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Speaker 1: people email suggestions on our Friday Conversation or Interview podcast,
Speaker 1: recommending certain people that they would like to have on.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of requests for Dave Logan, the
Speaker 1: the Broncos broadcaster, any movement on that any Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the middle of a they're in the middle of a
Speaker 1: playoff run. I don't know if I should distract Mr
Speaker 1: Logan from jumping on this. You know I'm saying, I
Speaker 1: mean reach out, say hey, I want to come on.
Speaker 1: Will promote the Dave Logan Brain Bronco Talk. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm running out of people on my
Speaker 1: phone here. I don't know. You've pretty much Ladex runs
Speaker 1: runs pretty deep with with people. Some of these people
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to in years, though. I could you
Speaker 1: know I have Larry King's number. Should we get Larry
Speaker 1: King on the podcast? I remember when you wanted me
Speaker 1: to send out an email to a bunch of media
Speaker 1: people for a dump on on some audio and I
Speaker 1: had a ton of kickback emails from from the contact
Speaker 1: list that you. Oh yeah, I had an old email.
Speaker 1: I had an old email list of people. There were numbers,
Speaker 1: actually the phone numbers of people from back in the day.
Speaker 1: And uh, only a lot of people have changed changed
Speaker 1: their numbers. I'm sure I'm spinning through my phone here,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing let's see here, We're gonna have Lance the
Speaker 1: bus driver on? Got his number in my phone? Here,
Speaker 1: Fred Claire, former Dodger GM. You wanna have Fred Claire on?
Speaker 1: We got a Fred? How about Mike mart Would you
Speaker 1: want to have Mike martz on? Don't have his number?
Speaker 1: Brian Cox, former Fox sports radio personality who hates me.
Speaker 1: I have him. Uh, you know we should get on
Speaker 1: his Tim Conway, we could get him on from kfive,
Speaker 1: the Great Tim Conway. He's good. Clipper Darrell's on my phone.
Speaker 1: We can get him in here, he'd be good. You know,
Speaker 1: we should get on Evan Drelich. You know who Evan
Speaker 1: Drelich is. Yeah? Who does he work for? Now? He's
Speaker 1: at the Athletic and I did a couple of radio
Speaker 1: shows with him in Boston when I was doing EI stuff.
Speaker 1: He is at the Athletic. He's the guy that broke
Speaker 1: the seen astrois eating story. That was his story and
Speaker 1: then Rosenthal took credit for it, but it was Evan
Speaker 1: Drelich who was all over it. He's drill as. I
Speaker 1: understand that he had a relationship with Mike Fires because
Speaker 1: he had covered fires with the Astros and they had
Speaker 1: a relationship, so Fires trusted him to give the story.
Speaker 1: And Dreller has done a good job. He's done a
Speaker 1: lot of great investigative reporter. We get him on, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's with a couple of publications to write. Was
Speaker 1: it just the Athletic? Well, now he's at the Athletic,
Speaker 1: but he used to be at the Boston Herald. He
Speaker 1: was a Red Sox beat guy and he went to
Speaker 1: Houston and he was the Houston beat guy. We can
Speaker 1: also get Lenny Dikestra on. I have him on. We
Speaker 1: can have him on again, Lenny, I want to do that. No,
Speaker 1: let's see who else to have page down here, page down,
Speaker 1: just to see anybody you would want. Steve Futterman, we
Speaker 1: could have Funderman on from CBS News Radio. Steve Fudderman,
Speaker 1: I've just noticed that I go through my phone. A
Speaker 1: lot of these people are dead, which is not U.
Speaker 1: I never take someone's name out of the phone when
Speaker 1: they're dead. I leave him in. That's my tribute. That's
Speaker 1: my tribute to them. Uh. Gail good Rich, I have
Speaker 1: his number. You want to call legend he's still around, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see you. People are dropping like flies. I'm aware
Speaker 1: of that. Let's see here. I can't. Yes, it's kind
Speaker 1: of boring me going through my phone. Genie Memphis number.
Speaker 1: I don't think she'll answer that. What do you want
Speaker 1: to do? Go to the park and go say how
Speaker 1: to regret her tem Gus Johnson I can have you
Speaker 1: can call him up and great college football announced very
Speaker 1: excited when he does the college with Kevin Kennedy. How
Speaker 1: about Kevin. Haven't talked to Kevin in years? Base guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that's enough, all right here in my god.
Speaker 1: All right, So let's get into the podcast today. They
Speaker 1: meet on the podcast and on this podcast it is
Speaker 1: all about pop quiz and the mail bag, mailbag, mailbag, mailbag.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the pop quiz and you can
Speaker 1: play along. I'm gonna ask David gascons and questions. These
Speaker 1: are questions I found around the internet and know we
Speaker 1: will quiz gascon here and you can play along. See
Speaker 1: how you do? All right? So, in New York and
Speaker 1: l A, this creature is considered to be the perfect
Speaker 1: pandemic pet hamster. All right, is it a hamster? No?
Speaker 1: It is not. Amped snails the snail of paint. How's
Speaker 1: that a pet? Where the fun did you get that from?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I found on the internet. No, seriously,
Speaker 1: what what what do you? What do you feed a snail?
Speaker 1: And then like how long does how long does snails live?
Speaker 1: I have no clue. I have no ethnic clue, Like
Speaker 1: they don't they must not live long? Right, yeah, how
Speaker 1: do you classic? Oh wait a minute, hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Snails can live fifteen years. Some have gone on to
Speaker 1: live as long as twenty five years. That's gotta be.
