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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of requests for Dave Logan, the

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Speaker 1: his Tim Conway, we could get him on from kfive,

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Speaker 1: we should get on Evan Drelich. You know who Evan

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Speaker 1: how you do? All right? So, in New York and

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Speaker 1: York thing to do? It isn't probably look at then

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Speaker 1: the failure of the relationship. Sex life, uh no, sexual chemistry. No, No,

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Speaker 1: l A flip to Christmas music already, I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. It's not even you know, we're weeks before

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Speaker 1: their relationship. What was number one? Could it be politics? No?

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Speaker 1: uh anyway, says I only say this as the English

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00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 1: channel was also on a loop and then it was

421
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: updated and I saw it happen again. Oh, so they

422
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: must they must record this and then brought you know

423
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: what I mean. There must be a delay, and then

424
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: they eded out what they don't want. Okay, Uh, there

425
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: you go. He says he's been to China over the years.

426
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: Anything about Hong Kong Trump gets automatically banned. Yeah, there

427
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: you go. Um. And then he talked about the hotel

428
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm a pilot. This is the follow

429
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: up email from I'm the pilot. I says it was

430
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: all Chinese government officials working at the hotel. Uh, and

431
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: that's how they do it. He said the hotel was like, uh,

432
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: it was old, like a Motel six or like a

433
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: Howard Johnson jo Man. Also he also said that fasting

434
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: would work really well. Uh. He says that you could

435
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: bring packaged food and there was a fridge. He says,

436
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm a huge water guy, so he would grab like

437
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: a gallon of water off the planet. It's a smart move.

438
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: That's a savvy move right there. Well, yeah, it's anytime

439
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: you get off a plane or do you get a

440
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: massage or like during physical fitness, they always say that

441
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: you need to immediately drink water. And that's always a tradition,

442
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: especially on a line flight. I think it's flight to

443
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: China's like sixteen to seventeen hours. It's a long one. Uh.

444
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: He says the fasting would have helped, as I said.

445
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: He also says, apparently the tables are twofold. One I'm

446
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: a pilot says it's a disinfectant and waste containing the virus.

447
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: And to to let let's just say their water treatment

448
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: and waste management, Phil silly is they're not the same

449
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: as here in the good old US of A. We

450
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: were told not to drink the water out of the

451
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: taps that may have just been in hotel facilities. Oh oh,

452
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 1: so they take the stuff from the shipter and they

453
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: put it in the oh my, oh my, yikes. So

454
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: it's like Mexico. I need to tell you not to

455
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: drink the water. You get it. Monezuma's revenge in certain

456
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: parts of Mexico. Right, can you imagine showering then? Yeah,

457
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: cover your mouth with you Yeah, yikes. All right, well

458
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm a pilot. We do appreciate that. But

459
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: calm down. I'm just act like you've been there before.

460
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not throwing rose petals at

461
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: him because he drove from one coast to another. I think, Wow, secretly,

462
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot is actually more of a Mallard fan.

463
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: He just pretends to be a Gascon fan. That's what

464
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: I think. Listen, you're gonna be I think it's a

465
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna be triggered one day if he has like

466
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: David Gascon on his pilot jacket or on on some

467
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: kind of panever, he would never do that. He would

468
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: never do that. He did say though, that when his

469
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: travels take him to Los Angeles at some point, he says,

470
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: I might find myself at L a X. We could

471
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: all find some tacos there we go, We will go.

472
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: Let me tell you I'm a pilot, I will meet you.

473
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: We will go to Tito's Tacos, which is east of

474
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: the four oh five, but very very close to the

475
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: four h five. But that's where we're gonna go. Actually,

476
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: there's a pretty good spot next to l A X.

477
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: It's called Nudes, Nudes, Nudes, that's gone. It's called the

478
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: it's called Ponchos, and Ponchos is in this wonderful little

479
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: city called Manhattan Beach. No, no, no, that's west of

480
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: the format. But there's just plenty of opportunity there. I

481
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I think I'm

482
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: a pilot would enjoy that very much. No, not at all. Yeah,

483
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: the option to going to Culver City or Manhattan Beach.

484
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: When you come to l A what would you rather do?

