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Speaker 1: Jewbles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I sure do, well. I accidentally got engaged and married

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Speaker 1: ten years ago.

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Speaker 4: I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to

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Speaker 4: hear about yours.

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Speaker 1: Well. I was dating my now husband for about four

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Speaker 1: years and we went out for Valentine's Day and he

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Speaker 1: pulled out a ring bok and I immediately said yes

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Speaker 1: because I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Long story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from

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Speaker 1: an antique store and it was actually supposed to be

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Speaker 1: an anniversary gift because we had been dating for four years.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.

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Speaker 1: The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,

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Speaker 1: so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.

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Speaker 1: He just kind of rolled with it. But I will

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Speaker 1: call you. We are halfly married ten years now, and

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Speaker 1: it's the best mistake he's ever made.

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Speaker 3: That's great. I'm glad it worked out. That's awesome. He

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Speaker 3: gets down to tie his shoe lace.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's funny. Well, congratulations on it working. I

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Speaker 4: didn't work the same at all.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: No, that's fine. It's better off that way. But I

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Speaker 4: should have let her know that I wasn't meaning that

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Speaker 4: I wanted to marry her. What happened with me was

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Speaker 4: I was literally falling asleep, and I was dating this

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Speaker 4: girl for her a long time, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday,

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Speaker 4: That's what I said. We were just talking, but then

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Speaker 4: she turned to me and started crying and said yes.

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Speaker 4: And then she told her mom and then threw the

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Speaker 4: phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.

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Speaker 4: All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,

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Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, super excited.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ladies just say yes and they don't say no. Yeah, exactly. Well,

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Speaker 3: thank you for your dirty little say ye.

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Speaker 1: Sure, thanks guys.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Boy, I assure you.

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Speaker 3: I assured you.

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Speaker 1: You ready for this?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I used to work at this estate for a

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Speaker 2: really well known name that I always I can't say,

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Speaker 2: but think like along the line of like chef Boyerty Aircraft.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I was a house at this like massive estate.

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Speaker 5: There were tons of houses.

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Speaker 2: They basically like dominated the block of houses. And okay,

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Speaker 2: so I was head of housekeeping and for two years,

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Speaker 2: every day after lunch, I would go to this one

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Speaker 2: house that was rarely occupied and I would go into

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Speaker 2: the master closet and take a nap.

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Speaker 1: For like one hour every single day on the block.

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Speaker 3: Man, it doesn't matter what your job is, we always

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Speaker 3: find a place.

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Speaker 4: To take naps, right. I bet that was a nice

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Speaker 4: place to take a nice closet too, that rich.

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Speaker 5: Oh it was super plush, like down pillows, you know,

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Speaker 5: there were there was like extra bedding in the closet.

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Speaker 5: And then when I was done I would fold it

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Speaker 5: back up and put it away and like try to

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Speaker 5: smooth the wrinkles out of my face.

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Speaker 1: And ask that nothing ever happened.

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Speaker 5: And then this was like two years.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty mild. I was hoping you tell me you

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Speaker 3: were trying on their clothes or like eating their food.

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Speaker 1: Oh, definitely eating the food.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you did that too. Oh well, thank you for

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Speaker 3: telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?