaker 4: all day because oh baby, I you soapra. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 4: I you Soapra. That one courtesy a snarfeel on the
Speaker 4: discord and reference to we We had an episode earlier
Speaker 4: this week where we were talking about showering habits, and
Speaker 4: I was talking about, you know, showering is the thing
Speaker 4: that we all have our private habits of what we do.
Speaker 4: And one time when I was I think like twelve,
Speaker 4: I was a basketball camp and I was going to
Speaker 4: the shower in the dorms and one of the kids
Speaker 4: was like, where's your washcloth? I was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: just like soap my hands and you know, just use
Speaker 4: use the bar, rub the bar on my body. And
Speaker 4: my friend said, so, how do you wash your penis
Speaker 4: and then made a jack off hand motion and everyone laughed,
Speaker 4: and then he asked if there was like a little
Speaker 4: divot in the bar of soap from where from where
Speaker 4: I had been washing my penis, And everyone like really
Speaker 4: laughed at that. And that was the day that I
Speaker 4: started using a washcloth.
Speaker 3: See this is a metaphor for America, and like, you
Speaker 3: could have been radicalized into never washing again, but you
Speaker 3: chose to be more progressive about.
Speaker 4: It and to better the easier, softer way of just
Speaker 4: being like, oh, I used a washcloths when I was young,
Speaker 4: And then I just thought like, I don't know, I
Speaker 4: think they Springs commercial or something. I was like, I
Speaker 4: should be like just rubbing a bar of soap like
Speaker 4: a knife. Yeah, exactly, that's.
Speaker 3: One step away from the proud boys.
Speaker 2: That would be like at the end of times, it
Speaker 2: would be a good way to separate, you know, like
Speaker 2: the people of color from everyone else, because the washcloth
Speaker 2: will happen or it won't happen.
Speaker 3: It'll be like hanging out outside our jungle bathrooms.
Speaker 4: Like that's an ally And I'll just be with a
Speaker 4: knife in an Irish Springs bar under a cold waterfall.
Speaker 4: It's so painful. Why must I do this? I'm thrilled
Speaker 4: to be joined in our second seat by a very
Speaker 4: special guest co host, a hilarious stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.
Speaker 4: You can catch her at the monthly Facial Recognition comedy show,
Speaker 4: which she also produces. Check the footnotes, How you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm just radio DJ, like.
Speaker 4: The one channel that doesn't do another. Yeah, God, I
Speaker 4: need I just need more totes.
Speaker 3: On the economy.
Speaker 4: I have so many totes.
Speaker 3: I think this is a millennial issue. We turned totes
Speaker 3: into like regular bags. We're just like this is my
Speaker 3: personal and fuck it, I donacious room in.
Speaker 4: My tot too many totes, and sometimes I'll like find
Speaker 4: an old tote that I haven't used in five years
Speaker 4: because we have too many totes, and there will be
Speaker 4: something in there that I've been missing from you. Oh,
Speaker 4: that's where that thing was. It's wonderful to have you here.
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Speaker 3: I've been one googling that.
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Speaker 4: Saturday at ten thirty pm at Dynasty. Typewriter a link
Speaker 4: in the footnotes notes, welcome back to the show. It's
Speaker 4: been way too long, been too long.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's me, I'm here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I could not stop screaming before you introduced me. I
Speaker 1: hate totes. I hate totes. They don't hold anything, one
Speaker 1: big pocket. They hold nothing. They slide off your shoulder.
Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to put your shoes on while
Speaker 1: you're habitat on your shoulder? It's hell on earth.
Speaker 4: Right off anything it is.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 4: I hate them hat falls.
Speaker 3: Can tell you hated them by how like your closet
Speaker 3: is organized by color, by like shade of blue shirt,
Speaker 3: and then it's all sack. Coats are not a stackable entity.
Speaker 3: They're a hanged on the the doorknob type of material.
Speaker 3: They're not organ they're not organizational outside of outside.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't put groceries in them. I don't
Speaker 1: get why the Trader Joe's ones are so popular. You
Speaker 1: can fit one box of cereal in them and it's full.
Speaker 1: So I don't understand why people.
Speaker 3: Can't take a Trader Joe's tote to Costco.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense to me. And I don't
Speaker 1: like the way they feel on my shoulder. I don't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Very do you think about like the cinch bag backpacks
Speaker 3: where it's like the draw string.
Speaker 2: Better, much better, interest it's still just one big pocket.
Speaker 4: We're still going kangaroo level technology.
Speaker 2: Way more reliable than a tote.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, I always feel like they're so close to snapping,
Speaker 3: you know, and in that way like me.
Speaker 1: But still the weight, the weight on the shoulders is
Speaker 1: intense with those you're talking.
Speaker 4: About, the ones that are shoe string. Yeah, that's too much.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel like I'm.
Speaker 3: Being and the material is so light and then you
Speaker 3: put in two things and then it breaks off of
Speaker 3: one of.
Speaker 2: The yeah, yeah, yeah, but I feel like it holds in.
Speaker 2: The sack is closed.
Speaker 4: You want to be able to be wide open, flapping
Speaker 4: at the top and then about to fall off your shoulders. Yes, scattered,
Speaker 4: what about scattered?
Speaker 3: Yet zipperble totes like the custom ones, you know, that
Speaker 3: is a new solve.
Speaker 4: The problem technology. The last the last tote that I
Speaker 4: was given did have a zipper on the top and
Speaker 4: I did appreciate that. But it does get a backpack
Speaker 4: an hour at backpack exactly. And also I can't have
Speaker 4: a bag get floated like poking out of that, which
Speaker 4: is the whole point of a toe.
Speaker 1: I think that's the lore. The lore is the bag
Speaker 1: at the flume of celery. You know, when you buy
Speaker 1: Celery with flowers just like, yes, when you buy carrots
Speaker 1: with the wig, which who are buying those wig?
Speaker 3: This is erasure of your girlfriend who has everything in
Speaker 3: her bag. I feel like that's that's me. Like I
Speaker 3: put everything in the toe and then I root around
Speaker 3: for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: You can have a lot of loose ship at the bottom. Yes,
Speaker 4: you have a box of cereal and a thing of
Speaker 4: celery and that's it. But there's also just like loose
Speaker 4: ship down there, so much pocket litter. So just jump
Speaker 4: forward detritus down.
Speaker 3: The bottom nature valley bars just ground, yes it is.
Speaker 3: I pre ground them up before I put them in
Speaker 3: the bag.
Speaker 2: Then it's just cereal again. That's why it's.
Speaker 3: Raw.
Speaker 2: The only way. It's the only way. Detritus.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I got to hear that word today. Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Is detritus. Oh, I used the word yesterday.
Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I was like, oh, I feel
Speaker 1: so excited I got to use that word, and it's
Speaker 1: it was a weird one.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't remember what it was, but it's gone.
Speaker 4: It was a week.
Speaker 3: You only get one per day, Tom, we'll forget tetris.
Speaker 4: I also used Garrett earlier, and I didn't I couldn't
Speaker 4: remember us correctly, but that is correct. I was like,
Speaker 4: that's Brad Garrett's last name. But also the thing you
Speaker 4: used to choke people in mobster movies.
Speaker 2: O a garage.
Speaker 1: Rot. It's a little different, but there. I grew up
Speaker 1: watching a lot of Mafia movies. Donnie Brasco underrated.
Speaker 4: Really underrated, really sad, but like also a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: But you know they really like make it poignant there
Speaker 4: at the end. Yeah, that is the most I've ever
Speaker 4: felt a Mafia hit is when you is like Donnie spoilers,
Speaker 4: if you're Donnie that that's in.
