Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phones happened, Danielle,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing good things.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: So we'll see Shirley is always taking her dentures out
Speaker 3: and she leaves them all over the place. Drives her
Speaker 3: husband absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't drive you crazy?
Speaker 2: What? So?
Speaker 1: I am calling from the ice cream place because she
Speaker 1: left them there. So I'm letting them know. Surely left
Speaker 1: her dentists at the ice cream Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You know you can't sometimes see what happens at Daniel's fellow.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Shirley.
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 1: Hello? How are you would be nice?
Speaker 2: Look? If you're selling something, I don't want it.
Speaker 1: I'm not selling something.
Speaker 3: We're actually looking for her because I'm calling from the bottomnipes.
Speaker 3: She was in here earlier today and she left her dentures.
Speaker 3: She had access to put them aside.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Cheese? She leaves it dentists everywhere.
Speaker 2: I'm getting really tired of this. Okay, well, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll tell her she can come down and get them.
Speaker 3: She just kind of took them out and left them
Speaker 3: on the table and I put them in a napkin
Speaker 3: for her, and somebody threw the napkin out.
Speaker 2: And so what what do you mean, what do you
Speaker 2: know how much those things cost?
Speaker 1: I know, but she I'm sure she has a backup hair.
Speaker 1: Don't you have more than one pair of teeth?
Speaker 2: I don't. I have dentures and I and I keep
Speaker 2: them in my mouth until I go to bed. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with this one. It's just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Okay. But what I don't understand is why is she
Speaker 3: taking her teeth out and putting them on the table
Speaker 3: in the first place, Like, don't you have a case
Speaker 3: to carry around or something?
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, sister, I've been asking her that question, but
Speaker 2: he is I'm tired of it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm apologizing for throwing them. It's not I'm not
Speaker 3: going to go digging around the garbage for teeth, so
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, if the garbage truck hasn't come yet, I'll send
Speaker 2: her down and she can climb in the dumpster and
Speaker 2: look for a dane my gosh, all.
Speaker 1: Right, just let her know that we called and that
Speaker 1: we don't have them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will thank you very much. Why, yeah, hell,
Speaker 2: when did you go this morning? I went to the
Speaker 2: Senior Center, and then a couple of the girls say,
Speaker 2: after that, we went for ice cream?
Speaker 3: Why you ask him?
Speaker 2: Then? Yeah, where's your teeth? Weary? Your teeth? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I listened there. Oh my god, why do you know this?
Speaker 2: They grew them in the garbage. Now I'm getting sick
Speaker 2: of this bull. What is this with you and your teeth?
Speaker 2: Leave them in your mouth? Do you need to take
Speaker 2: your teeth out to eat ice cream? For price? Did
Speaker 2: not come on? Put a post a note on your perch.
Speaker 2: Don't forget my teeth?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 2: You know what? I hope they haven't dumped the dumpster yet.
Speaker 2: You're gonna send your ass down there, and you will
Speaker 2: climb into the dumpster and you can run around and
Speaker 2: look to the teeth. Because I'm not paying another eight
Speaker 2: hundred dollars for full teeth. You're gonna walk around with
Speaker 2: nothing in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you pay a little bit more the first time,
Speaker 1: it will hurt me so much.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of money. If we had, it wouldn't leg.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't leave home without that, which is you can't
Speaker 2: remember your damn peat, specially since we're going out to
Speaker 2: eat steak tonight. Those are my favorite ones that I
Speaker 2: eat steak with.
Speaker 1: And now I'm really, really scrooge.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could have the way to pre chew your
Speaker 2: food for you so you don't have to take your
Speaker 2: denshures at what is this?
Speaker 3: This is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,
Speaker 3: and Shirley's playing a joke on you.
Speaker 1: This is just a fun town. I tell you, God
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 2: This isn't funny. You know how many times should I
Speaker 2: have to go back and get their teeth? We drove
Speaker 2: forty miles one night.
Speaker 1: Right, I got my tea. I met Elvis Durant as
Speaker 1: phone Town.