Speaker 1: All right here it is Monday.
Speaker 2: We're kicking it off with a brand new episode on
Speaker 2: our second day.
Speaker 1: So thanks so much for being here. I hope you
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Speaker 1: Please stop moving here. Thanks?
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Speaker 2: Oh, and before we get into the second date, I
Speaker 2: do have to say hi to Lily and Stella. Were
Speaker 2: two high schoolers who chased me down at a kid's event.
Speaker 2: I was at this week event, so they wrote me
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Speaker 2: be there, So hey, thanks for listening. And your second
Speaker 2: date starts right now.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.
Speaker 4: You know, if you search Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube,
Speaker 4: you might get a case of mistaken identity.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't.
Speaker 2: Even get me started with those stupid AI videos of us.
Speaker 4: There are so many weird copycats that use fake AI
Speaker 4: generated images of me and Brook.
Speaker 1: It might look like I'm about to sell you a car.
Speaker 1: It's done by AI.
Speaker 4: Isn't bad Brook when your AI doppelganger has botox?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes it is and somehow lip filler, Like
Speaker 2: what is happening?
Speaker 5: At least AIU is doing good self care?
Speaker 1: It's the one where I was in a sequin jacket
Speaker 1: for someone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sequence is making a comeback.
Speaker 4: But what happens if you get a case of mistaken
Speaker 4: identity when you're on a first date?
Speaker 5: Oh that's how today's.
Speaker 4: Caller Noah landed himself here on our show this morning. Noah,
Speaker 4: how you doing?
Speaker 6: Man? I'm all right, how you guys doing?
Speaker 2: I feel like somebody went out with the wrong person
Speaker 2: on this date, just the way Jeff set it up.
Speaker 4: I mean your emails. There was some kind of weird
Speaker 4: mix up that happened during your date. Why don't you
Speaker 4: run us through it?
Speaker 6: All right? So I matched with this really cute girl online.
Speaker 6: She was just my type. She's got dark, curly hair.
Speaker 6: It works out you tell from her profile picks. She's
Speaker 6: about five foot four. It's like exactly my type. All right.
Speaker 4: That looks like one of Brooks AI doppelgangers that I've
Speaker 4: seen before too, So I get probably Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 4: you were attracted.
Speaker 6: Attracted, and then we were messaging each other back and
Speaker 6: forth on the app. So we just tried to meet
Speaker 6: up at this bar that's like right by where I work,
Speaker 6: and it's usually busy. There's a good vibe around there.
Speaker 6: So I get there early and I'm sitting there and
Speaker 6: I'm waiting and this woman comes up to me. She
Speaker 6: gives me a big hug. She says, hey, how are you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's like very warm, it's very comfortable, and so she
Speaker 6: sits down and we start having our conversations.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what's your name, miss brown curly haired goddess?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll get to that hang on. Okay, So meeting
Speaker 6: people on the apps, you go to the profile, You
Speaker 6: memorize some things that are on their profile so that
Speaker 6: you could bring it up, and it's part of topics conversation, right,
Speaker 6: So I know she's into yoga, she likes guys with
Speaker 6: great sense as of humor, and she likes starts chocolate.
Speaker 6: And I'm bringing all of this stuff up and yeah,
Speaker 6: it's not registering, she said, I'm getting all of these
Speaker 6: things wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh what Oh? Is she one of those that used
Speaker 1: AI to set up her profiles?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, so about fifteen minutes into the conversation, we both
Speaker 6: realized that we met the wrong person. No coincidentally, we
Speaker 6: both set up dates at the same restaurant at the
Speaker 6: same time, and I guess our dates we both kind
Speaker 6: of looked enough like each other to where we can
Speaker 6: mistake each other.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: She thought she was meeting up with a different guy too, exactly.
Speaker 6: And this girl, the first girl I met with, her
Speaker 6: name was Chloe.
