Speaker 1: What's that at the bed? It's spooky. Hey, Juky, I'm
Speaker 1: really sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm ghosted. I gos Nandez. Please hey boo, it's me
Speaker 1: Roz and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast
Speaker 1: where I like to talk to people that I like
Speaker 1: about the paranormal. Oh, these people on the show today,
Speaker 1: I really like. They've been on many times by now
Speaker 1: you know him and love them. If you don't know
Speaker 1: them and what they're like when they're on this show,
Speaker 1: please please go back and listen, because always some of
Speaker 1: the funniest episodes ever. It's Mackenzie and Rachel. They are
Speaker 1: from a very successful podcast with a title that I
Speaker 1: am never comfortable saying. It's called Two Dykes and a Mic.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. Don't be mad at Me, That's
Speaker 1: what it's called. Before that, I want to read a
Speaker 1: story that was sent to my email by Michelle. Michelle writes,
Speaker 1: dear ros that's me. About fifteen years ago, I was
Speaker 1: hired as a live in residence director at a university.
Speaker 1: The building I would be overseeing was still under construction,
Speaker 1: so they temporarily housed me in an apartment in an
Speaker 1: empty dorm for the summer. At this point in my career,
Speaker 1: I had stayed in empty dorms for a few months
Speaker 1: multiple times, so the idea of being the only person
Speaker 1: living in a building that could hold over three hundred
Speaker 1: people didn't make me nervous. However, from the moment I
Speaker 1: moved into that apartment, I knew something wasn't quite right.
Speaker 1: For the first week I stayed in the apartment, I
Speaker 1: found myself falling asleep on the couch with the TV
Speaker 1: on instead of sleeping in the bedroom. Something inside me
Speaker 1: told me to stay out of there. During my second
Speaker 1: week in the apartment, I was in the shower when
Speaker 1: I heard what I thought was my blow dryer turn on.
Speaker 1: I turned off the water and threw open the shower
Speaker 1: curtain to find that indeed my blow dryer was running
Speaker 1: but not plugged in. I closed the shower curtain again.
Speaker 1: Unsure of what to do, I decided to run for it.
Speaker 1: I threw a towel around me, ran past the still
Speaker 1: on blow dryer, and bolted to the lobby. I stood there,
Speaker 1: wet and shivering in my towel for a few minutes
Speaker 1: until I got the courage to at least go back
Speaker 1: up to the apartment to put some clothes on. When
Speaker 1: I went back into the apartment, it was as if
Speaker 1: nothing happened. A few days later, I finally decided to
Speaker 1: start sleeping in the bedroom. It was fine for the
Speaker 1: first few nights, but on the fourth night of sleeping
Speaker 1: in the room, I woke up to a growling noise,
Speaker 1: a low growling noise. Unsure of what I just heard,
Speaker 1: I opened my eyes and I see a dark gray mass,
Speaker 1: almost like a cloud, swirling above me in bed. Like
Speaker 1: a scared five year old, I immediately pulled the covers
Speaker 1: over my head and started saying out loud, it's not real,
Speaker 1: it's not real. But I heard the growl again. I
Speaker 1: peeked over the covers to see the mass still there.
Speaker 1: I started praying this was a Christian university after all,
Speaker 1: but the mass just stayed there, continuing to make terrifying sounds.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how long this went on for the
Speaker 1: next morning, I was talking to some colleagues when one
Speaker 1: pulled me aside. He could tell something was wrong. I
Speaker 1: told him, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but I'm having
Speaker 1: these experiences, and I proceeded to tell him everything that
Speaker 1: had been going on since I moved in. Oh, he said,
Speaker 1: that's missus McDonald. What I asked, genuinely surprised that he
Speaker 1: knew exactly what I was talking about. Yeah, there's stuff
Speaker 1: that's been happening in that building for years. We've even
Speaker 1: done a saging and had it blessed a few times.
Speaker 1: This was coming from a very conservative Christian man who
Speaker 1: would not believe in such things as clearing energy, so
Speaker 1: I knew he was serious. After talking to a few
Speaker 1: other people who had a history with the building, I
Speaker 1: learned that Missus McDonald, the major donor for the building,
Speaker 1: did not like that her portrait had been disturbed, which
Speaker 1: hung in the lobby over the summer. The lobby had
Speaker 1: been painted, which required her portrait to be taken down
Speaker 1: and had not been rehung. The portrait was very large,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't put it up myself. But after that conversation,
Speaker 1: every time I came into the building, I greeted Missus McDonald,
Speaker 1: and every evening would pop into the lobby to tell
Speaker 1: her good night. The paranormal activity stopped. Over the years,
Speaker 1: I told a few friends this story. Some believe me,
Speaker 1: some don't. And others think I just had a weird
Speaker 1: bout of sleep paralysis, but I know what I experienced
Speaker 1: was real, and I learned that even in the afterlife,
Speaker 1: we all deserve respect and recognition. Thank you, Michelle who
Speaker 1: that is good. That's a good one right there. And yeah,
Speaker 1: Missus McDonald, I mean she's a little bit of a diva,
Speaker 1: but she said, hey, you know what I paid for
Speaker 1: this building, that bedroom that you're sleeping in, I paid
Speaker 1: for that that shower me. I am Missus McDonald of
Speaker 1: the McDonald family. Fortune. Was it those McDonald Was it McDonald?
Speaker 1: Was this Ronald McDonald's mother, Ronda McDonald. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a different McDonald. Either way, the woman
Speaker 1: have money. She put it into the dorms and she said,
Speaker 1: the very least you can do is hang my picture up.
Speaker 1: I respect it. That was a good one. Hey, I
Speaker 1: have a very exciting announcement March fifth, Largo at the
Speaker 1: Coronet Theater in Los Angeles. I am going to be
Speaker 1: doing a live show, Honey, a live ghosted and this
Speaker 1: is going to be the biggest one I have ever had.
Speaker 1: I will be on stage with celebrity guests, some favorites
Speaker 1: of yours. I have a lot of my sleeve for
Speaker 1: this one, so please come to the show. I have
Speaker 1: got a link in my bio on Instagram at roz Hernandez,
Speaker 1: or you can just go to Largo's website, which is
Speaker 1: Largo dash la dot com. I'll see you there. Let's
Speaker 1: talk to Rachel and Mackenzie. We're going to get into
Speaker 1: some alien stuff here we go on with the show.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. It is time for three time
Speaker 1: guests of the show. From a very wildly successful podcast
Speaker 1: to hilarious comedians. She hilarious comedians that I love. Their
Speaker 1: podcast is called Two D Words and Mike. It's Ray,
Speaker 1: Jillim Mackenzie. Hello, Hi, Hiz.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having us back for the
Speaker 2: hat trick. This feels really right.
