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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a Gamble. One of my bookies died ah at

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Speaker 1: the Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk

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Speaker 1: about his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 1: You're a coward.

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Speaker 3: It's easy to.

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Speaker 1: Have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now join my Bad Larry, Shyan Irving, and Dylan

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Speaker 2: the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble.

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Speaker 1: You know, we say a lot of things on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we say a lot of things before we begin

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Speaker 1: the podcast, and it's a good thing we're not recording

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Speaker 1: those things. Hi, Dylan, Hi Dan, Yeah, Shan Irving is here,

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Speaker 1: and of course Bad Larry joins us as well. I

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Speaker 1: did have somebody who called out Hyler. I did have

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Speaker 1: somebody who called into the show and they go they

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Speaker 1: thought it was Shay and somebody named Irving. I heard that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's Shae in Irving, Texas correct, because when you

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Speaker 1: would call into the show, initially it would be Shae

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Speaker 1: in Irving calling in, Yeah from crazy Town Irving. That

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Speaker 1: was me, yes, but it's not Shae and Irving.

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Speaker 2: I don't know Irving like Jackal and Hyde kind of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. All right, let me RecA how's morale?

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Speaker 1: By the way, Larry, let me start with you. How

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Speaker 1: you feeling tough?

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Speaker 4: Week? I think I lost three units? Yeah, I'm okay,

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Speaker 4: though we're still up for up four for the year. Okay,

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Speaker 4: got a boatload again today.

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Speaker 1: By the way, last year at this time, Dylan was

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Speaker 1: minus one unit, bad, Larry was minus twelve, and Shae

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Speaker 1: was minus ten. Wow, let's fast forward to this year.

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Speaker 1: Dylan plus sixteen, Shaye plus three, Bad, Larry plus four.

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Speaker 1: Morale should be high.

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Speaker 2: Wait to go, guys. Congratulations And I was leading last

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Speaker 2: year too, very good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, congratulations. Okay halfway through the season. Are there

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Speaker 1: any futures anybody got a future on Jim Harbaugh? I

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Speaker 1: mean he's going to Chicago, right, that's happening. He's going

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Speaker 1: to be the Bears. He's gone. That investigation is going

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Speaker 1: to make him run. Okay, but you can't run to

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Speaker 1: the NFL if you're being punished by college that that

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Speaker 1: it follows you there. They did that with Jim Trussell.

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Speaker 1: But explain to me how the hell you can do that? Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not the un They did that to uh uh

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Speaker 1: prior Torell pror you can't do that anymore, Danny, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think you can. How the NFL is going to

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Speaker 1: agree to the n C Goodell bullshit? Okay, by the way,

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Speaker 1: by the freaking way. And I play poker with a

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Speaker 1: dude that works for the NFL. He's an attorney there

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Speaker 1: in Manhattan or whatnot. And I asked him, how what

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Speaker 1: Roger Goodell interacting with him or whatnot? And he testified

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Speaker 1: to me that the guy's a goddamn robot. He's not

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Speaker 1: a real person. There is somebody inside of his shell

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Speaker 1: monitoring his his movements. He's not He's not human, Danny.

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Speaker 1: We are living in a simulation with Roger Goodell.

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Speaker 3: Is he ai?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he's He's worse than that. I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure.

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Speaker 2: He's from Hell okay, or an alien.

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Speaker 1: But you probably shouldn't have been as descriptive with your

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Speaker 1: my first job, Danny. I'm not very good at.

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Speaker 2: This I'm going to guess there's probably quite a few

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Speaker 1: The Yeah, but how many play poker with just degenerate? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's probably you. Gotta play poker with bad Larry. I'd

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Speaker 1: giggle factory plug back in, Son of a bitch. I'm forty.

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Speaker 1: That's how old you are, you, son of a bitch.

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Speaker 1: You're forty and you're uh bad. Larry's pretty good at poker. Anytime, Larry, anytime,

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Speaker 2: There's just nothing going on in Larry's head.

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Speaker 4: I might set a game up just to get you

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: Are you're allowed out of Connecticut yet?

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Speaker 6: Do?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 4: Are you allowed out of Connecticut yet?