Speaker 2: Okay, so wait, the original, the original curly brown hair
Speaker 2: girl is Chloe.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no. The second, the
Speaker 6: mistaken girl is name's Clote.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, So now you're on a date with
Speaker 2: Chloe that was completely not.
Speaker 6: Planned right exactly. So we're like, oh, shoot, we have
Speaker 6: our dates that we're supposed to meet and they're probably
Speaker 6: here waiting for us.
Speaker 4: Oh God, what was your feeling about that? Were you
Speaker 4: laughing about it? Were you mortified?
Speaker 6: Like it was very funny, but it also kind of
Speaker 6: sucked too, because like I was having such a good
Speaker 6: time and I realized that, like, this is not the
Speaker 6: person who I'm supposed to be here with, and you
Speaker 6: don't want to stand the.
Speaker 2: Other person up and it kind of looks like you
Speaker 2: planned a date before your date.
Speaker 1: Now if the next girl.
Speaker 5: Sees you, yeah, so what's your move.
Speaker 6: So we're both kind of just processing what's happening, and
Speaker 6: we both realize, oh my god, we need to go
Speaker 6: looking for our date.
Speaker 1: What if you find a third one?
Speaker 5: Are you a girl who's into yoga and like stark chocolate?
Speaker 6: Two?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, they're everywhere. I kind of hope they're
Speaker 5: on a date. Like you find them together, you know,
Speaker 5: the abound each other. Everybody looks alike.
Speaker 6: Well, the problem is that hurt date. She ended up
Speaker 6: finding out that her date ditcher.
Speaker 2: Isn't there a part of you that wants to do
Speaker 2: that to the person you were supposed to meet.
Speaker 1: Since you're having such a Chloe.
Speaker 5: You can stay on your date.
Speaker 6: Well that was the thing. I felt like the gentlemanly
Speaker 6: thing to do was to continue on with the date
Speaker 6: that I had set up and not ditch the first thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's the right thing. Yeah, I mean it's the
Speaker 1: right thing. I mean a real gentleman would have said, hey,
Speaker 1: come join this date.
Speaker 5: It's now a triple date. Yeah I can handle to
Speaker 5: it once.
Speaker 6: Yeah, come on, Yeah, I think you guys watched too
Speaker 6: many adult films.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's no such thing as too many go on.
Speaker 6: So okay, So I go back to Chloe. I give
Speaker 6: her a hug, and I tell her like, I'm really sorry,
Speaker 6: but I asked her. I was like, how about you
Speaker 6: give me your phone number? Because we had such a
Speaker 6: good connection. Okay, all right, She gave me her phone number,
Speaker 6: and then I went along on my original date and
Speaker 6: that date went, It went okay, it was fine.
Speaker 1: Oh but you were thinking about Chloe the whole time,
Speaker 1: weren't you.
Speaker 6: Well, there just wasn't that same connection there. Yeah, And
Speaker 6: I don't know if that messed me up or whatever,
Speaker 6: but yeah, it just wasn't the same.
Speaker 1: It was just natural and fun with Chloe.
Speaker 4: But just asking as a question, because I don't know
Speaker 4: as a woman, would it seemed douchey if a guy
Speaker 4: was like, Hey, I'm going to go leave to meet
Speaker 4: with another girl, but before that, can I get your number?
Speaker 5: No, that doesn't come off.
Speaker 1: As we get ready to get dressed up leave her house,
Speaker 1: and I get a nice thing that he didn't stand
Speaker 1: her up the situation, and she.
Speaker 4: Did actually go, oh he still has respect for the
Speaker 4: other girl.
Speaker 6: That's nice.
Speaker 2: I mean that's what dating is, right, talking to meeting
Speaker 2: and seeing who's out there.
Speaker 1: Have you talked to Chloe since?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have. I texted her a little bit, but
Speaker 6: she doesn't reply too much, like her responses are very short.
Speaker 5: I guess you really need our help.
