WEBVTT - chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini.

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<v Speaker 2>Episod cuckoo could chew.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen, we have another phenomenal

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<v Speaker 2>episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 4>The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 2>Theories, and we finally worked to prove the theories that

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<v Speaker 2>you the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking

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<v Speaker 2>mini episode.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what that is? That means were listening to

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<v Speaker 3>your bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails

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<v Speaker 2>and your opinions on stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I didn't have shit to do today, Like I

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<v Speaker 4>could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch

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<v Speaker 4>it banging in Little Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You don't think we're busy. You're writing us with

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<v Speaker 2>your non sail other Langston David.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually guys are missing for.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you accord research, You goddamn dork.

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<v Speaker 3>G a shit about your research.

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<v Speaker 2>We we don't, we don't read many.

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<v Speaker 3>Pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all the rooms. We're raking in millions of

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<v Speaker 2>dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we're rich.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm going to a foreign country tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>David is going to Brazil and he's going to the

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<v Speaker 2>dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to

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<v Speaker 2>do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>What you go there for, a murder tourism.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have an email from a listener, a person

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<v Speaker 2>by the name of let me make sure I get

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<v Speaker 2>this right, Marcelline Marsolene Uh sent us an email and

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<v Speaker 2>and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if

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<v Speaker 2>it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw

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<v Speaker 2>some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the

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<v Speaker 2>tone felt kind of right, Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>You're scary because we're striking about this right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it is currently on the on the docket of

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<v Speaker 2>things that that the w g A and eventually I

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<v Speaker 2>think SAG and the d GA are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring

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<v Speaker 2>us with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Before we get into it. Cray, I want to take

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<v Speaker 4>your opinion. Do you what if this ship goes like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, like the chat GPT went crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the

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<v Speaker 2>AI replacing us is like, I keep seeing all these

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<v Speaker 2>signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people

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<v Speaker 2>are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll be there like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not convinced. I think AI could do a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of shit. I can do, Bro, if that shit becomes charming,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a rap for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>AI is not going to struggle to find the words

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<v Speaker 2>that I struggle to find sometimes.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, No, no, it's got all the words. It's

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<v Speaker 4>it's set up to be our downfall. That's what we

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<v Speaker 4>got to destroy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I

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<v Speaker 2>definitely root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that

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<v Speaker 3>nobody had a computer dog.

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<v Speaker 2>What a friend for me?

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<v Speaker 3>The Let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly

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<v Speaker 2>was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD

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<v Speaker 2>burner and it made me king, Like I was fucking king.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you understand? I was walking around my high school like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>When it first came out, you think you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>that new Jagged Edge.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm not involved, you're fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you charging? Running? Were running? I was?

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<v Speaker 2>I was running a little business selling, selling CDs for

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars a pop, and you just come on dog

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<v Speaker 2>like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's alcohol markups.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's amazing and.

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<v Speaker 2>It only cost me hours of my life every.

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<v Speaker 4>Day so long. But you're really just burning CDs for

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<v Speaker 4>people to like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, burning CDs for popularity. And I'm also like a

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<v Speaker 2>fu son of like what if we remember it correctly,

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<v Speaker 2>what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and

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<v Speaker 2>then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found

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<v Speaker 2>that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it

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<v Speaker 2>turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a

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<v Speaker 2>dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.

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<v Speaker 3>I got.

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<v Speaker 4>I got duped so many times, Like, man, can you

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<v Speaker 4>believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of

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<v Speaker 4>Girls Gone Wild? It's like, of course not. You think

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<v Speaker 4>nobody else figured this out?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster

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<v Speaker 2>and and the like I was, guy, really I think

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody started

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<v Speaker 2>with Napster, and then I moved my way into bear Share.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember bear Share was a big one for me,

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<v Speaker 2>and then eventually I think I ended on lime Wire.

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<v Speaker 2>LimeWire was sort of my dismount.

