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Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Today's brand new phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Duff the meat head is back, and this time he's

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Speaker 1: calling to impress a girl who's into yoga. If you

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Speaker 1: know who Duff is, he's such a charmer. My guess

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Speaker 1: is in the end he's gonna get the girl. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know who Duff is and you're kind of

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Speaker 1: new to the show and just checking it out, we'll

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Speaker 1: meet Duff. He's a really smooth talking dude. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's your phone tap right now. The twenties. Yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Could I speak to Jane please? Jane? Hey, Jane, how

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Speaker 1: are you? My name is Duff. I'm calling from Hot Yoga.

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Speaker 1: I'm how are you? I'm doing pretty sweet? So listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager here and uh, I just thought i'd

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Speaker 1: give you a quick call because I know you've been

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Speaker 1: coming into our yoga studio for a couple months now,

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Speaker 1: and um, how's everything going. Are you enjoying your experience?

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, yeah, class hasn't been good. I've been enjoying it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to tell you on a personal note

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Speaker 1: that I've been watching your progress via drop cam, and

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Speaker 1: you are getting way more flexible, which is awesome. I'm

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Speaker 1: really proud of. Yes, you have a drop to Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have drop cams in the yoga studio and I've

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Speaker 1: just been checking it out, and I gotta say that

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Speaker 1: you've excelled so much. Like when you first got in there,

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Speaker 1: you could barely bend at all, and now you're just

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Speaker 1: like a pretzel like in half, which is dope. Do

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Speaker 1: you tell people that when they find that you seems

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Speaker 1: like something you should tell them. No. What I find

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Speaker 1: is that, like especially chicks are Hella judge when they

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Speaker 1: find out there's a cam in there. So I pretty

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Speaker 1: much don't say anything that I don't know. That kind

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Speaker 1: of wears me out that there are cameras all into

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Speaker 1: the studio. No, it shouldn't. Like the other day I

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Speaker 1: was watching and I was like specifically focusing on you

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Speaker 1: and you went into this pose and I was eating

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Speaker 1: a sandwich. I was eating lunch at the time. I

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Speaker 1: almost choked at my sandwich because like eating lunch while

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Speaker 1: watching us. Hey, speaking of lunch, what do you think

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Speaker 1: about what lunch like? Do you eat it? Yeah? Would

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Speaker 1: you like to eat it with me? One time? So

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Speaker 1: let me get this straight. You call and tell me

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well in yoga classes, which you're watching me

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Speaker 1: on on these drop cams that I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: we're there, you don't tell anybody about. And now you're

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Speaker 1: asking me out to lunch. Yeah, you got it? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Is this even like legal or sacal? This seems like

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Speaker 1: a major problem. Be asking you out to lunch is

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Speaker 1: a major problem. I'm pretty sure that you're watching that

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Speaker 1: you're like watching in on our classes. Yeah, can you

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Speaker 1: do me a favor and stop harping on the calms

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Speaker 1: because I think you're missing the point, And the point

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Speaker 1: is I'm asking you out on a lunch date. So

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested. I mean, this whole thing weirds me out.

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Speaker 1: I think it's I don't know, it sounds like you

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Speaker 1: might be a pervert or something like this is gross

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Speaker 1: and really uncomfortable. I don't know if you heard this

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Speaker 1: or not, but I manage the yoga studio, so I

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Speaker 1: make hella scratch, so probably I don't. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about that. You seem like a creep if you're sitting

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Speaker 1: there watching our classes and then thinking that you're going

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Speaker 1: to call and ask me out for lunch, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like not interested? Do you like boats? What do you

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Speaker 1: like boats? Because I was going to invite you out

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Speaker 1: on my buddy Horse's boat to like hang out. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we could do some Are you kidding? Do I want

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Speaker 1: to go to boat with you? Yeah? Like it could

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Speaker 1: be a yoga retreat. We could do yoga on the

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Speaker 1: bow my buddy Horse's boat. No, you're a weirdo pervert.

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Speaker 1: I think it's interesting how you're playing hard to get.

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Speaker 1: I'm not playing hard to get. I'm telling you, yeah, gross, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious to me. And I gotta tell you

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Speaker 1: I don't like a chase a little bit. But you

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Speaker 1: there's something wrong with you, Like if you keep your

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Speaker 1: arranged idiot, here's the thing, Jane, if you keep saying no,

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Speaker 1: this ship is gonna sail before you have a chance

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Speaker 1: to get on it. Are you for real? Like with

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Speaker 1: your sayings and everything, you need this to all the girls.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to say, you're about to pass up

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Speaker 1: a really good opportunity to hang out with like an

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Speaker 1: awesome dude. No, because well I told you about the boat, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't get what's wrong with you? I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: not impressing me. You wouldn't impress any woman with any

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Speaker 1: of this. Yeah, I think if you were, like, look

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Speaker 1: at my Instagram, you'd see that you're completely wrong. Yet

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Speaker 1: I'm not checking out your Instagram? Are you kidding? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You probably don't want to do that because you'd be

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Speaker 1: a Hella jelly because like all the Breezies jelly. What

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Speaker 1: man says that, you know that's cool and everything. I

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Speaker 1: have to deal with haters on the regular anyway, So

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and PLoP you in the

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Speaker 1: hater category. B consider me a hater. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: go just like be normal and lame and like hang

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Speaker 1: out with all your loser friends if you don't want to,

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Speaker 1: like you know, live the good life or whatever you know.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I can't really. I've been talking to

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Speaker 1: you for this song, and when I totally work been

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Speaker 1: Ryan about this, He's gonna be so pissed off. Is

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend's name Ryan? That's my boy That's why like

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Speaker 1: he and I we kick it. That's both Ryan. Would

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Speaker 1: you never have any Yeah? No, that guy slays so much.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah? Are you kidding? Yeah, I'm totally kidding. This

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Speaker 1: isn't even a real phone call. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your boyfriend Ryan set you up. What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? He said, there's some douchey guy

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Speaker 1: that works at the yoga studio you go to who's

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Speaker 1: always hitting on you. Oh no way, he sent the Hulk.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, well, anyway, you missed out on

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Speaker 1: the dove train. Fine, clearly wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on,

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Speaker 1: Rubin Natty two point five. I'm