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Speaker 1: the bio. You get it. Um, I just posted a

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Speaker 1: video last night or I guess a picture last night

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Speaker 1: it's private, and I'm like, yeah, you damn right in it. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think I covered this yesterday, but I posted a

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Speaker 1: picture yesterday of Andrew rubbing my feet last night. Um, Me,

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Speaker 1: Kirsten and Andrew were all hanging out, um late night

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Speaker 1: last night. Kursten is in town again staying with me,

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Speaker 1: uh to participate in this thing where I have cameras

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Speaker 1: following my life or whatever. I don't know what's going on. Um,

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Speaker 1: And apparently it got out that's something that I'm hinting

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Speaker 1: like as At first, I was like are they gonna

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Speaker 1: they're like, um, we might. Um, no, they're not, but

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Speaker 1: it's uh so Kristen's back in town and we hung

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Speaker 1: out last night and she rubbed. We got foot massages yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We're so good in St. Louis, but there weren't long enough. Um,

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Speaker 1: Luckily I get a package notification yesterday. At the end

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Speaker 1: of the day after I'm in Like Kirsten goes to

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Speaker 1: bed after we've like rubbed each other's feet. Andrew, by

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Speaker 1: the way, rubbed my feet this weekend, and I think

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Speaker 1: I talked about it, but I know no. I offered

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Speaker 1: um Atlanta and Luigi's barking at Kirsten. I think she's

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Speaker 1: He's just he's no son of mine. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: that um Kurston is okay, he's like attacking me. She said,

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Speaker 1: I walk out and he instantly stopped. He's like, my

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Speaker 1: and um, that has happened to me before when I

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Speaker 1: was exactly like Luigi. It's it's just so sad to

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Speaker 1: see I just don't understand. White dogs can't understand. Like

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Speaker 1: here's jealous. He's jealous? Oh whoa, No, yeah, when this

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Speaker 1: you guys. Kirsten Um is on the pod later. Andrew

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Speaker 1: what I was saying before about getting my foot rubbed

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with me. No. When I

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I gotta stop you right there. I

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Speaker 1: parts of the brain. Yes, yes, they are love and

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Speaker 1: and it was so good and um, but he doesn't

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Speaker 1: massages that I liked, It's kind of like love language is,

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Speaker 1: and some people are like, please, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: there's literally thousands of these foot massaghers and they all

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Speaker 1: that's not like it's not a small amount of money,

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Speaker 1: honestly I might because there's no review sites that go

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Speaker 1: We've ranked, We've tried them all and ranked the best.

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Speaker 1: They just all the review sites go off of Amazon

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Speaker 1: them all and have an actual But no one wants

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Speaker 1: sudden it's like compactor and it makes a compactor. That's it.

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Speaker 1: you don't nothing specific though, Like is there anything you

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Speaker 1: would like tell him, like start here because you only

427
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 1: have a day to get all this done. Uh yeah,

428
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. Just like fill in the cracks,

429
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 1: fill in the crack. What would you do? Give the charity?

430
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: I can't do that, but I probably would, but no

431
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 1: charity straight in my rule, you can't. I would Oh god, Um,

432
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: you can't give it to anyone else. Um, you have

433
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: to buy something for myself. Yeah, it's so hard. I

434
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: don't want anything. I would probably buy a super nice

435
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: car just to be like, okay, boom, that's done with,

436
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: Like I just need that tells me what kind of

437
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: car I'm supposed to get. I need to spend it all,

438
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: So I'll just I mean, what car is a hundred

439
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Yeah? I know what else is expensive other

440
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 1: than a car? I mean, I guess by a put

441
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: down a down payment on a house, but then you

442
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 1: gotta pay for that mortgage, and then you got to

443
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 1: keep up the up deep and then you gotta pay

444
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: for the m O or whatever. Maybe I get like

445
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 1: a you know what I get. I get a I

446
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: get a bird, and then I would get someone to

447
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: take care of that bird for like a year, like

448
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: by myself, like a bird sitter that could come over

449
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: when like is on call. So that would cover the

450
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: salary of someone who would be on call to birds

451
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 1: sit and hang out with my bird whenever I wanted.

452
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: What if I got a grill like as like to

453
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 1: cook out no mouth grill like diamond and crusted. I

454
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: think that actually is so your style. Let's get Kursten

455
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: in here and see what she says. I bet she

456
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: would buy as a kettle bell, but like a golden yeah, Kirsten, Yeah,

457
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: I wonder what she would buy kurston Um pick up

458
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,880
Speaker 1: that mike and then put on those headphones and let's

459
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: get to business bitch puts on headphones like you, it

460
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: couldn't take you longer. I love when Kursten goes slow

461
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: around you. Well, I mean we you do because you've

462
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: got to get out of here. I don't go slow. No,

463
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: You're just a You're just a delicate person. I'm not

464
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: getting mad about it. I just am saying I'm commenting

465
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: that I'm a fast like. No, I know, that's what

466
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: I know. It's just you always faster than me. I

467
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I've always been like do you

468
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: remember it? Welcome to Show. Kursten my best friend since

469
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: fourth grade? Um, and she was on the show last week.

470
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: She's back again. And you don't remember Nikki being like,

471
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: hey grabbed my book bag for school and her being

472
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: very quick? What I mean, come on, you can just

473
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: tell you do I remember? More like I remember in

474
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:19,479
Speaker 1: high school, you'd be like third period, I was just

475
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: like zip things fast and like books were just like

476
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: we had. Didn't we share a locker? Yes, don't even

477
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: act like you don't remember. Usually don't you petition the

478
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: school to change lockers because you were so disgusted by me?

479
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: You did? You were like I remember you like talking

480
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: to our other friends being like, I can't take Nikki's

481
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: messiness anymore. She's just like so out of control and

482
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: like in your year we shared a locker. See she's

483
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: acting like she didn't remember exactly time out. Why are

484
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: you sharing a lot because there there was a limited

485
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 1: amount and we like love sharing things. Yesterday we went

486
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: to a spa and we were like, can we go

487
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: to the bathroom? And they were like, there's one over there,

488
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 1: and then there's one and we went in the same

489
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: one and they go, you don't need to do that.

490
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: We like, but we like spending time together where to

491
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: like grown women just going in the same So did

492
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: you have to get your own lot? Like what was

493
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: the messiness? Like loose papers? I imagined there was like

494
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: loose papers, maybe like old band aids, right, I mean

495
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: it was just loose yeah, hair brushes, gym clothes. No.

496
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: When I would open my locker in high school, everything

497
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: would fall out every time. Then I push it back

498
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: in and then it would fall out, and then yeah,

499
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: I was just really I was going through a lot,

500
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: like unmedicated, and you couldn't pay attention to it, thank you.

501
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: I never had school supplies reading. It wasn't because my

502
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: parents didn't buy me things. My car was fun. I

503
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 1: opened up the trunk and like, uh, you know, how

504
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: embarrassed do people get? Sometimes sometimes we have an uber

505
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: driver that's just like that that is a d D

506
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: and has a messy car, and they shove all the

507
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: mess in their trunk. But then we have luggage and

508
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: they I always commiserate so much with someone who's trunk

509
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: gets open before they wanted to be open, and we'll

510
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: be back there and they scrambled out of their car

511
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: like do the one way. And it's like because when

512
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: you open the trunk, it's like a looking inside their brain.

513
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 1: Things aren't remember in high school closing my like not

514
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: fully open because I had like an SUV so you

515
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: could see everything. You know, well, I showed kursed in

516
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: my back closet yesterday. I let her in. You've seen

517
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: this thing. It looks like order. And I don't judge

518
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: anything because whenever I'm in your room, it's because I

519
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: have to like get in there, and I know that

520
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: you didn't give me permission. So I walk in and

521
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: I go like it's a judgment. I don't even remember.

522
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: I almost like men in black blankie thing myself. After

523
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: I leave because I'm like, I can't use this again

524
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: against him in the court of podcast because he didn't

525
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: permit me to be in there. I was, you invited

526
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: me in, but I was, literally, I gotta fix it up.

527
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta do something. I mean, there's a

528
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: lot of my stuff in there, but it is it's

529
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: what is the back closet. It's like our storage space

530
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: in addition to the sports space we have downstairs in

531
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: the garage. But it's like a room where he just

532
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: throws everything that he doesn't want to deal with. Like

533
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 1: it's like the junk drawer of closets. But it's a

534
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: giant room. No, it's like a walk in closet space. Yeah.