485
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: That's where they make the movies in Culver City. They

486
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: got the lot right across the way there. That's where

487
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: they make the movies. The talent, the talent is in

488
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: Manhattan Beach. That's where they made like those old early

489
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: Hollywood movies. They that never They have that building, the

490
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: weird Triangle building where they used to make the black

491
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: and white movies, and they had like the three stooges

492
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: would would run around, and Abbot and Costello and those

493
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: types of Yeah, I get the novelty. Yeah it's historic

494
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: Culver City. All right, thank you, I'm a pilot. We

495
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: do appreciate that. And more email, more email, more email.

496
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: Let's see who I'm trying to get the names on

497
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: this here. Uh, I'm a pot also said you can

498
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: decline to fly to China, and apparently a lot of

499
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: people do. Good, So he did say that. Adrian my

500
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: li City writes in uh he said, is how's the

501
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: search for the Rocky Mountain Oysters not even happening? Now?

502
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: It is happening. In fact, it is. Let's just say

503
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: the Rocky Mountain Oyster benefactor has solved my dilemma about that,

504
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: and I will be eating a version of Rocky Mountain

505
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: Oysters very soon. So very soon, he says. Any luck

506
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: track tracking down the radio voice of the Broncos, Dave

507
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: Logan for a Friday interview, Well, we've brought that up before.

508
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: Gascon does not want to talk to Logan for some reason.

509
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why. He also says that, well, out

510
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: on a run about twelve years ago, it hit me,

511
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: he says, he has he wants to give us a

512
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: ship story. He says, I had to use the restroom,

513
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: Mrs Adrian, how to use the restroom right then and there.

514
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: I was too far to turn back home and on

515
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: a public running trail with few trees and very little privacy,

516
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: so my run quickly turned into a panic walk. I

517
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: know that. Adrian says, I had no other option but

518
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: to go right then, and they're luckily that day I

519
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: had on underwear spandex shorts and basketball shorts. Thankfully, the

520
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: spandex shorts were able to hold everything contain the damage

521
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: if you will, until I made it home and we're

522
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: able to be washed. The underwear, however, it was a

523
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: total loss and had to be thrown away. I was

524
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. See the problem I have noticed, and this

525
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: is only people that have the ships like I do

526
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: have can have, is when you walk after you ship

527
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: yourself and you walk, you get a rash. You know,

528
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: you get a little rash back there, depending on how

529
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: long you walk. It's a problem, oh man, Adrian. Adrian

530
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: also says has West of the four or five guy

531
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: ever crapped himself? Yeah, I actually did it during a

532
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: football game. Was that just your play by player. Did

533
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: you actually listen here, asshole? Like you're not in the

534
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: same student was me right now? Crap on you? I

535
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: uh my senior year in high school. Like we'd always

536
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: go to an Italian restaurant for pregame meal, which is

537
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: always pasta and salad in the case, and we went

538
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: to this Italian spot, had pasta and salad, and all

539
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden prior to kickoff, I usually get nervous

540
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: and get the jitters a little bit, but for some reason,

541
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: the jitters and the food didn't sit well with me

542
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: this time. And this was two hours after I ate.

543
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: Still didn't matter, and I'm on the kickoff return team.

544
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm actually one of the up backs, and the kickoff

545
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: was short. It came to me and the opening kickoff

546
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: of the game, I almost took it to the house

547
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: and this little pip squeak tackled me from the side,

548
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: and I remember this because it was like a sideways,

549
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: awkward tackle. I landed stomach on the football and as

550
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: you can imagine, like football, the stomach, the fetty chini

551
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: alfredo come out of your All of a sudden, we

552
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: get into the huddle. This is the opening play of

553
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: the of the game, We're getting the huddle and it

554
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: smells like someone just died, and everyone's like, what the

555
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: fund is that. I was like, I don't know. That

556
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: fucking smells like ship. So I literally had to I

557
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: had to play the entire first half while just fucking

558
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: soiling myself. It was pretty bad. That reminds me of

559
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: a story Lincoln Kennedy told me our colleague the Old

560
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: Raider offensive lineman, and he said that there were certain

561
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: guys that had the reputation for intentionally shooting. Because if

