Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a Gamble. One of my bookies died ah at
Speaker 1: the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk
Speaker 1: about his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward.
Speaker 3: It's easy to.
Speaker 1: Have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my Bad Larry, Shyan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.
Speaker 1: You know, we say a lot of things on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we say a lot of things before we begin
Speaker 1: the podcast, and it's a good thing we're not recording
Speaker 1: those things. Hi, Dylan, Hi Dan, Yeah, Shan Irving is here,
Speaker 1: and of course Bad Larry joins us as well. I
Speaker 1: did have somebody who called out Hyler. I did have
Speaker 1: somebody who called into the show and they go they
Speaker 1: thought it was Shay and somebody named Irving. I heard that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's Shae in Irving, Texas correct, because when you
Speaker 1: would call into the show, initially it would be Shae
Speaker 1: in Irving calling in, Yeah from crazy Town Irving. That
Speaker 1: was me, yes, but it's not Shae and Irving.
Speaker 2: I don't know Irving like Jackal and Hyde kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. All right, let me RecA how's morale?
Speaker 1: By the way, Larry, let me start with you. How
Speaker 1: you feeling tough?
Speaker 4: Week? I think I lost three units? Yeah, I'm okay,
Speaker 4: though we're still up for up four for the year. Okay,
Speaker 4: got a boatload again today.
Speaker 1: By the way, last year at this time, Dylan was
Speaker 1: minus one unit, bad, Larry was minus twelve, and Shae
Speaker 1: was minus ten. Wow, let's fast forward to this year.
Speaker 1: Dylan plus sixteen, Shaye plus three, Bad, Larry plus four.
Speaker 1: Morale should be high.
Speaker 2: Wait to go, guys. Congratulations And I was leading last
Speaker 2: year too, very good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Okay halfway through the season. Are there
Speaker 1: any futures anybody got a future on Jim Harbaugh? I
Speaker 1: mean he's going to Chicago, right, that's happening. He's going
Speaker 1: to be the Bears. He's gone. That investigation is going
Speaker 1: to make him run. Okay, but you can't run to
Speaker 1: the NFL if you're being punished by college that that
Speaker 1: it follows you there. They did that with Jim Trussell.
Speaker 1: But explain to me how the hell you can do that? Like,
Speaker 1: it's not the un They did that to uh uh
Speaker 1: prior Torell pror you can't do that anymore, Danny, Well,
Speaker 1: I think you can. How the NFL is going to
Speaker 1: agree to the n C Goodell bullshit? Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: by the freaking way. And I play poker with a
Speaker 1: dude that works for the NFL. He's an attorney there
Speaker 1: in Manhattan or whatnot. And I asked him, how what
Speaker 1: is it like with the ginger son of a politician,
Speaker 1: Roger Goodell interacting with him or whatnot? And he testified
Speaker 1: to me that the guy's a goddamn robot. He's not
Speaker 1: a real person. There is somebody inside of his shell
Speaker 1: monitoring his his movements. He's not He's not human, Danny.
Speaker 1: We are living in a simulation with Roger Goodell.
Speaker 3: Is he ai?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he's He's worse than that. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure.
Speaker 2: He's from Hell okay, or an alien.
Speaker 1: But you probably shouldn't have been as descriptive with your
Speaker 1: poker partner. If he's an attorney and he works with
Speaker 1: the NFL Home Office. I want to this is not
Speaker 1: my first job, Danny. I'm not very good at.
Speaker 2: This I'm going to guess there's probably quite a few
Speaker 2: lawyers there in.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, but how many play poker with just degenerate? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably you. Gotta play poker with bad Larry. I'd
Speaker 1: love to. I'd smoke him. Bad Larry's pretty good. Sure,
Speaker 1: giggle factory plug back in, Son of a bitch. I'm forty.
Speaker 1: That's how old you are, you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: You're forty and you're uh bad. Larry's pretty good at poker. Anytime, Larry, anytime,
Speaker 1: invite me to a game. Let's go.
Speaker 2: There's just nothing going on in Larry's head.
Speaker 4: I might set a game up just to get you
Speaker 4: down here.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Are you're allowed out of Connecticut yet?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Are you allowed out of Connecticut yet?
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, the probations period is over, Dan, Thanks
Speaker 1: a lot, Dan.