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Speaker 4: Let's get back to futures. When are you gonna pay

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Speaker 4: me my three units for jmu Uh oh, you're undefeated

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Speaker 4: and they're already over. We gotta wait till the end

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Speaker 1: Year for that, or yeah, I think you wait till

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Speaker 1: the end of the year. But congratulations, you had James Madison.

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Speaker 1: What was the over? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And a half okay, and they're at what nine wins now? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're over under right now? Is eleven and a

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Speaker 4: Take it, Larry so damn my son. John sent me

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Speaker 4: a snapshot of the EIGHTP top, you know, twenty five,

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Speaker 4: big boys for two years and they're already ranked one

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Speaker 4: ahead of Notre Dame. They're like twentieth and Notre Dames

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Speaker 7: Well, and you're not allowed to go to a ball

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Speaker 7: game the National Jackson they're petitioning.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I think the Bull Committee. Yeah this year.

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Speaker 4: Oh by the way, if they go and defeated, they

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Speaker 4: getting a ball game.

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Speaker 1: No, but I they're asking if they can be Bowl eligible.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's up to the Bull Committee. If if

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Speaker 1: a Bull wants to bring in James Madison, are they

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Speaker 1: able to they should be. I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we could do some research on this show before Ray,

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Speaker 2: The gears are turning.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't like him thinking I'm looking at

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Speaker 3: I mean if I can't figure it out like the

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Speaker 1: Hold on, what do you want, Larry?

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Speaker 4: I said, Uh, I believe right now they're not eligible

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Speaker 1: I just told you that.

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Speaker 2: But then the thing is that right now they're not

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Speaker 1: Ah oh okay, yeah, that clears it up. They don't

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Speaker 1: have to go undefeated to go to a bowl game.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I could asked the producer.

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Speaker 6: Here, it's picture day, Ray the last sheet in your rundown, Okay,

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Speaker 6: and right now for him to stay at Michigan minus

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Speaker 3: Coaching plus nine hundred not coaching.

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Speaker 2: I almost think I like not coaching better than going

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Speaker 1: Now, with that kind of juice, how about how about

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Speaker 1: Michigan's head coach next season, starting the season Connor Stallion's Connors?

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Speaker 4: I mean, why not?

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Speaker 1: It's called dedication? Damn it. Okay, these are odds now,

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Speaker 1: Michigan's head coach Week one, twenty twenty four, The favorite

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Speaker 1: is PJ. Fleck. No minn stop it? CMU favorite?

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Speaker 1: J Harbaugh? Who the hell's that?

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Speaker 3: He's the special teams coordinator for Michigan right now?

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Speaker 2: Any relation?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Good Italian family, the Harballs, Jesse Minter, Mark Stoop's,

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Speaker 2: No way, how epic would that be?

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Speaker 1: No chance? Also ten to one Dion Sanders, No, that

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Speaker 1: ain't happening, No way, all right?

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Speaker 2: What about Charles Woodson at fifty to.

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Speaker 1: One, Charles woods Tom Brady at one hundred to one,

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Speaker 1: that actually is saying there's a chance, yes, Ray, why

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Speaker 1: coach SHOs kids. No way, How is he gonna deal

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Speaker 1: hell yeah way.

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Speaker 2: Colorado is an institution of higher learning.

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Speaker 1: Institution of acid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, higher learning.

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Speaker 1: I dropped acid. You did tell you what happened? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean I tripped out? Danny was great, smiled.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you mean? What do

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Speaker 1: I do when I trip asked? Yeah, usually hang out

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Speaker 2: You didn't want to change inside outside?

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Speaker 2: I actually have a funny Boulder story seeing the Dead

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Speaker 1: It's been very good. Okay, anything do you want to recap?

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Speaker 1: Dylan want to start with you since you're still leading

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Speaker 1: the charge at plus sixteen. Now other units Dylan has

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Speaker 1: plus twenty two units. If you include baseball and Formula one. Larry,

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Speaker 1: his other units are plus seven and then Shay's got

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Speaker 1: plus one. Anything you want to recap there, Dyl, Well, Dan, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean there's a very important one we talked about on

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Speaker 2: the show. But Iowa is a fucking.

