1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 1: So you're back at the beach. It's beautiful, Like I'm sorry, 2 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: I mean that's right, blue skies. It's not too hot, 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: there's no adity. It's just like I'm still working right, Um, 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,599 Speaker 1: it's just a nice change of scenery. It would be 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: a nice change of scenery. I actually really wanted to 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: come with you guys, but it's like Nashville seems to 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: be opening up a lot, and my work is really 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: kind of getting back to normal, which is I don't normal, 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: Maybe that's not the right word, but it's just like 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: consistently on set again, which is odd. But thank God 11 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: already had COVID because it makes me feel a little 12 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: bit safer. I don't know if that's a false feeling 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 1: of safety or not, but I feel right with it. Good. 14 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: I mean, here, it's you would know that there was 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: ever a pandemic and yeah, I don't even know how 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: to feel about that, but yeah, well, walking into anywhere 17 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: with a mask on, like people look at you like 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: those Yeah, you know it's cool. You go to get 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: coffee and the person working in the coffee shops not 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: wearing a mask. WHOA, so they've gotten that far huh. Yeah, 21 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: that's interesting. Well, we'll keep this not political because I 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: could go in a couple of routes for that. But yeah, god, 23 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: I couldn't even watch the debate. It's just it's like 24 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: an embarrassing to be an American right now. Honestly, Like 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: there's just such a ship show when people are referring 26 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: to the debate as a real Housewives of reunion, like 27 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: that is embarrassing. I heard that, but its exactly. Oh 28 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: my god, so many people are saying that, like they 29 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: basically feel like Andy Cohen should have been the host. 30 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: You know, maybe he should be the next one. I mean, 31 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: it would be more exciting. He would definitely make it. 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: They're like, we're not going major network anymore, We're going 33 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: Bravo syndicate the news. Oh my god. Well, so switching 34 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: into at casual mode, we will get off these politics 35 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: because Chip and I could go for days. But we 36 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: got a ton of messages this week. You know what. 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: The first message I got that I just had to 38 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: save Chip. I have to read it. This girl says 39 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: at casual, I would like to strongly propose the next act. 40 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. This is literally every time we record 41 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm like the act casual when you're 42 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: saying it like just normally, not like casual when you're like, 43 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: we're like saying song yet. Yeah, it's kind of a 44 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: ton twister. Act casual. Yeah, act casual, because you have 45 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: to get your sea back after that. It's really true. Okay, 46 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 1: let me try this again, act casual. I would like 47 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: to strongly propose the next Acts Usual episode could be 48 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 1: recorded from Chips New hot Tub with a guest listener 49 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: a K. I just feel like it's a perfectly hilarious 50 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: yet fabulous setting for a c it. I mean, what 51 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: if you start having listeners into your hot tub on 52 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: a weekly basis and it's like we just record there 53 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: coming live from Chips hot Tub. We'll have to turn 54 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: the jets down. Yeah, um, how is the new hot tub? Well, 55 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: the truth is it's still not set up. This and 56 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: the fucking peloton. Man, what's going on over there? Is 57 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: supposed to arrive on Tuesday. So I guess we'll see, 58 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: won't we hope? So, but you know, I have found 59 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: it really difficult to find a handy person in Nashville. 60 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: They just don't call They just don't call back. It's crazy. 61 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: And my I really I was just going to throw 62 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: it up on my deck, and I'm like, I don't 63 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: really need to fall through the deck and be impaled. Yeah, 64 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: please don't do that. So I want to find somebody 65 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: that I can like hire to help reinforce my deck 66 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: before I put it together. But like, I mean, it's 67 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: nothing like recording a podcast from an inflatable hot tub. People. 68 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: I can't wait. Wow, we will have to do some 69 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: coming to you Live moments from there, um and then 70 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: and then if we find out it's safe, maybe we'll 71 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: invite the listeners. Um. We have the other one that 72 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: we got so many messages about this week that I 73 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,559 Speaker 1: literally just I mean, I was dying laughing with people. 74 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: But we had that message, um that we read through 75 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: last week with Brittany and we were talking about your 76 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 1: biggest sex and dating regrets, and she said that hers 77 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: was when she dislocated her jaw sucking a one night 78 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: stands dick, which cost five dollars to fix. Um. And 79 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: then she told us, you know it, get it's better 80 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: because she didn't know this, but when you go to 81 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 1: the dentist, he asked her if she had had any 82 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: sort of trauma to her mouth, and so obviously this 83 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: guy was like her childhood dentist, a family friend, and 84 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: so she's lies, like what she gonna say, Yeah, I 85 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: was like really getting after it with a blowjob the 86 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: other day and probably had a little bit injured. So 87 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: she says no, but then had a friend who's a 88 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: dental hygenis tell her that they that dennist can tell 89 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: when you have uh performed a blowjob. I guess because 90 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: they you have bruising in the back of your throat. Yeah. 91 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: And she she also said that she had friends that 92 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: um had you know enis and they're like, absolutely, we 93 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: can see it. Yeah, I mean, this is just yeah. 94 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: So I think that whole message was so much to digest. 