Speaker 1: But I guess they say an aquarium snail will live
Speaker 1: between three and ten years. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Did you know you can kill us a snail with salt? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that would be if you're um. Well, isn't that one
Speaker 1: of the things they look at when a kid kills
Speaker 1: animals in weird ways, that that's a sign of a
Speaker 1: future murderer, that this kid's gonna, if you know, take
Speaker 1: a bird and chop its head off or something like that, Well,
Speaker 1: eventually you're gonna gonna do that to a human being,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, you're more likely to do that to
Speaker 1: a human being something like that. But that's what it
Speaker 1: says on the internet. But then I'm reading an aquarium
Speaker 1: snail will live between three and ten which means like
Speaker 1: why would one be And I don't get it. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a different website. This says snails through their
Speaker 1: life cycle, uh, their metab babolism, they die in a
Speaker 1: year to eighteen months. This that's what this says. That
Speaker 1: makes more sense. But if they're in an aquarium, it
Speaker 1: will be between three and ten years. What do you
Speaker 1: take it out and put on your arm to show
Speaker 1: your friends? Look at my pets snail. Imagine giving your
Speaker 1: snail and am such an asshole l a and New
Speaker 1: York thing to do? It isn't probably look at then
Speaker 1: they go eat the fried snails. Yes, all right. When
Speaker 1: it comes to new relationships, a new study found that
Speaker 1: this has a lot to do with the success or
Speaker 1: the failure of the relationship. Sex life, uh no, sexual chemistry. No, No,
Speaker 1: it involves meeting the parents. Meet the parents. If the
Speaker 1: parents like it, you're good to go. Can't like it,
Speaker 1: can't meet him early. I agree with you on that.
Speaker 1: You gotta wait, Yeah, I gotta wait a long time.
Speaker 1: I'm right there with you, you know, man, I'm saying
Speaker 1: probably a year. Yeah. Well, I never brought any of
Speaker 1: my girlfriends to meet my mom and my dad. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't until I when I got married. That was it.
Speaker 1: But no for that, No, alright. Two out of ten
Speaker 1: people said they already started doing this way back in August,
Speaker 1: something normally done in December. Christmas shopping, nope, watch Christmas movies? Why,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't one of the stations in
Speaker 1: l A flip to Christmas music already, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it? Coast is that the station that does Christmas
Speaker 1: music every day one or three point five. I think
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, I think they flipped to Christmas music
Speaker 1: or they're either that somebody told me, my radio nerds
Speaker 1: told me that. Either they did, or they're about to.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. It's not even you know, we're weeks before
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving here, yikes, are right? A new survey asked couples
Speaker 1: which annoying conversations keep coming up over and over in
Speaker 1: their relationship. What was number one? Could it be politics? No?
Speaker 1: Would it be taking your relationship to the next level? No,
Speaker 1: this is more like a day in, day out kind
Speaker 1: of thing. If you're in a relationship with someone, Oh man, um,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think maybe doing chores? Uh no, uh
Speaker 1: it is? And what should we have for lunch or dinner?
Speaker 1: Like what meals to eat? We? Why don't you all right?
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I would just I wouldn't even ask, especially
Speaker 1: for lunch. No. But if you're in a relationship, if
Speaker 1: you're with a girlfriend, you're like, hey, what do we
Speaker 1: want for dinner? You know, and then you want to
Speaker 1: agree on it. You want to have some common ground,
Speaker 1: and that's why you're still single. Guest gun. Women like
Speaker 1: to eat too, might want to share a meal. It's
Speaker 1: a big time to bond over a nice meal, but
Speaker 1: quickly they'll eat what I cook. Such a snob. I'm
Speaker 1: not a snob. I'm just good at what I do.
Speaker 1: You are You are insufferable, is what you are? Sufferable.
Speaker 1: I was great over the weekend. I had some bacon
Speaker 1: wrapped scalops I made. I barbecued to a filet. I
Speaker 1: did that, high and mighty. Yeah you go some turkey meatballs.
Speaker 1: That pompous ass gas count some sere doye here. I
Speaker 1: did that too. It was really good. You're getting like
Speaker 1: big times points on snob appeal. Keep going excellent. People
Speaker 1: like that food. Just you're cute rating rating, very good,
Speaker 1: cute writing. Yeah, okay, there you go. I would say no,
Speaker 1: not according to what I'm reading. I actually go out
Speaker 1: and meet the listeners. Guess boy, they trash you. Man
Speaker 1: moving man Matt the other day. Good for him, yeah,
Speaker 1: good for him, and fans not fans. All right. Women
Speaker 1: are more likely than men to do this, especially as
Speaker 1: they age. Um get I can't say plastic surgery. That's obvious,
Speaker 1: um except their gray hair. No, it's live alone. Oh,
Speaker 1: thus the television trope of Catwoman. Yes, exactly exactly. I
Speaker 1: live alone, get enough cats all and stuff. So I
Speaker 1: think guys usually like to live alone. Younger, I liked
Speaker 1: living alone. I liked it. I didn't mind it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like living now and having people in the house
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, so it's cool too. But I
Speaker 1: got I got used to it. But I like coming
Speaker 1: and going ever I want, and I leave trash all
Speaker 1: over the place, didn't matter. Did you live with your
Speaker 1: wife before you, guys got engaged? Uh, yeah, we had.
Speaker 1: We had been living together for a brief amount of time.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Actually no, I don't think it
Speaker 1: was before. I'm trying to think. I don't know the
Speaker 1: timeline in that. I don't think it was before we
Speaker 1: got engaged. We hung out pretty much all the time anyways.
Speaker 1: It was like we were but that we lived. I
Speaker 1: don't think we did until we got engaged. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't remember. Though. Time flies when you're
Speaker 1: having fun, it does, all right. This produce item has
Speaker 1: just recently been developed to be pink on the inside.
Speaker 1: Pink on the inside, um produce, how about? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw something out there randomly. How about corn? Corn? Uh? No, no, pineapple,
Speaker 1: pink pineapple? Interesting? You want to buy some pink pineapple? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm down. I like pineapple. I like pink lemonade, which
Speaker 1: is just flavored lemonade too much sugar. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: pineapple is good? Man. All right, this is the most
Speaker 1: popular children's Halloween costume in any given year. It's been
Speaker 1: that way for years. For boy or girl. It's a
Speaker 1: girl costume. Oh, I'd say like snow white. Yeah, princess, Yeah, yeah, princess. Uh.
Speaker 1: What's the number one costume for for little boy kids?