562
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: you're like an offensive lineman and you've got shipped all

563
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: over you, yeah, the defensive players don't want to really,

564
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: you know, get in on that. And it works vice versa. Man,

565
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: if you're an offensive lineman and the defensive lineman smells

566
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: like shit and something died in his body and there's

567
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: crap all over his you know, the backside, then yeah,

568
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: it's a little competitive gamesmanship. Situations delicate situation. Yes. John

569
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: the jailer rights in from Allantown, Pennsylvania. He says, Ben

570
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: and Gascon, you are looters. What are your top three

571
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: items from Costco? If I could I go most expensive

572
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: items you can get at Costco which is like a

573
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: sofa or something like that, Right, I think so television.

574
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: It's not like you can get a car. You have

575
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: to order that online television. Yeah, you have some computer

576
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: computer stuff, Yeah, sofa software for sure. Drum of mayonnaise

577
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: from Mannis, I don't know, it's what Costco's note for right,

578
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 1: the big time big tub of mayonnaise. Maybe Brandon in Seattle.

579
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 1: Rights and he says, how little money are you willing

580
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: to pay for a daily special chicken taryaki bowl at

581
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: the local restaurant? Seven dollars and fifty cents. Yeah, if

582
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: you can find one for five bucks, though, that would

583
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: be good. Yeah, there's a up a good spots there

584
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: where I live. That is a special thing when you

585
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: find your local Chinese restaurant that has good quality, cheap

586
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: Chinese food because it's hit and miss. Right, there's some

587
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: some of those places you will immediately have to go

588
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: and spend some good time on the throne if you

589
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna lie. There is

590
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: a great spot in the city of Torrance which serves

591
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: chicken taryaki white rice. But I'm also guilty of this.

592
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: I order fat fries with it. Oh yeah, fat fries. Yeah,

593
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: I put I put the terryaki sauce on the on

594
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: the fat fries. I like the poutine. Any kind of

595
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: poutine I'm good with. That's the greatest thing to come

596
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: out of Canada is the poutine. You don't have any

597
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: of those spots near you though, right, that's sir? Poutine?

598
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: Uh no, there is one. There's one. It's not great poutine,

599
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: but it is poutine. There's a burger place that has

600
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: has a little poutine, So there is that. Uh, let's

601
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: see who else do we have. Let's go Pierre from Springfield,

602
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: also known as Alf the Alien Opinar. He says, you

603
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 1: asked us to share the podcast with just one person,

604
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 1: or to recommend the show to someone. With that in mind,

605
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: I have been calling out former callers. He says. Pierre

606
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 1: is a big super fan to contribute once again. Would

607
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: you be open to the idea of doing a throwback

608
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: Thursday or a flashback Friday like you do for newbies? Uh? Yeah,

609
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: that's not a terrible idea. The problem with that is

610
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: we'd have to do it in advance to let people know,

611
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: to get the word out, because what happens usually with

612
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: my show is people graduate from the overnight and then

613
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: go back to the dreaded day shift, so it's hard

614
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: for them to call in because their daytime people that's

615
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: why they listen to the podcast, and so it's I

616
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: don't know that that logistically would work. We could try it.

617
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Maybe we will try it. What sounds better, Throwback thir

618
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: Day or flashback Friday? M hm um. I like flashback Friday.

619
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: Flashback Friday. There you go, He says. I know that

620
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: the Old Time Color is always welcome to call in,

621
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: but some have fallen off. My efforts so far have

622
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: only had tempid results, being that I've only gotten a

623
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: maybe I'll call in from barbecuing Lynn. Oh yeah, barbecuing Land.

624
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: That guy, what a character. Barbecuing Lynn is up all

625
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: night eating big meals like two in the morning and

626
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: the just living large. David from Simpsonville, South Carolina says,

627
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: what do you drink during your fast diet? Soda or water? Um? Yeah,

628
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: it's pretty much water. David, Like, I'll cheat on the

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Speaker 1: weekends and have like a glass of lemonade or something

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Speaker 1: like that, but during the week it's pretty much just

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Speaker 1: agua water, water. Water. He also says he's gonna hook

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Speaker 1: us up here with an Sucky Wildcats cap. I can

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Speaker 1: add that to my Collectional, thank you, David, it's good.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. My college hat collection I have saddleback.

