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Speaker 1: not no, how you doing? Uh? My name is Michael Rapport.

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Speaker 1: This is Gerald Moody. His last name rhymes with duty.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport. And uh, some people call me,

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Speaker 1: And this is the Iron Rapports stereo podcast the last

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Speaker 1: Somebody in here plays fucking Pokemon. I know that there's

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Speaker 1: Atlantic beach somewhere, but that ain't gonna help like survive

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00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: like a long term business that you could potentially, you know,

422
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: rode away and they could do a movie about you

423
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 1: and get Den Washington the starting. Now this is short

424
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: term thing. Okay, so that was number one. Number two.

425
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Atlanta. This is true in Georgia to the

426
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: state of Georgia. I got ridiculed the other day because

427
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: I kept calling Minnesota the city of Minnesota. I don't

428
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: know where where, I don't know where I am. Now

429
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: we're in Lincoln Park. Are in Lincoln Park? Lincoln Park,

430
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: like the group Lincoln Park. I like that group. Um.

431
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: A guy down in the state of Georgia, I don't

432
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: know where what part he was fishing, and uh, he

433
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: thought he caught the big one, and he caught not

434
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: a snapper turtle, a regular turtle. And then, out of

435
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: his frustration for having to pull it in, this guy

436
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: took a hammer and beat the fucking turtle to death

437
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: and it was caught on video. Beat beating tad cracked

438
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: the sheep, cracked the shell, and and and and all

439
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: the this is a sick, a little turtle. It was

440
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: like a nice turtle, you know what he's like, you know,

441
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: land or lost. Like a turtle, they're not they're not

442
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: hard to you know, you don't come by them often.

443
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: So that's the second choice. Is everybody following me. We

444
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: we got the elephant tranquilizer guy. We and we have

445
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: the turtle beater her. And then we pulled one from

446
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: the archives. This this guy was in a relationship with

447
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: a lady. They weren't married. Apparently things had run awry

448
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: and uh, he felt like, uh, you know, they shared

449
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: a home together, they shared a dog together, they lived together. Um,

450
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: and but he he started thinking, you know, maybe she's

451
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: doing something on the side, and you know, they would

452
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: argue because she wasn't giving him the amount of attention

453
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: that she that that he wanted. She was loving the dog,

454
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: yeah right she yeah. He he was jealous of the dog.

455
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: So in order to get back at her, he her dog. Okay,

456
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: and and it was a thirteen pound ship suit dog

457
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: water dog out. So so I don't want to I

458
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: want to please let me take control as a vote,

459
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: a proper vote. Okay, this guy, that's a sick fun

460
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: It's like, why don't you just go cheat on her

461
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: or something? Do that? You know what, dude, you don't

462
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: have your way with the little ship suit. I mean

463
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 1: I can understand if like you wanted to take down

464
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: a pitfall I could get that but a little ship.

465
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: And then you said, you're like, yo, I'm gonna you know,

466
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: you want to get back the dog. Like there's like

467
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: but a little little one of these little paris. You

468
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: could take the fucking dog and just like, yo, hold

469
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: onto this thing for me real quick, and you can

470
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: catch the fucking thing. It's like it's like a wet

471
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: nerf football and he had his way with Shaggy D.

472
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: So please everybody, everybody vote number one, the Elephant Tranquilizer

473
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: drug dealer. No, you think that's cool, like giving elephant.

474
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: Nobody thought that had this ship? Yes, Like, Yo, that's

475
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: my man? Why are you talking about it? Yeah? I

476
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: got funked up that night. You know, Ohio wink that

477
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: far from Chicago, motherfucker were And then there's the turtle

478
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: beater that's a runner up. Why I feel like these guys,

479
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: you know, I gotta be honest. I feel like you

480
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: guys were biased and you made up your mind before

481
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: the end of the bid. Okay, and then what about

482
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: the dog fucker? All right, Well that's our sick funk

483
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: of the week. Congratulations guys. Welcome to Play, a new

484
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities, talking business, sports, tech,

485
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: entertainment and more. Play it at play dot it. Um, so, well,

486
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: you know, we'll we'll take a couple of questions. What's

487
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: happening to feathers Man. Initially my question was from a

488
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: man G G. Monetti man, just Joe Blacklholland at you,

489
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: what's so look here? And initially my question was about

490
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: just your whole beach process, but then it turned into

491
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: because I noticed you all were playing Tribe, and I

492
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: know you all a big fans of Tribe and a

493
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: fan of the culture of hip hop. And by the way,

494
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: Beach Rams in Life, great movie, great documentary, you understand.

495
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: But I noticed you all always talk about the boom Bap?

496
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: So what what do you all think about the current

497
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: culture of hip hop right now? And what do you

498
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 1: all think it needs to do to get back to it?

499
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: That's a good question, Um, well, the boom Bap? Explaining

500
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: explaining Lehman's terms, what that term boom bapist? Because I

501
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, uh, the only, the only, the

502
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: only bad question is the one you don't ask. It's

503
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: a New York sound hip hop starter in New York,

504
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: so it's a it's a more funky type of music,

505
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: right and we've lost that, so right now we don't

506
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: have that. It's not our signature sound anymore. So we

507
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: were being inundated with your boy Kanye West. You can't

508
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: you cannot call that hip hop music man now because

509
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: in the beginning he came out. The thing that frustrates

510
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: frustrates me about Kanye is he knows the difference. And

511
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: and we're going into world music category. Listen, you want

512
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: to listen to some E d M and do bath salts,

513
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: that's fine. But I was a fan for fifteen years.

514
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: And now do you're fucking running around in videos and

515
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's in the bed and takes in the bad

516
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: J Jay's in the bed and your wife's in the bed. Like,

517
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: I'm not looking so much into I'm not. I'm not.