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Speaker 1: Powerhouse right now, okay.

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Speaker 2: Also one of the eight and one, seven and two.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, take away that punt return, oh man.

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Speaker 2: But I mean that like they're actually they're winning these games,

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Speaker 2: these terrible games, as well as just just trying the under.

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Speaker 1: All right, uh shade, do you have anything you want

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Speaker 1: to recap? Not really, Danny, I did really damn good?

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Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry? Anything you want to recap from

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Speaker 1: last week?

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Speaker 4: The Giants suck? Say that out loud. That's my team

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Speaker 4: and they suck.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and that's it.

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Speaker 4: You can't I went minus three units, can't recap anything.

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Speaker 4: I want to forget about it.

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Speaker 1: Okay. That turns you're not sympathetic to bad Lay. I

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Speaker 1: got smoked in the NFL.

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Speaker 2: Layer I didn't, well.

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Speaker 4: Either, Yeah, what do they do in the NFL? One

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Speaker 4: in five or something?

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Speaker 2: Oh that that you had?

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Speaker 1: Uh one, two, three, four five? I think you're one

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Speaker 2: Awful, No one in five.

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Speaker 4: I had the Chiefs and lost the other five two

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Speaker 1: Five one in five. Okay, that Cowboys game, Danny, that

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Speaker 1: fucking they should have won. They would they were gifted

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Speaker 1: that they should have won. They were gifted that guess

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Speaker 1: they were still fucked it right in the ass. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if we need that.

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's kind of what happens.

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Speaker 1: McCarthy's bat piece of shit. We turn our attention to

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Speaker 1: uh Dylan this week, starting with college football already.

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Speaker 2: Dan speaking of JMU Yukon, JMU Yukon's getting twenty five points.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. I think the JMU house, well,

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Speaker 2: they'll probably win, probably cut, but they're not going to

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Speaker 2: cover the spread. Okay, all right, And Yukon's actually been

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Speaker 1: What about that Tennessee game, that's when you just put

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Speaker 1: to bad, Danny, forget about that one was bad?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: What else?

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Speaker 2: So big shocker here, Dan? Three units Iowa Rutgers under

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Speaker 2: twenty eight and a half.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, Yeah, isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 3: Incredible?

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Speaker 1: Put every put every dollar you have that I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I'd encourage that mortgage bet. Mortgage bad bet.

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Speaker 2: It's actually a guarantee.

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Speaker 1: Iowa has now won thirty seven games since twenty nineteen

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Speaker 1: under the point spread. Yeah, that is incredible.

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Speaker 2: That's good numbers down, all right?

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Speaker 1: What else do you have?

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Speaker 2: Washington? There's a rat line Washington minus nine and a

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Speaker 2: half against Utah.

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Speaker 1: What does ratline mean?

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Speaker 2: It's just a funky line. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It should probably be something's.

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Speaker 2: Up, something's up. I feel like people are gonna really

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Speaker 1: Jets getting a half point in Las Vegas against Yeah Raiders.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Georgia Ole Miss.

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Speaker 2: YEP, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss.

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Speaker 2: Oregon minus fifteen against USC. That's a steep one too,

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Speaker 2: but Oregon's good. USC sucks, they're Oregon's put up seventy

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Speaker 1: I thought USC was gonna win last week. Man, they

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Speaker 1: did not.

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Speaker 2: They did not.

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Speaker 1: They didn't know they were tied going into the fourth quarter. Yeah, AnyWho, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else? Michigan against Penn State YEP.

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Speaker 2: Our guy Jim Harbaugh chi can easily going to cover

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Speaker 1: I love that. But no, I think they're going to

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Speaker 2: I think this is out.

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Speaker 1: They're doing it for Jim and Penn State is bad.

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Speaker 2: They're fraudulent.

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Speaker 1: Well, Franklin's a crook, that's for sure. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if he's officially a crook alleged, alleged, No, it's it's

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Speaker 1: he's convicted, convicted. Okay, what else do we have?