Speaker 3: I've never laughed harder in an introduction than when you
Speaker 3: just said, she hilarious, she hilarious.
Speaker 1: I want people to know that you guys are not
Speaker 1: just hilarious. Your she hilarious. We're curious you being on
Speaker 1: for the third time. Is her story?
Speaker 2: Also, do you know when I was looking at my
Speaker 2: time hop, do you know what we were doing exactly
Speaker 2: one year ago? What what were we doing.
Speaker 4: We were doing Ghosted exactly a year ago.
Speaker 1: Shut up, so creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this exact day, one year ago. Yes, Rose, that's spooky.
Speaker 1: That's something. What are the odds you guys are audience favorites.
Speaker 1: If anyone's new to the show and you haven't gone back,
Speaker 1: go back. You'll hear the two of them. We laughed
Speaker 1: so damn hard. And we're also friends in real life,
Speaker 1: and I feel very comfortable around you. The last time
Speaker 1: you were on I did share with you for the
Speaker 1: first time ever that I had a ghost experience as
Speaker 1: a child that later became a viral video. If you
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about, go back and listen.
Speaker 2: It was too good.
Speaker 4: That episode was the most fun I've ever had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really fun. And this is the only
Speaker 3: group of three that I like. I mean, we are charmed. Yes,
Speaker 3: if we are the power of three.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was thinking the three Stooges.
Speaker 4: We're too hot for that, We're too sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah we are, that's true. So what's up you guys
Speaker 1: still lesbians or what imagine?
Speaker 4: We're like we've actually turned straight. It's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: We're done with all that gay shit that it was
Speaker 4: a phase.
Speaker 2: My dad was right.
Speaker 3: I would say, ros, we're gayer than ever I got
Speaker 3: married since the last episode.
Speaker 4: I'm not engaged. Yeah, I mean happening.
Speaker 2: I mean you already know all this, Roz, but we're
Speaker 2: getting truly deeper, gayer into the gayness.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go full gay by the end of this year. No,
Speaker 3: it's so fun.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, i'd say you guys are pretty advanced. And
Speaker 1: when it comes to being lesbian.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4: Or did just say say it?
Speaker 1: I can't say it. I have to earn it. Why
Speaker 1: I have to earn it?
Speaker 4: You've earned it. You've been our friend for so long.
Speaker 1: I am an ally and as an ally, I feel
Speaker 1: like I cannot say that word because I it's just
Speaker 1: not right. Ro's.
Speaker 2: Your green, thick knit cardigan earns you the right to say.
Speaker 3: Dike if you wear a cardian. If you wear a cardigan,
Speaker 3: you can say dike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am wearing a cardigan right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how crazy to that a year ago you were
Speaker 2: wearing that same color green. Things are just happening. I know,
Speaker 2: things are weird, Like it's crazy. Everyone that I know
Speaker 2: around me is like, I can't believe you're friends with.
Speaker 1: Roz really, yes, that it feels good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're that bitch.
Speaker 2: You're that like on TV ghost Hunting Hattie.
Speaker 1: Hello, well, thank you. So has anything ghostly happened to you?
Speaker 1: Because we've heard the stories you guys have had some
Speaker 1: great ones that you've shared. H it's been a year.
Speaker 1: I've given you a full three hundred and sixty five
Speaker 1: days to go. Bring me back something good.
Speaker 4: What do you got something happened to us together?
Speaker 2: Yes, recently, recently, and Roz is involved.
Speaker 1: I forgot Okay, is this the one when you guys
Speaker 1: called me?
Speaker 4: It was a phone call from you? Hello, ring ring, Okay,
Speaker 4: Ross's on the horn.
Speaker 2: Roz is a big phone call.
Speaker 1: I love phone call.
Speaker 2: Ros is always on the horn.
Speaker 1: I love the horns.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're very good on the phone. You give
Speaker 2: really good bits. I feel like you're always sending voice memos.
Speaker 2: If I don't answer, it's podcasting. Yeah, oh yeah, it
Speaker 2: is podcast Oh you're good at it. You give great
Speaker 2: phone thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should really voice people for my phone calls.
Speaker 1: It's like a cameo.
Speaker 2: Basically, she gave you the like a I want to say,
Speaker 2: like a three to five minute bit pretending to be
Speaker 2: a booker trying to book me.
Speaker 3: Honestly, show fucking fun a bringer shows trying to book
Speaker 3: me on a Bringer.
Speaker 2: Should you have to pay?
Speaker 4: Yes, and it's a fifty dollars entrance for you.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, it wasn't me. It was Rebecca.
Speaker 1: She's producer that Rachel and I were all actually know
Speaker 1: we worked for when we Keller.
Speaker 4: I know her, you know. Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 1: A big show. It was opening for Joe Coy and
Speaker 1: Deborah Vance. Okay, we gotta get to ghost. We gotta
Speaker 1: get to the people are gonna leave right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Mackenzie and I and we all, you know, we
Speaker 2: all do travel, we all do comedy.
Speaker 4: We're in different cities.
Speaker 3: We've been to a lot of different venues around the
Speaker 3: country that are haunted. Yes, so we did a venue
Speaker 3: in Chicago which used to be a brothel that they
Speaker 3: were like, this is haunted.
Speaker 1: And then okay, cool.
Speaker 4: We've done a couple.
Speaker 3: Like there was that one where remember we went down
Speaker 3: they had to sneak us out the back, yes, in
Speaker 3: Seattle and they were like, down the stairs. We went
Speaker 3: to a basement and they were like, it is also haunted.
Speaker 3: Back here as well. Yes, but this was a venue,
Speaker 3: the one that we're talking about.
Speaker 2: It was in like kind of the south, but east
Speaker 2: coast South Virginia. Yeah, right, isn't that East Coast South?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not a geography podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm on it. Okay. So we're in a green room
Speaker 2: and every staff member was like, Lol, it's haunted. You've
Speaker 2: probably heard of this place because it's haunted. And we
Speaker 2: were like, oh, we had no idea. It also didn't
Speaker 2: look haunted. It was like not giving haunting vibes at all.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I think I'm very extra sensitive to vibes, spirits, energy, energies, entities.