518
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to hear some good ship. I'm not doing

519
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: a jigsaw puzzle. I don't want to know what you're

520
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: There's some ship, and that's it. I don't want to

521
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: like that's it. So that's that's I think, because we

522
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: we we talk a lot of shit about about about

523
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: the music and and and you know, the for for me,

524
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: the culture, the musicality like I'll tell Jerald, like, yeah,

525
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: it's a good song, and he'll say to me, is

526
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: it funking? It's not no if funk he's a certain thing,

527
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: like it's a certain feeling thing. And I think because

528
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: now the genres are mixing together, and like, listen you

529
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: I tease about the E d M. I'm I know

530
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: that that. I'm I'm in the minority about that. Although

531
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: I did see uh thing on on on uh Vice

532
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: TV about DJs and like you want to listen. I

533
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: told my kids they like to funk around. They don't

534
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: like to go to school. I said, I'll pay a

535
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 1: tutor to come over here for two you you wouldn't

536
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: want to go to school, go to fucking Vegas, become

537
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: an E d M DJ, because these bozos out there,

538
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: they got a guy he's making millions of night His

539
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: names afro Jack. He doesn't even have a fucking afro

540
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: What am I a jerk off? He's one of the

541
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: biggest DJs in the world. I saw my kids, you

542
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: don't want to go to school, then go be a

543
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: DJ and Vegas they're paying money handed. But the Rappaport boys,

544
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: they could go down there and just get whacking dunt

545
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: dunt duntu. How do we get on that? Oh, so

546
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: you're talking about them. So I think the musicality of

547
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: hip hop in general has has melded too much with

548
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: the with with other things. And I think it's cool

549
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: to experiment, but you've gotta have, you know, we don't

550
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: want what happened to hip hop happens to classic rock

551
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: where it becomes hair music, and then where's rock? Now

552
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: it's in the shitter. There's there's no rock bands. The

553
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers tore it down in Lollapalooza and

554
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: then it's like that's it. There's there's, there's there's very

555
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: few less and like, well there's underground. Well I'm I'm

556
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: standing on top of the ground. I'm forty six. I

557
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: don't have time to chase the underground rock and the

558
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: underground hip hop. I got enough fucking problems, Okay. I

559
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: never like to be too far away from a toilet,

560
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: So I'm not chasing your underground music. I don't have

561
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: time for that ship like this is this, I'm not

562
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: doing that. So so that that to answer that question.

563
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: That's our frustration. Because we were fortunate enough to grow

564
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: up in a time. You know, if if you know

565
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: where we were, we were, we were living around it,

566
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: and it was sort of unfolding week after week in

567
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: the streets, in the parks and on the radio. That

568
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: that's where we first were able to get it. And

569
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 1: then you know, it's sort of seat out of New

570
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: York and made it out here and across the country

571
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: and it became a beautiful thing that it is. So

572
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about, like there should be. You know,

573
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: during the nineties there was that West Coast sound, and

574
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: then a Chicago sound emerged, and then there was like

575
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: Dirty South they had, and now it's all just one hot,

576
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: just one sound, and that shouldn't that concerns me. We

577
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: got my rappers from New York sounding like southern, and

578
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: you got Eggazella. I don't know what she does, but

579
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: I got no problem with everybody breaks her fucking bulls.

580
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: You know, it's like it's like Hamilton's. It's like it's

581
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,239
Speaker 1: like a Broadway play Hamilton's. I know, I know it's not,

582
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: but but then, but but then, but it shouldn't have

583
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: gotten this far, should have never gotten this far. Um

584
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: All right, where's the other? What's it? Where you at Jordan's. Okay,

585
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about Partilos and what's that we

586
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: went to? All that's one of the places we were

587
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: gonna go. We we were We got a suggestion to

588
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: go to Partilos and then Piqua Pequa is it? This

589
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: is a French restaurant Pequa. We got in a cab

590
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: or a lift or an uber and and we went

591
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: to you don't know, you were still recovering from the

592
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: happy yesterday. I'll let me tell the story. I don't

593
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: know where we were so so so so my guy,

594
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: a big cats On on the bar Stool podcast. We

595
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: like those guys, you know. I said, Yo, I don't

596
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: know Chicago so good. Where should I go? And he

597
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: said Partilos and Piqua Pekuas. So I walked into this

598
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: fucking pea Quas and a little flower boy in the front.

599
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: He says, can I help you? I go? What the

600
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: fund do you think I'm doing? Or can I help you?

601
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm come and eat some pizza, my man. He says,

602
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's ninety five to two hours. Wait.

603
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: I said, what the funk are you serving? Elephant trinquil.

604
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: I was like I'm met me. What two fucking hours?

605
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: I said, I'm the gringo man dingo. I gotta eat now, motherfucker.

606
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: I said, you know, big Cat told me. He said,

607
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,919
Speaker 1: who the fuck is big Cat? I walked out of there.

608
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: So Pete kuais imported dillos. We didn't eat. I don't

609
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: wait two hours for shot. I don't give a ship.

610
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: What you ship? What the hell y'all cooking two hours

611
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 1: for pizza? Get the funk outta here? Two hours for pizza?

612
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: And he was like dead ass, like it's ninety minutes

613
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: to two hours. I got the funk outs. I'm the

614
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: gringo man Dango. We're from New York. We're working out

615
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: of here. We were with Freewill Last, and I need

616
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: something to take this ship out of my solo. Get

617
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: the poison out, man pe Quas. Do people locals go there? Yeah?

618
00:35:52,719 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: Locals moutwhere you look like you fucking it musta ain't

619
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: the bellhopp at. But but but is there a certain

620
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 1: time you could go there and not wait two hours?

621
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: Is it worth it? No, that's because you waited so

622
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: long you're starving to death. By the time you eat,

623
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: you're like famine, like what do you gotta do? They

624
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: give you deep dish pizza. What you need like like

625
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: a knife and like a shovel, like deep dish preecha.

