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Speaker 5: Ity scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: This is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: We're in beautiful bang Burbank, the denim clad home of

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Speaker 2: Garrett and Karen kil Garret football people.

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Speaker 1: Wears a lot of denim, but only on her legs.

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Speaker 2: Only the one pair.

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Speaker 1: The only one, not the the other pair being a shirt.

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Speaker 6: Skin and you're the one that saw him, and then

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Speaker 1: When I first see it, I'm like, that skin looks familiar.

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Speaker 6: On my behest. Yeah, thank you, that'd be perfect for me.

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Speaker 1: On your behest. I'll kick his beach yest. Good start.

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Speaker 2: No, this is one of the strongers.

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Speaker 1: It is one of the strongers. What do we have

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Speaker 1: Downcast is a podcast player app that lets you easily find, listen,

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Speaker 6: What about Gambler's Anonymous? We can start doing commercials.

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Speaker 1: But that I don't know whatever happened.

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Speaker 5: You know, this is so I'm sorry, No, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: That my dad said he had. Maybe he didn't, but

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Speaker 1: Are you seriously and you put vinyl down? Somehow it

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Speaker 2: I think they were I didn't forty five players. I

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Speaker 6: You can find it online, pictures of it. It's hilarious.

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Speaker 5: I just saw a friend of mine posted on Facebook

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Speaker 5: No, a laser will I don't know the technology, but

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Speaker 5: it doesn't turn. I don't even know, but it's it's laser.

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Speaker 2: Play your old records. Though. Yes, wow, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, I mean, oh, that's so cool.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Also, I bet it sounds good because everybody's going back

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Speaker 1: Who is me? And really something has to happen because

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Speaker 6: All the really, but yeah, now I don't even like

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Speaker 2: It was vinyl. There a special Thing.

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Speaker 6: Records doesn't even put out CDs because nobody buys them.

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Speaker 5: Anymore because everybody downloads stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for real, So I'm the physical copy is

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Speaker 2: Three because you usually get both.

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Speaker 5: Really, nobody A Special Thing is not putting out.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that interesting?

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Speaker 2: And cassettes are coming back?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh they say that might be a very hipstery thing though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not even a good idea. But I can

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Speaker 2: Oh, I used to have How many minutes is that

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Speaker 1: I know, I know it sounds fifteen minutes sounds long

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Speaker 5: No, three hours?

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Speaker 6: Is that what you're doing tonight, Kathy at the Old

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Speaker 6: Flappers Bird.

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Speaker 5: With five minutes? You know why because it's their birthday weekend,

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, oh god, once again the lid did it

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Speaker 7: come on with? No, it didn't, but it did leak

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Speaker 7: through odd ship that's okay. I'm so sorry to look

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Speaker 1: Did that land on the sheets?

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Speaker 2: Were there?

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Speaker 5: I can't have the name, and I'm kind of like,

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Speaker 5: I'm kind of like ud get blotting it. No, it

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Speaker 2: Please don't worry about that dirty dog sheet.

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Speaker 5: Oh but I don't think that might have gotten into

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Speaker 2: Then, yes, the upholstery is filled with dog.

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Speaker 5: And I have to hold onto this cup like and

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Speaker 5: there's also a place right here if you need to

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Speaker 2: That's true, So please don't worry. But let's let's really

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Speaker 2: focus on your comedy. That's what we're all right.

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Speaker 5: I don't know however you want to run your show.

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Speaker 5: I'll just I'm your guest. I'll be here for you.

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Speaker 5: I'm at your service.

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Speaker 2: I want what is your When you have to do

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Speaker 6: Do you just do joke Joe joke and get the

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, because this one new bit that I'm

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Speaker 5: It's the one about like when I say, would be

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Speaker 5: people I I you know, I let my feelings out there,

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Speaker 5: I think so. I think so. But a lot of

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Speaker 5: But then also I want to do that, and then

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Speaker 5: Your opening hardest thing. And I remember when I started

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Speaker 5: and that is very hard, and they're not you know,

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Speaker 5: But it's I think it's the most important thing because

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I like I used to live when Margaret Smith used

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Speaker 1: what they're used to hearing. And if you really don't

451
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Speaker 1: like how that goes, we can cut it out.

452
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Speaker 5: Well, but it can sort of sometimes with an audience

453
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Speaker 5: like that, it gives them time to sort of focus.

454
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Speaker 5: It's not it's not it's like, oh good, he's gonna

455
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Speaker 5: start now. Because you just said that, you know, they

456
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Speaker 5: might lose the first joke maybe well.

457
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Speaker 6: And also they might think if you went right into talking,

458
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Speaker 6: like right into saying your joke, that looks nervous.

459
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Speaker 2: I would think that a person like that was nervous

460
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Speaker 2: because it's like you're not even acknowledging where you are.

461
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Speaker 6: You have you have to kind of well for TV anyway,

462
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Speaker 6: I mean, I.