535
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: I could really utilize that room a lot. It could

536
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: be a yoga studio. I mean it's like so big

537
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: it's stuff. Yeah. Person wanted to do that to our

538
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: locker too, and I was like, there's not enough space. Yeah,

539
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: we almost opened a spa in our locker that years

540
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: in question. I give you a hundred thousand dollars and

541
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: you have to spend it today and it can't be

542
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: on anyone but yourself. What are you gonna buy? Oh?

543
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: I would buy a like I would buy several reformers. Oh,

544
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna put like a Pilates dungeon, like a layer.

545
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would get I would get but

546
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: where and you do you have a place so smart

547
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: buying like a like a little shed or like a hut,

548
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: or like a little space I could go to like

549
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: a hang out space and you would you train out

550
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: of there and start a business. No, it's interesting because

551
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: none of us thought about starting a business with this underground,

552
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: were like, how can we get rid of it? Start

553
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: a business? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean like I maybe

554
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive Upert with my new Tesla. You don't know,

555
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: that could be a little business something not with that

556
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: dirty trunk. Don't Um, that's a great answer. Wait what

557
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: would you I mean? Um? I I said, I buy

558
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: just I would want to get rid of it. Well,

559
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: I would try to. I would probably donate it get

560
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: a reform but I would I would get a Transformer.

561
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: I would get a m Yeah, I would get a Transformer.

562
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: I would get a Tesla or some kind of like

563
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: really expensive car that could just get rid of it

564
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: in one No. No, I said, I'd get a bird,

565
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: and this put a bird sitter on salary that would

566
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: always be at my beck and call cuck birder. Yeah,

567
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: last night we had so much fun hanging out. Kirsten

568
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: and I were talking about like she came to stay

569
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: last week for like five days, and then this week

570
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: she's here for two days. And like we were talking

571
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: yesterday of like she as a husband in a house

572
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: and a life in Kansas City, but like there's a

573
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: part of her that said, it would be nice to

574
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: just have two lives where it's like one life is

575
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: like I live with my best friend because we like

576
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: just we are. I love living with friends. I like

577
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: could I mean we probably it would be nicer if

578
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: you had your own room, because it would just probably

579
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: end up being annoying for both of us. But like

580
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: I love living with you, like I love living with Andrew.

581
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: And it's just sad to me that when you get married,

582
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: you just can't. And we're talking about friendship and like

583
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: you said that the only friends that you hang out

584
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: with are ones that either your sister or like girls

585
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: that aren't married. Well, like on a casual basis, its

586
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: totally different, Like hey, what are you doing Wednesday? Let's

587
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: go like just walk I know but like, let's do

588
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: girls night. Everyone's gonna get a centner, We're gonna all

589
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: get dressed up. It's like it's nice to have casual friends.

590
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: You can just last night we stayed up talking to eleven.

591
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so fun. When I thought

592
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: it was going to end, and well, I thought, you

593
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: kept You're always the one that's like, guys, I just

594
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: don't think I have to. I can't do this. You

595
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: gave me. You were like that that you were watching

596
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: Love on the Spectrum and then we were just talking.

597
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: We were playing, we were stretching, we were rubbing each

598
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: other's and it was just like I went to bed

599
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: being like that is my ideal life, Like I want

600
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: to live with friends. That's why I want Ideally I

601
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: would live in this sort of not commune, but like

602
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: I would want um houses like around each other, not

603
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: even on a block, but maybe a subdivision where we

604
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: all get along with each other and have each other's

605
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: like partners and stuff, and then we funk each other.

606
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: We all like I can stop buying like mass suicide

607
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: like David koresh Yeah, and then eventually we get bunk

608
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: beds and we um. Yeah. I thought about it when

609
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: I was going to bed last night, I was like,

610
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: if I lived alone, like I really needed people to

611
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: talk to yesterday, and like we talked a lot, and

612
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: it just felt like, oh, I would have just slept

613
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: on that and that would have ate me up, and

614
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: then in the morning, I'm anger. Would have went somewhere,

615
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: probably towards the Starbucks person or like towards something. Traffic

616
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: on the way the doctor. Yeah, traffic on the doctor. Oh,

617
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm dying. I forgot to tell you.

618
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I know, I wanted to talk about what your diagnosis was.

619
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: But you're right, Like, if you're out there and you're

620
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: a really lonely person and you live alone, and like

621
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: just open your mind too, even if you're like in

622
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: your late eight like your middle aged or even older,

623
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: open your mind to having roommates or like finding another

624
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: lonely person and living with them, because it's not the

625
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: same as like being with a husband. You you can

626
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: have good boundaries. You don't always have to hang out

627
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: with each other, but there's someone there when you need it.

628
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: That's why I love retirement homes are just wait to

629
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: just play canast or whatever the funk you do. Like

630
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: with with women, and just like cackle and like be

631
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: gossipy little. It's like high school again. It's in college door.

632
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: The new wave though, No, you don't have to wait

633
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: too long. The new wave of these communes start across

634
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: from our house. They're building one. It's called Active Adults.

635
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: It's fifty five and up. So you're getting in their

636
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: more close brought I'll be able to move in with

637
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: him there if she yeah, you can get her as

638
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: a special needs pet. Um. Wait a second, No, what

639
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: what do you feel like? I feel that way. I'm

640
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: not I'm not shaming marriage because it's great, but it

641
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: is interesting that the only kind of socially acceptable way

642
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: to live with someone is either a retirement home situation,

643
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: college dorms college like roommates, but after adulthood the only

644
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: kind of acceptable one. And I understand that having roommates

645
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: is acceptable, but like the one that's like, oh, of

646
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: course you're going to do that is marriage and why

647
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: does it have to be Well, there's also the connotation

648
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: of like your failure if you're living with someone else

649
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: past thirty. Yeah, if you say I have a roommate,

650
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: there's just like, wait, no, what do you think about

651
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: all this? You guys like you just need to break

652
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: the chains of like what other people think in regards

653
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: to your living situation. Um, but I'm more people to

654
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: feel this way too, and I feel like I can

655
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: make the change, but other people are very like chained up. Yeah. Look,

656
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: I liked living with a roommate up until a certain point.

657
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: I like living with my fiance. Um, we have very

658
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: good boundaries. And we also you know, like he'll he'll

659
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: travel and leave me and then I'll be like living

660
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: alone or I'll have a friend over and stuff like that.

661
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: It just depends what you work out with your partner. Um. Indeed,

662
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: space I love that. Um Ariana Grande has a song

663
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: called Nasa and she's like, uh, in a world, um

664
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: A need space, um A need space. And it's like

665
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: like n A s A like she needs space, like

666
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: Nasa needs space. And it's about like, um, you can

667
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: miss me on the phone tonight. We don't have to

668
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: see each other. And she's talking about like when you

669
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: get in a relationship all of a sudden, it's just

670
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: like you're never apart. My parents were apart because my

671
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: dad got COVID and he had to go out to

672
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: their cabin and they were apart for like a week

673
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: and a half and they both like missed each other

674
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: in a healthy way. But nothing would ever get them

675
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: apart like that unless it was COVID. And it's like,

676
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: why why can't we take breaks from each other without

677
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: it being like what we do? We go on girls

678
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: trips and come I don't think most people do. I

679
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: think most people I just know like or like it

680
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: has to be like a bachelor party and then every

681
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: guy's like they're all like pent up, and yeah, they're like,

682
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: I need dispatch your party. I gotta get away from

683
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 1: my wife and get like maybe like once every three months.

684
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: It's completely acceptable to take a week away from each other.

