Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini.
Speaker 2: Episod cuckoo could chew.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen, we have another phenomenal
Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories, and we finally worked to prove the theories that
Speaker 2: you the listener have at homes. It's it's a motherfucking
Speaker 2: mini episode.
Speaker 3: You know what that is? That means were listening to
Speaker 3: your bitch.
Speaker 2: Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails
Speaker 2: and your opinions on stuff.
Speaker 4: Like I didn't have shit to do today, Like I
Speaker 4: could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch
Speaker 4: it banging in Little Rock.
Speaker 2: Right, You don't think we're busy. You're writing us with
Speaker 2: your non sail other Langston David.
Speaker 3: You actually guys are missing for.
Speaker 2: Fuck you accord research, You goddamn dork.
Speaker 3: G a shit about your research.
Speaker 2: We we don't, we don't read many.
Speaker 3: Pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.
Speaker 2: This is all the rooms. We're raking in millions of
Speaker 2: dollars on your backs and we're oh, we're rich, Oh
Speaker 2: we're rich.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to a foreign country tomorrow.
Speaker 2: David is going to Brazil and he's going to the
Speaker 2: dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to
Speaker 2: do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna kill a guy I expected, no less, that's.
Speaker 3: What you go there for, a murder tourism.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.
Speaker 2: And we have an email from a listener, a person
Speaker 2: by the name of let me make sure I get
Speaker 2: this right, Marcelline Marsolene Uh sent us an email and
Speaker 2: and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all
Speaker 2: talked about AI replacing you, so naturally I checked if
Speaker 2: it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw
Speaker 2: some information into chat GPT and she highlighted where the
Speaker 2: tone felt kind of right, Uh.
Speaker 3: You're scary because we're striking about this right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it is currently on the on the docket of
Speaker 2: things that that the w g A and eventually I
Speaker 2: think SAG and the d GA are going to be
Speaker 2: worried about. So you know, Marcelene, you're not not scaring
Speaker 2: us with this.
Speaker 4: Before we get into it. Cray, I want to take
Speaker 4: your opinion. Do you what if this ship goes like.
Speaker 2: Like that, like the chat GPT went crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?
Speaker 2: That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the
Speaker 2: AI replacing us is like, I keep seeing all these
Speaker 2: signs when when we're protesting or demonstrating, rather where people
Speaker 2: are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do
Speaker 2: and I'll be there like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Bro, that's.
Speaker 2: I'm not convinced. I think AI could do a lot
Speaker 2: of shit. I can do, Bro, if that shit becomes charming,
Speaker 2: it's a rap for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: AI is not going to struggle to find the words
Speaker 2: that I struggle to find sometimes.
Speaker 4: You know, No, no, it's got all the words. It's
Speaker 4: it's set up to be our downfall. That's what we
Speaker 4: got to destroy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm all for that takedown sky Net. I
Speaker 2: definitely root for John Connor in the Terminator movies.
Speaker 3: You know, my favorite part about the nineties was that
Speaker 3: nobody had a computer dog.
Speaker 2: What a friend for me?
Speaker 3: The Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly
Speaker 2: was the first person in our neighborhood with a CD
Speaker 2: burner and it made me king, Like I was fucking king.
Speaker 2: Do you understand? I was walking around my high school like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna listen to that new Drew Hill without me,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: When it first came out, you think you're gonna get
Speaker 4: that new Jagged Edge.
Speaker 2: If I'm not involved, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Were you charging? Running? Were running? I was?
Speaker 2: I was running a little business selling, selling CDs for
Speaker 2: five dollars a pop, and you just come on dog
Speaker 2: like that some dumb something I could scam my dad into.
Speaker 3: You know that's alcohol markups.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing and.
Speaker 2: It only cost me hours of my life every.
Speaker 4: Day so long. But you're really just burning CDs for
Speaker 4: people to like you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, burning CDs for popularity. And I'm also like a
Speaker 2: fu son of like what if we remember it correctly,
Speaker 2: what what downloading music was was downloading corrupt files and
Speaker 2: then being hugely disappointed by Like, I think I found
Speaker 2: that rare song everybody's been looking for, and as it
Speaker 2: turns out, you didn't. You just found a dude, a
Speaker 2: dude breathing heavy on a on a weird audio file.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 4: I got duped so many times, Like, man, can you
Speaker 4: believe Lil Wayne did a song with the cast of
Speaker 4: Girls Gone Wild? It's like, of course not. You think
Speaker 4: nobody else figured this out?
Speaker 3: You have to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster
Speaker 2: and and the like I was, guy, really I think
Speaker 2: I did. I started with Napster. I think everybody started
Speaker 2: with Napster, and then I moved my way into bear Share.
Speaker 2: I remember bear Share was a big one for me,
Speaker 2: and then eventually I think I ended on lime Wire.
Speaker 2: LimeWire was sort of my dismount.
Speaker 3: It synthesized is the easiest to do it on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then
Speaker 2: LimeWire also ended up being like the cops, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like after a while, they're like everybody
Speaker 2: I know was like losing their homes on lime Wire.