463
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Speaker 5: Always say hi, I always say hello to them. I

464
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Speaker 5: always say hello to them individually, So that would be

465
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Speaker 5: really great because then I could eat up like a

466
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Speaker 5: lot of time.

467
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Speaker 1: So great chance, like Ellen a.

468
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Speaker 6: Little bit, you could do that in the bit, like

469
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Speaker 6: you could be explaining how you everyone has to say

470
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Speaker 6: fight and then start asking people, well they are in

471
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Speaker 6: the audience.

472
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Speaker 5: Yes, that's such a great idea because then they nobody's

473
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Speaker 5: going to book me, of course, but it's a great

474
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Speaker 5: idea in.

475
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Speaker 6: Croud works a conversation.

476
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like, well, Jimmy Brogan when he did

477
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 5: late night shows, he couldn't do crowd work. He couldn't

478
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Speaker 5: do on the Tonight Show. He couldn't do like his

479
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 5: usual stuff. He had to do jokes, right, So yeah,

480
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Speaker 5: I mean you have to. It's a certain point on

481
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Speaker 5: on TV. It's like a whole different animal. That's why

482
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Speaker 5: it was like always when I was when I would

483
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Speaker 5: run my set, run my set around town, whenever it bombed,

484
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Speaker 5: it was like always a good sign. That's great, Well,

485
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Speaker 5: that's great, it's bombing in the clubs.

486
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Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense.

487
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Speaker 5: Well, because you're not acknowledging the live audience. You're you're

488
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 5: going you're going through your jokes, and because you want

489
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Speaker 5: to remember what's next and what's next and what's next,

490
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 5: and and because you're you're acting as if you're doing

491
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 5: it on TV. But there are live people there. It's different,

492
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Speaker 5: you know, do you know what I'm saying. Either the

493
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Speaker 5: studio studio audience is live, they don't expect you to

494
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Speaker 5: interact with them. The audience does.

495
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Speaker 6: I think they'd be uncomfortable if you did. Like now,

496
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 6: you're supposed to be doing your thing.

497
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Speaker 1: Right, right, And that's that's what I always wanted to do,

498
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Speaker 1: was stand up. When I first watched comics and like

499
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people didn't realize that they were saying

500
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: scripted material like first st comedy. And I was young,

501
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: but yes, I saw, oh that guy every time he

502
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Speaker 1: just comes up and thinks of funny things nice. It's

503
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Speaker 1: so disappointing when you see that first comic. Do they're set.

504
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Speaker 5: Again and then again, right, and then again, and then

505
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Speaker 5: you start to respect that as a craft.

506
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Speaker 1: Yes, you know, it took me a while, but right, Yeah,

507
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: like you said, finding ways to keep it fresh to

508
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Speaker 1: you is right. The trick.

509
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Speaker 5: I mean, there are times when I'm when I'm doing

510
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 5: like I'm on stage and I'm doing a bit and

511
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 5: it's like, oh god, I want to get I want

512
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Speaker 5: to get through this one. I have to No, No,

513
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 5: I just know I should then, but I really like, like,

514
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 5: I'm tired of doing this. I'm thinking, Oh, I'm tired

515
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,959
Speaker 5: of doing this, So I have to find like I

516
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 5: have to like almost like infuge energy artificially so that

517
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Speaker 5: I don't, you know, make them go to sleep. Oh God,

518
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 5: there was something I was just gonna ask you, and

519
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 5: now I forget damn it you. Oh oh, I know

520
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 5: what it is. You know, like when when I'm doing

521
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Speaker 5: two like long sets, if I'm headlining, I'm doing too

522
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,719
Speaker 5: long sets, and somebody from the audience says, so are

523
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 5: you going to do the same show your second show?

524
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 5: And part of me gets like pissed, and I realize

525
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 5: why I'm pissed. It's because I'm really pissed at myself

526
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 5: because I wish I had to forty five fifty minute

527
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Speaker 5: sets like a sets like that.

528
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Speaker 2: Yeah, who has that?

529
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Speaker 5: I don't know, I mean maybe I don't know. I

530
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Speaker 5: don't know.

531
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Speaker 1: Has ladlining said just about catch up and other Tomato products?

532
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Speaker 5: I love that guy? Does he?

533
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of different. Food groups are different.

534
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, I haven't watched a lot of Jim gaff.

535
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: He sounds like I'm talking smack about him.

536
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 2: It does really a lot, you know, No, you're not.

537
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: He's the best.

538
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: I'll stick it to the gaff Man.

539
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 2: He's so funny.

540
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Speaker 5: I have to watch him.

541
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Speaker 1: He's really enjoyable yet. Yeah.

542
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: Well, and also just that his it's so his voice.

543
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Speaker 6: It's like it really does seem like he's just talking

544
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Speaker 6: to you right, like in line and Starbucks.