626
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: I've had Deep Dish peecha. It's good, but it's it's

627
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: too much. Brooklyn. Yeah, they got a dollar slice in Brooklyn.

628
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Speaker 1: Out here, I don't wait for two hours fry. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's just like ridiculous. I mean that's why we could.

630
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Speaker 1: You could go see like Iron Man to go and

631
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Speaker 1: then we don't have to wait two hours and quas

632
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Speaker 1: we ain't waving none of day, so we didn't make

633
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: it to Poor Dillo's. And yeah, we don't. I love Chicago,

634
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: oh man. No, honestly, I've been out here. I've worked

635
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 1: a few times in the freezing cold weather. I worked

636
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: one time. It was it was I'm pretty sure it

637
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: was April one and and and it was a morning

638
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 1: shoot at a bank. I have no idea where, let's

639
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: just say it was. It was right around here in

640
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park, and and it was every other city in

641
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 1: the country was celebrating spring, and it was fucking brick

642
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: brick freezing. And I was like, these are tough motherfucker's

643
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: out here, Like these people are animals, like they were

644
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: walking around and shorts like I was like, shit, you know,

645
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 1: so so I always like it. I like the workers

646
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: out here. There's they have, you know, in New York

647
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: they have teamsters. You know, when you're making a movie

648
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: or TV show, they have you know, the teamsters, and

649
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: they're always characters. And I thought New York had the

650
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: funniest out here. Man, it's they should they should that.

651
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: That should be a reality show, reality show about Chicago teamsters.

652
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: These fucking guys accents on them and the mustaches and

653
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: the meat pole like it's six and more, you're eating

654
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: a meat ball. Hero. It's just tough dudes. Man, They're

655
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 1: like you want like they all like they have these

656
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: hands are like like monkey hands and they don't know

657
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: what lotion is. There's like cracks and crevices in their hands.

658
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: But good, good, tough, good people with mustaches. And I'm

659
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: just talking about the women, the guys or now, I

660
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: like the people. Out of your honesty, this is a

661
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: great city. I would like to spend a lot of

662
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: time out here and really get to know the city.

663
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: It's a big city right a way bigger than New York,

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Speaker 1: right way bigger who said that, Are you a gangbanger? Yeah?

665
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: I heard it in her tone like she was like, guys, yeah,

666
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: she left that bandana. Yeah. I'll take one more question

667
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: and then we'll get back into ah Fellas. It's a pleasure.

668
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: You've got a nice, impressive resume, actor, comedian, podcast host.

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Speaker 1: Will anything ever top the two thousand and ten NBA

670
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Celebrity All Star Game, MVP. Let's go ahead and put

671
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: our hands together, come out well. I gotta be honest

672
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: winning winning the the the two thousand intends Celebrity Game

673
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Speaker 1: NBA All Star Game, m v P. Did I say

674
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Speaker 1: that right? Did I add like an All Star? Did

675
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: I say All Star Game? All? Second? I love those

676
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: games there. There's so much fun and and and the

677
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: sad thing about it. In my prime, I had a

678
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: prime motherfucker. Don't snicker when I say, am I prime?

679
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: I was so over anxious and so over excited when

680
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: I play. We're talking about these these like rock and

681
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: Jock games and these celebrity games where you know, they

682
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: take silly dumb actors who think they could play basketball

683
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: and they mix them with you know, real basketball players,

684
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: and and now they they've even brought in you know,

685
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: w NBA players who are not a joke, and then

686
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: we we run around like lunatics. The biggest thing I

687
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: I help people because I'm opening a clinic for for

688
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,479
Speaker 1: other young actors who want to participate in celebrity games

689
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: is don't practice at your local y m c A.

690
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: Because when you get like at the you know, Chicago

691
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: Stadium or the garden or whatever, the floor is like

692
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: half court is what you practice that because you're on

693
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: the court and you're out there and it's like, holy shit.

694
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: I was, you know, like there's Justin Bieber and you're

695
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: running in like you're just so excited, and there's cameras

696
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 1: and there's people like I'm dribbling the ball and people

697
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: are cheering, and I'm like, you know, like what the

698
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 1: fun is going on? It's like an outer body experience

699
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: for somebody like me that literally grew up dreaming of

700
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: wanting to play basketball. My last celebrity NBA All Star

701
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: Game was at Madison Square Garden. It was I was,

702
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: you know, like I couldn't belin fifteen thousand poor fucking

703
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: idiots paid to go see this game. They pay I

704
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: was like, people paid to see this ship, this brand

705
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 1: basketball and so so you know, those games are fun.

706
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: I love doing them and and uh, you know, I

707
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: she just saw Terrell Owens at at at another one

708
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: of those games. I I locked him up and that's

709
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: why I had four points in seven fouls and I

710
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: was able to go the MVP. Yeah. But but Terrell Owens, Uh,

711
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: you know, he's a good dude. He's a very misunderstood dude.

712
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: Like he's like a guy that I felt like he

713
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: should have never said ship because he's like like his

714
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: quotes and luckily, you know, he he fucked everything up

715
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: and that wasn't in the Twitter age Terrell Owens. If

716
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: he had been going on now all the crazy ship

717
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: and the sit ups with no shirt on and like

718
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: the press conferences with he would have been it would

719
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: have been a different level. But I've always liked him.

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00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: And the first thing he said to me when I

721
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: saw him is how's your kids? And that's how I

722
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: know that's like I gonna do because I haven't seen

723
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: him in since I won that m v P so

724
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: long ago. So I love doing those games. There. There

725
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Speaker 1: people up on the top? I can't see your faces. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys. Good up there. Everybody's happy and he's feeling strong. Um,

747
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Speaker 1: what else is going on? Monettie Moody? Yeah, long long

748
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: history here is anybody like does anybody related to al Capone?

