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Speaker 1: All right, Freda is always our fun day. It's a

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Speaker 1: full new hour right now with Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. We got a new second date coming up

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey's song of the week always especially if you're

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Speaker 1: a Disney fanatic, you are gonna love today's. And just

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Speaker 1: a reminder we do have if you're not listening already

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Speaker 1: from YouTube, We do have a YouTube page where we

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Speaker 1: post video of him singing so you can see the

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Speaker 1: Little Songbird in person. I feel like it's gonna say

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Speaker 1: and the lyrics are there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can kind of like sing along if you want.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point, So just go to Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey on YouTube again if you're not already there, but

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Speaker 1: maybe you are. Where are the comments coming from today?

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Speaker 2: Yes, one is from Apple Podcasts and it says I

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Speaker 2: love the show. It gets me through my job. Also,

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Speaker 2: please prank call me pretending to be my ex.

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Speaker 1: I miss her.

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Speaker 3: Oh you don't want to prank call you just want

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Speaker 3: to talk to yours and pretend.

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Speaker 4: To be her.

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Speaker 3: Maybe chet GPT would be better at pretending. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: get into the full show right now.

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Speaker 5: Welcome the Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure

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Speaker 5: to type those words in wherever you want to listen

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Speaker 5: to our podcast, wherever you listen to it, Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: I was going to do.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: No, that that's a higher rated podcast than ours. Welcome

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Speaker 5: to Brook and Jeffrey. They're really funny.

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Speaker 7: Ye're welcoming?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Title though, But I don't know if many of our

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Speaker 5: listeners know this, but last week, was it Brooke? You

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Speaker 5: got pulled over for speeding? What did they clock you?

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Speaker 5: Going seventy eight sixty?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 5: We're going slow that morning?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 5: And what did the cop look like?

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Speaker 1: Baby? May you do? So cute?

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Speaker 5: I wish there was baby cops take he was young.

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Speaker 1: He had like big cute cheeks, you know, cute? Was

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Speaker 1: his hair it hat on?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, Well, I'm just thinking, what if I told

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Speaker 5: you producer Boyd got pulled over this morning by the

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Speaker 5: exact same baby cops.

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Speaker 3: Every day of this week there's been a police right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Get a ticket.

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Speaker 5: Get pretty sure it's the same person. Boyd was doing

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Speaker 5: eighty one in a sixty Oh my god, except he

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Speaker 5: successfully got out of his ticket, which is different than

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Speaker 5: you right out of it. How did he get out

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Speaker 5: of it other than by flaunting his raw sexual magnetism,

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Speaker 5: which you should really try sometime. Brook, You didn't show

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Speaker 5: cleavage or anything.

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Speaker 1: Boyd showed his cleavage.

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Speaker 5: No, he did what you were too scared to do.

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Speaker 5: He dropped the name of our show. And apparently that

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Speaker 5: cop loves it. A listener, he listens. They talked about it.

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Speaker 5: They had a little guffa over a recent awkward Tuesday

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Speaker 5: phone call that we did no and he even asked,

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Speaker 5: what is Brook like in real life? You aren't realizing

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Speaker 5: that he had pulled you over.

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Speaker 1: I think that you were very manly a rum exterior.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say he wrote my name down on

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Speaker 1: the ticket. I don't go by a stage name, it's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, then register with him. You weren't being sexual enough, so.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the show. You know I'm not very sexual. Well, well,

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Speaker 5: She's randy, but not sexual. There's a difference.

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Speaker 5: My one piece of advice to you, Brooke, other than

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Speaker 9: I know.

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Speaker 5: Now that's my advice. Brook, there you go. Let's head

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Speaker 5: our digital producer for the shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 1: Day, go for it.

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Speaker 7: Happy National Tarantola Day. Yes, an entire holiday dedicated to

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Speaker 7: the world second Harryus man eater. After brooks have eight legs,

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Speaker 7: they got two fangs, and yes they are venomous and hairy.

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Speaker 7: I know what our summer dare is gonna be next,

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Speaker 7: But do you know what other animals are hiding a

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Speaker 7: mouthful of poison? You'll have to tell me. During a

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Speaker 7: special venomous or a harmless edition of plenty of twenty,

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Speaker 7: you will say number one through twenty. I'll give you

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Speaker 7: that animal venomous or harmless. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 7: who was banned from a nightclub called venom.

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Speaker 4: Eleven eleven.

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Speaker 7: Alexis found in Indo Pacific, reefs. It looks like a

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Speaker 2: Getting a picture of a hand to me and this

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Speaker 5: A lot of slow animals need like really high toxic

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's why Jose is poisonous. If you bite into

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Speaker 5: his skin, don't get you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go poisonous.

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Speaker 7: Alexis says it's venomous. It is, Yes, it injects a

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Speaker 7: powerful venom that can paralyze a human in second.

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Speaker 1: Scar, look out for those.

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Speaker 7: Brook were over to you. Eleven has been chosen, so

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Speaker 1: Should pick unlucky thirteen.

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Speaker 7: Lucky thirteen brook found in warm oceans worldwide. The pufferfish

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Speaker 7: does exactly what the name sounds like. It puffs up

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Speaker 7: and shows spikes when threatened. Its unusual defense makes it

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Speaker 7: look larger and harder to eat. Is the pufferfish venomous

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I know it most from the Little

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Speaker 1: I think it's got so many defenses with a spikiness

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Speaker 7: Bok says it's harmless. Yeah, harmless somewhat. It is toxic

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Speaker 7: if you eat it, but it doesn't inject you with

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Speaker 7: venom with your pokers.

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Speaker 5: Because in sushi you have to take out to certain bladders.

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Speaker 7: It makes one of us. Jose. Eleven and thirteen have

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Speaker 7: This large spider often hides in banana shipments and strikes

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Speaker 5: Don't even bring the picture. It kind of looks like

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Speaker 1: I feel like this spider got famous on TikTok for

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Speaker 1: why because I was like, this sounds familiar to me too.

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Speaker 7: It's got like a big red mouth, and I know

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Speaker 6: Are usually a sign of poisonous an I'm going against

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Speaker 6: my my will, my heart says, all these spiders are

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Speaker 6: freaking poisonous, Jake, poison.

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Speaker 7: Jose thinks that's venomous spiders we just talked from the

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Speaker 7: trash that wasn't but the wandering spider it'spi can cause

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Speaker 7: paralysis and will be fatal with you go three for three, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: You're making my morning very venomous. If you get this right,

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Speaker 7: I need a number number four, Jeffrey. Found in the

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Speaker 7: deserts of the southwestern US and Mexico, the HeLa monster

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Speaker 7: and chew when threatened or when hunting. Venomous or harmless

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Speaker 5: Monster, Okay, the picture that you're giving me, he doesn't

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Speaker 1: I remember this one though, I feel like it's in

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Speaker 1: one of my sons versus books. What are those those

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Speaker 5: When they who would win?