Speaker 2: I can sense it. And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: getting anything. But they kept being like, it's haunted, it haunted.
Speaker 2: Then you call and we were telling you. They keep
Speaker 2: saying this place is haunted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we were just like, listen to Cobbler Rocks.
Speaker 3: We're having a good time. Yeah, there's nothing haunted about
Speaker 3: this place. Ross Calls and that Roz were on the
Speaker 3: phone with you, And if the door to the bathroom
Speaker 3: didn't slam shut on its own, on its own, we
Speaker 3: were both sitting on a couch the door across the
Speaker 3: room slam shut.
Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty good, great timing.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I mean it freaked us out because we
Speaker 3: were about to go on stage. We're trying to make
Speaker 3: everybody lol right and now we're both spooked.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like the thing is your guts always
Speaker 2: know when you're like that was for sure somebody? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: And we were like that was somebody it was because
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 3: Force it slammed so hard, yeah, so fast, it couldn't
Speaker 3: have possibly been like the ac turned on no or
Speaker 3: wind or yeah.
Speaker 2: No no no, no no no.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't just like a jar. It was the
Speaker 4: door open. The door was like wide open.
Speaker 1: That had to go bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that privacy.
Speaker 1: It had the nachos and chicken wings at that club
Speaker 1: and said move.
Speaker 4: It's putting on a show. The ghost was like, oh
Speaker 4: Rose is here.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I wanted to be featured on a podcast.
Speaker 4: The ghost wanted a little bit of limelight.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Well That's what I've noticed from the ghost experiences that
Speaker 1: I've had that are most convincing to me is I
Speaker 1: literally think it's a human. I'm like, yeah, oh, someone
Speaker 1: just walked past me or whatever, and then I look
Speaker 1: and there's nobody there or whatever it is. It always
Speaker 1: feels like it's an actual human. It doesn't feel like.
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, yeah, it was spooky.
Speaker 2: I feel like sometimes a ghost will try to like
Speaker 2: make a point to be like, oh, you think that
Speaker 2: there's nothing here.
Speaker 3: Guess what, bitch, I'm slamming a door. Yeah, maybe we
Speaker 3: go in more skeptical.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also just had a ghost one recently.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I was sitting in my morning coffee. Okay, I'm watching
Speaker 2: like Natalia Grace speaks. I'm like really getting into it.
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on his Grace speaks.
Speaker 4: You guys are the same person.
Speaker 1: I know, my queen Natalia Grace.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm watching and then my lights are off
Speaker 2: because I have plenty of light coming in from the outside.
Speaker 2: I see my like office light turn on and then
Speaker 2: turn off immediately. I'm like, that's fucking weird. But it
Speaker 2: wasn't scaring me. Yeah, okay. I wasn't getting the vibe
Speaker 2: of like somebody was trying to fuck with me. It
Speaker 2: felt more like somebody was like I'm here. I recognized it.
Speaker 2: I literally like snapchatted. I was like, somebody just turned
Speaker 2: my light on and then it turned off, and I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, weird and your light was off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all the lights were off, and it turned itself on
Speaker 2: like basically fucking waved at me and was like you
Speaker 2: who turned off? I'm like backed intohlia, grace, I'm locked in.
Speaker 2: Then on light on the other side of the room,
Speaker 2: same exact timing. It's on. It holds for just a
Speaker 2: second a like kind little wave, and then turns back off.
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of a light like if it's in
Speaker 3: the off position coming on, right, how are we doing
Speaker 3: that well?
Speaker 1: And I'm glad that you guys are here because I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a picture behind you of you guys with
Speaker 1: toolbolts on, and so I'm assuming that you guys know
Speaker 1: a bit about electricity.
Speaker 4: I know a lot about electricity.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you could fix wiring.
Speaker 4: I've taken a class.
Speaker 1: That kind of thing would not happen.
Speaker 4: It's unlikely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Like if you have a power search or
Speaker 3: something where lights will kind of come flicker or dim,
Speaker 3: get brighter, dim or get brighter. Somebody's running a hair
Speaker 3: dryer in the.
Speaker 1: Room next door, right, I've seen.
Speaker 3: That but coming on saying hi, coming off hello, that's bizarre,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: And the energy in the room was a familiar calmbing,
Speaker 2: like I wasn't scared. That same day, ras is the
Speaker 2: exact day, and I didn't know if this was going
Speaker 2: to happen. Nazara proposed to me with my grandma's diamond,
Speaker 2: and I think that was my grandma saying you who Hi,
Speaker 2: You're about to get my ring bitch.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Do you think your grandma would have loved Nazarre for sure?
Speaker 3: Maybe she's been watching over and that was yeah, a little,
Speaker 3: I think so, blessing.
Speaker 1: I think so. I'm choosing to go with that. I
Speaker 1: think it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'bsessed.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Hey, can I share a story with you
Speaker 1: guys that I researched?
Speaker 2: Please please?
Speaker 1: It's an alien abduction.
Speaker 4: Great, my favorite.
Speaker 1: Now you guys have been on three times. The first
Speaker 1: time we did some random weird Poultergeist thing in England,
Speaker 1: and then the last time you're on, we did the
Speaker 1: bell Witch. Oh yes, this time I thought we should
Speaker 1: take it up to the sky.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fully, so we've got a we've got an alien abduction
Speaker 1: story today and this is a real famous one. Some
Speaker 1: say the first ever alien abduction case, at least to
Speaker 1: get press and that sort of a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And it takes place in Brazil.
Speaker 4: Love Brazil.
Speaker 1: You guys to aur a lot. Have you been to Brazil?
Speaker 4: Not yet.
Speaker 2: I have a crush on every single person that I've
Speaker 2: ever met from Brazil, So I feel like we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too.
Speaker 4: I do believe they're the world's hottest people. Yeah, Brazil works.
Speaker 1: They really are. I personally, I am not Brazilian. However,
Speaker 1: my bikini line.
Speaker 2: Is, my butt lift is I'll say that my bbl BBL.
Speaker 1: So this is the story of Antonio vs. Boss. Though
Speaker 1: I will say I don't know exactly how he pronounced
Speaker 1: it. It could have been like a Los Felis kind of
Speaker 1: a thing. But most of the time when people talk
Speaker 1: about him, they say Antonio villis BoA's right. So we're
Speaker 1: going back to nineteen fifty seven, my birth year. It's
Speaker 1: a little after eleven pm. It's the fifth of October.