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Speaker 2: So NFL Dan got a little parlay seen on the

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Speaker 2: scene smelled even. Saints minus three against the I had

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Speaker 2: multiple hot.

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Speaker 1: Dogs for breakfast. I know I heard the show.

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Speaker 2: There's three on the sat about to eat three hot

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Speaker 2: that there's there's three on the roller waiting for him.

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Speaker 1: That's what I ordered. Archies, I get a hot dog,

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Speaker 1: sour kraut, onions, brown mustard.

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Speaker 2: You're a Sauer Kraut.

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Speaker 1: You are.

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Speaker 2: Continue, okay, Marvin Parlay. Saints minus three against the Vikings,

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Speaker 2: Chargers plus three against the Lions and Cardinals plus one

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Speaker 2: Alfans the Falcons plus five seventy five?

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Speaker 1: What happened to my Falcons? I thought that they were

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Speaker 1: going to be an interesting team, maybe dangerous this year,

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Speaker 1: and they're neither. That's what happens. The coach is a billionaire. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you get.

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Speaker 2: He's got no skin in the game.

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Speaker 1: You don't care. Arthur Smith's a billionaire. No, no, no.

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Speaker 1: The coach his daddy runs faed X. He's just going

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Speaker 1: to fail upwards, just like the ginger. Yeah, and well,

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Speaker 1: which ginger are you talking about? Jason Garrett, Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: talking about Roger. His daddy was a fake coach. He

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Speaker 1: went to Princeton, went to Columbia, somehow he got drafted

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Speaker 1: in the fucking NFL. He's a bomb, Danny, He's always

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Speaker 1: been a bomb. If his daddy was a plumber, he'd

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Speaker 1: never been nothing. He would never be anywhere near a football.

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Speaker 1: Roger Godalla's dad was a politician. Correct, That's why he's

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Speaker 1: the son of a politician. Ginger that nobody trusts anything else. Dylan,

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Speaker 1: his daddy was a senator, by the way, which is

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Speaker 1: a politician, a freaking senator. I know it's hard to

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Speaker 1: take you serious when you're drinking a white claw. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: What is against where it's just soft. No, it's not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. I've been drinking beer since I was Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm over it.

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Speaker 2: Dan, you'd rather have drinking these than fucking whiskey right now? Probably?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fair point. I don't know content. It's all about

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Speaker 1: content for the chefs, Marvin.

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Speaker 5: I'm afraid of what they say right now. What do

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Speaker 5: you think they're gonna say after having whiskey?

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Speaker 1: Right? Bad things? Well bad. Larry doesn't drink whiskey.

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Speaker 2: I think it makes a bar, right, Larry got the

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Speaker 2: coke right now in.

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Speaker 1: My car, Coca cola, Coca Cola. Wise, I'll meet you

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Speaker 1: at Rays.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You ever seen someone get down in the Jersey

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Speaker 2: Shore in forty.

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Speaker 1: Sixty She's going to get that tesla going broom room, motherfucker. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything else here doing? Yep?

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Speaker 2: A couple more NFL bets then tonight I'm going Panthers

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Speaker 2: money line against the Bears plus one thirty five. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: and a squeaker and a bad one at that too, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I going Bengals minus six and a half.

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Speaker 1: Bengals, Bengals, Bingles, very Bungles Bengals. No, they used to

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Speaker 1: be the Bungles, not anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, note, all right, six and a half against the Texans. Okay,

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Speaker 2: this one, honestly, I'm just intrigued by. But Giants plus

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Speaker 2: sixteen and a half against the Cowboys, fattest spread of

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Speaker 2: the season.

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Speaker 1: A lot of points.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of points. Divisional game. Realistically, Cowboys probably

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Speaker 2: wouldn't by forty, but I can't. I can't take the

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Speaker 2: Cowboys with that much. So Giants it is. And then

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Speaker 2: Sunday Night Jets Raiders under thirty seven.

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Speaker 1: You love the fucking under low numbers.