Speaker 1: I would say like Batman or something like that. Some
Speaker 1: superhero Batman, Superman encompasses a lot. All right. A new
Speaker 1: survey asked people what makes you feel better when you're
Speaker 1: fighting a cold. Of people said this hot shower, Nope,
Speaker 1: cuddling with a pet. You cut it with your No, no,
Speaker 1: your pet snail, my pet snail right here, get a
Speaker 1: little slimy. But I'm feeling good, my man. Could you
Speaker 1: imagine all right now, when you pour so on a snail,
Speaker 1: it just evaporates. Is that what happened? I guess it
Speaker 1: can't consume it? So just what turtles up? All right?
Speaker 1: Thirty three of people say this is one of the
Speaker 1: worst things you can do at a party. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Not bring not bring food or drink? No right again,
Speaker 1: um get wasted. No. The answer be the last one
Speaker 1: to leave. That's we call that the Art Martinez a worm.
Speaker 1: My man already he loves to be the last one
Speaker 1: at the Mallard party every year. She and already hanging
Speaker 1: out at the very end, at the bitter end. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you want to make and I learned this from
Speaker 1: a guy that we used to work with. I forget
Speaker 1: his name, But you want to make a loud You
Speaker 1: want to show up a little late, like a big introduction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not two hours late when the food's cold. But
Speaker 1: you you want to show up a little late, make
Speaker 1: a big introduction. And then you want to sneak out
Speaker 1: and not say goodbye to anybody, so they wonder where
Speaker 1: you went, because that leaves the mystery. That's the key.
Speaker 1: That's good party etiquette, good party etiquette. If you visit
Speaker 1: a party. Now, problem is I try to do this
Speaker 1: with my wife's like she wants to say goodbye to everyone,
Speaker 1: shake hands, you know, the whole thing, and I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's get out. It's time to go. Sneak out the
Speaker 1: back door. We're out of here. Goodbye, see you later on,
Speaker 1: and that's party is over. That's right, all right. About
Speaker 1: half half of us say we never do this, went
Speaker 1: on vacation, and I'm in this half, by the way,
Speaker 1: never do this, never do thisation. Never relax, No no,
Speaker 1: I I relax not much because I'm always stressed about
Speaker 1: the flight back. But I can relax a little bit
Speaker 1: the first couple of days anyway. Um, never sleep, no, no,
Speaker 1: Never unpacked the suitcase. Never unpacked this, never packed the suitcase,
Speaker 1: not until I got married. When I traveled, and I
Speaker 1: traveled a lot. I traveled many years of my life,
Speaker 1: and I just left everything in the suitcase, just open
Speaker 1: it up, left everything the suitcase, didn't hang anything up,
Speaker 1: and just left everything in there. And when I was
Speaker 1: ready to go, I just threw it back in the
Speaker 1: stuff that I wore and I'm good to go. I
Speaker 1: always had a plan of attack. Whenever I checked into
Speaker 1: a hotel, it was always stripped down the bed to
Speaker 1: make sure that ship was clean, and then unpack everything
Speaker 1: like I just got home, just because you know, like
Speaker 1: if you if you unpack things item by item and
Speaker 1: then you stuff it back in your suitcase, it usually
Speaker 1: feels like it's fuller that it was originally. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: It does. You just throw everything in there? Yeah, I care.
Speaker 1: Just take everything out throat in the washing machine that's on.
Speaker 1: You're on your way, all right. A but I was
Speaker 1: religious about that. I travel. I did that NBC thing.
Speaker 1: I flew back to Connecticut every month, and I ned never.
Speaker 1: I never unpacked my seat, cass open it up on
Speaker 1: the little table, little table you're supposed to have like
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee out or whatever, or the sofa
Speaker 1: in the room with ana sofa. All right. A new
Speaker 1: sleep study says this may be the best way to
Speaker 1: get a better night's sleep without medication. Without medication, um,
Speaker 1: sleeping naked. Now open the windows. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I can't do it because I sleep during the day
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of you know, trafficking noise and
Speaker 1: things like that. I can't do that. I got my
Speaker 1: windows have to be closed. My schedule and you got
Speaker 1: blinds to right, Yeah, I got it. I got blackout curtains,
Speaker 1: two layers of blackout curtains. I got tinted windows. I
Speaker 1: got all kinds of stuff to keep the sun out. Alright.
Speaker 1: Almost thirty percent of people say they like the taste
Speaker 1: of this, even though they know it's kind of weird
Speaker 1: to like the taste of this. Oh man, um, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually in this group. I don't mind the
Speaker 1: taste of this. I don't know that I like it,
Speaker 1: but I don't mind it. Man's I don't want to
Speaker 1: say garlic. Um, No, it's not. People are proud to
Speaker 1: say that, like they taste of garlic, not anchovies. No envelopes,
Speaker 1: licking an envelope? Random? Yeah, do you like to taste
Speaker 1: of We don't even we can't even lick envelopes anymore.
Speaker 1: You have the stick. Um, I still have envelopes, even
Speaker 1: like they haven't gotten rid of those, They still have those.
Speaker 1: Maybe not for you west of the four h five,
Speaker 1: but for the rest of us, a festivus for the
Speaker 1: rest of us. Of all American homes have at least
Speaker 1: one of these. What is it a furnace? Nope? A cat?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, not the mallard mash and cat freezone.
Speaker 1: We're a doghouse. No cats, allow, I've never had I
Speaker 1: was allergic to cats when I was a kids. I've
Speaker 1: never had that helps you when I was a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bunch of cats, cats and dogs? Uh yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: cats has grown up? No, no, alright, the average man
Speaker 1: has eleven of these? What is it? Um? Eleven of
Speaker 1: these eleven ties? That's not a bad guess. I have
Speaker 1: way more than the level of leaves. How about that?