685
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: Let's not even think about It's not because our relationship

686
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: is bad. It's just mean. Andrew's girlfriend is in Chicago

687
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: and Kirsten, do you feel like when you go back

688
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: home to your husband, there is that like you know

689
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: that that extra fire burning totally whenever we have time

690
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: away makes that even more ignited. But it makes me

691
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: sad that when people but I miss I miss like

692
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: being like like when I leave here, I think you

693
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: missed me, Yeah I did, I left I think you unexpectedly,

694
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: like I don't, but I do think that you You

695
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: made some comment to me like I was telling Corey

696
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: like I felt alive there or something. And it's like,

697
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 1: I think not a lot of women get I think

698
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: a lot of men, And maybe I'm just doing this

699
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: from what I observe of, Like my if my mom

700
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: goes on a girl's trip, my dad's like, well I

701
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: want to go to a a trip. Like it always has

702
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: to be even, you know, like there's never like I

703
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: think in a lot of relationships, it has to be like, well,

704
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: if you do this, I'm going to do this, and

705
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: it's and then if we both can't do it, then

706
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: neither of us do it. And it's like just allow

707
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: people in your life to have space from you and

708
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: know that that's like a loving thing they're doing for you,

709
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: and not like they want to get away from you,

710
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: like I think people take it so personally and then

711
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: people feel trapped. There'd be a different word in space.

712
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: I feel like space when someone says, hey, I need space,

713
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: that's like, oh, that's a precursor too, I'm gonna want

714
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: to separate, you know what I mean. Like in the

715
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: h in the lack of con we think like, oh,

716
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 1: space oh you want space, that's net. Oh you don't

717
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: like me anymore, you don't want to be um, I

718
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: need a girl's trip. Well then it's like, oh, so

719
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna go out with your slut friends and and

720
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: suck dick. I know your friend Bridget, she's a fucking

721
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: whore and she's gonna want to go to bars and

722
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: get drunk. I know what you do with her. In

723
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: which case, if you have a guy that talks to

724
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: you like that or talks about your friends like that,

725
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: get rid of them. But like, I do know that

726
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: there are a lot of husbands that get jealous about

727
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: girls trips, and there's a lot of wives that get

728
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: jealous about guy's trips. And don't even get me started

729
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: on a guy wanting to go hang out with girls.

730
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's another. Like girl friends, the idea of

731
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: having same or opposite sex friends is completely fraught, and

732
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: I I'm guilty of it too, of of being like

733
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: my boyfriend shouldn't have like, shouldn't love his girl friends

734
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: as much as like that. He says, I love you

735
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: two girls, straight girls that are single and pretty. I

736
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: don't like that, Like there's the only thing that makes

737
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: me jealous about that is that she has a vagina.

738
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: There's nothing like if she if it was a boy,

739
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: I would go, oh, it's so sweet. He says, I

740
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: love you too, Ron, you know, like yesterday. But instead

741
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: it's like, why does he love her? Why does he

742
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: have to say I love her? It's like, what because

743
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: she has a vagina? You're get mad? He don't you

744
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: trust him? Not to You gotta trust your partner, hopefully

745
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: that if they want to be with someone else, they

746
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: would be so trust that if they're with you. I

747
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: remember my ex boyfriend said that to me once when

748
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I haven't heard from

749
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: you in like twenty four hours, and like, I feel

750
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: like you should just text me at least like once

751
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: a day. We were like easing back into getting together,

752
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: and he goes, if I don't want to be with you,

753
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: if I don't want to be your boyfriend, I'll let

754
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: you know. Like because he could sense that, I was

755
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: just like, you don't want to be with me, You're

756
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: just doing it to be nice or like, and he

757
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: was just like, I'll you'll know. It's not going to

758
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: be like a guessing game of like does he like

759
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: me or not like trust me. And it just like

760
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: took that. It took the edge off so much because

761
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, yeah, do I think he's

762
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: like I'm tricking him into being with me? And the

763
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: answer was kind of yes. And as soon as I

764
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: was like, oh, he would leave me in a heartbeat

765
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: if he wanted to, I could relax. If that someone

766
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: loves a friend, if you're not getting the same the

767
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: same or or or more for that matter, it shouldn't

768
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: feel as like like, well, yeah, I get that. That's

769
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: a different story if you're not getting the love. But

770
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: if they're if they're just giving love to everybody, sure, no, no, no,

771
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 1: If they're I'm saying, like, they give you enough love,

772
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: but you're getting threatened by the fact that there they

773
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: love a friend. And and and if you if you're

774
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: jealous of like your husband's girlfriend or your wife's boyfriend,

775
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: and if you switch their gender, and you go, what

776
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that, And the answer is no,

777
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: then you've got a problem because the only reason is

778
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: because of gender. If it's because they like them, I

779
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: mean I would get tealose of a guy if my

780
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: boyfriend didn't love me and was talking I love you too,

781
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: a guy friend, I would even get tellus of that,

782
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: you know, not in a sexual way, but just so

783
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: I think it's like whenever I also say that to

784
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: girlfriends who have like guys that they bring around. One time,

785
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: I remember at the seller um, one of our friends

786
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 1: brought around some like really idiot, like some just dumb guy,

787
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: and I go, next time you bring someone around the table,

788
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: if it's a guy, why don't we run that through

789
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: the same litmus tests that we would bring a girl

790
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: into this table. Because I'm very much more discerning about

791
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: girls I bring into my groups, my my hangs than

792
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: I am with guys. Like guys were just like she's saying,

793
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: this new guy and he kind of sucks, but like,

794
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: let's let him in, let him ruin the whole knife

795
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: for all of us. Change the gender of the guy

796
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: and made it a girl. Would you want to hang

797
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: out with that girl with your girlfriends? And if the

798
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: answer is no, then later onto the news apparently, oh man,

799
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. You know what that means. It is Wednesday.

800
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. Definitely Wednesday, Yes it is. I hope you're

801
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: having all the swells out there having a great week. Yeah, sure,

802
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: Are we in fall yet? Are we done? Really? Huh?

803
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: Fall fall begins the September, so yes, we are definitely

804
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: so we're falling? All right? Well this first story, I

805
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: think we all remember this, but biseet bracelets are making

806
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: a strong comeback. How do we feel about this? There

807
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: was like cuffs, there was one with a snake. I remember,

808
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: like a barbed water around your No, no, that's a tattoo.

809
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: But like a bracelet, like girl would wear like gold

810
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: bracelets around. That was like maybe early two tho we

811
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: go again. You know, low waist, low rise jeans. Early

812
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: two thousands is coming back again? What is going? Why

813
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: do we keep eating things so much? You can do

814
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: that's the case. And let's be honest, a lot of

815
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: too in um you know, bell bottoms and like late

816
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: nineties that was a repeat of the seventies and so

817
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: like it's there's what, oh, yeah, that's back. So like

818
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: nineties just had a renaissance. Yeah, come back stronger than

819
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: a nineties trend um. But then now it's two thousand's

820
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: we're getting into like I think it's on a thirty

821
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: year site. Would you rock a bicep bracelet? It's it's

822
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: a strong name, like any kind of ex if I

823
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: liked it, if I thought it was cute, yeah, I

824
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: would do it. That area fluctuates too much with me,

825
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: Like it will be like one size one day and

826
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: then the next day it's like your jack you have

827
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: like muscles. But then even if like women know, like

828
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: your biceps like fluctuate based off your cycle and like

829
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: what you yes, like they could be like real one

830
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: day and then one day they could be like like

831
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: that's like elastic then like a slap bracelet. Yeah, feel

832
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: like like those are nineties and they're not in anymore.

833
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: Kids were dying from this. That was weird from slap Yeah,

834
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: that's why they stopped making them. They were cutting their

835
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: risks be met. Oh my god, that'd be so crazy

836
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: if like you were like my son committed suicide out

837
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: of nowhere. He did it with a slab bracelet. No, mom,

838
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: it was an accident. Please don't put that. Oh wait,

839
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: curson's putting. Uh this is like turning. That's a um hair.

840
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: You have too much skin in your upper arm to

841
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: make it. No, not you, I'm saying people, And oh

842
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: how dare you sacious? Skin? No? No skin, no skin.

843
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: I like it. I like jokers. I like um, I

844
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: like like girly like accessories. I used to not want

845
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: to stand out or take many fashion statements back when

846
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: these kind of things were going on, I wanted to

847
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: kind of disappear. And so now I like really like

848
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: my body and I don't mind fun accessories and people

849
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: going oh what does that? What does that say? Or like,

850
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: oh I like your I like kind of like having

851
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: conversations about fashion. I used to think it was like

852
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: and you get attention, it's like, yeah, I am trying

853
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: to make some friends. Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, anklets,

854
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: let's bring those back. Remember the ones that had little

855
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: bells on him that would go like those are I

856
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: kind of like those two anklets were so toe rings.

857
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: I remember your sister and Becky Eaton had toe rings.