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Speaker 1: Who would win? That's the one who would win.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So then it's more dangerous than it looks

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Speaker 5: with Brooks Son Alder and say that he is venomous.

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Speaker 7: Jeffer says, the HeLa monsters venomous mess. It's one of

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Speaker 7: for four. I have lost today's edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Jake is getting a venomous shock to the throat while

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Speaker 5: singing Toxic by Brittany Spears.

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Speaker 7: Go for it with a taste of your lips.

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Speaker 5: I'm on a round toxic slip in on. That was

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Speaker 5: your shot collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 9: Up in just a few minutes, Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I think I've learned something about myself. What it's broken

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. Icky, I'm the Jeffrey part of

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Speaker 5: that show thing. That's not what I learned.

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Speaker 1: You just realized. It just dawned on you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just just in case anybody didn't know. But producer

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Speaker 5: Boyd gave me an article this morning titled What's the

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Speaker 5: number one sign of intelligence? And they're not talking about

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Speaker 5: book smarts knowing like random facts or math. They're talking

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Speaker 5: So what's the number one sign of emotional intelligence? Researchers

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Speaker 5: say it's when a high functioning person encounters a closed

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Speaker 5: or change its topic until they walk away.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was just people who don't like confrontation.

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Speaker 5: Fairly emotional intelligent Caud. The funny thing is is I want.

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Speaker 6: To do this, but I still have to tell them, like,

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Speaker 6: I'm just not going to engage with you because you're

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Speaker 5: Have to say something yes. So I was wondering why

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're thank you to Really, I'm Thinke Alexis

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Speaker 1: is more emotionally intelligent based on that than you. I

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Speaker 1: did take a whole college course on it.

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Speaker 5: So what's he trying to say? Like, I'm not argumentative.

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Speaker 5: I'm the first person in this room who would listen

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Speaker 1: I don't know that you listen very well, but okay,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly when I see that there's no common ground

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Speaker 5: let's say, between Brooke and I. Yeah, I don't waste

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Speaker 5: year old woman named Jackie Taylor went to Starbucks with

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Speaker 5: Well, it's because when it came time to pay, the

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Speaker 1: Well, back in twenty nineteen, we're even doing that.

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Speaker 5: It was just being a good friend, too, is your

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Speaker 5: year old woman named Tricia Fank was visiting a local

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Speaker 5: The Hines Tomato ketchup Smoothie includes strawberries, raspberries, apple juice,

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Speaker 5: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 5: Despite all those odds stacked against him, her husband came

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Speaker 1: Over exactly like going to the mall for a diamond.

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Speaker 5: God, this is a customized white and pink jet with Paris'

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Speaker 1: It did not in reference to the global warming that

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Speaker 5: It's a husband that knows his wife and it's a

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Speaker 5: Through Meanwhile, back when Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were dating,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jane's face if she finds it still at his

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Speaker 3: house from there, She's like.

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Speaker 1: I give him hair, yeah, just in the shape of

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Speaker 1: a doll.

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Speaker 5: Also, Kelly Rowland Roland, Kelly Roland from Destiny's Child, she

448
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Speaker 5: gave Beyonce a custom pink baby bathtub that was hand

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Speaker 5: decorated with fifty thousand Swarowski crystals.

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Speaker 1: Was that on the registry?

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Speaker 5: She did it as an apology for accidentally revealing the

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Speaker 5: gender of Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy to the press.

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Speaker 1: That was, well, yes, dude, that they're still friends. Really yeah, no, yeah,

454
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Speaker 1: they're tight, yeah, super tight.

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Speaker 5: After the baby bathtub, Yeah, we're talking about the weirdest

456
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Speaker 5: gifts celebrities have ever given to other celebrities for whatever reason,

457
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Speaker 5: for a birthday, for a baby shower, or whatever. It is.

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Speaker 5: Like with George Clooney, you might remember we talked about

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Speaker 5: this one on the show before, where he gave fourteen

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Speaker 5: of his closest friends a million dollars each.

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Speaker 1: It's the most amazing story. Tell it again. It's so good.

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Speaker 5: He had them over for a dinner party and when

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Speaker 5: they all arrived there was a big black Duffel bag

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Speaker 5: for each of them on the table with a million

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Speaker 5: dollars cash inside and twenty dollars bills. It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's noted though not all his friends

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Speaker 1: were rich and famous. Only some of them. Yeah, some

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Speaker 1: of them were, like actually needed the money was there?

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Speaker 5: She just moves it aside, like oh yeah, this is

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Speaker 5: just the customary. So yeah, I mean that gift is

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Speaker 5: a little bit more on the generous side. If you

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Speaker 5: want to talk weird, let's discuss Jared Letto when he

473
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Speaker 5: was working with Margot Robbie on the Suicide Squad movies.

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Speaker 3: Just the two most beautiful people in the world, probably

475
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Speaker 3: I know, not fairly took all the genes.

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Speaker 5: So he gifted her a live rat, which apparently she

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Speaker 5: accepted and named rat Rat.

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Speaker 7: Oh, she liked it.

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Speaker 1: I mean rats can be cute, I guess.

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Speaker 5: And apparently she only had to give it up because

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Speaker 5: her landlord said rats were against their Lisa greens, so

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Speaker 5: rat Rat had to be given up for adoption.

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Speaker 1: You still into a landlord if you're rich and famous.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: What kind of power do these people have?

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Speaker 5: And then there was a time Rihanna gave NBA star

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Speaker 5: Kevin Durant accustom painting. It was a picture of a

488
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Speaker 5: hot dog in a bathtub and on the bottom it

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Speaker 5: said always wash your wiener.

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Speaker 1: And it's a good reminder for my son. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: in elementary school. We talk about all the different body

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Speaker 1: parts we gotta cover.

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Speaker 5: It's cute. It didn't play quite as well when he

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Speaker 5: sent her a painting of a cat and a bath

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Speaker 5: with a similar but different message on the bottom. And finally,

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Speaker 5: in terms of weird gifts, we have Tom Cruise, our

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Speaker 5: weirdest celebrity. He's so normal, what possibly strange gift could

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Speaker 5: he send to somebody? Well, actually, for over a decade now,

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Speaker 5: Tom Cruise has had a famous cake list Cake You Cake,

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Speaker 5: where he sends literally hundreds of people all over the

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Speaker 5: world these fancy one hundred and fifty dollars white chocolate

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Speaker 5: and coconut bunkcakes for Christmas cakes that he personally has

503
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Speaker 5: never tried because he doesn't eat sugar. He probably reminds

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Speaker 5: them of it in the Christmas card, saying like, I

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Speaker 5: don't eat this because I'm better than enjoy your fattening

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Speaker 5: pagan cake.