95 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: I mean I remember last week on the episode, but 96 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: even before that, and in between that messaging with people, 97 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: I've just been dying laughing imagining this and area. And 98 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: I got a couple of messages from people being like 99 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: I need to know more about this blowjob, Like how 100 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: do you get dislocate your job? I mean, I feel 101 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: like she must have really been going after it. I mean, yeah, 102 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 1: it's like it must be huge. Oh that's a good point. Actually, 103 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: maybe he was. Maybe he was like rough and like 104 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: thrusting it in her face. Still I don't know, but 105 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 1: either way, I feel like Brittany took one for the team, 106 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: but I need to know more. So we've talked to 107 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: her this morning and we're gonna get her on the 108 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: phone right now. Are be down with that chip? Yeah, 109 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, here we go. Okay, Brittany, Oh 110 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: my gosh, we have so many questions for you. I 111 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: have to tell you that. You know, we'll get messages 112 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: after the podcast from people just responding to funny parts 113 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: of the last podcast that they loved or just like 114 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 1: they have more questions. And with your story, we got 115 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: so many questions, like people need to know more. They 116 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: need to know more. So can you walk us through, 117 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: because let's let's start at the basics. How did you 118 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: meet this person? Bumble? Bumble? Okay, so this was like 119 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: a first date scenario. Girl, it wasn't even a first date. 120 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: So the the short end of it, it was the 121 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: last weekend before they put us in lockdown, so I 122 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: was like, go big because you're gonna be at home 123 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: for a while. And we ran into each other out 124 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: and I was actually with another guy and he got mad. 125 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: So then at the end of the night, he called 126 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 1: me and he was like, did you go home with 127 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: that dude? And I was like no, and he was 128 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: like all right, well I'm gonna come get you. So 129 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: he comes and gets me and we hooked up. So wait, 130 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: have so many more questions now, So you were actually 131 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: out with another guy. You run into this guy you've 132 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: been messaging on bumble and he acted out. Ellis super jealous. Wow, Okay, 133 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: this is bold of him. So long how long did 134 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: you How long had you been chatting with him on Bubble? Okay, 135 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: so this whole story is gonna make me sound like 136 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: a huge hoe. Which lot's another thing you guys need 137 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: to talk about. We need to change that narrative. Like 138 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: some girls do things that guys do does not mean 139 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: we should be judged, but probably maybe like three weeks 140 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: not long at all. I thought you were going to say, 141 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 1: like a day. Yeah, three weeks. I mean that's a 142 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: good base. So did you were you guys talking like 143 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: every day kind of deal? Yeah? But I could tell 144 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 1: like he was to cuss. Absolutely he met us. He 145 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: was a fun boy, I know it, Like he's much 146 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 1: younger than me, smoking hot, So obviously, like I put 147 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: in work and just located my pone doing it. So 148 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 1: let's get down to the basics of that. Because so 149 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: he comes over and he's like ready to hook up. 150 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,679 Speaker 1: He's like, you were on another date or you were 151 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: with this other guy. I don't care. I want my 152 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: time with you now. So what did that look like? 153 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 1: So we actually went back to his place. So I've 154 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: been drinking all day because it was same Patty's Day 155 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:19,559 Speaker 1: weekend as you do. We just went into his room 156 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:25,079 Speaker 1: and got to it. Um. He's brother in dowed um. 157 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: But still to this day, like I don't remember there 158 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: being a moment that I was like, oh, it wasn't 159 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,199 Speaker 1: until the next day I was like, oh my god, God, 160 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,599 Speaker 1: like I thought I had COVID. Like I couldn't swallow. 161 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: Everything in my body was like aching. But I'm like, okay, 162 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: that's normal. You know, you've got to bang over, Like okay, right, 163 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 1: bang over? Ill just a new t shared ideas, So 164 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: to bang over. Like a couple of days go by 165 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,440 Speaker 1: and it's just like getting worse. I couldn't even and swallow. 166 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: So I call my doctor and I'm like explaining it 167 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: to her and she's like, honestly, that sounds like your 168 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,840 Speaker 1: wisdom teeth. You should go to your dentists. So remind you. 169 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: This is like when things are like in the heat 170 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: of COVID, like you can't You're not supposed to even 171 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: leave to go to the grocery store. So I have 172 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: to call my dentist, like I think, I name my 173 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: wisdom teeth out this is an emergency. So I go 174 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 1: in and he's looking and he was like, have you 175 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: had trauma to your draw? And I'm dying because I 176 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: know at that point would He's like you knew, haven't Yeah, 177 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,079 Speaker 1: at that point I knew. At that point it registers 178 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 1: like oh yeah, and I'm like no. So like I 179 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: told Kelly, like, this is my family dentist. I've been 180 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: going since I was for my whole family goes. So 181 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,199 Speaker 1: I'm like mortified. I'm like, no, no clue. And he 182 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: was like, you've dislocated at your jaw and what is 183 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 1: happening is your your throat and your mouth muscles or 184 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 1: spas and spaz ng. That's why you're so much mean 185 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:58,120 Speaker 1: and that's why they're like swollen. So they're overcompensating for 186 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 1: your job being dislocated. Wow, and you just that you 187 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: were like I have fucking coronavirus. Yeah, this is or 188 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: setd go. Didn't know. Oh my god, in your throat. Yes, 189 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: you had trauma on your throat too. He just asked 190 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,679 Speaker 1: if I had trauma to my I mean, like, what 191 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: are you gonna say? Like, yes, sir, I gave a 192 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:27,640 Speaker 1: really wild blow job the other day. What Oh my god. 193 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: So that's when a couple of days later, I'm telling 194 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,199 Speaker 1: one of my girlfriend who has done to high genis 195 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 1: and she's like, girl, we know like you have bruising 196 