Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. The world is really simple,
Speaker 1: just five letter words um. And then also it just
Speaker 1: stops you. But I never realized how enjoying it is
Speaker 1: to play something that like stops you do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like we've gotten too used to living
Speaker 1: in a world where she's just like just more. You
Speaker 1: can can be crushed the whole day, more lives, more
Speaker 1: lives cherished. You can eat as much as you want,
Speaker 1: just go and go, like, go to any takeout place
Speaker 1: and just order all the food. They'll never stop you.
Speaker 1: I realized that when I went back to South Africa.
Speaker 1: That's something that doesn't help America. In South Africa, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to judge people when you work in like service industries.
Speaker 1: In America, that's somehow frowned upon. So like when I
Speaker 1: was in South Africa, now because I finally got a
Speaker 1: chance to go back home, I went to McDonald's to
Speaker 1: order food, right, I was like, I'm gonna have some
Speaker 1: McDonald's from back home. And then went to McDonald's and
Speaker 1: then you're like, you're looking at me funny. But McDonald's
Speaker 1: is different in every every single country. So like in America,
Speaker 1: you started it and then in other countries they've kept
Speaker 1: it with like food food, and then you guys are
Speaker 1: doing or doing other experiments. But anyway, so I went
Speaker 1: to get some McDonald's in South Africa and then I
Speaker 1: got to the county and I was ordering for all
Speaker 1: my friends, but they didn't come with me because it's
Speaker 1: a pandemic. So they're like, you just go and then
Speaker 1: you order. It's like two of us. So we get
Speaker 1: there and then I'm ordering and I'm ordering them all.
Speaker 1: I'm like six mcmeals and six milkshakes and six and
Speaker 1: the woman behind the countess, she was like, fool, so
Speaker 1: much food there's that's two of you. And we laughed
Speaker 1: and we're like, ha ha, that's cool. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that will never happen in America. You get fired for
Speaker 1: that ship in America. No matter how much you order,
Speaker 1: does just be like anything else you can you can
Speaker 1: literally just be like give me fifteen big Max anything else, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give me twenty five fries, anything else. Give me your
Speaker 1: entire supply of food in the back, all right, anything else,
Speaker 1: give me the whole of McDonald's all right there, anything else, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, like the whole of McDonald's. Give me all
Speaker 1: of it, the whole the fries in the country, all right,
Speaker 1: So are you gonna need to wait because that's a
Speaker 1: special order. And what I'm saying is Wardle has done
Speaker 1: is it's reminded me of how nice it is to
Speaker 1: be restricted. It's nice to not be able to just
Speaker 1: have as much as you want. Just so what I'm saying, anyway,
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