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Speaker 1: Then listeners have sent in Minnesota Golden Golfers and Iowa Hawkeyes,

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Speaker 1: so I'm up to three, and I think I have

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Speaker 1: some actually, like an old Oklahoma hat and a Missoo

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Speaker 1: hat that listeners have given me over the years. My

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Speaker 1: my college hat collection. I had got in Nebraska to

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Speaker 1: say he was gonna send something, and outside got in Wisconsin,

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Speaker 1: but they did not actually do that. Right, Carlos in

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Speaker 1: Houston says, I know you don't condone using illegal streaming services,

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Speaker 1: but if you did, what is one of those services

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Speaker 1: that you would recommend, Carlos, you know it's it would

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Speaker 1: be inappropriate me for to give that information out. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I can do that, but I

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Speaker 1: will tell Gascon if he gets his head out of

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Speaker 1: his ask, I will give him the holy grail of

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00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: illegal streaming services that I might or might not know. Uh,

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00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: and all I need is a little trade. I will VPN.

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00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: I pay for the VPN, you get the holy grail. Mhmm.

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00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: I'll think about it. Yeah, okay, I'm slow playing it.

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Speaker 1: Are you drinking water right now? To honor our guy

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Speaker 1: from South Carolin, I am How do you drink diet soda?

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Speaker 1: I do not? Yeah, drink I don't drink soda. I

656
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 1: gave that up. I I got so fat drinking soda.

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00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: I just that's it. I'm done. Were you sprite coke?

658
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Speaker 1: Dr pepper? I was a dr pepper, cherry coke, regular coke.

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Speaker 1: I do PEPSI also, but that was like my big deal.

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Speaker 1: Occasionally root beer if I was feeling frisky, I do

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Speaker 1: a root beer. But yeah, that was that was the

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Speaker 1: man Mike grew up. I mean, we didn't even drink

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Speaker 1: water when I was a kid. It was all soda.

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Speaker 1: I mean my parents loved it because when they were kids,

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Speaker 1: soda became a big thing. And you know, it's like

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Speaker 1: it was a status symbol of the astoda. You know

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Speaker 1: you were doing well if you had soda. So we

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Speaker 1: would buy My mom would buy cases of that crap

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Speaker 1: and we would just man, I loved it. Yeah, it

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00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: was hard, like crack. That's so good, all right. Valls

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00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee, says Ben, what came first,

672
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: the chicken or the egg? Thank you? I think the rooster, right,

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Speaker 1: did the rooster come first? Caleb from Meadville, Pennsylvania says

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Speaker 1: there are so many funny drops by callers on the show. Ben,

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Speaker 1: do you have one that cracks you up more than

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Speaker 1: the others? Uh? Yeah, there are several that I laugh at.

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Speaker 1: The Hey mona one which is in rotation. Now. I

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Speaker 1: like any of those old Genie drops. Unfortunately Roberto and

679
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Speaker 1: he didn't really know Genie, and he a lot of

680
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Speaker 1: those drops we don't get. We don't play them anymore.

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Speaker 1: But I love those old Genie and Medford drops. And

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Speaker 1: then there's one from this guy, uh that sounded like

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Speaker 1: Bill Cosby and and then he said something in Cowboys

684
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: said the same thing. He's like, Ben, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know this. I'm black like that. It was

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Speaker 1: hilarious the way that they said it. It It was. It

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00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: was just tremendous dead pan comedy. Uh. That always. I

688
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: always crack up at that. And then Mark the full

689
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Speaker 1: name guy Burn Moller, you hang up on yourself, you

690
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: know that kind of he's just screaming like a lunatic.

691
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Speaker 1: I heard that live. I remember that. Yeah, he's he's

692
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Speaker 1: out there. He still sends me nasty emails. Yeah, you

693
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 1: get very upset, and I'll take like a sarcastic shot

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Speaker 1: at him on the radio, and then I'll get a

695
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Speaker 1: manifesto manifesto email and uh, you know, like RiPP me.