749
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Speaker 1: Is like a general sort of yea. I always think

750
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: like because like those are the things, like, you know,

751
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: like I wrote down a list of things like Chicago

752
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: things like I thought they would be, like, you know,

753
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: like I was our our our bed. What is it

754
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: called Airbnb? It's on Racine Street. So immediately I thought

755
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: of the Untouchable. It's like I was like, you know,

756
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: with that weird actor who it was so creepy that

757
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: he never acted again, you know, uh, and the Untouchable

758
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: it's something something Racine Street. I can't remember. D Wade

759
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: is back. How old is this motherfucker? He's like forty

760
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: six right. This is where they finished off. They put

761
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: him out to pasture. So you're not getting the d

762
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: Wade that you think you is right there. This is

763
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: just to get some tickets over. We got nothing else for.

764
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: He fades into oblivion. He did good last You've been

765
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: working with d Wade for a long time. Dec the

766
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: year when she goes down, he'll be. You said that

767
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: about last year about Tom Brady. You were like, it's

768
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: gonna he did good, He's he's gonna be. He's gonna

769
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: come back. Last year suspended. No ship, he's suspending. He

770
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: should have been working with the balls. I know that,

771
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: but but you keep saying he's he's it's gonna be

772
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: the end of him because I'm looking to get him

773
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: in fantasy football. No, don't work with him. Don't work

774
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: with him. No, Russell Wilson talking about bad choices in

775
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: the off season, Russell was proud not to get no

776
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: ass right. I never heard no ship like that. And

777
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: now he just got married and he finally Mr Bragg

778
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: me like, like we were not having sex and then

779
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: we did have sex. I don't care either fucking way. Man,

780
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: you're weird, like you got you look like a turtle,

781
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: like you look just weird, Like what's your story? Man?

782
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why do I know that you're not

783
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: freaking off? Well, I shouldn't know that. I'll pick you

784
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: first in my fantasy football league. But I don't want

785
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: to know that you and your your your beautiful fiance

786
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: are not having sex. You're an adult. We expect you

787
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: to have relationships. Yeah, you're what fun? We gotta know,

788
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 1: and then you have sex and you're like telling everybody

789
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: like I'm old? Is this motherfucker? This isn't the seventh grade?

790
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna show up with a hicky to fucking

791
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: training kid. Damn, he's the type of dude that will

792
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: show up to it with a hicky. Yeah, and like

793
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: at training camp, look guys at the press conferences ship,

794
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: Look she kissed me. You're in an NFL motherfucker's So

795
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Man? Hey, I would what's

796
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: wrong with that guy? Um? Damn? Yo, the the the

797
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: this is a dope as city man. How are you

798
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: guys feeling about? I can bring up politics Baracus from here.

799
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna miss that motherfucker. Now, I got a great story.

800
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,879
Speaker 1: Generald thinks that what do you what do you say

801
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 1: the last few months? Um, you want Michelle Hey, braid

802
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: your hair up, get into an Air Force one when

803
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: you're going, like when they get you out, have you

804
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: ship braided? Obama should wear some basketball shorts, just pulled

805
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: down a little bit. Fuck y'all. Motherfucker's we tried, We tried, y'all.

806
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Some hating motherfucker's man, the last motherfucker you had in

807
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: the White House could basically couldn't string together sentences. Right,

808
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: y'all hate me? Right? You want to give me a

809
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: hard time? Yeah, now look another Chicago person, Let listen

810
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: to this. I didn't tell you this story. So I

811
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: was in Philadelphia the other day during the Democratic National Convention,

812
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: and I got in late. Um I was I did

813
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: uh an episode of Watch What Happens Live, which, as

814
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 1: you know, I I funk with my housewives really hard.

815
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: I know it's confusing to people. It's confusing to me,

816
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: But I can talk about the NBA and I could

817
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: talk about Housewife's probably just as good. It's hard to

818
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: find people that want to hear me talk about it,

819
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: but I do like my housewives. So anyway, I get

820
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: into I get into, uh, the the the Philadelphia Hotel Democratic.

821
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: There's police. It's like the city's very busy. I get

822
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: into my room right twelve twelve thirty. Uh. You know

823
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to unwind, um and uh, this is all

824
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: going back to a very very important Chicago native. So, um,

825
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: I finally, you know, I brushed my teeth. I you know,

826
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: I put on my nose trip. I gotta sleep with

827
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: a nose strip. I'm just just because my beak it's

828
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: all clogged up. It's up. I don't know, so I know.

829
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Speaker 1: But so I'm in the room, right, you know. I

830
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: finally fall asleep and and and at five one in

831
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Speaker 1: the morning, so like I probably fall asleep at one thirty.

832
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 1: And it's in a hotel. I've never been in there.

833
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: It's got the weird air conditioning. You're just a little disoriented.

834
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Speaker 1: At five because I popped up there was a fire alarm,

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Speaker 1: but like not like a little like an alarm clock

836
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: where you could snooze that ship, like the type of

837
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: thing where you're not sleeping through. And at first, I like,

838
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: I put my head down, and I'm like, what the funk.

839
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm at the Democratic National Convention. I gotta get the

840
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: funk out of or anything could be going on, because

841
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: you know, God forbid, it's a real thing. I saw

842
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: cops outside and I'm like, I pack all my ship,

843
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: you know, in real quick, I throw everything in the bag.

844
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: I ripped my nose trip off because God forbid, I

845
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: run outside would have no So it's like, what the

846
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: look at this asshole? If I I have on my

847
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: my my shorts and and and a soft ass iron

848
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: wrapports stereo podcast T shirt. I put my shoes in

849
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: the bag and I'm running down the hallway and like,

850
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, like people like, you know, people are snow joke,

851
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: it's Democratic National Convention. It's Phildelphi. It's the alarm is

852
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: like blaring, Evacuate the hotel right away. Evacuate the hotel.