Speaker 1: We're in a farming area of Minas Jerres, Brazil. Antonio
Speaker 1: is a twenty three year old farmer. Now there's not
Speaker 1: many photos of him, but I mean, he's a twenty
Speaker 1: three year old farmer in Brazil. I'm just gonna say, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a fine, boppy hot. So he's getting ready
Speaker 1: for bed. He's been out plowing and hoan all day.
Speaker 1: He looks out his window and he sees a white
Speaker 1: light in the sky. He's like, okay, weird, and then
Speaker 1: he goes to bed like whatever. He then wakes up
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and he notices that
Speaker 1: the light is out there still, and he's staring at it,
Speaker 1: and it moves closer to him real quick, and he's
Speaker 1: like ah and slams the shutters. He wakes up his
Speaker 1: brother who lives with him, and the brother also witnesses
Speaker 1: the light until it finally leaves. Weird. By the way,
Speaker 1: I should mention that most of this comes from conspiracy
Speaker 1: archive dot com. Okay, so, since it's hot outside, the
Speaker 1: brothers keep doing their farming at night once the sun
Speaker 1: goes down. So nine nights later, the two of them
Speaker 1: are out there in the fields. I'm again assuming that
Speaker 1: they are just absolute smoke shows, and they see a
Speaker 1: huge bright light in the sky that's about three hundred
Speaker 1: feet above them. The aliens are like, we're do I
Speaker 1: need a closer look at these two. Hello, the crops
Speaker 1: are blooming, so it's about three hundred feet above them.
Speaker 1: Antonio is real curious, and he walks in that direction,
Speaker 1: and as he's going towards where it is, because it's
Speaker 1: sort of above them, but not directly above them, he's like,
Speaker 1: going over there, it quickly darts to the other side
Speaker 1: of the field, and so he's like, okay, playing hard
Speaker 1: to get I see. So he goes to that side,
Speaker 1: it darts to the next side, and this happens like
Speaker 1: twenty times, and then he's just like kind of over it.
Speaker 1: So eventually it disappears very suddenly. He described it as
Speaker 1: if the lights just turned off and it was gone.
Speaker 1: So the next night he's out there by himself, don't
Speaker 1: know where his brother was, but all of a sudden
Speaker 1: he can ignore that there is a massive red light
Speaker 1: in the sky that stops directly above him. Now this time,
Speaker 1: not three hundred feet, about one hundred and sixty feet, oh,
Speaker 1: very specific, not half ten feet more than half of
Speaker 1: the last time, right above him. He later said that
Speaker 1: he didn't even have time to think about what to do.
Speaker 1: It was just instantly there, that's a red light. Sauna.
Speaker 1: It's the Red Light district. So he described it as
Speaker 1: looking like a large elongated egg with mechanical features.
Speaker 2: It reminds you of my ex he says.
Speaker 1: It had three legs, and I'll say I once knew
Speaker 1: a Brazilian guy that had three legs, but that's.
Speaker 2: A different story.
Speaker 1: So it made its way down to the ground. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. He starts booking it to his tractor.
Speaker 1: He says, the tractor instantly dies.
Speaker 4: I mean it wasn't going to be very fast to
Speaker 4: begin with anyway, Right, you can't outrun an egg with
Speaker 4: mechanical legs.
Speaker 1: I know, can you imagine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like keep running.
Speaker 1: So he ditches the tractor and then starts running to
Speaker 1: his house and he feels a hand grab his arm. No,
Speaker 1: he shoves the arm off of him and realizes that
Speaker 1: he is surrounded by three small figures who He later
Speaker 1: described them in great detail, but basically they wore coverall
Speaker 1: suits that had elongated helmets and what he assumed were
Speaker 1: breathing tubes. He said that the suits were tightly fitted.
Speaker 1: He even said, like around their buttocks and everything, like
Speaker 1: there was a tailor.
Speaker 2: Yeah for these, Yeah, it skims.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was skims, he said. He assumed that they
Speaker 1: were uniforms of some sort, you know, like they seemed
Speaker 1: to be on duty. So before he knew it, he
Speaker 1: was being sucked awe or sucked up. Rose Well, that's
Speaker 1: kind of foreshadowing, because some some stuff does go down.
Speaker 1: But he was getting sucked up is what I meant
Speaker 1: to say, sucked up a flexible metallic tube. And before
Speaker 1: he knew it, he was in a square room on
Speaker 1: the aircraft. Oh shit, he says. It was brightly lit
Speaker 1: with no furnishings.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you think you could get a nice like
Speaker 2: piece of furniture or something to go with it? Just
Speaker 2: like dimly lit.
Speaker 1: Seriously turn the lights down and then we can fill
Speaker 1: in with our imagination the furniture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a maximalist. So he's in this room and then
Speaker 1: an opening in the wall appears, just like seamless, he says, it,
Speaker 1: just like this opening happens in the wall. He's then
Speaker 1: led into another room. The aliens or whoever they are,
Speaker 1: grab him, and while doing so, they're speaking to each
Speaker 1: other in sounds that he says, a human cannot even
Speaker 1: he can't even try to replicate it, but he says,
Speaker 1: it's like animal grunts, oh of some sort. Then they
Speaker 1: began to strip him naked.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Now, what's interesting about this entire story is that he
Speaker 1: said that they seemed polite, oh, that they didn't understand him.
Speaker 1: He didn't understand them. He was like, can you stop, please, like,
Speaker 1: don't take off my clothes, and they were just like, oh,
Speaker 1: like don't worry, you know, like they were kind of
Speaker 1: giving him the vibe like it's okay. Like he says,
Speaker 1: they weren't rough, they didn't rip his clothes. They were
Speaker 1: like gentle, polite grunts.
Speaker 2: Polite. Yeah, this is nice. Oh, I'm picturing I'm picturing
Speaker 2: the aliens from Spice World. If you guys are familiar with,
Speaker 2: of course, the movies Darring the Spice Girls. There's a
Speaker 2: scene where there's these petit aliens that are all in
Speaker 2: the same uniform with kind of like big croached over heads,
Speaker 2: and they're speaking this little language.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm thinking Mars attacks those type of aliens.