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Speaker 1: Love.

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Speaker 5: So there you go, Celebrities, they're just like us. Those

509
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Speaker 5: are the weirdest gifts Celebs I've ever given to each other.

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Speaker 5: Our gift to you is a phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 9: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today, we call a substitute teacher who's filling in for

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Speaker 5: a fourth grade class. The original teachers out on maternity leave,

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00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 5: so the new one's only been there for about a

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Speaker 5: week so far. But still that's plenty of time for

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Speaker 5: one parent to come up with a long list of

517
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Speaker 5: critiques and teaching adjustments that she thinks she needs to make,

518
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 5: and Brooks list ranges from the mildly unreasonable to completely insane,

519
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Speaker 5: so we'll see how she handles it. In your phone tap,

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Speaker 5: right now.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Jamie? Yes, Hi Jamie.

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Speaker 5: My name is Heather.

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Speaker 1: My son Caleb is in your fourth grade class.

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Speaker 11: Oh Caleb, Yes, nice, ice to meet you.

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Speaker 10: Nice to meet you too. Caleb is such a great kid.

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Speaker 7: Oh you're being serious?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You obviously don't live with him.

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Speaker 9: Oh no, he agree.

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Speaker 8: He's very attentive in class.

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Speaker 3: Good to hear the medications working. Oh so the reason

534
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Speaker 3: I'm calling is I know you're new and filling it

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Speaker 3: for Miss Jennifer who's on maternity leave. So it looks

536
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Speaker 3: like your first week isn't going as well as when

537
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Speaker 3: Miss Jennifer is in charge.

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I don't what do you mean.

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Speaker 11: I don't understand we're having a great week.

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Speaker 3: Well you might be, but Caleb comes home and says

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Speaker 3: he's not happy or fulfilled.

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Speaker 10: He uses that word fulfilled.

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Speaker 9: He does.

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Speaker 1: He knows lots big words. You should teach him some more.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean we're working. I thought we could just.

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Speaker 3: Go over a few things that Miss Jennifer does to

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Speaker 3: help and maybe you could adopt them too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do them.

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Speaker 11: Oh oh well, I'm open to hearing what they are.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 3: So number one is I need you to stop riding

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Speaker 3: on the whiteboard with your left hand.

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Speaker 10: With my left hand, though.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not in this class, because it's very confusing for Caleb.

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Speaker 1: He's right handed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, Okayleb's his right handed I noticed, but

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Speaker 5: he can write with his right hand.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's adapt. Okay, let's adapt. So just put it

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Speaker 1: in your other hand that pin, you know, seems pretty simple.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, and I'd also like you to prepare a

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Speaker 3: hot cup of tea for Caleb each morning when he arrives.

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Speaker 4: Miss Jennifer would do that with a little slice eleven.

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Speaker 1: But I won't ask that of you. That maybe asking

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Speaker 1: too much.

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00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm going to have to talk to the vice

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Speaker 4: principle about this.

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Speaker 10: I didn't know anything about them.

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Speaker 3: Something else you might not know is Caleb lost part

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Speaker 3: of his finger in an accident at home.

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Speaker 1: I have it in a ziplock in the freezer.

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Speaker 10: I'm so sorry I did.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's okay.

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Speaker 7: It happened a.

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Speaker 1: Long time ago.

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Speaker 3: But Miss Jennifer would always let him bring it in

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Speaker 3: for show and tell, pass it around the room.

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Speaker 9: He would like has his finger to other kids.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand just from that first knuckle up is

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Speaker 3: what got severed.

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Speaker 1: So the kids love it.

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Speaker 9: They love it.

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Speaker 3: You know what, though, I'll have him bring it in

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Speaker 3: a cooler because there was a problem with smell last time.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, darn little thing heats up like a Frankfurter.

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Speaker 1: Those little ones like you have at the orders. That's

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Speaker 1: kind of what it looks like.

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Speaker 5: Mom.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, but I I need to go.

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Speaker 5: Oh shoot, yeah, yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I just have one more thing to ask you. I

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Speaker 3: know your time is so important, so I was just wondering.

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Speaker 3: This isn't really a formal request, but just an option.

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Speaker 3: Are you interested in making Caleb's lunch every day?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: I like your reaction there. It's just that I'm so

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Speaker 1: busy with.

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Speaker 3: Work and I heard you don't have any children, so

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Speaker 3: I can pay you two dollars per lunch.

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Speaker 10: Yet No, I think that's not clear boundaries.

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Speaker 1: That's forty dollars a month.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Good, And I can't imagine what they pay substitute teachers.

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Speaker 5: I bet you need that.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, you know what the no cross in

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Speaker 1: only organic berries? Can you make that happen?

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Speaker 10: This is really crossing a line.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't think miss Jennifer was doing all these things.

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Speaker 10: I find it very hard to believe.

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Speaker 3: Do you know who you should ask, because you should

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Speaker 3: actually ask a teacher that you work with named Annie.

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Speaker 3: Do you know Miss Annie?

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Speaker 4: Of course I know Miss Annie.

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00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: Because she's the one that wants you to listen to

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Speaker 3: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning so

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00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: you can hear the prank phone call we're doing on you.

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Speaker 5: Right now, right now, Joe, what.

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Speaker 1: This exactually Brooke, we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, Miss Annie, I'm gonna kill her.

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Speaker 1: Well, wasn't just her, Apparently it was her and all

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Speaker 1: the other teachers. They wanted to make sure that you

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Speaker 1: were welcome since you're kind.

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Speaker 5: Of nad.

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Speaker 10: Like racing right now, Like I won't know.

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Speaker 3: Your heart was racing because you couldn't wait to see

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Speaker 3: that little severed finger.

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Speaker 5: Huh oh, yeah, I couldn't wait.

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Speaker 1: It's a real hit with the kids.

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Speaker 9: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Alexis. If you go on a date with a guy,

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Speaker 5: a good one, and he doesn't take mixt you back

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Speaker 5: for three whole days after WHOA what's the first conclusion

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Speaker 5: you jumped to Oh man.

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Speaker 1: I'd be crashing out. Things do not be well, bed

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Speaker 1: he better be in the hospital.

