WEBVTT - Hour 2 - NBA Player Stagnation, Joe LaCava 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:03.480 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:08.039 Sports Radio. Oh, I'm still laughing from last night's Espie's 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:13.760 all right, maybe not. I always like it when the 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.960 camera goes on somebody as they're getting a reaction from 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:20.520 a joke that somebody's telling, and then they're not laughing, 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.400 but then they see the camera goes on him, and 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:28.880 then uh, Steph Curry was cutting up last night. He 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:35.519 took yeah wow, Um here's here's his shot at Lebron 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:40.120 James last night. Lebron James. He hosted the Uh This 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:43.800 Award show back in two thousand and seven after losing 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:50.200 in the NBA finals. So yes, uh you guess that this, uh, 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:55.400 this feels better, This feels okay. I don't know if 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.040 it would should have listened to that kind of response. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.720 I mean, I've been in the room where you've had 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.360 some famous comedians and they don't even get that reaction. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.840 But that's Hey, I got all dressed up and I'm 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.440 supposed to be entertained tonight, and and I'm I'm going 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.800 to whether I'm entertained or not. Yeah, Paul, going back 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.240 to that last one, there is no joke in a sentence. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.800 It's like saying, you know, Kevin Durant left the Warriors 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:21.679 and he hasn't won since. Nah, a fact, you're just 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:28.039 spouting facts. Uh, A'll stop, Todd. We're not. Nobody's saying 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:34.759 anything about it's observational humor. Without the humor, that's that's all. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:38.360 It doesn't work out on a on a comedy stage. Yeah. Uh. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:43.720 Steph also dis the Lakers super Bowl champions. I know 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.480 that sounds great. I know that sounds great. Uh it was. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:51.080 It was so inspiring watching y'all play, watching y'all win 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.880 a super Bowl, watching y'all celebrate, and it's just inspiring 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.640 to see that strategy of you know, buying old superstars 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:02.880 pay off for a local team around here. Okay, sort 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:09.680 of like uncomfortable, Yeah that one? All right, welcome to 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.560 the program. It's our two on this Thursday, Dan and 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:17.040 the Dana. That's yesmar whoever wrote that joke, think are 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.160 they thinking to themselves? And I thought that was going 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:23.359 to land a little bit better. Yeah, I've I've stood 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:27.440 with one of Letterman's writers and when Dave will do 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:33.600 his opening monologue, and you can, they feel every every joke. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:37.880 So when it kills, they're like yeah, and then when 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:42.240 it doesn't like oh man, so their reaction is different. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:46.760 But I would imagine the group of writers that we 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:49.840 like all right, and there's nothing worse than when they 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.680 write a joke for you and you go this, this 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:56.520 isn't gonna work. I did a presentation at the SP's 0:02:56.560 --> 0:03:01.800 with Bill Murray. Now the back drop was we never 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.919 rehearsed because Bill didn't show up for rehearsal. And then 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:09.160 we're fifteen seconds away from going on stage and Bill 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:13.560 Murray's not there. Other than that, everything's going well that night, 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.919 and we're going to hand out an award, and all 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:22.320 of a sudden, I go, well, do I do Bill's joke? Like? 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:26.000 What do I do? And they go, just play it straight? 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.480 And so I'm getting ready to go out there and 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.560 play it straight. Bill shows up, Bill walks in, he goes, 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.200 was I late? I go no, And they go and 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:40.320 here to announced the Best Team Award for the Yes, 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.520 Bill Murray and Dan Patrick, or it probably would have 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:47.280 been Dan Patrick and Bill Murray. And we go out 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.680 there and Bill just add libs. Bill thinks he's given 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.640 an award out to somebody and they're not getting the award. 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.680 And it worked out because Bill's a you know, comedic genius. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.600 And then you get done, we walk back stage. Shani goes, 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:04.640 how did that feel? I said horrible? He said, now 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.160 you know what Saturday Night Live felt like? And I 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:10.000 was like, oh my god. So you get these moments 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.920 there where you think something's funny or you're gonna have 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:14.720 to try to be funny, or they're gonna write you 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.359 a joke and you go, oh, this is this? Is 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.600 this not good? And you get a couple of those 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.040 moments last night. But for the most part, I mean 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.360 I give Steph Curry a lot of credit. Now he 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.880 does have a show, what is it, Whack a Mole 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.920 or something on ABC? Is that what it's called? Holy 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.840 Moley kind of might have been Whack a Mole? Whack 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:39.280 a Mole? Yeah, So you get that partnership there. Then 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.280 you know, that's how they bring in It's like, hey, 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.080 you want a network show? Yeah? Would you like to 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:48.559 hoast the ESPs? Uh? Yeah, yeah, that's the right answer. Yes, Polly. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.279 I just went back and found the clip with you 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:53.400 and Bill Murray give Michael Jordan the Comeback Player of 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:55.600 the Year Award? Is that what it was? Yeah? And 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.599 it's interesting because uh, Jordan wasn't at the Spy's but 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.960 you guys give the award. You and Bill have some jokes, 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.120 and then you actually went back and forth and talked 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.440 to Jordan versus remote. You're like, you asked him some 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:08.120 question about where he's gonna put the award, and Bill 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:09.960 Murray goes, because Michael, all the words you got, and 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.440 he goes a comeback Player of the Year. That's kind 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.159 of my kicking. Where'd you coming back from? Like, you know, 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:19.040 like we didn't rehearse any of that. Nothing, no rehearsal, 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:22.560 no rehearsal with Jordan. Nothing, And I think I had 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.039 kind of blanked it from my mind because it was 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.120 one of those where I'm, you know, I'm starting to 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.919 panic a little bit because Bill was not backstage and 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.120 he shows up. I swear fifteen seconds to go and 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:34.880 we're ready to go out there on stage and he 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.599 had a hat on, had some goofy western hat or 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:43.599 something on. But uh yeah, painful moments there with the sps. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.719 It's good. We're gonna get this clip because you and 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.039 Bill Murray go back and forth like six minutes with Jordan. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:54.159 Oh god, it's really good. Yeah, here's Steph Curry talking 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:58.800 about Tom Brady last night. After celebrating three kids' birthdays 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.640 in two weeks, I finally understand why tom Brady keeps 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:09.320 coming back to work. Well, the relaxation. Sometimes it's exhausting. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.680 So tom Brady speaking of he's the only guy I 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:16.320 know on Earth who'd rather get hit by Aaron Donald 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.560 than hang out with a supermodel. We all make choices. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:23.280 Sometimes they don't understand some of them. So all right, 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:28.080 Steph Curry last night. Weekends are better. MLB Sunday leadoff 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.280 catch the Cubs and the Phillies coverage starting Sunday at 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:37.400 eleven thirty am Eastern only on Peacon Basketball News. Yesterday, 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.800 James Harden signs with the seventy six ers two year deal. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.320 Took less money. Feels like it's less money for one year. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:49.320 Then he'll probably with the player option, decide that he'd 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.560 like to get a new contract with the seventy six 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.240 ers or somebody else. But as I said in the 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:58.200 first hour, yeah, not fat shaming. I'm just sort of 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.080 in shape shame here that if he wants to help 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:06.320 the team, it may not be about salary or money 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.960 you'll save. Just get in shape. That's all get in 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:14.040 shape because he's going to be thirty three, and he 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:19.200 certainly lacked that explosiveness. And Kevin Durant even remarked that 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.520 when they got hardened, they're like, man, you're not the 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:25.640 same guy. Well, you're stuck with him. The Nets are 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:29.040 in a tough spot because Kevin Durant is requested to trade. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.760 Nobody knows what Kyrie wants, and that's led to speculation 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:36.360 with the two stars. And I don't know if they 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:40.840 play their final game with the Nets, but to start 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:44.320 the whole process, Brooklyn was expecting a big haul for KD. 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:48.280 Hasn't happened, not going to happen anytime soon. It feels 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:53.080 like and Brooklyn's taking its time with this decision. And 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.640 I still think if Kevin Durant realizes maybe that market 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.080 is not out there for him. What the Nets want 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:03.640 in return, Well, what are my options? I have a contract. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:08.360 I gotta play Kyrie. Kyrie, it feels like you can 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.440 trade him whenever you want to. Do you want a 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.120 first round draft pick from the Lakers. The Lakers aren't 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:16.800 going to negotiate against themselves. They're not gonna go u. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:20.040 You guys are gonna trade Kyrie for one first round 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:24.440 draft pick in twenty twenty seven. Nope, all right, here's 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:29.480 a second first round pick twenty twenty nine. But it 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.080 felt like this has gone to a screeching halt because 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.160 it felt like this is inevitable, this is happening right now, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:41.360 Something's gonna happen. Katie wants out Kyrie once out, Ye 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:44.040 wants to go to the Lakers. Katie to the Phoenix Suns. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.199 And then all of a sudden, well, I can't go there, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:52.280 to the Miami Heat, can't do that either. Now nothing Crickets. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:57.680 Now you're hearing Washington Wizards. So it lacks a little 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.640 bit of the man he's going to the Suns are 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.720 going to he'd go on the Wizard, and then you're 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.680 probably not even getting Bradley Beale in return. If you're 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.640 the Nets, I get at the end of the day, 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:14.440 the Brooklyn Nets owe it to their fans, and you 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.000 know that, hey, we we tried, it didn't work out. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:21.760 This is what we have as we move forward. I 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.280 don't know if I could say long suffering fan base 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.000 with the Brooklyn Nets, but I would say, look, you know, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.320 we tried, it didn't work, and this is the team 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.160 we're gonna put out there. Yeah, more Dan, this is exhausting. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.240 Who said the Wizards? Like somebody said it with a 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.040 straight face, like, Oh, there's a chance he can go 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.360 to the worst. He's from Washington, d c PP. He 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.360 went to Texas for college. I know, well, where's he 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.600 going to go in? DC? Georgetown, Maryland? No, he wants 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:55.000 to go to a basketball what careful van Pelt. I'm 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.360 worried about this, Scott van Pelt backlash. He doesn't play 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:05.560 with Maryland. Adrian Branch was that his name? Left hander? 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:12.080 Maryland team national title? Yeah? Steve Blake, gritty and guts. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:17.360 I was the big gravest Vascas fan, that guy. Yeah yeah, 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:21.960 Chris Wilcox, Okay, all right, you're putting me. I'm also 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:25.560 saying guys from twenty years ago, Joe Smith, throw him 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:31.040 out there, Lanta Elmore, Tom McMillan, John Lucas, left Grizel. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.520 All right, now say somebody from the past five years now, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.199 I'm like Fritzie, I'm stuck in the seventies. Yeah, but 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.840 you know, his career always freaked me out how it 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.920 didn't really work out. Remember Steve Francis when he was 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.400 at Maryland. He was like, I thought he was gonna 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:45.880 be Dwayne Wade, and he felt like he was for 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.800 about four years and he just fell off the cliff. Yeah, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.679 but he would have been Dwayne Wade, would have been 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:55.120 Stevie Francis, right, you know who you remind me of? 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.640 Dwayne Wade? Who's that You're gonna find out years later? 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:03.920 This guy Marv went to Rutger League last night. I 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.959 did you didn't get to play? No, no, no no, I 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.760 wouldn't disrespect Hollywood Ground like that, No, thank you, No. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.760 But it was good though. It was one of those places. 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.080 It's on my bucket list, and we talked about that 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.320 during the look in and I never got to play. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.960 I got to shoot there. I never got to play there. 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.199 I got two layups at the end, okay, but it 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.760 wasn't there wasn't a game going on, so it wasn't 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.560 like I was frozen out. When I went to West 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.640 Forest Street, when they froze me out, that was different. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.240 But at Rucker, I just went there and I thought, 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:41.160 I'm here, take a couple of jumpers and a shooter. Oh, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:46.640 definitely a shooter. I always love that that. You know, 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.360 if all you have to do is hit the first shot, 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.880 and you're a shooter. You make a couple of shots, 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.520 who's guarding here, they'll call you some white guy, who's 0:11:55.520 --> 0:12:03.960 guarding Dan Marley? Come on, shooter. Yeah, I know, just 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.559 give me a label white guy. Hey, who's got the 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:13.800 Dan Marley guy? But that would be the big compliment 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.520 if you got to play and uh, you know, you 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.880 hear the brothers go shooter and I'd be like all right, 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.839 you know, and then they'd lock me down, of course, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.240 and I you know, wouldn't make any other shots. Yeah, 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.600 especially during your era. Somebody got keke vanderwy over here. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:34.160 Come on, Hey, who's got Jerry west over here? Man? 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:45.480 Kelly Trpua, man, who's gardening man? Come on? Uh? But yeah, Rucker, 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:49.240 that's uh. I was there. You know, it wasn't as nice. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.079 I mean, it's nice now. They really made it nice 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.600 and stands there, But back I was there in the 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:59.319 eighties and uh, a little different environment there I went 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.640 during the day. You can say that New York City, 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.080 I know, I know there are moments like I'm with 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.560 my kids and we start walking down the street and 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.079 they'll be like, now you think, now this used to 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:12.320 be a bad area. I go, yes, used to be 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:16.360 a really bad area. But like the meatpacking district, and 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:20.280 you're like, no, no, they didn't have restaurants here. Nobody 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.600 went here at all. It would bed bath and beyond 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.079 bad if you know what I mean. Now, it's like 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.000 there's a bed bath and beyond the grave it gets 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.520 of avocado toasts. Let's go down the meatpacking All right, 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.720 what's the poll question for the second hour, and then 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.240 we'll take a break. We'll talk to Tiger woodsuck Henny, Well, 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.600 I think we could do another one here about the 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:42.640 team that should trade for Jimmy Garoppolo. Oh yeah, we 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:47.520 Dore's a lot of names being thrown should, should, should, Okay, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:51.360 the Seahawks obviously, right, Brown seem to be a big one. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.640 I don't know what the Seahawks strategy is, like, there 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.360 has to be a bigger picture. You got a seventy 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.520 year old head coach, you're in a rebuild, You're in 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.400 a division with the defending Super Bowl champs, the Niners 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:10.960 in Arizona is good too, all right, so Seattle Cleveland, 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.840 only if Deshaun Watson's down for the entire year, and 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.400 they've already said that they're not interested, which means they 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.280 firmly believe Deshaun Watson's not going to be down for 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.600 maybe half the year. Yample. Yeah, the Miami Dolphins still 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.440 have a lot of draft capital in twenty twenty three, 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.800 twenty twenty four. I think they have two first two thirds. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.320 They've still got backload of draft picks. I don't know, 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.920 but I don't I don't want a quarterback making thirty 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.280 million dollars. I'd rather get my quarterback in the draft. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.960 And unless you say we can't pass up Jimmy Garoppolo, 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.640 but I don't think there's a team that says that. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.240 And two has got one more year, all right, then 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:52.200 you go back into the draft and find somebody. Yes, Seed, 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:58.640 what about the Texans? I think the Texans are If 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:02.320 you said the logical landing spot, I'd say the Texans 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.920 that Jimmy Garoppolo will end up there. Got Davis Mills 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.640 get out of Stanford, who I thought played pretty well. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:15.160 Given everything going on with the Texans, Jimmy Garoppolo I 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:18.600 think will end up with the Texans. Kind of feels 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.960 like that you can almost see the uniform already. H 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:26.560 He's gonna make any uniform look great. Yeah, could Garoppolo? 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.480 What's the worst looking uniform? Could Garoppolo make the worst 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.960 looking uniform better? Yes? So he makes his team better, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:39.160 he makes so. Yeah. All he does is make uniforms 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.440 look better. All right, we'll take a break. Tiger Woods 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.600 Caddy will join us. Coming up next, more phone calls 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.920 as well. We'll take a break back after this and 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:52.000 the Dan Patrick Show. We all have different ideas about success. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.560 We achieve it at different times in different ways. 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Joe Lacava on and PAULI goes, well, 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:34.520 can we ask some caddy questions? Yeah? I mean, Joe 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.399 is reasonable man, He's an expert. What do you what 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:40.159 do you want to ask? Joe? Here's one. I'm just 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:43.600 fascinated by little things with caddies. Okay, for most pro caddies, 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.200 do they pick a shoulder and always carry the bag 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.040 on that shoulder for like all eighteen holes? Or do 0:17:49.080 --> 0:17:51.479 they switch from hole to hole? Weight of all the 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:54.560 questions you could ask Tiger Woods caddy, I love the 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:56.880 minutia is it did you pick a shoulder and stick 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:58.480 with it or do you try to balance it out? 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:00.600 And how does that process? One? Right? Oh, asked Joe. 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.639 Here in a minute, Todd, you have a question, caddy. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:05.280 Question they do if he ever had a second guess 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:08.200 himself on a big shot where he's agonizing over which 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.320 club and then finally he goes with the one convinces 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:12.520 Tiger or wherever he's worked with over the years, and 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.000 then all of a sudden the leaft minute, he's like, oh, 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.440 I should have give him a different club that one. Okay, 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:20.560 all right, Seaton. When a player doesn't make the cut, 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:27.080 what is the like balance between bad advice or poor execution? 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.400 Like so the like like a show of blame. Yeah, 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.200 like I I from the caddy's perspective, like I told 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.359 you the right club, you just hit it poorly. Or 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:41.919 was it the wrong club? All right, what's your biggest 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.840 purchase with your winnings? Oh? Okay, all right, let's bring 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:49.440 in Joe Lacama the Tiger Woods County. Where do you 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:52.399 want to start, Joe, you tell me, I'll start with 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:55.560 the right shoulder, left shoulder. Okay. So PAULI wanted to know, 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.560 do you carry the bag on the right shoulder left 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.800 shoulder or does it matter? Well for me, I'm right handed, 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:03.919 so I do everything right handed. I don't think I 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.400 could carry the bag from here to my front door 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:09.199 left handed. Okay. So there's a quick story behind that. 