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 1: in the back of your throat. We know he knew 197 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: how you got it. And I'm like, oh my god. 198 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: I can never look at him the same again. No 199 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: time for a new dentist, for sure. What if he 200 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,320 Speaker 1: tells your parents, Well, I mean that's hippa. He'd be 201 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: fired if you did that. True. Good point, good point, 202 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 1: good point. I mean I would have never thought that 203 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:01,199 Speaker 1: our throats get bruised from blow jobs. Well, I mean 204 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 1: me neither, But I guess if you think about it, 205 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:08,240 Speaker 1: like if you're deep throating, it's getting back there, right 206 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,960 Speaker 1: I have. I have a coworker's dad as a dentist, 207 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 1: and when she listens, she was like, oh my god. Dad, 208 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 1: oh suck anything. I like you better, you better lay 209 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 1: it off off the deck. We we've been putting p 210 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,440 Speaker 1: s A s out. I mean I even announced it 211 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: on my Instagram, Like, you guys probably need to listen 212 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 1: to this before you go to the dentist. Make sure 213 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: you're not performing this one sexual act, because like we're 214 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: just i mean, saving lives when one did one throat 215 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 1: at a time. Ever here, So I don't have TikTok, 216 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,439 Speaker 1: but apparently there's a girl that's on TikTok that had 217 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: the same exact situation and multiple women had commented on 218 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: and a bunch of my girlfriends sent it to me. 219 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: So it's a thing like you can dislocate your drawal 220 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: from sucking dick. Like who knew anything that this size mattered? 221 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: For that? I think maybe his size, maybe the fact 222 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: that I was like really putting in work because I'm 223 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,319 Speaker 1: thirty two and he was like twenty six and he 224 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,320 Speaker 1: looking hot and I think alcohol too true. We're just 225 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: going for it, going for it, reckless, abandoned the world 226 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:30,640 Speaker 1: was ending, you know, You're like, I mean, no, big 227 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,320 Speaker 1: thinks worse. When I go to leave in the morning, 228 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,080 Speaker 1: He's like, um, I'm not going to take you home. 229 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: Here's my car. You can drive your cellf hone and 230 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,559 Speaker 1: you can come back later. So I'm like this, dude's crazy. 231 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 1: But then he says, are you ready for this? You 232 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: got to creep out? I still live with my grandparents. 233 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,600 Speaker 1: Respond I'm laughing. So so here I am thirty two 234 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: years old, I own my own place, like you know, 235 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: I'm just out here, you know, being an adult, and 236 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: I am sneaking out of someone's grandparents house doing the 237 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 1: walk of scheane, not even his parents, his grand guard. Yes, 238 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 1: side god, So did you get back later? I did 239 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: go back later, but I just got the car off 240 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 1: because not I was like no, this, like this is 241 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 1: too much for right is already Jack Dusty? Yeah, you're like, hey, 242 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: can you drop me by the dentist? Yeah? Can you 243 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: give me five hund dollars? I mean that part it's 244 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: so expensive? Well yeah, they put you in this, like 245 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,160 Speaker 1: well this is even better. Like here I am now single, like, oh, 246 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: let me put my mouth guarden at night. And dude's like, oh, 247 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: why you need a mouth guarden Like oh well, I 248 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 1: just look at my draw from sucking some other guys. Dick, Yeah, 249 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: that's not exactly how you want to present that on 250 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: the first DA. The mouth guard though, like gets rid 251 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: of the teeth problem, you know, Like, did you ever 252 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: try it with the mouth guarden sucking on? Yeah? Chip? 253 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: What what that? And that would cause? So I mean 254 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,320 Speaker 1: you'd swallow a mouth guarden choke? Probably you just wear 255 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: it at night, right, Brittany? Yes, thank god, Oh my god, 256 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 1: I have to. I also wear a mouth guard. It's 257 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 1: like the most unsexy thing ever, but I grind my 258 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,920 Speaker 1: teeth really bad. Maybe I'll start stealing your story because 259 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: it's way more interesting. Did you ever Yeah? Did you 260 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 1: ever let the guy know what had happened? So? No? 261 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 1: But he details cars. So when I was getting ready 262 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: to sell my car, and I'm like, you know what, 263 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: this dude just located my job, Like he's going to 264 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: detail on the car for me and I'm not paying 265 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: ship for it. So I hit him up and I 266 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm gonna sell my car, can you 267 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 1: detail it for me? He was like absolutely, So I 268 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 1: got a free detail out of it, freezing you deserve something. 269 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: I mean literally, I feel like he owes you five 270 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: dollars for sure. He got a blowjob and he didn't 271 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 1: have to pay a medical It's like, you know, I 272 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: got some go ahead. Chip. I was gonna say, would 273 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: you hook up with him again? But like be a 274 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: little more careful with your draw No, like the thing 275 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,600 Speaker 1: kind of dress you up? I would imagine. Yeah, like 276 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: it was fun, but like I mean, obviously that can 277 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: go nowhere, Like he's a man child. R wow. I 278 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,680 Speaker 1: got some messages from other like dental hygienists, um actual 279 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 1: or maybe it was a dentist, but she said they 280 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: also find pubes and a lot of people's teeth. No, 281 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: who has that long of pubes these days? Like what? 282 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: But also who doesn't brush their teeth before they get 283 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 1: to the dentist. I'm like, I'm in there flossing and 284 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: scraping like they don't even have to do anything by 285 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: the time I get there. I love when you get 286 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: in there and they're like you have you been flossing? 287 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: And I'm like, today you only flossed like the day 288 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: you're going to the dentist? Right, Oh my gosh, Well, bretty, 289 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: thank you so much. I really feel like our listeners 290 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:08,360 Speaker 1: are really gonna appreciate this story. Yes, just ladies, be careful. 