Speaker 4: Let's get back to futures. When are you gonna pay
Speaker 4: me my three units for jmu Uh oh, you're undefeated
Speaker 4: and they're already over. We gotta wait till the end
Speaker 4: of the.
Speaker 1: Year for that, or yeah, I think you wait till
Speaker 1: the end of the year. But congratulations, you had James Madison.
Speaker 1: What was the over? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, I think it was Uh it was that eight
Speaker 3: and a half eight.
Speaker 1: And a half okay, and they're at what nine wins now? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're over under right now? Is eleven and a
Speaker 3: half wins?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Take it, Larry so damn my son. John sent me
Speaker 4: a snapshot of the EIGHTP top, you know, twenty five,
Speaker 4: and he said, yikes, we've only been playing with the
Speaker 4: big boys for two years and they're already ranked one
Speaker 4: ahead of Notre Dame. They're like twentieth and Notre Dames
Speaker 4: twenty first.
Speaker 7: Well, and you're not allowed to go to a ball
Speaker 7: game the National Jackson they're petitioning.
Speaker 1: Uh, I think the Bull Committee. Yeah this year.
Speaker 4: Oh by the way, if they go and defeated, they
Speaker 4: getting a ball game.
Speaker 1: No, but I they're asking if they can be Bowl eligible.
Speaker 1: I guess it's up to the Bull Committee. If if
Speaker 1: a Bull wants to bring in James Madison, are they
Speaker 1: able to they should be. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do some research on this show before Ray,
Speaker 1: you're the producer of this show.
Speaker 2: The gears are turning.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like him thinking I'm looking at
Speaker 1: way to go go.
Speaker 3: I mean if I can't figure it out like the
Speaker 3: NCAA saw it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, what do you want, Larry?
Speaker 4: I said, Uh, I believe right now they're not eligible
Speaker 4: to be in a ball but they are going to
Speaker 4: try and petition if they.
Speaker 1: I just told you that.
Speaker 2: But then the thing is that right now they're not
Speaker 2: eligible for a bowl, but they're going to try and petition.
Speaker 1: Ah oh okay, yeah, that clears it up. They don't
Speaker 1: have to go undefeated to go to a bowl game.
Speaker 1: By the way, what are the future odds on Jim Harbaugh,
Speaker 1: the head coach of the Bears. Great question, do we
Speaker 1: have that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Maybe I could asked the producer.
Speaker 6: Here, it's picture day, Ray the last sheet in your rundown, Okay,
Speaker 6: and right now for him to stay at Michigan minus
Speaker 6: one seventy five to be in the NFL plus one
Speaker 6: seventy five, I'll take that right now.
Speaker 3: Coaching plus nine hundred not coaching.
Speaker 2: I almost think I like not coaching better than going
Speaker 2: to the NFL.
Speaker 1: Now, with that kind of juice, how about how about
Speaker 1: Michigan's head coach next season, starting the season Connor Stallion's Connors?
Speaker 4: I mean, why not?
Speaker 1: It's called dedication? Damn it. Okay, these are odds now,
Speaker 1: they're not DraftKings, so I can't really trust them. But
Speaker 1: Michigan's head coach Week one, twenty twenty four, The favorite
Speaker 1: is PJ. Fleck. No minn stop it? CMU favorite?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: J Harbaugh? Who the hell's that?
Speaker 3: He's the special teams coordinator for Michigan right now?
Speaker 2: Any relation?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? Good Italian family, the Harballs, Jesse Minter, Mark Stoop's,
Speaker 1: Matt Campbell, Mike Hart, Urban Myer's.
Speaker 2: No way, how epic would that be?
Speaker 1: No chance? Also ten to one Dion Sanders, No, that
Speaker 1: ain't happening, No way, all right?
Speaker 2: What about Charles Woodson at fifty to.
Speaker 1: One, Charles woods Tom Brady at one hundred to one,
Speaker 1: that actually is saying there's a chance, yes, Ray, why
Speaker 1: not Dion? Like what, it's a blue blood school. They
Speaker 1: would never let Dion on that freaking campus, let alone
Speaker 1: coach SHOs kids. No way, How is he gonna deal
Speaker 1: with the Boosters? It's a little looser at Colorado there,
Speaker 1: hell yeah way.
Speaker 2: Colorado is an institution of higher learning.
Speaker 1: Institution of acid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, higher learning.
Speaker 1: I dropped acid. You did tell you what happened? What
Speaker 1: do you mean I tripped out? Danny was great, smiled.