Speaker 1: Does that help your hats? Yes? Hats? Yes, I am
Speaker 1: the mad Hatter of sports chatter and tons and tons
Speaker 1: of the hats. Man, I don't have eleven hats. I
Speaker 1: have like five. Oh my god, if I counted on
Speaker 1: my hat collections were thousands of it is. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: you're like the most shoot collectors. Right. Yeah, that's become
Speaker 1: my Michie Gass. My hair has gone away, my hat
Speaker 1: collection has grown leaps and bounds. You've got baseball hats. Well,
Speaker 1: that fedora is my dress up hat, Like I got
Speaker 1: the newsboy hat. That's my dress up hat. And then
Speaker 1: for the day to day I got the baseball Caps
Speaker 1: college ones too. I got the beanies for the cold weather.
Speaker 1: Yeah I got yeah, I got a collar. I love
Speaker 1: the college hats. Love rocking different college hats. It's kind
Speaker 1: of cool, all right. Seventy six percent of us say,
Speaker 1: we can only do this for a minute. What is it?
Speaker 1: And it's something that ties into sports talk radio, But
Speaker 1: we can only do this for one minute? What is
Speaker 1: talk without breathing? No? Stay on hold? Seventy people can't
Speaker 1: stay on hold from one a minute. And we do
Speaker 1: get that, like people will call up and they'll be
Speaker 1: on hold for a few minutes and they'll hang up
Speaker 1: because they don't want to be on hold. You really
Speaker 1: have to be able to handle it if you're going
Speaker 1: to call into a raider show because you're on hold
Speaker 1: for a while, Typically you get on the air. But
Speaker 1: are most of your collars calling from home or they
Speaker 1: on the road? Uh, it's a mix. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of truck drivers, um that obviously out driving the
Speaker 1: highways and byways of America. A lot of people working
Speaker 1: in factories. I don't think it's a lot of people
Speaker 1: at home, but I haven't really taken a straw poll,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I don't know. Normally, people up at night
Speaker 1: are are there because they're working, unless you have insomnia
Speaker 1: then maybe or or it's it's the guys that get
Speaker 1: off work and then have a couple of pops and like,
Speaker 1: let me let me funk with Maller and call the
Speaker 1: show and goof on him. Yeah yeah, alright, So that
Speaker 1: ends the another successful edition of pop Quiz. Time Now
Speaker 1: for the mail bag. Yes, yes, yes, all right, I
Speaker 1: think compared to uh last week, I know I'm a
Speaker 1: Pilot took took the show last Saturday, Well he got
Speaker 1: featured building. Uh. We actually have a I'm a Pilot
Speaker 1: follow up in the mail bag and if you want
Speaker 1: to send a question a little slow this week, um,
Speaker 1: and if that continues, we will get rid of the
Speaker 1: mail bag, but to pick it up Facebook page Wednesdays Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: I'll try to get it up by the early morning
Speaker 1: hours on Wednesday and Ben Maller's show on Facebook. Submittive question,
Speaker 1: we might use it on the air. Also the Real
Speaker 1: Fifth Our just Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: R E A L F I F T h our
Speaker 1: Ho you are at gmail dot com and that is
Speaker 1: where I'm a Pilot sent this in. He points out
Speaker 1: some some details. He said he was listening to us
Speaker 1: read his email and react to it. He enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: He said, this was in I think I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: read this email on the here he didn't say not to.
Speaker 1: This was in Shanga Hi. This happened where he had
Speaker 1: that instant. He says, the city of twenty five million people.
Speaker 1: And he pointed out that many people cannot comprehend how
Speaker 1: populated China is. And for reference, New York City has
Speaker 1: nine million people. Los Angeles has like four million people.
Speaker 1: So this is l A a New York almost times
Speaker 1: too combined, which is mind boggling. That is a lot
Speaker 1: of traffic plus the pollution. Yeah, he said, very it
Speaker 1: is very communist, as you know, you key, he says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can never find any Chinese people who will speak
Speaker 1: negative of China in general conversation. They very much know
Speaker 1: where you are. And yes, he did say, we use VPNs.
Speaker 1: By the way, guess gn you were surprisingly quiet this week.
Speaker 1: I made an offer to you for your VPN hook up.
Speaker 1: You did not exactly reach out to me. Wow, man,
Speaker 1: a job by you? Yeah, like you, like you said
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. I guess I've been having
Speaker 1: a Trian week or something. So the election has been affecting, yes,
Speaker 1: very affected me. Yes, Yes, he did say we were
Speaker 1: right the only American channel that they got in China
Speaker 1: was CNN as the only English channel, or Sky News
Speaker 1: yea or Sky News, and he said, what's funny is
Speaker 1: when you watch television and communist China, whenever something comes
Speaker 1: up about Donald Trump, the TV goes dark. The TV
Speaker 1: goes dark, right, And he says Biden though it's fine,
Speaker 1: nothing is censored when Biden, when Biden talks uh and
Speaker 1: uh anyway, says I only say this as the English
Speaker 1: channel was also on a loop and then it was
Speaker 1: updated and I saw it happen again. Oh, so they
Speaker 1: must they must record this and then brought you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. There must be a delay, and then
Speaker 1: they eded out what they don't want. Okay, Uh, there
Speaker 1: you go. He says he's been to China over the years.
Speaker 1: Anything about Hong Kong Trump gets automatically banned. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go. Um. And then he talked about the hotel
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm a pilot. This is the follow
Speaker 1: up email from I'm the pilot. I says it was
Speaker 1: all Chinese government officials working at the hotel. Uh, and
Speaker 1: that's how they do it. He said the hotel was like, uh,
Speaker 1: it was old, like a Motel six or like a
Speaker 1: Howard Johnson jo Man. Also he also said that fasting
Speaker 1: would work really well. Uh. He says that you could
Speaker 1: bring packaged food and there was a fridge. He says,
Speaker 1: I'm a huge water guy, so he would grab like
Speaker 1: a gallon of water off the planet. It's a smart move.
Speaker 1: That's a savvy move right there. Well, yeah, it's anytime
Speaker 1: you get off a plane or do you get a
Speaker 1: massage or like during physical fitness, they always say that
Speaker 1: you need to immediately drink water. And that's always a tradition,
Speaker 1: especially on a line flight. I think it's flight to
Speaker 1: China's like sixteen to seventeen hours. It's a long one. Uh.