545
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 2: It's very it's so casual.

546
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Speaker 6: And also he's one of the people that when I

547
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 6: watch him do stand up, it makes me crazy because

548
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 6: I've had the.

549
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Speaker 2: Beginning of the thought.

550
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's the one that just goes tick and

551
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Speaker 6: like makes it the funny thing, as opposed to just

552
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Speaker 6: me going.

553
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 5: Like right, like you observed it and then he figured

554
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Speaker 5: out where to take it.

555
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Speaker 1: I love that feeling of watching another comic and enjoying

556
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: a joke but also being frustrated because you feel like

557
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Speaker 1: your brain was just interest from having thought of it yourself. Yeah, you're, like, God,

558
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: the most familiar. I think that guy just stole my.

559
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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure there's like there was so how

560
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 5: could there not be overlapped between all these people doing

561
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 5: stand up and over the decades. You know, I was

562
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 5: just watching George Carlin because Kelly just is, you know,

563
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 5: doing press with the book, and they're showing some clips

564
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 5: and he was talking about how, you know, all the

565
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 5: kids toys are so safe now, and he does this

566
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 5: thing about when he was you know, when he was

567
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Speaker 5: a kid that you know, the kid who swallowed a

568
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 5: bag of marbles didn't grow up to have kids. That

569
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 5: it was you know, it was good. It was like

570
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 5: it was like survival of the fittest. And I know somebody, yeah, exactly,

571
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 5: and I know somebody. I didn't even set that up

572
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 5: PROBABLEM sorry, but I hate myself, I have, but I

573
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 5: but I know somebody who does something like that and

574
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Speaker 5: I didn't. And I didn't know that of Carlin's before,

575
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 5: so and his and my friend and my friend's piece

576
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 5: is great, but I mean it was decades earlier.

577
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 6: So anyway, so let's hear who the steeler is.

578
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 5: No, he's not a steeler.

579
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 2: And it's the Gossip Show. So anyway, here's who I

580
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 2: think steals.

581
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 5: Just kidding, I know you are who steals.

582
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: There's steal.

583
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 5: Well, we know, we know the big Steelers.

584
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: I mean it's some people will surprise. I think sometimes

585
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: people accidentally steal I hear something, yeah, and then they

586
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: thought it was in a dream and they wake.

587
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: Up for sure.

588
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 6: Well and also not just stand up, but like that's

589
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Speaker 6: my I think that's why I avoid watching a lot

590
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 6: of comedy because I know I'll do that.

591
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: I memory. I will memorize things.

592
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 6: That I love, and then it'll come back out and

593
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 6: I'll be like, how did I think of that?

594
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, because it's work.

595
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 5: But Robin Williams that was his problem, right, He had

596
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 5: a hard time remembering what was memory and what was

597
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 5: coming out of his own brain.

598
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: And if your yeah, if your style is to just

599
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: grab thoughts from right floating in the air above your head,

600
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be someone.

601
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 5: Else's thought at some point. But you know, I started

602
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 5: doing this bit recently that knew, you know. For me,

603
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 5: it was about arm and hammer baking soda, and and

604
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 5: then my friend told me that j Johansson did it.

605
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 5: I was like, oh shit, feel terrible. Oh but it

606
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 5: probably wasn't.

607
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: That was just coincidence, right, Well.

608
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: No, he done, he done it. I mean he'd done

609
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 5: it on Letterman, and I swear to you, I never,

610
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 5: I never. I didn't didn't remember him doing it, but

611
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 5: I just thought it was funny that And I don't

612
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 5: know if he did the beginning part of it, but

613
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 5: I mean it would start. But I would say, you know,

614
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 5: being older is has its benefits because I have a

615
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 5: you know, I have more wisdom now. And one of

616
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 5: the things that I've learned in life is that the

617
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 5: baking soda in your refrigerator does absolutely nothing right. That

618
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 5: word was refrigerator, by the way, it.

619
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Speaker 2: Wasn't you had a couple of drinks.

620
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it's the coffee. But then I followed it

621
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 5: up by saying, and then they tell you to pour

622
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 5: it down the drain. I mean they you're literally pouring

623
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 5: it down the drain. What a scam. And that was

624
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 5: the thing that Dylan Brody told me that Jake did.

625
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 5: Oh that's you feel dirty, terrible feeling.

626
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Speaker 1: I feel silly for it, even me thinking it was

627
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: an original thought. But I had a joke about tired

628
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: talking about getting blood out of clothes, and I'm like,

629
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: when did Tide start marketing towards murderers? And yeah, that's

630
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: like a classic sein felt bad apparently.

631
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Speaker 5: Like blood if the if blood in your clothes, how

632
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Speaker 5: does it go?

633
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: I think says getting blood in their clothes, and then

634
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: he said murderers, whereas I basically said the exact same thing.

635
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 5: Maybe he says clean laundry is not your first by.