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you mean? What do
Speaker 1: I do when I trip asked? Yeah, usually hang out
Speaker 1: in a room, try not to leave the safety of
Speaker 1: wherever I'm confined.
Speaker 2: You didn't want to change inside outside?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to change scenery very much because
Speaker 1: then I'll start freaking out. But you know, I just tripped.
Speaker 2: I actually have a funny Boulder story seeing the Dead
Speaker 2: and Company, and uh lost the car. So we wandered
Speaker 2: around Boulders Campus for about five hours and then drove
Speaker 2: the car back to Denver, took a wrong turn, wound
Speaker 2: up at the terminal at the Denver Airport. Oh No,
Speaker 2: and then had to go loop back around. It was
Speaker 2: basically after for the concert. It was about an eight
Speaker 2: hour journey for a thirty minute trip. But it was
Speaker 2: a trip and a trip. Oh yeah, Okay, there's probably
Speaker 2: your trip Advisor. It wouldn't have and it would not
Speaker 2: have been advised.
Speaker 1: It's been very good. Okay, anything do you want to recap?
Speaker 1: Dylan want to start with you since you're still leading
Speaker 1: the charge at plus sixteen. Now other units Dylan has
Speaker 1: plus twenty two units. If you include baseball and Formula one. Larry,
Speaker 1: his other units are plus seven and then Shay's got
Speaker 1: plus one. Anything you want to recap there, Dyl, Well, Dan, I.
Speaker 2: Mean there's a very important one we talked about on
Speaker 2: the show. But Iowa is a fucking.
Speaker 1: Powerhouse right now, okay.
Speaker 2: Also one of the eight and one, seven and two.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, take away that punt return, oh man.
Speaker 2: But I mean that like they're actually they're winning these games,
Speaker 2: these terrible games, as well as just just trying the under.
Speaker 1: All right, uh shade, do you have anything you want
Speaker 1: to recap? Not really, Danny, I did really damn good?
Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry? Anything you want to recap from
Speaker 1: last week?
Speaker 4: The Giants suck? Say that out loud. That's my team
Speaker 4: and they suck.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's it.
Speaker 4: You can't I went minus three units, can't recap anything.
Speaker 4: I want to forget about it.
Speaker 1: Okay. That turns you're not sympathetic to bad Lay. I
Speaker 1: got smoked in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Layer I didn't, well.
Speaker 4: Either, Yeah, what do they do in the NFL? One
Speaker 4: in five or something?
Speaker 2: Oh that that you had?
Speaker 1: Uh one, two, three, four five? I think you're one
Speaker 1: in six in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Awful, No one in five.
Speaker 4: I had the Chiefs and lost the other five two
Speaker 4: three four.
Speaker 1: Five one in five. Okay, that Cowboys game, Danny, that
Speaker 1: fucking they should have won. They would they were gifted
Speaker 1: that they should have won. They were gifted that guess
Speaker 1: they were still fucked it right in the ass. I
Speaker 1: don't know if we need that.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's kind of what happens.
Speaker 1: McCarthy's bat piece of shit. We turn our attention to
Speaker 1: uh Dylan this week, starting with college football already.
Speaker 2: Dan speaking of JMU Yukon, JMU Yukon's getting twenty five points.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. I think the JMU house, well,
Speaker 2: they'll probably win, probably cut, but they're not going to
Speaker 2: cover the spread. Okay, all right, And Yukon's actually been
Speaker 2: a little feisty this year from time to time. When
Speaker 2: at the first game of the season, that was.
Speaker 1: What about that Tennessee game, that's when you just put
Speaker 1: to bad, Danny, forget about that one was bad?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 2: So big shocker here, Dan? Three units Iowa Rutgers under
Speaker 2: twenty eight and a half.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Yeah, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3: Incredible?
Speaker 1: Put every put every dollar you have that I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'd encourage that mortgage bet. Mortgage bad bet.
Speaker 2: It's actually a guarantee.
Speaker 1: Iowa has now won thirty seven games since twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: under the point spread. Yeah, that is incredible.
Speaker 2: That's good numbers down, all right?
Speaker 1: What else do you have?
Speaker 2: Washington? There's a rat line Washington minus nine and a
Speaker 2: half against Utah.
Speaker 1: What does ratline mean?
Speaker 2: It's just a funky line. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It should probably be something's.
