WEBVTT - Speak Through Your Sweatshirt 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:09.000 Somebody's bots for some boys plays to play. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:16.599 These two boys will save pennies two boss short sus 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:22.759 because they are in a Cereal boat reviewing Cereal is 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:27.760 the Go Go and Andrew dathing in a Cereal boat. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.480 Think it's some new one boat. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.199 It's the serial serial. It's the serial serial. It's the 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:49.800 serial series, Serial Kill Show, Salker Show, the Cereal Dealer Show. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:56.840 This is the Cereal Dealer Show, the Cereal Killer Show. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:57.840 It's the matter Andrew. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.480 You parted before the show started, and now I have 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.640 to speak through my sweatshirt. Happy New Year, buddy, thank you. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.480 Those are the worst sound effects ever. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:14.760 What did you eat before the New Year? What died 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.200 in your stomach and has been waiting to come out? 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.280 I had so much food New Year's Eve and it's 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.360 just still there. Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.480 seventy one, the first of twenty twenty. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.400 We're really still riding that high from the spoonies. Yes, 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.320 I know, by the way telecast. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.319 Ever, today's January third? 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:33.839 Cool? 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:34.880 Right today? The third? 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:35.240 Yeah? 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:39.120 One, two three? And this is the final day I 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.240 keep I can't. This is the final day that I 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.119 allow people to say Happy New Year. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.040 Because I need to pause the episode because it really reeks, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:48.800 like I can't even breathe without this. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.640 After today, I do not allow happy New Year from anybody. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:55.760 That's cool, be that jerk your birthday. We're happy New 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:59.640 Year to you, and you go it. That's right. What's 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:02.960 what's it called February first? I mean, when do you stop? 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.480 I don't care if I didn't see you for a month. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:13.040 All right, yere, let's just get right to it, shall we. Yes, 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.600 welcome to serial killers. Welcome, Welcome to a new year. Yeah, 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.360 and uh, that's it. Let's just get rolling. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.320 Let's get rolling. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:21.639 How was did you have a party? Did you eat 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.240 lots of cereal? DoD you have bowls of cereal out? 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:24.880 I asked you this a great time. Yeah? 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.799 I left a bowl of milk in the windows, so 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:29.280 that doesn't go rotten. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.280 Why why is there some sort of cereal fairy that 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:35.919 comes in New Year's even No, you know, you do 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:36.639 the quarter. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.000 Face up or face down in the window sill, and 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:40.600 that's supposed to bring you money in the New Year. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.160 So I don't know what a cereal bowl does, but 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:42.959 we'll try it. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:44.959 But you're not supposed to put milk in it. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.280 Oh oops, too bad. Can't wait for the summer. That's 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:48.040 gonna smell great. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.400 All right, listen, let's get rolling here. Yeah. Would you 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.640 like to do classic or classic or new? First? 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:57.560 I'll do new. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.519 You want to go new? Yeah, I am going down 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:00.519 to the sack. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:00.959 Yeah. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.280 Well, this cereal is from twenty seventeen, but we said 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:05.959 it can still be called new because we give it 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.560 a couple of years because a lot of people still 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:08.639 don't even know that it exists. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.040 Well, as you explained during the Spoonies, you are the 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.840 board of directors. Pretty much everything has to be approved 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:16.440 by you, so you may be these rules, we got 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:17.720 to live by them, that's correct. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.239 So oh hey, happy New Year? Scary, happy New Year? 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.840 Are you smelling right now? What the studio smells like? 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.600 Smells like something gott he forwarded? 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.280 So bad? Oh really? What what are you pointing to this? 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:33.840 What's this alf olf? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.720 What is alf That's is the old school? Yeh, nineteen 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:40.520 eighty sitcom stood for Alien life form. That's right, that's 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.520 from our last episode. Andrew didn't know what it was. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.920 I knew what ALF was, I just didn't know about the. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.360 Andrew childhood memories. This song, did you know that I 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:53.680 was in the ALF fan club. You are, that's where 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:54.560 the pad came from. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.400 What TV shows? Were you a fan of Scary Different Strokes? 