636
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: Right, I think that is. Yeah, he says evading the

637
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: police should take presidents. You're cotton poly Who am I

638
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: doing now? Show.

639
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 6: One of my favorite stories is when the first time

640
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 6: Rosie o'donnald did stand up, she went up and did

641
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 6: an entire set of Seinfeld's and she killed and then

642
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 6: she got off stage and all the comics were like,

643
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 6: you just did Seinfeld's material, and she thought that's what

644
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 6: you were supposed to do.

645
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did.

646
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. She was like, yeah, that's the those are the

647
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 2: funniest ones.

648
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 6: Like she had seen him on TV and was just decided,

649
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 6: that's that's how you did comment for.

650
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: Time she did stand up was on TV.

651
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,239
Speaker 5: Then no no, no, no, no no, I want him

652
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 5: on TV, and thought all his stuff is good.

653
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: I'll do that. Yeah, but I'm just making fun of

654
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: the fact that you would think, even back then, you

655
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: would know better.

656
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: One would think so she was young. She was like,

657
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Speaker 2: it's seventeen.

658
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: She was young and a kangle half.

659
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean when did the kangle had things start?

660
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 5: I don't know when, Sam Jackson? Who started?

661
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: I think it was Sammy Jackson, Sam.

662
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 5: Old Sam Jackson, what a showman? Chris? Where do you

663
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Speaker 5: live by the way? I think where you live close

664
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Speaker 5: to me?

665
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean Marina Delray. Oh cool, right on

666
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: the right by the boats. You know.

667
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're lucky.

668
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: Well, I love sailing, do you know? I must. I'm

669
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: scared of the ocean, but I swim in and I follow.

670
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: Hold on, it's okay. This is the right where Karen feels.

671
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: Me up every time. I perfectly. Let me protect your penis.

672
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: It would have been the first thing to go through

673
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: the windshield.

674
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 2: Chris is growing?

675
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 5: All right, everything's fine, all right, all right, let's clean

676
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 5: it up.

677
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: Are you, Kathy?

678
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: Are you?

679
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: Do you enjoy doing stand up as much as you did? Oh?

680
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't know ten years ago.

681
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 5: Well let's go. You can go farther back than that.

682
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 5: You've been doing it for thirty four years.

683
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: Leave it. That's amazing, It is amazing.

684
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 5: Three to four. So here's what I here's what I

685
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 5: still love the craft I do. What I what I've

686
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 5: had it with is babysitting the audience drunk stuff like that.

687
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 5: I've kind of outgrown a lot of venues, I think,

688
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 5: but I haven't grown into the next level of venue

689
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 5: because I can't sell it out, you know. So it's

690
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 5: it's a little frustrating. But that's why I like some

691
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 5: of these rooms around the city that are not not

692
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 5: clubs per se, but people who really enjoy good comedy

693
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 5: go to these places, and that I love. I really

694
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 5: do love it. But my life is different now.

695
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 6: You know.

696
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 5: I used to be I used to be in a

697
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 5: club every night and I loved it, and that was

698
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 5: my social life too. But now, you know, I have

699
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 5: a daughter, and I'm married, and and you know, it's

700
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 5: just and I'm doing other things and I have to

701
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: get up early in the morning for school, you know,

702
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 5: to get my daughter to school. So my everything's everything's different.

703
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 5: My hours are shifted, and I you know, I can't.

704
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 5: I can't do that, and I don't want to do

705
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 5: that either. I don't want to hang out in bars.

706
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm just getting to the point where I don't want

707
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: it to be my social life anymore. But I don't

708
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: know how else to have it.

709
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 5: But I don't have a social life.

710
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: That's the thing that's really happens.

711
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 5: I mean, I because I mean I like hanging out

712
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 5: with like minded people.

713
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: And yeah, you tried to hang out with non comedians,

714
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: It's well, it's not easy.

715
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 5: I mean, anybody who's who's an artist of sorts is

716
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 5: interesting to hang out.

717
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, I don't need.

718
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 5: I mean, there's some comics that I don't want to

719
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 5: hang out with.

720
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: Let's get started that.

721
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: Book.

722
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean that's what That's one thing about

723
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 5: the marketing of comedy. I think that is so unfair

724
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 5: as opposed to other entertainment forms. When you go to

725
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 5: see music, dance, anything like that, there are sub headings

726
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 5: you got to see. You want to hear rock music,

727
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 5: you want to hear jazz, just.

728
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: Go see like live music, just live music.

729
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 5: Crazy. Yeah, so I mean literally insane. But if you're

730
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 5: going to see if you go into comedy, it's just

731
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 5: kind of and you know, people don't understand the nuance

732
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 5: and had a program a show and and not you know,

733
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,959
Speaker 5: not every comic is gonna like hanging out with every

734
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 5: other comic. You know it's ridiculous.