291 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: You never know, you never know. This is such I mean, 292 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: this is literally the p s A of the year, 293 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,880 Speaker 1: I feel, you know, but I also think there's there's 294 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 1: two there's two morals to this story. Like also suck dick, 295 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: like the world is ending, you know, you in the 296 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 1: bag just in case. I'm sure he appreciated it. Maybe 297 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: we should make our next call to him. Wow. Well, 298 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: we know you need to get back to work, so 299 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: we really appreciate you taking the time to do this 300 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: with us. And I know our listeners are going to 301 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: be very excited. Yes, story literally like, you guys have 302 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: made my year. This is awesome. I'm such a huge 303 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 1: fan of you, Kelly, so I stard love it. Well, 304 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 1: I'm so happy to actually meet you. This is so fun. Yeah, 305 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: I mean I've got tons of stories. If you guys 306 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: need some more, Okay, we'll keep keep them coming and 307 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,679 Speaker 1: then maybe we'll call you back. She'll be like a 308 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: regular Yes, you know it always hear their load in bed, 309 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: So there you go. Yeah. Actually think you said it 310 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 1: when you dislocated your job. All right, thanks guys, Right, 311 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,240 Speaker 1: I love Rod Eldret. Did can you ever style him? 312 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: You know you got my number? Now? Okay, I got 313 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: a girl I'll be like, I know a girl. All right, 314 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 1: it was so nice to meet you. Thank you so much. 315 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 1: Hi guys, man, I'm really I'm really a big fan 316 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,160 Speaker 1: of Bratty. I gotta tell you. Oh my god, we right. 317 00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 1: She did say she has more stories. So that was 318 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,640 Speaker 1: having like monthly you guys, you know I would love that. Actually, 319 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: I will say, I mean you and I have said 320 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 1: this before, but the content that you guys bring us 321 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 1: from your daily lives is just so good that I mean, 322 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,840 Speaker 1: I feel like those are our best episodes when we're 323 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 1: actually just responding to what the listeners have going on 324 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: in their own lives. Yeah, I mean it's like I've 325 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,920 Speaker 1: said this before about my own life. It's like sometimes 326 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 1: it's not that exciting I'm bringing to the table. Well 327 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: it's not that exciting now, but just you people, wait, 328 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: So we have sex to flood of palooza coming at you, 329 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,120 Speaker 1: you chip. We're also getting a ship ton of messages 330 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 1: about this merch. We really need to have a meeting, 331 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: and we also bring you gave us a new one, 332 00:19:54,840 --> 00:20:02,719 Speaker 1: a bangover that was so good. We'll have to the proceeds. 333 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: I think it's called a cut proceeds sounds like she's 334 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:15,400 Speaker 1: like a charity case for that jaw. Her story actually 335 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: made me start thinking of just all of the awkward 336 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,800 Speaker 1: things that can happen in sex, because like that's one 337 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,760 Speaker 1: of the main things that people message us about, right, 338 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: Like it's just like, oh my god. And then there 339 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,639 Speaker 1: was this story or this is something that's weird. It's happened, 340 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: and like in this scenario, what is bretning to do? 341 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 1: Call this guy and be like, look, your dick dislocated 342 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: my jaw, Like that's so awkward, and you just kind 343 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 1: of keep it to yourself. I would imagine, Yeah, I mean, 344 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: it's like I don't know. I mean, I think it 345 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: depends on the person, you know, like if if there 346 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 1: was if you felt that that person on the sense 347 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: of camera, you might be able to be alive actually, hey, 348 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 1: your dickut wag. And now, yeah, I don't know that 349 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: I would have been able to not say it now 350 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: that I think about it, just because like it's a 351 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 1: little bit of a bonding moment that you had together 352 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 1: that night. Obviously there was some sort of something and yeah, 353 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 1: like who else are you going to tell that story too? 354 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: It's like, I guess you tell your friends, but you 355 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 1: kind of want someone to commiserate with you. And maybe 356 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: they're grand parents too, right, grandparents. I wonder how much 357 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,160 Speaker 1: they heard. And hopefully its grandparents are hard of hearing. 358 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 1: I mean, let's hope so, because you know that wasn't 359 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 1: a quiet blow job. Uh well in these uh, whenever 360 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,199 Speaker 1: we were thinking about this, I just started googling what 361 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,640 Speaker 1: are the most embarrassing things that can happen during sex? 362 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 1: Did you look some articles up the chip? Yeah, I 363 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,880 Speaker 1: mean it's like it's all that. I feel like there's 364 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 1: a lot of the sort of things exactly the things 365 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,000 Speaker 1: that you would expect, but there were a few sprised 366 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: when you say exactly the things you would expect, like 367 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:03,159 Speaker 1: what like starting and cliching and like leaking and staining 368 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:08,200 Speaker 1: leaking gross, Why would you ever use the term like leaking? 369 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,879 Speaker 1: It's just well because it's like, you know, it's you 370 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:21,119 Speaker 1: wouldn't say, like Mike gets my car like spilled some oil. 371 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: You'd be like, my car leaked oil, and you're like 372 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: you're not like, oh, my wet as pussy leaked some liquid, 373 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Speaker 1: like of course it did. That's the point. Yeah, I 374 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: guess you're right. Well, sometimes there's a lot more fluids 375 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: than you think, then you anticipate. I mean, to me, 376 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 1: that's a good day though, you know what a the 377 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,360 Speaker 1: better that whoop wo um. Okay, let's talk a little 378 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: bit about queefing because I need to say this as 379 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 1: a girl. It's completely out of our control, right, and 380 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,800 Speaker 1: so it's this like really awkward moment that when you're 381 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 1: in it. I mean, it's still even when it happens 382 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: with my boyfriend who I've been with for a while now, 383 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 1: Like you still I have these them, like like I 384 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,159 Speaker 1: don't want it's still kind of embarrassing because it sounds 385 