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:11.960 So my best friend Bones was one of the first 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:15.080 guys to go double strap, and he told me for 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.600 years and years and years, you got to go double strap, 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:20.119 And for years and years I denied it. I just 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:22.119 wouldn't do it. It just looked funny to me. It 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:25.399 felt funky the whole nine yards. And then I think 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:27.440 when I got to Tiger's bag later on, I was 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:31.159 getting older, obviously, and Tiger was encouraging me the same thing. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.240 You gotta go double strap, double strap. It looks seas 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:35.680 maybe look awkward at first, but you'll be fine to 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.240 get used at the whole nine yards. So finally, in 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:42.160 twenty eighteen, Tiger actually showed up in Philadelphia, third leg 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.280 of the playoffs at Aeronomic with a double strap on. 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:47.840 He got it himself and he actually hooked it up 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:49.359 to the bag. So I said, oh man, now I 0:19:49.359 --> 0:19:51.440 gotta give it a go. So I give it a go. 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.600 On Tuesday, we playing a nine old practice round with Rory. 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:57.120 It's very uncomfortable. I can't stand the thing. Wednesday pro am, 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:59.119 same thing. I'm struggling with this thing. I'm dropping the 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:01.359 towel because now it's hid me. I can't really see anything. 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.760 I'm afraid of club's gonna fall out the whole nine yards. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:06.040 So I'm aggravated, but I figured I gotta suck it 0:20:06.119 --> 0:20:08.120 up and do it for the entire week. We get 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:11.600 to Thursday, Tiger shoots I think sixty two or sixty three. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:13.400 He's either in the lead or one off. The league 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:16.399 played great, never missed a shot. So now when Tiger 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:19.200 plays well, obviously I get a million texts. One of 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.040 the texts I get is from my son Joe, who 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:23.960 we had just gone to James Madison maybe a month ago. 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.280 He went down to middle of August. His middle of 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.359 September and we hadn't heard from him since in a month. 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:30.840 I think I maybe got one text from him. So 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:32.480 finally I'm going through my text and I see my 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:34.480 kids's name. I'm so excited that he texts me. I'm 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:36.640 thinking myself, he needed watched the golf, heard about to score, 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.080 saw some highlights the whole nine yards. So I go down, 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:40.960 scroll down and see my kid's name. I scroll down, 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:43.800 read the text, and all I get is double strap, 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:50.000 question mark soft. So there's your there's your strap, and 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:54.840 there's your right and left shoulder. Okay, what do you have, Seaton? 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.159 When Tiger misses the cut? What's the ratio of blame 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:02.280 for Tiger execution or you in the role that you played. 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:05.000 You know, when we missed the cut, which isn't often. 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:08.280 Thank guy with Tiger and Fred over the years. You know, 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:10.080 I'm one of those guys. I'm the first guy to 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:12.240 say I've never hit a chip, I've never made a put, 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:14.080 I've never had a drive, So all the credit goes 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.760 to the player. However, when things go bad or south, 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:19.439 we missed the cut on that Friday night, I'll go 0:21:19.560 --> 0:21:21.800 over and over and over the stuff that happened for 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:23.280 thirty six oals, and I might have been able to 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:25.480 do better. I always put more of the blame on 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:28.639 myself because as a caddy you just feel so often 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:30.320 that you missed the cut. And there's no worse feeling 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:33.840 the world. On Friday night and Fritzie you were saying that, 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:37.000 do your second guess yourself? Has Tiger been in the 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.680 middle of a swing and you think to yourself, Oh, 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:44.520 I should have said seven instead of eight. Well, sometimes 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:46.320 when you see a flyer come out of the roff 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:48.320 and you're trying to gauge how fast it's going to 0:21:48.400 --> 0:21:50.720 come out, and as soon as he makes contact, you're like, 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:52.840 oh my god, please get down. That's like in the 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:55.000 next towny kind of thing. So you do have that 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:56.960 another roff when you're kind of guessing as what it is, 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.040 and I make plenty of mistakes. I got to go 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:01.520 back to my fred. Couple days we were playing the 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:04.119 seventy first hole of the Canadian Open at glenn Abbey, 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:06.639 the seventeen fold. It's a very long green pins all 0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:08.160 the way in the back. We're going back and forth 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:10.480 seven iron, eight iron, seven iron, eight ron and seven 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:12.200 and I'm thinking myself, let's get it back, or let's 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.359 make a birdie. Let's win this golf tournament. So I 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:16.720 talk him into a seven iron. He one hops it 0:22:16.760 --> 0:22:20.119 into the back bunker. Now, of course you're feeling awful, 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.320 and as it always goes with the caddies, when you 0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:24.679 make a mistake, they can never get the ball up 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.400 and down to fredch Credit had a beautiful bunker shot 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:29.760 to about seven eight feet and of course missed the putt, 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:32.160