Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, Scary has informed me that today's phone tap
Speaker 2: needs a little concentration and setup.
Speaker 3: Well, Lydia wanted to phone tap her mom, Mildred. After
Speaker 3: Mildred has been trying to return his shirt to an
Speaker 3: online company. Now they failed to include that that little
Speaker 3: return shipping label in order, you know, in her order.
Speaker 3: So there's been a series of breakdown and communications. It's
Speaker 3: been awful. She's been expecting a callback. So Ronnie in
Speaker 3: the back and I pretend to be the company. And
Speaker 3: by the way, the older daughter, Denise is sitting in
Speaker 3: the background and she also gets phone tapped.
Speaker 4: So it's a tag team phone tap on mom and daughter.
Speaker 4: All right, So a lot going on.
Speaker 2: Hope you kept up with that. If you didn't, maybe
Speaker 2: you'll figure it out. But listen closely. Here we go.
Speaker 2: The tag team phone tap was scary and bald frequent
Speaker 2: in the back.
Speaker 4: He Hi, I'm looking for Mildred. Displease.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 4: My name is Patrick Fitzgerald from Schoolhazan dot com. And
Speaker 4: I'm following up regarding a yes, yes.
Speaker 6: I call you guys too much. Nobody never called me back,
Speaker 6: and it's for me to return my brown shot and
Speaker 6: I want to change it, and nobody give me a
Speaker 6: good customer service.
Speaker 4: We have to send you the shipping label and a box.
Speaker 6: Yes, I want a shipping label. I wanted too large, So.
Speaker 4: We need to get your name and address on one second?
Speaker 1: Well, so dot com Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. How may I
Speaker 1: help you?
Speaker 4: Ma'am?
Speaker 6: How may I ask you? I just talked to you.
Speaker 6: I tell you on my problem. You tell me how mad?
Speaker 6: I ask you? Why do you listen?
Speaker 4: Ma'am?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you were just transferred to my department.
Speaker 6: Listen? What do you live in?
Speaker 1: Ma'am? It says here that you would like to purchase
Speaker 1: an item? Is that correct?
Speaker 4: Church's Court?
Speaker 6: She's what would you think that?
Speaker 4: This is? Patrick Fitzgerald? Did you get the problem taken
Speaker 4: care of first?
Speaker 6: What's he going on over this? When did I say that?
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything about purchasing, ma'am. I just tried
Speaker 3: to get you to the proper department so we can
Speaker 3: have a label and a box process for you.
Speaker 6: Here you pally clear speaking? You tell me I have
Speaker 6: to put my brown set in it and shook it
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 1: Do you have an item number for the item you're
Speaker 1: looking to purchase.
Speaker 6: Ma'am, I please.
Speaker 4: Hold he he This is Patrick Fitzgerald.
Speaker 1: Please hold hold Gerald Fitzpatrick speaking. I have your order ready, ma'am.
Speaker 1: This misus Gerald Fitzpatrick. Can I have your Trinity Card information?
Speaker 6: Of course, do not understand what I just said to you.
Speaker 6: You're great, straight up.
Speaker 4: I just got on the phone here. Uh, you just
Speaker 4: got on the phone, So we're all set.
Speaker 6: No, we're not all set. You need to drip a
Speaker 6: few w T forty drops in your hearing it and
Speaker 6: turn it up because you're not hearing what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: He we were not want to buy anything.
Speaker 4: We said you were.
Speaker 3: I never said you wanted to buy something. I'm here
Speaker 3: to assist you with the return of your shirt purchase department.
Speaker 4: Who is the return department?
Speaker 1: Would you like to purchase the sweater right now?
Speaker 6: Oh? My god, Jerald after whoever your name is. If
Speaker 6: you can't understand what the you need another job.
Speaker 1: Feel free to visit as.
Speaker 6: You on this porn there's two people on the phone
Speaker 6: talking at the same time. They're doing this well.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. I hear you from I
Speaker 5: can't hear you. Man can you You're too loud for me.
Speaker 5: Let's solve your problem. Here, to solve your problem.
Speaker 6: Okay, you you don't listen, We're happy to ship that
Speaker 6: item right out to you.
Speaker 4: We just need your credit card. Sorry, that item is
Speaker 4: back ordered.
Speaker 6: Right now, phone, where's your manager at?
Speaker 1: My manager is Elvis Durant, and my manager is Elvis Durant.
Speaker 6: Put him on this one now, Mildred.
Speaker 3: My name is Scary Jones, and I'm here with Ronnie
Speaker 3: the Bald Freak, and together we are chaitle Fitz Traffic.
Speaker 4: And you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 6: Then there is I've been phoned. What I've been phone tapped?
Speaker 4: Your younger daughter, Lydia's playing a joke on both of you.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, you're serious. You play a game, Because Lyvia,
Speaker 6: I'll tell you play a game on the phone. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna kill her. Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I met Elvis Durant's phone tap.