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 1: like a fucking fart, And like what is as unsexy 386 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: as farting or queefing or making a fart noise during sex, 387 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,360 Speaker 1: Like unless you're fucking somebody that's got a great sense 388 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 1: of humor, then it's like can be sexy people. He 389 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,119 Speaker 1: always laughs, I mean we laugh, have to laugh. I 390 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 1: mean I think I think what like the sound obviously 391 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,159 Speaker 1: is not fun, is embarrassing. The worst part is if 392 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 1: it's a stinky fart, and then you've got to deal 393 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,400 Speaker 1: with the linger of it. Oh my god, I've never 394 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: farted during sex, Thank god. I just jinx myself though 395 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: probably will tonight or something. Oh no, I don't, what's it. 396 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 1: Something that I read about queefing is that it occurs 397 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: more frequently during certain positions, such as rear entry or 398 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 1: doggy style rear injury. This I read this article in 399 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: seventeen and said, though queets are commonly commonly referred to 400 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: as vagina farts, they actually don't come They actually don't 401 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,120 Speaker 1: come from digestion. They happen when air is pushed into 402 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 1: your vagina and needs to be released, usually when there's 403 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 1: penetration involved. So there's really nothing you can do to 404 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 1: prevent queefing, Like, there just isn't. It's also like, in fact, 405 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 1: I think it's an indicator that you're having a good session, 406 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,399 Speaker 1: you know. See, I was going to actually say, I 407 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: might disagree with you there. To me, it's an indicator 408 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,840 Speaker 1: that maybe he's getting a little too jackhammer. Yeah maybe maybe. 409 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 1: But if if if you're like I mean, if you 410 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: like a good fucking, then that's a good session. Yeah. 411 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,199 Speaker 1: I guess it just depends on the situation. But I 412 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 1: do think the position matters. I mean, I don't I'm 413 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 1: trying to I sometimes feel like a queef on my back. 414 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:06,040 Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, Well, you and I have a 415 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,080 Speaker 1: friend who will remain nameless, who can make herself please. 416 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,919 Speaker 1: She always lives on her back, her back, Yeah, this 417 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: is what I'm saying, grabbing her ankles, getting that air 418 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,880 Speaker 1: sucked in there. But but further to your point though, 419 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 1: like I feel like a guy would be a little 420 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: bit more jackhammery when it from behind. Yeah, I could 421 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,640 Speaker 1: see that. I don't know. I mean, the whole deal 422 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 1: is is there's really nothing we can do about it, 423 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: and hopefully your guy isn't mature enough to just laugh 424 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: it off with you or like, yeah, I actually would 425 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: prefer to laugh than just ignore. Though. Do you know 426 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,600 Speaker 1: what I'm saying when you do that thing where you 427 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: just both pretend like something didn't happen, and then it's 428 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: like the thing that's like hanging in the room, the 429 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,440 Speaker 1: elephant in the room, and it's just like that did 430 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: have it. Let's try to move one. Let's try to 431 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,239 Speaker 1: move one. Let's try to move one. Switch positions are thing. 432 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just it's more awkward to me. Yeah, 433 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: I um, I have never farted in sex, but there 434 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: was this one time I had just started dating this 435 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,360 Speaker 1: guy like I was. God, I was probably twenty six 436 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: or something, and he lived in l A, so like 437 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,640 Speaker 1: we didn't see each other all the time. And we 438 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,640 Speaker 1: went out one night and all got hammered, and we're 439 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,919 Speaker 1: like staying at a friend of mine's house. So he 440 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: and I were sleeping on the couch. So you know, 441 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 1: when you're on a couch, first of all, there's not 442 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,600 Speaker 1: a lot of room. So I was like the little 443 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: spoon and he was the big spoon. And I woke 444 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: myself up with a slight fart, but I was like 445 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,919 Speaker 1: the little spoon. Well you have to think about if 446 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 1: I'm the little spoon, like he's, you know, like the 447 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,639 Speaker 1: big spoon. And so I was laying there and I 448 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: just pretended like I was still asleep because I was like, 449 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. We 450 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: literally had not been dating like more than a month. 451 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: So it was like so mortifying to me. And um, 452 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: I thought, you know, like he okay, I don't think 453 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 1: he heard, Like, think he's still asleep. Maybe I didn't 454 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,919 Speaker 1: wake him up, And all of a sudden he rolled over. 455 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: Was he laughing? He probably was, like it's because like 456 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: his face was where my butt would be basically I'm 457 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 1: not really it was like to the back of my head, 458 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,000 Speaker 1: but like there's not even that much room when a 459 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,680 Speaker 1: couch to roll over and he rolled over. It's like, oh, 460 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,880 Speaker 1: but I just pretended like I never knew. I couldn't. 461 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:31,560 Speaker 1: I couldn't deal face to face with that reality that happened. 462 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 1: For a long time. I used to say that was 463 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: my most embarrassing life moment, and it's still up there. 464 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:40,159 Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty bad. Wow. Yeah, you're welcome for 465 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 1: sharing that with you. Yeah, so there's always obviously the 466 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: awkward nooids, as you also were saying. I mean some 467 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: of the leakage that you were talking about was a 468 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 1: friend of our stained her guys sheets recently. Yeah yeah, 469 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 1: and like he said that like even with some bleach 470 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: and stuff that I didn't fully come out and um 471 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 1: like but there was like a there was like a 472 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:07,639 Speaker 1: a reddish tip to it, Like it wasn't like it 473 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: didn't look like a big bloodstain. It looked like an 474 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,120 Speaker 1: apper all sprits had been spilled or something. She likes 475 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: to drink those, so I know, so we've been calling 476 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 1: it her sprits, her sprits, her apperall sprits spill out 477 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: of her vaginas the sheets. Yeah, sprits is way better 