Speaker 2: Up, something's up. I feel like people are gonna really
Speaker 2: like Utah plus n like the.
Speaker 1: Jets getting a half point in Las Vegas against Yeah Raiders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't all right.
Speaker 1: Uh, Georgia Ole Miss.
Speaker 2: YEP, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss.
Speaker 2: Oregon minus fifteen against USC. That's a steep one too,
Speaker 2: but Oregon's good. USC sucks, they're Oregon's put up seventy
Speaker 2: points on them.
Speaker 1: I thought USC was gonna win last week. Man, they
Speaker 1: did not.
Speaker 2: They did not.
Speaker 1: They didn't know they were tied going into the fourth quarter. Yeah, AnyWho, Okay,
Speaker 1: what else? Michigan against Penn State YEP.
Speaker 2: Our guy Jim Harbaugh chi can easily going to cover
Speaker 2: four in Afgans.
Speaker 1: I love that. But no, I think they're going to
Speaker 1: rally around.
Speaker 2: I think this is out.
Speaker 1: They're doing it for Jim and Penn State is bad.
Speaker 2: They're fraudulent.
Speaker 1: Well, Franklin's a crook, that's for sure. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's officially a crook alleged, alleged, No, it's it's
Speaker 1: he's convicted, convicted. Okay, what else do we have?
Speaker 2: So NFL Dan got a little parlay seen on the
Speaker 2: show earlier today, heard on the show, it's heard slash
Speaker 2: scene smelled even. Saints minus three against the I had
Speaker 2: multiple hot.
Speaker 1: Dogs for breakfast. I know I heard the show.
Speaker 2: There's three on the sat about to eat three hot
Speaker 2: dogs after this, at least I want everyone to know
Speaker 2: that there's there's three on the roller waiting for him.
Speaker 1: That's what I ordered. Archies, I get a hot dog,
Speaker 1: sour kraut, onions, brown mustard.
Speaker 2: You're a Sauer Kraut.
Speaker 1: You are.
Speaker 2: Continue, okay, Marvin Parlay. Saints minus three against the Vikings,
Speaker 2: Chargers plus three against the Lions and Cardinals plus one
Speaker 2: Alfans the Falcons plus five seventy five?
Speaker 1: What happened to my Falcons? I thought that they were
Speaker 1: going to be an interesting team, maybe dangerous this year,
Speaker 1: and they're neither. That's what happens. The coach is a billionaire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you get.
Speaker 2: He's got no skin in the game.
Speaker 1: You don't care. Arthur Smith's a billionaire. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: The coach his daddy runs faed X. He's just going
Speaker 1: to fail upwards, just like the ginger. Yeah, and well,
Speaker 1: which ginger are you talking about? Jason Garrett, Oh, you're
Speaker 1: talking about Roger. His daddy was a fake coach. He
Speaker 1: went to Princeton, went to Columbia, somehow he got drafted
Speaker 1: in the fucking NFL. He's a bomb, Danny, He's always
Speaker 1: been a bomb. If his daddy was a plumber, he'd
Speaker 1: never been nothing. He would never be anywhere near a football.
Speaker 1: Roger Godalla's dad was a politician. Correct, That's why he's
Speaker 1: the son of a politician. Ginger that nobody trusts anything else. Dylan,
Speaker 1: his daddy was a senator, by the way, which is
Speaker 1: a politician, a freaking senator. I know it's hard to
Speaker 1: take you serious when you're drinking a white claw. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I don't know.
Speaker 2: What is against where it's just soft. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. I've been drinking beer since I was Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: Dan, you'd rather have drinking these than fucking whiskey right now? Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair point. I don't know content. It's all about
Speaker 1: content for the chefs, Marvin.
Speaker 5: I'm afraid of what they say right now. What do
Speaker 5: you think they're gonna say after having whiskey?
Speaker 1: Right? Bad things? Well bad. Larry doesn't drink whiskey.
Speaker 2: I think it makes a bar, right, Larry got the
Speaker 2: coke right now in.
Speaker 1: My car, Coca cola, Coca Cola. Wise, I'll meet you
Speaker 1: at Rays.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You ever seen someone get down in the Jersey
Speaker 2: Shore in forty.
Speaker 1: Sixty She's going to get that tesla going broom room, motherfucker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything else here doing? Yep?
