WEBVTT - Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phones happened, Danielle,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing good things.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see Shirley is always taking her dentures out

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<v Speaker 3>and she leaves them all over the place. Drives her

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<v Speaker 3>husband absolutely crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't drive you crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>What? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I am calling from the ice cream place because she

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<v Speaker 1>left them there. So I'm letting them know. Surely left

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<v Speaker 1>her dentists at the ice cream Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you can't sometimes see what happens at Daniel's fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Shirley.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? How are you would be nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Look? If you're selling something, I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not selling something.

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<v Speaker 3>We're actually looking for her because I'm calling from the bottomnipes.

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<v Speaker 3>She was in here earlier today and she left her dentures.

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<v Speaker 3>She had access to put them aside.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? Cheese? She leaves it dentists everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting really tired of this. Okay, well, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell her she can come down and get them.

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<v Speaker 3>She just kind of took them out and left them

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<v Speaker 3>on the table and I put them in a napkin

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<v Speaker 3>for her, and somebody threw the napkin out.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what what do you mean, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>know how much those things cost?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but she I'm sure she has a backup hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have more than one pair of teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I have dentures and I and I keep

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<v Speaker 2>them in my mouth until I go to bed. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's wrong with this one. It's just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. But what I don't understand is why is she

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<v Speaker 3>taking her teeth out and putting them on the table

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<v Speaker 3>in the first place, Like, don't you have a case

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<v Speaker 3>to carry around or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, listen, sister, I've been asking her that question, but

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<v Speaker 2>he is I'm tired of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm apologizing for throwing them. It's not I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>going to go digging around the garbage for teeth, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if the garbage truck hasn't come yet, I'll send

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<v Speaker 2>her down and she can climb in the dumpster and

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<v Speaker 2>look for a dane my gosh, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, just let her know that we called and that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I will thank you very much. Why, yeah, hell,

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<v Speaker 2>when did you go this morning? I went to the

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<v Speaker 2>Senior Center, and then a couple of the girls say,

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<v Speaker 2>after that, we went for ice cream?

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<v Speaker 3>Why you ask him?

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<v Speaker 2>Then? Yeah, where's your teeth? Weary? Your teeth? Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>I listened there. Oh my god, why do you know this?

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<v Speaker 2>They grew them in the garbage. Now I'm getting sick

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<v Speaker 2>of this bull. What is this with you and your teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave them in your mouth? Do you need to take

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<v Speaker 2>your teeth out to eat ice cream? For price? Did

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<v Speaker 2>not come on? Put a post a note on your perch.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget my teeth?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? I hope they haven't dumped the dumpster yet.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna send your ass down there, and you will

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<v Speaker 2>climb into the dumpster and you can run around and

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<v Speaker 2>look to the teeth. Because I'm not paying another eight

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars for full teeth. You're gonna walk around with

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<v Speaker 2>nothing in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe if you pay a little bit more the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>it will hurt me so much.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of money. If we had, it wouldn't leg.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't leave home without that, which is you can't

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<v Speaker 2>remember your damn peat, specially since we're going out to

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<v Speaker 2>eat steak tonight. Those are my favorite ones that I

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<v Speaker 2>eat steak with.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm really, really scrooge.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you could have the way to pre chew your

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<v Speaker 2>food for you so you don't have to take your

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<v Speaker 2>denshures at what is this?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 3>and Shirley's playing a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a fun town. I tell you, God

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<v Speaker 1>got me.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't funny. You know how many times should I

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<v Speaker 2>have to go back and get their teeth? We drove

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<v Speaker 2>forty miles one night.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I got my tea. I met Elvis Durant as

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<v Speaker 1>phone Town.