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Speaker 2: I do. I've been all I don't. I bet like

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Speaker 2: the over. I think twice this season. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 2: I don't know, and I mean statistically under the play

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Speaker 2: right sixty two percent of the time this season or

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Speaker 2: something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the odds are so far, Hi, the

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Speaker 1: best under since nineteen ninety one. That's pretty again through

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Speaker 1: nine weeks. Okay, anything else, yep.

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Speaker 2: Dan, college basketball season are going to sprinkle in my

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Speaker 2: losing future right now. To win the title, they screw

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Speaker 2: me every year. But Arizona, oh my god, plus two.

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Speaker 1: Thousands, they're the Chargers of college That's exactly what they are.

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Speaker 2: They're worse.

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Speaker 1: Actually, they guaranteed to hurt you.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna be there'll be a two or three seed

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Speaker 2: in the tenement and get bounced in the second round.

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Speaker 1: Let's bring in bad Larry joints us from the Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Dan, the say seem I mean? Did Dylan see

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Speaker 4: my picks before the show?

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Speaker 3: I don't pay at ten.

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Speaker 4: I got too many that are the same with him,

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Speaker 4: especially in college. But one unit Louisville minus to twenty

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Speaker 4: and a half against Larry.

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Speaker 1: Larry, Dylan's the one leading right now.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out how that is. You must

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Speaker 4: get my picks.

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Speaker 2: No, but then you would be leading Larry if you're

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Speaker 2: head of math or logic halfway through the season.

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Speaker 4: I'm not worried.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to explain this. To go ahead, Larry.

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Speaker 4: Louisville minus the twenty and a half against Virginia, Michigan

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Speaker 4: minus the four and a half against Penn State. I

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Speaker 4: agree with in Penn State. Michigan's a little better than

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Speaker 4: Ohio State and Penn State. I got Alabama minus the.

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Speaker 7: Ten and a half against eleven eleven, okay, eleven, I

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Speaker 7: have minus the fourteen against Miami. Yeah, pit minus three

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Speaker 7: against Syracuse, Georgia minus ten and a half against Ole Miss, Okay,

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Speaker 7: LSU minus to thirteen and a half against Florida and

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Speaker 7: Oregon minus the fifteen against USC.

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Speaker 4: Then I have a three team, three unit ts in

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Speaker 4: college football Alabama minus to half. Well, Alabama minus one.

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Speaker 1: It's a half, it can't be a half.

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Speaker 4: Can you just give me eleven on Alabama?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Ray, Ray, did you funk up? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The line changed. I forgot to change it in your teaser.

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Speaker 3: That's my fault.

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Speaker 4: It was it was ten and a half when I

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Speaker 4: sent it in. I already changed it to eleven. And

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Speaker 4: on my paperwork. So Alabama minus one work.

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Speaker 1: Somebody scratch you got there? You have no paper, Bloody Napkins,

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Speaker 1: miles under bullshit, you don't have paper work.

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Speaker 4: Georgia minus whatever, Alabama minus the one, Georgia minus a half,

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Speaker 4: and Florida State minus the four. That's the three unit

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Speaker 4: three team tas Okay, in the pros one back to

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Speaker 4: one units. I got the Bears minus the three and

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Speaker 4: a half tonight against the fans.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy I'm going against it's three.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. That's a that's a big half point, guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think the Giants are gonna get smoked Cowboys given

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Speaker 4: to sixteen and a half and that'll be seventeen.

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Speaker 1: You don't believe in Tommy DeVito.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like I'm a made up guy from my jersey.

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Speaker 1: Who's quarterbacking? It's Tommy de Vito. Asbury parks Tommy de Vito.

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Speaker 4: This game? How are the Giants gonna score? And my

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Speaker 4: young Johnny p has Barkley as his running back? How

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Speaker 4: is he scoring a touchdown?

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Speaker 1: Wait, nobody cares about your son's fantasy league, but.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, how are the Giants going to score? Point?

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Speaker 4: The Cowboys are gonna blow him out? Okay, okay, Jets

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Speaker 4: Raiders under the thirty seven? I had a thirty six,

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Speaker 4: but you, since you're given dill in thirty seven, you

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Speaker 4: might as well give me thirty seven.

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Speaker 1: No, I will get I don't hand these things out arbitrarily.