Speaker 2: A couple more NFL bets then tonight I'm going Panthers
Speaker 2: money line against the Bears plus one thirty five. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and a squeaker and a bad one at that too, Okay,
Speaker 2: I going Bengals minus six and a half.
Speaker 1: Bengals, Bengals, Bingles, very Bungles Bengals. No, they used to
Speaker 1: be the Bungles, not anymore.
Speaker 2: No, note, all right, six and a half against the Texans. Okay,
Speaker 2: this one, honestly, I'm just intrigued by. But Giants plus
Speaker 2: sixteen and a half against the Cowboys, fattest spread of
Speaker 2: the season.
Speaker 1: A lot of points.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of points. Divisional game. Realistically, Cowboys probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't by forty, but I can't. I can't take the
Speaker 2: Cowboys with that much. So Giants it is. And then
Speaker 2: Sunday Night Jets Raiders under thirty seven.
Speaker 1: You love the fucking under low numbers.
Speaker 2: I do. I've been all I don't. I bet like
Speaker 2: the over. I think twice this season. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I mean statistically under the play
Speaker 2: right sixty two percent of the time this season or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the odds are so far, Hi, the
Speaker 1: best under since nineteen ninety one. That's pretty again through
Speaker 1: nine weeks. Okay, anything else, yep.
Speaker 2: Dan, college basketball season are going to sprinkle in my
Speaker 2: losing future right now. To win the title, they screw
Speaker 2: me every year. But Arizona, oh my god, plus two.
Speaker 1: Thousands, they're the Chargers of college That's exactly what they are.
Speaker 2: They're worse.
Speaker 1: Actually, they guaranteed to hurt you.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be there'll be a two or three seed
Speaker 2: in the tenement and get bounced in the second round.
Speaker 1: Let's bring in bad Larry joints us from the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4: Hello, Dan, the say seem I mean? Did Dylan see
Speaker 4: my picks before the show?
Speaker 3: I don't pay at ten.
Speaker 4: I got too many that are the same with him,
Speaker 4: especially in college. But one unit Louisville minus to twenty
Speaker 4: and a half against Larry.
Speaker 1: Larry, Dylan's the one leading right now.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out how that is. You must
Speaker 4: get my picks.
Speaker 2: No, but then you would be leading Larry if you're
Speaker 2: head of math or logic halfway through the season.
Speaker 4: I'm not worried.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to explain this. To go ahead, Larry.
Speaker 4: Louisville minus the twenty and a half against Virginia, Michigan
Speaker 4: minus the four and a half against Penn State. I
Speaker 4: agree with in Penn State. Michigan's a little better than
Speaker 4: Ohio State and Penn State. I got Alabama minus the.
Speaker 7: Ten and a half against eleven eleven, okay, eleven, I
Speaker 7: have minus the fourteen against Miami. Yeah, pit minus three
Speaker 7: against Syracuse, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss, Okay,
Speaker 7: LSU minus to thirteen and a half against Florida and
Speaker 7: Oregon minus the fifteen against USC.
Speaker 4: Then I have a three team, three unit ts in
Speaker 4: college football Alabama minus to half. Well, Alabama minus one.
Speaker 1: It's a half, it can't be a half.
Speaker 4: Can you just give me eleven on Alabama?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ray, Ray, did you funk up? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The line changed. I forgot to change it in your teaser.
Speaker 3: That's my fault.
Speaker 4: It was it was ten and a half when I
Speaker 4: sent it in. I already changed it to eleven. And
Speaker 4: on my paperwork. So Alabama minus one work.
Speaker 1: Somebody scratch you got there? You have no paper, Bloody Napkins,
Speaker 1: miles under bullshit, you don't have paper work.
Speaker 4: Georgia minus whatever, Alabama minus the one, Georgia minus a half,
Speaker 4: and Florida State minus the four. That's the three unit
Speaker 4: three team tas Okay, in the pros one back to
Speaker 4: one units. I got the Bears minus the three and
Speaker 4: a half tonight against the fans.
Speaker 1: I'm happy I'm going against it's three.
Speaker 4: Thank you. That's a that's a big half point, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think the Giants are gonna get smoked Cowboys given
Speaker 4: to sixteen and a half and that'll be seventeen.
Speaker 1: You don't believe in Tommy DeVito.
Speaker 2: That sounds like I'm a made up guy from my jersey.
Speaker 1: Who's quarterbacking? It's Tommy de Vito. Asbury parks Tommy de Vito.
