Speaker 1: Second date of day when I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 2: This is true.
Speaker 1: I recorded an original song called Reach for the Sky,
Speaker 1: which the sky.
Speaker 3: I can't believe. We've gotten to a point where you
Speaker 3: willingly playing this.
Speaker 2: It's dead last on iTunes currently. But the thing is.
Speaker 1: The underlying message of this song is, no matter what
Speaker 1: you do in life, you should aim high, shoot for
Speaker 1: the stars, even if you're a weird, little sheltered Jewish boy.
Speaker 2: What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 1: I wish we could just hear more of it without
Speaker 1: us talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing is, even though that mantra didn't really work
Speaker 1: out so well for me because here I am in
Speaker 1: the dying industry of terrestrial radio, Luckily it did work
Speaker 1: for one of our listeners named Brett, who says he
Speaker 1: shot for the moon in his dating life and it
Speaker 1: may have actually worked out for him.
Speaker 2: So let's let's talk to him right now. Brett. How's
Speaker 2: it going, man?
Speaker 5: Hey, what's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: Oh man, you've been young Jeffrey fans Is single years
Speaker 1: ago and now you're reaching for the stars or.
Speaker 3: What he's the one person download.
Speaker 2: But then immediately before it.
Speaker 5: Even finished, that's all right, dude, I got respect, Like
Speaker 5: it's true, like I do, like I choot for the moon,
Speaker 5: like I'm always looking for the best for the stars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that mean in your dating life?
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I mean, you know, Like so when
Speaker 5: I'm dating, like, I love the challenge of trying to
Speaker 5: get with somebody that's just completely beautiful, knowing that like
Speaker 5: I don't really deserve them.
Speaker 2: Well, tell us about the challenging woman that you met.
Speaker 5: Our names Hannah, and I matched a tin. Like, good
Speaker 5: for you?
Speaker 2: How do you? How do you land a ten? What
Speaker 2: was your secret?
Speaker 5: Well, it's almost like you know, so I go into
Speaker 5: like my laboratory and just like okay, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 5: I'm like, I try to be witty with her. I
Speaker 5: make some jokes, and I guess the term is courting.
Speaker 5: But like with somebody who's that gorgeous, it's worth it
Speaker 5: to work for her attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's worth it for anyone that
Speaker 3: you're interested in. It doesn't have to be only worth
Speaker 3: it for tens. But okay, so it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like attention.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you used some like witty, interesting humor
Speaker 1: on her and that got her attention.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And like she did respond with me, but it
Speaker 5: was kind of hit or miss. I wasn't always getting
Speaker 5: a response from her. And granted I was a little
Speaker 5: corny sometimes, but like I was genuine.
Speaker 3: Oh, give us an example. Can I hear an example
Speaker 3: of something you would have said to her?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it just wants to be sweet talk.
Speaker 5: Ut I told her that she had pretty eyes. Oh man,
Speaker 5: a lot.
Speaker 2: Where's the funny part that come from your laboratory?
Speaker 3: It's not mixing with a lot of chemicals.
Speaker 5: Well, so like I sent her a gift of like
Speaker 5: Steve Vashimi.
Speaker 2: I and that is actually funny.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah yeah. So finally, like we get to the
Speaker 5: point where I'm like, okay, hey, you and me dinner
Speaker 5: Saturday night?
Speaker 3: Right? Did it happen?
Speaker 5: And you know, I'm sitting there kind of like waiting
Speaker 5: a while, and it's just after a while, she's.
Speaker 3: Just like no, oh turns down. What Well?
Speaker 5: I was back to my laboratory. And then like you're
Speaker 5: like thirty minutes to get another text. She says no
Speaker 5: Sunday six pm. And I'm like, okay, hey.
Speaker 3: Wait so she said no, but then she said yes,
Speaker 3: she's trying to be funny.
Speaker 5: She said no to Saturday and then half an hour
Speaker 5: later she said, I can do Sunday.
Speaker 2: There we go, not.
Speaker 4: Quite worthy of a Saturday night, but that's you know,
Speaker 4: you're getting your foot in the door.
Speaker 2: Date is a date. So what did you end up doing?
Speaker 5: Well? So I said, all right, so sushi, okay, all right?
Speaker 5: And then she responds like immediately like, no, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Did she give a suggestion or do you just have
Speaker 4: to keep going down the list of different foods?
Speaker 5: No? But half an hour later, another half an hour later,
Speaker 5: she suggests the place that's by her her apartment.
Speaker 3: Okay, she just bossing you around telling you whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3: It's a power move for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so you ended up going out to a restaurant?
Speaker 5: Yes, we did.
Speaker 3: What was that like?
