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Speaker 1: Justin Graver, who's sitting next to me. You said, you're

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Speaker 1: not You're you're not. You're feeling fine, not tired. Just landed, yep,

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Speaker 1: I've learned a few things since being here for a

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Speaker 1: Jam Jam, I know that song. I know that song.

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