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Speaker 2: Episod cuckoo could chew.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Bring it in, ladies and gentlemen, we have another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Theories, and we finally worked to prove the theories that

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Speaker 3: You know what that is? That means were listening to

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Speaker 2: Ass, bitch ass motherfucker coming at us with your emails

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Speaker 4: Like I didn't have shit to do today, Like I

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Speaker 4: could just sit around all day packing clothes and watch

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Speaker 4: it banging in Little Rock.

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Speaker 2: Right, You don't think we're busy. You're writing us with

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Speaker 2: your non sail other Langston David.

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Speaker 3: You actually guys are missing for.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you accord research, You goddamn dork.

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Speaker 3: G a shit about your research.

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Speaker 2: We we don't, we don't read many.

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Speaker 3: Pay attention, dummy. This is a scam.

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Speaker 2: This is all the rooms. We're raking in millions of

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Speaker 3: And I'm going to a foreign country tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: David is going to Brazil and he's going to the

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Speaker 2: dark side of Brazil. He's going there to do to

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Speaker 2: do rich, raunchy things that aren't allowed in America. I'm

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Speaker 3: What you go there for, a murder tourism.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, David has a big murder to get to.

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Speaker 2: And we have an email from a listener, a person

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Speaker 2: this right, Marcelline Marsolene Uh sent us an email and

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Speaker 2: and Marcelene said, hey, guys, in the last episode, y'all

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Speaker 2: it could. The results are as follows. Apparently Marcelene threw

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Speaker 3: You're scary because we're striking about this right now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, it is currently on the on the docket of

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Speaker 4: Before we get into it. Cray, I want to take

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Speaker 4: your opinion. Do you what if this ship goes like.

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Speaker 2: Like that, like the chat GPT went crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like what if it's like better than us?

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Speaker 2: That's that's honestly what scares me the most about the

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Speaker 2: are like, hey, yeah, I can't do what I do

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Speaker 2: I'm not convinced. I think AI could do a lot

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Speaker 2: it's a rap for me.

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Speaker 2: AI is not going to struggle to find the words

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Speaker 4: You know, No, no, it's got all the words. It's

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Speaker 3: The Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: I think I've mentioned this before, but my dad truly

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Speaker 3: Were you charging? Running? Were running? I was?

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Speaker 2: I was running a little business selling, selling CDs for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, burning CDs for popularity. And I'm also like a

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Speaker 4: I got duped so many times, Like, man, can you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really running running heavy scams on Napster

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lime Wire really made it it chill, and then

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Speaker 4: She's not worth it, No, just get the one minute

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Speaker 2: Man, it was like, oh, okay, this there's actual repercussions

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Speaker 4: That was the people being mad about it, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: We were getting yelled at by our heroes because we

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Speaker 3: They got some of them did the once I was

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Speaker 2: we hurt Chingy pretty bad. I think I think Chingy

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Speaker 2: A I think there was a certain group of women

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Speaker 3: The one with Jason Weaver on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one call Away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, and Rudy Huxtable in the video come.

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Speaker 4: That We had no idea. We didn't know about Cosby.

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Speaker 2: We gotta bring Hinky back. Was better when Chingy was here,

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Speaker 2: She just ain't decent no more. But we gotta bring

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Speaker 3: It's like him. I think Jake k Wan's got one. Fuck. Yeah, Damn.

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Speaker 2: Saint Louis really, uh really struggled to make it out

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Speaker 3: Have you been there. It's a tough place.

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Speaker 2: It ain't any easy town. I'll say that it ain't

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Speaker 3: You know you got a fire Chinese food. I'll say that.

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Speaker 2: You always know some very specific fact about a place that, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Right, You're like, I gotta try something odd here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah No, Sam Louis has got good Chinese food, and

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Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't keep big up in

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Speaker 2: to read what Marcelline sent over. They typed can you

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Speaker 2: subject of this conversation. David, do you have this email

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Speaker 2: My robots says, Welcome back, y'all to another hilarious episode

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Speaker 2: and as always, I'm here with my co host, the

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm feeling blessed highly.

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Speaker 2: They know you, you'd be loving the Lord and that's

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Speaker 2: that's just one of your main qualities is how much

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Speaker 4: You know how it is just out here trying to

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Speaker 3: My mama told us, how you doing my man job?

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Speaker 2: Took it? Let me some five on the black hand side,

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Speaker 2: as is traditional in our community, I go on to say, oh,

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Speaker 2: I like that chat GPT knows we're desperate.

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Speaker 3: We hate you. I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: We love hearing from you, and it helps us reach

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Speaker 2: even more people who need their mama's whiz. Though what

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Speaker 4: Absolutely are. We appreciate all the love and support. Now, Laxton,

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Speaker 4: what conspiracy are we unraveling today?

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Speaker 2: Well, David today, I like that we keep using these

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, David, Today we're diving into a fascinating topic,

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Speaker 2: the secret society of left handed people. Now, this is

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Speaker 2: one that I'm sure many of our listeners have heard about. Apparently,

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Speaker 2: left handed people have their own hidden world, complete with

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Speaker 2: secret handshakes, code words, and even their own language.

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Speaker 4: Man, I've always suspected that left handed people were up

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Speaker 4: to something fishy, just for the record, I am left handed.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't know anything.