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Speaker 5: Better he better be Or is it possible if you

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Speaker 5: could fathom this, that maybe he just doesn't like you

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Speaker 5: that much?

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Speaker 1: Impossible?

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Speaker 5: You can't think of that.

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00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 7: Make her wanted more?

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Speaker 5: Though that's true. One of our listeners is worried that

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Speaker 5: might be the vibe he gave off after waiting a

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Speaker 5: few days before sending his first post date text. He

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Speaker 5: swears he had a really good reason for giving her

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Speaker 5: so much space.

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Speaker 8: Though.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it when we talk to him in

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Speaker 5: a brand new second date update coming up right after

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Speaker 5: this second date update. You know, we've talked about bringing

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Speaker 5: a gift to a first date before, and that could

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Speaker 5: include flowers, maybe a stuffed animal or a real animal.

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Speaker 5: This baby bear was over by the garbage cans near

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Speaker 5: my house. It's yours now.

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Speaker 1: That's so nice. Welcome y God, bring me a raccoon

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Speaker 1: next week, please?

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Speaker 5: But what about buying them a gift during your date?

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Speaker 5: Is that still a strong move? I like it better,

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Speaker 5: that's what our listener Isaac did, so, Isaac, clearly you're

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Speaker 5: one of those generous daters. Congratulations, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thank you, guys.

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Speaker 10: But let's not get too caught up, all right, it

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Speaker 10: wasn't anything that crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're impressed because Jeff only gives away free wildlife

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Speaker 1: he finds in his backyard.

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Speaker 5: Awesome. I've got a whole cage of animals ready for you,

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Speaker 5: and maybe after this is done, you could take something home.

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Speaker 5: But let's get to what happened with this girl you met?

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Speaker 5: What's her name?

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Speaker 10: Her name's Elisa, Alisa.

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Speaker 5: Where'd you meet her?

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Speaker 10: So? We met on one of the dating apps and

673
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Speaker 10: we ended up connecting over stand up comedy?

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Speaker 1: Are you a stand up comedian or you just like

675
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Speaker 1: to watch?

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00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 7: I like to watch?

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Speaker 5: I really want to one day?

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Speaker 9: Oh you should? You should.

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Speaker 5: That's a good thing to bond over stand up comedy?

680
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Speaker 5: What did you decide to do for your date?

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Speaker 10: So like, we talked a bunch and we didn't end

682
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Speaker 10: up going to a comedy show.

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Speaker 9: You did not?

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Speaker 10: Oh no, we didn't. But I did end up sending

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Speaker 10: her some clips because she wasn't too familiar with. Jim Gaffick, one.

686
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Speaker 5: Of my favorites. So good, we've actually interviewed him.

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Speaker 1: He's so nice too, so funny. I was just talking

688
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Speaker 1: about how I don't love his comedy.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, pockets.

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Speaker 1: He talks about being a doubt a lot.

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Speaker 5: We don't support that on this show. No fatherhood talk.

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Speaker 1: I mean I feel like those are safe though. I

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Speaker 1: mean I haven't heard anything.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know offensive.

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Speaker 1: He's a pretty family friendly. Yeah, because that's always a

696
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: risk too, Like if you send a joke that maybe

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00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: you find funny that is.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, That's why I felt like, oh, he's the perfect

699
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 10: person this sen Like I said.

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Speaker 5: I love the guy, and who doesn't I mean, well Brook,

701
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 5: Now we know.

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Speaker 1: Sorry hate him. He's just not my favorite.

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00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 5: So how did you parlay talking about Jim Gaffigan into

704
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 5: a first date?

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Speaker 9: So?

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00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 10: I think the laughter kind of made it just was fun.

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Speaker 10: So I asked her if we could go out on

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Speaker 10: a date, and we It was simple.

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Speaker 4: We went to a chili.

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Speaker 5: A chili, Oh nice, Okay.

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Speaker 10: So once we got to the chili, that's where I

712
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 10: showed her some of the clips, especially my favorite one.

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Speaker 1: But wow, even more, Yeah, you'd sent her some and

714
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: now we're watching him together.

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00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 10: Look, it might have been overkilled, but I just love

716
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 10: the dude.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I will say watching stand up together is

718
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Speaker 1: always funnier than when you watch it by yourself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but if you got a chance to talk about

720
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Speaker 2: yourself on the date already first, not just straight into

721
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Speaker 2: the clips, that's a whole date.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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Speaker 10: Timing is important there Lysis, Yes, and that was the

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Speaker 10: big thing we watched like a little bit together. But

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Speaker 10: then I kind of segued that into learning things about

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Speaker 10: each other.

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Speaker 5: That's great. So is all that's happening in the parking

728
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Speaker 5: lot outside of the Chili's or are we sitting down

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Speaker 5: for dinner yet?

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Speaker 10: No, we're sitting down and we're so at.

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Speaker 5: The start of this, we were talking about how you

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Speaker 5: bought her a gift during the day. Where does that

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Speaker 5: come into play?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh okay.

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Speaker 10: So we had a great dinner and we've still felt

736
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Speaker 10: like hanging out. So there was a mall that was

737
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Speaker 10: pretty close. So we go to one of these stores

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Speaker 10: that just sells a bunch of like cute little nickknacks.

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Speaker 1: I love a nicknack store, Oh my god. And they're

740
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: always like overloaded with stuff, you know, way too much

741
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Speaker 1: stuff for you to take in.

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Speaker 5: So many knacks.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 10: The good thing is, though I got to see how

745
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 10: she reacted when she saw this pair of SOPs. They

746
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 10: were like little bumblebee socks, but she loved You're.

747
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Speaker 3: Literally picturing the same brand of funny socks.

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Speaker 1: I see every one of those nicka, yeah stores, it's

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Speaker 1: the same company.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 1: They're not very comfortable, but sometimes they have cuss words. Yeah,

752
00:37:59,200 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: you always. Yeah.

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00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 5: The girls seem to think socks are a good first

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Speaker 5: date gift idea.

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Speaker 10: When I saw how excited she got about him, I said,

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Speaker 10: I'm going to grab those and she was like, oh

757
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 10: my god, you don't have to do that. I said, hey,

758
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 10: if you love them, I want you to be happy.

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Speaker 10: I want you to enjoy the fox. You really like him.

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Speaker 5: You're a nice guy. Now put these on for me,

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Speaker 5: nice and slow. Let me watch you wear them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't do that because that gives real like

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Speaker 1: feet guy.

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Speaker 10: One.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just checking. That did not happen.

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Speaker 10: No, that would happened.

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Speaker 5: A strong move. Okay, good work. So she liked the socks.

