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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject he won't let me lead.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right

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Speaker 1: now it is time for the prank. Comb almost said,

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Speaker 1: comb falls. Nephew comes used to say, time for the

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Speaker 1: frank phone call with the nephew what you got for

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Speaker 1: his nap? Come? Alright? Alright? You know we have some

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Speaker 1: rough beginnings, we do. We have rough beginnings sometimes, but

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Speaker 1: there's nothing better than happy Indy, Happy Indy. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know some of y'all are frowning and cringing a

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Speaker 1: little bit, but that's all right, that's all right, happy endings.

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Speaker 1: Cat dog. If you would, hello, therapy and duty speaking.

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Speaker 1: How may I help you? Yeah, I'm trying to come

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Speaker 1: in and get some some therapy done. I was in

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Speaker 1: an accident at my job. You know, I got injured

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Speaker 1: a week and a half ago. I ain't been able

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Speaker 1: to go back to work for my back and my leg.

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Speaker 1: They say, you know, I haven't broke any bones in none,

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Speaker 1: but it's you know, it's real so or real steal

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Speaker 1: hard to get out of bed. So I wanted to see,

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Speaker 1: you know what it takes to uh, to get a

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Speaker 1: therapist and get started getting some type of treatment. Okay, Well, sir,

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Speaker 1: what we typically do is we ask for our patients

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Speaker 1: so we can also accept you, um you know, see

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Speaker 1: where the damage is the majority of it, and you know,

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the therapists actually do when they're

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Speaker 1: do in the treatment? Well, if you come in, sir,

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Speaker 1: we can definitely direct you, um to any of our

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Speaker 1: three therapists that we have on site right now, but

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Speaker 1: each one specializes in a particular UM field. So it's

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Speaker 1: more beneficial for you if you come in and then

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Speaker 1: we can assess you and then direct you to that

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Speaker 1: particular therapist. Okay, okay, so you said, how many y'all

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Speaker 1: and Cecilia here. Okay. The person that referred me to

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Speaker 1: had worked up. Is there a way I could talk

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Speaker 1: to to secal you? Typically we wantly ask my patients

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Speaker 1: to come in, but let me see if she's available

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Speaker 1: right now. I know earlier she was with a patient,

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Speaker 1: I just hold on, okay, hold on, Hi. This is Cecilia. Yeah, Celia,

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Speaker 1: trying to come up there and get some therapy done.

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Speaker 1: I heard my back and my leg at work. I

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Speaker 1: mean they are they already told me was nothing broken, nothing,

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do

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Speaker 1: is far as physical therapy, you know what what exactly

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Speaker 1: will I'll be doing? Well when you come in, We'll

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Speaker 1: and there are several different things that we can do

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Speaker 1: something like that's pretty bad. Okay, well let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this hill. After people get through doing uh the therapy,

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Speaker 1: when therapy is over with, you know, do would you yourself,

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Speaker 1: ending thing? Because I don't I didn't ask something about

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Speaker 1: don't play that. I don't know. This is a place

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Speaker 1: what's kind of place do you think this is? Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's I know it's therapy, but

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Speaker 1: I think you might suggest your significant other. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't be up doing the happy ending for hell? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in the man. What kind of this you

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Speaker 1: Hold long, I mean you're not talking to me professionally.

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Speaker 1: Well are you coming at me with this happy ending?

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Speaker 1: Ain't professionally at all? Either? What kind of glaciers? Ain't

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Speaker 1: you know you're gonna take keiviyd told you like this.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I told you some like this. Look, let

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Speaker 1: you know what that's not even going there because I

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Speaker 1: a little bit too. What man? Have you lost your

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Speaker 1: everlasting marble mind? Are you going crazy? Julie, Julie? Who

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Speaker 1: in the hell is this on the phone that you

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Speaker 1: nothing about the happy ending part. It don't matter you

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Speaker 1: You you're the receptionist. You know what. You on the

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Speaker 1: borderline losing your job because this is hello Hello Mrs Cilia.

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who told you that I have happy ends for anybody?

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Speaker 1: Because the person I have happy endings for it is

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Speaker 1: my husband? Who was it? Mr? Si nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Your girlfriend Karen got me

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Speaker 1: to prank phone call you y'all y'all in here getting

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Speaker 1: me ready. I'm about to find my deist. I got

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Speaker 1: folks in the libbyists back out have lost my called

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Speaker 1: me on my job I'm a kick cart. Make no sense,

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Speaker 1: Mrs Silius. He told me, she said, my girlfriend Patience

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Speaker 1: I got something for her. Oh I got some happy

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Speaker 1: me this, baby, what is the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lad the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show's nephew proud Well, I mean, lady what, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am stupid. It is best baby that is that's

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Speaker 1: nep you're getting ready for March nineteenth. March nineteen is Beaumont, Texas,

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Speaker 1: Julie Rogers Theater. The nephew is coming to town. Tickets

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Speaker 1: some sell riden. Now you know I said, you can

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Speaker 1: get him out ticket Master outlets. So you can go

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Speaker 1: down there to the box office here Beaumont and tell

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Speaker 1: you timmy coming, ignorant coming, easy coming every way you

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Speaker 1: can think, baby, I ain't never, I ain't been there

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Speaker 1: in twenty something years, So get your ticket. Stupid on

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Speaker 1: the coming around once. Everyone. I guess every twenty year,

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Speaker 1: every day, wells every day. Right here now you can

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Speaker 1: your face, and your face, you come get it and

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Speaker 1: the nephew will be there. Okay, that right there. It's Beaumont,

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Speaker 1: right after Boumont. Where we're going. It's April Fool's y'all,

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Speaker 1: April Fool's weekend. We are headed to Nashville, Tennesseee. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's right, Nashville, Tennessee. The nephew come to town. That

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Speaker 1: Zanis Comedy Club April Fool's Weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and um,

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Speaker 1: what better way to spend April fool weekend than with

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Speaker 1: a food everybody? Don't get a tent chance do that?

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Speaker 1: You get a fool on April fool weekend. You can't

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Speaker 1: beat that, So get the tickets they don't sell. Zanis

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Speaker 1: Nephew coming. Appreciate Baltimore. Did I do it? Yes? I did?

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Speaker 1: the road again, Akhew. Thank you for coming up Nextcoberry

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show