Speaker 1: He says the fasting would have helped, as I said.
Speaker 1: He also says, apparently the tables are twofold. One I'm
Speaker 1: a pilot says it's a disinfectant and waste containing the virus.
Speaker 1: And to to let let's just say their water treatment
Speaker 1: and waste management, Phil silly is they're not the same
Speaker 1: as here in the good old US of A. We
Speaker 1: were told not to drink the water out of the
Speaker 1: taps that may have just been in hotel facilities. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: so they take the stuff from the shipter and they
Speaker 1: put it in the oh my, oh my, yikes. So
Speaker 1: it's like Mexico. I need to tell you not to
Speaker 1: drink the water. You get it. Monezuma's revenge in certain
Speaker 1: parts of Mexico. Right, can you imagine showering then? Yeah,
Speaker 1: cover your mouth with you Yeah, yikes. All right, well
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm a pilot. We do appreciate that. But
Speaker 1: calm down. I'm just act like you've been there before.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not throwing rose petals at
Speaker 1: him because he drove from one coast to another. I think, Wow, secretly,
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot is actually more of a Mallard fan.
Speaker 1: He just pretends to be a Gascon fan. That's what
Speaker 1: I think. Listen, you're gonna be I think it's a
Speaker 1: You're gonna be triggered one day if he has like
Speaker 1: David Gascon on his pilot jacket or on on some
Speaker 1: kind of panever, he would never do that. He would
Speaker 1: never do that. He did say though, that when his
Speaker 1: travels take him to Los Angeles at some point, he says,
Speaker 1: I might find myself at L a X. We could
Speaker 1: all find some tacos there we go, We will go.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I'm a pilot, I will meet you.
Speaker 1: We will go to Tito's Tacos, which is east of
Speaker 1: the four oh five, but very very close to the
Speaker 1: four h five. But that's where we're gonna go. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's a pretty good spot next to l A X.
Speaker 1: It's called Nudes, Nudes, Nudes, that's gone. It's called the
Speaker 1: it's called Ponchos, and Ponchos is in this wonderful little
Speaker 1: city called Manhattan Beach. No, no, no, that's west of
Speaker 1: the format. But there's just plenty of opportunity there. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I think I'm
Speaker 1: a pilot would enjoy that very much. No, not at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the option to going to Culver City or Manhattan Beach.
Speaker 1: When you come to l A what would you rather do?
Speaker 1: That's where they make the movies in Culver City. They
Speaker 1: got the lot right across the way there. That's where
Speaker 1: they make the movies. The talent, the talent is in
Speaker 1: Manhattan Beach. That's where they made like those old early
Speaker 1: Hollywood movies. They that never They have that building, the
Speaker 1: weird Triangle building where they used to make the black
Speaker 1: and white movies, and they had like the three stooges
Speaker 1: would would run around, and Abbot and Costello and those
Speaker 1: types of Yeah, I get the novelty. Yeah it's historic
Speaker 1: Culver City. All right, thank you, I'm a pilot. We
Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And more email, more email, more email.
Speaker 1: Let's see who I'm trying to get the names on
Speaker 1: this here. Uh, I'm a pot also said you can
Speaker 1: decline to fly to China, and apparently a lot of
Speaker 1: people do. Good, So he did say that. Adrian my
Speaker 1: li City writes in uh he said, is how's the
Speaker 1: search for the Rocky Mountain Oysters not even happening? Now?
Speaker 1: It is happening. In fact, it is. Let's just say
Speaker 1: the Rocky Mountain Oyster benefactor has solved my dilemma about that,
Speaker 1: and I will be eating a version of Rocky Mountain
Speaker 1: Oysters very soon. So very soon, he says. Any luck
Speaker 1: track tracking down the radio voice of the Broncos, Dave
Speaker 1: Logan for a Friday interview, Well, we've brought that up before.
Speaker 1: Gascon does not want to talk to Logan for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. He also says that, well, out
Speaker 1: on a run about twelve years ago, it hit me,
Speaker 1: he says, he has he wants to give us a
Speaker 1: ship story. He says, I had to use the restroom,
Speaker 1: Mrs Adrian, how to use the restroom right then and there.
Speaker 1: I was too far to turn back home and on
Speaker 1: a public running trail with few trees and very little privacy,
Speaker 1: so my run quickly turned into a panic walk. I
Speaker 1: know that. Adrian says, I had no other option but
Speaker 1: to go right then, and they're luckily that day I
Speaker 1: had on underwear spandex shorts and basketball shorts. Thankfully, the
Speaker 1: spandex shorts were able to hold everything contain the damage
Speaker 1: if you will, until I made it home and we're
Speaker 1: able to be washed. The underwear, however, it was a
Speaker 1: total loss and had to be thrown away. I was
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. See the problem I have noticed, and this
Speaker 1: is only people that have the ships like I do
Speaker 1: have can have, is when you walk after you ship
Speaker 1: yourself and you walk, you get a rash. You know,
Speaker 1: you get a little rash back there, depending on how
Speaker 1: long you walk. It's a problem, oh man, Adrian. Adrian
Speaker 1: also says has West of the four or five guy
Speaker 1: ever crapped himself? Yeah, I actually did it during a
Speaker 1: football game. Was that just your play by player. Did
Speaker 1: you actually listen here, asshole? Like you're not in the
Speaker 1: same student was me right now? Crap on you? I
Speaker 1: uh my senior year in high school. Like we'd always
Speaker 1: go to an Italian restaurant for pregame meal, which is
Speaker 1: always pasta and salad in the case, and we went
Speaker 1: to this Italian spot, had pasta and salad, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden prior to kickoff, I usually get nervous
Speaker 1: and get the jitters a little bit, but for some reason,
Speaker 1: the jitters and the food didn't sit well with me
Speaker 1: this time. And this was two hours after I ate.