Speaker 4: This game? How are the Giants gonna score? And my
Speaker 4: young Johnny p has Barkley as his running back? How
Speaker 4: is he scoring a touchdown?
Speaker 1: Wait, nobody cares about your son's fantasy league, but.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, how are the Giants going to score? Point?
Speaker 4: The Cowboys are gonna blow him out? Okay, okay, Jets
Speaker 4: Raiders under the thirty seven? I had a thirty six,
Speaker 4: but you, since you're given dill in thirty seven, you
Speaker 4: might as well give me thirty seven.
Speaker 1: No, I will get I don't hand these things out arbitrarily.
Speaker 1: These are the numbers there, Larry. Do you know what
Speaker 1: arbitrarily means?
Speaker 4: Yes, of course I do. Same. Saints minus the three
Speaker 4: against the WA.
Speaker 2: What does it mean.
Speaker 4: Arbitrarily?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with no.
Speaker 4: No, no, what with no care, with no care on
Speaker 4: his side? Arbitrary?
Speaker 2: Al Right, I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Saints minus two.
Speaker 4: Wow, Saints mineus two against the Kings. Yeah, then I
Speaker 4: had the lines chargers over the forty eight. I know
Speaker 4: it's a big number, but I think they're going to
Speaker 4: score some points obviously. And Mony and Monday night the
Speaker 4: built minus is seven and a half.
Speaker 1: Again, it's seven seven.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh that that's a big half.
Speaker 2: You know that it might be a bigger half, Larry,
Speaker 2: you're emptying the clip this week.
Speaker 4: I almost drove up there this morning.
Speaker 1: Don't stop it, No, no, no way.
Speaker 4: W mv's work and I said I might just drive
Speaker 4: to Connecticut and I'll be back before she gets out
Speaker 4: of work. And she said, what are you driving to Connecticut?
Speaker 7: Four?
Speaker 4: I said, that's because I don't get enough time to
Speaker 4: talk on the phone. Because now once we go to
Speaker 4: Shave's picks, I try and crack in and you don't.
Speaker 4: You guys don't hear me. So I figured I just
Speaker 4: go to lunch.
Speaker 1: Oh heaven forbid. Wait here? You wanted to make fun
Speaker 1: of Shay when he does his picks.
Speaker 4: No, because a lot of times I want to comment
Speaker 4: about so.
Speaker 1: We're missing some of that rep partee that you would have.
Speaker 4: Parte exactly right.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what that means, it means a little
Speaker 1: back and forth. Motherfucker. It means no, you love the
Speaker 1: rep Parte every weekend, don't you.
Speaker 2: I do like the Rep Parte?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you party with the Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, Larry, there's a simple fix to that. Why don't
Speaker 2: you just get your ass up here on Thursdays and
Speaker 2: do it in person?
Speaker 1: So why did you have a sleepover? Yeah, you've got
Speaker 1: nothing going on? What the true you don't work, Larry?
Speaker 4: Today would have been the perfect day.
Speaker 1: No, that's Larry.
Speaker 2: I'll make you eggs sactly.
Speaker 4: And then once she said why don't you just knocked
Speaker 4: to it? And I said okay? And I thought about
Speaker 4: running to Atlantic City quickly, but we're going down there
Speaker 4: this weekend, so I didn't want to do it. You know,
Speaker 4: a couple of days in a row. So I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna go have once with the boys.
Speaker 1: Well that's different than yesterday.
Speaker 4: This is all you two. I have a showered say somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Clary, have you seen Groundhog Days?
Speaker 4: No, I've never seen Groundhog Day? What premise?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not a movie guy.
Speaker 4: I know the premise, Yeah, the same day every day? Whatever.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him Shay, Are you ready? I am, Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: I got South in your Mouth Lane eleven and a
Speaker 1: half against South Alabama. Yeah. I got thirteenth grade plus
Speaker 1: three and a half against the jay Texas time Yeah,
Speaker 1: War Eagle plus two and a half against Archie Uh
Speaker 1: Southern Mists of Fighting Gores plus nine and a half
Speaker 1: against And I got the Baptist laying thirteen and a
Speaker 1: half against ODU.