Speaker 2: My that makes it the Mafia movie because it's about
Speaker 2: chosen dress.
Speaker 3: Nice. That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so were you gonna say what?
Speaker 3: I didn't know what this movie was, and I would
Speaker 3: have guessed al Pacino was a critical role in it.
Speaker 1: I would have guessed that, Yeah, they were just sharing
Speaker 1: the Mafia movies, but like it was him Joe Pesci
Speaker 1: de Niro and they were just kind of interchangeable.
Speaker 4: Passing it back and forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, we we do have important news today.
Speaker 4: We have fun. You know, it's a big news that
Speaker 4: we got to get to. We're going to get to
Speaker 4: know you a little bit better in a moment mono.
Speaker 4: But first, there's some emails that just dropped from from
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Epstein. I don't know if you guys have heard
Speaker 4: about this guy bad news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just hired him as a teacher at my.
Speaker 4: Local Jeff Epstein, the New York and math teacher. You're
Speaker 4: behind that comedy bit. But yeah, House Democrats just released
Speaker 4: three emails related to Jeffrey Epstein that don't look good
Speaker 4: for Donald Trump. We mentioned it on yesterday's Trending, but
Speaker 4: we're gonna go in a little bit more here because
Speaker 4: it is it's that news story that causes me to
Speaker 4: go go to Fox News immediately to be like, how
Speaker 4: are they doing? What are they doing with this? What
Speaker 4: are they dismissing this one as of this recording? No mention?
Speaker 4: Every other every other news site is just like the
Speaker 4: want to point fonta about this, and they're like, uh,
Speaker 4: I don't know. People are mad at Michelle Obama for
Speaker 4: wearing a weird outfit. That's literally one of.
Speaker 2: The right now Zorro Mom Tommy.
Speaker 1: New York into Moscow, or against Stein.
Speaker 4: Is woke, great, Frank Steins woke. Now, Yeah, it's crazy Uh,
Speaker 4: so we'll talk about that. We'll talk about the greatest
Speaker 4: unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. We've been been
Speaker 4: enjoying these. Elon you know, had his where it looked
Speaker 4: like a elderly person learning karate, but he was like,
Speaker 4: this is basically like Neo and the Matrix. But there's
Speaker 4: so there's two new ones. There's one from China that
Speaker 4: in keeping with how things have been going. All reports
Speaker 4: from China are that they are roboted. The fuck up
Speaker 4: they got the robots like that are generations ahead of
Speaker 4: what we got. So they revealed one where everyone was like,
Speaker 4: could you unzip the back of that because I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure there's a person in there. And then and we
Speaker 4: got Russia's version, which is Miles wrote that this is
Speaker 4: the greatest unveiling of an AI humanoid robot ever. It
Speaker 4: is so wild?
Speaker 2: Is it the one that fell down?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's and then they like tried to cover it
Speaker 4: up with like a blanket, but like the even that
Speaker 4: they fucked up, like the blanket was like kind of
Speaker 4: tangled up.
Speaker 2: That is so funny.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: They should have like played it off like a tod
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a robot toddler, which is wise.
Speaker 4: That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: It's walking, it's crawling, it's learning the way we learn.
Speaker 1: That's why it fell. But yes, you know.
Speaker 4: They should have so they should have played Sesame Street
Speaker 4: Music when it came out. Instead they played Rocky four Down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was just a bionic penis, and that's
Speaker 3: why it fell over.
Speaker 4: That's over because of the weight of its robotic penis.
Speaker 4: Don't get me started, don't even get me started.
Speaker 3: That's a new slogan.
Speaker 1: Put some respect on Jean Darcy forgotten SNL character.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, there's people everybody should go back and
Speaker 4: look up. Jean Darcy, the stand up comedian who's had
Speaker 4: a retirement home just doing like really hacky eighties stand
Speaker 4: up bits as people die. Yeah, it's so fa so great.
Speaker 3: I probably know like six comedians who actually.
Speaker 4: Don't get me started, don't even get me start started.
Speaker 4: Molly Shannon a true ledge.
Speaker 2: She's gonna get her oscar. She doesn't get an oscar.
Speaker 4: It's coming, I'm calling it.
Speaker 3: She's so great.
Speaker 4: So all of that plenty more, But first, mono, we
Speaker 4: do like to ask our guests, Yes, what is something
Speaker 4: from your search history that's revealing about who you are.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's some pretty fucking weird ones. I saw. I looked.
Speaker 1: I looked yesterday and I was like, huh oh, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I I go I did Alpha
Speaker 1: Zombie Naked? Did you watch twenty eight years later?
Speaker 3: Didn't?
Speaker 4: But I've been hearing the hug on the Alpha Zombie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And what makes me laugh is that the gay
Speaker 1: internet has completely lost like the meaning of the film.
Speaker 1: The film is actually surprisingly kind of beautiful and complicated,
Speaker 1: and all the gay websites are like did you see
Speaker 1: the fucking slanger? Did you see that? The fucking hunks?
Speaker 1: The meat missile? Like all the gays have just lost
Speaker 1: their mind over the zombie and they've kind of lost
Speaker 1: the plot on what it was, what it's been really
Speaker 1: about that and just.
Speaker 4: Real quickly, Yeah, does that come into like is it
Speaker 4: just it happens to be there and massive and nothing
Speaker 4: else is really mentioned? Or is are people? Does anyone
Speaker 4: ever react in the moment in the movie to the
Speaker 4: fact that this zombi naked zombie has a hug? No,
Speaker 4: it's just there.
Speaker 2: It's just there. But I mean obviously that you see
Speaker 2: it a lot.
Speaker 1: You see it slapping his thighs from a lot of
Speaker 1: the film. But it's just I don't know. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: there to say something. It's there to say something about
Speaker 1: toxic masculinity, that even when you die, you're still beholden
Speaker 1: to toxic masculinity. Because the other zombies follow him, be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, he has a big fucking cock. Let's do
Speaker 1: what he says. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: So he is an alpha, so like that. It is important.
Speaker 4: It's it's an important piece of meson scene.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's also not during the zombie Renaissance, in
Speaker 3: which case the smaller dick would have been considered more beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yes, a sign of true civility, yes, but no, he's
Speaker 1: a barbarian.
Speaker 2: He's a barbarian.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if the Renaissance paintings had just massive hogs,
Speaker 4: like they had a massive.
Speaker 3: Imagining that my whole life.
Speaker 2: That would have been a boost I'm about yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that would have been a boost.
Speaker 4: Talk before about how Jesus, like, you know, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of paintings and sculptures, maybe the most most painted
Speaker 4: sculpted guy, most painted and sculpted penis, and like, what
Speaker 4: if somebody was just like not my lord. My lord's
Speaker 4: got a big old dick, got a big old thing.
Speaker 4: It would be weird, it.
Speaker 3: Would be very They did that with his abs, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scene that just the opposite.
Speaker 1: A lot of Satanic figures and sculptures were depicted with
Speaker 1: giant yeah, giant members because that just by the same rule.
Speaker 1: They were like, well, big penises are equated with evil
Speaker 1: and bad, which was a genius marketing campaign that some
Speaker 1: guy with a small dick started just to be like,
Speaker 1: you can't date him.
Speaker 2: He's Satanic. Look at that twelve.
Speaker 4: Picture everything you need to know about Christianity. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: big dicks should be feared there and can't be trusted.
Speaker 4: And people were like, well, we might as well go
Speaker 4: to Hell. Honestly, sign mere fun.