Speaker 1: Still didn't matter, and I'm on the kickoff return team.
Speaker 1: I'm actually one of the up backs, and the kickoff
Speaker 1: was short. It came to me and the opening kickoff
Speaker 1: of the game, I almost took it to the house
Speaker 1: and this little pip squeak tackled me from the side,
Speaker 1: and I remember this because it was like a sideways,
Speaker 1: awkward tackle. I landed stomach on the football and as
Speaker 1: you can imagine, like football, the stomach, the fetty chini
Speaker 1: alfredo come out of your All of a sudden, we
Speaker 1: get into the huddle. This is the opening play of
Speaker 1: the of the game, We're getting the huddle and it
Speaker 1: smells like someone just died, and everyone's like, what the
Speaker 1: fund is that. I was like, I don't know. That
Speaker 1: fucking smells like ship. So I literally had to I
Speaker 1: had to play the entire first half while just fucking
Speaker 1: soiling myself. It was pretty bad. That reminds me of
Speaker 1: a story Lincoln Kennedy told me our colleague the Old
Speaker 1: Raider offensive lineman, and he said that there were certain
Speaker 1: guys that had the reputation for intentionally shooting. Because if
Speaker 1: you're like an offensive lineman and you've got shipped all
Speaker 1: over you, yeah, the defensive players don't want to really,
Speaker 1: you know, get in on that. And it works vice versa. Man,
Speaker 1: if you're an offensive lineman and the defensive lineman smells
Speaker 1: like shit and something died in his body and there's
Speaker 1: crap all over his you know, the backside, then yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little competitive gamesmanship. Situations delicate situation. Yes. John
Speaker 1: the jailer rights in from Allantown, Pennsylvania. He says, Ben
Speaker 1: and Gascon, you are looters. What are your top three
Speaker 1: items from Costco? If I could I go most expensive
Speaker 1: items you can get at Costco which is like a
Speaker 1: sofa or something like that, Right, I think so television.
Speaker 1: It's not like you can get a car. You have
Speaker 1: to order that online television. Yeah, you have some computer
Speaker 1: computer stuff, Yeah, sofa software for sure. Drum of mayonnaise
Speaker 1: from Mannis, I don't know, it's what Costco's note for right,
Speaker 1: the big time big tub of mayonnaise. Maybe Brandon in Seattle.
Speaker 1: Rights and he says, how little money are you willing
Speaker 1: to pay for a daily special chicken taryaki bowl at
Speaker 1: the local restaurant? Seven dollars and fifty cents. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you can find one for five bucks, though, that would
Speaker 1: be good. Yeah, there's a up a good spots there
Speaker 1: where I live. That is a special thing when you
Speaker 1: find your local Chinese restaurant that has good quality, cheap
Speaker 1: Chinese food because it's hit and miss. Right, there's some
Speaker 1: some of those places you will immediately have to go
Speaker 1: and spend some good time on the throne if you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna lie. There is
Speaker 1: a great spot in the city of Torrance which serves
Speaker 1: chicken taryaki white rice. But I'm also guilty of this.
Speaker 1: I order fat fries with it. Oh yeah, fat fries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I put I put the terryaki sauce on the on
Speaker 1: the fat fries. I like the poutine. Any kind of
Speaker 1: poutine I'm good with. That's the greatest thing to come
Speaker 1: out of Canada is the poutine. You don't have any
Speaker 1: of those spots near you though, right, that's sir? Poutine?
Speaker 1: Uh no, there is one. There's one. It's not great poutine,
Speaker 1: but it is poutine. There's a burger place that has
Speaker 1: has a little poutine, So there is that. Uh, let's
Speaker 1: see who else do we have. Let's go Pierre from Springfield,
Speaker 1: also known as Alf the Alien Opinar. He says, you
Speaker 1: asked us to share the podcast with just one person,
Speaker 1: or to recommend the show to someone. With that in mind,
Speaker 1: I have been calling out former callers. He says. Pierre
Speaker 1: is a big super fan to contribute once again. Would
Speaker 1: you be open to the idea of doing a throwback
Speaker 1: Thursday or a flashback Friday like you do for newbies? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not a terrible idea. The problem with that is
Speaker 1: we'd have to do it in advance to let people know,
Speaker 1: to get the word out, because what happens usually with
Speaker 1: my show is people graduate from the overnight and then
Speaker 1: go back to the dreaded day shift, so it's hard
Speaker 1: for them to call in because their daytime people that's
Speaker 1: why they listen to the podcast, and so it's I
Speaker 1: don't know that that logistically would work. We could try it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we will try it. What sounds better, Throwback thir
Speaker 1: Day or flashback Friday? M hm um. I like flashback Friday.
Speaker 1: Flashback Friday. There you go, He says. I know that
Speaker 1: the Old Time Color is always welcome to call in,
Speaker 1: but some have fallen off. My efforts so far have
Speaker 1: only had tempid results, being that I've only gotten a
Speaker 1: maybe I'll call in from barbecuing Lynn. Oh yeah, barbecuing Land.
Speaker 1: That guy, what a character. Barbecuing Lynn is up all
Speaker 1: night eating big meals like two in the morning and
Speaker 1: the just living large. David from Simpsonville, South Carolina says,
Speaker 1: what do you drink during your fast diet? Soda or water? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty much water. David, Like, I'll cheat on the
Speaker 1: weekends and have like a glass of lemonade or something
Speaker 1: like that, but during the week it's pretty much just
Speaker 1: agua water, water. Water. He also says he's gonna hook
Speaker 1: us up here with an Sucky Wildcats cap. I can
Speaker 1: add that to my Collectional, thank you, David, it's good.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. My college hat collection I have saddleback.