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Speaker 10: She did, she liked him. And this is the thing too.

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Speaker 10: When we were at the chili's, she took a selfie

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Speaker 10: with me, and I'm thinking, okay, well, if I was

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Speaker 10: a girl when I'm out on my first date with

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Speaker 10: a guy. I'm not taking a selfie with him if

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Speaker 10: I don't want to see him again.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you only want the picture if you think

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Speaker 1: there's potential.

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Speaker 5: Or we're in the group chat and she's like, guys,

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Speaker 5: stay away from this.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like I need to make sure I

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Speaker 5: have evidence on my phone just in case. But I'm

781
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 5: sure it's not that. I'm sure she, like you said,

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Speaker 5: was just enjoying herself. Wanted to have a memory of

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Speaker 5: the night with.

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Speaker 10: You, what we did kiss at the end of the night.

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Speaker 5: Okay, how is it that you're not getting a call back?

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Speaker 5: Because all of this sounds really good.

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Speaker 10: That's the thing too. Like she did say she was

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Speaker 10: getting ready to go on a girl's trip, so I

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Speaker 10: was all right, cool. I didn't want to bother her

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Speaker 10: while she was there. She said, I was only going

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Speaker 10: to be like a couple days. It's like a long weekend.

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Speaker 10: But now it's been like a week and I'm still

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Speaker 10: not hearing from her. I'd sent her like one text

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Speaker 10: when she should have been back from the trip, but

795
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Speaker 10: left it. Maybe she thought she I just not thought

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Speaker 10: about it. She might maybe thought I wasn't that interested

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Speaker 10: because I didn't text her while she was on the trip.

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Speaker 5: As long as your text was let me see those

799
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Speaker 5: tootsies in those bumblebee socks, girl, then you're probably gonna

800
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Speaker 5: be okay. So we'll find out. We'll call Alisa for

801
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Speaker 5: you and try and get you your second date update

802
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 5: when we come back right after this second date update.

803
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Speaker 5: If you miss part one of the second date update,

804
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Speaker 5: let's just hit the highlights here real quick. Our listener,

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Speaker 5: Isaac bonded with his date Elisa over stand up comedy,

806
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Speaker 5: specifically the comedian Jim Gap again, which that's great. He's

807
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 5: got a big head love that. Took his date to

808
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Speaker 5: Chili's for dinner. Awesome egg rolls there, thumbs up. I

809
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,959
Speaker 5: didn't even know they had, just check them menu. It's okay.

810
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 5: You don't have to believe me. Bought her some bumblebee

811
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Speaker 5: socks at the mall that she liked. Bees are dope,

812
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Speaker 5: we approve. Even got a kiss at the car.

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Speaker 1: Oh it sounds sweet, Sure did so.

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Speaker 5: The weird part is he hasn't really heard from her

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Speaker 5: since then, So why on earth would a Lisa be

816
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Speaker 5: avoiding him after all that good news? We may never

817
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Speaker 5: know the answer.

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Speaker 1: No, that's the whole point of this, Jeff. We're gonna

819
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Speaker 1: find out right now.

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Speaker 5: Right unless she answers the phone. Yeah, that's step one.

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Speaker 1: Did the egg rolls go to your head?

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Speaker 4: Jeff?

823
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 5: Isaac? Can you confirm that the egg rolls do exist

824
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 5: to Chili's?

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I can.

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Speaker 7: They are pretty good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's give some love to Chili's egg rolls right now.

828
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 5: One of the best egg rolls in.

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Speaker 7: The city were at Chili.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, still stuck on that. When did you go This

831
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: is about Isaac, you guys, not about Jeff's dietary.

832
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Speaker 5: Okay, well, we'll make that the second point of conversation

833
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Speaker 5: after we hopefully get a Lisa on the phone.

834
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Speaker 9: Here.

835
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Speaker 5: I'm going to dial her number right now.

836
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Speaker 12: Let's see how this goes. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

837
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Speaker 12: Is this a Lisa. Yeah, there's a whole room of

838
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 12: people here.

839
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Speaker 5: I'm coming.

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Speaker 7: I forgot.

841
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 5: We are excited to talk to you because you're on

842
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 5: the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

843
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 4: Uh oh okay, yeah, all right, and you don't buy.

844
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Speaker 5: No, just kidding. Yeah, We're we're doing a segment from

845
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,760
Speaker 5: our show. It's called a Second date update. Okay, okay,

846
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: And that's where we help out listeners who've gone out

847
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 5: with somebody and they're not hearing back after their date.

848
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Speaker 5: We try to help that person figure out the reason why.

849
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Speaker 10: Okay, I I gotcha.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know why you'd be calling.

851
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Speaker 5: Me, because there is a guy that went out with

852
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Speaker 5: you recently who really would love to see you again,

853
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 5: a guy named Isaac.

854
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Isaac, Right, how could.

855
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Speaker 1: You forget him? You just went out like a week

856
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: and a half ago.

857
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my life is just been cruse lately.

858
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: Oh oh, is that why you're not getting back to him?

859
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: You've just been I mean he did mention you had

860
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: like a girl's weekend.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, we did go for a girl's weekend down to Miami,

862
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 13: and yeah it was a lot of fun and yeah,

863
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Speaker 13: the craziest thing happened.

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Speaker 1: Wait on your trip?

865
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 7: Yeah on our trip?

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Speaker 5: What well, ending Brook? Should we be asking her about

867
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Speaker 5: the date with Isaac or should we just hear about her.

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Speaker 1: Wild thing happened on a girl's weekend in Miami? Should

869
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Speaker 1: we get to Isaac.

870
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Speaker 5: Spill the tea girl? What happened in Miami? That was

871
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 5: so crazy?

872
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 8: So we met this guy at the pool and he

873
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 8: was like a billionaire or something, and he took us

874
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Speaker 8: on a thirty thousand dollars shopping free whoa, whoa.

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00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 1: He took you and all your girls shopping, and I'm

877
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 1: sure he's like, he didn't want anything in return. Don't

878
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: trust her.

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00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 11: No, he didn't, like he took us to Gucci and

880
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 11: leave a turn on all these stores shoes purpose and

881
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 11: he just was, I guess, being really generous. I mean,

882
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 11: he didn't ask us to do anything.

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Speaker 5: Weird or wow. But yeah, can we bring it back

884
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Speaker 5: to Isaac because the whole reason that we're calling is

885
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 5: he thought he'd be hearing back from you by this

886
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Speaker 5: point after you return from your trip, but he hasn't

887
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 5: heard anything.

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00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 4: Well, now that.