Speaker 5: Oh? So, like I was so nervous that I got
Speaker 5: there like half an hour early, and I had them
Speaker 5: like set up the whole table because like I wanted
Speaker 5: everything to like look perfect. When she got there and
Speaker 5: she comes in, she also she like does not disappoint.
Speaker 5: She is every bit of amazing as she looks in
Speaker 5: her pictures.
Speaker 3: And great conversation. She only says no, yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, she walks in and I greet her with the
Speaker 5: table and everything, and she says we need to move
Speaker 5: the table, that she can't sit there.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: Wow, you specifically chose the best table in the house,
Speaker 1: didn't you.
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: I thought I did, but she had her reasons like
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't know. I just wanted to make
Speaker 5: her comfortable. So I was like, no problem, we'll move
Speaker 5: the table. And I asked her if we could, like,
Speaker 5: you know, if they're getting everything together. I was like,
Speaker 5: want to like get a drink or like get to
Speaker 5: know each other. And she's like, what you asked that?
Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole point now that we're on this date.
Speaker 1: Would you like to have a conversation, perhaps you should
Speaker 1: have some food?
Speaker 4: Why she's gonna say no, She said, to every other
Speaker 4: question you ever asked this woman, why would you set
Speaker 4: yourself up for that?
Speaker 5: Well, she said that she'd feel more comfortable if we
Speaker 5: didn't start getting to know one another until we moved
Speaker 5: the table. So we just sort of sat there and
Speaker 5: she think, she is.
Speaker 3: Wow, and you're attracted to this still.
Speaker 5: Right, She's she just looks so amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I don't know if your brain's working,
Speaker 4: but something's working in your decision.
Speaker 5: Making it, so we got it. We got moved to
Speaker 5: another table. Huh. Yeah, she likes the corner spot and
Speaker 5: don't know, it's great. It didn't really last very long.
Speaker 3: Did you ever get to know each other at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to sense was there like an actual
Speaker 1: love connection, any type of bond.
Speaker 3: At all, Jeff, because it sounds like you just stared
Speaker 3: at her the whole time.
Speaker 5: No, I mean, I'm not. I was trying really hard.
Speaker 5: As I was walking her out, I was like, I've
Speaker 5: got a surprise for you, like I have something for you,
Speaker 5: and she said, oh, I didn't realize. I didn't see
Speaker 5: kidnapping me on your profile.
Speaker 2: And what is a joke?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was joking.
Speaker 3: I think, okay, okay, like kidnapping jokes.
Speaker 2: All right. Did you laugh at it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I tried to, Like I've been trying to laugh
Speaker 5: it off. But I had some flowers in my car
Speaker 5: I wanted to give her.
Speaker 4: And she thought it was going to be zip ties
Speaker 4: and duct tape. That was probably a pleasant.
Speaker 3: Surprise the car.
Speaker 5: So I gave her some flowers and I asked her
Speaker 5: if I could walk her to her apartment and she
Speaker 5: said no, And I was like, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3: Respect her boundaries, right, what can you do?
Speaker 5: Of course, I offered, So that's it. I tried to
Speaker 5: text her for another date, and uh, that's all I got.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was your opportunity to actually kidnap her, like
Speaker 1: she w.
Speaker 4: That's what we want to Yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 4: want to unveil a mystery, but it sounds like she's
Speaker 4: just a typical girls.
Speaker 2: Maybe a nice free dinner. You seemed like a nice
Speaker 2: enough guy.
Speaker 3: And maybe she's trying to find love, but you were
Speaker 3: a no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll find out.
Speaker 1: I guess I think you should be kidnapped her. But
Speaker 1: one of these answers is right. We're gonna call her
Speaker 1: and find out which one.
Speaker 2: It is when we do your second date update right
Speaker 2: after this update. A perfect ten. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I've ever seen one before.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh, you're right, except when I look in the mirror,
Speaker 1: that is true.
Speaker 2: Thank you for pointing out this side.
Speaker 3: Of the room. Come on.
Speaker 2: The division. That's smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine with division.
Speaker 2: Tens are rare, but they do exist. And one of
Speaker 2: our listeners.
Speaker 1: Brett, say he actually matched with a perfect He actually
Speaker 1: matched with a perfect ten online and her name is Hannah.
Speaker 1: She's kind of a handful though, because she shot down
Speaker 1: pretty much every suggestion Brett had for their date, changed
Speaker 1: the time of it, the location, even made them move
Speaker 1: tables when they were at the restaurant, which might sound
Speaker 1: high maintenance for a nine or lower, but again, Hannah's.
Speaker 2: A tent yeah, and the standard tens get what they want.
Speaker 3: God, wouldn't it be nice to live in that world?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Honestly, it really is nice to live in the world
Speaker 4: than you know, Brad.
Speaker 1: Before we get started, you said that you've been texting
Speaker 1: a little bit with Hannah, but it's been spotty. What's
Speaker 1: the nature of your text with her?