735
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 6: I also find me like having just recently done a

736
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 6: club after not doing one for a really long time.

737
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 6: The age, I'm just so old, so much older than

738
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 6: like the young I should say, the young people that

739
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 6: that want to.

740
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 5: Do imagine how I feel.

741
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 6: But I mean, it's that like what I realized it was.

742
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 6: I was so like, oh, I it's bad that I

743
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 6: don't want to do this or whatever, and then I realized, like, well,

744
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 6: this is this is a young man's and woman's game.

745
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 6: It really is like when you're so obsessed with comedy

746
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 6: and you want to be in that club even if

747
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 6: you don't have a.

748
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: Set, it's a whole lifestyle.

749
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 5: And also it's but it's like you you don't you

750
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 5: but hopefully your life broadens as you get older. Yeah,

751
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 5: you know you want you don't want to be one

752
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 5: of those man childs or woman child you know who

753
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 5: you know hasn't evolved in life either. But you know

754
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 5: I did it. I did a show a couple of

755
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 5: weeks ago. I was telling you this, Karen, where everybody

756
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 5: was like half my age in the audience and on stage,

757
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 5: and I had a great time and it felt like

758
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 5: such an accomplishment that that's it's not just a matter

759
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 5: of years, it's a matter of sensibility. And these these

760
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 5: were these were smart people.

761
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, and it so my plan for you,

762
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 6: Kathy is that we're gonna do Thursday nights and or

763
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 6: like we'll do like a Monday and a Thursday, and

764
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 6: that's when you're gonna have to come into.

765
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 2: The Hollywood area and Duke shows.

766
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 5: I could handle two nights a week.

767
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna get a schedule going.

768
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 5: Okay, oh look, Karen's like, Karen's like mentoring. I will manage.

769
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 2: Because when I saw you the other night, well, I mean, I.

770
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 6: Remember when we used to do sets at the Fake

771
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 6: Gallery long ago. It was the best and there was

772
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 6: so no stakes, like you could kind of do whatever,

773
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 6: and it was so fun. But the these crowds need

774
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 6: you like they need everyone is so similar in a

775
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 6: lot of these rooms and at a lot of these shows.

776
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 6: But it's so great when somebody comes in, it's kind

777
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 6: of like, hi, everybody, now, now watch how comedy's done.

778
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 5: Similar in what way would you say they are?

779
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 6: Well, it's a lot of dudes that are like thirty

780
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 6: two and wearing a plaid shirt with beard and black

781
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 6: framed glasses.

782
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,959
Speaker 2: I mean, if a lot of like, what are talking

783
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: about the white guys? It's white.

784
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 6: It's a real white guy's game, and it's not you know,

785
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 6: I don't feel alienated or like, it's not a complaint.

786
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 6: It's just it's so great to have a mix and

787
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 6: and to have more than just that one perspective. And

788
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 6: they and a lot of producers at shows around town

789
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 6: are really good about making sure that they do have

790
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 6: a at least as much of a variety as they can.

791
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 2: But I think it's just a numbers thing where it's

792
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: just like.

793
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 6: A lot of young dudes, right, So, like, especially you

794
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 6: at the end of that show, it was just so

795
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 6: great because it just felt like I just felt like

796
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 6: I could see the real club behind you, even though

797
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 6: we were in the weirdest gay bar. That was like,

798
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 6: is that made of me? Yes, It's like it's like

799
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 6: real comedy is happening.

800
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 5: But you know that maybe. So it still makes me

801
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 5: nervous when people say you should close. Oh, it always

802
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 5: makes me nervous. I have such low self esteem. Karen,

803
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 5: Karen is paid you should close?

804
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: Really?

805
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 5: Why?

806
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: Well, if you're in town, it's just like you should

807
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: go last. You should leave the place last.

808
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: Yes, it's almost an the other places.

809
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, you should wait the longest you've paid your dues.

810
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: You should sit through these others.

811
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 5: Oh oh that yeah, okay, right.

812
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, when there's three people and you're getting paid,

813
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: you should always go last.

814
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 5: Kathy, Well, I wasn't getting paid.

815
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: No, quite the opposite.

816
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: That's maybe what keeps well. When I first moved here

817
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: and I had worked down the road with and we've

818
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: talked about him before, Robert Hawkins, but he used to

819
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: make me laugh.

820
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 5: Don't even know who he is.

821
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: He's exactly like he I don't know anybody, but I

822
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 1: don't know where he is now. He's probably Texas living

823
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: in a military town. I don't know, but he was.

824
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: I think I had a writing job on that Titus

825
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: show and then When the Road. But when when alternative

826
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: comedy was a genre that I think that the phrase

827
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: has finally gone away. But but yeah, yeah, I know,

828
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: but those show like at UCB, I was like, you

829
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: should have Robert Hawkins on it. Told God ackermented and

830
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: he killed in a way that other comics couldn't because

831
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: he had all that experience. He also was an absurdist.

