WEBVTT - Episode 93: I'm A Man, I'm 40 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.880 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.880 takes a Gamble. One of my bookies died ah at 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.080 the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:16.280 about his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.960 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:21.280 It's easy to. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.119 Have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my Bad Larry, Shyan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.080 Welcome to another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.400 You know, we say a lot of things on this podcast. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.600 Sometimes we say a lot of things before we begin 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:42.320 the podcast, and it's a good thing we're not recording 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:46.680 those things. Hi, Dylan, Hi Dan, Yeah, Shan Irving is here, 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.960 and of course Bad Larry joins us as well. I 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.040 did have somebody who called out Hyler. I did have 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.680 somebody who called into the show and they go they 0:00:55.720 --> 0:01:00.000 thought it was Shay and somebody named Irving. I heard that, Yeah, 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:04.360 but it's Shae in Irving, Texas correct, because when you 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.840 would call into the show, initially it would be Shae 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.959 in Irving calling in, Yeah from crazy Town Irving. That 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.920 was me, yes, but it's not Shae and Irving. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.399 I don't know Irving like Jackal and Hyde kind of. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:18.600 Yeah, something like that. All right, let me RecA how's morale? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.360 By the way, Larry, let me start with you. How 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.400 you feeling tough? 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:26.840 Week? I think I lost three units? Yeah, I'm okay, 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:30.960 though we're still up for up four for the year. Okay, 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.919 got a boatload again today. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.640 By the way, last year at this time, Dylan was 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.280 minus one unit, bad, Larry was minus twelve, and Shae 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.679 was minus ten. Wow, let's fast forward to this year. 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:48.520 Dylan plus sixteen, Shaye plus three, Bad, Larry plus four. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:50.480 Morale should be high. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.040 Wait to go, guys. Congratulations And I was leading last 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.080 year too, very good? 0:01:55.200 --> 0:02:00.320 Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Okay halfway through the season. Are there 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:05.000 any futures anybody got a future on Jim Harbaugh? I 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.880 mean he's going to Chicago, right, that's happening. He's going 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:12.000 to be the Bears. He's gone. That investigation is going 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:15.240 to make him run. Okay, but you can't run to 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:18.680 the NFL if you're being punished by college that that 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.120 it follows you there. They did that with Jim Trussell. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.799 But explain to me how the hell you can do that? Like, 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.639 it's not the un They did that to uh uh 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.520 prior Torell pror you can't do that anymore, Danny, Well, 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.040 I think you can. How the NFL is going to 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.600 agree to the n C Goodell bullshit? Okay, by the way, 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.959 by the freaking way. And I play poker with a 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.400 dude that works for the NFL. He's an attorney there 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:46.880 in Manhattan or whatnot. And I asked him, how what 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.680 is it like with the ginger son of a politician, 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:53.560 Roger Goodell interacting with him or whatnot? And he testified 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.760 to me that the guy's a goddamn robot. He's not 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.520 a real person. There is somebody inside of his shell 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.080 monitoring his his movements. He's not He's not human, Danny. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.760 We are living in a simulation with Roger Goodell. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:05.440 Is he ai? 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:06.160 No? 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.040 No, no, no, no, he's He's worse than that. I'm 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:09.720 pretty sure. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.440 He's from Hell okay, or an alien. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.320 But you probably shouldn't have been as descriptive with your 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.320 poker partner. If he's an attorney and he works with 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.320 the NFL Home Office. I want to this is not 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.640 my first job, Danny. I'm not very good at. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.919 This I'm going to guess there's probably quite a few 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:27.680 lawyers there in. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:32.239 The Yeah, but how many play poker with just degenerate? Yeah, 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.640 that's probably you. Gotta play poker with bad Larry. I'd 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.600 love to. I'd smoke him. Bad Larry's pretty good. Sure, 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:46.040 giggle factory plug back in, Son of a bitch. I'm forty. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.880 That's how old you are, you, son of a bitch. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:54.840 You're forty and you're uh bad. Larry's pretty good at poker. Anytime, Larry, anytime, 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.080 invite me to a game. Let's go. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.600 There's just nothing going on in Larry's head. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.000 I might set a game up just to get you 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:01.480 down here. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:01.840 Let's go. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.000 Are you're allowed out of Connecticut yet? 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:04.280 Do? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:04.440 What? 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:04.680 Now? 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:06.960 Are you allowed out of Connecticut yet? 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.320 I am? Yeah, the probations period is over, Dan, Thanks 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.680 a lot, Dan. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.720 Let's get back to futures. When are you gonna pay 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:17.400 me my three units for jmu Uh oh, you're undefeated 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.880 and they're already over. We gotta wait till the end 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.039 of the. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.040 Year for that, or yeah, I think you wait till 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:25.920 the end of the year. But congratulations, you had James Madison. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.000 What was the over? Yeah? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.360 Right, I think it was Uh it was that eight 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:33.120 and a half eight. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:37.480 And a half okay, and they're at what nine wins now? Uh? 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.760 Yeah, they're over under right now? Is eleven and a 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:40.320 half wins? 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:40.679 Okay? 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.040 Take it, Larry so damn my son. John sent me 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.599 a snapshot of the EIGHTP top, you know, twenty five, 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.760 and he said, yikes, we've only been playing with the 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.560 big boys for two years and they're already ranked one 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:56.400 ahead of Notre Dame. They're like twentieth and Notre Dames 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:57.000 twenty first. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.960 Well, and you're not allowed to go to a ball 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:04.000 game the National Jackson they're petitioning. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.960 Uh, I think the Bull Committee. Yeah this year. 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.040 Oh by the way, if they go and defeated, they 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:12.800 getting a ball game. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:17.680 No, but I they're asking if they can be Bowl eligible. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.920 I guess it's up to the Bull Committee. If if 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.680 a Bull wants to bring in James Madison, are they 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:27.160 able to they should be. I don't know, I don't know. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:31.960 Maybe we could do some research on this show before Ray, 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.280 you're the producer of this show. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:35.560 The gears are turning. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:41.800 I don't I don't like him thinking I'm looking at 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.040 way to go go. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.320 I mean if I can't figure it out like the 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:46.640 NCAA saw it. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.840 Hold on, what do you want, Larry? 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.000 I said, Uh, I believe right now they're not eligible 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:53.280 to be in a ball but they are going to 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:54.480 try and petition if they. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:56.040 I just told you that. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:00.160 But then the thing is that right now they're not 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.560 eligible for a bowl, but they're going to try and petition. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:10.440 Ah oh okay, yeah, that clears it up. They don't 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.920 have to go undefeated to go to a bowl game. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:16.080 By the way, what are the future odds on Jim Harbaugh, 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.840 the head coach of the Bears. Great question, do we 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:19.400 have that? 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:20.400 Uh? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.200 Maybe I could asked the producer. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:26.240 Here, it's picture day, Ray the last sheet in your rundown, Okay, 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.880 and right now for him to stay at Michigan minus 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.320 one seventy five to be in the NFL plus one 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:34.760 seventy five, I'll take that right now. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:38.039 Coaching plus nine hundred not coaching. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.600 I almost think I like not coaching better than going 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:43.159 to the NFL. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.039 Now, with that kind of juice, how about how about 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:52.400 Michigan's head coach next season, starting the season Connor Stallion's Connors? 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:54.120 I mean, why not? 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.200 It's called dedication? Damn it. Okay, these are odds now, 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.680 they're not DraftKings, so I can't really trust them. But 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:04.400 Michigan's head coach Week one, twenty twenty four, The favorite 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:10.800 is PJ. Fleck. No minn stop it? CMU favorite? 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:11.720 Uh? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.440 J Harbaugh? Who the hell's that? 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.760 He's the special teams coordinator for Michigan right now? 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:19.120 Any relation? 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:20.800 Yeah? 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:27.800 Okay? Good Italian family, the Harballs, Jesse Minter, Mark Stoop's, 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.960 Matt Campbell, Mike Hart, Urban Myer's. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.000 No way, how epic would that be? 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.200 No chance? Also ten to one Dion Sanders, No, that 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.400 ain't happening, No way, all right? 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.360 What about Charles Woodson at fifty to. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.960 One, Charles woods Tom Brady at one hundred to one, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:51.240 that actually is saying there's a chance, yes, Ray, why 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.160 not Dion? Like what, it's a blue blood school. They 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.960 would never let Dion on that freaking campus, let alone 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:01.080 coach SHOs kids. No way, How is he gonna deal 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.840 with the Boosters? It's a little looser at Colorado there, 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.880 hell yeah way. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.920 Colorado is an institution of higher learning. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:10.440 Institution of acid. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.280 Yeah, higher learning. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:17.480 I dropped acid. You did tell you what happened? What 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.880 do you mean I tripped out? Danny was great, smiled. 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.000 What do you do? What do you mean? What do 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.360 I do when I trip asked? Yeah, usually hang out 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.880 in a room, try not to leave the safety of 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.160 wherever I'm confined. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.240 You didn't want to change inside outside? 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.200 Yeah, I don't want to change scenery very much because 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.720 then I'll start freaking out. But you know, I just tripped. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.200 I actually have a funny Boulder story seeing the Dead 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:44.800 and Company, and uh lost the car. So we wandered 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:50.080 around Boulders Campus for about five hours and then drove 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:52.640 the car back to Denver, took a wrong turn, wound 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.800 up at the terminal at the Denver Airport. Oh No, 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.160 and then had to go loop back around. It was 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.240 basically after for the concert. It was about an eight 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:06.079 hour journey for a thirty minute trip. But it was 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.800 a trip and a trip. Oh yeah, Okay, there's probably 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.199 your trip Advisor. It wouldn't have and it would not 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:12.800 have been advised. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:16.480 It's been very good. Okay, anything do you want to recap? 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.440 Dylan want to start with you since you're still leading 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.679 the charge at plus sixteen. Now other units Dylan has 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:28.559 plus twenty two units. If you include baseball and Formula one. Larry, 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.840 his other units are plus seven and then Shay's got 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.400 plus one. Anything you want to recap there, Dyl, Well, Dan, I. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.160 Mean there's a very important one we talked about on 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.920 the show. But Iowa is a fucking. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.520 Powerhouse right now, okay. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.439 Also one of the eight and one, seven and two. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:52.959 Well yeah, take away that punt return, oh man. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.200 But I mean that like they're actually they're winning these games, 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:01.040 these terrible games, as well as just just trying the under. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.520 All right, uh shade, do you have anything you want 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.080 to recap? Not really, Danny, I did really damn good? 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.760 All right, bad Larry? Anything you want to recap from 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:09.280 last week? 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:14.040 The Giants suck? Say that out loud. That's my team 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:14.600 and they suck. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.679 Okay, and that's it. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.800 You can't I went minus three units, can't recap anything. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:22.839 I want to forget about it. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:27.559 Okay. That turns you're not sympathetic to bad Lay. I 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:28.840 got smoked in the NFL. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.520 Layer I didn't, well. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:34.559 Either, Yeah, what do they do in the NFL? One 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:35.520 in five or something? 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.560 Oh that that you had? 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:42.240 Uh one, two, three, four five? I think you're one 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.560 in six in the NFL. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.000 Awful, No one in five. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.000 I had the Chiefs and lost the other five two 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:49.640 three four. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:54.719 Five one in five. Okay, that Cowboys game, Danny, that 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.560 fucking they should have won. They would they were gifted 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.880 that they should have won. They were gifted that guess 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:03.480 they were still fucked it right in the ass. I 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:04.439 don't know if we need that. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.000 Uh, that's kind of what happens. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.800 McCarthy's bat piece of shit. We turn our attention to 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:16.199 uh Dylan this week, starting with college football already. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:20.880 Dan speaking of JMU Yukon, JMU Yukon's getting twenty five points. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:24.280 I'm gonna take it. I think the JMU house, well, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.120 they'll probably win, probably cut, but they're not going to 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.160 cover the spread. Okay, all right, And Yukon's actually been 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.559 a little feisty this year from time to time. When 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.560 at the first game of the season, that was. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.280 What about that Tennessee game, that's when you just put 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.960 to bad, Danny, forget about that one was bad? 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:41.720 Uh? 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:42.600 What else? 