853
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: You're hearing this over the louds. It's like and there's

854
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: no sleeping through it. So I'm I goot down. Think

855
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: you know, there's like everybody's like girls are like crying.

856
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: Who people are in you know, uh yeah, and you

857
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: know some people are freaking out. Some people are like laughing.

858
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: You're seeing like the fear of everything. So I I

859
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm and I'm so slow. God forbid, there

860
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: is something wrong. I'm just the slowest person, even when

861
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm scared shit, Like I'm scared to death. I'm running

862
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: down the stairwell. I I get to an exit door.

863
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: I have no idea where I am. I know nothing

864
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: about Philadelphia, and and I bust through the the exit

865
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: door and it's pouring fucking rain. I got my bag.

866
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, you know, like you don't know

867
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: what to do. I'm standing in my shorts. I didn't

868
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: even put my sneakers on. I got everything in the bag,

869
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh fuck, you know, and it's raining, like,

870
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: you know, like go, I don't know what to go,

871
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I have my hotel guy,

872
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. So so like I

873
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: then more people. I was one of the first for

874
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: someone who slaw. I was one of the first people

875
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: who made it out that exit. So I'm I'm running,

876
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: you know, and and uh I I'm like at the

877
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: total back of the hotel. So like I I walked

878
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: to the front. It's pouring rain. You know, I have

879
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: my my big bag of ship and and uh you know,

880
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 1: I I you know, there's a bunch of people there

881
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: just like you know, you're seeing like political faces because

882
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: like a lot of people are staying at this hotel.

883
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: Why they put me at a nice hotel? I was shocked.

884
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: So like this goes on for about twenty minutes, probably

885
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: by my like now like ten ten to six, they go,

886
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: you know, you can now go back in the hotel.

887
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: Everything is okay, and you know, I'm like, oh shit. So, like,

888
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: you know, I go to the room, I get a

889
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: key and and as I'm standing at the elevators aren't working,

890
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: I got you know, like uh, you know, like a

891
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: piece of like one of my t shirts over my

892
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: head because it's raining. And who were swarter was one

893
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: of the most surreal things. Who do I see with

894
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: a hoodie on standing standing there, you know, like with

895
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: his head against the wall, like freaked out alone by himself,

896
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: but Chicago Zone Isaiah Thomas. I said, I'm like, what

897
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 1: the funk? And I'm like, that's why I said, Zeke

898
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: And he said, oh ship Mike, And I said, what

899
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: the funk was that? And he was like that was crazy, right?

900
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what's even crazier that

901
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: you're here right now. I did the story and like

902
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: I we've we've met Isaiah a few times in New York,

903
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: but it was just so weird because your emotions in

904
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: your fear and I got my bag and then you

905
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: know what, I'm running around and and he's like, yo,

906
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was over, and I was like, what

907
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: do you mean? He goes I looked outside my window.

908
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I could make it from the

909
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: third floor, and I was like, what the funk are

910
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: you talking about? It's like I thought the fire was

911
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: He goes. I went into my bathroom, I left, I

912
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: turned the tub open, like I ran, I ran the

913
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 1: water in the tub. I was like, what the funk for?

914
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: Like they said get out, not like take a bath.

915
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: He was like, he's like, I've been in hotels my

916
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: whole life, you know, I traveled. They say run the thing,

917
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: I said, but the system said get the fun up,

918
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: and he was like, I panicked, and he goes. I

919
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: ran to the door and then I checked again because

920
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: I think I can make it from the third floor.

921
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, you're buggins. So anyway, so

922
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: one of the bell hops recognized either recognized me, probably

923
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: recognized him. Where they finally took us, and they walked

924
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: us through the good fella's interests of the hotel, you know,

925
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: like we were in there, like you know, like doing

926
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: the things where in the bowels of the hotel. Trust me,

927
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm never eating this hotel. What I saw, I remembered

928
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: that it was a ship hole back there. But then

929
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: he walked me and Isaiah Thomas back to our rooms

930
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: and and the next morning me and I was like,

931
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: did I fucking see you? And then because I was

932
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: like it was so weird because to see his face,

933
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: that baby face and the smile, it was the weirdest thing.

934
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: I Isaiah Thomas is uh so Chicago and so so

935
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: much a part of my childhood. It was this was

936
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: just a week. I didn't tell you. It was so

937
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: fucking weird to see him five in the morning with

938
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: with like a hoodie on his head. And he's not

939
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: a big guy, but he was doing his thing. He

940
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: was like Alan Iverson before Alan Iverson. So that's my

941
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: Isaiah Thomas story. Zeke, did he what that's a good story? No?

942
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: She because I that's a good story. So um, I

943
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: I've really had a problem with all these NBA players.

944
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: They have their camps in the summertime, and now they

945
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: for some reason. You know, these little kids probably pay

946
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: well their parents. I paid for my kids for this ship.

947
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: They pay like twenty a week to go to like

948
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: the DeAndre Jordan's camp. I don't know why, what fun

949
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: with anybody? What is he gonna teach you? He can't

950
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 1: he didn't have a camp. That was a bad example.

951
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: He can't have a camp. No, it's like get rid

952
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: of the balls as soon as you can say they

953
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: don't foul. Learn that from DeAndre Jordan, how to avoid

954
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: the foul, how to not get open so you don't

955
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: get foul free throws. Come to my camp. Yeah, but

956
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: you know, like different players have these kids, Like Michael

957
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: Jordan has his camp, and Steph Curry has his camp,

958
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: and Blake Griffin has his camp, and everybody's has kids

959
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: at their camps, and they're like, you know, they dunk

960
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: on him, and then the camp every camper goes ah

961
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 1: and they posted on the video and I'm like, this

962
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: is supposed to be like a place, a learning experience,

963
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: not like the worst moment in your life. Like you're

964
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 1: gonna be on the internet to humiliate motherfucker's NBA got

965
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: dunking on a He dunked on the whole camp. Who

966
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: gives a ship you seven feet feel good about that?