Speaker 1: Then listeners have sent in Minnesota Golden Golfers and Iowa Hawkeyes,
Speaker 1: so I'm up to three, and I think I have
Speaker 1: some actually, like an old Oklahoma hat and a Missoo
Speaker 1: hat that listeners have given me over the years. My
Speaker 1: my college hat collection. I had got in Nebraska to
Speaker 1: say he was gonna send something, and outside got in Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: but they did not actually do that. Right, Carlos in
Speaker 1: Houston says, I know you don't condone using illegal streaming services,
Speaker 1: but if you did, what is one of those services
Speaker 1: that you would recommend, Carlos, you know it's it would
Speaker 1: be inappropriate me for to give that information out. So
Speaker 1: I don't know that I can do that, but I
Speaker 1: will tell Gascon if he gets his head out of
Speaker 1: his ask, I will give him the holy grail of
Speaker 1: illegal streaming services that I might or might not know. Uh,
Speaker 1: and all I need is a little trade. I will VPN.
Speaker 1: I pay for the VPN, you get the holy grail. Mhmm.
Speaker 1: I'll think about it. Yeah, okay, I'm slow playing it.
Speaker 1: Are you drinking water right now? To honor our guy
Speaker 1: from South Carolin, I am How do you drink diet soda?
Speaker 1: I do not? Yeah, drink I don't drink soda. I
Speaker 1: gave that up. I I got so fat drinking soda.
Speaker 1: I just that's it. I'm done. Were you sprite coke?
Speaker 1: Dr pepper? I was a dr pepper, cherry coke, regular coke.
Speaker 1: I do PEPSI also, but that was like my big deal.
Speaker 1: Occasionally root beer if I was feeling frisky, I do
Speaker 1: a root beer. But yeah, that was that was the
Speaker 1: man Mike grew up. I mean, we didn't even drink
Speaker 1: water when I was a kid. It was all soda.
Speaker 1: I mean my parents loved it because when they were kids,
Speaker 1: soda became a big thing. And you know, it's like
Speaker 1: it was a status symbol of the astoda. You know
Speaker 1: you were doing well if you had soda. So we
Speaker 1: would buy My mom would buy cases of that crap
Speaker 1: and we would just man, I loved it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was hard, like crack. That's so good, all right. Valls
Speaker 1: fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee, says Ben, what came first,
Speaker 1: the chicken or the egg? Thank you? I think the rooster, right,
Speaker 1: did the rooster come first? Caleb from Meadville, Pennsylvania says
Speaker 1: there are so many funny drops by callers on the show. Ben,
Speaker 1: do you have one that cracks you up more than
Speaker 1: the others? Uh? Yeah, there are several that I laugh at.
Speaker 1: The Hey mona one which is in rotation. Now. I
Speaker 1: like any of those old Genie drops. Unfortunately Roberto and
Speaker 1: he didn't really know Genie, and he a lot of
Speaker 1: those drops we don't get. We don't play them anymore.
Speaker 1: But I love those old Genie and Medford drops. And
Speaker 1: then there's one from this guy, uh that sounded like
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby and and then he said something in Cowboys
Speaker 1: said the same thing. He's like, Ben, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this. I'm black like that. It was
Speaker 1: hilarious the way that they said it. It It was. It
Speaker 1: was just tremendous dead pan comedy. Uh. That always. I
Speaker 1: always crack up at that. And then Mark the full
Speaker 1: name guy Burn Moller, you hang up on yourself, you
Speaker 1: know that kind of he's just screaming like a lunatic.
Speaker 1: I heard that live. I remember that. Yeah, he's he's
Speaker 1: out there. He still sends me nasty emails. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get very upset, and I'll take like a sarcastic shot
Speaker 1: at him on the radio, and then I'll get a
Speaker 1: manifesto manifesto email and uh, you know, like RiPP me.
Speaker 1: But then he'll rip Nancy Pelosi right in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, and then he'll go back to ripping me.
Speaker 1: And normally, normally how that goes our last email? Kevin
Speaker 1: in Rockford, Illinois, says Mr Mallard and Mr Guescott, Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's just Ben Gesscon's west of the four or five.
Speaker 1: You can call him, call me Mr Uh. He says,
Speaker 1: I am competing in a jitsu tournament jiu jitsu tournament
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth in Crown Point, Indiana. It was supposed
Speaker 1: to be in Oak Lawn, Illinois, but our governor is
Speaker 1: even more in nep than the King of California. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, Kevin, his majesty here in California,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. So he says, the guy
Speaker 1: in Illinois shut down everything down in the state. Uh,
Speaker 1: that all isn't really relevant to my question. He says,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to bash the Illinois governor. Well, congratulations
Speaker 1: you have, he said. Anyway, my question is why doesn't
Speaker 1: sports media talk about m m A or ufcmore combat sports,
Speaker 1: beautiful art and deserves more notoriety. Dana White is also
Speaker 1: the best leader in all of American sports. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: like Dana White. Uh. But then there's there's several variables
Speaker 1: to UFC and why it does not get a lot
Speaker 1: of attention. The main one is it's broadcasting, not narrow casting.
Speaker 1: In the UFC still has a rather narrow following. That
Speaker 1: would be the first variable. The second variable is you
Speaker 1: don't have the overwhelming personalities. There's a few of them,
Speaker 1: but that really moves in the like Connor McGregor and
Speaker 1: his Shenanigans. John Jones. Yeah. I mean there's a few
Speaker 1: of those guys, but a lot of To me, and
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong, I'm not a huge UFC fan. My
Speaker 1: brother in law loves the UFC. He's not a sports fan,
Speaker 1: but he loves the UFC. He'll like pay for pay
Speaker 1: per views on Saturdays and have parties and back when
Speaker 1: you could have parties and all that stuff. Their best sequence,
Speaker 1: at least time structure was when they first started the
Speaker 1: ultimate fighter. That was great because you you saw these
Speaker 1: guys coming up from the bottom up to where they
Speaker 1: were to compete and training, being in the cages by
Speaker 1: themselves and working with the coaches and then obviously them
Speaker 1: sparring and then eventually fighting each other with the right
Speaker 1: to compete in the UFC like that was. That was
Speaker 1: the epitome. I mean, I remember though UFC and Mixed
Speaker 1: martial Arts way back in the day when there was
Speaker 1: no weight class. This is like full blown Jean Claude
Speaker 1: Van Damn Blood sport. Like if you're a guy, it's
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty pounds, you can fight a dude that
Speaker 1: was two eighty six ft five and two eighty. It
Speaker 1: was drastically different. But yeah, I love the sport, especially
Speaker 1: with the way that it is now, the divisions and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But like you said, it's just it's too it's too niche.