858
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: They of course they kind of feel weird to a

859
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: to ring on. I don't know why. Extra yeah, yeah,

860
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 1: you don't want stretching out her lobes. Doesn't like anything

861
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: other than studs in her ears, because it stretches them

862
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: out and makes them like oh and they start like sagging.

863
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: You know old ladies lobes where it's just hanging on

864
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: by that little thread, like heavier, all the good earrings,

865
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, these are cute, put them on. It's

866
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: like it's just there, like kettlebells on your ears. How

867
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: do you feel about guys with rings? I mean, are

868
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: we I get it? Like that? Do joke I've been doing.

869
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: It's been killing about that? Oh yeah, what was it again?

870
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: It was when you look at a gut. Sometimes you

871
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: look at a guy's hand to see if he's wearing

872
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: a ring, and sometimes his hand is moving kind of

873
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: fast because he's playing guitar, jerking off or whatever, and

874
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: so you can't tell which finger it's on, and you're

875
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: like wasting it on his ring finger. And it's like, actually,

876
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: I hope it is. I'd rather this guy be married

877
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: than just a guy that wears a ring, So look

878
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: for that in my next busial. But what are you

879
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: married to? If you're wearing four rings? I feel if

880
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: I could do my whole special, but I just quoted

881
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: like piecing together. Oh I have a joke about that

882
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: on this and then it would just be all my special,

883
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 1: Like I could just do it that way. Oh yeah,

884
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: I have a mismatch. Just each podcast clip of me,

885
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: Like I have a joke about this blah blah blah blah.

886
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: You know, someone please document them because I'm not keeping

887
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: sure your neckflix. Like when you talk about guys wearing necklaces, Yeah,

888
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: that's that's a fun one. That was his grandfather's true things.

889
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: I don't mind guys wearing jewelry. Now, I don't mind

890
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: a ring. Okay, how about this. You go to have

891
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 1: sex with a guy, would you want him to take

892
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: his rings off before having sex? No? I always when

893
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: I was with someone who had rings, I was like,

894
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 1: leave them on, let's get let's make those fingers even chunkier,

895
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: lick it off the ring, Like I know, I would

896
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: really stay on and I would want to be like,

897
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: I'll get it off, Like I'm kind of gross. But

898
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: you don't want to ring inside. You know it's not

899
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: gonna come off and added to the bunch. It's a

900
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: lost and found. Yeah, I sound like a jewelry box

901
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: when I'm on a treadmill. Um. Yeah, it's a rock

902
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: tumbler in my us. Yeah. No, I don't mind a ring,

903
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: and I don't mind them leaving it on because I

904
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: just like, I think it's kind of like I think

905
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: it's you know, I think things are funny and like

906
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: doing things with like calm is funny or like your

907
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: own like I like licking guys fingers after do you

908
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: ever do that? I don't. You don't have to answer,

909
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: like it's just like you deal with like dirty rings

910
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 1: like your locker night school. And she's like, yeah, I don't,

911
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: like I don't want to those rings in our locker. No,

912
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: And I'm making a long time I was crude in

913
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: high Schoolgan Megan Trainer, Oh, I know about this. They

914
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: have toilets next to each other. Yeah, it's a lot,

915
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: I think her husband. Yeah, her and her husband have

916
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: toilets next to each other. Which was an SNL like

917
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: big commercial. Yeah, I mean so she wanted they were

918
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: having kids. They had kids, so they don't have a

919
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: lot of time. They pee next to each other a lot.

920
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: They only pooped next to each other twice. Wait thirty seconds,

921
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: like what we there's something about that and then we

922
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom together. That's true, Well, but you're

923
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: you're in there. I sometimes do like I'm talking to

924
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: someone I'm hooking up with and I go pee, and

925
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: like he just doesn't want any part of seeing that

926
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: or hearing that. And I'm sometimes like, I just want

927
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: to keep the story going well, Pete like, I don't

928
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: mind the sense. I don't mind. I think maybe guys

929
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 1: associate sitting down with taking a poop, so then maybe

930
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 1: a message with their head. No, I don't. I think

931
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to do. But you know what,

932
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: great that she's in a relationship with someone who feels

933
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: this has the same kind of boundaries as she does

934
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: when it comes to that. Like, I kind of like

935
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: couples that just agree like, yeah, farting in front of

936
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: each other does not make us less attracted, whereas some

937
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: people are like, God, I would love to fart in

938
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: front of my boyfriend or girlfriend, and then the other

939
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: person is like, don't do that, and so you have

940
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: to like hold in your farts all the time. I mean,

941
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: I know some that are like, from my own perspective

942
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: or anything, I don't have personal experience with holding in

943
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: my farts till it burns and I have to walk

944
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: outside and pretend I'm walking the dog that we don't have. Wait,

945
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: do you think that there should be some thing's left

946
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: off like them? Yes, but that's to each their own.

947
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying everyone is different boundaries and they seem

948
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: to have like coincide with the same ones. What what

949
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: you and Brenn are now fart in front of each there? Yeah,

950
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: well I fared many more times in front. She's done

951
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: it once, so one for every seventy five of mine.

952
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: But I thought it was adorable. I really did, like

953
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: I thought it would in the past, and maybe I

954
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: would think it would turn me off, be like what,

955
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: girls don't far, girls never ship. And now it's like,

956
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: let's keep going, let's let's keep this train going. No,

957
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen next? Maybe fart in front of you?

958
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: And you really were uncomfortable with it for a while,

959
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: and now I just let it go so much that

960
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like it's now not so much

961
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: like a You used to like giggle so much when

962
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: I would fart, and I'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm farting,

963
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: like that's the thing I do. It's just funny because

964
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: like you see a girl and they're like, you're not dainty,

965
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: but like you you have a girl face, and then

966
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: the hero it's like an opposite, like like it sounds

967
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: like you have the lead singer of Metallica in your asshole,

968
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: and but you look like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,

969
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: it's it's just that I think opposites and like just

970
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: see like they're very low like all farts, you know.

971
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like like, oh my gosh.

972
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: Kursten used to like like it, says Charlie pooth Yea.

973
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: Kurston used to be able to suck in air through

974
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: her butt and then blow it out. She was so talented.

975
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: Your legs up up in the air like yeah, kind

976
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: of like almost like child's pose. And then like her,

977
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: she would be on the ground with her like doggie

978
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: style with her. I could like reach, like you can

979
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: still do it, bitch, I know you can. Don't think,

980
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, this will be amazing, go like this.

981
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that would. I would kind of lock my elbows

982
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: and I'll go. But I honestly I tried to do

983
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: it recently. I can't do it. You have to have

984
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: your pants off to get the air in your butt

985
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: or no, can you get your butt through as we

986
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: all know from wearing masks and move him so I

987
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: can say, oh, yeah, he is so mean to Kurston Lee.

988
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: He's been biting her and like snapping. I love the

989
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: video you took. I took last night if you like.

990
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, there was a kid in our high school

991
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: who put his like his talent was sucking in air

992
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: and farting, and he did in front of whole high

993
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 1: school and we're we're all dying. But like he did

994
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: as a talent. I was like, that's so we're like,

995
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 1: we're okay with that. Yeah, we called him he looked

996
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: like Beavis from somebody. They call him Beavis, like butthole

997
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 1: accordion like her Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he would just

998
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: and that was he would do it on stage, and

999
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: he did it on stage. Never Oh you wanted to write?

1000
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 1: Not really, I was too scared. I didn't. I wouldn't

1001
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: know what you're part of you that was so like

1002
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: jealous of people that could get up there. I'm projecting

1003
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: I always know. Yeah, yeah a little bit. But any

1004
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: time I was in a play, I'd started shaking and

1005
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: I just it wasn't for me. I was too way

1006
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: too nervous. How did you get over that? I know

1007
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: you got you got the sasquatch to play music with

1008
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: you while you deliver jokes, but like, how did you

1009
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: conquer being shaky? Because I I don't ever have an

1010
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: answer for how I did that either, I don't really

1011
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: have an answer other than taking the class. How I

1012
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 1: guess taking a comedy class, although it's not the real

1013
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: way to do a pea that. No, they don't, huh.

1014
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you're putting that on it. I

1015
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 1: think comedy classes are a great way to break I agree.