Speaker 1: Hell seems like a lot more fun, right, And then
Speaker 1: the other only part of my storchestory was Sylvia Brown,
Speaker 1: because I'm obsessed. Have you all been getting the Sylvia
Speaker 1: Brown videos and your and your algorithm?
Speaker 2: Do you know who the hell that is? She's this
Speaker 2: old psychic lady who used to be on the Montel show.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, and like maybe Mari too, but she
Speaker 1: would just like show up and do bad psychic predictions,
Speaker 1: and people are kind of replaying them now.
Speaker 3: Intoks, there's a picture of her that looks like she
Speaker 3: was like the this is so mean. That looks like
Speaker 3: she was the inspipiration for the makeup for weapons for the.
Speaker 2: Old She's on Gladys. She is on Gladys.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, her Wikipedia photo. Yeah, I'm getting like. Also,
Speaker 4: the brazil faces, you know how the brazil like in
Speaker 4: the movie are like kind of stretched out and like
Speaker 4: weirdly proportioned.
Speaker 1: She's having a renaissance. She was on she has passed
Speaker 1: unfortunately years ago. But her very, she's speaking us to
Speaker 1: us from the beyond the grave. Yes, her very, let's
Speaker 1: just call it what it is, her very bullshitty psychic
Speaker 1: readings are having a moment where they're now being let
Speaker 1: like seeing through the lens of today's world and being like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, she's just bullshitting these people who are
Speaker 1: actually looking for some sort of comfort for something that
Speaker 1: they don't have an answer to.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not like wait, she was right about that.
Speaker 4: It's just more like cold.
Speaker 3: I think I've been seeing this, you have, I think
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big piece of Internet she's just.
Speaker 3: Great grand gestures, like in very specific ways, and you're like,
Speaker 3: this is manipulation, very obviously, because she'll just say like,
Speaker 3: well that's not right, or like that's not how this
Speaker 3: is what we meant.
Speaker 1: You know, Someone's like I want to I don't know
Speaker 1: who my father is and blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and she just shuts her mind like you don't want
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not him. You don't want to know.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know your father. And she's like, okay,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh I guess I don't want to know. Like, looking back,
Speaker 4: we talk a lot about how Delmark culture is and
Speaker 4: you know, the six seven stuff and the kids, what's
Speaker 4: wrong with the kids? You look back at the culture
Speaker 4: of the ass and that shit is so dumb. I'm
Speaker 4: researching RCLE for an episode of this show coming up, okay,
Speaker 4: and it it like I've been watching episodes of Family
Speaker 4: Matters where like Steve Rkle has like a haunted doll
Speaker 4: that like comes back, and it's just it's kind of
Speaker 4: mind blowing, Like it's like, wow, we've we have progressed,
Speaker 4: like we it's in weird ways, Like I've talked before
Speaker 4: about like there's this thing called the Flint effect where
Speaker 4: they have to like zero out the IQ tests every
Speaker 4: decade because people just keep getting smarter, and so like
Speaker 4: a IQ test from the nineteen thirties, if you took
Speaker 4: it today and like let's say your IQ by today's
Speaker 4: standards was one hundred, you would get like a one
Speaker 4: thirty on that because they've had to like make it
Speaker 4: harder and harder because people. And I think it like
Speaker 4: has to do with media and just the fact that
Speaker 4: we're like consuming more and more complex media people.
Speaker 3: Are allowed to read.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's all all those things.
Speaker 1: But things get like launched on a stage. I feel
Speaker 1: like in a way that they didn't before. There were
Speaker 1: just like pockets of the world you didn't see back then.
Speaker 1: But now everyone can say.
Speaker 4: Freedom thing is out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, and get
Speaker 4: goes viral. But shout out, Sylvia Brown, shout out how
Speaker 4: far we've come now. We don't have scammers doing obvious
Speaker 4: ship to scam us. They've targeted the elderly. What is
Speaker 4: a what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Cereal?
Speaker 1: As you could tell, I'm I have cereals on the brain.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited by cereal. You guys, like, right now,
Speaker 1: let me tell you about the one I'm most excited about.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: There is a new cereal. Kellogg's is doing a promotion one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they be dropping new cereals every day
Speaker 1: every week.
Speaker 4: This is huge. This is big. This is big because like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we hadn't had a new candy that really like made
Speaker 4: a huge indent. And then everybody's like, oh god, nerds,
Speaker 4: gummy clusters are actually the best thing, and they were
Speaker 4: not wrong. Nerds, gummy clusters are fucking they.
Speaker 2: Actually are the best new candy. Gunmy clusters. They really
Speaker 2: went hard on that one.
Speaker 4: But I haven't paid attention to the newest innovations in
Speaker 4: the cereal game.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this one I'm super excited about. I'm almost
Speaker 1: like sad to open the gates on this serial. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to gate keep there is a collab.
Speaker 4: Before anybody else did. We'll acknowledge that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a collab with Kelloggs and Stranger Things and
Speaker 1: they're no collab collab. Yeah, I said, collab collab collab, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. They released a cereal
Speaker 1: called google It dema Gorgon crunch.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 3: Is it like does it taste like way older than
Speaker 3: it should be?
Speaker 2: You have to eat it upside down?
Speaker 3: No, God, so many things we didn't need.
Speaker 1: Well, I know you're about it a strange Sorry, No,
Speaker 1: I love it. I well, this is how they distracted,
Speaker 1: This is how capitalism gets us. They're like, no healthcare,
Speaker 1: but death is crunch. It is so goofy. If you
Speaker 1: google the box, it literally has the Dema Gorgon creature
Speaker 1: posing on it as if he's a Cereal mascot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like smiling, it's he's smiling smiling funny. Yes, I
Speaker 4: kind of do need.
Speaker 2: This is, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: So is it honeycombs and lucky charms?
Speaker 2: Is that basically the most I think they're ego. They ego.
Speaker 2: They used to make little eggo.
Speaker 1: Cereals like little They're like waffully syrupy tasting, and they
Speaker 1: have stranger thing marshmallows inside.
Speaker 3: I think it does remind me of like simpler time
Speaker 3: for my childhood when that cereal was like there was
Speaker 3: like weenies cross like with the Olympians, you know, like
Speaker 3: it was a bigger deal to have these Cereal boxes
Speaker 3: to be something special.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the design is definitely doing that. Like the
Speaker 4: design the robot looks old like, it looks like Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they're leaning into that sort of retro thing that
Speaker 1: Stranger Things does.
Speaker 2: They're having fun.
Speaker 3: Crunches for kids.
Speaker 1: It's also funny to me that this beast that is
Speaker 1: killed I haven't followed all those Stranger Things, but killed
Speaker 1: people like murder children.
Speaker 3: I do want some some demag.
Speaker 2: Drinks.
Speaker 1: The blot of children is now being like, come on,
Speaker 1: de Gorgon, give us malls.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have like the clown from it. It cross
Speaker 3: over with Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2: It's it's deeply absurd, and I'm here for it.
Speaker 4: Is it good? You've had it?
Speaker 2: I haven't had it yet. I just bought it yesterday
Speaker 2: and I had to go hunting for it. I'm sick.
Speaker 3: I hunt for likes or something.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 1: I follow a couple of the Cereal blogs. There's one
Speaker 1: called Cereal Lessly. There's a couple are well done, very
Speaker 1: well done? What is your favorite classic Cereal?
Speaker 4: Favorite?
Speaker 2: Classic?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: If you? I hope, are you going to count this
Speaker 2: as okay? Classic?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Class anything that's no classic Crunch before.
Speaker 1: That cinnamon toast crunch. They really figured it out with
Speaker 1: that one. But there's a couple.