Speaker 2: It's like, ah, okay, I'm out. I had a kid
Speaker 2: who I went to college with have the actual like
Speaker 2: FBI show up because of movies he was downloading.
Speaker 4: She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute
Speaker 4: Jada fire eclips.
Speaker 2: Man, it was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions
Speaker 2: involved here. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4: That was the people being mad about it, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like rapper, everybody's angry about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We were getting yelled at by our heroes because we
Speaker 2: were trying to listen to their music without paying them.
Speaker 3: They got some of them did the once I was
Speaker 3: downloaded for the most parked.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I think, if I'm being honest, I think
Speaker 2: we hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy
Speaker 2: could have is a few more legitimate record sales.
Speaker 3: I don't know did ching get ringtones though.
Speaker 2: I think Chinky might have gotten ring tones.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have sucked with you if you had a
Speaker 4: Chingy ring tone, but I understand having.
Speaker 2: A I think there was a certain group of women
Speaker 2: out there that had Chingy ring tones.
Speaker 3: The one with Jason Weaver on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one call Away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.
Speaker 2: On, come on. That's before we knew she still supported Cosby.
Speaker 4: That We had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.
Speaker 4: We were so innocent, fuck man. All we knew was
Speaker 4: that Rudy had him.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 2: We gotta bring Hinky back. Was better when Chingy was here,
Speaker 2: and when Rudy was decent.
Speaker 3: Rudy's here.
Speaker 2: She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring
Speaker 2: Chinky back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw YouTube on him recently, you know yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they got those those be et like where were they?
Speaker 3: It's like him. I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, Damn.
Speaker 2: Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make it out
Speaker 2: of whatever they built.
Speaker 3: Have you been there. It's a tough place.
Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town. I'll say that it ain't
Speaker 2: any easy town. I'm not gonna shot on you saying, Louis,
Speaker 2: but you know what you got.
Speaker 3: You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.
Speaker 2: You always know some very specific fact about a place that, yeah,
Speaker 2: that I don't know that I would have known.
Speaker 4: I travel a lot after After the fourth time, you're like,
Speaker 4: what else is here?
Speaker 2: Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here.
Speaker 3: Let's go Chinese?
Speaker 4: Yeah No, Sam Louis has got good Chinese food, and
Speaker 4: they got that city museum. If you've ever been there,
Speaker 4: a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't keep big up in
Speaker 2: Saint Louis for their Chinese and fried ravioli we want
Speaker 2: to read what Marcelline sent over. They typed can you
Speaker 2: write me a transcript for a segment of a fake
Speaker 2: episode of the podcast My Mama Told Me with Langston
Speaker 2: Kerman and David Bori, and then chat GBT quoted left
Speaker 2: Handed Secret Society. Left Handed Secret Society apparently is the
Speaker 2: subject of this conversation. David, do you have this email
Speaker 2: pulled up? Okay, great, we'll take turns reading our lines
Speaker 2: back and forth.
Speaker 3: I already don't like it. I already don't like it.
Speaker 2: My robots says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode
Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me. I'm your host, Langston Kerman,
Speaker 2: and as always, I'm here with my co host, the
Speaker 2: hilarious David Bori. What's good, David.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm feeling blessed highly.
Speaker 2: They know you, you'd be loving the Lord and that's
Speaker 2: that's just one of your main qualities is how much
Speaker 2: you love Jesus.
Speaker 4: You know how it is just out here trying to
Speaker 4: uncover all the wild conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: My mama told us, how you doing my man job?
Speaker 2: Took it? Let me some five on the black hand side,
Speaker 2: as is traditional in our community, I go on to say, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm good man. Just you're ready to dive into some
Speaker 2: wild and questionable truths. But before we do, let's remember
Speaker 2: remind our listeners to rate, review, and subscribe to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.
Speaker 3: We hate you. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach
Speaker 2: even more people who need their mama's whiz. Though what
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess we're helping.
Speaker 4: Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,
Speaker 4: what conspiracy are we unraveling today?
Speaker 2: Well, David today, I like that we keep using these
Speaker 2: names so much. Very yeah, we we We're It's almost
Speaker 2: like we don't know each other, so we have to
Speaker 2: say it over and over again so that you feel
Speaker 2: seen in this conversation.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, well, David, Today we're diving into a fascinating topic,
Speaker 2: the secret society of left handed people. Now, this is
Speaker 2: one that I'm sure many of our listeners have heard about. Apparently,
Speaker 2: left handed people have their own hidden world, complete with
Speaker 2: secret handshakes, code words, and even their own language.
Speaker 4: Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up
Speaker 4: to something fishy, just for the record, I am left handed.
Speaker 3: It doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2: Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker. I had
Speaker 2: no idea sneaky that I had a snake in my midst?
Speaker 4: I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?
Speaker 4: But Legston, do you really believe this conspiracy?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh, look, David, I try to keep an open mind,
Speaker 2: but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed. Damn,
Speaker 2: Chat GPT doesn't fuck around. They do know. Uh And
Speaker 2: I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings, have you.