889
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Speaker 11: I'm that, things just, I don't know, it seemed different.

890
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Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't know.

891
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 11: Really how to explain it.

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Speaker 1: You mean, like you were interested in him until the

893
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: Miami trip and now you're not interested in Isaac.

894
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 11: Well, I guess they.

895
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 13: Didn't realize that there were just so many generous people

896
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 13: out there like that, when.

897
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: You say generous, you mean rich, right, Well.

898
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, he just made me see that there's a whole

899
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 11: other world out there and.

900
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 6: Oh but that world's a little superficial to be on

901
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 6: yachts and in cars, But is it going to be

902
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 6: finding love?

903
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean those all sound really good to me.

904
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: Told me, wait, are you still talking to the billionaire

905
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: dude from Miami? Is that it?

906
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 11: Oh?

907
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 13: No, no, no, I'm not interested in him or anything.

908
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 10: Okay.

909
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 11: The thing is, my girlfriends and I decided to go.

910
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 13: Back to Miami for the next few weekends.

911
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 10: You know, it's just hang at the.

912
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 13: Pool again and you out. No, he did not like

913
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 13: offer to fly us out or anything. We're just going,

914
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 13: you know, because we want to go.

915
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: You're hunting for more billionaires and more people you shopping.

916
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 5: You're not going back for him, You're going back to No,

917
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 5: just out.

918
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: That can't happen that often. Like that has to be

919
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: like a once in a bloomer. You don't have to

920
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: do anything back.

921
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 9: H Yeah.

922
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you're going down a path that

923
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: you're not going to be thrilled with.

924
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 13: I mean maybe, but you know, we're at the age

925
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 13: now where we just kind of want to have fun

926
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 13: and see what happens and hang and.

927
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean honestly, like, look, that's your life. And

928
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 5: you're allowed to do whatever you want to do to

929
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 5: have fun with your girlfriends. That's all great, but we're

930
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 5: just like calling on behalf of Isaac because he has

931
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 5: no idea that this is happening. He feels like he's

932
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 5: being left totally ghosted with no communication.

933
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: I say, who needs a thirty thousand dollars shopping spree

934
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: when you got a guy who got your bumblebee socks?

935
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 10: Yeah?

936
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: You know That's what I'm saying about.

937
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 9: No.

938
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,479
Speaker 11: I mean, they were really cute.

939
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 13: It was a really sweet thing. It was it was awesome,

940
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 13: But I just I don't want to hurt his feelings.

941
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 13: And I mean, he was a really nice guy out.

942
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, instead of telling that to us, you should

943
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 5: probably just tell it directly to Isaac because he's on

944
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 5: the other line right now listening to this conversation. Oh god, Isaac,

945
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 5: are you there.

946
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, at least you like the fucks I got.

947
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 5: What were the socks?

948
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 9: Like?

949
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, my gosh.

950
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean they're definitely not yacht on Miami level thought.

951
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you need to tell her, Isaac, tell

952
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 1: her why you're a better catch, Like, why you're better

953
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: than some billionaire like buying people's affection in a pool somewhere.

954
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: That guy's lonely. If that guy had real friends, he'd

955
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: be buying his friend's stuff.

956
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 11: You know, he bought his friends, and he was buying

957
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 11: the thing too.

958
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 5: So, yeah, we have a coup of girls.

959
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: You have to bring your friends because that's how he

960
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: impress this number. He has friends. I was going for

961
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: he wasn't. He sucks, Isaac. You're better tell her.

962
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, look, hey, I man, I think it

963
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 10: was an awesome weekend us Alisa.

964
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 7: Look, I really liked you.

965
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,959
Speaker 10: I had a lot of fun.

966
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 4: But I mean, if you're not interested.

967
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 10: Because you're focused on wealthier people, I'm not gonna be

968
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 10: able to compete with that.

969
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 4: I think I really enjoy Spinina.

970
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 10: I'm with you.

971
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: He is so stinking cue genuinely nice dude. Dude, Lisa,

972
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: you're going to be missing out. Think of how sweet

973
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: that mall parking.

974
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 5: Lot kiss was usually, Isaac, you're selling yourself short to her.

975
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 5: Remember you took her to dinner at Chili's.

976
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't orders that time.

977
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 10: Probably what it was, I should have got the egg roll.

978
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: You need to go back, Lisa. You gotta go back

979
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: with him.

980
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 10: I think that's a great idea. If you'll let me

981
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 10: take you back to Chili this time, we will get

982
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 10: egg rolls.

983
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 5: With that said, Alisa, we would like to offer to

984
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 5: send you on another date with Isaac that we would

985
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 5: pay for it. And just remember, like not all great

986
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 5: things in life come with an expensive price tag. Sometimes

987
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 5: the best stuff is actually really affordable and right in

988
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 5: front of you, Yeah, just say the best things in

989
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 5: life are free. That's the same. Well he's yeah, I

990
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 5: don't know.

991
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 10: What that is.

992
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: So, but you don't pay for moments with your family.

993
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 5: So what do you think of Lisa willing to give

994
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 5: Isaac a second chance?

995
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 11: Come on, well, guys, I'm going to be gone the

996
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 11: next couple of weekends and I'm just going to be

997
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 11: really busy, So she don't really promise that right now.

998
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: We're going to get a date. Oh my god, you're

999
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: gonna think about this three months from now and regret

1000
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: this moment.

1001
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 11: Maybe, but I will probably be in Miami.

1002
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to be on that yacht with your

1003
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 5: Gucci purse and you're proud of bag and you're just

1004
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 5: going to be crying. Yeah, if you get the shower

1005
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 5: with gifts, we'd.

1006
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: Have gotten shoes or something anything other like for your

1007
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: twelve bags.

1008
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 5: You all right, well, Isaac man, I'm sorry that I

1009
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 5: can't believe she said no to that.

1010
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: You're a real catch. I mean, if it's not a Lisa,

1011
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: you're gonna find somebody who's great for you.

1012
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1013
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 10: Man, Thanks, guys, I appreciate it.

1014
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 5: Okay, and make sure you call us back when you

1015
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 5: own a yacht and it'll be a lot easier.

1016
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 14: On our podcast, Rookie Jeffrey in the Morning, we've definitely

1017
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 14: had people on this show who've lost out to Paste's

1018
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 14: boyfriends or punky firefighters that showed up on the scene.

1019
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 5: Rarely has somebody ever lost out to an entire state before. Yeah,

1020
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 5: and I can officially say now Isaac has lost his

1021
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 5: date to Florida, specifically Miami and all the generous wealthy

1022
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 5: men who live over there. But Florida, you win.

