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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Can I take your order?

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Speaker 3: Am I get as tall?

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Speaker 2: Try it at a large black coffee?

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Speaker 4: Large black cock Do you mean aventy No? I mean large?

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Speaker 4: He means Aventi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the biggest one you've got, Venti.

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Speaker 3: Is large, vent is twenty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, large is large. In fact, cole is large and

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Speaker 2: grande is Spanish for large.

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Speaker 4: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also

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Speaker 4: the only one that's Italian.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

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Speaker 3: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 3: Your chance to take on our own Victoria amir is

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Speaker 3: in a game of trivia that will have you questioning

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Speaker 3: the American public education system. Okay, also tickets to see

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Speaker 3: Shine Downs, so call it's right now. If you want

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Speaker 3: to play eight eight eight three four three one o

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Speaker 3: six one eight and eight three four three one o

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Speaker 3: six one. You can also dm us at the Jewel

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Speaker 3: Show or go to the jebelshow dot com if you

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Speaker 3: think you have what it takes to beat Victoria Amires

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Speaker 3: at her own game. Yeah, this is the timeline, Victoria.

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Speaker 3: You usually track talk trash. You know that you got

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Speaker 3: caught up in the music.

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Speaker 2: The music. I have trash already. I just I was

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Speaker 2: a little distracted. I'm ready, Are you ready my music?

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Speaker 2: There you go. You're gonna be honest, guys, I have

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Speaker 2: lost so.

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Speaker 1: Much, but I think I've got an immunity to not

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Speaker 1: winning at this point.

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Speaker 2: Like missus Britney Spears once said, I.

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Speaker 1: Am stronger than yesterday and now it's nothing but my way. Yes, girl, quote.

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Speaker 2: You have this in the bag. But let me tell

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Speaker 2: you something.

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Speaker 1: Storms are announced themselves before they hit, and now I'm

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Speaker 1: about to wreck your world.

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Speaker 2: You were good just the Britney quote.

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Speaker 3: But okay, didn't she also say I don't know karate,

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Speaker 3: but I know crazy.

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Speaker 2: I know that I picked I put this quote. Why

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Speaker 2: is it anyone? I just thought it was a great

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you guy, Thank you Nina.

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Speaker 3: Minus that, storms do kind of announce their proNT they do.

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Speaker 2: You know they're coming. They hit you like a brick

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Speaker 2: and ba, you're wrong, meteorologists, you know right? All right?

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Speaker 3: Well do you think you can weather the storm of

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Speaker 3: Hurricane VICKI? Yeah, Now you versus Victoria is next. It's

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Speaker 3: the Jewbill Show. You're what what's that? Victoria?

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Victoria?

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Speaker 4: What's weird about your quizes, Katie is that all the

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Speaker 4: work is right and just the answers are wrong. I

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Speaker 4: know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most

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Speaker 4: important thing in the world right now, but you don't

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Speaker 4: have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

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Speaker 3: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria,

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Speaker 3: and I can tell you based on our conversation we're

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Speaker 3: just having off the air, Victoria is not.

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Speaker 2: It should be an easy day for the contender, You

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Speaker 2: trash dog. I did it was long and boring. Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 2: like the Spears quote. Thank you at the lig part?

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Speaker 2: What was the best part? Tickets to shine down on

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Speaker 2: the line.

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Speaker 3: And let's meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Jordan, what's up? Jordan? Hey?

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Not much? How are you? You're in your car? I'm good,

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Speaker 2: I'm parked, I'm carked. All right, you get a seatbelt time.

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Speaker 2: Because you're speaking so fast, You're like me, bag, what

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Speaker 2: are you saying? Hyped up?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Brads are just energetic in the morning.

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Speaker 1: All right, all the Grandpa's okay.

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Speaker 2: Victoria, out of the studio. That was yeah, that was good. Really,

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Speaker 2: Victoria's headed out.

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Speaker 3: Of the studio. Jordan, here we go. Okay, thirty seconds.

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Speaker 3: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

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Speaker 3: just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright

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Speaker 3: to win.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right? Are you ready? Ready?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jordan, your time starts now.