478 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: than leaked, by the way, like spirits and sounds very 479 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:36,720 Speaker 1: feminine to me. Sprits actually sounds refreshing, right. Yeah, this 480 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 1: is a really funny story. So I was telling a 481 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: friend of mine yesterday what we were talking about this 482 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,440 Speaker 1: segu on a casual and she was like, I don't 483 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: actually know that I have any like weird queefing stories, 484 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: but I do have a story about a friend of 485 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,320 Speaker 1: mine who had just started dating this guy. He had 486 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: come back to her house is like a very new thing, 487 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: and they were like making out on her bed and 488 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: like kind of starting to fool around, and it was 489 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: getting a little heated, and all of a sudden, like 490 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: she put her hand in something and they looked up 491 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 1: and there was all this brown stuff just everywhere on 492 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,200 Speaker 1: the bed, and like she was like what the fuck? 493 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god. They could not figure out to the 494 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: point where she got down to smell it, because it 495 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: like looked like poop. And turns out, when they had 496 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 1: left the restaurant, he had put one of those chocolate 497 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,800 Speaker 1: mints in his pocket and it had busted out when 498 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 1: they were rolling around in the bed and just gotten 499 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 1: all over her white duvet. I loved that. I thought 500 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: it was so good. There's there's a a book I'm 501 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: by Tucker Max and what's it called. It's called UM. 502 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: I hope they served beer in hell. Okay, okay, I 503 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: read an um he there's a story in it UM 504 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: where he fu he sucks a girl ships the bed, 505 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god. And it is like basically, he's like, 506 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: he's been dating this girl. All he wants to do 507 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: is like in the butt and she finally, she finally 508 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: agrees to it and um, but she's like, but you 509 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: have to take me on a date first, and so 510 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,640 Speaker 1: he lets her choose the restaurant. She chooses a seafood restaurant. 511 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 1: And I mean, it's just like it's it's like everything 512 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: is oh oh. And the other detail is his friend 513 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: and his he gives He leaves his apartment unlock so 514 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,480 Speaker 1: his friend can go over and set up a video 515 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: camera and film it from from the yeah. And then 516 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,479 Speaker 1: and the girl like ships ships on his dick and 517 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: he's like, did you just ship on my dick? Because 518 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,640 Speaker 1: the smell hits him and in that moment, he starts 519 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: vomiting and he throws up all over her. Wow, so 520 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: they had to come out of Oh yeah, and then um, 521 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 1: and then the friend in the um closet starts vombiting 522 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: and comes running out of the closet and the girls. 523 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: I don't know how much of this is true, but 524 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,360 Speaker 1: then the girl screams and grabs the ships covered put 525 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: covered sheets and um and runs out of the apartment 526 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 1: and like left her I d left her purse, left everything. 527 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 1: You didn't know how she got home. Yeah. The story 528 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 1: ends with him being like, if you read this, let 529 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,120 Speaker 1: me know how you got home. Tried. It ain't all 530 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: m it's pretty it's pretty funny. That's a real story. 531 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: I mean he claims that it's real because his book 532 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: is made up of like blog posts. The friend in 533 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,600 Speaker 1: the closet, I mean she could like sue him or something, right, 534 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: that seems very violent. Yeah yeah, I mean if they 535 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: didn't post it anywhere, then maybe you can't. So here's 536 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 1: another funny thing that I saw on a lot of 537 00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 1: lists that can be awkward. Drink sex is dirty talk. 538 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: Oh it's so true. Not everyone is into it, and 539 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: some people are like really into it. So it's like 540 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: you could say the wrong thing to someone that's like 541 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:17,680 Speaker 1: it's like the record scratching, like what uh? Like, like 542 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 1: can you think it's so hot? Or like your last 543 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,959 Speaker 1: boyfriend was super into you calling him daddy or something, 544 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 1: and so you do that and the guy's like, what 545 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: what the funk would you be like something something daddy? 546 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: I can't even do it. I hate or like murder 547 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 1: that pussy daddy. Pussy daddy. It's so gross. Like I 548 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 1: will say this to you. I have a hard time 549 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,240 Speaker 1: with dirty talk because it feels so forced to me, 550 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 1: Like I like to authentically be reacting to sex. But 551 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: if I'm like, like someone's like talk dirty to me 552 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 1: or something, I'm like, what do you want me to say? 553 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: I just don't. It's like my mind literally goes blank. Yeah, 554 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,280 Speaker 1: I know, it's too funny. It would make me laugh 555 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: and like then I would get in my head and 556 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,000 Speaker 1: be uncomfortable about it. I'm like, nope, nope, we're not 557 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,400 Speaker 1: doing that. This is so funny. So this, actually, your 558 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,480 Speaker 1: comment is the perfect transition to this BuzzFeed article I read. 559 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 1: I was honestly dying laughing. But they had this full list. 560 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: I'm only gonna read a couple of them. They have 561 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 1: a full list of like awkward things that could happen 562 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 1: during sex. So they say, one, your nose starts running 563 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,880 Speaker 1: while you're going down on someone, which, first of all, 564 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,520 Speaker 1: if you've ever had that happen, every girl right now 565 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: who's had that happen is dying laughing, because like, you're 566 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 1: trying to be so sexy while you're like sucking dick 567 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: and you like he's getting super turned on, and like, 568 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 1: if you feel snot dripped down your face, it's sort 569 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,640 Speaker 1: of the same thing. It's queefing. It's like, nothing feels 570 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,960 Speaker 1: less sexy than to have to like wipe your nose, 571 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 1: you know. So they say your nose starts running while 572 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: you're going down on someone. So every time you go 573 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 1: to look up at them and give them a cheeky look, 574 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: you have a long dribble of snot running down your 575 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 1: nose to your mouth. You suddenly feel the urge to 576 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,200 Speaker 1: cough violently in the middle of the session. Or worse, 577 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,480 Speaker 1: you go to say something sexy like yeah, baby, spank 578 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,680 Speaker 1: me like the naughty girl that I am, and it 579 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 1: comes out it comes out in a barely audible crook. 