Speaker 2: I love Cereal it, but you know it's.
Speaker 4: I thought that that was like the best, the most
Speaker 4: sugar that I could pack it into a spoonful of cereal.
Speaker 4: And then I had Raisin Brand crunch, and Raisin Crunch
Speaker 4: is so sweet and like just right exactly like it
Speaker 4: is it, you know, the best sweet and Cereals like
Speaker 4: sort of border somewhere between like food and dessert, and
Speaker 4: like this one, just like blew through that wall.
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 4: Delicious.
Speaker 2: It becomes once you put milk on it, it becomes
Speaker 2: a cake and it's so good.
Speaker 3: Cut it open, it falls open, like the whole time,
Speaker 3: the whole time. We don't have cereal culture anymore. We
Speaker 3: don't have like Saturday Morning cartoons. We can't mail things
Speaker 3: in from the cereal box. We don't do the puzzles
Speaker 3: on the back. I used to read the cereal boxes.
Speaker 2: It's the best thing to read.
Speaker 3: I'm such a boomer.
Speaker 4: Still boxes, and the content has gotten worse. Waring to
Speaker 4: give them bad ideas or anything, just.
Speaker 3: Like like the trivia and stuff, you know, it's got
Speaker 3: to be a crossword.
Speaker 2: A crossword.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be find all the blanks, like find all
Speaker 1: the apples or whatever.
Speaker 2: You gotta have some hidden images. That should be a law.
Speaker 4: That should absolutely like there, yeah, we should be governing
Speaker 4: the content on the back of serials. Amaze.
Speaker 3: We need amaze, Like, come on, fuck the adequacy of
Speaker 3: our meats? What's going on in the cereal boxes?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 1: I will let go of healthcare if the back of
Speaker 1: cereal boxes are great, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Were you referencing Elon Musk when you're talking about adequacy
Speaker 4: of the meat? The bionic.
Speaker 3: Let me see what that demo gorgon.
Speaker 4: Let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll do
Speaker 4: overrated and get into the news, and we're back and mono.
Speaker 4: We do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 4: you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: I you're gonna gag. I mean, there's so many things.
Speaker 1: I literally the thing I wrote before coming in with toats.
Speaker 1: But don't worry.
Speaker 2: There's so it blew my mind when you brought up totes.
Speaker 2: But don't worry. There's other things I think are overrated.
Speaker 1: You know what I think is kind of overrated? Uh
Speaker 1: uh oh no, I think you're gonna go with me
Speaker 1: on this. I think I think you're gonna go with
Speaker 1: me on this?
Speaker 2: How are you going? A you're gonna go with me?
Speaker 4: I'm going with you wherever you go.
Speaker 2: This isn't this isn't gonna be good. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sound like such a tired gay man.
Speaker 4: But sports sports, Okay, that's so.
Speaker 3: Crazy because I sound like a lesbian because I've been
Speaker 3: getting like really into them lately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I can someone helped me, help me get there,
Speaker 1: because I just the games are too long.
Speaker 3: Of course, everything is reality TV. If from everything is
Speaker 3: reality TV, and you understand, like there's like real life
Speaker 3: drama behind the ship that's happening.
Speaker 2: Okay now I'm literally and almost immediately.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also some sports are very gay. W NBA, there
Speaker 3: was like recently someone dunked on their wife or something.
Speaker 3: It was crazy, like right, it's nuts. And then the men,
Speaker 3: even if they're straight, the rivalries are gay, do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like talking, so this is why
Speaker 3: I watch I don't know why, but like basketball documentaries
Speaker 3: like really inspire me. And I think it's because they're
Speaker 3: so fucking petty. I'm like yeah, spite will drive me.
Speaker 1: Giselle was married to Tom Brady, tom Brady and and
Speaker 1: she left him housewives and didn't she like leave him
Speaker 1: for her like martial Art March instructor.
Speaker 2: That's okay, that kind of stuff fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And maybe that.
Speaker 1: Also happens when their players are getting traded and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Maybe that's also there is like.
Speaker 3: There is a lot of drama like that. One one
Speaker 3: example is like I don't know if you saw on
Speaker 3: the meme of like Tyrese Haliburton doing like the choke thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: so he like he made a basket in a very
Speaker 3: critical game.
Speaker 4: He's on an impossible heater, like the type of heater
Speaker 4: that is like, what something supernatural is going on here?
Speaker 4: This guy is playing completely out of his mind and
Speaker 4: like keeps hitting game winning shots immediately even though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he kept making amazing shots and he like
Speaker 3: wins this game in like in this most incredible way,
Speaker 3: like buzzer beater makes the basket and he does this
Speaker 3: choke symbol and the drama behind it, which was so
Speaker 3: like amazing in that moment. Is he did that because
Speaker 3: like thirty years ago, Reggie Miller did the same fucking shit,
Speaker 3: Spike Lee, right, yeah, to the team, same team at
Speaker 3: this at thirty years difference. And then Reggie Miller was
Speaker 3: in the in the the room like commentating on that game,
Speaker 3: so like it was like a throwback to like basketball.
Speaker 4: History, you know, almost incredibly embarrassing because he thought he
Speaker 4: had won it with that shot, but his foot was
Speaker 4: on the line, so they actually had to go to overtime,
Speaker 4: so it was almost like a huge embarrassment, but then
Speaker 4: they ended up winning. There is also a seven foot
Speaker 4: six player in the NBA this year that is like
Speaker 4: just it's worth seven foot six who plays like a
Speaker 4: point guard and it's just worth watching for like it's
Speaker 4: almost like looking at an optical illusions.
Speaker 2: Three children, we're's not three.
Speaker 4: We looked down the back and yeah there's no children.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You should watch the Jordan documentary The Last Dance, because
Speaker 3: he is a petty bitch and it is amazing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've heard this is amazing. I've heard this is
Speaker 2: I'll watch it with you.
Speaker 3: I love it's my favorite.
Speaker 2: I've heard it's spellbinding.
Speaker 4: I have you just pick your spots and only watch highlights.
Speaker 4: And I think the tough things things that have been
Speaker 4: pre digestive for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the tough thing with sports is there
Speaker 3: is a lot of like men taking it too seriously,
Speaker 3: whereas like for us, it's like camp, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, like when we watch reality TV and stuff.
Speaker 3: But for like men, they're like, this is my livelihood
Speaker 3: in my career and these are heroes and villains and
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, and you're and for me, I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, spicy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Watching games is like trying to follow politics by watching
Speaker 4: c SPAN. Like if you're like really into it, then yeah.
Speaker 3: Like players all the history, even like.
Speaker 4: The sports, like hardcore sports fans like usually need to
Speaker 4: have like money on it to find the games themselves
Speaker 4: interesting to like watch.
Speaker 3: There were there were two players recently who were like
Speaker 3: accused of like gambling. Yeah, there's all sorts of gambling.
Speaker 4: Ship now there's both in basketball and baseball, and like
Speaker 4: it's fun day and like again, like this is predigestive,
Speaker 4: so like it's you wouldn't pick this up while you're watching,
Speaker 4: but you go back and watch them play in the
Speaker 4: game when they're trying to lose and they're.
Speaker 1: Like fucking up on personal I also went to a
Speaker 1: college where I saw firsthand the the way athletes got
Speaker 1: pushed through academic programs. I went to Chapel Hill, which
Speaker 1: like famously got in huge trouble for pushing jocks through.
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, so I've seen it firsthand.
Speaker 1: I literally was in a class during a final, a
Speaker 1: geology final, where a teacher was just giving Tyler Hansbro
Speaker 1: answers and just to get him through.