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Speaker 1: These are the numbers there, Larry. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: arbitrarily means?

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Speaker 4: Yes, of course I do. Same. Saints minus the three

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Speaker 4: against the WA.

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Speaker 2: What does it mean.

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Speaker 4: Arbitrarily?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with no.

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Speaker 4: No, no, what with no care, with no care on

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Speaker 4: his side? Arbitrary?

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Speaker 2: Al Right, I'll give you that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the Saints minus two.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Saints mineus two against the Kings. Yeah, then I

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Speaker 4: had the lines chargers over the forty eight. I know

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Speaker 4: it's a big number, but I think they're going to

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Speaker 4: score some points obviously. And Mony and Monday night the

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Speaker 4: built minus is seven and a half.

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Speaker 1: Again, it's seven seven.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh that that's a big half.

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00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: You know that it might be a bigger half, Larry,

446
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 2: you're emptying the clip this week.

447
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 4: I almost drove up there this morning.

448
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: Don't stop it, No, no, no way.

449
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 4: W mv's work and I said I might just drive

450
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 4: to Connecticut and I'll be back before she gets out

451
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 4: of work. And she said, what are you driving to Connecticut?

452
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 7: Four?

453
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 4: I said, that's because I don't get enough time to

454
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 4: talk on the phone. Because now once we go to

455
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 4: Shave's picks, I try and crack in and you don't.

456
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 4: You guys don't hear me. So I figured I just

457
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 4: go to lunch.

458
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: Oh heaven forbid. Wait here? You wanted to make fun

459
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 1: of Shay when he does his picks.

460
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 4: No, because a lot of times I want to comment

461
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 4: about so.

462
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 1: We're missing some of that rep partee that you would have.

463
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 4: Parte exactly right.

464
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what that means, it means a little

465
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: back and forth. Motherfucker. It means no, you love the

466
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: rep Parte every weekend, don't you.

467
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 2: I do like the Rep Parte?

468
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you party with the Okay.

469
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 2: Also, Larry, there's a simple fix to that. Why don't

470
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 2: you just get your ass up here on Thursdays and

471
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Speaker 2: do it in person?

472
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,959
Speaker 1: So why did you have a sleepover? Yeah, you've got

473
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: nothing going on? What the true you don't work, Larry?

474
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 4: Today would have been the perfect day.

475
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: No, that's Larry.

476
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: I'll make you eggs sactly.

477
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 4: And then once she said why don't you just knocked

478
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 4: to it? And I said okay? And I thought about

479
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,959
Speaker 4: running to Atlantic City quickly, but we're going down there

480
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 4: this weekend, so I didn't want to do it. You know,

481
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 4: a couple of days in a row. So I'm just

482
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 4: gonna go have once with the boys.

483
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: Well that's different than yesterday.

484
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 4: This is all you two. I have a showered say somewhere.

485
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Clary, have you seen Groundhog Days?

486
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 4: No, I've never seen Groundhog Day? What premise?

487
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,959
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not a movie guy.

488
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 4: I know the premise, Yeah, the same day every day? Whatever.

489
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him Shay, Are you ready? I am, Yeah, Okay.

490
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: I got South in your Mouth Lane eleven and a

491
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: half against South Alabama. Yeah. I got thirteenth grade plus

492
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: three and a half against the jay Texas time Yeah,

493
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,479
Speaker 1: War Eagle plus two and a half against Archie Uh

494
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: Southern Mists of Fighting Gores plus nine and a half

495
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: against And I got the Baptist laying thirteen and a

496
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: half against ODU.

497
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 2: That's college Danny, Wait really quick, Ray, I'll take ODU

498
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 2: plus thirteen and a half.