Speaker 4: Then when we come back and we call Chloe, the
Speaker 4: girl you weren't supposed to go out with but ended
Speaker 4: up connecting with anyway.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't like chocolate or yoga that's not her thing
Speaker 1: or humor. Yeah, that was the other girl's say.
Speaker 4: We'll make sure to bring none of that in the
Speaker 4: conversation when we do your second date update.
Speaker 2: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second
Speaker 2: Date Update.
Speaker 5: Let's recap real quick.
Speaker 4: Our listener Noah had a case of mistaken identity where
Speaker 4: he was scheduled to meet up with a dark chocolate,
Speaker 4: yoga loving woman with dark curly hair, and instead found
Speaker 4: himself chatting with a dark curly haired woman who doesn't
Speaker 4: like chocolate and is more into pilates.
Speaker 1: Oh did you say that?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about that last part. I'm just
Speaker 5: assuming they're different.
Speaker 4: But it was all an accident and they both realized
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes in and they were there.
Speaker 5: With the wrong people. Yeah, so out of.
Speaker 4: Just pure respect, Noah decided he should go and find
Speaker 4: his original date and spend some time with her. But
Speaker 4: he promised to arrange a future hang out with Chloe.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately that is not materialized, and that's where he's hoping
Speaker 4: we can step into help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I sink in it may not be
Speaker 1: your fault at all.
Speaker 5: It's not my fault.
Speaker 2: Talking about what's his name, No, I'm.
Speaker 1: Talking about Noah. I don't think it's Noah's fault, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, he's a thing like her original date stood
Speaker 2: her up, remember, Yeah, so she left that night probably
Speaker 2: feeling pissed off and like you just kind of got
Speaker 2: wrapped up into it, right, Yeah, Like.
Speaker 5: Her memory of the night's bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why she won't hang
Speaker 6: out with me for another day.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 5: I could have been the last straw.
Speaker 6: I hate to be that guy, but like there is
Speaker 6: a straw, and she may just be done with dating app.
Speaker 1: Yes deleted the app.
Speaker 4: Yes, this was the last chance that she was given
Speaker 4: and it fell flat.
Speaker 5: So she has sworn off men forever.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're hoping.
Speaker 2: Isn't. It's sad.
Speaker 5: That's what the world's come to. But here we are.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm hopeful too, but it's been like a
Speaker 6: few weeks and I just I don't know. I don't
Speaker 6: know what you guys can do.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll get answers at least, let's see if it
Speaker 4: could be a little bit less hopeful, because it puts
Speaker 4: a lot of pressure on me and I don't like that.
Speaker 6: I can do that.
Speaker 5: Beautiful. Okay, I'm gonna die the number. Here we go, hopefully,
Speaker 5: Chloe answers.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, Chloe, this is a radio show called Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, by good morning.
Speaker 1: Probably a little shocked to hear a radio show calling you.
Speaker 1: It's not an everyday thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm confused.
Speaker 5: Good, that's exactly how we want you to be.
Speaker 1: That was so crazy.
Speaker 5: What are you on today? Dark Chocolate?
Speaker 4: I get that you're confused. This is totally weird that
Speaker 4: a radio show's calling you. But we're doing a segment
Speaker 4: called a second date update.
Speaker 3: Okay, why why are you calling me?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you didn't officially go out on
Speaker 2: a date with this guy, but yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Was it was like kind of a half date and
Speaker 4: accidental date with one of our listeners named Noah.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I remember Noah Okay.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he said it's been a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: since you guys have talked, so.
Speaker 3: I mean that's not entirely true, like we've been texting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he mentioned that you are texting, but it's been
Speaker 4: kind of sparse where you don't seem very interested in
Speaker 4: hanging out with him.
Speaker 5: That's the vibe that he's getting.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I guess it just seemed like he
Speaker 3: maybe liked somebody else more.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the original date he was supposed
Speaker 2: to be on.