Speaker 2: Remember Tyler Hansbro Old School.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he uh known as Psycho t. That was his
Speaker 4: like the nickname.
Speaker 3: He looks like he gave himself that nickname from.
Speaker 4: He's like a Nighties movie villain come to life.
Speaker 3: I think a feeder thing into sports is wrestling because
Speaker 3: it is camp, but it also has like championships and athleticism,
Speaker 3: so that's kind of like a feeder into like the
Speaker 3: more serious sports or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just blows my mind.
Speaker 1: I know I'm wrong, but when I'm watching it on TV,
Speaker 1: it feels like we're watching an ant farm, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Like you don't when you don't
Speaker 2: know what's happening, You're just like, yeah, they're dots, they're
Speaker 2: carrying it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a lot of shorthand, and you have
Speaker 3: to like know like everybody, and then and then the
Speaker 3: camera guys will also be petty and they'll cut to
Speaker 3: like key players on the team that's losing, but you
Speaker 3: have to like know, and you're like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 3: who're like pissed at their teammates because they're benched or whatever?
Speaker 2: And I should don't. I mean, gay has have their
Speaker 2: own sports.
Speaker 1: Obviously, drag race has become the gay sport, and it's
Speaker 1: just as stupid and fickle and idiosyncratic, and like, knowing
Speaker 1: the history helps you watch it on different levels, so
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: And there's talent that's like undeniable, you know, in both things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, right, we got it. We got to get
Speaker 4: to the news because this is one of the bigger
Speaker 4: news stories that we've had in a little while. The
Speaker 4: New York Times just published some newly released emails, so
Speaker 4: the the lockdown is over. One of the you know,
Speaker 4: narratives about why the lockdown was happening was that they
Speaker 4: were trying to keep Congress from meeting because then we're
Speaker 4: gonna possibly get the Epstein files and Donald Trump didn't
Speaker 4: want that for some reason, and we're not we're not
Speaker 4: sure what that could be. Yeah, it's so. It was
Speaker 4: so wild the way he went from release the file,
Speaker 4: We're gonna like you know, release everything and like get
Speaker 4: people the information they want, and then like the next
Speaker 4: day was like, why are you guys still talking about this?
Speaker 4: You're being weird? He cares that guy's dead. Okay, like
Speaker 4: he's dead. What do you guys do been talking about?
Speaker 4: Was so just like cartoonishly guilty.
Speaker 3: And the Republicans operate on like every level of like
Speaker 3: long terms.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and then there were a hoax and then
Speaker 1: that was like the it was like every tactic, which
Speaker 1: of course is the biggest tell of a liar when
Speaker 1: it's like, wait, you can't have three different excuses you
Speaker 1: like have you have to have one.
Speaker 4: Story, Hey, we're going to release them. Two we're not
Speaker 4: going to release them and you shouldn't care about it,
Speaker 4: and three it's a massive hoax.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? So in this case, believe it feels feels like
Speaker 4: it might. Uh So. They released three emails from a
Speaker 4: trove of twenty three thousand documents and they recently received
Speaker 4: these from the Epstein estate in response to a subpoena,
Speaker 4: and one email. One email from Epstein in twenty eleven,
Speaker 4: referred to Trump as that dog that hasn't barked because
Speaker 4: a redacted victim spent hours at my house with him
Speaker 4: and he's never once been mentioned by police chief, et cetera,
Speaker 4: et cetera. So fore I just want to I want
Speaker 4: you to realize. So this this is what the email says.
Speaker 4: I want you to realize that dog that hasn't barked
Speaker 4: is Trump. So it's like he was using code language
Speaker 4: before in the emails to be like and don't let's
Speaker 4: not even mention that dog that doesn't bark. So in
Speaker 4: this email, he's writing to Gilane Jeffrey Ebstein saying, I
Speaker 4: want you to realize that dog that hasn't barked is Trump.
Speaker 4: Victim redection spent hours at my house with him. He
Speaker 4: has never once been mentioned police chief, et cetera. And
Speaker 4: then I don't know, he says, I'm seventy five percent
Speaker 4: there because I think he was edging.
Speaker 3: But that's like the Trump admin at that's like the
Speaker 3: Trump admin with everything they have to be like blatantly
Speaker 3: obviously stupid, like putting. That's like the signal chat of
Speaker 3: the email.
Speaker 4: Friend Rice christ So. And by the way, this is
Speaker 4: in twenty eleven, so just to like read the subtext,
Speaker 4: and Stein was like, man, I can't believe they're not
Speaker 4: all over Trump. He was all, you know, it's just
Speaker 4: kind of a crazy one to come back from. Like
Speaker 4: He's like, I can't believe they're not all over him.
Speaker 4: He was like with me and like did all sorts
Speaker 4: of bad shit. This is like the ringleader saying this,
Speaker 4: like what would the theory of the case of a
Speaker 4: Trump defender be at this point that he sent this
Speaker 4: email in twenty eleven, at this point talking about like,
Speaker 4: he's being like, huh, interesting, they haven't mentioned Trump yet.
Speaker 4: He did all these crimes, and this is before he
Speaker 4: was a powerful political figure, so he like doesn't have
Speaker 4: anything to gain from it. He's not saying, like, man, crazy,
Speaker 4: he's not being mentioned. He's the future president of the
Speaker 4: United States. He's saying, man, this guy who hosts a
Speaker 4: reality show and did a lot of crimes with me
Speaker 4: isn't being mentioned. That will probably happen eventually.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't understand why like pedaphphile lawyers in their
Speaker 3: like forties and fifties are sending emails like high school
Speaker 3: meet who thinks that nothing will ever be traced back
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 4: You know, it's a simpler time.
Speaker 3: What Like, you're a grown fucking man and you should
Speaker 3: know how technology is. But you're like painting the dots
Speaker 3: for like connecting them for no reason. It's insane.
Speaker 2: And people don't care.
Speaker 1: And that's what's really awful about the year twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: People have pretty much said, well, what are you going
Speaker 1: to do? And like some one famous really bad lady
Speaker 1: Azalea Banks, who continues to be awful, publicly said like,
Speaker 1: in some people's defense, it didn't used to be creepy
Speaker 1: to be into fourteen year old girls, like yeah, which
Speaker 1: is great take from her, unfathomable to say.
Speaker 3: Out loud, Okay, Azalea Dershowitz like.
Speaker 2: Awful.
Speaker 4: Then there's a twenty fifteen email from Trump biographer Michael
Speaker 4: Wolf to Epstein wherein I'm assuming this had to be
Speaker 4: like translated from parcel tongue because he's just like so
Speaker 4: fucking like like just he's just like, yes, yes, him.
Speaker 4: I think you should let him hang himself. If he
Speaker 4: says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house,
Speaker 4: then that gives you a valuable pr and political currency.
Speaker 4: You can hang him in a way that potentially generates
Speaker 4: a positive benefit for you, or if it really looks
Speaker 4: like he could win this before he won the presidency,
Speaker 4: you could save him generating a debt. Of course, it
Speaker 4: is possible that when asked, he'll say, Jeffrey is a
Speaker 4: great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is
Speaker 4: a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed
Speaker 4: in a Trump regime. So just straight up, little finger, Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh my god, just Varius being like all right, but again,
Speaker 4: this entire email is starting from the premise that Donald
Speaker 4: Trump is guilty of the crimes that Epstein is associated with. Yes,
Speaker 4: they're just like that is a given. They're not like,
Speaker 4: so do we how do we say this?
Speaker 1: You know, I know, with a single brain cell knows this.