1023
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I really predict that she is going

1024
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: to go to pool after pool and not meet one

1025
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: more billionaires.

1026
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 7: Oh I disagree.

1027
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 6: I walk out of my lobby lost some was on

1028
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 6: Miami and little nas Ex was standing there.

1029
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 3: Maybe it won't happen, Maybe it will, or maybe Miami

1030
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 3: Tourism Board is going to contact us.

1031
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: As this is their new campaign, it.

1032
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 5: Probably should be. The weird part is it sounded like

1033
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 5: she really liked him, though he didn't do anything wrong.

1034
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 5: She had a great time on the date. She just

1035
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 5: decided I'm into Florida more.

1036
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: Right now, we're the top a single girls trip to Miami.

1037
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 9: Ya.

1038
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 5: Didn't work out for our friend Isaac, but it could

1039
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 5: work for you. If you want to email the show,

1040
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 5: we'll call that person who's not calling you back. And

1041
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 5: did you know these second date updates are up on YouTube?

1042
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 11: Hey?

1043
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeff we knew he's putting them up there.

1044
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 3: Alexis and a digital producer, our digital producer.

1045
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 5: Does he have permission to do that?

1046
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1047
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: I actually think he has more permissions than you do.

1048
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 5: Go check him out. They're up on YouTube at Brook

1049
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey and make sure you subscribe.

1050
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1051
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 5: I think most people have some type of subtle, nervous

1052
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 5: tick that they do not even realizing it. Like Alexis

1053
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 5: is a hair twirler.

1054
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's in a board usually, but yeah, or hair.

1055
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 5: Extension twirler, whatever you want to call it. Brook tends

1056
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 5: to doodle on a paper and she writes down the

1057
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 5: ten figure balance in her bank account, over and over

1058
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 5: and over.

1059
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's not enough number.

1060
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 5: And I know Jose sucks his thumb. He also bites

1061
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 5: his nails and builds tiny fingernail piles on the desk.

1062
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: I just threw them away, seriously, so gross. I wish

1063
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: that was an exaggeration.

1064
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 5: I have standards. Whatever you do that helps you feel comfortable,

1065
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 5: you should do it.

1066
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 3: I do it all.

1067
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 9: I know.

1068
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 5: When I get nervous, I open up my throat as

1069
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 5: wide as it can go and I sing a parody song. Ah,

1070
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 5: I did that sentence, and I'm feeling a little bit

1071
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 5: anxious today. So here it comes. I can't control it.

1072
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 5: Brand new song of the week is going to come

1073
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 5: out of me starting right after this. It is time

1074
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 5: for my song of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in

1075
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 5: the Morning. And if you've ever heard my songs before,

1076
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 5: you know I don't sing about holidays only. I cover

1077
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 5: different professions, big online trends, and major news events that

1078
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 5: have happened in our lifetimes.

1079
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.

1080
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1081
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 5: Like for example, last year, I commemorated thirty years since

1082
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 5: Ojy's famous car Chase.

1083
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 7: Remember that song you don't were.

1084
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 5: Instead of we don't talk about Bruno. I did follow

1085
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 5: his big white bronco. Why was he driving so slow?

1086
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa?

1087
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 5: We don't know. We think he's fleeing to Mexico.

1088
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: No, was there like a black leather gloves.

1089
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I did receive a lot of feedback on

1090
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 5: that one. You did not necessarily positive, but hey, my

1091
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 5: pitch for it was immaculate. So I think it's time

1092
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 5: for me to revisit another historic event that happened, this

1093
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 5: time seventy years in the past. Really talking about the

1094
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 5: grand opening of Disneyland.

1095
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: But it wasn't a tragedy that we were going to

1096
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: go with.

1097
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, depends on how you look at it, but Disneyland

1098
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 5: mostly pretty positively received when cartoonist and visionary Walt Disney

1099
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 5: changed this country in the world forever by opening a

1100
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 5: family oriented theme park so grave and now it's deemed

1101
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 5: the happiest place on earth. Can you believe it's been

1102
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 5: seven decades since it's opened.

1103
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: I actually feel like there was there a world before

1104
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: it opens, and I love that.

1105
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 5: Like my grandma went to Disney, my mom went to Disney.

1106
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 5: You can go to Disney. It's it's so cool and

1107
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 5: that that's why it needs to be celebrated and deserves

1108
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 5: a tribute from a parody legend who can encapsulate that

1109
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 5: magical Disney feeling.

1110
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: Wait, who's coming into the studio?

1111
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Unfortunately that person that we tried to get to

1112
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 5: do it wasn't available. I'm just gonna have to step

1113
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 5: in and try it myself.

1114
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 9: Will take you.

1115
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Speaker 5: Apologies to Disney on this. So instead of doing the

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00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 5: hit song from Prince Eric with a Bear, I'm kind

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00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 5: of going a little bit more for Aladdin here because

1118
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 5: instead of doing the Aladdin hit a whole new world,

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00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 5: it's a dull whip swirl, which, yeah, it's one of

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00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 5: the most popular desserts in the park if you didn't know. So,

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00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 5: I'm in a point. When I'm ready, here we go points.

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00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 5: Happiest place on earths.

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00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 15: Pirates, pixies, princesses, technically mouse infested as a New York

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00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 15: subway line, boy families dressed all alike, overwhelming in numbers,

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00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 15: strollers bigger than hummers, brought your one year old tier.

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00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 16: Why we're all sunburned, walk forty thousand steps by noon,

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00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 16: blisters on all your toes eight hours till closed, and

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00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 16: now you can't stop singing.

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00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: It's a small.

1130
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:05,280
Speaker 5: Ride from nineteen sixty two, but parents do not fear

1131
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 5: the Nasa.

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00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 15: To mom Don's perceived on the jongs spindles, Tea comes.

1133
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 17: Tell somebody who land a.

1134
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 16: Tatsuper bite, Churros lofting and ties.

1135
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 7: Sing just in no promising you can pay.

1136
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 16: Your rentsman's time at went pineappoct takes like a rocky.

1137
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 2: Letter, wishing upon us time where Jedi fare in street.

1138
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 16: Races on fast as.

1139
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 17: Our lightning lane pass spires at Tea, sure a Life,

1140
00:56:53,120 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 17: The Affair with Animatronics bids me ride sing, Haunted.

1141
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 15: Shows, Our Castle, Seeds, nightly Parades, Ginger.

1142
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 16: The Land, Disney.

1143
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 5: Hi at the anniversary Disneyland. The happiest studio on Earth

1144
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 5: right now?