580 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,839 Speaker 1: The other the other then says, sorry, I didn't hear 581 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,919 Speaker 1: you what did you say? And you lose your nerve 582 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: and say never mind, please continue. You spend the rest 583 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,960 Speaker 1: of the session banging in silence. You go to talk 584 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 1: dirty and they didn't hear you, so they're like, wait 585 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: what and you like, can't say it again? Like no, 586 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,240 Speaker 1: no chance, you're saying it again, like buddy, lost your chance. 587 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:51,960 Speaker 1: I'm only the naughty girl for that one statement. Yeah, um, absolutely, 588 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: Like I cannot say it twice. You've got to be kidding. Um, 589 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some classes. I'm sure there's some sort 590 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,480 Speaker 1: of like dumb class that you can take that teaches 591 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,640 Speaker 1: you how to talk dirty. I still think I would fail. 592 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: I could graduate. I could graduate that with the masters 593 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: and still like not But well, we know that you 594 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 1: like to laugh during sex, so you would keep it light, 595 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: I feel yeah, I mean, if I did it, it it 596 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,399 Speaker 1: would be so over the top. Yeah, okay. The other 597 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 1: one that I read on BuzzFeed was you realize in 598 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 1: the middle of doing it that the other pools really 599 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,320 Speaker 1: weird sex faces. Have you ever had that happen? Not 600 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 1: that I can remember. I mean, I feel like that 601 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,160 Speaker 1: would be something that would happen more often if you 602 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,719 Speaker 1: were filming and I don't. I don't film filming. Yeah, 603 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,719 Speaker 1: like you would notice it after Oh you just took 604 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,520 Speaker 1: this to a hony level. First of all, you don't 605 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:50,600 Speaker 1: ever film ever, Like you never really want to. Oh 606 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 1: my god, you just want to enjoy the moment. I 607 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,880 Speaker 1: just enjoy. Watched the video of myself having sex. I 608 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: would never have sex again. I saw that and then, 609 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: like the first time I did it, it like turned 610 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,280 Speaker 1: me on. I don't know what it was. It's weird, 611 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 1: I think because you can, like you watch yourself and 612 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,839 Speaker 1: you know what it felt like, so then I don't 613 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,560 Speaker 1: know whatever. That's probably way too much information for everyone, 614 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,800 Speaker 1: but I just pictured whenever I read that. I pictured, 615 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: like you know how John Mayr makes us really weird 616 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 1: faces when he plays guitar. Like I have had moments 617 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 1: where I had just started dating someone I was maybe 618 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,839 Speaker 1: like early in our sex life, and you think they're 619 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,920 Speaker 1: so hot and they're so like, you're just so attracted, 620 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: and then they start doing this stuff during sex and 621 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 1: you're like, wait, what are you doing? Like in your head, 622 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,120 Speaker 1: you're like, what is happening right now? Or the noise 623 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,240 Speaker 1: they make beause like they make is so bizarre that 624 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,720 Speaker 1: it just takes a minute to get used to. Maybe 625 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, but it can be a little awkward, 626 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,400 Speaker 1: especially if they're like doing or saying weird stuff like 627 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,640 Speaker 1: we were talking about, or making weird noises, and you're 628 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,240 Speaker 1: like trying to stay in the moment, but really inside 629 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: you're like, what the fund is going on right now? Uh? 630 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,160 Speaker 1: Did you have any other ones? Well? Um, I found 631 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,560 Speaker 1: an article on love King love panky dot com and 632 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: what love love love Panky. I mean it's I found 633 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:25,319 Speaker 1: an search. Yeah, I thought this was funny. They called 634 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 1: it penis captivus, and it says some women exercise their 635 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 1: PC muscles for a more powerful squeezing action when their 636 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,280 Speaker 1: man is inside, but surely they don't mean to entrap 637 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,760 Speaker 1: it in a death in a deathly embrace. Essentially, penis 638 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,200 Speaker 1: captivus is when your partner's vagina closes in on your 639 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,840 Speaker 1: penis and won't let go. This happens when a woman's 640 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,520 Speaker 1: pelvic floor muscles contracts too much and involuntarily fails to expand. 641 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,319 Speaker 1: Again what it says it is as painful for her 642 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,680 Speaker 1: to be wheeled up inside an emergency room under a 643 00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,919 Speaker 1: blanket with you inside. Er Um, just so they can 644 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 1: inject her with a muscle relaxing. Oh, I mean it's 645 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: so tight that you have to go to the hospital 646 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 1: to get it. I'm not, but you're you're connected, Like, 647 00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,919 Speaker 1: how do you get to the hospital with someone's dick 648 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:17,359 Speaker 1: inside of you? That's a good good calling Uber. Could 649 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,000 Speaker 1: you imagine that uber ride? You're like, excuse me, so 650 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,480 Speaker 1: she's just gonna sit on my lap facing me because 651 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it depends on the position they 652 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,359 Speaker 1: were in. Well, yeah, I I am just like imagining 653 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 1: a venus fly trap right now. You know those plants. 654 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,640 Speaker 1: There's like that movie The Little Shop of Horror, and 655 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,880 Speaker 1: it's like they get that, they get locked up on 656 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,319 Speaker 1: stuff like and I know where vaginas could do that. 657 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,719 Speaker 1: Everybody needs to get some everybody needs to get some 658 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,879 Speaker 1: muscle relaxers for their bed. But Jesus or lean into 659 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,400 Speaker 1: that power. Maybe this is like a new new party 660 00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:02,800 Speaker 1: trick on the party trick. Wow, I think him locking, 661 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 1: lock lock him up. They're like, how what do you mean? 662 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,879 Speaker 1: That's like that's like the new put a ring on it. No, 663 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 1: just cleamp your vagina on it. They're like, how did 664 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,279 Speaker 1: you guys end up together? Well, she locked me in 665 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 1: her vagina and we had to go to the hospital 666 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: in an uber God, I seriously got to get after. 