Speaker 3: Oh he told you about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if he filled us in on how there was
Speaker 4: kind of a mix up for both of you and
Speaker 4: you arrived at the I.
Speaker 1: Mean, what a funny coincidence.
Speaker 2: You two walk in both looking for a first date
Speaker 2: you've never met, and you end up sitting with each
Speaker 2: other on accident like that.
Speaker 3: Early people, it was kind of strange how that happened.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it just kind of felt like he was
Speaker 3: just a little more into the other date.
Speaker 1: How could you tell.
Speaker 3: I promise I'm I'm not crazy?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, we'll start.
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy, but where are we going?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 3: So first I just want to say, like I fully
Speaker 3: supported him going on his original date. That was the
Speaker 3: right thing to do.
Speaker 1: So it didn't bother you that he didn't stand her up.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't bother me off. But after I said
Speaker 3: goodbye to him, I kind of maybe didn't leave the bar.
Speaker 1: Oh that's just going to be paid for you. Why
Speaker 1: would you do if you're not going to see anything
Speaker 1: you like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was just like, when else am I
Speaker 3: going to get another opportunity to like see if the
Speaker 3: way he was with me was the way he actually is,
Speaker 3: or like if he was putting on a front or whatever.
Speaker 3: So it was a very busy bar. He didn't see me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely didn't see you.
Speaker 2: He definitely what did you see?
Speaker 3: He was like smiling at her, and it seemed like
Speaker 3: they were connecting, like just as well as he connected
Speaker 3: with me. And like after a while he like put
Speaker 3: his hand on her leg and like after they left,
Speaker 3: and maybe kind of followed them a little bit.
Speaker 4: No, okay, far down might as well keep seeing.
Speaker 1: No, you followed them down the street.
Speaker 3: I mean not like down the street like they left,
Speaker 3: So I left and I was able to like watch
Speaker 3: where they went, and they only went like half a
Speaker 3: block and there was like a flower bender there, and
Speaker 3: he bought her a flower and he kissed her cheeks.
Speaker 2: Oh you went straight, Pi and the investigator.
Speaker 4: Are you sure you didn't misread that as a rejection?
Speaker 4: Flower like this was a nice date. Here you go,
Speaker 4: goodbye forever.
Speaker 3: No, it was actually like really sweet. But it just
Speaker 3: felt like, you know, he was really really liking her.
Speaker 3: And so when he texted me later, he was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I was thinking about you the whole time, and like
Speaker 3: that just felt disingenuous. It didn't look like he was
Speaker 3: thinking about anything other than that date that he was on.
Speaker 2: It looked like something though, right, Like maybe he was
Speaker 2: putting effort in and trying on the date, but that
Speaker 2: doesn't mean he wasn't thinking about you.
Speaker 4: He called that, Yeah, he was probably imagining that she
Speaker 4: was you.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 5: He gave you a flower, yeah, and he kissed you.
Speaker 5: That was a practice.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. That's creepy.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know. You just forget that I say that.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just trying to guess, because look, the
Speaker 4: whole reason that we're doing this.
Speaker 1: Who's listening in?
Speaker 3: Maybe there are you?
Speaker 4: He is the one that wanted us to call you
Speaker 4: because he felt that strongly about your connection. And he's
Speaker 4: actually on the other line right now, secretly spying in
Speaker 4: on this conversation, just like you did.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't get upset?
Speaker 6: Hey, So all right, I guess Hi, Noah, what are
Speaker 6: you doing? Look? I was just trying to get in
Speaker 6: touch with you because I just wanted to know what happened.
Speaker 6: And like, I'm I'm really sorry to do this, but
Speaker 6: I do have to kind of come clean on the
Speaker 6: whole situation.
Speaker 1: What what about? What?
Speaker 6: Well? All of those things that she described did happen,
Speaker 6: But like, I didn't have a second date with her.
Speaker 6: I asked her out for a second date and she
Speaker 6: turned me down.
Speaker 5: Would you what?