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<v Speaker 3>It synthesized is the easiest to do it on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then

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<v Speaker 2>LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody

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<v Speaker 2>I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, ah, okay, I'm out. I had a kid

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<v Speaker 2>who I went to college with have the actual like

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<v Speaker 2>FBI show up because of movies he was downloading.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute

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<v Speaker 4>Jada fire eclips.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions

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<v Speaker 2>involved here. I'm not gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>That was the people being mad about it, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like rapper, everybody's angry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We were getting yelled at by our heroes because we

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<v Speaker 2>were trying to listen to their music without paying them.

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<v Speaker 3>They got some of them did the once I was

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<v Speaker 3>downloaded for the most parked.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think

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<v Speaker 2>we hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy

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<v Speaker 2>could have is a few more legitimate record sales.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know did ching get ringtones though.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a

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<v Speaker 4>Chingy ring tone, but I understand having.

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<v Speaker 2>A I think there was a certain group of women

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<v Speaker 2>out there that had Chingy ring tones.

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<v Speaker 3>The one with Jason Weaver on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one call Away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, come on. That's before we knew she still supported Cosby.

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<v Speaker 4>That We had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.

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<v Speaker 4>We were so innocent, fuck man. All we knew was

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<v Speaker 4>that Rudy had him.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta bring Hinky back. Was better when Chingy was here,

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<v Speaker 2>and when Rudy was decent.

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<v Speaker 3>Rudy's here.

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<v Speaker 2>She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring

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<v Speaker 2>Chinky back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they got those those be et like where were they?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like him. I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make it out

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<v Speaker 2>of whatever they built.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been there. It's a tough place.

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<v Speaker 2>It ain't any easy town. I'll say that it ain't

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<v Speaker 2>any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on you saying, Louis,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know what you got.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 2>You always know some very specific fact about a place that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't know that I would have known.

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<v Speaker 4>I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>what else is here?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go Chinese?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah No, Sam Louis has got good Chinese food, and

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<v Speaker 4>they got that city museum. If you've ever been there,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we can't we can't keep big up in

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli we want

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<v Speaker 2>to read what Marcelline sent over. They typed can you

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<v Speaker 2>write me a transcript for a segment of a fake

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<v Speaker 2>episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston

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<v Speaker 2>Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted left

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<v Speaker 2>Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the

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<v Speaker 2>subject of this conversation. David, do you have this email

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up? Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines

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<v Speaker 2>back and forth.

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<v Speaker 3>I already don't like it. I already don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>My robots says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode

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<v Speaker 2>of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,

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<v Speaker 2>and as always, I'm here with my co host, the

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<v Speaker 2>hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm feeling blessed highly.

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<v Speaker 2>They know you, you'd be loving the Lord and that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's just one of your main qualities is how much

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<v Speaker 2>you love Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how it is just out here trying to

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<v Speaker 4>uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 3>My mama told us, how you doing my man job?

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<v Speaker 2>Took it? Let me some five on the black hand side,

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<v Speaker 2>as is traditional in our community, I go on to say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some

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<v Speaker 2>wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember

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<v Speaker 2>remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.

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<v Speaker 3>We hate you. I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach

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<v Speaker 2>even more people who need their mama's whiz. Though what

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I guess we're helping.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,

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<v Speaker 4>what conspiracy are we unraveling today?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, David today, I like that we keep using these

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<v Speaker 2>names so much. Very yeah, we we We're It's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like we don't know each other, so we have to

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<v Speaker 2>say it over and over again so that you feel

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<v Speaker 2>seen in this conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, David, Today we're diving into a fascinating topic,

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<v Speaker 2>the secret society of left handed people. Now, this is

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<v Speaker 2>one that I'm sure many of our listeners have heard about. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>left handed people have their own hidden world, complete with

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<v Speaker 2>secret handshakes, code words, and even their own language.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up

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<v Speaker 4>to something fishy, just for the record, I am left handed.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker. I had

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<v Speaker 2>no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?

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<v Speaker 4>But Legston, do you really believe this conspiracy?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, look, David, I try to keep an open mind,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed. Damn,

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<v Speaker 2>Chat GPT doesn't fuck around. They do know. Uh And

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<v Speaker 2>I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings, have you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think well, Chat GPT, I'm not sure that

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<v Speaker 2>there would be right handed secret meetings if I'm not mistaken.