Speaker 1: I mean, both of those may have been inspired by
Speaker 1: the story. You know, this is nineteen fifty seven. It's
Speaker 1: a famous story speaking of aliens and all this you know,
Speaker 1: I definitely think that aliens are aware of global warming
Speaker 1: and what we've done to our planet. You ever go
Speaker 1: to thrift store and just look at all the VHS's
Speaker 1: and DVDs and CDs, like, just so much plastic that
Speaker 1: is now nobody uses. It's insane how many years of
Speaker 1: just that garbage is just laying around.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why we're running on the platform of VHS's
Speaker 3: Rachel and I, and to keep keep buying them, storing them,
Speaker 3: buying them, storing them at home. Our next special is
Speaker 3: actually on VHS.
Speaker 4: VHS. It's called two Dykes one VHS.
Speaker 1: There cute vintage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and everyone's into that now, Yeah, everyone loves it.
Speaker 1: Back to that story, So he's now naked, but everyone's
Speaker 1: being polite.
Speaker 4: Right, he's getting sucked off.
Speaker 1: Now he's already been sucked up.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, that's right.
Speaker 1: They now cover his body with an odorless liquid.
Speaker 2: So like water.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm picturing like ky jelly or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I was picturing a more viscous Well, it was a liquid,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, I'm thinking of a jelly, but you're right,
Speaker 1: it might have just been water to be you mean water,
Speaker 1: It was something on his naked, hot farmer body. So
Speaker 1: he was then brought into another room and he says
Speaker 1: that they took out some apparatuses and right in the
Speaker 1: chin and took some blood out from him. Why the chin,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Fascinating that's where they took the blood.
Speaker 1: I guess from the chin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really bloody in my chin.
Speaker 4: I have such a bloody chin, but you have such
Speaker 4: a strong bloodless ship. I was born with a bloodless chin.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had a but chin, a Bazilian butt chin.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's what it was.
Speaker 4: Definitely no, that is interesting.
Speaker 1: Because these aliens are always sticking things.
Speaker 4: In people's butts right right, Why the chin?
Speaker 1: Maybe they were like, oh, this one has it on
Speaker 1: his face. I don't even know what this man looks like,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. Okay, so he's covered in
Speaker 1: all this stuff. They take his blood and then they
Speaker 1: leave him in this other room for like an hour
Speaker 1: and kind of like a couch situation, and he's like
Speaker 1: it started to get comfortable. He's like, whatever, this is fine.
Speaker 1: So then some like smoky gas situation comes into the
Speaker 1: room and he's starting to get nauseous. He pukes and
Speaker 1: then he says he feels fine. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this is such a detailed account. Yeah, and this is
Speaker 1: all like interviews that he's done later. This is where
Speaker 1: all this has come from. So he is sitting there,
Speaker 1: he just puked in walks a naked lady.
Speaker 2: A female woman pretty much. Do we mean a human?
Speaker 1: He says, it seemed like a human lady.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Seemed like not alien?
Speaker 1: You never know who knows, Like what's she doing in
Speaker 1: that thing? You know, like maybe she's some lady that
Speaker 1: they found right at one point.
Speaker 4: Like he wasn't one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 1: Well, he does describe her.
Speaker 2: Okay, something about this situation does feel like Onlyfarmers dot Com. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like, wait, got you here's here's a lady farmer.
Speaker 1: So far, these aliens they are.
Speaker 4: They're matchmaking, yes, millionaire matchmaker in Brazil.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they're super sweet. They're like bros. So this
Speaker 1: naked lady comes in. By the way, I chose this
Speaker 1: story for this part for you.
Speaker 2: We love naked ladies.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he literally said that his mouth was open.
Speaker 2: In awe of how pretty he was, like, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: He says that she seemed kind of amused by that. Oh,
Speaker 1: like stop. He says, she was absolutely stunning. Blonde hair
Speaker 1: parted in the middle, blue eyes, high cheek, bones, straight nose,
Speaker 1: pointed chin, probably filled with blood. He says that she
Speaker 1: was more gorgeous than any woman he had ever seen.
Speaker 4: Imagine getting hard in a spaceship.
Speaker 3: I would be so soft, I mean, unbelievably soft.
Speaker 2: The hottest woman comes in and I'm still like I'm
Speaker 2: in an odorless jelly and I just barfed and it
Speaker 2: just fuked. And he's like boyo yoing. He's like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: honestly good for him, But she still.
Speaker 1: Seems to be like into it. Yeah, he does get
Speaker 1: into more details.
Speaker 4: I don't know, let's hear it. Does he just detail
Speaker 4: his erection from like a couple of pages.
Speaker 2: She loved it, she was amused.
Speaker 1: Yes, this story is very that. Now this is again
Speaker 1: one person's account, Yeah, which I think is very interesting
Speaker 1: because from my experience surveying lots of people and hearing
Speaker 1: lots of stories, this is just a general thing. It's
Speaker 1: not always the rule, but I find that a lot
Speaker 1: of ghost sex encounters people say, oh my god, best
Speaker 1: sex I ever had. Amazing. Then aliens. It usually ends
Speaker 1: up being, for some reason, a man that gets his
Speaker 1: buss buss blasted. Yeah, and he doesn't seem to be
Speaker 1: into it, he says, Right, this guy's story is like
Speaker 1: she was fucking into it.
Speaker 4: She was so she fucking loved it, the suck of
Speaker 4: her life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet that if we got her account, it
Speaker 2: might be a little There was puke on the ground,
Speaker 2: and this guy was kept smiling at me.
Speaker 4: He said it was odorless. It was not ordorless.
Speaker 1: Itaked, So okay, whoever she is, whatever she's doing up there.
Speaker 1: Since she wanted more details, he says that he described
Speaker 1: her breaths as being perky. Yeah, of course, well situated.
Speaker 2: I love when men talk about women.
Speaker 3: Men writing about women is always awful. They were plump
Speaker 3: and perky, and she wanted it, she loved it.
Speaker 1: But let's keep in mind, like for the validity of
Speaker 1: this story, the more details he has, the better for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like he has a lot of details
Speaker 3: about this woman's body and less about who actually took him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he immediately does, he.
Speaker 1: Does, he does, But you know, it's an hour show.
Speaker 1: I can't have every detail in here, of course, but
Speaker 1: this stuff is very interesting. He says that she had
Speaker 1: well separated.
Speaker 2: Breasts, well separated. What interesting?
Speaker 4: God, what does that even do? Everyone loves a nice,
Speaker 4: well separated chest.
Speaker 1: I like him.
Speaker 2: One's on the east coast, one one on the west.
Speaker 1: He says that she had a thin waist and an
Speaker 1: hour glass shape. Same, and he goes into a lot
Speaker 1: of details. I mean, he goes into details about her
Speaker 1: nether regions.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's get into those.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't feel comfortable saying what I
Speaker 1: read he said, but I'll just say she was not Brazilian,
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the fifties, so yeah.
Speaker 1: He says. They went at it for about an hour,
Speaker 1: and he says all different kinds of acts. They were
Speaker 1: having themselves a time.
Speaker 2: Well did she have a name? Did he get her name?
Speaker 1: He said. They couldn't talk, and she wouldn't kiss him
Speaker 1: on the mouth. She was doing the pretty woman, but
Speaker 1: she would like kind of chew on his chin.
Speaker 2: What's up? Fascinating? She thought it was a button. That's
Speaker 2: a rim job.
Speaker 4: She was rim jobbing. She was not a human woman.
Speaker 2: That's an alien. That's an alien.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, He says. She did not speak his language
Speaker 1: or she was also making the noises. Yeah, But when
Speaker 1: it was over, she was called by someone to like
Speaker 1: leave the room, and he says that she looked at
Speaker 1: him and smiled, she rubbed her belly and pointed up,
Speaker 1: which he kind of I guess interpreted it as I'll
Speaker 1: come back for you and we'll do this again or something.
Speaker 1: But I've also heard accounts where it's like she's saying,
Speaker 1: I'm going to raise a baby, Like now I got
Speaker 1: your baby and I'm going to take it up there.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I thought.
Speaker 1: That's what I got, right, Yeah, me too. Yeah. Of
Speaker 1: course his thing was like she said, she's gonna come
Speaker 1: back to me. Yeah. And also one thing that I
Speaker 1: read with him being like unsure of like I don't
Speaker 1: know if I would want to leave and like go
Speaker 1: with her, Like I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: have to deal with that.
Speaker 4: She never asked him. Now she's taking that baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's clinging exactly. I think she got what she wanted.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm full, I'm hungry, I'm going upstairs for food.
Speaker 4: You leave, yeah, bye bye.
Speaker 1: So then he was given his clothes back and they
Speaker 1: brought him to the waiting room. I guess again. And
Speaker 1: at this point he's feeling great, okay, and he was
Speaker 1: one hundred percent sury. He's like, these people are great
Speaker 1: or whatever they are people, I'm not sure, but they're
Speaker 1: not gonna hurt me. He felt comfortable. I mean, he
Speaker 1: just did some nasty stuff and everyone was nice and
Speaker 1: they gave him his clothes. No one ever hurt him.
Speaker 4: This dude's a rub This dude is a rube.
Speaker 2: He's like best.
Speaker 3: They're like, this was the easiest target we've ever had.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, yeah, he doesn't seem very smart.
Speaker 1: Well interesting you say that, because we'll get into what
Speaker 1: happened to him after this. So he says that at
Speaker 1: this point they were kind of like chitter chattering, and
Speaker 1: he can understand them. This is when he says he
Speaker 1: really had time to kind of like soak up the
Speaker 1: area and like look around. And that's part of why
Speaker 1: he has so many details is because he was just
Speaker 1: kind of like sitting in this waiting room chilling, like
Speaker 1: wasn't fearing for his life, and he was just like
Speaker 1: looking around and taking notes of everything around him, and
Speaker 1: he noticed an object that looked kind of like an
Speaker 1: alarm clock. Situation and he was like, well, I want
Speaker 1: a souvenir. So he went to take it, but he
Speaker 1: got busted and they were like, ah, but still I
Speaker 1: guess not that mean. Then they gave him a tour.
Speaker 1: They're like, we want to show you this place. It's great,
Speaker 1: and then it was time for him to go back.
Speaker 1: They're like tours done by the way. That's how Brett
Speaker 1: Michaels used to end Rock of Love. He'd say, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but your tour ends here.
Speaker 2: Miss it.
Speaker 1: So they kind of signaled like time to go down,
Speaker 1: like get out of the way. The shoot's about to open,
Speaker 1: point it down or whatever. The tube opens back up.
Speaker 1: He's plopped back down into the farm. At this point,
Speaker 1: it's about five point thirty in the morning, so he
Speaker 1: says it was about little over four hours had passed
Speaker 1: that he was up there. Wow, weird stuff started happening
Speaker 1: to him. For the next few months. He started to
Speaker 1: have all these pains in different symptoms like nausea, headaches, sleepiness,
Speaker 1: burning in the eyes, lesions on his body. And he
Speaker 1: went to the doctors and it was determined that he
Speaker 1: was suffering from radiation poisoning. Oh shit, what that he
Speaker 1: had been exposed to really really strong radiation and he
Speaker 1: underwent physical and psychological testing started talking a little bit
Speaker 1: about it, but he was very reluctant because again, this
Speaker 1: is before. I mean even today, if you told the story,
Speaker 1: people would be like, girl, no, right, But like in
Speaker 1: the fifties, like this is kind of this is before
Speaker 1: this kind of a thing was getting pressed or whatever.
Speaker 1: So he really was like, I can't be talking about this.
Speaker 1: But he was talking to a doctor, a professor of
Speaker 1: medicine at the National School of Medicine at Brazil and
Speaker 1: the Brazilian military, and they were like, I think it's
Speaker 1: time that you tell the press, and he decided to,
Speaker 1: and you know, he did a little bit of interviews
Speaker 1: and that sort of a thing, but then just kind
Speaker 1: of left the public eye and became a lawyer.
Speaker 2: No from farmer to lawyer. Good for him.
Speaker 1: He had multiple children here on earth, who knows about
Speaker 1: up there, But he ended up dying in the early nineties. Wow, young,
Speaker 1: And that's the story the boss.
Speaker 4: Holy shit, that was a great one.
Speaker 2: That was really really good.
Speaker 1: Do you believe it?
Speaker 2: It was erotic?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's a dream that I've had. Really Yeah,
Speaker 4: for sure, I think it's hot.
Speaker 2: I think so too. I mean you're like, oh where
Speaker 2: am I?
Speaker 4: And then somebody is just like fuck me right now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Would you guys an alien or absolutely not?
Speaker 1: Listen, I got four hours to say the least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to do in four hours?
Speaker 4: Pop on Lincoln?
Speaker 2: I mean pop on Lord of the Ring?
Speaker 4: Wait you wouldn't You would not have sex with an alien?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. I'm a marriage if you.
Speaker 2: Weren't married, if you're single, it depends, and you get
Speaker 2: sucked up in your bar?