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Speaker 1: But then he'll rip Nancy Pelosi right in the middle

697
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Speaker 1: of it, and then he'll go back to ripping me.

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Speaker 1: And normally, normally how that goes our last email? Kevin

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Speaker 1: in Rockford, Illinois, says Mr Mallard and Mr Guescott, Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's just Ben Gesscon's west of the four or five.

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Speaker 1: You can call him, call me Mr Uh. He says,

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Speaker 1: I am competing in a jitsu tournament jiu jitsu tournament

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Speaker 1: on the fourteenth in Crown Point, Indiana. It was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be in Oak Lawn, Illinois, but our governor is

705
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Speaker 1: even more in nep than the King of California. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that, Kevin, his majesty here in California,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. So he says, the guy

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Speaker 1: in Illinois shut down everything down in the state. Uh,

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Speaker 1: that all isn't really relevant to my question. He says,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to bash the Illinois governor. Well, congratulations

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Speaker 1: you have, he said. Anyway, my question is why doesn't

712
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Speaker 1: sports media talk about m m A or ufcmore combat sports,

713
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,959
Speaker 1: beautiful art and deserves more notoriety. Dana White is also

714
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Speaker 1: the best leader in all of American sports. Yeah. I

715
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: like Dana White. Uh. But then there's there's several variables

716
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: to UFC and why it does not get a lot

717
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,240
Speaker 1: of attention. The main one is it's broadcasting, not narrow casting.

718
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: In the UFC still has a rather narrow following. That

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Speaker 1: would be the first variable. The second variable is you

720
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Speaker 1: don't have the overwhelming personalities. There's a few of them,

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Speaker 1: but that really moves in the like Connor McGregor and

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Speaker 1: his Shenanigans. John Jones. Yeah. I mean there's a few

723
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Speaker 1: of those guys, but a lot of To me, and

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong, I'm not a huge UFC fan. My

725
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 1: brother in law loves the UFC. He's not a sports fan,

726
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: but he loves the UFC. He'll like pay for pay

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Speaker 1: per views on Saturdays and have parties and back when

728
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: you could have parties and all that stuff. Their best sequence,

729
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: at least time structure was when they first started the

730
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: ultimate fighter. That was great because you you saw these

731
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Speaker 1: guys coming up from the bottom up to where they

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Speaker 1: were to compete and training, being in the cages by

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Speaker 1: themselves and working with the coaches and then obviously them

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Speaker 1: sparring and then eventually fighting each other with the right

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Speaker 1: to compete in the UFC like that was. That was

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Speaker 1: the epitome. I mean, I remember though UFC and Mixed

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Speaker 1: martial Arts way back in the day when there was

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Speaker 1: no weight class. This is like full blown Jean Claude

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Speaker 1: Van Damn Blood sport. Like if you're a guy, it's

740
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Speaker 1: a hundred fifty pounds, you can fight a dude that

741
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Speaker 1: was two eighty six ft five and two eighty. It

742
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: was drastically different. But yeah, I love the sport, especially

743
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: with the way that it is now, the divisions and whatnot.

744
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: But like you said, it's just it's too it's too niche.

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00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: It's not you know, you get those fights, those those

746
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Speaker 1: exclusive fights once a month, maybe once every six months,

747
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: I mean every six weeks. Yeah, I would have to

748
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: be And even boxing, I mean we don't we only

749
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Speaker 1: talk about boxing, and there's like a big fight, you know,

750
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Speaker 1: and you know, guys get Booter battered, bruised and completely

751
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: beaten and all that stuff. And then but it's it

752
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: is fun. I missed that, like, come in after a

753
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: big heavyweight fight. We haven't had a big heavyweight fight. Well,

754
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: I guess we had actually had one one that stood

755
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: out with the uh what was that guy's name, the

756
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: the big English guy that that one was it last year?