Speaker 1: It's not you know, you get those fights, those those
Speaker 1: exclusive fights once a month, maybe once every six months,
Speaker 1: I mean every six weeks. Yeah, I would have to
Speaker 1: be And even boxing, I mean we don't we only
Speaker 1: talk about boxing, and there's like a big fight, you know,
Speaker 1: and you know, guys get Booter battered, bruised and completely
Speaker 1: beaten and all that stuff. And then but it's it
Speaker 1: is fun. I missed that, like, come in after a
Speaker 1: big heavyweight fight. We haven't had a big heavyweight fight. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we had actually had one one that stood
Speaker 1: out with the uh what was that guy's name, the
Speaker 1: the big English guy that that one was it last year?
Speaker 1: It was must have been last year. Remember who are
Speaker 1: you thinking of? Oh, the guy that was the big upset,
Speaker 1: the guy from England that beat Deante Wilder. Oh shit, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've already forgot the guy's name. He was a character,
Speaker 1: that guy, uh with the Tyson Fury. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 1: Tyson Fury. Yeah. Like, that guy was a character. That
Speaker 1: was fun, that was an event. And you know those
Speaker 1: those things, you know, the Gypsy King that's his nickname,
Speaker 1: the Tyson Fur, the Gypsy Kam like that. That that's
Speaker 1: a big deal because you can come in, you can
Speaker 1: break it down, you know. And back in the day
Speaker 1: with the the the late what was his name him
Speaker 1: Letterman or whatever the guy's name was, the judge. All right, Jim,
Speaker 1: here's here's I have it. Ten nine that round uh
Speaker 1: and then they go I always love at the end
Speaker 1: of the fight when you check the CompuBox, uh compu box,
Speaker 1: punch that and you see punches landed. But then it's
Speaker 1: like power punches. It's always fun to analyze the numbers
Speaker 1: after after the fact. But you know, we'll do a
Speaker 1: big boxing match, but the UFC, it's hard to do
Speaker 1: that because you know, if the most of the audience
Speaker 1: did not watch. It's kind of like hockey, Like how
Speaker 1: I like going to hockey games. I enjoy watching hockey,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't really resonate into talk radio, at least
Speaker 1: national syndicated talk radio. It pound for pound does not
Speaker 1: does not work. Plus I like I like the combination.
Speaker 1: I think it was Mike Greenberg and UH and Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan like they were they're great. I like Lampley and
Speaker 1: and as you mentioned, Harold Letterman, like those guys were fantastic.
Speaker 1: Whenever they're working together, I just we get Lampley and
Speaker 1: I get Lampleys. I I called him in the summertime,
Speaker 1: don't you remember, Oh he didn't want to come on.
Speaker 1: He had some he had some things he couldn't not discuss.
Speaker 1: Oh at the moment, what about now? Maybe you can
Speaker 1: come on now? He did sit hit him up after
Speaker 1: September so I can I can reach out to him.
Speaker 1: He's on the East coast. Did you know that? Oh
Speaker 1: he is. I thought he was on the West coast.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. Where's he living? What state? I
Speaker 1: think he's in North Carolina? Is that right? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: doing some I didn't know that really interesting. That's who knew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the great Jim Lamber. At last I heard he was
Speaker 1: living in San Diego. Um, yeah, lamp is very good.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite type of boxer? You? Uh, like the swarmer,
Speaker 1: You like the slugger, like the brawler. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's part of why I liked I like the UFC
Speaker 1: so much, is because you don't get many guys that
Speaker 1: are just trying to jab you to death. You know,
Speaker 1: you get the get the guys like Floyd Mayweather that'll
Speaker 1: just jab you to death and just try to score
Speaker 1: off you no matter what him at times of Cardella Hoya,
Speaker 1: other guys they're just they're throwing haymakers, even the small
Speaker 1: guys like pack Yo. But yeah, I prefer guys who
Speaker 1: just throw bombs left and right. It doesn't matter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean who who likes like you know, this is
Speaker 1: one of the knocks on Mayweather, right, Floyd Mayweather is
Speaker 1: technically a great boxer. He will out box you. He's
Speaker 1: um if you're a boxing snob, he's elegant, right because
Speaker 1: he he's he moves around and all that stuff, and
Speaker 1: he knows how don't win, you know, the points, but
Speaker 1: not entertaining. So all right, that's it. That's all I got.
Speaker 1: Guessco it's the thriller in Malarilla, is what it is. No, No,
Speaker 1: the rumble in the Mallard Jungle. No, no, the great
Speaker 1: Mallard hope. No, no, just punt the brawler in the
Speaker 1: maler No. No, thunder versus Lightning. That's not really a
Speaker 1: Mallard reference. Like Fight of the Century, that's always a
Speaker 1: good one, right, yeah, no, the showdown. Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can put all that in the
Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler and pack it up and throw it back
Speaker 1: to these ghosts. About that moving man, Matt who hates you.
Speaker 1: I'd like to take you and give you a pile driver,
Speaker 1: is what he would like to give you. A spine
Speaker 1: buster the head scissors back in the day, Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: did you know that a new documentary is coming out
Speaker 1: about Stone Cold Steve Austin. I did not. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have to watch it. That'll be a good one. Do
Speaker 1: a podcast review, Yes, that would be a good one
Speaker 1: because he transformed himself and was obviously a badass when
Speaker 1: he was sparing with Vince and the Rock and everybody else.
Speaker 1: So am I gonna have to see now there's a
Speaker 1: lot lizard. I don't know if I'll have time to
Speaker 1: get to it, but yeah, I don't know. Weekend's almost over.
Speaker 1: It's Sunday, you know, yeah, so almost over all, right, listen,
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