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:00.800 Yes, Facts of Life. I don't have any of these 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.560 theme songs ready, like give me a Break, Give me 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.760 a Break, Gosh, Shaw deserve it. I finally matter to 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.360 the top. We got it, Mel Carter Man. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.240 No, Carter, you keep saying names. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:15.440 I don't know that Growing Pains, Family Ties, Cheers. I 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.000 had such a crush on Samantha from Give Me a Break. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.839 I loved her Night Court. But then in the nineties 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.440 I was you know, Seinfeld and Friends. Guy. You know 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.280 I watched it all throughout the year. You know, we're 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:26.919 gonna have to have Scary come back for an episode 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.760 of TV theme songs from the eighties, because I bet 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:29.359 he knows them all. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.800 I wouldn't be surprised. Webster you never heard of web 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:33.760 Webster was the smart Relax ma'am. 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:38.719 No, he wasn't. You're laughing, but you have no idea 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.839 why Steve Erkele, Yes, he came after Webster, but they 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:45.040 were like, yeah, that was nineties, late eighties, early nineties. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:46.320 Erkele was in Webster. 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.480 No, he was the new Webster. 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:49.279 He was the new Webster. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.560 After Webster left, they were like, we need another shitcom 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.800 just like the other one, So they made another one. Yeah, 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.800 Emmanuel Lewis, where are they now? I have no idea 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.080 he was Emmanuel Lewis. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.559 Didn't he win Dancing with the Stars. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:00.760 Emmanuel Lewis, I don't know. That's Webster. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.880 Yeah, he definitely was on Dancing with the Star. He 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:04.720 was not my phone. 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.320 Look, Emmanuel Lewis is not dancing on TV. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:12.200 Emmanuel Lewis. Go ahead, guys, hold on, I'm right. I 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:12.840 know I'm right. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:13.360 No you're not. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.200 I have to be right. God, please let me be right. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.440 Oh yeah, no, no, no, he wasn't he was in 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.320 the Surreal Life. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:22.320 Yes, he was with Eric Strata from Chips. Oh my god. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.560 Wow, we've come full circle. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.400 All right, So anyway, where were we? So the new 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.719 circle of twenty seventeen is General Mills Cheerios variety. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:30.599 You will hate it, but. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:31.360 I don't care. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.360 You never care about my feelings. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:34.840 Very berry cheerios. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:35.840 Okay, we'll do it. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.560 Yeah, there's no like dried fruit in here, so you 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:39.279 should be Okay. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.120 I feel gross because I touched the part of the 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:45.080 mic that has like the grate on it and speak 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:46.880 in too, and I feel like I definitely have diseases. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.040 So please can you read that? 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:49.640 So berry good? 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.440 Yes, the mascot must be strawberries, raspberries and blueberries. That's 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.800 their mascot because it's on the front of the Cheerios box. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:57.640 I love the fruit mascots. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.960 Yeah, okay, so shake it up, Scotty shake doesn't really 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.640 need one actually, because they're all the same pieces. They're 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.080 all the same o's. Did you know, by the way, 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.320 for twenty twenty, regular cheerios and honey nut cheerios now 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.920 have heart shapes in them. It's the first time they 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:12.440 ever diverted from just the o's. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.440 Yeah. I can't wait for the little thing that produces 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.400 the little shapes though, screws up and then you just 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:18.760 get a malformed heart. Yeah. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.560 Well, it's because cheerios claim to be heart healthy and 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.920 they can lower cholesterol. Asterisk All right, here we go. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:26.840 I liked the asterisk. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.960 Well, there is one three grams of soluble fiber daily 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.440 from whole grain oat foods like very berry, cheerio cereal. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.400 In a diet low and saturated fat and cholesterol may 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.400 reduce the risk of heart disease. Very very Cheerio cereal 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.400 provides point seventy five grams per serving, So basically they're 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.200 just telling you don't eat crap. This doesn't do anything. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.120 Just don't eat you know, cookies and fried chicken. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:51.680 Yeah, okay, hmm fried chicken though with waffles, that's my favorite. 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:52.479 You missed that cereal? 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.320 Don't you know? That cereal was nasty? Oh that's they 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.760 just missed out on the spoonies. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.920 No, oh, they were pretty off. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:00.960 They were awful. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.440 The thing is that we didn't give them no bowls 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.760 so they couldn't get into the spoonies. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.920 Yeah, they were so bad, but like forgettable bad. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.640 Here go Farmland whole milk, still left over from twenty nineteen. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:11.400 So let's see it. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:11.920 Here we go. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:13.080 One's you think all right? 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.400 I like it? It's weak, weak, not enough berry flavor. No, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.400 it tastes like a cheerio, whole grain oats, sugar, corn syrup, 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:25.320 oat bran, cornstarch, salt, blueberry powder, canola oil. I don't 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.200 know what this is. Tripotassium phosphate, strawberry powder, cranberry powder, 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:33.600 raspberry powder, vegetable and fruit juice color, natural flavor vitamin E. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.920 Yeah, I gotta tell you, this tastes like a cheerio. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.160 You know, if there were some like dried strawberries in there, 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:39.280 I would like that. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.640 I'm gonna give this three bowls. It's good but forgettable. Yeah, 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.640 I wouldn't search for this in the cereal aisle. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.240 There were strawberry cheerios as well a couple of years ago. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.200 Ooh, those, I feel like then I know what the 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.000 taste is. This just feels like maybe there's a touch 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:52.360 of fruit. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.400 That was a limited edition along with the peach, which 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:54.960 we never got to. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.880 Try, and god, I would hate the peach. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:58.080 Not bad. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:07:59.920 Yeah, I am a fan. It's just not that good. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.040 Three bowls and a spoon for me. Okay, now let's 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.440 go classic. Okay, it's a post cereal. Okay. I've been 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:10.000 around since the very late eighties, I believe early nineties. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.640 There are lots of varieties the cereal. They come and go. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.360 I'll give you a clue. We had the caramel apple variety, 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:19.400 we had a vanilla variety. We have special k No, 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:23.560 it's post my friend raisin brand post. No, what's the 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:28.520 matter with you, Hashi? No post post post c W 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:33.559 Post fought with mister Kellogg harum Yes, sanitarium. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:37.280 Post post screp nuts. 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.559 Honey bunches of oat. First of all, there's no vanilla 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.120 grape nuts or caramel apple grape nuts. You dope grape 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.679 honey bunches of oats. I even said it. 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:48.120 Oh okay, cool going down to the cereal sack a classic. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.439 It's not the original honey bunches of oats, but it's 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:51.840 crunchy honey roasted. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.079 Okay, okay, we'll come forward to this. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:57.920 This definitely needs a Scotti shake because there's flakes and 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.600 clusters and oats and all kind of stuff. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.400 Did you ever make the Scotty shakes jingle that I 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:03.080 wanted you to make. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:05.360 Let me tell you something. I ate a lot this holiday, 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.600 and Scotty just shook when he did the shakes. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:11.640 My goodness, well, Sotti is still shaking even though he's 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.880 standing in one place, is. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:19.319 Still going ah yeah, ooh, that smells nice. That's a 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:24.720 fast poor right there. By the way, I'm very proud 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.080 of you. Your phone has not rang or lit up 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.000 or buzzed or beefed or anything. New Year knew me, bro, 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:33.480 You're new Andrew. I love that. Look at that I've 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.280 had that in there since twenty nineteen, but it's still 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:38.199 not expired. Oh cool, Tuscan dairy pure. No, it's not 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.600 from Tuscany, Andrew, I wish just the brand. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.199 Tuscan milk sounds so exotic. Go there's yours, Thank you. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:48.360 Honey, bunches of oats, crunchy honey, roasted ready? 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.120 When's he think? 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:55.840 I coconut a lot? What are you doing? You're not sure? 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:01.319 Yeah, that's a lot? Tounpack, I tasse coke. I don't know. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:02.720 That's a lot of honey. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:03.319 Do you like it? 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.280 I think it's so not bad. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:06.160 I give it three balls. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.240 I think question mark. I like the cereal. I I 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:14.959 don't know. Let me try another spoonful. It's is it bad? No? 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.599 What is it? If it's not bad, then what is it? 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:18.520 What's the opposite of bad? 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.400 I give us three balls and a spoon Okay, I 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:21.760 like it. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.120 I like it. 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:27.640 I've come to the conclusion. Right. It's overly sweet at first, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.680 but then you get used to it because it numbs 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.360 your taste buds, and then it becomes good. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.439 I was waiting for you to say good at some point. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.240 Remember that better than Ezra from the nineties. Good sir, 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.760 you don't remember that song? No better than Ezra? 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.160 Is that the name of the song. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.600 No, the group is better than Ezra. The song is good. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.160 I think they had a song on the Garden State soundtrack. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.680 Me very possible because I was right about the same 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.800 time you liked gard State. No, I actually walked out 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.160 of Garden State. It was terrible. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.400 I love Garden State. That soundtrack was amazing. 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:06.959 Amy and I went to see Garden State at the 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.719 movie theaters and I think that we were with a 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.240 friend of ours and we looked at each other and 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.160 we're like, I don't get it, and we left like 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.160 like a I don't even remember. It was terrible. I 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.120 loved that it wasn't there seen in a junk yard 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:19.719 or something like that. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.439 Yes, no, they a'll scream and Natalie Portman's in it. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:23.040 It was great. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.080 Oh no, it was horrendous. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.880 That soundtrack actually won the Grammy for Best Compilation Album. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.680 It's that good. I'm telling you from now that album 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.600 is still amazing. 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:32.520 Wait, so you like nineties alternative. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.200 That soundtrack is compiled of like a bunch of different things. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.839 Bet and Nasa had a bunch of great songs that 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:43.360 was in the Blood Now you don't remember that one? 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.240 Then there was Desperately Wanting? Also, that was a good 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.040 That was a like a It wasn't a huge hit, 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:47.960 but it was on the radio. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:51.880 Pass the rude to. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.719 I'm sorry, I Love the Nineties. I should be on 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:56.000 that show called I Love the Nineties. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:12:00.199 This is the nineties alternative chat channel just goes through 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.120 his old songs and asks me if I know them, 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:05.760 and then berates me when I don't. All right, do 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.560 you remember four Fingers four Fingers? They have the song 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.800 love You Like This? Let me play it? 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.640 You mean finger eleven? No, there's no group called four Fingers. 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:14.320 You just made that up? 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.120 Yes, to sound like you. Do you remember this trend? 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.920 Do you remember cow jumping over moon? 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:21.679 Okay, let's get past that. I have a surprise for you. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.640 You actually would be good on one of those like 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.120 I Love the Blank shows. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.280 Absolutely, you could be fun. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.240 You would be funny. You'd probably be the over eager 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.079 one on it though, where it's like that guy loves 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:31.880 it a little too much. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.360 Let's move on. I have a surprise for you. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:39.599 Okay, serial Killers in turn National, So who does the 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.439 voiceover for that? 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.520 I don't know, probably stacks. You know, we need to 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.319 dive into some other country cereals. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:45.920 I agree. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.960 So I drove around a little bit with Cooper last week. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:49.720 Where'd you drive? 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:53.439 Mexico, Canada? Yeah, we went across the border, which border. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.760 She was my cereal sleuth, and we went to all 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.440 these crazy neighborhoods and got some weird cereals. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.880 Are you just gonna add cereal on top of things? 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.079 Yes? Yes, Ciral. So we drove in my Cereal car, 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.839 the Cereal Mobile, took a spin down ninety five and 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:14.319 we picked up this secret cereal. You ready, Okay? This 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.480 came from the H Mart. It's h Mart, It's it's 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:18.319 an Asian market. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.040 Oh cool? 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:20.800 Okay. So I called them and I said, hey, do 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.120 you have any Asian cereals? 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.120 And they're like, yeah, did you call on the Cereal phone? 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.800 It was the Cereal phone. I actually called the Opnar 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.240 bizarre first. That was the Indian store and I asked 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.280 them for cereally and he said, yeah, I'll tend and 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.040 I went it was just all frosted flakes and raisin 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.640 brow like, this is not what I'm talking about. I 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.600 want Indian cereal. And then Gandhi said and hes don't 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.120 really eat cereal. They don't. It's not a thing. So 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:46.839 there's no crazy Indian cereal all right. Anyway, So this 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.679 is from Calby. I don't know what that says, or 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.360 that says. It's fruit and granola cereal, Macha green tea variety. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.800 I love Macha, Yeah, I love, love, love Macha. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.640 So you might like this. Yes, I don't like that 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.000 it's in a bag. But apparently they do boxed cereal 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:01.520 in Japan. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.800 Oh wait was it Chinese or was it Japanese? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.600 I didn't say. I didn't say anything. I just had Asian. Okay. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.000 I went to the Korean market and all they had 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:11.040 was Japanese cereal. 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:11.600 Oh fun. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.760 So you know, I don't know what that says, but 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.679 it is a limited edition. I can read that. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.640 I'm going to Tokyo in February. I'll bring back cereals. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.160 Oh please? 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.360 Do I love this bag concept though? 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:23.880 I have to tell you, I don't know. But it 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:28.920 doesn't pour all. It doesn't pour smell it smells like tea. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.520 Oh I love that it smells like macha. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.880 You and I are gonna have very different opinions of 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.280 this one anyway. So on the side, Nature's goodness is 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:42.400 in here, by the way, a Zuki red beans, Okay, strawberries, raisins, oats, rye, 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:46.360 brown and white rice, wheat brand, corn, almonds, and coconut. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.760 Actually, on Amazon, the cereal comes up when you look 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:52.200 for international cereals. Oh yeah, see how it tastes. I 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.840 will say, I wish that the bag wasn't like I 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.880 like the bag concept, but they just it should be 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.960 like what the Maldi milk, Yeah, what they do and 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:03.080 just do a half split. 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:05.880 All right, Well, I definitely need to scotti shake because 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.920 there's so many things in here. It smells like a 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:08.760 frickin tea bag. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:09.440 I can't wait. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.160 Oh, I don't know whether port on the side or 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.160 front like this. Okay, this is gonna be horrendous. 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:15.760 I can't wait. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:20.280 I can, but I'm doing it for the listener. If 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.200 you want this, go down to your local h man. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.680 I'm pretty sure there's only one of them or Amazon. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.840 You gotta pour milk, dude, Oh yeah, sorry, I'm gonna 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:30.600 give you the whole. I'm gonna give you the whole milk. Okay, 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:31.760 there you go, thank you. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.160 You know what. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:33.680 The oat milk actually would probably be good in. 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.560 This yeah, I know. Wait, why do I get the 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.600 fat at milk and you get the one percent milk 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.720 you could use to gain a few Oh okay, I 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.240 wonder if it's going to turn the milk green? Ready? 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:44.960 Maybe if you heat the milk up and you put 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:45.840 warm milk in it, you'll. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.400 Get like some kind of a There is actually a 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:48.880 Japanese cereal that's meant for that. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.440 Really, yeah, I gotta suy that all right, root and granola, 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.640 a zuki, red bean, strawberry raising macha greens. Wait, we 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.120 got to make sure I get a red bean ready? 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:56.360 Oh? 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.960 Those are beans? Those beans a strawberries. I don't know, 0:15:59.040 --> 0:15:59.920 it's beans and cereal. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:00.200 One? 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:10.640 You thing? It tastes like I was laying in bed 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.000 and my daughter and Cooper came over and ripped open 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.600 a tea bag and poured it in my mouth. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.120 No, it tastes like rabbit food. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:20.720 You're right, Yes, that hearts mountain craft that you opened 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.200 up little pellets, uh huh, and the hay all mixed 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.960 together the grass. No, I don't like this. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.440 Sorry, I'm gonna go for another spoonful. We'll see. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.240 Maybe I'm with you. I'm gonna get some of the 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.440 red things. It's funny. The second spoon wasn't as harsh, 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:36.560 but I still don't really like it. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:38.360 It goes with the honey bunches of oats where it 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:39.760 neutralizes rice buds. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.600 I give it a ball, Yeah, so I can do a. 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:43.320 Bowl and a spoon. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.440 Sorry I don't Yeah, no, yeah, no, no, no, no no. 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:47.760 Should I get the incinerator? 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:48.200 Uh? 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:48.840 Nah? 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:52.040 It's bad. Yeah, but it's not Cereal school bad. 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:53.560 But it might be number one in Japan. 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:56.600 And you go there, let me know absolutely. I will 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.160 eat the Cereals there. I am going to send you 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:02.440 a picture from a Cereal market there. I'll FaceTime you. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.680 There's going to be a twelve hour difference. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.440 But I'll record it and we'll post it. 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:07.840