1016
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. Um, a lot of people say

1017
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: that you've got to get out there in a real

1018
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: mi You can't just actually, but you can start a

1019
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: comedy of course. Yeah, of course. So that's what I did,

1020
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: and it got me the training wheels on, I think. Yeah,

1021
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: eventually they came on the confidence um yeah, and the

1022
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: do you remember the Talent Show? And Kirk what did

1023
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: you do? Did you do one? Yeah? Do you you

1024
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 1: don't remember Junior year? Do you play guitar? I don't know.

1025
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: Annie Saracino did, and Leslie Lambers and I and Annie

1026
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: Sarracino and I think Emily Herster as well play guitar girls. Yeah,

1027
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: we're saying indigo girls least complicated. I didn't realize. And

1028
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: Anna Saracino is now a very open lesbian woman, and um,

1029
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: Leslie was kind of like hippier. I mean she she

1030
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: is not uh, she's straight, but like it's you know

1031
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 1: her and I, I don't know. We just loved that

1032
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: song and I didn't know it was like a very

1033
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: I ran because did you just stick it in out

1034
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 1: of uterus and get it lost? Um? I loved that complicated,

1035
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: the hardest to learn what Lee scoplacate? How did it go? Oh?

1036
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: We fucking crushed it. And I wish there was a

1037
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: video of it because my parents were in Paris at

1038
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: the time of this. Yeah, maybe the video. I don't

1039
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: think they do. But it was so it was so rewarding,

1040
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: and even though it was one of the gayest things

1041
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: I've ever done, and I was just I don't know

1042
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: how people weren't like Nikki just came out like they

1043
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: all just but we It was so fucking fun. I

1044
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: should play that again and learn it on guitar. Okay,

1045
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and come back with what

1046
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: I care? Why do I care? I have no idea?

1047
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: Why do I care? God? She sounds so fun Okay.

1048
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey said she only has three closed pals. I

1049
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of friends. Oprah says she only

1050
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: has three friends. Funny because everyone claims to be friends

1051
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: with Oprah. You know what I mean? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,

1052
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: Gail King, Reese Witherspoon No, Jenniferransten, Ellen Steadman, Um do

1053
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: do I may Angela? No? She has three friends with

1054
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. No. Is it someone I know? Yeah, one

1055
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: of them? You know? Can you give me some initials? Ms?

1056
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh Stewart No? Um, uh your sort of note. Um,

1057
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. It's it's what's his Arnold

1058
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: Swarzenegger's wife. Who is uh? Maria's striver? Yes? Really they're

1059
00:53:55,719 --> 00:54:01,959
Speaker 1: friends and Bob Green three years. They've been for years. Yeah,

1060
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: she met Gayl and Marie around the same time. It's

1061
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: been forty two years. Oh my god. I um, I

1062
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: really love Oprah. She has a good quote. She goes,

1063
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: surround yourself with someone who is as happy for your

1064
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: happiness as you are for your happiness. I mean, you

1065
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: need friends that are happy in their own lives so

1066
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: that they can actually be authentically happy for you. It

1067
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: doesn't open need that, because how hard would it be

1068
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: to be Oprah's friend if you weren't, if you were

1069
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: at all insecure about your own life. I mean, she's

1070
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: you're always gonna pale in comparison if you're comparing yourself

1071
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: to Oprah. Um. And yeah, so she's obviously friends with

1072
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: very secure people. Oh that's cool. I mean, um, I

1073
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: like that. I've always loved her and Gail's relationship and

1074
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: me and Halla call each other Oprah and Gail Kerson

1075
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: loves her job, and I think she is genuine. She

1076
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: runs unhappy. Yeah, Curson is such a happy person and

1077
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,959
Speaker 1: and like only once the best for me, and uh

1078
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: is it? You know? I I have trouble with that,

1079
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm not the best at if I'm I get jealous.

1080
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm getting way better at it. But it's I used

1081
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: to get jealous of friends that would get boyfriends when

1082
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: I wanted one so bad, or you know, get um,

1083
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: you know, in the business, get opportunities that I some

1084
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 1: stuff I didn't even want. But I would just be like, oh,

1085
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: now that they have that, they're going to get other

1086
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: things that I might want. And it's just like it's

1087
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: such an ugly place to be, but you know, I

1088
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: try so hard to not. I mean, Kristen, do you

1089
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: ever get jealous of people? Yeah? Well, is it? There's

1090
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: jealousy and then there's envy. There's a difference, I know

1091
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: when we never know the difference. I think envy is

1092
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: like you want that thing. Jealousy is you want the thing,

1093
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: and envy means you resent them for having a thing

1094
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: you want. I think envy has a connotation the bad one, right, Yeah,

1095
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: well then I didn't do the bad one. I do

1096
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: the good one. I do the one. I mean, I

1097
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 1: let it. What do you get jealous of? I try

1098
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: to let it motivate me. That's why I don't go

1099
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: on Instagram a lot, because like I get kind of

1100
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: envious of, like, oh, look at this friend who has

1101
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 1: like these cute kids and looks like everything is perfect

1102
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: and they're making cookies on a Thursday morning and I'm

1103
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: slving away with But then I think about it, I

1104
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: assess it, I feel the feeling, and then I go

1105
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: but I don't really want that. Yeah, you were showing

1106
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: me something on Instagram yesterday and you're like, look how

1107
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 1: perfect she is, like our perfect little kids and she's

1108
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: still in love and she's beautiful. And I was like,

1109
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: this sounds posing at like a waterfall in the woods

1110
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 1: with a photographer that you have to like hike out

1111
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: there with and your kids. You have to have that

1112
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: get them matching outfits, and you have to clean off

1113
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: their feet because their feet get all dirty walking over

1114
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: to the waterfall. And then the kid doesn't breakfast that morning,

1115
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: and they're like they you have all these like amazing

1116
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: poses where they're like, you're a mom me by this

1117
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: waterfall and it's just like you didn't see all the

1118
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: bull shit around it. And so like when I think

1119
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: about those things, I think, Okay, if someone were documenting

1120
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: my life, like seeing me like haughing, like with my client,

1121
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: like having a moment of fun at work, or just

1122
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: like hanging out with Corey and here's my dog, and

1123
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: then I would think, Okay, I'd be probably jealous of

1124
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,280
Speaker 1: my life. I have gotten jealous of my own life before.

1125
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I used to go through my Instagram.

1126
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: You ever go through your feed to go like what

1127
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: do people when I used to be dating and like

1128
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: meeting someone knew who didn't really know who I was,

1129
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, they're probably going through my Instagram.

1130
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: I want to just see what they see because I

1131
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: don't even you know, I post things and I don't

1132
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: ever look at what it looks like as a whole,

1133
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: and sometimes I'll go through and be like, oh my god,

1134
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: like and I'll start to feel these feelings of jealousy

1135
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: on my own life because it's a lie. Yeah, we

1136
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: trick ourselves and like I'll see myself in like a

1137
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: suit with like smiling and I'm like, and I look

1138
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: really put together, and I was like, I was never

1139
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: sadder and more depressed than when that photo was taken

1140
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 1: and we lied to ourself that was a great night.

1141
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: That was a great time because you know what I mean, like,

1142
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: because then it's too sad to be like I was

1143
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: sad there. I was there. I was sad that, you

1144
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, So like I think, I

1145
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: think it is easy to be. Yeah, you get jealous

1146
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: of people, but then you think about it, You're like,

1147
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't really want I have to say, I don't

1148
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,439
Speaker 1: really want that. How that looks. I don't want that

1149
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: I want And I just know that so many people

1150
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: that I had to get been jealous of over the

1151
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: years and have either looked the way I want to

1152
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: look or and especially look I mean the women that

1153
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: I look at that I go, oh my god, I

1154
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: would love to look like that. It takes so much

1155
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: time to give to work out all the time, you

1156
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: have to eat a certain way. They're really they're dieting there.

1157
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: There's a lot of times they're just I don't I

1158
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: don't ever wake up and go, oh, I have to

1159
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: go do this thing I don't want to do, Like

1160
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: I don't have to go meet with no offense to

1161
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: training like some people love it. But I used to

1162
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: get out of bed and go I have to go

1163
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: to like I had to go to the gym. Was

1164
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: a slave. Yeah, but you make working out fun and

1165
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: and and something you can work into your life when

1166
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: I have in the past, and I think a lot

1167
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: of people approach working out this way, are going to

1168
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: the gym. It's like if you skip a day, you

1169
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: feel like the worst person, and then you can plummet

1170
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: into like it's either all or nothing, and it feels

1171
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: like a prison. And when I see these people with

1172
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: perfect bodies or perfect asks or like perfect wardrobe, like

1173
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: they're spending a lot of time doing all of that,

1174
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: and I have extra time to do the things I love.