667 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,280 Speaker 1: I don't not feel like my puss is that powerful, 668 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,239 Speaker 1: oh man. I mean, I think the moral of the 669 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,319 Speaker 1: story of all of these things is we can all 670 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,239 Speaker 1: laugh about them, right, and so like these are just 671 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,960 Speaker 1: going to happen. Like I don't think that there is 672 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,040 Speaker 1: a moment or there's if you especially if you have 673 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,680 Speaker 1: sex with someone more than one time, like you're never 674 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,520 Speaker 1: going to escape not having some sort of awkward, weird situation. 675 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 1: It's like you're naked, there's all these fluids, you're leaking, 676 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:03,400 Speaker 1: like pets heads are falling off. It's just like there's 677 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,920 Speaker 1: all of these things that can happen during sex that 678 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,880 Speaker 1: like they're just going to happen and you don't have 679 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,160 Speaker 1: control over it, so all you can do is laugh. 680 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,279 Speaker 1: In my opinion, yeah, I mean, I think that it's 681 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,000 Speaker 1: just important to remember that it happens to everybody and 682 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,400 Speaker 1: it's there's nothing to be embarrassed about, you know. But 683 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,400 Speaker 1: I think there's probably some extreme moments like the Tucker 684 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,320 Speaker 1: Max story, like that girl ain't running around being like 685 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,920 Speaker 1: what happened to me? But this is why. This is why, 686 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,800 Speaker 1: though I've had the conversations with you guys about anal 687 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 1: that we've had, I mean, I don't feel that sorry 688 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,479 Speaker 1: for that girl. You do not have anal with someone 689 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 1: you're not in a serious relationship with for this reason, 690 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,600 Speaker 1: exactly right. I mean, I don't want to shoot on 691 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,359 Speaker 1: a random stranger's bed, and you can't really control that. 692 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,600 Speaker 1: Although they say you're supposed to prep but like the 693 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,359 Speaker 1: thing is, it's like if you were going to get 694 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,520 Speaker 1: wild and try anal. It sounds like she was a 695 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,919 Speaker 1: little premeditated, but like for me, most of the time, 696 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,080 Speaker 1: it would have been like, oh, I'm drunk and like 697 00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,279 Speaker 1: feeling saucy, you know what I mean, versus like this 698 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,760 Speaker 1: premeditated thing. So you should probably go get an enema 699 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,040 Speaker 1: and make sure there's no ship in there. Isn't that 700 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 1: what the gaze do you? Yeah, you gotta clean yourself out. 701 00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 1: She really didn't prepare herself properly. Yeah, maybe it was 702 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,319 Speaker 1: her first time. Well, and she chose a restaurant, so 703 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,920 Speaker 1: jokes on her. If anyone knows who this girl is, 704 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: please messages, because I would love to get her ourmart 705 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,239 Speaker 1: saying tried anal. I would love a picture of that 706 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,600 Speaker 1: girl in that T shirt. We gotta get We gotta 707 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,839 Speaker 1: get Tucker Max the shirt. M hmm. Yeah, he has 708 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,719 Speaker 1: tried it. He's got a funny stories about it. That's 709 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,440 Speaker 1: a good one. We got to actually make the T 710 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:55,319 Speaker 1: shirts first, though, you know. Yeah, well our things if 711 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,840 Speaker 1: anybody can remember that, we've said, oh yeah, please messages. 712 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna have to go back and listen to our 713 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,359 Speaker 1: own podcast to make sure we get all the merch 714 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,879 Speaker 1: covered and that just that just feels vain. But right, 715 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,439 Speaker 1: I hate listening to myself. You know what you gotta 716 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,359 Speaker 1: do is you gotta do chib um. All right, Well, 717 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,319 Speaker 1: our thanks to Brittany for hopping on and being so 718 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,280 Speaker 1: vulnerable and so honest. I really appreciated that story, didn't 719 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,640 Speaker 1: I really do. She's great. I really got her jaws. Okay, 720 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,160 Speaker 1: and thank you Brittany for the p s A to 721 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,839 Speaker 1: make sure that you're not performing any sort of blow 722 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,319 Speaker 1: jobs before you go to the dentist. Maybe like even 723 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,040 Speaker 1: give it a week. I would say, like, I mean, 724 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,040 Speaker 1: it seems like Britain. Yeah, oh did I tell you? 725 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we talked about this with Brittany. But like 726 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,840 Speaker 1: the pube and the teeth. I'm just like so confused. 727 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:53,560 Speaker 1: Make sure, Yeah, it's it's I also saw what I 728 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,560 Speaker 1: was doing my research. There's you know a lot of 729 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,239 Speaker 1: times it shows up on these lists, like particularly for men, 730 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,360 Speaker 1: like you find when when you're having sex with women 731 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,400 Speaker 1: that have longer hair, Like you'll find hairs in places later, 732 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 1: like restaurants are like wrapped around your balls. How the 733 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,600 Speaker 1: funk long are these? Well no, no, they're not pubes 734 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:22,920 Speaker 1: there from your head after blow jobs. Yeah, that makes sense. 735 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 1: It's like a wild night, you know, hair gets tossed 736 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,759 Speaker 1: around and it ends up in the bed and then 737 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:32,920 Speaker 1: it gets tangled. Sure. Wow, Wow, Well that was a 738 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,560 Speaker 1: lot to digest and thank you for that information. Um okay. 739 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,759 Speaker 1: Moral of the story for us this week is to 740 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 1: laugh it off. And I mean I think, as always, 741 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,200 Speaker 1: the morale of all of our stories here is to 742 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:51,640 Speaker 1: remain No. I can't do it. Why do I have 743 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:59,840 Speaker 1: this remain Act Casual does not work? God let me 744 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,359 Speaker 1: try again. Always threatened to edit it out and I'll 745 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,600 Speaker 1: leave how bad I leave, how bad I am, because 746 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,520 Speaker 1: I think it's like it's just my truth, you know, 747 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 1: this is who I'm not sounding off on Act Casual 748 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,560 Speaker 1: but I do think that in these really tough times 749 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:22,319 Speaker 1: and he's really awkward, Mormont give it to it, you 750 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,279 Speaker 1: always have to remember to act casual. Oh my god, 751 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:27,839 Speaker 1: I gotta go.