499
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: This motherfucker once a fading the Baptist, you would, you

500
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: would fucking fade the Batte. And no, we're not going

501
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: to go down this road again. Considering we're not going

502
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: down the road again, all righty hallelujah basketball Danny Lobos

503
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: Catholics over one forty two. We got two good offenses

504
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: running to night. That's tonight, right, and the tonight tomorrow

505
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 1: it's tonight, Thursday night. Yeah. Yeah, I like that one

506
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: a lot. Give me two units on that, Ray, give

507
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 1: me two, Utah. And then NFL. I got Vikings plus

508
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: three against New Orleans, Tampa Bay laying the one against

509
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: the Titans, and then the Bears laying the three against

510
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: the Panthers. That's it. Buccaneers opened as the underdog, and

511
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: now they're the favorites in that game, which is kind

512
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: of interesting. I like them any futures. I got a

513
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: couple of them. Yeah, oh okay, aac, I got the

514
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: road Runners plus four fifty. Now it's plus five hundred

515
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking genius. Western Kentucky plus one twenties

516
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: now plus five hundred once again, the big brain on

517
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: shape Michigan plus one seventy pac twelve US plus one

518
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: ninety is the worst fucking bet of my goddamn life.

519
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: Now plus twenty five hundred, Well, yeah, I will not

520
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: be taking another piece of that. I can tell you

521
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: Bad Larry's futures. James Madison over eight and a half. No,

522
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: once again, a round of applause for bad Larry. Larry

523
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: wants to be patted on the back.

524
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 4: Uh, thank thanks, guys.

525
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: The over under now is eleven and a half for

526
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: James Madison. Notre Dame over eight and a half wins,

527
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 1: what are they? Seven and three?

528
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could come down to the y Yeah, well it.

529
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: Will Wisconsin over eight and a half. That's not gonna happen. Yep.

530
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: They're five and four. I thought you learned about Wisconsin

531
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't bet on Wisconsin bad Larry did. That

532
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: was that from last year?

533
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 5: I know?

534
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 4: But then I took him to at the beginning of

535
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 4: this year. I kind of liked Wisconsin, and wow, I

536
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 4: love that too too.

537
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: I love Scott, I did, I did? I fucking love

538
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: Scott in pre season. Yeah, yep, Graham Mercy, you're there.

539
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 4: Then I do want to I do want to add

540
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 4: one bet just because here's the comeback starts right now,

541
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 4: a little four point swing between Dylan and I. I'm

542
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,239
Speaker 4: gonna take the over in the Rutgers Iowa game. Need

543
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: one turnover?

544
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: Wow, do you have the balls to put three units

545
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: on it?

546
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 4: Yes? No, no, no, No, it's a it's a small comeback.

547
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 4: You've got three units the other side. It was a

548
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 4: huge win. Just risking one unit. I'm gonna back my

549
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 4: Rutgers boys.

550
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 2: Fucking Nancy, that is that is that's anti climactic three, Honor,

551
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 2: don't do it at all.

552
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 4: Say I'm gonna pick up four units on Dylan risk

553
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 4: in one.

554
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: I totally understand the math. You got I get them,

555
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: you could I could carry the one motherfucker.

556
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: You could make it six too, if you're so confident.

557
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 2: Okay and a half.

558
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, give me one unit on that over, thank you. Okay, right,

559
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 4: you're writing this down. I don't have to remind you

560
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 4: next week.

561
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm fucking writing it down there. How about Notre

562
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: Dame this weekend? How'd that work out for you against Clemson?

563
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 4: Clemson last week, last week or this week coming up?

564
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 3: I mean they just lost to Clemson last week. They

565
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 3: can't play two weeks now.

566
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 4: At my costing my three units on their their head,

567
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: plus I lost them again.

568
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

569
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 4: I hope it is bad loss. Here's the pick six. Okay,

570
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 4: that guy, you know, he should go back to Wake Forest.

571
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: He's good job, how good at quarterback?

572
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 4: He's like you got twenty five years old?

573
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 3: You want Tommy Reese again back there? That doesn't work out.

574
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: Better than Graham Mertz.

575
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 4: Bitch with Tommy Reese. We were to beat Clemson, that's

576
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 4: for sure.

577
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: We wi you got a mouse in your pocket? What

578
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Okay, Shaye and Irving, not Shae

579
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: and Irving. Shaye and Irving podcast. Is it's back? Yeah?

580
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: And oh, by the way, how was therapy on Friday. Bad,

581
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: Oh real bad. Well, no bad, Danny didn't work out

582
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: very well for me at all. What kind of questions

583
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: do you get?