Speaker 1: Would you admit.
Speaker 2: Your first So the reason you're calling Chloe is because
Speaker 2: the girl you were actually interested in, did you yes,
Speaker 2: broke No.
Speaker 6: Honestly I would have been okay with either one of them.
Speaker 2: Actually, Oh well, thank you girl Field special the other
Speaker 2: girls on the line to listen to this.
Speaker 4: I've heard that in a rom com movie once, though,
Speaker 4: I think it worked.
Speaker 5: Are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we were doubting that you were reading
Speaker 1: his date, right.
Speaker 6: I know what I'm talking about, dude, sir, you be honest.
Speaker 4: If the other girl would have said yes to a date,
Speaker 4: would you even be on a phone with us right
Speaker 4: now hunting her down?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: Maybe, I don't know. I'm going to speak hypothetically like that.
Speaker 4: You told us the entire time you were hanging out
Speaker 4: with the other girl, Chloe was the only person on
Speaker 4: your mind.
Speaker 5: That's what you told us.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, was disingenuous.
Speaker 6: No, no, it wasn't disingenuous because she had ditched me
Speaker 6: by that point. That's why. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, as a positive to you, he hasn't up you
Speaker 2: stalking him once as a red flat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually tell you. I thought that was kind of hot.
Speaker 6: Nobody's done that to me. Okay, that's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Why would you want somebody following you?
Speaker 4: Weird?
Speaker 5: She's like, look, I'm weird.
Speaker 1: What you do?
Speaker 5: Don't like me when I'm like that, like me when
Speaker 5: I'm normal.
Speaker 2: I can't tell if you guys would actually be a
Speaker 2: really good match or a total nightmare together.
Speaker 4: Gave me a good match If none of this would
Speaker 4: have happened, and you guys were just going off your personalities.
Speaker 6: I agree we would make a great match, because I'm
Speaker 6: not with that girl anymore. She rejected.
Speaker 4: Okay, you got leave it in the past.
Speaker 5: It's done. Stop bringing it up. Nobody wants me. Why
Speaker 5: don't you.
Speaker 1: Want to go out?
Speaker 6: I don't know how else I can make it clear
Speaker 6: that I'm not dating anybody else.
Speaker 4: You have to All you have to do is focus
Speaker 4: on Chloe going forward.
Speaker 5: If she's even willing to give you a chance.
Speaker 4: Here, come on, Chloe, and I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 4: ask her whether it's a good idea or not. Because Chloe,
Speaker 4: we would like to offer to send you out with
Speaker 4: Noah one more time, and we would pay for that date.
Speaker 3: You're willing to be honest, I really did like him,
Speaker 3: but I'm nobody's second choice.
Speaker 6: No, you're not my second choice, You're my only choice.
Speaker 5: I think it sounded more romantic in your head.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I don't think any
Speaker 4: man in the history of this segment has ever made
Speaker 4: himself look less attractive to an entire gender than what
Speaker 4: we just witnessed there. We tried to take his shovel away,
Speaker 4: but he kept on digging the hole deeper and deeper
Speaker 4: for himself.
Speaker 5: I literally could have called.
Speaker 4: This back and go, hey, I just wanted to clarify
Speaker 4: that I was rejected.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know this is a hard concept for a lot
Speaker 4: of men to grasp, but sometimes the best thing you
Speaker 4: could say is nothing.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 4: Take the phrase you're my only option out of your
Speaker 4: dating because it turns out nobody finds that romantic.
Speaker 1: No no, and that actually doesn't matter about gender. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that applies to all.
Speaker 4: Just don't well except for one person, well us. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if we're your only option to help with your dating life,
Speaker 4: we are flattered. Yes, call us, call us, email the show,
Speaker 4: and we will call that person who is not calling
Speaker 4: you back your that's right. Go find all of our
Speaker 4: second date podcasts are up online wherever you get yours.
Speaker 5: Abrooke and Jeffrey