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Speaker 2: Are you really left handed? You sneaky motherfucker. I had

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Speaker 4: I mean, why do they get to have all the fun?

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Speaker 4: But Legston, do you really believe this conspiracy?

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Speaker 2: Oh, look, David, I try to keep an open mind,

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Speaker 2: but I'm skeptical about this one. I mean, I'm right handed. Damn,

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Speaker 2: Chat GPT doesn't fuck around. They do know. Uh And

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Speaker 2: I've never received an invitation to their secret meetings, have you.

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Speaker 2: I don't think well, Chat GPT, I'm not sure that

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Speaker 2: there would be right handed secret meetings if I'm not mistaken.

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Speaker 2: We are substantially more dominant y way one Yeah, numbers wise.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, well, why am I breaking this up.

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Speaker 4: Because you're scared it's gonna take your job we have? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You know, we gotta stop, I'm down and call it

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really what's evident.

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Speaker 4: Uh nah man never but you know what they say,

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Speaker 4: the best place to ride something is right under your nose.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the invitation is coded left handed person for something.

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Speaker 2: Ah, whoa, that's a good one, David.

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Speaker 3: You know I do like that. Maybe you should start

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Speaker 3: saying that one. I have a good one.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one. Good one, my man. But you know,

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Speaker 2: we can't just dismiss this conspiracy without exploring some of

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Speaker 2: the evidence. There are rumors that left handed people have

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Speaker 4: Oh so now they're just not mysterious, they're also smarter

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Speaker 4: and more creative. That's just adding insult to injury, Langston,

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Speaker 4: I feel like we're getting played here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if they knew that you were left handed, they

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Speaker 3: We would have exploded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they would have really uh, they would have really

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Speaker 2: different vibe. Oh no, yeah, fuck, yeah, you gave too

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Speaker 2: much information away. Now you're now you're a robot whore.

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Speaker 2: Now now you'll be a robot slave.

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Speaker 3: Well but there, but it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: We'll see, we'll see we'll see well, David, hold on

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Speaker 2: a minute, let's not just jump to conclusions. We need

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Speaker 2: my mom never said that once, but yes, uh, and

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Speaker 4: A yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, Langston. We shouldn't let

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Speaker 4: people have their own secret society, who are we to judge?

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Speaker 4: As long as they're not applotting to take over the world,

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Speaker 4: I say, let them have their.

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Speaker 2: Fun, exactly, David. We're all about celebrating diversity here on

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Speaker 2: My mama told me that's not true.

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Speaker 3: Diversity people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're very anti diversity over here, and we'll call

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Speaker 2: you you and any group you represent a blank devil

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Speaker 2: as soon as we see you too, I think. And

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Speaker 2: who knows, maybe one day a left handed listener will

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Speaker 2: reach out and enlighten us about their secret world. Until then,

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Speaker 2: let's keep exploring these wild and wonderful conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: That Now, let's get back to the dragon board. And

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Speaker 4: see what other crazy theories our moms have.

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Speaker 2: I like that this, this is like, this is specifically

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even understand what we do. And there

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't want us to be funny at all.

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Speaker 2: I think they suggested or believe that just by saying

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Speaker 3: It's not at all. Or my man thing was kind

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like my man.

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Speaker 3: I don't like what.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that many y'alls and likestonce they gave

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Speaker 4: me and and I don't know, I don't talk about

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Speaker 4: God like that.

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Speaker 2: No, you love God that far that part they got.

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Speaker 3: You're Jesus man.

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Speaker 2: If ever, I'm mad one you love God overall, I

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Speaker 2: would say, I would say this is a ship uh

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Speaker 2: or ship performance by jet Chap GPT.

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Speaker 3: And not even man, not even men.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can't, you can't take our jobs just yet.

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Speaker 2: But but I pray to God you don't keep learning,

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Speaker 2: because I do recognize that you are getting smarter by

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Speaker 4: That's because I don't even I don't know how they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary. It's scary that this much information has

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Speaker 2: been downloaded that they kind of know our games. At

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Speaker 2: the very least, they're like, you know, whatever the conspiracy

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Speaker 2: theory is, one of us is going to be like,

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Speaker 2: I'll listen, I'll yeah.

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Speaker 3: That's what I don't because we're not even listen. We

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Speaker 3: love y'all. We're not Joe Rogan out here, like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we don't believe most of the stuff that

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Speaker 2: comes up on this show. But boy, will we play

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Speaker 2: along inside of a fun, silly game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And and it's starting to feel like Chad GBT

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Speaker 2: understands the game and I don't. I don't care for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like this at all.

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Speaker 2: Well, Marceline, I hope that this, uh, this makes you

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Speaker 2: feel better. Scaring us. I don't know what your goal was,

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Speaker 2: but but it worked. You terrified us, You jerk.

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Speaker 4: You glad we had to dance for it. Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: makes you feel that makes you feel strong.

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Speaker 2: You get to watch the YouTube and see the fear

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Speaker 2: in our eyes and make you feel like a big, big,

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Speaker 3: You feel like a man.

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Speaker 2: Now, boy, could you tell the people where they can

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Speaker 2: find you and what cool shit you have going on.

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Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes at eighty seven on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Well, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and has

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Speaker 2: that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would

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Speaker 2: love to hear from you. That's about it, By bitch.

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