1175
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: So I just always try to think about and I

1176
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: know a lot of those people are fucking miserable. It's

1177
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: interesting that Kirsten's like, I hate when I see a

1178
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: mom with two kids making cookies, and then you're like,

1179
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: I hate when I see a girl in a bikini

1180
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: on a beach like that, It's like interesting what we

1181
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: can get jealous about, Like I don't get tell us

1182
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 1: of a supermodel in this world of like I always

1183
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: get jealous of supermodels, and I always wonder why Kristen doesn't.

1184
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: I go, like, after we are with Sarahlena for a weekend,

1185
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: I'll be like, it was really hard, Like every it

1186
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: just is very hard for me to be around someone

1187
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: that every time they leave the room or every time

1188
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: we get to talking about beauty, it's like we would

1189
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: kill to be Seelena. Oh my god, she's oh my god,

1190
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: look like she's just the best. Like but saying that,

1191
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: I get it, but like why that to me? I

1192
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: can't get over that. Here comes my person with autism brain.

1193
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: I can't get over that because I because I go,

1194
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: it's well, then there's there's a value judgment there. If

1195
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: every girl that I'm with and every guy I've ever

1196
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: talked to you goes They're the most beautiful person I've

1197
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: ever met, Like, oh, I would kill to be with her,

1198
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: It's like, then if you're with me or you are

1199
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: you look like me, then it would if you got

1200
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: to choose, you would rather look like her or you

1201
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: would rather be with her. And to me, it's like, well,

1202
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,959
Speaker 1: then I don't want to be with someone that would

1203
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: always want someone better if they could get it. The

1204
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: reason you're with me is because you couldn't get see Lena.

1205
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: The reason you look like no, they like you because

1206
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: you're not Seelena, because you have a different characteristics, different

1207
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: personality like I don't. I don't think because there with

1208
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 1: they can find Sarah. You can find someone gorgeous. There's

1209
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: obviously better looking than I mean, that would never end.

1210
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna set yourself of her failure all the time.

1211
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: And sera Lena, by the way, it has the same

1212
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: in securities that everyone has. Right just where you look

1213
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: at her and you hear her going like a girl,

1214
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: look at this girl that he's dating. Now she's so like,

1215
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: look at her hair, and I go, what are you

1216
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: You were seriously but I'm not. No, No, you guys

1217
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: all just said she's I'm not serian about a professional

1218
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: model friends, No, but I'm saying she has imperfect. She

1219
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:46,919
Speaker 1: has imperfect. Sea Lena has like a beautiful personality that

1220
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: just goes Yeah, like if she didn't have her personality,

1221
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: I really see who we're talking about. It Sarah Lena

1222
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: C E R E l I N A N y C.

1223
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: She's just beautiful in and out, and I think it's

1224
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: it's her personality that really makes her like all of

1225
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: her beauty shines. Well, you can't see her personality when

1226
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: she's doing, you know, photo shoots and she kills. You're right,

1227
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: we actually can. She can tell her personality the way

1228
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: she walks in the room. It's like a playful she

1229
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: It makes her even more. But I mean, let me

1230
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: just say final thought on this chunk, and I just

1231
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I'm not pretty. Guys

1232
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: tell me I'm pretty. I'm just saying that when you

1233
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: acknowledge when when I'm I just feel weird when I

1234
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: am sitting Like there have been times where I have

1235
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: a crush on someone and they meet Sarah Lena and

1236
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: then she gets up from the table and the guy

1237
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 1: is just like, oh my god, She's like the most

1238
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. And it

1239
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: just and the person may or may not know I

1240
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: even have a crush on them, but and they may

1241
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: not think that would offend me because obviously she is,

1242
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: but it does. It hurts my feelings because it's just

1243
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's fair that, like God gets

1244
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: like that, and I just feel like, well, then you

1245
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: should be with her, like you shouldn't. You should shoot

1246
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: for the stars. Like I don't ever want to be

1247
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: with someone that is less attractive than the most attractive

1248
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: I want. If I thought someone was a sere Lena,

1249
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: I would settle for nothing else lower than that. Like

1250
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: when I like a guy they look like see Lena

1251
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: to me, Do you know what I mean? I'm never

1252
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: settling for like someone who like, oh, I can't have

1253
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: that they're a model. I like, I go for that

1254
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: if I want them. And I'm not saying that. And

1255
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying is like Nikki, people like

1256
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: you because your personality and all these things that a

1257
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: lot of models don't have. But when someone like Selena

1258
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: has the personality and as a model, why would you

1259
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: ever go for me? Because she has different kind of issues,

1260
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: there's different she's uh, I mean, if it's just based

1261
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Speaker 1: off of me, because they can't get her. No, I don't.

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01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: I think that's like, I mean, she looks different. She

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01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: looks extremely different than you. If if the guy that

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01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 1: likes blond and you know, different guys like different looks.

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01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: But would you ever date a guy that said, uh

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01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: that she was like the like they can't even speak

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01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: around someone that you were sitting at a table like

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01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: if I I've had a crush on a guy before.

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01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: I remember the seller that like she came by and

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01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: then she got up and they just like felt like

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01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: the same thing that always happened in high school with

1272
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: my sister, You and Kurt, You and Halla and Huffy.

1273
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: Whenever my sister would come and be like Nicky, can

1274
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: I borrow some jeans? Or like what she wouldn't borrow

1275
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: jeans because she was center than me, but she'd be

1276
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: like Nikki, um, can I get my jeans back that

1277
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: you ruined or whatever? And then she would leave and

1278
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: shut the door. They would all fall on the ground

1279
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: and go, God, your sister were so because we had

1280
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: like acne and we were secure and that we were

1281
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: high schoolers. That would never be the case today. No,

1282
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: you do it everyone, You guys all do it with

1283
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: Sea Lena when we're on trips, you all when she

1284
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: leaves the room, you go, God, look at her ass.

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01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: It's perfect when I'm with someone. When I'm with like Brenna,

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01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: like that Jordan guy came to the show and he

1287
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 1: and he's an attractive guy. He's tall. I'm like, God,

1288
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: he's tall and whatever, and we like joke about how

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01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: he has these qualities, these physical qualities that I don't have.

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01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: And sure my little insecure about it, but I feel

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01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: like you can like talk about it and not like

1292
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: get like jealous about it, more joke about it, like

1293
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 1: like my jealous My jokes are are inside jealousy, Like sure,

1294
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: I'd rather be taller. And I think you're talking about

1295
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: but Brenna is not saying Jordan's the hottest guy she's

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01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: ever seen. And then you're still like her. Would you

1297
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: still like a guy that said, wow, that person? Would

1298
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: you still like a girl that in front of you

1299
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 1: said about another guy that's the most attractive person that's

1300
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: ever lived. I think I could handle it. I think

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01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: I would laugh about it. I think I would be

1302
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: like he is, he's a beautiful man, but you know what,

1303
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: talk to him for an hour and you're gonna well,

1304
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: I mean, this is my like, you know, insecurities bubbling up.

1305
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: And I will go back to what I said at

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01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: the beginning, which is if they wanted to be with them,

1307
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: they would, But that's where I go back to, Well,

1308
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: they can't because she's at their league, so they have

1309
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: to settle for old Glaze Dog. And then I feel like, well,

1310
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you if you're settling

1311
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: for me. I know it's psychologically, isn't it, like evolutionary.

1312
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: They're going to give you credit for that joke, and

1313
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: that's my joke. By the I didn't want to, don't

1314
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: you don't give away that joke. That's a good one,

1315
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,720
Speaker 1: I know, but don't give away that one. I save

1316
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: something for this one. We like naturally seek people on

1317
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: our level though, like we do, but we like that

1318
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: because it's familiar. It's like, Okay, I assess you have

1319
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: these trades that are attractive. I have these that are attractive.

1320
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 1: But we're both not tends, right, But I for some reason,

1321
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: you just said something on the podcast about this about

1322
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: guys and girls that we always go for like what

1323
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: we are and like or like around what we are.

1324
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 1: If you're an eight, you'll go for an eight or whatever.