967
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: It's gut thirteen. Fuck them up and the whole teach,

968
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 1: the whole camp laughs in there. You check these videos

969
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: every summer. He gets worse stors. It's like part of

970
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: the camp. Somebody gets dunked off. Why I got a

971
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: Twitter and video every fucking thing. I mean video this.

972
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: We want more people at the next show. But what

973
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm saying in general, like to do that to it.

974
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: You spent and my son comes back and he needs therapy.

975
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: This is motherfucker Ben Simmons. I don't even ship who

976
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: you are with the Michael Jordan's fly with me cam

977
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: My son needs he needs help. Now the whole camp

978
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: was laughing at him. It's like Carrie, They're all gonna

979
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: laugh at you. But I went to a basketball camp

980
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: when I was third fourteen and it was Magic Johnson's

981
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: camp and Isaiah was there. And this is when the

982
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: short shorts were stole in and and and and Isaiah

983
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: gently and humbly did dunk on me. And I remember,

984
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: I swear I remembered his clearest day. He did something

985
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: to me here and then went baseline and took off

986
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: and dunked with two hands. And I remember, and I

987
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: don't have a great memory. Do you remember getting dunked

988
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: on by Isaiah Thomas? I remember, I didn't know this

989
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: fucking guy could dunk, He could dunk, and he could

990
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: dunk with two hands. So that was my Isaiah Thomas.

991
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: A thing with him. Um let me take some more, uh,

992
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: some more questions from from the people's Is anybody up top,

993
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: Mike Jordan, there's people up top. Don't don't go up

994
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: there if you got a question up there. It's so

995
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: hard to see. Uh. I think they're like, I think

996
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: we came here to the disco. The disco. Now, is

997
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: there any other questions in here? Shit? What do I got? Well,

998
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: gim Netti, you know his house burned down, and yeah,

999
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: he had a he had a house, and and then

1000
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 1: we we we and then tell the story. They didn't

1001
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 1: burn down, We had damage. Motherfuck. Yeah, but the rest

1002
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: of the block burned the funk down like a right,

1003
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: But they basically had to rebuild the house from scratch.

1004
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 1: So that's what we're in the midst of doing now.

1005
00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be ready for the Bronx Gloom Tomb podcast.

1006
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: But you said it was gonna be ready in June.

1007
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: We had problems, and I told you it ain't if

1008
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: they tell you June if it possibly Thanksgiving. But but

1009
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: it's coming along. So when when are we gonna be ready? September? Okay,

1010
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: so Christmas, I'm telling your ass September. That's what you

1011
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: who who told you the guy who said, June no,

1012
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: another dude, another guy you got rid of, the guy

1013
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: who said June sure. Yeah, that that's gonna work out there.

1014
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: So I don't know what I'm doing in the next

1015
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: few months. I you know, I've been. I've been. I've

1016
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: been messing around with this ESPN stuff, which I like doing.

1017
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. And you know, I'm still

1018
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: a working actor, and I love doing the podcasts. It's

1019
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: a you know, I love that the fans are enjoying it.

1020
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: I love that, uh, you know people, the interaction, um,

1021
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: you know, and and all that stuff. So there's always

1022
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: there's always things. There's always things on the horizon. But

1023
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: believe it or not, after my six am flight tomorrow,

1024
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm doing something with ESPN UM and then I have

1025
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: to get my mind prepared for fantasy football. Who who

1026
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: in here plays fantasy football? I love it. I love

1027
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: it because it truly is about the thrill of victory

1028
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: and the agony of defeat. There's no in between. Yeah,

1029
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: I don't play in high stakes fantasy football. I play

1030
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: and you know, small bets, you know, and and it's

1031
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: it's really just about the ship talking and not just

1032
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: the ship talking when you win. Anybody could do that. Anybody,

1033
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: anybody could ship talk when they win. It takes a

1034
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: real ship talker to to come out from the depths

1035
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: of the bottom after losing by thirty something points and

1036
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: the first thing you hear out of my mouth is

1037
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: your mother. You know, that's a real ship talker. That's

1038
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: somebody so that that that's that's what I love and

1039
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: and about the fantasy And you know, I get to

1040
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: appreciate other players and other teams. I mean, I'm gonna

1041
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: be honest that Jay Cutler is not getting picked by me.

1042
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: He's he's fucking he's you talk about a wild card

1043
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: who had no I had Aaron Rodgers. Sorry, I know,

1044
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: I know it's a good pick. That's the thing about

1045
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: fantasy football. If I like, that's the thing you have

1046
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: to put your personal preferences the size. If I could

1047
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: get that cheating, deflate gating ball sucking Tom Brady, I'll

1048
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: get him, and I'll cheer for him. And it wasn't

1049
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 1: But then you gotta do But see, that's that's I

1050
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: had him one year in the emotional roller coaster because

1051
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: my personal feelings and my fantasy feelings were were skewed

1052
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: and and and they were confused, and I hated him,

1053
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: but I needed him to do good and it wasn't good.

1054
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: And then like I you know, and then you gotta

1055
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: do with Bill Belichick or I call him Billy the Chin. Yeah. Yeah,

1056
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: he's like a mobster. He was getting report. Every single

1057
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: question that every report has ever asked you is not

1058
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: a good question, Bill, Every question I want to know,

1059
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: we're we're we're dying to get press passes to crash

1060
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,959
Speaker 1: one of his things. And when we saying yeah, well,

1061
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: you want to mumble at mean, well, this is my

1062
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: fucking question. You want to shame me because you don't

1063
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: think it's a good guy. He makes Popovich look like

1064
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: the bell of a ball like, he makes him look

1065
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: like Mr Personality Beloit, and he dresses like he escaped

1066
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: a method on clinic answering the question is there a

1067
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: possibility that if Garoppolo does great, Garoppolo could start He's like,

1068
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, motherfucker, I asked you a question. You're doing

1069
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: your job and I'm asking my question. Just say something,

1070
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: fucking speak man, can you say anything? You must have

1071
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: told somebody to cut the sleeves on that sweatshirt. Somebody

1072
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: that was an articulated thing. I want the sleeves cut

1073
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: on my sweatshirt again. I don't care what it looks like. Check.

