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Speaker 1: Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Lady, Lady, lady. He's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: So you know, as usual, I'm the first one here.

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Speaker 3: I get here this morning. You know, I started turning.

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Speaker 3: You know, I turned the lights on, but of course

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Speaker 3: we have light sensors, so I don't have to like

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Speaker 3: turn a switch on. It just walk down the hallway

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Speaker 3: and the lights come on. And therefore I feel like

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Speaker 3: part of my job has been done. I turned the

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Speaker 3: lights on, right, I come in here to the control room,

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Speaker 3: make sure it's not a mess. If there's food left

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Speaker 3: out from yesterday, I'll throw it away. You know, that's

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Speaker 3: my morning ritual. Go back to my office to get

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Speaker 3: work done, and then in walks Diamond, I'm not talking

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Speaker 3: to you today. I'm mad and mean what I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh crap, what did I What did I do?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Because you know me always doing something, always in trouble,

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Speaker 3: she said, I'm not talking to you.

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Speaker 2: Why, Well, I had, adam.

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Speaker 3: I had a bad dream last night. Okay, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 3: here we go. So what was the dream you had

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Speaker 3: last night and that made you mad? You're still mad

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Speaker 3: at me now?

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Speaker 1: Yes, very so. I dreamt that you went missing and

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Speaker 1: we were all freaked out, like, oh my god, where

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Speaker 1: is these Some of us were crying hysterically, like we

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Speaker 1: really thought something bad happened to you, to the point

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Speaker 1: where we filed a police report.

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Speaker 2: The news runs wild.

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Speaker 1: There's a camera crew outside downstairs and they're like famous

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Speaker 1: radio hosts, oh the story and has gone missing, and

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Speaker 1: you just walk into the camera like stick your foot

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Speaker 1: out into the camera.

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Speaker 2: You go.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 2: I just needed a break from you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm back. Why was so mad because it was something

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Speaker 1: that I feel like you would actually do.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I was pissed off that story hit the news where

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Speaker 4: somebody actually did that.

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Speaker 3: That chef of Neorons, he went away and they already

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Speaker 3: they found him in the morgue.

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Speaker 2: He was dead. Another story today, I can't find it.

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Speaker 4: I could see you doing that.

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Speaker 2: I need break.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and just being very dramatic about it instead of

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Speaker 4: just taking a break makes him think I'm dead.

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Speaker 2: I need to We're hearing that they think you're dead.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. You wear me out.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't have this story, So okay, pardon

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Speaker 3: if I mess up the details. But in Belgium, there

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Speaker 3: was a man who decided his family and friends really

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Speaker 3: just were kind of blowing him off too much, so

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Speaker 3: he in cohoots with his immediate family. They devised a

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Speaker 3: way to get some revenge. He faked his death, and

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Speaker 3: his daughter even I think, put an announcement out saying, Daddy,

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Speaker 3: I can't say how much I miss you, because I

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Speaker 3: just I do. And so people did come out to

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Speaker 3: come to his funeral. It was an outdoor funeral. They're

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Speaker 3: out in a field and then rather than a hearse

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Speaker 3: or whatever pulling up and pulling a coffin out, a

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Speaker 3: helicopter comes roll and through lands and he gets out

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Speaker 3: of the helicopter and people are like, what the hell.

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Speaker 3: Some people were running to him to hug him. Other

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Speaker 3: people were like running to their cars to get the

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Speaker 3: hell out. But he said he wanted to see who

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Speaker 3: would show up. He wanted to see if these people

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Speaker 3: who had sort of kind of blew him off would actually.

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Speaker 2: Care and show up. Are you seeing the story?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What are you seeing that I'm not saying I think

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Speaker 2: I'm ruining.

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Speaker 4: No, You're not ruining at all. He said he did

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Speaker 4: this because he wanted to teach his family a lesson.

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Speaker 4: He said, what I see in my family often hurts me.

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Speaker 4: I never get invited to anything. Nobody sees me. We

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Speaker 4: all grew apart. I felt unappreciated. That's why I wanted

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Speaker 4: to give them a life lesson and show them you

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Speaker 4: shouldn't wait until somebody is dead to meet up with them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they're never going to invite him out.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: My grandfather always said, bury him upside down, so the

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Speaker 3: people who couldn't come visit or didn't come visit can

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Speaker 3: kiss his ass when he's dead.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, no, I get it.

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Speaker 3: Mine's sort like that. Yeah, it's like, bury me upside

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Speaker 3: down so my friends can stop buy for a cold one. Hey, anyway,

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Speaker 3: so are you still are you still mad at me?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's let that go, sister.

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Speaker 4: Now he's holding grudges against people who didn't come into

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Speaker 4: his fake funeral.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: You know what, if you're gonna fake your death, I

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Speaker 3: mean this has been a fantasy of many people. Fake

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Speaker 3: your death and see who shows up your funeral us

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Speaker 3: like a fly on the wall in the bag.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that. Maybe a bad idea he should.

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Speaker 3: Have called, like, you know, Netflix, or something, and guy

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Speaker 3: and them to like record the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Maybe what out of TV?

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Speaker 3: Ah, maybe it is. This could be this could be

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Speaker 3: the next jury duty.

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Speaker 2: Wait, he's a TikToker, heed.

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Speaker 3: Well, this could be another jury duty. We're in resident.

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Speaker 3: It's a fake trial, it's a fake funeral.

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Speaker 2: Fake your death, I know. But let me tell you this.

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Speaker 3: If you feel like in life that you have people

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Speaker 3: who are blowing you off, who are totally just ignoring you,

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Speaker 3: you don't have to fake your death to see who

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Speaker 3: your friends are. You know who your friends.

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Speaker 4: Are, right, That's all the sign you need right there.

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Speaker 4: They're blowing you off. Okay, you're not a priority.

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Speaker 3: That's fine, right, put yourself back in your priority seat

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Speaker 3: and just be you and don't worry about them toodles else, Froggy,

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Speaker 3: if I die, would you fly in?

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Speaker 2: Oh, without a doubt, I came to your damn birthday?

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Speaker 2: Of course I would. There's that, thanks, Froggy, sounding enthusiastic

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Speaker 2: about it. No, of course I would, Danielle, I would.

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Speaker 2: I would fly in for anything for you