1325
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: Aside from if you're like a man with money or fame,

1326
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: you can get whatever you want. But but it's true, um,

1327
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: I would just I think it goes back to my

1328
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: problem with like people put so much value, like moral

1329
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 1: value on looks, and I'm talking about like whether you're

1330
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 1: good or bad, Like looks equal good hot, the hottest

1331
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 1: person equals the best person. And I'm I know that's

1332
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: not through. I know that there are models with garbage

1333
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: personalities that are like the most gorgeous women in the world,

1334
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: but they would suck to be around. They're not funny,

1335
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:11,200
Speaker 1: they're not interesting. But I don't think the men that

1336
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,919
Speaker 1: I witness dating women, they it's it's very I think

1337
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 1: that men don't really need personality. And that's where I

1338
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 1: get mad. It's like, Okay, well, yeah, a guy might

1339
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 1: like me because I have a better personality than a model,

1340
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: But then don't actually care about personality, I think because

1341
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 1: it's the only thing that doesn't age. I do. I

1342
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: do feel like guys care, I really do. I really do.

1343
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: I think that like at first hook up, if you're

1344
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: just fucking you know, and it's like, yeah, I want

1345
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 1: to funk the hottest girl. I don't give a funk

1346
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 1: what she I don't care. Hopefully she doesn't talk. But

1347
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 1: if you want something real and something like authentic, then

1348
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: like you take out her vocal cords and make sure

1349
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: she doesn't talk, you know what I mean? Yeah, you

1350
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: get an octopus which to test a spell on. Here alright,

1351
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: final thought, let's it's a collection of kids getting ready.

1352
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: So that's your voice getting ready for some kids. Okay, noah,

1353
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: we have um our listeners sending kids and let's hear

1354
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: what what what? Let's hear the kids. And if you

1355
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, means when you're trying to be

1356
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 1: cool for other people and it's doing something you wouldn't

1357
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: do if you were alone. So that other favorite part

1358
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: as a bestie, this is my favorite part when I

1359
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: listen to you guys. So yeah, okay. This one comes

1360
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 1: from Brie Hi Nikki Laser podcast, My Name's Free. I

1361
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,640
Speaker 1: wanted to submit my cub moments. I was at a

1362
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 1: bar with my boyfriend and his friends. Somehow a guy

1363
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: that I knew from high school I knew one of

1364
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: my boyfriend's friends and was there with us. It seemed

1365
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 1: like he was trying to maybe show off in front

1366
01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 1: of everybody, and we were talking about baseball, and he said, true,

1367
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,719
Speaker 1: how bad was my rage and the dog out when

1368
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: we were playing baseball? Ways, I like to add to

1369
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 1: cook and make it sound like I'm throwing up, so

1370
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: in my brain when he said that, I just went,

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01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:36,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so good. WHOA that was so good, dude,

1372
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: that is so good. That was the kiss thing I've

1373
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: ever heard. Dude. First of all, let's let's break down

1374
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 1: this jacket. For sure, he had rage, and he's bragging

1375
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,679
Speaker 1: about rage. That's already annoying. Number two bro, he started

1376
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: with bro. Number three, he thought he was he was.

1377
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: He was asking for validation that he wanted to when

1378
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 1: he had the rage. You can tell he marked it like,

1379
01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna talk about this later, and it's going

1380
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: to be it's gonna be a good story. It's gonna

1381
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: make me look like I care about the game a lot.

1382
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 1: So I bet when he threw his fucking baseball glove

1383
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: or whatever, there was some part of him that was like,

1384
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: I hope this gets brought up later when we go

1385
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: out to dinner, and then it didn't. So he got

1386
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: a little bit drunk enough to get the courage to

1387
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,400
Speaker 1: actually bring it up himself, which is so cut to

1388
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 1: that guy. Literally an hour later, he's gonna be overly drunk.

1389
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 1: He's gonna be literally raging. He's gonna try to fight

1390
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 1: somebody who said that he's probably wasn't that good at baseball.

1391
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: And I have a feeling this guy does not rage

1392
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: because people that actually have rage issues are very ashamed

1393
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 1: of it, and I don't think this guy, um, he

1394
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't be bragging about his rage unless it was like

1395
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 1: he probably watched something where a woman once said, like

1396
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 1: I like a man who just like the sexy when

1397
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,799
Speaker 1: a guy loses his temper, and so he was probably

1398
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 1: thinking is cool he saw a clip of a baseball

1399
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 1: player like throwing their mid it was like, wow, that

1400
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,679
Speaker 1: looks cool, or someone was talking about in a way

1401
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: that he thought it would look cool. But I'm guessing

1402
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:10,520
Speaker 1: this guy doesn't rage. No, as someone with uh rage sometimes,

1403
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,960
Speaker 1: do you think this guy has rached? Yeah, I mean

1404
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:19,639
Speaker 1: definitely like the alcohol that contributes to it. That, yes,

1405
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: But I don't think. I think if you're bragging about

1406
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 1: your school over your rage, it's just compensating for it.

1407
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 1: Was sold in the dugout, not just like up in

1408
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: the stands like he's I mean, bringing up anything high

1409
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 1: school related is a little It was high school. Yeah,

1410
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: oh he was referencing in high school. But he was like,

1411
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't even know that. It's like an

1412
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: out Bundy four touchdowns in one game anything. He got

1413
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 1: some attention for it back in the day and was

1414
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: trying to impress whatever girl was there. I bet Bree

1415
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,480
Speaker 1: is cute, and even though it's his, she has a boyfriend.

1416
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 1: He was still trying to seem like macho, Oh, it's

1417
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: just so sad and okay, can I play this one

1418
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 1: for Mary? Yes? Okay, Hi there, Um. I would like

1419
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: to report a I was on a zoom call for school.

1420
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm in a master's program and we were sent into

1421
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 1: breakout rooms to do some group discussion. And when I

1422
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:29,240
Speaker 1: opened my breakout room with three others, one man was

1423
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 1: casually reading a book right in front of the camera

1424
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: that he was not reading before the normal class um,

1425
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,439
Speaker 1: but I guess he decided to pick it up. He

1426
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: was reading for the breakout room to start, which takes

1427
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: like two seconds, and from the cover, I just said

1428
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:56,960
Speaker 1: Philocybin mushrooms and everyone was finally in the room and

1429
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 1: we started talking. He was like, oh, sorry, I just

1430
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: wanted to read a little bit. Nobody thinks you're fucking

1431
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:15,679
Speaker 1: cool for reading two second break, so very clearly put

1432
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,599
Speaker 1: it right in front of the camp and no one

1433
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:22,519
Speaker 1: reads like the book there facing anyway, thank you for

1434
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: giving me this word to describe a lot of things.

1435
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: I see you girl, Yeah girl, you guys love you too.

1436
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mary, Like, that's such a good one

1437
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: because pretty much any time you can see what someone's reading,

1438
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,200
Speaker 1: if while they're reading it, they're being cut because no

1439
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: one needs to read like their bell in Beauty and

1440
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: the Beast walking through the like look there's she goes

1441
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: and things like that's the only time you should read

1442
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: with your book up in your face. Okay. It's very

1443
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 1: like you know when you're on the subway in New

1444
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,479
Speaker 1: York and it's like a guy has two stops and

1445
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: he picks up this book about like like Latin some word,

1446
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: and like, I just have a joke about people that

1447
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:08,000
Speaker 1: read books on the train. I would just like watch

1448
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:09,720
Speaker 1: them and they always just they do the thing where

1449
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:13,000
Speaker 1: they are reading and then they go and I would

1450
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:16,559
Speaker 1: just go fuck you, we get it? And are you reading?

1451
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: But you're you're laughing at literature? Oh my god, do

1452
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 1: you even own a TV? Like those people? They just

1453
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: they love I laugh a lot at um. When I

1454
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 1: was reading David Spade's book on my phone on the plane,

1455
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: I was cracking up so hard that I felt kid

1456
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,720
Speaker 1: because I thought people might think I was trying to

1457
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 1: get attention, because sometimes people do that even when they're

1458
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,559
Speaker 1: watching shows. They just laugh a little too hard because

1459
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: you're like working out in the gym and then listening

1460
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: to this and it's like and they laugh and they

1461
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: try to hold it in they go. But sometimes he

1462
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 1: would do so I don't know when that's killed literature.