1074
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't care when you look like a homeless person.

1075
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: I don't care. Like you had that conversation. But you

1076
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: can't answer any question from anybody. Every they're all bad questions.

1077
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: Billy the fucking Chin. I Billy the Chin because there

1078
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: was a gangster, what was his name, Vinny the Chin

1079
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: his stick, this is a great stick when he was

1080
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 1: walking around New York and he said he was like

1081
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: mentally retarded, and he would mumble around and walk around

1082
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and when you have drool, and he

1083
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: looked just like Bill Belichick. Every question's bad, right, Billy

1084
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: to Chin. I don't cheating a quarterback Foo Foo FOOI yeah,

1085
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna

1086
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: get him. Of course, the fantasy is I'm gonna get him.

1087
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm spreading myself a little a little thin. This year.

1088
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm playing in more than one league, so so hopefully

1089
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't. My focus is is that gorilla? That monkey?

1090
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: H huh oh harambe right? How did everybody feel about that.

1091
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: I always felt like if Gary Delabante was there, he

1092
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: would have been able to save the kid and the gorilla.

1093
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: I love fucking Gary Gary Della, but people, you know,

1094
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: they get uh. And that was terrible. That was a terrible,

1095
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: terrible thing. And that was a good looking gorilla, wasn't it.

1096
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: I saw some pictures of him. I was like, this

1097
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: guy's handsome. This is a handsome ape like he's no,

1098
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: he's like a good looking gorilla. Like he's posed and

1099
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: ship like. I was like, this guy is what you

1100
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: would have sad, I think you know what you want

1101
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: to talk about the gorilla with the kid fell into

1102
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, that was a good looking gorilla. He's

1103
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: a handsome sweetheart. Yeah right, I'm telling you he's a

1104
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: good looking gorilla. Man, I'm just telling you. I am.

1105
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: I felt like a little weird like looking. I was like,

1106
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: this is like a handsome simeon. I'm just telling you,

1107
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: all right, what why you agree? Who else? Got some questions? All? Yeah?

1108
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: Well Bill Bill Burr's might due. He's a good dude.

1109
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: He's funny dude. I'm sure he's probably played in here.

1110
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: He's you know, he's uh, he's one of the the

1111
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: the the Boston, Boston's best famous white people with no lips.

1112
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: Speaking of that, do you know the other day, no bullshit.

1113
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: I was in the Minnesota airport, Mine in my business,

1114
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: Mine in my business, and this woman came up to

1115
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: me like she was like excited, And I was like,

1116
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: she's too excited to think that it's me with God

1117
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: is my win? And she said to me, are you

1118
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 1: Larry Bird? I'm wearing my Yankee hat drinking a fucking trenthy.

1119
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: And she says to me, are you Larry Bird? And

1120
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: I and I and I said no, I'm not fucking

1121
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: Larry bird man, but I don't look I said it,

1122
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: fucking Larry Bird dreams about looking like me. He should

1123
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: wake up. It's just the hair. Yeah, you look like

1124
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:55,320
Speaker 1: bird asking me that they are you? Are you? She thought,

1125
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: She's so loud, like she was excited, like she was like,

1126
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: are you Larry Bird? Like you would know with Larry

1127
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: what Larry Birdie doing sitting there with a yankee had

1128
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: on drinking a trinkey in the fucking Minnesota airport. I'll

1129
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 1: never forget that. That was offensive to me. I wish

1130
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 1: I could have had that back because Larry don't look good.

1131
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: This is I personally sixty two? Like this? It didn't

1132
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: this is what it wasn't. It didn't make me feel

1133
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: good about myself. Are you Larry You? Are you Larry Bird?

1134
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: You be like fu No, man, That's what I'm saying.

1135
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: I wish I could have had that moment back because

1136
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: I was so caught off guard, like I thought like

1137
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher was like that much like like oh you

1138
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: could say, oh, you look like Larry Bird, but not

1139
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: enough to think that I was actually Larry Bird. How

1140
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: old was she? So she's an old lady, young girl.

1141
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: She was younger than me, like a girl, like a

1142
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: young girl, like I don't know, like I thought, like

1143
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: like are you justin Timberlake or something? Nose Larry Larry Bird?

1144
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: I know, but she was excited like to her, she

1145
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: she was having a moment. I don't know what the

1146
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: fun is going on? Like it's like like a nightmare.

1147
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw that. I don't know what

1148
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: is happening with me and Larry now growing up? When

1149
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 1: when I when I when I was a kid, because

1150
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: I played ball and and all black neighborhood, you know,

1151
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: and I had this kind of hair. Like the people

1152
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: to this day, if they see me, they'll be like, yo, bird,

1153
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: like that's my nickname. I get that, but but but

1154
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: to be acid in an airport and then the next

1155
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,919
Speaker 1: thing you know, a fucking video comes out and they're

1156
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 1: saying I was the reference for Larry Bird and don't

1157
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: what's going on here? That's right. I don't look in

1158
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: the mirror and they look at a card of Larry like,

1159
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 1: oh ship. A part of me likes it, but just

1160
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: you're just for the attention factor, but not the reality

1161
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: that I actually could be looking like Larry Bird. I wonder,

1162
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 1: I wonder if anyone's after it said to Larry Bird,

1163
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 1: you know you were good in prison break, that would

1164
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: be if he's saying that would be so dope. If

1165
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: Larry Burr was like, you know, because I never met

1166
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 1: Larry but I never seen Larry Bird in person, because

1167
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: I am Larry Bird, but I that would be, that

1168
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: would be, that would be, that would be That would

1169
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: be cool. That would be cool. But I just don't

1170
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: feel I don't feel like he's getting it on his end.