Speaker 5: I texted her, I've invited her bowling. I've invited her
Speaker 5: out to the bar.
Speaker 3: Don't want to bowl. They don't break a nail exactly.
Speaker 5: But I've given options, you know, like, I've expressed that
Speaker 5: I want to.
Speaker 2: See her again, and what does she say it?
Speaker 5: Sometimes she gives me nose and sometimes it's nothing.
Speaker 4: So you're not misunderstanding that she's not interested. You're just
Speaker 4: hoping we can help you, I see.
Speaker 1: But the fact that she is still at least responding
Speaker 1: at all, I think that's a win.
Speaker 3: Now, we're going to try the man thing to say.
Speaker 2: Well, you got to look at someone else be positive
Speaker 2: on this show. I guess it has to be me.
Speaker 2: So let's call this other ten and see what she
Speaker 2: has to say. You're ready to do this, Brett, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Let's do it. I'm thrilled. I haven't been blocked yet.
Speaker 2: All right, but maybe after this.
Speaker 5: Here you go.
Speaker 2: I'm doing your number right now.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi is this Hannah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Answer the phone.
Speaker 1: Really nice to talk to you right now. My name
Speaker 1: is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Hannah.
Speaker 2: Those are some other people that are on the show,
Speaker 2: but the main you want to talk to is me.
Speaker 3: How are you doing, Hannah?
Speaker 2: I'm just assistant.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's up?
Speaker 1: Well, we're doing a really special segment that we only
Speaker 1: do for really special people like yourself. It's called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update, and we're looking to reconnect you with
Speaker 1: a really cool guy that you went out with recently
Speaker 1: named Brett.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you remember Brett? Hannah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 3: Okay? Good?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: Did he What kind of impression did he make on you?
Speaker 6: I don't understand why I would be calling you guys.
Speaker 3: It's a good question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we spoke to Brett about your guys's date and
Speaker 1: he had a lot of really nice things to say
Speaker 1: about you and said he had a good time, and
Speaker 1: he's been trying apparently to arrange a second meet up.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure whatever, whatever the reason is, it's not
Speaker 1: your font.
Speaker 3: You think it's Brett's fault.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I'm trying to guess. Panah, I'm
Speaker 1: on your side, is what I'm trying to say. No
Speaker 1: matter what you say, it's right.
Speaker 3: I mean, Bread's getting the vibes that maybe you don't
Speaker 3: want to go out again.
Speaker 2: Sound like a seven would say it.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Yeah, I'm just like doing stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe that's great. Maybe you could do stuff with Brett.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't want to do the type of stuff
Speaker 6: that he keeps asking me to do. Like he's texting
Speaker 6: me about bowling and I told him I hate bowling
Speaker 6: and he's just like still asking me to do that.
Speaker 6: I don't want to do.
Speaker 3: Okay, anything you like. Yeah, it's a good question of lexis.
Speaker 6: I like dinner, but only because I have to?
Speaker 3: What do you mean only because you have to? You
Speaker 3: don't have to?
Speaker 6: Yeah, what you have to eat. It's an activity to live.
Speaker 2: If she had a choice, she would never have dinner.
Speaker 3: What would you do? What is there anything you find fun?
Speaker 3: It just sounds like you hate everything.
Speaker 6: I don't hate everything. I just don't like everything.
Speaker 3: Okay, pessimist, Well I think don't call me that. Don't
Speaker 3: call you you don't like That's what a pessimist is.
Speaker 3: They don't.
Speaker 6: Here's my situation. I don't like activities in general. I
Speaker 6: don't want to do that. So honestly, it's just like,
Speaker 6: if he wants to go out to eat, we can
Speaker 6: do that. But other than dinner, I'm really not interested
Speaker 6: in ask throwing or all that other dumbs that he's
Speaker 6: text me about.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, so curious what you do all day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds perfect. I think that that would be okay
Speaker 2: with Brett.
Speaker 1: He was just trying to figure out some fun stuff
Speaker 1: that you guys could do together.
Speaker 3: Take away fun, don't do fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just wants to find some stuff, not even
Speaker 2: he just wants to while you both don't enjoy it.
Speaker 6: You guys literally have any other questions for me? Because
Speaker 6: I have other.
Speaker 5: Stuff I do.
Speaker 1: A one more question, would you like to talk to
Speaker 1: Brett and the answer is yes, because he's on the
Speaker 1: other line right.
Speaker 2: Now, listening and wanting to say something. Brett.
Speaker 5: Yo, hey, and it's Brett. Uh Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 6: I'm trying, Brett? Why do you have these people calling me?
Speaker 5: No? Look, I just I really like you. I just
Speaker 5: heard a bit of what you said. I just what
Speaker 5: do you mean? Like you don't like to do activities?