832
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: He's a bizarre brain. But he also does the road NonStop.

833
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: And so he knows exactly how to kill in anything.

834
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't know how to kill it anyone.

835
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 6: That's not true, because I was telling Chris the thing

836
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 6: you did where you were like, why am I talking

837
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 6: like this?

838
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 2: And then you got like You're like because this.

839
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 5: Because everybody was shouting, and I think I understood why

840
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 5: the acoustics in the room. Oh oh, we just stalled.

841
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a first for the show.

842
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 6: Yeah.

843
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 5: Yes, really, this always happens.

844
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: We made it like fifty five episodes before.

845
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 5: It's always me. It's always you know these so many

846
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 5: times this will happen in life, something will ocur and

847
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 5: people will say this has never happened before.

848
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I find people say that every time I go

849
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: to a club on the road. This is usually last

850
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: week it was packed here. Yes, there's the football game,

851
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: and also a local preacher is speaking of.

852
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 5: Oh I can't compete with the preacher. I know.

853
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh, you mean that audience is going to be here

854
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: because they're all I haven't like Catholary.

855
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 6: You lost all the Baptists and most of the Presbyterians.

856
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, now you got Now did you

857
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 5: hear the did you not? Did you not watch the debate?

858
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: Chris? I did. I wanted. I was about to get

859
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: on stage, and so I was. Basically I was in

860
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: my hometown. I was nervous, and I get nervous. I'm

861
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: a nervous person. We're nervous right now.

862
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 5: I mean, you were you were? You were in Venice.

863
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: I was in Missoula, Montana.

864
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 5: You're from Missoula.

865
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: I am I love miss Have you ever done yes?

866
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 5: Here's here's an interesting story. When I was in nineteen

867
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 5: eighty three or eighty four, I was living in New

868
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 5: York and doing stand up you know, for two three years.

869
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 5: And my boyfriend was Steve Middleman. Do you know Steve mid.

870
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had the joke about folding she is exactly exactly, yeah,

871
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: pillow cases.

872
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so. And he had this fan who lived

873
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 5: in Montana who owned these black Angus steakhouses. So he

874
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 5: contacted Steve. I think Steve had a showtime special or

875
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 5: something for sure. He contacted Steve and he said he

876
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 5: wanted to uh bring him out in August and he

877
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 5: would uh you know, play four different four different cities Billings, Sure, Bozeman,

878
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 5: Missoula and Great Falls and so and and I and

879
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 5: I lived with thee at the time, and Steve said, well,

880
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 5: I'd like my girlfriend to come open. And he said, sure,

881
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 5: that's great. So we did that. And also we knew

882
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 5: a guy who worked for the New York Times and

883
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 5: he thought it was such an interesting thing that we

884
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 5: were doing, and he pitched it at the office and

885
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 5: they sent a reporter with us to travel around. And

886
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 5: this guy is Bill Geist. Do you remember Bill Geist?

887
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 5: William Geist wants to be on CBS Morning Red Hair.

888
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 5: His son is Willie Geist, who's like so anyway, so

889
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 5: Bill traveled around with us, and it was so much fun.

890
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 5: It was so much fun. And it was gorgeous. I'd

891
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 5: never been to Montana before, right.

892
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: And he was doing a story about what's it like

893
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: to do stand up in a state where it's like

894
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: America a hundred years ago.

895
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 5: Well it was kind of well, it was just like,

896
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 5: you know, traveling with two New York comedians in Montana.

897
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 5: Just a very you know, very interesting juxtaposition. I remember,

898
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 5: like I think it was in Billings. You know, we're

899
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 5: doing we're doing you know, the steakhouses were not made

900
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 5: for coming.

901
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: Yes, it was a Black Angust tour.

902
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, just fourth Black Angas.

903
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: That's that's what makes the story.

904
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 5: It's a perfect story.

905
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: Wow.

906
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 5: So so in one in the first place, I believe

907
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 5: it was the first place in Billings and my least

908
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 5: favorite city.

909
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: And I was just there last last month.

910
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 5: But yes, so not it's good No not to say that,

911
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 5: and I'll mean it. Yes so, but the way they

912
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 5: had they set up a sort of a state a

913
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 5: quasi stage in some room, and they got a spotlight,

914
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 5: you know, one of those giant can was.

915
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Sure like industrial garage, your dad changing the oil.

916
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, a big giant canister kind of a spotlight

917
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 5: and they put it in a closet and they left

918
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 5: the closet door open so that it would light us

919
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 5: on stage. So I'm on stage and somebody wasn't aware

920
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 5: of why the closet doors on. They just went on

921
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 5: the cluss door and I was like in total darkness.

922
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 2: It was very funny.

923
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 5: It was very funny. We had a great time. Anyway,

924
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 5: So you were nervous doing your well show in Missoula.