Speaker 2: That's college Danny, Wait really quick, Ray, I'll take ODU
Speaker 2: plus thirteen and a half.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker once a fading the Baptist, you would, you
Speaker 1: would fucking fade the Batte. And no, we're not going
Speaker 1: to go down this road again. Considering we're not going
Speaker 1: down the road again, all righty hallelujah basketball Danny Lobos
Speaker 1: Catholics over one forty two. We got two good offenses
Speaker 1: running to night. That's tonight, right, and the tonight tomorrow
Speaker 1: it's tonight, Thursday night. Yeah. Yeah, I like that one
Speaker 1: a lot. Give me two units on that, Ray, give
Speaker 1: me two, Utah. And then NFL. I got Vikings plus
Speaker 1: three against New Orleans, Tampa Bay laying the one against
Speaker 1: the Titans, and then the Bears laying the three against
Speaker 1: the Panthers. That's it. Buccaneers opened as the underdog, and
Speaker 1: now they're the favorites in that game, which is kind
Speaker 1: of interesting. I like them any futures. I got a
Speaker 1: couple of them. Yeah, oh okay, aac, I got the
Speaker 1: road Runners plus four fifty. Now it's plus five hundred
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking genius. Western Kentucky plus one twenties
Speaker 1: now plus five hundred once again, the big brain on
Speaker 1: shape Michigan plus one seventy pac twelve US plus one
Speaker 1: ninety is the worst fucking bet of my goddamn life.
Speaker 1: Now plus twenty five hundred, Well, yeah, I will not
Speaker 1: be taking another piece of that. I can tell you
Speaker 1: Bad Larry's futures. James Madison over eight and a half. No,
Speaker 1: once again, a round of applause for bad Larry. Larry
Speaker 1: wants to be patted on the back.
Speaker 4: Uh, thank thanks, guys.
Speaker 1: The over under now is eleven and a half for
Speaker 1: James Madison. Notre Dame over eight and a half wins,
Speaker 1: what are they? Seven and three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could come down to the y Yeah, well it.
Speaker 1: Will Wisconsin over eight and a half. That's not gonna happen. Yep.
Speaker 1: They're five and four. I thought you learned about Wisconsin
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't bet on Wisconsin bad Larry did. That
Speaker 1: was that from last year?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 4: But then I took him to at the beginning of
Speaker 4: this year. I kind of liked Wisconsin, and wow, I
Speaker 4: love that too too.
Speaker 1: I love Scott, I did, I did? I fucking love
Speaker 1: Scott in pre season. Yeah, yep, Graham Mercy, you're there.
Speaker 4: Then I do want to I do want to add
Speaker 4: one bet just because here's the comeback starts right now,
Speaker 4: a little four point swing between Dylan and I. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna take the over in the Rutgers Iowa game. Need
Speaker 4: one turnover?
Speaker 2: Wow, do you have the balls to put three units
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 4: Yes? No, no, no, No, it's a it's a small comeback.
Speaker 4: You've got three units the other side. It was a
Speaker 4: huge win. Just risking one unit. I'm gonna back my
Speaker 4: Rutgers boys.
Speaker 2: Fucking Nancy, that is that is that's anti climactic three, Honor,
Speaker 2: don't do it at all.
Speaker 4: Say I'm gonna pick up four units on Dylan risk
Speaker 4: in one.
Speaker 1: I totally understand the math. You got I get them,
Speaker 1: you could I could carry the one motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You could make it six too, if you're so confident.
Speaker 2: Okay and a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give me one unit on that over, thank you. Okay, right,
Speaker 4: you're writing this down. I don't have to remind you
Speaker 4: next week.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm fucking writing it down there. How about Notre
Speaker 3: Dame this weekend? How'd that work out for you against Clemson?
Speaker 4: Clemson last week, last week or this week coming up?
Speaker 3: I mean they just lost to Clemson last week. They
Speaker 3: can't play two weeks now.
Speaker 4: At my costing my three units on their their head,
Speaker 4: plus I lost them again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I hope it is bad loss. Here's the pick six. Okay,
Speaker 4: that guy, you know, he should go back to Wake Forest.
Speaker 1: He's good job, how good at quarterback?
Speaker 4: He's like you got twenty five years old?
Speaker 3: You want Tommy Reese again back there? That doesn't work out.
Speaker 1: Better than Graham Mertz.