Speaker 1: But what's interesting is people are just so deeply in
Speaker 1: his call. It's like what people will just be like, conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy,
Speaker 1: no matter what amount of evidence is shown.
Speaker 3: It's like so stomach churning for those children, like those victims, like, yes,
Speaker 3: I can't imagine having the like the most annoying fucking
Speaker 3: president in the world. You were on an island, just
Speaker 3: even if nothing happened. But he was talking like I
Speaker 3: can't imagine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shocking.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do think that this one like cuts in
Speaker 4: a different direct, Like I as much as they've been
Speaker 4: able to dismiss everything up to this point, Like I
Speaker 4: think there's a reason that like he is so dismissive
Speaker 4: and like, like it does seem to strike at like
Speaker 4: a core part of like who he is. Whereas like
Speaker 4: in the past, the things that people have been pointing
Speaker 4: out and like he's been getting caught on is like
Speaker 4: being a corrupt businessman, and the people who support him
Speaker 4: are like, yeah, that's like what, like we want him
Speaker 4: to just like get shit done no matter what. This
Speaker 4: one though, like he got elected by people who like
Speaker 4: concocted a weird death cult around him where he was
Speaker 4: there to stop child predators, and like if even like
Speaker 4: a small portion of them like let in all of
Speaker 4: the evidence that's starting to pile up about this, I
Speaker 4: do think it affects him a little bit differently than
Speaker 4: some of the past stuff.
Speaker 3: Like it's still like a lot of his base is
Speaker 3: like anti Semitic, and so it was easy for them
Speaker 3: to be like mad at Epstein, even if they would
Speaker 3: be hypocritical with anyone else, know, what's about a file.
Speaker 3: But now his association with someone that they're like Epstein
Speaker 3: bad because of a combination of things. That's like I
Speaker 3: think that's the part, Like if he was a pedophile
Speaker 3: not on the island, they don't I don't think they
Speaker 3: would care as much, which he has been, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Like, I think it's the association of
Speaker 3: that and and how that's been in the zeitgeist for
Speaker 3: so long. You know, it's I feel like it's like
Speaker 3: that's in stone now.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna be wild to see if this has
Speaker 1: an effect, and especially it's it's scary to see like
Speaker 1: how how vocally anti pedo like they they hold the
Speaker 1: whole faction of Magar or whatever you want to call
Speaker 1: it was. They were very anti that Antiba and that
Speaker 1: has gone quiet, Yeah, has gone like quiet.
Speaker 3: This is like like when people are seeing more of
Speaker 3: the destruction of Gaza and then like some of the
Speaker 3: Zionists got quiet and just like pretended like it wasn't happening. Right,
Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then finally we have a twenty nineteen email,
Speaker 4: so less than seven months before Epstein's death, like one
Speaker 4: of Donald Trump was like we kicked him out of
Speaker 4: mar A Lago. I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 4: In Epstein specifically says, you know, victim mar A Lago,
Speaker 4: Trump said, he asked me to resign. I was never
Speaker 4: a member there. Of course, he knew about the girls
Speaker 4: as he asked Gilane to stop, so he knew what
Speaker 4: was happening. That's coming from Epstein himself.
Speaker 3: They're just gonna say he was like a whistleblower and
Speaker 3: he was trying to stop it. Like they're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: like if he did he killed him, which he didn't.
Speaker 3: It was a good thing, you know, like what they
Speaker 3: do with every like contradiction in their minds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we talked a little bit on yesterday Yesterday's
Speaker 4: trending about how the Republicans are trying to spin this,
Speaker 4: but it just the details seemed pretty pretty damning. And
Speaker 4: yet you go to Fox News and the lead story
Speaker 4: is Red State Universe, the staff caught on hitting camera
Speaker 4: spilling planned to High Dei, and the New York Post
Speaker 4: is focusing on Jack Schlosberg, the JFK's grandson, trying to
Speaker 4: imitate his uncle JFK Junor's enthusiasm for bicycling. So it's
Speaker 4: you know, I mean equally big stories, equally big story.
Speaker 1: What are the senators who are blocking the vote on
Speaker 1: the release of Epstein files? Like, what are they saying
Speaker 1: when after someone asked.
Speaker 2: Why did you vote?
Speaker 6: Know?
Speaker 4: What are they saying?
Speaker 2: What are they saying? Why do you not want that released?
Speaker 2: Forty eight fifty two senators?
Speaker 3: What hell?
Speaker 2: Give me anything?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: That's why I love those videos where people like accost
Speaker 3: them in public and are like, answer my question, and
Speaker 3: they're like, then the Mitch McConnell falls down or whatever,
Speaker 3: you know, Like I think that should happen at every fucking,
Speaker 3: every fucking second of their lives, because like they don't.
Speaker 3: It's our system is so corrupt.
Speaker 4: Our system is so deeply corrupt, deeply we have breaking news.
Speaker 4: Fox News has started reporting on this. They announced that
Speaker 4: White House slams Dems bad faith Epstein doc release as
Speaker 4: demand for files intense fies. So she is just in
Speaker 4: the context of what the White House is saying, which
Speaker 4: is bad bad faith. It's bad faith, Like why why
Speaker 4: are you doing things in bad faith?
Speaker 3: I can't believe people aren't pedophiles, like we have always.
Speaker 4: Said, Yeah, like I tell you, just just let me
Speaker 4: tell you that I'm not a pedophile and then ignore
Speaker 4: these mountains of evidence. Let's take a quick break and
Speaker 4: then we have to get to this reveal of an
Speaker 4: AI humanoid robot.
Speaker 3: It's going to be me.
Speaker 4: And we're back, and you know we talked to answer.
Speaker 4: Is trending about how the number one country song according
Speaker 4: to Bill I think on digital streams is this like
Speaker 4: fully AI country song that for some reason is not
Speaker 4: in any like the Apple top hundred streaming in America.
Speaker 4: But for some let's just is that why they.
Speaker 3: Wanted to have a separate category for Beyonce, And the
Speaker 3: other category is gonna be AI.
Speaker 2: His best good old robot boy.
Speaker 3: Like yes, what is raised on a farm American red
Speaker 3: blooded robot boy.
Speaker 4: But this is like kind of the New Arms Race
Speaker 4: where everybody, all the different countries are trying to like out,
Speaker 4: you know, piss one another in terms of like the
Speaker 4: best revealing the best robots. Yeah, Elon revealed his a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago. We made fun of it just
Speaker 4: because it just looked like a very old man who's
Speaker 4: very unsteady on his feet trying to do kung fu
Speaker 4: and like doing it like very slowly and like carefully
Speaker 4: and looking like they were about to fall over. Chinese
Speaker 4: company Expang just unveiled their humanoid robot and it's walking
Speaker 4: around looking pretty smooth. They had to cut open the
Speaker 4: outer fabric to show people that it wasn't a person inside,
Speaker 4: which we we can play a little bit of that hue.
Speaker 3: People had to do that to me when I was repressed.
Speaker 2: People thought you were too.
Speaker 3: They're like, this girl, she's got everything together, she's sewed together.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Wow. So they start the video with the probably doesn't
Speaker 4: need to be that loud since it's just really loud
Speaker 4: room tone.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: They started. You see that. It's like a bunch of
Speaker 4: wires and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I like they gave her a rack, okay and
Speaker 1: like a cameltoe a little bit, yeah, cameltoe and.
Speaker 4: Like so it starts to move forward, starts to wow
Speaker 4: music star.