Speaker 4: Do they have another they're separate, they're separate. Just how
Speaker 4: do you like them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now I'm in, you're in.
Speaker 4: You would if the boobs don't touch, I'm in, then
Speaker 4: I can touch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah if.
Speaker 1: I impregnated an alien or whatever, mm hmm. And now
Speaker 1: my DNA is up there. I feel like, don't I
Speaker 1: get like citizenship or something like you should because I'm
Speaker 1: the parent for sure? Like don't I have like visitation
Speaker 1: rights and stuff like that? Like I want to go
Speaker 1: up there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends what the courts say, but yeah, yeah
Speaker 4: I should.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to have access so that
Speaker 1: at any point things are weird here weirder. I can
Speaker 1: call up alien baby Mama and be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think that's great.
Speaker 3: I think it's exciting that there's a possibility of an
Speaker 3: alien baby mixed with human up there.
Speaker 4: That's fun roaming around. Yeah, I wonder what they look like.
Speaker 2: Kind of like my dad's a piece of shit. Armor
Speaker 2: never visits me. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'd love to know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he did. You know, he didn't do many interviews
Speaker 1: the rest of his life. We don't really know for sure.
Speaker 4: It feels like a real love story, doesn't it. Like
Speaker 4: what a weird meeting? And then it's giving Titanic? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know you fall one leaves.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. Hey, speaking of beautiful things, can I show
Speaker 1: you a haunted doll? Yese, it's time for a segment
Speaker 1: I like to call the dolls are living, So you
Speaker 1: all know, I got an eBay and I look at
Speaker 1: alleged haunted dolls. I'm spicing it up a little bit
Speaker 1: this time, and I'm going to Etsy for this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: and again, like always, this is all chosen completely at random.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure is she a lesbian?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Dike dot jpeg uh giha, could you please throw up
Speaker 1: the doll that we have chosen today? Meet Kate.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, it looks like Rachel and I combined doll
Speaker 4: dot jpeg.
Speaker 2: Dyke doll.
Speaker 1: Ro again. Okay, this is Kate. Hi Kate, So Kate.
Speaker 4: She's not a brat's doll, right, but she's giving brats
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: She's like off bram brats, blunt bangs, the longest hair possible,
Speaker 1: touching her toes, touching her, which is probably filthy. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 4: Her hair is on the ground, split ends galore.
Speaker 1: Her head is There's no way a human could actually
Speaker 1: have a head that large with that sized body.
Speaker 4: Tiny and from the back that's cousin it. From the
Speaker 4: front that's cousin May that was good.
Speaker 1: She has backwards baseball cap, beautiful face, nice separated brass,
Speaker 1: and a crop top that says DBS or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that about?
Speaker 4: Dyke baby school? What?
Speaker 1: And then she's wearing like pajama pants. I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is.
Speaker 2: Those are plaid joggers actually, honestly rock above the belly button.
Speaker 4: That's something I would wear. Yeah, for sure, you have those.
Speaker 2: Pants, for sure.
Speaker 1: I don't know about this.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about her wrist being turned all the way around.
Speaker 2: It's gonna heart it, trust me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Kate comes with a story, okay, and Kate
Speaker 1: is going for three hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me three sixty so.
Speaker 1: The story better be good. Okay. So this is what
Speaker 1: this person writes about Kate Meat Kate. Kate was a
Speaker 1: free spirited girl who embraced her individuality and challenged societal norms.
Speaker 1: She had a passion for skateboarding, spending countless hours at
Speaker 1: the park, mastering tricks and pushing the boundaries of her abilities.
Speaker 1: Kate's hobbies included smoking marijuana and enjoying the occasional beer,
Speaker 1: which she says was a way to relax and unwind.
Speaker 1: Despite facing judgment from some, Kate remained unapologetic about her
Speaker 1: lifestyle choices. She believed in living authentically and refused to
Speaker 1: conform to society's expectations. Kate's love for skateboarding, marijuana, and
Speaker 1: beer was integral to her identity, empowering her to embrace
Speaker 1: herself fully. While Kate's lifestyle may have raised eyebrows, it's
Speaker 1: important to note that her personal preferences do not define
Speaker 1: her entire history. She was also a compassionate and caring
Speaker 1: individual who valued friendship and stood up for what she
Speaker 1: believed in. Kate loved walking through the park hand in
Speaker 1: hand with her girlfriend. At the time, being a lesbian
Speaker 1: wasn't widely accepted, and Kate received a lot of dirty
Speaker 1: looks from strangers, but she didn't care. She did what
Speaker 1: made her happy and what other people thought didn't bother her.
Speaker 1: She unfortunately died in a horrible skateboarding accident stop she
Speaker 1: was twenty one years old. Her story reminds us that
Speaker 1: embracing our true selves and pursuing our passions is a
Speaker 1: powerful way to shape your own unique history. Or her story,
Speaker 1: this still goes on. There's more and more and more,
Speaker 1: but basically what it says is she would appreciate it
Speaker 1: if the person that buys her smokes marijuana, but if not,
Speaker 1: at least if they would give her marijuana offerings.
Speaker 2: Okay, but she.
Speaker 1: Seems like someone that is here to help you, you know,
Speaker 1: be yourself.
Speaker 2: And hmm, so she was twenty one what year did
Speaker 2: she die in?
Speaker 1: It seems there's something in here about the nineties. It
Speaker 1: says she looks very punk rockish from the nineties. That's
Speaker 1: more about her description. So anyway, she sounds great. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not like interested, I don't smoke potter drink beer,
Speaker 1: but she sounds cool.
Speaker 4: She really loves marijuana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's also like, it's not my identity, but
Speaker 1: the main thing about me is I love I smoke
Speaker 1: weed and drink beer all day long.
Speaker 4: I wonder if that's how she died. If it was
Speaker 4: like a skateboarding smoking accident. Yeah, I mean, you're going
Speaker 4: so slow on the board you can.
Speaker 2: Not picking up a lot of speed.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm wondering what exactly happened there.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean every time I see a dyke with
Speaker 2: a snapback hat, I'm like, somebody's gonna hurt my feelings. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's gonna be Kate. Is it Kate with
Speaker 4: a sea or k k Yeah, I've only met gay
Speaker 4: kates that are with the sea.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know, Okay, kates with a k Wow,
Speaker 2: we need to do a pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should do a poll lesbian and kates that
Speaker 1: are listening to this, which one are you see your k.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel bad that she's gone. She seemed
Speaker 3: like somebody that would be a listener of ours.
