Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubile Show, Kathy is on the phone
Speaker 2: today for to Catch a Cheater, and she thinks that
Speaker 2: her boyfriend Steven of five months might already be messing around. Hey,
Speaker 2: Kathy tells, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
Speaker 3: you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
Speaker 3: at a party that he actually crashed, even actually crashed.
Speaker 3: They sort of like wedged himself in between me and
Speaker 3: my sister, but you know, we were just having an
Speaker 3: awesome time and we had a great connection. And then
Speaker 3: I don't know about last week, he's been I don't know,
Speaker 3: just I don't know, just kind of off. It's just
Speaker 3: not who I've think to have met, you know. So
Speaker 3: I caught him at least had once or twice looking
Speaker 3: at my phone, and when I asked him about it,
Speaker 3: he just said he looking for a picture that we
Speaker 3: had taken and that we wanted to post. And you know,
Speaker 3: I really didn't care.
Speaker 1: I was just you know, I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Hiding anything, so I just let him send himself the picture.
Speaker 3: But on the flip side, he's been released sketchy with
Speaker 3: his computer and you know, he has a key to
Speaker 3: my place where at that point, you know, and and
Speaker 3: I actually walked in on him talking quote unquote with someone.
Speaker 3: But he was just a say who enjoying himself while
Speaker 3: doing so on his laptop to touch my dress.
Speaker 1: So it was so weird.
Speaker 3: He just said that he was adjusting himself like yes
Speaker 3: to write or whatever that means. You know, I'm we've
Speaker 3: been pretty open in you know, bedroom wise since we've met,
Speaker 3: and we've had a very very healthy physical kind of
Speaker 3: relationship becase to my grip. But not only that, but
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, I had this girl's night over at
Speaker 3: my place and he knew it and he kind of
Speaker 3: just invited himself over, which was okay, I guess, but
Speaker 3: the whole time he was just ignoring me, like I
Speaker 3: don't know, like I was the third wheel that night,
Speaker 3: and so we got into.
Speaker 1: A huge fight about it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, I could go on. It's
Speaker 3: just he's just acting really weird. If I can just
Speaker 3: say that, and I just think sumthing's up.
Speaker 4: There's kind of a lot of flags here.
Speaker 5: He crashes the party, he's crashing your party, He's going
Speaker 5: into your house playing with himself. I mean, I don't
Speaker 5: know some of some of this stuff just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1: It's not right right, No, not at all.
Speaker 5: And it's like five months. They say that nobody can
Speaker 5: fake who they really are for longer than three months, right, Oh,
Speaker 5: so five months. Maybe he was able to fake it
Speaker 5: for four and five months point. He's just a sketchy dude.
Speaker 3: So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
Speaker 3: heck is going on. You know, women are always really
Speaker 3: good about like you have to listen to our intuition.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, and your intuition is telling me that something
Speaker 4: is going on.
Speaker 1: Telling you yeah, yeah, telling me.
Speaker 2: Too, and I don't yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds shady.
Speaker 2: And and he wasn't like apologetic or I mean, his
Speaker 2: reaction sounds strange to me, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's just that makes sense.
Speaker 5: You're a bay, like you could effortlessly lie about anything else,
Speaker 5: like whether he's cheating or not. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: stuff that it feels icky.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say, and I don't want
Speaker 3: to be paranoyd girlfriend or whatever, but I want to
Speaker 3: know what that's before we keep going down in the road.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I think there's a time
Speaker 2: to be rightfully paranoid, you know, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean that that I just so, I mean, it's just,
Speaker 3: you know, when I approach him about it, he's just like,
Speaker 3: you know, come on, it's just me being a guy
Speaker 3: and his guy's stuff, and you know, he's just downplayed
Speaker 3: at all, like you know, come big, like good, and
Speaker 3: I just I don't know, I don't just you know,
Speaker 3: just just adjusting myself.
Speaker 4: And now all right, well, we'll try to figure it
Speaker 4: out for you.
Speaker 2: We'll play a song come back, and you already told
Speaker 2: us what grocery store he's Awards card member at, so
Speaker 2: we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and say
Speaker 2: that every single month, one of our Lucky Rewards card
Speaker 2: members wins free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
Speaker 2: It's our little way of saying thank you. And we'll
Speaker 2: see if he sends those flowers to you or to
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I just want to know. Yeah, we'll try
Speaker 4: to figure it out for you.