925
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: You said, Yeah, my dad and family and friends are there,

926
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: and I think they've seen I was doing jokes that

927
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: I've never done before because I've been there enough to

928
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: have burned my material. Last time I was there, but

929
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: I was just opening for Todd Berry. I wanted them

930
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: to see Todd Berry, but I was worried about an

931
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: audience that doesn't get to see stand up that much. Right,

932
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: last time I brought him there, which is weird. I

933
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: bring my own headliner was like six years ago. In

934
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: the crowd, they drink a lot in Montana. The ground

935
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: got chatty thing, but I think in general people are

936
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: a little more savvy to get back. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, no, no,

937
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: we're on our way.

938
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 5: So anyway, yeah, they got Chad.

939
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: They were a great audience this time, so they loved

940
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: great jokes. And when I just speaking for myself on

941
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: a joke that wasn't that good, they were like, that

942
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: was polite.

943
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 5: Left right, But you're you're really it sounds like you're

944
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 5: harder on yourself than anybody could.

945
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,720
Speaker 1: I hate myself.

946
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 2: I understand so much, but.

947
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: It's too late. I hate myself and I'm just I

948
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: all spend it on other people once the right person

949
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: comes along, but for now I'm just spending all the

950
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: hate on my it's good.

951
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 5: I recommend getting married. It kind of grows exponentially.

952
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: You don't.

953
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 5: You didn't even know that you could kind of it

954
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 5: could build upon it. It feeds on itself in a way.

955
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 5: But but yeah, now I feel guilty that I said that.

956
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 2: Should re edit it out.

957
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 5: It's okay, but I'll never hear it's okay. But he

958
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 5: doesn't listen to podcasts?

959
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: But is he a commentary?

960
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 5: Tom used to be Tom. I don't have time to

961
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 5: listen to things. I really don't.

962
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: How do people have.

963
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 5: Time to listen to all this stuff and watch all

964
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 5: this stuff?

965
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 2: I don't get it.

966
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 1: I'm too busy being outside swimming.

967
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 2: And reading books, going to the library.

968
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: Standing on the treadmill, wearing roller skates.

969
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 5: You know, I don't read enough books. I have eight

970
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 5: I have eight books going. And then I read New

971
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 5: Yorker articles and New York Times articles, and you know,

972
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 5: and then I read stuff that's posted online. And then

973
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 5: you know, I don't get through a fucking book. It's

974
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 5: really annoying. It makes me feel stupid.

975
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 6: I do the same thing because I start the book

976
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 6: as I'm in bed, and I'll go three pages.

977
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: Then well, I don't read books because books make me

978
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: feel stupid. I think that's why the books are there,

979
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 1: to make guys like me look dumb.

980
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 5: Every time I look at my bookcase, I see all

981
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 5: the books I want to read, and then and then

982
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 5: it like ramps up myself.

983
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 2: Loathan, it makes you feel like a failure to have

984
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 2: a book.

985
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: Sounds like an excuse, and maybe it is. But I

986
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: am auntsy and I can't sit and relax. And that

987
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: goes for camping or being on next to a lake

988
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: and a chair. I'm not real good at just sitting

989
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: there and that's what reading a book requires. But I

990
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: do enjoy reading. I enjoy ideas. I like reading aloud

991
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: to my friends.

992
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 5: Okay, this is a good dating profile.

993
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: And I enjoy walking. And I'm scorpio.

994
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 6: Have you signed up for a blind dating service? You

995
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 6: could read the blind girl?

996
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, that's a great idea. Are you for

997
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 5: the blind days?

998
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: Is that a thing?

999
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: I may have read the thing.

1000
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: I know, but is also a thing at the same time.

1001
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 5: Wow, we're folding in on ourselves. Yeah, this is like,

1002
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 5: but you know, I want I just wanted to say

1003
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 5: back to you being nervous in your hometown. It's like

1004
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 5: so interesting how we are often most nervous in front

1005
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 5: of the people who are supposed to and probably do

1006
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 5: love us unconditionally.

1007
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: Right, I don't want to change what. I don't want

1008
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: to change their minds, these people that love me.

1009
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 6: Right.

1010
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 5: But but yeah, but there, but that shouldn't change them,

1011
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 5: right they wouldn't.

1012
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:37,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1013
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 5: Still, but there's still a lot of I want to please.

1014
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 5: I just want to please.

1015
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: It's weird that I just want to please strangers.

1016
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 5: What I know, Well, that's that's a comics syndrome.

1017
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't know that.

1018
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 5: It's a very sad thing.

1019
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 2: I don't think it's well.

1020
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 6: I think it's also impossible because I never think I do.

1021
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 6: Even if things go well, there's I always focus on

1022
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 6: like the one person.

1023
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 5: That had the face of course, so it's.

1024
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 6: Almost like having a fetish for a thing that I

1025
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 6: like an ah, I can't scratch exactly.

1026
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: So gross.