1171
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm the one getting the short end of the stick

1172
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 1: because he's Larry Bird. Welcome to play, a new podcast

1173
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 1: network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment,

1174
01:06:53,240 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot it um. Let

1175
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: me see what what time is it? Why is New

1176
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 1: York so dirt? It's not that. Yeah, I don't know you.

1177
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be this in New York City over here? Yeah,

1178
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what. They cleaned it up. We're good now, Well,

1179
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: this city is no more. It's at the Bronx is burning. Yeah.

1180
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: They have this thing about New York being dirty. Listen,

1181
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: Chicago is a great city, but it ain't New York. Yeah,

1182
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you like it is. Chicago is a joke. Great,

1183
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: I can't we don't want to get the gangbangers. Chicago

1184
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: is better than New York. You see starts seeing it's

1185
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: go in this motherfucker. Yes, the Lincoln Park lovemakers. Yeah,

1186
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a few more questions and then

1187
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 1: we'll we'll uh, we'll get out of here and they're

1188
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: back there. I'm not gonna end it on that question.

1189
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 1: We could do better, but I'll answer that. I met

1190
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: Bill Simmons. I'm a fan of Bill Simmons, the the

1191
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: the writer, and and and you know he's got his show.

1192
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: Um uh. Actually to be to be honest, I met

1193
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: him before before, like everything was popping off on the

1194
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: internet early. This is like Facebook time or what was

1195
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: it called my Space? This is like my Space. Um

1196
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: so so I remember it being around that time. This

1197
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: is maybe twelve years ago. Um he had his column

1198
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: The Sports Guy, and then his wife wrote something because

1199
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: you know, she wrote in her thing. You know that

1200
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 1: actor Michael Rappaport lives in my neighborhood and I always

1201
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,519
Speaker 1: see him walking his dog. He never picks up his ship.

1202
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 1: He's always talking on the phone and you la la,

1203
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, who the fund is a sports guy?

1204
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,280
Speaker 1: Sports girls like this fucking guy. And I wrote back,

1205
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: I said, listen to asshole. If I live in your neighborhood,

1206
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: please knock on my door. Because he was just no man.

1207
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,720
Speaker 1: And then we actually met and he was cool al

1208
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 1: lah and and so you asked me how I met him.

1209
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: So I met him actually at an NBA celebrity altar game.

1210
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,280
Speaker 1: And I'm a humongous fan of his book, The Big

1211
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: Book of Basketball, which I thought was just like if

1212
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,839
Speaker 1: you if you, if you like, it doesn't even about basketball.

1213
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:12,560
Speaker 1: It's just just so so detailed. So that's how I

1214
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,719
Speaker 1: met Bill Simmons. Let me let me get another question,

1215
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:21,480
Speaker 1: that's it's more about me to to end the show. Ah,

1216
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:27,200
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Man. I want Remy. I want

1217
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: to see where asked they kill you kill yourself? Remy's revenge.

1218
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 1: It's like Jason his son, his son is Trump. You know,

1219
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: if I can make any movie, the one that I

1220
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 1: think it would make the most sense, well, I thought

1221
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: about Dick Ritchie's Revenge, but I think the one that

1222
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: would make the most sense because Beautiful Girls was based

1223
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: around a reunion, right, a high school union, So I

1224
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 1: thought that would that would be fun because that was

1225
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 1: a fun movie and I felt like, you know, when

1226
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: that movie came out, it didn't do that well, but

1227
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: but you know, it really sort of you know, lasted

1228
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 1: the test of time. So uh uh that that would

1229
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: probably be the one that makes the most sense. There's

1230
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of movies that I would never want to,

1231
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,600
Speaker 1: uh do a sequel to a bunch of them that

1232
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: I've done. They're usually the bigger ones, like I don't

1233
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,720
Speaker 1: think there's any reason to do like metro To or

1234
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: The Six Days, The Deep Deep Blue C two, You

1235
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: got here, he got yeah? Well they do shop yeah,

1236
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,559
Speaker 1: But but I think the one that would make the

1237
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: most sense would would be would be Beautiful Girls. It

1238
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: was fun being in Minnesota the other day because that's

1239
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 1: where we shot that movie. UM. So that's that's a

1240
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 1: good question. I would love to direct a fixture, a

1241
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: fiction feature film. UM. I haven't found there. I didn't

1242
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 1: plan on making documentaries, you know, the Chip Coal Quest

1243
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: documentary just sort of came about. UM. I had always

1244
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: wondered why the group broke up and if they would

1245
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: make more music. And that's sort of uh impotence of

1246
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: of wanting to know that UM spawned beat Tribes of life.

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Speaker 1: And I'm so glad that we were able to make

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Speaker 1: it and finish it now because of the passing of

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Speaker 1: the Great Fife Dog. So you know, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: you know, hip hop is you know, there's so many

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Speaker 1: groups that should be documented and and and and the

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Speaker 1: same way classic rock has been. Like, you know, there's

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Speaker 1: the Doors and the Eagles, and there's been multi docs

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Speaker 1: on led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones, and I hope

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Speaker 1: other other filmmakers will continue to do it. UM with

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Speaker 1: hip hop all right, listen. This has been fantastic. I

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Speaker 1: hope you guys had a good time. We're gonna go

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Speaker 1: upstairs and freshen up and then uh come back downstairs

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Speaker 1: and you know, hang out. Take picks. I appreciate everybody coming.

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Speaker 1: See I am rapports stereo podcasts and Chicago's been fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.