1463
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 1: Very funny because he had the book and he was

1464
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: dying for someone to go, wait, Jane, and so yes

1465
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,519
Speaker 1: exact do you wait? Have you taken those yes? Wait?

1466
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 1: I thought those were legal. Wait a minute, but can

1467
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: you imagine being on a zoom call and reading a

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Speaker 1: book so that it is up enough for the screen

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01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: to see it. I mean, that's insane. Mr Corman. He

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Speaker 1: was doing a zoom on a first date. And then

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01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 1: you stopped watching that show, But well America did because

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01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: it got canceled. Oh well, I watched the last one

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01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: and in the in the last buy, but he's on

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01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 1: this first date and she's like, oh, I see a guitar.

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Speaker 1: Do you play guitar? And in background he was like,

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Speaker 1: oh man, I didn't want to my guitar out, but

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01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: like it's like having like a guitar in the back. Oh,

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01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 1: I have guitars in the background of all my pictures.

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01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: And someone last night goes, do you play guitar? When

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01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 1: we posted on our Nicky Glazer pod, we post a

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01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 1: picture of Andrew rubbing my feet and someone goes, Nicky,

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01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,800
Speaker 1: do you play guitar? And I thought they were being

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01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,760
Speaker 1: like you showing up your guitars, like they were saying, like,

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01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 1: I promise you. I've never been like I hope someone

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01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 1: in the background sees my guitar because I I'm not

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01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 1: a almost worse than laughing. Oh sorry, go ahead, go ahead. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that these books are

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01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,600
Speaker 1: these here to be, These books are now here to

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01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 1: Becuse it's Gary Shandling's book, which is just like that's

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01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: a good It's Seinfeld is there, It's Jerry Seinfeld's book,

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01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 1: Cathy Griffin's book, and Howard started, it's not trying to

1492
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 1: because these are just things I like just checking and

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01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 1: I've never even read most of those books. I love

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01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,799
Speaker 1: when people read books too on trains and instead of laughing,

1495
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 1: they they get this look like they just learned something

1496
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 1: like like that's almost worse to me because it's like

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01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 1: very subtle. It's like I'm smarter, Like I know more

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01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: words since saw dude watching porn at Starbucks. I'd rather that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you're right. Someone just starts laughing or

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01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: going like that's how you learned the reverse cow girl

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01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,800
Speaker 1: kind of that you tread all right, let's get to

1502
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:52,679
Speaker 1: the last like this, you wrap them around them. Yeah,

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01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,639
Speaker 1: I told them. I told people about it, I think

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01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: in the in my alone time a couple of days ago.

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01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: This one's from Lindsay. Hey, Nikki, this is Lindsay and Arizona,

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01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: longtime listener, first time caller. I had a moment happened

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01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: to me today that I thought I would share with

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01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: you and get your input. So I was with the

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01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: customer doing a site tour, walking around the building premises,

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01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: and neither of us had our phones on us and

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01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 1: needed to know what time it was another guy was

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01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:23,559
Speaker 1: walking toward us opposite direction. So the dude I was

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01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 1: with said, Hey, Toby, do you happen to have the time?

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01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:35,439
Speaker 1: This Toby guy responds in military time, like who are you?

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01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: You're so cool, dude, because for knowing military time, I'm sorry,

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01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 1: but read the room. This was not a military situation.

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01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. I don't know military time. So my

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01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,680
Speaker 1: question to you is was this a co moment on

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01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 1: his behalf or mine or not knowing military time? Maybe

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01:17:56,360 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 1: that's a normal thing. I don't know. Anyway, that's my story.

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Speaker 1: I love the show. Thank you so much for the

1522
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:07,840
Speaker 1: like he probably talks about, like when he's like far,

1523
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,520
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, we're about four clicks from the Walgreens,

1524
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 1: like everything we're gonna have to send in the Alpha

1525
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 1: data team. Yeah, like what are we doing? So? Yeah,

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01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:24,560
Speaker 1: him giving some telemarketer his last name, it's a Delta alpha,

1527
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: Like he's memorid threes. I the military time, and you

1528
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: know who does that to doctor? They live off military time.

1529
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: Guess what? Like if you are I can maybe understand

1530
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 1: someone's listening and going like, well that's what I know,

1531
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 1: you know, Like that's just what I'm used to knowing

1532
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 1: tough luck, don't you. You have to realize that other

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01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 1: people don't live in that world. Like that's one of

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Speaker 1: the kidst things you can do, is like uh, abbreviate

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01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: something and when you're talking in a group, like everyone

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01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,599
Speaker 1: fucking knows who it is, like like if you do,

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01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:03,600
Speaker 1: Like last night, my dad goes, um, yeah, I mean

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01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:05,599
Speaker 1: I was accepted at CCM. And I'm like, no one

1539
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 1: knows what CCM. It's like, you have to say Cincinnati

1540
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: Conservatory of Music. That's kid, you know, he didn't mean to,

1541
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,840
Speaker 1: you know what. I hate what's very when someone when

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01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:20,559
Speaker 1: American person says cheers at the end, I don't know

1543
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 1: why that really signature cheers. Well that and then personally

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01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:30,000
Speaker 1: cheers cheers. I don't know really for an identity so

1545
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: much if they're but that's military Timey Clayton Champagne, his

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01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: last name is Champagne, and he used to say cheers

1547
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: and that I didn't mind that because his name is Champagne.

1548
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 1: That's a fun little thing. Yeah, that's better than have

1549
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:48,920
Speaker 1: a good day. What do they say? People say cheers

1550
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 1: as a way. I've just been like Starbucks, thank you

1551
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:56,560
Speaker 1: cheers versus snaying have a good day. I don't know

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01:19:56,640 --> 01:20:02,639
Speaker 1: I have a good dad. Okay, Well, like it's weird

1553
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:07,760
Speaker 1: you care about them having a good day. I will

1554
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,720
Speaker 1: say that sometimes if someone's read to me, I'll go

1555
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: have a good one, and they don't know that I

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01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 1: mean death. So I'm not lying by being like, have

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01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 1: a good one, and it means like means I hope

1558
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 1: you die, like and that's not real, but like I'm not.

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01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,400
Speaker 1: I can still get away with saying something positive without

1560
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:29,559
Speaker 1: being a dicker. Ahead I'm a dick. Here's good day. Um.

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01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 1: Now they say it though, like like they say it

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01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,559
Speaker 1: like they read like like it's it's all the same

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01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,600
Speaker 1: kind of person. It's like this like identity thing that

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01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,719
Speaker 1: you're saying, like they're searching. You don't have to search

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01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 1: that hard to have an identity, just kind of you're

1566
01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:46,280
Speaker 1: cool already. It's generally white people because we don't have

1567
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:50,639
Speaker 1: any culture and we are searching for one all the time,

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01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:53,519
Speaker 1: and like something that sets us apart from that. We

1569
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 1: can be like this is my thing, and it's just

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01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: find something other than you're the guy that says years

1571
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:04,160
Speaker 1: or your jackpot or something. Yeah, like don't get jackpot

1572
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: freaking tattooed on your arm because idiot. And don't get

1573
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: a jaguarre tattooed on your arm because you think it

1574
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: represents Florida, which it doesn't in any way other than

1575
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:17,120
Speaker 1: there's a football team that you don't even you're not

1576
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 1: even like a huge fan of that football I don't

1577
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 1: even know where they are. Wait, Jacksonville, I know, all right,

1578
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,800
Speaker 1: Jacksonville organ c. Did you just like almost hit my boob? Bob, Sorry,

1579
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 1: it feels good. They're really big, They're they're heavy because

1580
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: we're both p ms. Our booms are both like so big,

1581
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:41,360
Speaker 1: not big, but like heavy. Two cows over here. Okay, guys,

1582
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 1: keep looking up because I send them in. We fucking

1583
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:48,880
Speaker 1: loved those those a plus because to Bree, Um, Liz

1584
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:52,160
Speaker 1: and Mary today like those were all very different and

1585
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 1: one time he thought of before and Lindsay, Lindsay Mary

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01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:57,880
Speaker 1: and oh sorry, I said, Liz h and Brie, thank

1587
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,120
Speaker 1: you so much. I remember those names because they're all

1588
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 1: different cheeses, just kidding. Only one is Um, don't be

1589
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 1: cut out there look for Cause and Kay