1027
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: When I could be having the most fun on stage,

1028
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: if there's one person with their arms crossed up front,

1029
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: I put all my focus on them. How can I

1030
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: turn this at the expense of the rest of the audience.

1031
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: How can I make this asshole happy? Yeah, you didn't

1032
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: even want to leave the house and He's like, oh,

1033
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: there's goddamn comedy club coupons.

1034
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 5: But that's but some That's such a common thing amongst

1035
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 5: comedians because you know, we are I mean, the empty

1036
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 5: hole that it takes to get up in front of

1037
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 5: strangers and have them laugh, you know, you know, out

1038
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 5: of the context of their lives is quite a quite

1039
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 5: a thing.

1040
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 2: It's insanity.

1041
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: What a great That was a full That was a

1042
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 1: great conclusionary moment. It was episode round.

1043
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 5: To do that. Yeah, why this was so much fun.

1044
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 5: I wish I'd rather just drive around with you. It

1045
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 5: was great.

1046
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: That was really fun. You're good at this.

1047
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 5: Oh it's my pleasure.

1048
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much for.

1049
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 5: Once again I have to apologize for the smelly coffee

1050
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 5: soaked sheet.

1051
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: In the I'll send you the bill underneath that.

1052
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 5: He's gonna be like two seventy five.

1053
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh my sheet isn't good.

1054
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 5: N No, I'm saying two dollars for laundry. That's Oh

1055
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 5: you mean it could actually what if it stains and

1056
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: it doesn't come out?

1057
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 2: I mean, what if I have to replace that?

1058
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 5: Oh no, but you know, if your dog could just

1059
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,919
Speaker 5: kind of scot his ass along that what the dog

1060
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 5: do you have?

1061
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 6: I have a small one, like a little beagle mix,

1062
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 6: and then I have a big one that looks kind

1063
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 6: of like yellow, a yellow.

1064
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: Laps nice dogs.

1065
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 5: Also, Oh yeah, that's what you don't see them because

1066
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 5: you don't go on Facebook. That I had to leave Facebook.

1067
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 2: Are we not friends on Facebook?

1068
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to make you a close friend though,

1069
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 5: because then I'll see your stuff.

1070
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: Yes, and then when maybe I can send you a

1071
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,479
Speaker 1: close friend message and figure out how you do.

1072
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 5: That, and I can you just go up, just go

1073
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 5: up to you go to my page, and then we

1074
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 5: a little show that we're friends, and then you click

1075
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 5: on that and so you'll give you it's his close

1076
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 5: friends and you click on that. Because when you have

1077
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 5: a lot of people that you or your quote unquote friends,

1078
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 5: and I've got it. I'm starting to within the herd. Boy,

1079
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 5: oh my god, that's gonna say. I just closed today.

1080
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 5: Uh what's your name? Elizabeth Warren? So it's something wonderful

1081
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 5: that's been going around about planned.

1082
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 2: Did you see it?

1083
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're the one where she's just like you people

1084
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 6: are from the eighteen hundreds.

1085
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 5: Well, I don't it was it was several things. I

1086
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 5: mean it was, it was it was edited and there

1087
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,959
Speaker 5: were several sections. Oh it was a natural speech. Yeah,

1088
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 5: she was speaking. Yeah, and and so I posted it.

1089
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 5: I said, you know, please, you know you got to

1090
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 5: see this. She is so terrific and what she's saying

1091
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 5: is so important. And this one guy who's this idiot

1092
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 5: friend an old friend of a friend. He will not

1093
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 5: cut him loose. He gets on, he goes she's mentally ill.

1094
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 5: And she says, I said, hi, Howard. Of course, of

1095
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 5: course you're here and goodbye.

1096
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 2: Watch. Yeah, that was part of it. But yeah, it's

1097
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: that kind of you're here, and.

1098
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't want to know this about you, that

1099
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 6: this is your reaction to this thing that we are

1100
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 6: like that diametrically opposed.

1101
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that to you.

1102
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 6: I'm like, that's that's my Facebook thing of like people

1103
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 6: that start to fight with you.

1104
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: Right there, we ran out of card space. We were

1105
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: wrapping it up with Kathy, but I just want to

1106
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: explain why it abruptly ended. But that was Do You

1107
00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: Need a Ride? With Chris Fairbanks and Karen Kilgareff and

1108
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: our guests Kathy Ladman. You've been listening to Do You

1109
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: Need a Ride? D y n A R.

1110
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1111
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 4: Either way, we want to be there.

1112
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1113
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 3: time and they turn and on engage.

1114
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:34,280
Speaker 4: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

1115
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 4: you back home.

1116
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

1117
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: We scared her?

1118
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 6: Was it fine now?

1119
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 5: Porn?

1120
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride? Do you need to ride?

1121
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1122
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?

1123
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1124
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1125
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 2: Do you need.

1126
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: With Karen and chriss mm hmm