584
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 6: So?

585
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: I mean, are you terrible on the witness stand? Yes? Okay, yes,

586
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: a lot of swear. My therapist is very good with

587
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: me and he trusts me. But then the roommate shows

588
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: up and it's like, Shay, you're the worst. How could

589
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: you do this to her? What's wrong with you? The

590
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: therapist turns on you, It turns real quick as soon

591
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: as she shows up. Oh so the therapist gets your

592
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: confidence and then all of a sudden use it against

593
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: me with the roommate in the room.

594
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: Do you think the roommate's are doing all one hundred

595
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: dollars handshake with the therapist before.

596
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: She could I have no access to her bank account

597
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: was possible. I would give her a lot of credit

598
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: if she did that.

599
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: It's a smart move.

600
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: She ain't dumb. She's a smart woman.

601
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 2: It's really just problem.

602
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: That's the problem. It should have married dumber. I'll tell

603
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: you that I fucked that up.

604
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 2: I would have thought you would too.

605
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: Me too.

606
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: Stupid?

607
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: How how was the weekend good enough? You know? But

608
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: once you leave therapy and then do you go back

609
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: to work, work, go to work as long as tactical

610
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: until Sunday. Yeah, as long as I possibly can. But

611
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 1: then we got soccer. Now, Dany, we got soccer this Sunday.

612
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: We got three games in a row. It's a tournament game.

613
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: And to be fair, you know, I was asked to

614
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: not call into the soccer board meetings ever again that

615
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: we zoomed in and I just kind of laid it

616
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: into the soccer board because I think they're all bombs

617
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: and they don't have an A B team, they just

618
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: have you know, we all would have played together. So

619
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: all these shitty kids are playing soccer and get in

620
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: the goddamn way. And my point is, you know they're bombs,

621
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: they should go to the fuck home and learn how

622
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: to crochet or I don't know, do interpretive dance. I

623
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. It's Fairfield County. Get off the

624
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: fucking field. Are your kids any good?

625
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 6: No?

626
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: My eldest is legit. Ye, no, she fucking scores. She's good,

627
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: great defense too.

628
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: She's violent, violent, bit of a ballhog of her.

629
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got a couple of Uh no she's not,

630
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: but she got a couple of penalties the last two

631
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: games in a row because she's just pulling kids down

632
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: by their jersey. Get the fuck out of the way.

633
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 4: I like it.

634
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, so uh Shay and Irving. The

635
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: podcast available wherever you get your podcast, you can have

636
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: more of this delightful type of conversation. I can't wait, Uh, Larry,

637
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,479
Speaker 1: anything you want to mention before we say goodbye?

638
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 4: No, good luck, go Rutgers.

639
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: Where are you right now?

640
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 4: I walked back?

641
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm ordering.

642
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to order my lunch. Okay, I got people,

643
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 4: I got I got people here.

644
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh I know you three guys.

645
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 4: I'll send you a little picture of me in a

646
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 4: different way.

647
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: Please don't, please don't. Thanks Dan, all right, thank you,

648
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: uh and Dylan, thank you for your participation here.

649
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: Thank you Dan.

650
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: Enjoy your white clothes. We will.

651
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: Have you ever had one?

652
00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: I have?

653
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: Have you had the cherry?

654
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't like there? It's too sugary. No, they're not.

655
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: Look I'll read off. There's two grams of sugar.

656
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't I do not want to do a hundred

657
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: calories danding, I don't care.

658
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: It's cutting season.

659
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: Yes, look at look how small that can looks in

660
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: your large man hair, You got man hands. Tell the

661
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: audience dance, Yeah, we got big hands compared to Marvin.

662
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: My daughter's got.

663
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 5: Big hands compared to That is unnecessary, That is it

664
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 5: is that, that is hurt. That is wrong to say,

665
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 5: incredibly accurate, but hurt.

666
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 1: That'll do it, that'll do it. Dan Patrick takes a

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Speaker 1: gamble every week at this time. Thanks for joining us,

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Speaker 1: Good luck this weekend, man, and we'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: next week