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00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: Was that Jasmine's voice in the middle of that. What

1146
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: it was that was? I couldn't even tell the difference.

1147
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 6: Exactly beautiful, amazing.

1148
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 5: So yeah, that's seventy years of Disney magic.

1149
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go eat tros. Don't live yet.

1150
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 5: Make sure you save enough money in order to do it.

1151
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 5: But that's the next one.

1152
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: Listen to the Salt while you're in line for the rise.

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00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 5: There you go kill us some time and text into

1154
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 5: seven eight five nine too, you could tell us what

1155
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 5: you thought about the song of the week. We're gonna

1156
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 5: post the video up on all of our socials at

1157
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey on our TikTok YouTube, Instagram, all of

1158
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 5: it there with all the lyrics. Sayday Yay, Happy Birthday, Disneyland.

1159
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1160
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 5: Today's challenger says he's been listening to Brooke forever. Wow,

1161
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 5: since he was a little baby at just seven months old.

1162
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 5: He's a full grown man and a father himself.

1163
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: Wow, he's forty two.

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00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 5: He's been listening so long. He remembers when it was

1165
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 5: Brook and pork Rind in the Morning, from the late seventies,

1166
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 5: when it was a country rap station that occasionally played

1167
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 5: smooth jazz at night.

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00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

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00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 1: God, if we only had Shaboozi then, oh man, those

1170
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,439
Speaker 1: were the good old days.

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00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 5: But now let's welcome to the show, longtime listener, Tyler, Tyler, man,

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00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 5: we appreciate having you here.

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00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 10: How you doing. Those were the good old days.

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00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 1: That was quite the intro, Tyler. You should feel very distinguished.

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00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely.

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00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 9: Right.

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00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't have all of that information. I had

1178
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 5: to glean some of it myself because it's not all

1179
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 5: written out on my screen.

1180
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: It's all factual.

1181
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 10: It was pretty pin point.

1182
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 5: It was pretty pinpoint Tyler, Thank you. I knew I

1183
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 5: would get a good read off of him. So now

1184
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 5: Brooks's gonna leave the studio. We can get to the

1185
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 5: game here. Man, you got thirty seconds to answer as

1186
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1187
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 5: could say pass. But you have to beat her out

1188
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 5: right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1189
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 5: You got this? Your time starts now. Today is International

1191
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 5: Cat Day? Do cats have more or less bones than humans?

1192
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 5: Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack, but who played the role of

1193
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 5: Rose in The Titanic? What's the French term used for

1194
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 5: a dish cooked in its own juices? The restaurant krusty

1195
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 5: Burger is from what cartoon? Sip freezes at what fahrenheit temperature?

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01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 5: Thirty degrees? Good work. Brook's gonna come back into the

1197
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 5: studio now. And since Tyler is a brand new player

1198
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 5: to the show, let's learn about him. It says that

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01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 5: he is a single dad. For fun, he likes to

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01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 5: go paintball and fishing. Maybe not at the same time,

1201
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,479
Speaker 5: I'm guessing with that. Have you ever caught a fish

1202
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 5: with a paintball?

1203
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: That's how we get trout and at home we just

1204
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: shoot him.

1205
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 7: It sounds fun. Yeah, I gotta give that a try.

1206
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 5: And it says this summer he had a good time

1207
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 5: because he took his kids at Universal Studios Farida. Did

1208
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 5: you go to Epic?

1209
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 6: No?

1210
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 5: No, he was in California, but it was it was

1211
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 5: sweet cool. Yeah. What was the like, the number one

1212
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 5: coolest attraction or thing that you did at Universal?

1213
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 12: I think Harry Potter Will was pretty cool.

1214
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 10: I did, however, barf on one of the rides that.

1215
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: Wait on someone or were you able to do it discreetly?

1216
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 7: It was one of the three D rides and it

1217
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 7: was right after is done, and it was bad because

1218
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 7: it was one of those side door open things.

1219
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 12: So I opened it and it started dripping.

1220
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: Oh you blame the kid, I hope. I mean that's

1221
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: the only point of having children.

1222
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 10: Absolutely, Okay, good.

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01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 5: Everybody else in the ride was probably like, oh my god,

1224
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 5: it's so interactive. I'm feeling the mists made an experience

1225
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 5: for a lot of people there, So good work. Tyler.

1226
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 5: Now It's Brooks turn. Are you ready? Yes, your time

1227
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 5: starts now. Today is International Cat Day? Do cats have

1228
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 5: more or less bones than humans? M more Leonardo DiCaprio

1229
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 5: played Jack, but who played the role of Rose in

1230
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 5: the Titank? What is the French term used for a

1231
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 5: dish cooked in its own juices? As you the restaurant

1232
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 5: krusty burger is from what cartoon? Bungebob water freezes at

1233
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 5: what fahrenheit temperature.

1234
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: Thirty two degrees fahrenheit.

1235
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 5: What Southern State's flower is the orange blossom? Morena, There

1236
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 5: we go. That's it. Answers are and we're gonna head

1237
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 5: on over the scoreboard to see how you both did

1238
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 5: with Jose.

1239
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 9: Not call me handsome if you're not gonna give me

1240
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 9: some that the dunk and don't.

1241
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,919
Speaker 5: Know Tyler got two?

1242
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, rook five.

1243
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 5: A game today. Let's go over the answers real quick.

1244
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 5: It's International Cat Day. Cats have more bones than humans do,

1245
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 5: two hundred and thirty bones. Humans only have two hundred

1246
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 5: and six. We're pretty sure they're a liquid though, crawling

1247
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 5: her doors.

1248
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,439
Speaker 1: Yeah when you see him stretch them. Yeah, I don't

1249
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: have that many joints.

1250
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 5: Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack. His counterpart Rose and the Titanic

1251
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 5: was played by Kate Winslet. The French term for a

1252
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 5: dish cooked in its own juices is azu. The restaurant

1253
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 5: Krusty Berger is from the Simpsons' Krusty the Clowns the

1254
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 5: Krusty Krawn. Yeah, the water freezes at thirty two degrees fahrenheit,

1255
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 5: and the southern state with a flower of the orange

1256
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 5: blossom would be Florida because it's state fruit is the orange,

1257
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:04,959
Speaker 5: so it all makes sense.

1258
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1259
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 5: Now, Tyler was not enough to beat Brooke today, but

1260
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 5: just for playing, we are gonna give you two tickets

1261
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 5: to le May's Car Museum in a prize pack from

1262
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 5: Rev Up Energy. Don't wake Up rev Up Heck yeah cool,

1263
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 5: Come back and play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks

1264
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 5: Bucks same time on

1265
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 9: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.