Speaker 6: You don't mean it super clear? I'm okay, what's going
Speaker 6: out again? Honestly we could do that. It's not a
Speaker 6: big deal. But I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 5: God, he sounds perfect.
Speaker 3: Do you understand where Brett is? Maybe I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3: So what do you do?
Speaker 6: You just have that we can eat? But you know what, honestly,
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about going on a forty day fast. So
Speaker 6: you want to do?
Speaker 5: What could I? What would can I? What do you want?
Speaker 6: Okay? Honestly, Brett, listen, I'm over dating at the moment.
Speaker 6: So if you really don't want to do it again,
Speaker 6: like that's fine too. Just no, like it's whatever I
Speaker 6: want to date you.
Speaker 5: I just like, so, like, do you want to just
Speaker 5: hang out and watch TV?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Listen, if you want to buy me dinner. I need
Speaker 6: to eat. Let's do that. We can. That's it, and
Speaker 6: no activity.
Speaker 1: But the TV seemed like a good suggestion, Hannah, Like that,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much not doing anything right.
Speaker 6: TV is an activity and I already made clear I'm
Speaker 6: not interested in activities, right, Okay, why do you want to?
Speaker 3: I mean, literally, we no offense, Hannah. But you sound
Speaker 3: like one of the least interesting people in the entire
Speaker 3: We can find you a nice nine, Brett. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 3: what are you going to offer in a relationship, Hannah.
Speaker 1: Hannah, I apologize for my co host over there. That's
Speaker 1: a six talking over there. She doesn't understand what it's
Speaker 1: like being elite, even with a ten.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a good personality, like what are
Speaker 3: you like?
Speaker 2: You're not You're a ten brooke. You don't have to
Speaker 2: be anything else.
Speaker 1: You just exists.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's okay, it drops you by like half.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't really understand why you guys talk on
Speaker 6: nine tens and all these other numbers. But honestly, I
Speaker 6: really have to go, Brett, is there anything else?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, uh, spit it out.
Speaker 6: Just stay with you, say, because I'm going to hang out.
Speaker 5: I want to go out with you again. We can
Speaker 5: eat dinner. I'll buy you dinner. We don't have to
Speaker 5: do anything like, just whatever, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was kind of sweet, wasn't it, Hannah. We'd
Speaker 1: like to pay for you guys to sit in the
Speaker 1: same vicinity and do nothing.
Speaker 2: Guys sit in the dark and just match each other's breathing.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm hanging.
Speaker 2: That's considered an activity.
Speaker 5: Hang it up.
Speaker 3: I think that was a yes from her, though.
Speaker 6: I think that was a yes only if he pays.
Speaker 6: He doesn't need your money, not a charity.
Speaker 2: Brett, I get it. You got the bill on this,
Speaker 2: I got it. I got it. Well we did.
Speaker 3: This feels so wrong. There's a lot of other women
Speaker 3: out there. It's gonna be like it's like a silent
Speaker 3: fill Like I like soup. He likes soup. She doesn't
Speaker 3: like anything.
Speaker 2: Head and even she did like it, she wouldn't talk
Speaker 2: about it. I'm be careful. Eating soup is in activity.
Speaker 6: It's dangerously close freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I feel like we have to do this every few weeks.
Speaker 1: But once again I must warn my co hosts, please
Speaker 1: do not openly bag on the people that we're trying
Speaker 1: to score dates with.
Speaker 3: She was just mean, like she wasn't nice.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be nice to people who aren't nice
Speaker 4: or kind or just something.
Speaker 2: Kind of boring. She was just sad.
Speaker 1: She was saying what she likes and who she is,
Speaker 1: and you're out there telling her she's not interesting.
Speaker 2: She's a pessimist. She's a terrible person.
Speaker 3: When the pessimist is it's somebody does everything.
Speaker 2: The pessimists that doesn't like everything.
Speaker 1: See what he doesn't feel good to be called a pessimist.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to defend our listener and help him
Speaker 3: in his life. That choice to go out with this.
Speaker 1: Woman still coming after I say she's unique, she is different.
Speaker 2: Don't you think we should.
Speaker 1: Celebrate the unique different people in our community?
Speaker 2: Brook Or do you want to take away her rights too?
Speaker 3: What's unique about her?
Speaker 1: I agree with you now, But if this girl hit
Speaker 1: me up on my like I love you, say anything,
Speaker 1: I don't say nothing.
Speaker 2: I don't like to say anything either.
Speaker 1: So you can be all judgy. But me and Jose
Speaker 1: are going to be enjoying our time with her at
Speaker 1: our two nothing, absolutely nothing parties.
Speaker 4: And I don't annoy her in two seconds.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you can always email the show for help or
Speaker 1: find our podcast up online at Brooknjeffrey dot com.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning