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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from SNL

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Speaker 1: and Weeds, Kevin nelon January thirty. First in February first

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Speaker 1: tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four to

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine seven thousand the twenty. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Tyler's dad? Yes it is. How are you sir?

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Speaker 1: This is Casey right back. I'm one of the administrators

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Speaker 1: here at your son's school. Okay, well not really. I

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Speaker 1: needed to come down here right now and pick him up.

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Speaker 1: Why well, he was being a little insubordinate today and

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Speaker 1: having some behavioral issues, so I would, uh, well, what happened?

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Speaker 1: He was wearing at Denver Broncos jersey today at school

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Speaker 1: and did something happened was well, why would that be

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Speaker 1: a problem? I told him he need to take the

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Speaker 1: jersey off or be sent home, and at that point

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Speaker 1: he mouthed off to me about Peyton Manning or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And now he's out in front waiting for you. So

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Speaker 1: if you could come pick him up, he's gonna have

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Speaker 1: to take the day off and you know, hopefully come

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow things will be different as long as he's

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Speaker 1: not wearing that jersey. So you started fighting with an

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Speaker 1: eight year old about football in the school and whether

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Speaker 1: he should be wearing a Denver Broncos jersey or not. Correction,

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Speaker 1: that eight year old came into this school with a

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Speaker 1: Dever Broncos jersey on, so really he started it was

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Speaker 1: a hostile environment he was walking into. He should have known.

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Speaker 1: My son can wear whatever he wants to wear a

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Speaker 1: school if I want him to send if I want

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Speaker 1: to send him with no pants to school, I'll send

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Speaker 1: him in no pants with school. I would rather wear

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Speaker 1: no pants than at Dever Broncos jersey. You see what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like, we wear c Ars jerseys here, so

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Speaker 1: I don't give it what kind of fan you are

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Speaker 1: or what you like. So when he said that to me,

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Speaker 1: that's when I grabbed him and I said, hey, you

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Speaker 1: need to take that jersey off, and then I put

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Speaker 1: him in front of the classroom. I spanked him and

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Speaker 1: then told him to go wait outside for you. So

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Speaker 1: he's outside, my son. I had no thanks, my son.

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Speaker 1: Now I am coming over there and I'm gonna spank you.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna just come down here and just give me

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Speaker 1: a little spanking. You work for administration? Did you get

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Speaker 1: a job at administration with this kind of attitude. You

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Speaker 1: know what, I think. I'm gonna call the local news

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Speaker 1: channel and let them know about this, maybe even call

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Speaker 1: the police and have them come down there with me,

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Speaker 1: and we'll make a big deal about you know, honestly, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised at your attitude, A little bit surprised at

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Speaker 1: my attitude. You spank to my son, told him that

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Speaker 1: he can't wear a Denver Broncos jersey. The years of

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Speaker 1: soapy that this is gonna cost now are gonna be overwhelming. Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be raising a little loser, do you.

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Speaker 1: My son is not a loser, you little I swear

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Speaker 1: to God, I'm coming down there. I'm gonna rip your

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Speaker 1: head off on down your throat, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos are gonna win this weekend. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: the other way around. It the other way around. And

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Speaker 1: that's what I meant by loser. You know he's gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm getting me cure right now. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you and I place a friendly little wager on

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Speaker 1: the game. How about we place a wager how much

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kick yours when I get down to

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Speaker 1: the school if the Seahawks win, I get to spank

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Speaker 1: your kid again. If they lose, you can come down here.

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Speaker 1: Oh the hell, you are going to spank my kid again?

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Speaker 1: Well no wait if they if they lose, you can

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Speaker 1: come down here and spank me all you want. What

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Speaker 1: is going on? This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your buddy Charlie set you up. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: that is so up that you said you spank to

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Speaker 1: my kid. I thought it was more messed up that

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Speaker 1: you said you were going to spank me. I am.

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Speaker 1: I am gonna come down there and thank you. Oh nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this whole thing is so up. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Today Mornings on the twenties. Holy on, moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five. I've been I've been a losing speed