Speaker 2: We'll play a song come back and get you to
Speaker 2: catch a Cheater next right in the middle of to
Speaker 2: Catch a Cheater, And if you're just joining us, Kathy
Speaker 2: is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend
Speaker 2: of five months named Steven might be cheating on her.
Speaker 2: We're about to help her out and give him a
Speaker 2: call and pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 2: he's a rewards card member at, and say that every
Speaker 2: single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets
Speaker 2: free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if
Speaker 2: he sends those to Kathy or to somebody else. But
Speaker 2: before we do that, Kathy, why don't you refresh everybody's
Speaker 2: memory on your situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I just you know, my boyfriend of five months has
Speaker 6: just been acting really weird, and I have to follow
Speaker 6: my gud and think I've tried to approach you about
Speaker 6: it down everything. I caught him, you know, playing with himself,
Speaker 6: but he said it was just like kind adjusting herself
Speaker 6: and I was like, yeah, whatever, and then he's just
Speaker 6: acting weird at my girls night and I just I
Speaker 6: don't know, something is just not adding up.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please please, I just want to know.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Shor been calling from I was
Speaker 2: looking for our rewards Card member named Stephen.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, this is Stephen.
Speaker 2: Hi, Steven. Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 2: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you some
Speaker 2: good news today. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 1: Uh where did I win?
Speaker 4: Maybe you haven't seen the signs.
Speaker 2: Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member at
Speaker 2: random to win free flowers delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 2: It's our little way of saying thank you very much
Speaker 2: for So you've just won thirty six long stem red roses,
Speaker 2: a card, and a box of candy to be delivered
Speaker 2: to anybody that you want in the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 4: It's a three hundred and twelve dollars value.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 2: If you know who you want to send them to.
Speaker 2: I can take the information down in just a matter
Speaker 2: of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
Speaker 2: you want to send them to right now, I can
Speaker 2: do that right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I can do it right now. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Oh great, okay, I guess I just need to get
Speaker 2: the first and last name of the person you would
Speaker 2: like to send them to. You can send them to Sasha, Okay,
Speaker 2: Sasha okay, Hey, hold on.
Speaker 1: A second, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's my sister, Stephen.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2: We do a segment where we try to catch people cheating.
Speaker 2: That is actually your girlfriend Kathy on the guys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you I'm just I'm sorry. I'm for it.
Speaker 3: Steven, my sister.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: You're gonna stay?
Speaker 3: Have you been have you been shagging?
Speaker 1: Have you? We have not? We haven't. We haven't hooked
Speaker 1: up yet. We haven't even hooked up yet, just to talk. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am cool. I can I can
Speaker 1: explain honestly that we've had a great fun. So the
Speaker 1: truth is, the first night that that we met, I
Speaker 1: was actually trying to hook up with Sasha.
Speaker 5: But you were all over me, and I was like,
Speaker 5: maybe I'll try Maybe I'll try this for a little while.
Speaker 1: And so I did and I and I thought that,
Speaker 1: you know, for a little bit, it was all right,
Speaker 1: and then I don't know, it didn't feel like a
Speaker 1: perfect match. And so I started talking to Sasha again
Speaker 1: and it felt like we had more of a connection,
Speaker 1: and I just like, I don't be together. We've been
Speaker 1: together five months.
Speaker 6: You came to Christmas, my Christmas dinner with my so
Speaker 6: were you guys just all flirty?
Speaker 1: Flirty? Like when I was in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: Cooking a little bit, I just like, sorry, guy, it
Speaker 6: was oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I hate you. I you know, I hate my sister,
Speaker 1: you my dog. No, and I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to make like I don't. I really
Speaker 1: I did try.
Speaker 6: And the truth is I just have more of a
Speaker 6: connection with your sister and I and I, honestly, I
Speaker 6: just hope that one day you can respect that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit. Like we didn't hook up yet
Speaker 1: or anything. We were talking. We just didn't like, how
Speaker 1: could you do this? Five months? We've been together five months?
Speaker 1: You're touch dog. I hate you. I hate you. I
Speaker 1: never want to see you again.
Speaker 4: You are awful.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go bye. We haven't even hooked up yet.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make it any better. I was going to say,
Speaker 4: how does that make it better? It doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make it any better at all. Kathy hung up.
Speaker 2: And Steven, it doesn't make it better, man, You know what?
Speaker 1: He has everything up? All? Right? Are you guys happy
Speaker 1: we did.
Speaker 2: I didn't date Kathy and then start dating her sister
Speaker 2: in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: Nope.
Speaker 1: Are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know
Speaker 4: The jewel shows to catch a cheater