Speaker 4: She seems like somebody who would be a really chill vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's almost too chill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she she lives on.
Speaker 1: She's still here, you know, in this doll for three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: I just feel so bad because if I bought her,
Speaker 2: she would literally hate my life. Though.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, wake up, Kate, We're going on a run,
Speaker 4: and she'd be like, no, ma'am. You guys would not vibe.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're way too active. Yeah, she's actually kind
Speaker 1: of more my vibe. I don't know. I could get
Speaker 1: some weed and just PLoP it next to her.
Speaker 4: Now, do you know if there's any interest on the doll?
Speaker 4: Is she is she selling?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: It's Etsy, so there's not like bidding, but she's up.
Speaker 1: She's posted fascinating.
Speaker 2: I think we should get another all like, who do
Speaker 2: you think that Kate would like fall in love with Barbie?
Speaker 2: Kate and Barbie. That is the classic hi fem toxic skater.
Speaker 2: Barbie would break her heart, yeah, for sure, and then
Speaker 2: she'd be like I'm Shane now I'm fucking everyone.
Speaker 4: She'd cut her hair. Yep, finally everyone wud be like finally, No,
Speaker 4: I know Kate definitely needs a haircut.
Speaker 2: She's giving more masks.
Speaker 1: She needs a haircut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this haircut is not Kate.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Your skateboarding in your hair is past
Speaker 1: your toes. I can guess what happened the wheels you
Speaker 1: got caught up in the spool, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly the ultimate demise.
Speaker 1: Hey, can I play some ghost voices? Yeah, it's time
Speaker 1: for EVP or ev pase all right, you two are masters,
Speaker 1: legends of this game. Yeah, you know exactly what to do.
Speaker 1: But for anyone new here to YouTube, I find EVPs
Speaker 1: electronic voice phenomena alleged ghosts speaking captured on audio. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play two of them for you. I want you
Speaker 1: to tell me what you hear, and I will give
Speaker 1: you far possible answers, one of them being what the
Speaker 1: ghost hunter believes the ghost said. Again, I always do
Speaker 1: these very randomly. How I choose them?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: This one is from a YouTube channel called David Dikes.
Speaker 1: Oh that is his name?
Speaker 2: Incredible, Sure, my name.
Speaker 1: Is David Dikes. Was at a place called House on
Speaker 1: the Hill. I don't know. I tried googling it. It
Speaker 1: was just it's in a place called Candlton, Indiana, and
Speaker 1: it's just a house on a hill. Maybe they that's
Speaker 1: what they call it in the community of Candleton. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. But what is this ghost saying? Okay? This
Speaker 1: is a hard one. I'm not gonna lie. I think
Speaker 1: the fact that his name was David Diekes had a
Speaker 1: little bit to do with it.
Speaker 2: That is a hard one.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can hear a faint kind of sounds
Speaker 1: like a little girl voice.
Speaker 2: I'm not catching words, are you.
Speaker 1: I know it's hard and he guesses before I give
Speaker 1: you some options.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna need those options.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm hearing again.
Speaker 2: Ask I'm getting like she's swinging.
Speaker 1: Keeps that in mind.
Speaker 2: Geez, she's what kay?
Speaker 3: Is it A?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue ya. M Is it B? I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Daddy?
Speaker 1: Is it C? Do you want to see what I
Speaker 1: can do?
Speaker 3: Or A? D?
Speaker 1: I don't know what was that, guys, I'm scared.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's for sure, d all right, let me play
Speaker 4: it again.
Speaker 1: It's one of those.
Speaker 3: Okay, now I actually heard it. Would you hear I
Speaker 3: heard the Do you want to see what I can do?
Speaker 2: Chills.
Speaker 1: David Dike's believes that it is b I'm sorry, daddy.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought I heard the other one.
Speaker 2: It scares me.
Speaker 1: Let's try it again. I gotta hear it. I'm sorry, daddy.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe if I really stretched.
Speaker 2: I feel like it must be going in your headphone.
Speaker 1: You too are sharing headphones, which.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the listeners we are sharing a right in the
Speaker 3: left ear. Head I think you went through the left ear.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, here's another one again. These are all chosen
Speaker 1: very much at random for any guests. I don't do
Speaker 1: any of this on purpose. This one is from a
Speaker 1: YouTube channel called Lauren ladylover No, I'm just kidding. It
Speaker 1: is not is not. It is from North Texas Ghost Society,
Speaker 1: and it is at the women's cell area of Lavaca
Speaker 1: County Jail. What is this ghost saying and the jail?
Speaker 2: Let's travel?
Speaker 1: All right, let me play it again.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I heard? What you know? What
Speaker 2: I heard? What you know what I heard? I heard?
Speaker 2: Orange is the New Black? Overrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, trying to set the record straight. That's not how
Speaker 1: it isn't here?
Speaker 4: Uh huh. But after the second season, come on, please,
Speaker 4: they're like pouse lives. Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 1: That is not what North Texas Ghost Society did. They
Speaker 1: think it was a come in and fuck me. Oh,
Speaker 1: these are the options. I'm sorry, I apologize. Is it
Speaker 1: B come on, I'm innocent? Is it C come here?
Speaker 1: Oh just kidding? Or is it D I'm in my
Speaker 1: ghost era? Okay, yeah, okay, it's one of those. Here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 4: I think it's come on, I'm innocent.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They believe it's a come in and f U c k.
Speaker 2: Me stop language.
Speaker 4: The Ghost Society believes they said they said that.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, let me play it again.
Speaker 4: I heard come in. I don't hear fuck me.
Speaker 1: I hear come in? Yeah again? Could this be not
Speaker 1: unlike Antonio vas boss a kind of a thing where
Speaker 1: it's like the ghost wanted me, yeah to have sex
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of people wanting others to be like
Speaker 4: I need you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I need you and I got you a
Speaker 1: third time.
Speaker 2: Thank god. Ross. Oh my, this was so fun.
Speaker 4: All I want to do is talk about supernatural shoot
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Speaker 1: My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
Speaker 1: is the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and
Speaker 1: sound designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker
Speaker 1: is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. Additional production support from the
Speaker 1: hair raising Hannah Kyle Crichton. My theme music is by
Speaker 1: the spine chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lilac. Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
Speaker 1: by the Chilling Karen Kilgareth, the Spooky Georgia hart Stark,
Speaker 1: and the Frightening Danielle Kramer.