Speaker 2: I don't think well, Chat GPT, I'm not sure that
Speaker 2: there would be right handed secret meetings if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: We are substantially more dominant y way one Yeah, numbers wise.
Speaker 2: But anyway, well, why am I breaking this up.
Speaker 4: Because you're scared it's gonna take your job we have? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're justifying why it's not as good as we are.
Speaker 2: You know, we gotta stop, I'm down and call it
Speaker 2: an idiot every once in a while, just so just
Speaker 2: so we still feel powerful as men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really what's evident.
Speaker 4: Uh nah man never but you know what they say,
Speaker 4: the best place to ride something is right under your nose.
Speaker 4: Maybe the invitation is coded left handed person for something.
Speaker 2: Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.
Speaker 3: You know I do like that. Maybe you should start
Speaker 3: saying that one. I have a good one.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Good one, my man. But you know,
Speaker 2: we can't just dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of
Speaker 2: the evidence. There are rumors that left handed people have
Speaker 2: a higher intelligence quotient and are more creative than their
Speaker 2: right handed counterparts.
Speaker 4: Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter
Speaker 4: and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,
Speaker 4: I feel like we're getting played here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they
Speaker 2: might have gone crazy with this shit.
Speaker 3: We would have exploded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really
Speaker 2: cracked the seal. And now that we're admitting that you're
Speaker 2: left handed on on this audio clip, I assume if
Speaker 2: this got put back in, it would be a very
Speaker 2: different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck, yeah, you gave too
Speaker 2: much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.
Speaker 2: Now now you'll be a robot slave.
Speaker 3: Well but there, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see we'll see well, David, hold on
Speaker 2: a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need
Speaker 2: to approach this with an open mind. Our mom's always
Speaker 2: told us not to judge a book by its covered. Now,
Speaker 2: my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and
Speaker 2: that applies here too. We should appreciate the unique skills
Speaker 2: and talents of left handed people, even if they do
Speaker 2: have secret societies.
Speaker 4: A yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Langston. We shouldn't let
Speaker 4: our right handed biases cloud our judgment. If left handed
Speaker 4: people have their own secret society, who are we to judge?
Speaker 4: As long as they're not applotting to take over the world,
Speaker 4: I say, let them have their.
Speaker 2: Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on
Speaker 2: My mama told me that's not true.
Speaker 3: Diversity people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call
Speaker 2: you you and any group you represent a blank devil
Speaker 2: as soon as we see you too, I think. And
Speaker 2: who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener will
Speaker 2: reach out and enlighten us about their secret world. Until then,
Speaker 2: let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.
Speaker 4: That Now, let's get back to the dragon board. And
Speaker 4: see what other crazy theories our moms have.
Speaker 2: I like that this, this is like, this is specifically
Speaker 2: about their mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there
Speaker 4: was not one good joke in that whole thing.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.
Speaker 2: I think they suggested or believe that just by saying
Speaker 2: wild and crazy that that's like implying funny, but it is.
Speaker 3: It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind
Speaker 3: of funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like my man.
Speaker 3: I don't like what.
Speaker 4: I don't like that many y'alls and likestonce they gave
Speaker 4: me and and I don't know, I don't talk about
Speaker 4: God like that.
Speaker 2: No, you love God that far that part they got.
Speaker 3: You're Jesus man.
Speaker 2: If ever, I'm mad one you love God overall, I
Speaker 2: would say, I would say this is a ship uh
Speaker 2: or ship performance by jet Chap GPT.
Speaker 3: And not even man, not even men.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't, you can't take our jobs just yet.
Speaker 2: But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,
Speaker 2: because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by
Speaker 2: the second.
Speaker 4: That's because I don't even I don't know how they
Speaker 4: had enough to even get to this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has
Speaker 2: been downloaded that they kind of know our games. At
Speaker 2: the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory is, one of us is going to be like,
Speaker 2: I'll listen, I'll yeah.
Speaker 3: That's what I don't because we're not even listen. We
Speaker 3: love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that
Speaker 2: comes up on this show. But boy, will we play
Speaker 2: along inside of a fun, silly game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT
Speaker 2: understands the game and I don't. I don't care for
Speaker 2: that one bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2: Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you
Speaker 2: feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,
Speaker 2: but but it worked. You terrified us, You jerk.
Speaker 4: You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: makes you feel that makes you feel strong.
Speaker 2: You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear
Speaker 2: in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,
Speaker 2: strong person.
Speaker 3: You feel like a man.
Speaker 2: Now, boy, could you tell the people where they can
Speaker 2: find you and what cool shit you have going on.
Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Well, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and has
Speaker 2: always follow us on Instagram for like, subscribe the to
Speaker 2: the YouTube and if you want to send us your
Speaker 2: own drops, if you want to send us your own
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how we
Speaker 2: can take down AI for good, please send all of
Speaker 2: that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would
Speaker 2: love to hear from you. That's about it, By bitch.
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