Speaker 3: It's oh my god about her move They're gonna be
Speaker 3: so smooth.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh she got the hip swings as a lot of
Speaker 3: ass for a robot. This is my a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2: This know exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 4: The movement is smooth. But the thing that's driving me
Speaker 4: to need the reveal of like, are you sure, there's
Speaker 4: not a real person in there is Why did they
Speaker 4: need it? Need to give it all that ass?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the movement, the movement is very like sexual.
Speaker 3: Have you seen there's like a clip online of like
Speaker 3: Batman Arkham Asylum or like some video game where they
Speaker 3: switch the dynamics of movement between Batman and Catwoman, so
Speaker 3: like he ends up moving.
Speaker 4: Super seal sexy.
Speaker 3: Yes, just like yeah, but that's what it looks like
Speaker 3: that robot is doing.
Speaker 4: They just like they did not need this incredible levels
Speaker 4: of ass. But I feel like, but that's what they gave.
Speaker 3: They doing to combat us, Like killing the robots like.
Speaker 1: That we knock over you know, it'll encourage a lot
Speaker 1: of lonely CEOs to be like, well we have to
Speaker 1: buy this. I don't we have to our company needs
Speaker 1: these sexy, beautiful sexy robots.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: Three No, I did, didn't get fired you with this sexy,
Speaker 1: beautiful titty robot.
Speaker 3: You can't slap a lady robot on the st anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Times are changing.
Speaker 2: That is true. They can harass the hell out of
Speaker 2: these cyborgs until they fight back.
Speaker 4: She she looks like they were like and make sure,
Speaker 4: she looks like she can balance a book on her
Speaker 4: head and ye make me horny at the same time.
Speaker 3: Jesus impossible. The UTI standards for me a human woman, Really.
Speaker 1: If your head could have sort of that clear purple
Speaker 1: plastic on it, you'd be a lot prettier.
Speaker 4: You could just see if you could see into the
Speaker 4: glowing mainframe that's inside like behind.
Speaker 3: Your eyes, to get like beautiful mesh with wires in
Speaker 3: my back. For years, I'm saving up, honestly for the
Speaker 3: surgery beautiful back BBM, the BBM beautiful back mess, all right.
Speaker 4: And then so Russia was like, oh, yeah, well guess what,
Speaker 4: we're also a world power. Love that, and so they
Speaker 4: released there. They're very competitive, they're they're very competitive boys
Speaker 4: in Russia, and so they wanted to kind of let
Speaker 4: everybody know that they had what they had going on.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to share their similar robot reveal. I
Speaker 4: don't think so they don't do the part where they
Speaker 4: like have done zip the back to make sure that
Speaker 4: you know that it's a person. But I don't think
Speaker 4: you're gonna I don't think there's anything inside you. It's
Speaker 4: gonna be like, wait, are you sure, let's take a
Speaker 4: quick look here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Can you guys hear that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, playing the rocky theme music which Russia I think
Speaker 4: feels like insecure that they.
Speaker 1: Ever since I've been the what was his name? I've been,
Speaker 1: so here we go. Funny funny little steps.
Speaker 4: He's doing, funny little steps.
Speaker 2: Funny little steps.
Speaker 4: It is. It is like a baby looks like he's
Speaker 4: holding first but uh oh baby drunk like baby might
Speaker 4: have like something. It's back and then big time it
Speaker 4: just like fell apart.
Speaker 2: It looks like but why is that?
Speaker 3: Why is that sexier than the other robot?
Speaker 4: That makes me so horny?
Speaker 3: So horny.
Speaker 6: But they even fuck that hard off too. They even
Speaker 6: dragging right of the black curw you know behind that
Speaker 6: someone fucking died like someone. Yeah, there's no way they're
Speaker 6: happy about that.
Speaker 2: And did he follow them?
Speaker 4: He must have not fell on the test run, yeah right,
Speaker 4: like wow, I think sometimes you're against a deadline, just
Speaker 4: like we gotta go out there with this one. It's
Speaker 4: made it one out of every ten times.
Speaker 3: That's like the Metal the Metal Debut thing where they
Speaker 3: were like using AI to do a recipe or some shit,
Speaker 3: and then it just wasn't responding properly and the guy's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well back to you. Well Mark the uh it
Speaker 4: seems like the internet's down over here back to me,
Speaker 4: and I like laughed, Yeah, Apple.
Speaker 1: Intelligence was such a joke. Did y'all like ever have
Speaker 1: that on your phones? Like the Apple Intelligence AI assistant?
Speaker 2: I never tried joke. It was a joke. It was
Speaker 2: so unbelievably bad.
Speaker 1: But they just rolled it out because they knew it,
Speaker 1: like made the new one sound cool, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, gott to buy another one?
Speaker 4: You ask, Yeah, it is a really messy rollout for
Speaker 4: something like that. The song that we the country song
Speaker 4: that we talked about, Like I don't know all the
Speaker 4: details of like how they made that, but it is
Speaker 4: possible to like juice the number like that. That's what
Speaker 4: like the Drake lawsuits back and forth are about, is
Speaker 4: like people are like Drake was like the number one
Speaker 4: artist for a long time because he was doing a
Speaker 4: lot of the shit that he's accusing Kendrick of doing,
Speaker 4: where like juicing the numbers and like getting to the
Speaker 4: top of the charts and allegedly and that that makes
Speaker 4: sense to me. Like I feel like we're gonna see
Speaker 4: more and more of that, where like AI companies are
Speaker 4: just doing whatever they can to make it seem like
Speaker 4: they can do art with this shit, because it's just
Speaker 4: like the media just wants it. The media like wants
Speaker 4: to believe that it's like actually going to work, and
Speaker 4: they have like billions of dollars at stake, but like
Speaker 4: the fact that they still like do shit like this
Speaker 4: is so it's so funny to me that they like
Speaker 4: have so much at stake and they just like bring
Speaker 4: it out. It takes five steps, looks truly at shitfaced,
Speaker 4: and it falls over and like breaks apart, like it's
Speaker 4: like a you know, a one thousand piece lego set
Speaker 4: and then they have to like put a black curtain
Speaker 4: across and can't even do that correctly.
Speaker 1: It's just, yeah, we're in this late stage capitalism game
Speaker 1: where it's just all about inflating stock, making the stockholders happy,
Speaker 1: creating impossible high numbers for the stock market to go
Speaker 1: up forever.
Speaker 2: And they they don't care how it gets there. They
Speaker 2: just want the number to go up. And it's just
Speaker 2: not really it's.
Speaker 3: Like really disconnecting the working person from like money being
Speaker 3: real and like all of these tech things, the more
Speaker 3: you remove buttons from technology, the less people are going
Speaker 3: to be in invested in your stocks actually doing well
Speaker 3: or like an indicator of the economy. So I feel
Speaker 3: like it's gonna like backfire for them hard, for sure.
Speaker 3: So many people I know are in credit card debt
Speaker 3: and are just like it's not real. Like I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's fine. What they're gonna do kill me. I'm already dying,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: And they don't understand that they're making They want more money,
Speaker 2: they need more money, but they're pricing out all their customers.
Speaker 1: They're out like, yeah, they don't understan because they live
Speaker 1: in a world where they don't know what groceries are,
Speaker 1: so they don't understand that they can't You can't raise
Speaker 1: the prices every year forever because eventually the people like
Speaker 1: us do not have that money.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 1: You are efing yourself by just insisting that you need
Speaker 1: marking us to death.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're killing your customers, but they don't.
Speaker 3: They're not looking to anywhere beyond, like the beyond like
Speaker 3: the next like five years or whatever. It's like all
Speaker 3: they care about is getting their money and getting the.
Speaker 4: Fuck out Yeah the next quarter. Yeah, yeah, it's good system.
Speaker 4: It's a good system.