Speaker 4: Bitch with Tommy Reese. We were to beat Clemson, that's
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: We wi you got a mouse in your pocket? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Okay, Shaye and Irving, not Shae
Speaker 1: and Irving. Shaye and Irving podcast. Is it's back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And oh, by the way, how was therapy on Friday. Bad,
Speaker 1: Oh real bad. Well, no bad, Danny didn't work out
Speaker 1: very well for me at all. What kind of questions
Speaker 1: do you get?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: I mean, are you terrible on the witness stand? Yes? Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of swear. My therapist is very good with
Speaker 1: me and he trusts me. But then the roommate shows
Speaker 1: up and it's like, Shay, you're the worst. How could
Speaker 1: you do this to her? What's wrong with you? The
Speaker 1: therapist turns on you, It turns real quick as soon
Speaker 1: as she shows up. Oh so the therapist gets your
Speaker 1: confidence and then all of a sudden use it against
Speaker 1: me with the roommate in the room.
Speaker 2: Do you think the roommate's are doing all one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars handshake with the therapist before.
Speaker 1: She could I have no access to her bank account
Speaker 1: was possible. I would give her a lot of credit
Speaker 1: if she did that.
Speaker 2: It's a smart move.
Speaker 1: She ain't dumb. She's a smart woman.
Speaker 2: It's really just problem.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. It should have married dumber. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that I fucked that up.
Speaker 2: I would have thought you would too.
Speaker 1: Me too.
Speaker 3: Stupid?
Speaker 1: How how was the weekend good enough? You know? But
Speaker 1: once you leave therapy and then do you go back
Speaker 1: to work, work, go to work as long as tactical
Speaker 1: until Sunday. Yeah, as long as I possibly can. But
Speaker 1: then we got soccer. Now, Dany, we got soccer this Sunday.
Speaker 1: We got three games in a row. It's a tournament game.
Speaker 1: And to be fair, you know, I was asked to
Speaker 1: not call into the soccer board meetings ever again that
Speaker 1: we zoomed in and I just kind of laid it
Speaker 1: into the soccer board because I think they're all bombs
Speaker 1: and they don't have an A B team, they just
Speaker 1: have you know, we all would have played together. So
Speaker 1: all these shitty kids are playing soccer and get in
Speaker 1: the goddamn way. And my point is, you know they're bombs,
Speaker 1: they should go to the fuck home and learn how
Speaker 1: to crochet or I don't know, do interpretive dance. I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. It's Fairfield County. Get off the
Speaker 1: fucking field. Are your kids any good?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: My eldest is legit. Ye, no, she fucking scores. She's good,
Speaker 1: great defense too.
Speaker 3: She's violent, violent, bit of a ballhog of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got a couple of Uh no she's not,
Speaker 1: but she got a couple of penalties the last two
Speaker 1: games in a row because she's just pulling kids down
Speaker 1: by their jersey. Get the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, so uh Shay and Irving. The
Speaker 1: podcast available wherever you get your podcast, you can have
Speaker 1: more of this delightful type of conversation. I can't wait, Uh, Larry,
Speaker 1: anything you want to mention before we say goodbye?
Speaker 4: No, good luck, go Rutgers.
Speaker 1: Where are you right now?
Speaker 4: I walked back?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm ordering.
Speaker 4: I'm going to order my lunch. Okay, I got people,
Speaker 4: I got I got people here.
Speaker 1: Oh I know you three guys.
Speaker 4: I'll send you a little picture of me in a
Speaker 4: different way.
Speaker 1: Please don't, please don't. Thanks Dan, all right, thank you,
Speaker 1: uh and Dylan, thank you for your participation here.
Speaker 3: Thank you Dan.
Speaker 1: Enjoy your white clothes. We will.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had one?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: Have you had the cherry?
Speaker 1: I don't like there? It's too sugary. No, they're not.
Speaker 2: Look I'll read off. There's two grams of sugar.
Speaker 1: I don't I do not want to do a hundred
Speaker 1: calories danding, I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's cutting season.
Speaker 1: Yes, look at look how small that can looks in
Speaker 1: your large man hair, You got man hands. Tell the
Speaker 1: audience dance, Yeah, we got big hands compared to Marvin.
Speaker 1: My daughter's got.
Speaker 5: Big hands compared to That is unnecessary, That is it
Speaker 5: is that, that is hurt. That is wrong to say,
Speaker 5: incredibly accurate, but hurt.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: That'll do it, that'll do it. Dan Patrick takes a
Speaker 1: gamble every week at this time. Thanks for joining us,
Speaker 1: Good luck this weekend, man, and we'll talk to you
Speaker 1: next week