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00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: It was must have been last year. Remember who are

758
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: you thinking of? Oh, the guy that was the big upset,

759
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: the guy from England that beat Deante Wilder. Oh shit, um, yeah,

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00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: I've already forgot the guy's name. He was a character,

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00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: that guy, uh with the Tyson Fury. Yeah, there you go,

762
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: Tyson Fury. Yeah. Like, that guy was a character. That

763
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: was fun, that was an event. And you know those

764
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: those things, you know, the Gypsy King that's his nickname,

765
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: the Tyson Fur, the Gypsy Kam like that. That that's

766
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: a big deal because you can come in, you can

767
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: break it down, you know. And back in the day

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Speaker 1: with the the the late what was his name him

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Speaker 1: Letterman or whatever the guy's name was, the judge. All right, Jim,

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Speaker 1: here's here's I have it. Ten nine that round uh

771
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: and then they go I always love at the end

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00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: of the fight when you check the CompuBox, uh compu box,

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00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: punch that and you see punches landed. But then it's

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00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: like power punches. It's always fun to analyze the numbers

775
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: after after the fact. But you know, we'll do a

776
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: big boxing match, but the UFC, it's hard to do

777
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 1: that because you know, if the most of the audience

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00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: did not watch. It's kind of like hockey, Like how

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00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: I like going to hockey games. I enjoy watching hockey,

780
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: but it doesn't really resonate into talk radio, at least

781
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: national syndicated talk radio. It pound for pound does not

782
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: does not work. Plus I like I like the combination.

783
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Speaker 1: I think it was Mike Greenberg and UH and Joe

784
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: Rogan like they were they're great. I like Lampley and

785
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: and as you mentioned, Harold Letterman, like those guys were fantastic.

786
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: Whenever they're working together, I just we get Lampley and

787
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: I get Lampleys. I I called him in the summertime,

788
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Speaker 1: don't you remember, Oh he didn't want to come on.

789
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: He had some he had some things he couldn't not discuss.

790
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh at the moment, what about now? Maybe you can

791
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 1: come on now? He did sit hit him up after

792
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: September so I can I can reach out to him.

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00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: He's on the East coast. Did you know that? Oh

794
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: he is. I thought he was on the West coast.

795
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. Where's he living? What state? I

796
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: think he's in North Carolina? Is that right? Yeah, he's

797
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: doing some I didn't know that really interesting. That's who knew. Yeah,

798
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: the great Jim Lamber. At last I heard he was

799
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: living in San Diego. Um, yeah, lamp is very good.

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00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: What's your favorite type of boxer? You? Uh, like the swarmer,

801
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: You like the slugger, like the brawler. Yeah, I mean

802
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: that's part of why I liked I like the UFC

803
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: so much, is because you don't get many guys that

804
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: are just trying to jab you to death. You know,

805
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: you get the get the guys like Floyd Mayweather that'll

806
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: just jab you to death and just try to score

807
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: off you no matter what him at times of Cardella Hoya,

808
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: other guys they're just they're throwing haymakers, even the small

809
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: guys like pack Yo. But yeah, I prefer guys who

810
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: just throw bombs left and right. It doesn't matter. Yeah,

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00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: I mean who who likes like you know, this is

812
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: one of the knocks on Mayweather, right, Floyd Mayweather is

813
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: technically a great boxer. He will out box you. He's

814
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 1: um if you're a boxing snob, he's elegant, right because

815
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: he he's he moves around and all that stuff, and

816
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: he knows how don't win, you know, the points, but

817
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: not entertaining. So all right, that's it. That's all I got.

818
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: Guessco it's the thriller in Malarilla, is what it is. No, No,

819
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: the rumble in the Mallard Jungle. No, no, the great

820
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: Mallard hope. No, no, just punt the brawler in the

821
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: maler No. No, thunder versus Lightning. That's not really a

822
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: Mallard reference. Like Fight of the Century, that's always a

823
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: good one, right, yeah, no, the showdown. Uh, I don't know.

824
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can put all that in the

825
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler and pack it up and throw it back

826
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: to these ghosts. About that moving man, Matt who hates you.

827
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to take you and give you a pile driver,

828
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: is what he would like to give you. A spine

829
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: buster the head scissors back in the day, Speaking of which,

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Speaker 1: did you know that a new documentary is coming out

831
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: about Stone Cold Steve Austin. I did not. Yeah, I

832
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: have to watch it. That'll be a good one. Do

833
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: a podcast review, Yes, that would be a good one

834
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: because he transformed himself and was obviously a badass when

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