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<v Speaker 2>We are substantially more dominant y way one Yeah, numbers wise.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, well, why am I breaking this up.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you're scared it's gonna take your job we have? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we're justifying why it's not as good as we are.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we gotta stop, I'm down and call it

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot every once in a while, just so just

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<v Speaker 2>so we still feel powerful as men.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's really what's evident.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh nah man never but you know what they say,

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<v Speaker 4>the best place to ride something is right under your nose.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe the invitation is coded left handed person for something.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I do like that. Maybe you should start

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<v Speaker 3>saying that one. I have a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. Good one, my man. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't just dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of

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<v Speaker 2>the evidence. There are rumors that left handed people have

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<v Speaker 2>a higher intelligence quotient and are more creative than their

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<v Speaker 2>right handed counterparts.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter

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<v Speaker 4>and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like we're getting played here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they

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<v Speaker 2>might have gone crazy with this shit.

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<v Speaker 3>We would have exploded.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really

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<v Speaker 2>cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're

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<v Speaker 2>left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if

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<v Speaker 2>this got put back in, it would be a very

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<v Speaker 2>different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck, yeah, you gave too

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<v Speaker 2>much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now you'll be a robot slave.

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<v Speaker 3>Well but there, but it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see, we'll see we'll see well, David, hold on

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need

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<v Speaker 2>to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always

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<v Speaker 2>told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and

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<v Speaker 2>that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills

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<v Speaker 2>and talents of left handed people, even if they do

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<v Speaker 2>have secret societies.

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<v Speaker 4>A yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Langston. We shouldn't let

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<v Speaker 4>our right handed biases cloud our judgment. If left handed

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<v Speaker 4>people have their own secret society, who are we to judge?

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<v Speaker 4>As long as they're not applotting to take over the world,

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<v Speaker 4>I say, let them have their.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on

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<v Speaker 2>My mama told me that's not true.

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<v Speaker 3>Diversity people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call

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<v Speaker 2>you you and any group you represent a blank devil

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as we see you too, I think. And

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<v Speaker 2>who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener will

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<v Speaker 2>reach out and enlighten us about their secret world. Until then,

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<v Speaker 2>let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 4>That Now, let's get back to the dragon board. And

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<v Speaker 4>see what other crazy theories our moms have.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that this, this is like, this is specifically

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<v Speaker 2>about their mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there

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<v Speaker 4>was not one good joke in that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they suggested or believe that just by saying

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<v Speaker 2>wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind

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<v Speaker 3>of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did like my man.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like what.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like that many y'alls and likestonce they gave

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<v Speaker 4>me and and I don't know, I don't talk about

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<v Speaker 4>God like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you love God that far that part they got.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Jesus man.

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<v Speaker 2>If ever, I'm mad one you love God overall, I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, I would say this is a ship uh

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<v Speaker 2>or ship performance by jet Chap GPT.

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<v Speaker 3>And not even man, not even men.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you can't, you can't take our jobs just yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,

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<v Speaker 2>because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by

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<v Speaker 2>the second.

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<v Speaker 4>That's because I don't even I don't know how they

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<v Speaker 4>had enough to even get to this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has

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<v Speaker 2>been downloaded that they kind of know our games. At

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<v Speaker 2>the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory is, one of us is going to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll listen, I'll yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I don't because we're not even listen. We

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<v Speaker 3>love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>comes up on this show. But boy, will we play

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<v Speaker 2>along inside of a fun, silly game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a good game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT

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<v Speaker 2>understands the game and I don't. I don't care for

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<v Speaker 2>that one bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you

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<v Speaker 2>feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,

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<v Speaker 2>but but it worked. You terrified us, You jerk.

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<v Speaker 4>You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>makes you feel that makes you feel strong.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear

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<v Speaker 2>in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,

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<v Speaker 2>strong person.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel like a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, boy, could you tell the people where they can

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<v Speaker 2>find you and what cool shit you have going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and has

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<v Speaker 2>always follow us on Instagram for like, subscribe the to

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<v Speaker 2>the YouTube and if you want to send us your

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<v Speaker 2>own drops, if you want to send us your own

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how we

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<v Speaker 2>can take down AI for good, please send all of

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<v Speaker 2>that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would

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<v Speaker 2>love to hear from you. That's about it, By bitch.

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