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Speaker 2: What is the only berry with its seeds on the

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Speaker 2: inside BlackBerry? What candy melts in your mouth but not

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Speaker 2: in your hand? What popular toy was originally created as

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Speaker 2: a wallpaper cleaner?

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Speaker 1: Mm?

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Speaker 2: Stuff? What is the name of the redbird? And angry birds?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: My gosh, I have no idea?

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Speaker 2: And Charlie in the chocolate factory? What candy changes colors?

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Speaker 2: Drug stoppers? Got that.

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Speaker 3: We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's

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Speaker 3: getting settled and putting her headphones on, Jordan, what do you.

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Speaker 2: Do for work?

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Speaker 4: I work at you?

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Speaker 2: You haul? Oh sweet?

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Speaker 1: Ye?

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Speaker 3: Like behind the counter.

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Speaker 4: I do a bit of everything. I feel propane. I

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Speaker 4: look up trailers in.

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Speaker 2: The trucks I use. You haul a lot.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever found anything weird in the trucks that

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Speaker 3: you clean?

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Speaker 4: Oh? My gosh, yes, drug perpernalia, all the time.

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Speaker 3: Oh, really interesting? Is there a fee for that that

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Speaker 3: you charge them after fact? Like you're gonna get that

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Speaker 3: good luck collecting.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: Not a specific one for that.

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Speaker 3: So okay, Victoria is back in studio, headphones on, ready

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Speaker 3: to go. Absolutely, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as

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Speaker 3: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

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Speaker 3: say pass, and you have to beat Jordan outright to win,

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Speaker 3: and Jordan you can tell Victoria when to go.

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Speaker 4: All right, ready and go.

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Speaker 2: What is the only berry with its seeds on the inside?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Uh straw? Nope, blueberry? What candy melts in your mouth

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Speaker 2: but not in your hand? I don't know that, Victoria?

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Speaker 2: What pop? I don't know it created a wallpaper cleaner? Uh? Wait?

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Speaker 2: What toys? Wallpaper?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: I pass?

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Speaker 1: What is the name of the redbird and angry Birds? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Pete and Charlie and the chocolate factory? What candy changes colors?

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Speaker 2: What that changed colors? Had the blueberry girl? I know her?

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Speaker 2: You are I don't have it out of time.

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Speaker 3: Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how

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Speaker 3: you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.

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Speaker 2: It was great.

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Speaker 3: You didn't have to lift a finger on that last

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Speaker 3: part the Victoria got zero, Jordan got to Jordan's congratulations,

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Speaker 3: you did it.

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Speaker 2: I've watched the entire time.

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Speaker 3: You beat Victoria and you got tickets to shine down. Awesome.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's get the answers.

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Speaker 3: Now with Nina.

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Speaker 2: The only berry with seeds on the inside is a banana?

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Speaker 2: Is a banana really a berry? Yeah? Blueberries? Also, I

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Speaker 2: didn't know that berries.

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Speaker 1: Berries Eminem's are the candy that melts in your mouth

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Speaker 1: but not in your hand. Play do dough is the

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Speaker 1: popular toy that was originally created as wallpaper cleaner.

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Speaker 2: Did you really? I had no idea. It's probably super

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Speaker 2: safe to be playing with.

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Speaker 1: Red is the name of the Redbird and Angry Birds

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Speaker 1: and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Speaker 2: The candy that changes colors is the everlasting gop stop.

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Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on blueberry, to be honest, you, but the.

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Speaker 2: Other one was lame. I just part what it was, right,

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Speaker 2: thank you? Blueberry? Do have a sinsonum? And it is

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Speaker 2: a berry because it's blueberry? Why would you they call

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Speaker 2: it a blueberry if it's not a berry? Game's over?

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Speaker 2: What is a blueberry? Thank you? Vegetable It's technically a vegetable. No,

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Speaker 2: it's not. Why are they blueberry? It was laughing.

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Speaker 3: So now you always thank you for playing George Talk

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Speaker 3: Rage Bay. We play you versu Victoria at the same

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Speaker 3: time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to

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Speaker 3: play Victoria, all you have to do is d m

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Speaker 3: us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow

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Speaker 3: dot com. And don't forget, I'm performing next Saturday, the

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Speaker 3: twenty second in Everett at the historic Evertt Theater. You

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