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.840 So big shocker here, Dan? Three units Iowa Rutgers under 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:47.199 twenty eight and a half. 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.760 Holy shit, Yeah, isn't that amazing? 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:51.719 Incredible? 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.400 Put every put every dollar you have that I don't 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:58.480 know if I'd encourage that mortgage bet. Mortgage bad bet. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:11:59.880 It's actually a guarantee. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.600 Iowa has now won thirty seven games since twenty nineteen 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:08.120 under the point spread. Yeah, that is incredible. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.480 That's good numbers down, all right? 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:10.079 What else do you have? 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.280 Washington? There's a rat line Washington minus nine and a 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:15.240 half against Utah. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:17.120 What does ratline mean? 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:18.959 It's just a funky line. I don't know. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.880 It should probably be something's. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.640 Up, something's up. I feel like people are gonna really 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.680 like Utah plus n like the. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.040 Jets getting a half point in Las Vegas against Yeah Raiders. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.760 Yeah, I haven't all right. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.000 Uh, Georgia Ole Miss. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.000 YEP, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.320 Oregon minus fifteen against USC. That's a steep one too, 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:44.280 but Oregon's good. USC sucks, they're Oregon's put up seventy 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:44.880 points on them. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.560 I thought USC was gonna win last week. Man, they 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:48.959 did not. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:50.040 They did not. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:55.800 They didn't know they were tied going into the fourth quarter. Yeah, AnyWho, Okay, 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.560 what else? Michigan against Penn State YEP. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.480 Our guy Jim Harbaugh chi can easily going to cover 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:02.520 four in Afgans. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.800 I love that. But no, I think they're going to 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:05.400 rally around. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:07.439 I think this is out. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.959 They're doing it for Jim and Penn State is bad. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:12.000 They're fraudulent. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:15.160 Well, Franklin's a crook, that's for sure. I don't know 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:19.360 if he's officially a crook alleged, alleged, No, it's it's 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.480 he's convicted, convicted. Okay, what else do we have? 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:27.559 So NFL Dan got a little parlay seen on the 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.600 show earlier today, heard on the show, it's heard slash 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:35.000 scene smelled even. Saints minus three against the I had 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:35.880 multiple hot. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.920 Dogs for breakfast. I know I heard the show. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.439 There's three on the sat about to eat three hot 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.400 dogs after this, at least I want everyone to know 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.600 that there's there's three on the roller waiting for him. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.480 That's what I ordered. Archies, I get a hot dog, 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.960 sour kraut, onions, brown mustard. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:52.000 You're a Sauer Kraut. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:52.520 You are. 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:59.840 Continue, okay, Marvin Parlay. Saints minus three against the Vikings, 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.160 Chargers plus three against the Lions and Cardinals plus one 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.559 Alfans the Falcons plus five seventy five? 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:09.280 What happened to my Falcons? I thought that they were 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.400 going to be an interesting team, maybe dangerous this year, 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:18.920 and they're neither. That's what happens. The coach is a billionaire. Yeah, 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:19.520 that's what you get. 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:20.480 He's got no skin in the game. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.400 You don't care. Arthur Smith's a billionaire. No, no, no. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:27.440 The coach his daddy runs faed X. He's just going 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:31.800 to fail upwards, just like the ginger. Yeah, and well, 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:34.320 which ginger are you talking about? Jason Garrett, Oh, you're 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.680 talking about Roger. His daddy was a fake coach. He 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.960 went to Princeton, went to Columbia, somehow he got drafted 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.960 in the fucking NFL. He's a bomb, Danny, He's always 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.160 been a bomb. If his daddy was a plumber, he'd 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:48.240 never been nothing. He would never be anywhere near a football. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.320 Roger Godalla's dad was a politician. Correct, That's why he's 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:55.920 the son of a politician. Ginger that nobody trusts anything else. Dylan, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.240 his daddy was a senator, by the way, which is 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:02.120 a politician, a freaking senator. I know it's hard to 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:04.160 take you serious when you're drinking a white claw. I mean, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:05.680 I'm just saying, I don't know. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.920 What is against where it's just soft. No, it's not. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.120 Yeah, it is. I've been drinking beer since I was Yeah, 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:12.680 I'm over it. 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.440 Dan, you'd rather have drinking these than fucking whiskey right now? Probably? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:22.440 Yeah, fair point. I don't know content. It's all about 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.600 content for the chefs, Marvin. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.920 I'm afraid of what they say right now. What do 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.920 you think they're gonna say after having whiskey? 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:34.040 Right? Bad things? Well bad. Larry doesn't drink whiskey. 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.520 I think it makes a bar, right, Larry got the 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:39.560 coke right now in. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:45.120 My car, Coca cola, Coca Cola. Wise, I'll meet you 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:45.680 at Rays. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.240 Yeah. You ever seen someone get down in the Jersey 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:50.119 Shore in forty. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:57.040 Sixty She's going to get that tesla going broom room, motherfucker. Yeah. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.160 Do you have anything else here doing? Yep? 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.880 A couple more NFL bets then tonight I'm going Panthers 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.080 money line against the Bears plus one thirty five. Oh yeah, 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.960 and a squeaker and a bad one at that too, Okay, 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.160 I going Bengals minus six and a half. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:16.400 Bengals, Bengals, Bingles, very Bungles Bengals. No, they used to 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:17.560 be the Bungles, not anymore. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.400 No, note, all right, six and a half against the Texans. Okay, 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.640 this one, honestly, I'm just intrigued by. But Giants plus 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:27.520 sixteen and a half against the Cowboys, fattest spread of 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:28.000 the season. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:28.720 A lot of points. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.760 It's a lot of points. Divisional game. Realistically, Cowboys probably 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.760 wouldn't by forty, but I can't. I can't take the 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.240 Cowboys with that much. So Giants it is. And then 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.480 Sunday Night Jets Raiders under thirty seven. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.440 You love the fucking under low numbers. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.840 I do. I've been all I don't. I bet like 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.840 the over. I think twice this season. Yeah, it's just 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.800 I don't know, and I mean statistically under the play 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:56.680 right sixty two percent of the time this season or 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:57.080 something like that. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.840 Yeah, that's what the odds are so far, Hi, the 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.320 best under since nineteen ninety one. That's pretty again through 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:06.440 nine weeks. Okay, anything else, yep. 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:09.119 Dan, college basketball season are going to sprinkle in my 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.520 losing future right now. To win the title, they screw 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:17.080 me every year. But Arizona, oh my god, plus two. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:21.280 Thousands, they're the Chargers of college That's exactly what they are. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:22.200 They're worse. 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.200 Actually, they guaranteed to hurt you. 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.080 They're gonna be there'll be a two or three seed 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.240 in the tenement and get bounced in the second round. 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.320 Let's bring in bad Larry joints us from the Jersey Shore. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.600 Hello, Dan, the say seem I mean? Did Dylan see 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:39.120 my picks before the show? 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:40.679 I don't pay at ten. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:42.600 I got too many that are the same with him, 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:46.880 especially in college. But one unit Louisville minus to twenty 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:48.040 and a half against Larry. 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:50.680 Larry, Dylan's the one leading right now. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.320 I'm trying to figure out how that is. You must 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.000 get my picks. 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.119 No, but then you would be leading Larry if you're 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.960 head of math or logic halfway through the season. 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:01.720 I'm not worried. 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:04.720 I'm not going to explain this. To go ahead, Larry. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:09.160 Louisville minus the twenty and a half against Virginia, Michigan 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:10.800 minus the four and a half against Penn State. I 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.119 agree with in Penn State. Michigan's a little better than 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.639 Ohio State and Penn State. I got Alabama minus the. 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:21.720 Ten and a half against eleven eleven, okay, eleven, I 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:26.760 have minus the fourteen against Miami. Yeah, pit minus three 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:32.359 against Syracuse, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss, Okay, 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:37.840 LSU minus to thirteen and a half against Florida and 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:40.480 Oregon minus the fifteen against USC. 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.600 Then I have a three team, three unit ts in 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:50.800 college football Alabama minus to half. Well, Alabama minus one. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.200 It's a half, it can't be a half. 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:56.440 Can you just give me eleven on Alabama? 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:59.120 Yeah? Ray, Ray, did you funk up? Yeah? 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:01.399 The line changed. I forgot to change it in your teaser. 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:02.359 That's my fault. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:04.159 It was it was ten and a half when I 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:06.560 sent it in. I already changed it to eleven. And 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.679