Speaker 2: It's cool.
Speaker 4: I like it good, I like it. Glad we I'm glad.
Speaker 4: We ended things on a note such a pleasure having
Speaker 4: you where people find you. Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh at Mono Agapion on Instagram. Follow my.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, do that sounds great? Is there a work
Speaker 4: of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: A work of media?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: It was okay, so like, okay, to be a tweet,
Speaker 2: it can be.
Speaker 4: A something on Instagram, can be a film.
Speaker 2: So serendipitously connected. I am loving All's Fair, but.
Speaker 3: Yes, I started watching it and then I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I can handle seeing Sarah Poulson
Speaker 3: do this to herself.
Speaker 2: It's the new and just like that, now that and
Speaker 2: just like that left us. It's the new one.
Speaker 1: But I do need to tell you about this tweet
Speaker 1: I saw that was fantastic and it's so on the
Speaker 1: money with what we're talking about. It said, America is
Speaker 1: like a streaming service that keeps raising the subscription price
Speaker 1: and taking away features every year.
Speaker 2: Yes, and holy hell, that's what it is right now.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's the most expensive country to live
Speaker 2: in and we don't have anything to show for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, slowly taking or just shitting up everything.
Speaker 2: So it's okay, we're gonna rise up and take it back.
Speaker 4: That's right. Wooo amazing paul of you. Where can people
Speaker 4: find you as their working media You've been enjoying.
Speaker 3: I'm at Paula began all n p A L A
Speaker 3: B I g U N Alien everywhere except Blue Sky
Speaker 3: Wear I at Pulo b I have Facial Recognition Comedy
Speaker 3: at the Comedy Store on November twenty first at ten
Speaker 3: pm in the Belly Room. You should get your ticket
Speaker 3: and support brown people because you should, and everything is
Speaker 3: an indication of your politics. And I also am starting
Speaker 3: a new show with my friends Madison Shepherd and Brandy Posey.
Speaker 3: It's called Second Screens. It's going to be at the
Speaker 3: Allegianed Skunk Room on December first. And the whole idea
Speaker 3: is that we want all the ADHD heads to come
Speaker 3: out and you can scroll on your phones. You could
Speaker 3: bring a Nintendo, you could bring a projector and we're
Speaker 3: not gonna yell at you or put it in a bag.
Speaker 3: You could roll out one of those substitute teacher TVs.
Speaker 3: We don't give a shit. Just go I'm through me
Speaker 3: on your second screen, the anti anti Comedy Store in
Speaker 3: the back, the two genders of comedy.
Speaker 2: Hilarious.
Speaker 4: Maybe people can watch All's Fair. Yeah, you guys are
Speaker 4: doing show, And will you guys be on your phones?
Speaker 3: We are, We're gonna have some things going on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're probably gonna be on our phones a lot. I
Speaker 3: don't know if we'll remember to host. Honestly, will probably
Speaker 3: just be like, shit, we got to get back on stage.
Speaker 3: And then the works of media are too equally important
Speaker 3: in compelling works of media. I just watched a binge
Speaker 3: watched All Her Fault on Peacock starring Sarah Suck aka
Speaker 3: my SMIs Yeah, and it is fucking crazy, like because
Speaker 3: she's my snookie, she like, I am obsessed with anything
Speaker 3: she does and her I just love her so much.
Speaker 3: But also like every like it's the weirdest thriller in
Speaker 3: that you find out like the weirdest ship. Like it
Speaker 3: just gets crazy and crazier every episode. But it's one
Speaker 3: of those things where it's like there is some action,
Speaker 3: but it's mostly people talking and you're just.
Speaker 4: Like, what the mono?
Speaker 3: You would love this, I know, crazy crazy family history
Speaker 3: stuff and yeah and yes, and then so that is
Speaker 3: an amazing work of art. And then also I've been
Speaker 3: in my head has been stuck that TikTok song my
Speaker 3: Name is Mom, Donnie M A M D A and
Speaker 3: like with the with the Bananas music plank this yet,
Speaker 3: oh my god, so many people are like doing the
Speaker 3: remix and dancing to it and they're like, name is
Speaker 3: Mom Donnie? Hey, it's the recording friend. Yeah, so both
Speaker 3: both I've watched, I've binge watched both of those things.
Speaker 4: Vine has done some great videos of him of like Cuomo,
Speaker 4: his impression of Cuomo trying to say his name versus
Speaker 4: like being able to say, Oh, it's so it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Like Zorro Rob Zombie, Like they are so fucking off
Speaker 1: and I love that. Another tweet pointed out there like
Speaker 1: oh you learned just find how to say Denarious Targarian.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you don't want to learn a brown name,
Speaker 2: go find yourself.
Speaker 3: Also, you see the pictures of Cuomo from his fucking
Speaker 3: like party, He's like literally there's like really gross black
Speaker 3: and white photographs of him, like sexually harassing women, like
Speaker 3: being too close to their pressure off. It's like, you'll
Speaker 3: never change me American. I'm gonna be Italian no matter what.
Speaker 4: I speak with my hands, insane with my hands, I
Speaker 4: was gonna say and greet with my tongue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks I liked people continuing on the
Speaker 4: I think Elon musk an attempt to prove that Joyce
Speaker 4: Carol Oates is wrong mentioned the Iliad and at rat
Speaker 4: limits said Elon only knows what the iliad is because
Speaker 4: at some point he googled epic poems. Rain won't miss tweeted,
Speaker 4: Dear Apple, At no point while I ever text someone heal, yeah,
Speaker 4: I know the fuck? How How have they not gotten
Speaker 4: the message that that's not what we're saying? And then
Speaker 4: smiling ghosts on Twitter tweeted if the Burger King took
Speaker 4: a bite of what is being served at his restaurant,
Speaker 4: he would be even more disgusted than we are. But
Speaker 4: his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him. Amazing, amazing.
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Speaker 4: to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it,
Speaker 4: and there at the bottom you will find the footnotes,
Speaker 4: which where we link off to the information that we
Speaker 4: talked about in today's episode. We'll also link off to
Speaker 4: Mono's show and Paulav's show. We also link off to
Speaker 4: a song that we think you might enjoy. With Miles Out,
Speaker 4: we like to ask super producer Justin Connor. Justin, is
Speaker 4: there a song that you think the people might enjoy? Yeah,
Speaker 4: this song is called lou Furia.
Speaker 5: It's an interesting blend of alt rock instrumentals that have
Speaker 5: been flipped into like a slow jam by a hip
Speaker 5: hop artist named Semino. This is featuring a band called
Speaker 5: Cruiser that Miles and I have both recommended songs for
Speaker 5: in the past. And I really can't put my finger
Speaker 5: on why I like this song so much, but it
Speaker 5: became an earworm for me pretty quickly. So that song
Speaker 5: again is Luforia by Smino featuring Cruza, and you can
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Speaker 4: Footnotes footnotes lou four yah all right, I like that
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Speaker 4: us on this Thursday. We're actually off tomorrow for like
Speaker 4: a training thing that we have to do for our
Speaker 4: parent company.
Speaker 3: Just tell them about the robots, the.
Speaker 1: Hiet we got to get in the robots soon pretend
Speaker 1: to be a robot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fight a robot at the Robot Dojo.
Speaker 2: And Paul's getting her BBM.
Speaker 4: Well, we will have a oops all overrated, underrated for
Speaker 4: you guys to listen to tomorrow, and then we'll be
Speaker 4: back on Monday with the regular trending episode. We'll also
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Speaker 4: Episode one is about well guy named Einstein. You ever
Speaker 4: heard about him? But it's a really fun episode, really
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