WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Mistaken Identity 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.560 All right here it is Monday. 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:03.920 We're kicking it off with a brand new episode on 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:05.440 our second day. 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:07.320 So thanks so much for being here. I hope you 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.360 had a good weekend. And what do we got for comments? 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.720 Yes, Tim Boy said, this is the only thing that 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.080 gets me through my days. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.800 Is a FedEx driver shout out from Charleston, South Carolina. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:20.600 Please stop moving here. Thanks? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:26.880 Yeah delivery Yeah okay. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.120 Oh, and before we get into the second date, I 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:33.080 do have to say hi to Lily and Stella. Were 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:37.400 two high schoolers who chased me down at a kid's event. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.879 I was at this week event, so they wrote me 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:45.640 a poem even yes, yes, no, they just recited it 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:50.839 to me. It was a live performance. You had to 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.640 be there, So hey, thanks for listening. And your second 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:54.600 date starts right now. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.639 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.840 You know, if you search Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.240 you might get a case of mistaken identity. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:06.760 Oh yeah, don't. 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:09.520 Even get me started with those stupid AI videos of us. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:13.639 There are so many weird copycats that use fake AI 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.880 generated images of me and Brook. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.240 It might look like I'm about to sell you a car. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.440 It's done by AI. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:24.280 Isn't bad Brook when your AI doppelganger has botox? 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:29.200 Yes, yes, yes it is and somehow lip filler, Like 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:30.240 what is happening? 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.920 At least AIU is doing good self care? 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.960 It's the one where I was in a sequin jacket 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:35.479 for someone. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.560 Yeah, Sequence is making a comeback. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:42.080 But what happens if you get a case of mistaken 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:44.199 identity when you're on a first date? 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.919 Oh that's how today's. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:51.120 Caller Noah landed himself here on our show this morning. Noah, 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:51.880 how you doing? 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.360 Man? I'm all right, how you guys doing? 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.720 I feel like somebody went out with the wrong person 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.040 on this date, just the way Jeff set it up. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.240 I mean your emails. There was some kind of weird 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.920 mix up that happened during your date. Why don't you 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:04.760 run us through it? 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:09.480 All right? So I matched with this really cute girl online. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.160 She was just my type. She's got dark, curly hair. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.840 It works out you tell from her profile picks. She's 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.880 about five foot four. It's like exactly my type. All right. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.560 That looks like one of Brooks AI doppelgangers that I've 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:30.440 seen before too, So I get probably Yeah, okay, So 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:31.880 you were attracted. 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.920 Attracted, and then we were messaging each other back and 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.079 forth on the app. So we just tried to meet 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.919 up at this bar that's like right by where I work, 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.200 and it's usually busy. There's a good vibe around there. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:47.800 So I get there early and I'm sitting there and 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.360 I'm waiting and this woman comes up to me. She 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:55.200 gives me a big hug. She says, hey, how are you. Yeah, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.000 she's like very warm, it's very comfortable, and so she 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.480 sits down and we start having our conversations. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.440 Okay, wait, what's your name, miss brown curly haired goddess? 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.480 Okay, I'll get to that hang on. Okay, So meeting 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.000 people on the apps, you go to the profile, You 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.720 memorize some things that are on their profile so that 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.760 you could bring it up, and it's part of topics conversation, right, 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.720 So I know she's into yoga, she likes guys with 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.600 great sense as of humor, and she likes starts chocolate. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:28.440 And I'm bringing all of this stuff up and yeah, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.119 it's not registering, she said, I'm getting all of these 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:31.760 things wrong. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.480 Oh what Oh? Is she one of those that used 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.119 AI to set up her profiles? 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.120 No? 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:42.800 No, so about fifteen minutes into the conversation, we both 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:48.880 realized that we met the wrong person. No coincidentally, we 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.280 both set up dates at the same restaurant at the 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.320 same time, and I guess our dates we both kind 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.880 of looked enough like each other to where we can 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:57.720 mistake each other. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.760 Oh my gosh. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:03.720 She thought she was meeting up with a different guy too, exactly. 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.680 And this girl, the first girl I met with, her 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.800 name was Chloe. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:12.440 Okay, so wait, the original, the original curly brown hair 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.400 girl is Chloe. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.400 No no, no, no, no, no no. The second, the 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.240 mistaken girl is name's Clote. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.920 Okay, okay, okay, So now you're on a date with 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.360 Chloe that was completely not. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:28.440 Planned right exactly. So we're like, oh, shoot, we have 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.360 our dates that we're supposed to meet and they're probably 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:33.520 here waiting for us. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.120 Oh God, what was your feeling about that? Were you 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.520 laughing about it? Were you mortified? 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.359 Like it was very funny, but it also kind of 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.240 sucked too, because like I was having such a good 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.400 time and I realized that, like, this is not the 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.000 person who I'm supposed to be here with, and you 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:50.840 don't want to stand the. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.560 Other person up and it kind of looks like you 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.720 planned a date before your date. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.160 Now if the next girl. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.400 Sees you, yeah, so what's your move. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.960 So we're both kind of just processing what's happening, and 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.240 we both realize, oh my god, we need to go 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.200 looking for our date. 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.680 What if you find a third one? 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:10.880 Are you a girl who's into yoga and like stark chocolate? 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.040 Two? 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.840 Oh my god, they're everywhere. I kind of hope they're 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.919 on a date. Like you find them together, you know, 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:18.640 the abound each other. Everybody looks alike. 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:20.880 Well, the problem is that hurt date. She ended up 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:22.320 finding out that her date ditcher. 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:26.359 Isn't there a part of you that wants to do 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.000 that to the person you were supposed to meet. 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.360 Since you're having such a Chloe. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:31.240 You can stay on your date. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.160 Well that was the thing. I felt like the gentlemanly 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.400 thing to do was to continue on with the date 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.800 that I had set up and not ditch the first thing. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.560 Yeah it's the right thing. Yeah, I mean it's the 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.640 right thing. I mean a real gentleman would have said, hey, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:44.599 come join this date. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.560 It's now a triple date. Yeah I can handle to 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:46.920 it once. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:51.560 Yeah, come on, Yeah, I think you guys watched too 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:52.640 many adult films. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.680 Oh, there's no such thing as too many go on. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.800 So okay, So I go back to Chloe. I give 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.960 her a hug, and I tell her like, I'm really sorry, 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.200 but I asked her. I was like, how about you 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.800 give me your phone number? Because we had such a 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:11.800 good connection. Okay, all right, She gave me her phone number, 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.840 and then I went along on my original date and 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.320 that date went, It went okay, it was fine. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.560 Oh but you were thinking about Chloe the whole time, 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:19.960 weren't you. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.800 Well, there just wasn't that same connection there. Yeah, And 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.000 I don't know if that messed me up or whatever, 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.880 but yeah, it just wasn't the same. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.400 It was just natural and fun with Chloe. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.800 But just asking as a question, because I don't know 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.640 as a woman, would it seemed douchey if a guy 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.680 was like, Hey, I'm going to go leave to meet 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.120 with another girl, but before that, can I get your number? 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.279 No, that doesn't come off. 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.719 As we get ready to get dressed up leave her house, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.600 and I get a nice thing that he didn't stand 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.760 her up the situation, and she. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.719 Did actually go, oh he still has respect for the 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.160 other girl. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:53.919 That's nice. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:57.039 I mean that's what dating is, right, talking to meeting 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.560 and seeing who's out there. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:06:59.960 Have you talked to Chloe since? 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.320 Yeah, we have. I texted her a little bit, but 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:09.000 she doesn't reply too much, like her responses are very short. 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.760 I guess you really need our help. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.320 Then when we come back and we call Chloe, the 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.600 girl you weren't supposed to go out with but ended 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:17.200 up connecting with anyway. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.960 Who doesn't like chocolate or yoga that's not her thing 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.040 or humor. Yeah, that was the other girl's say. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.920 We'll make sure to bring none of that in the 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.440 conversation when we do your second date update. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.360 Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:29.600 Date Update. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.400 Let's recap real quick. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:36.800 Our listener Noah had a case of mistaken identity where 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.040 he was scheduled to meet up with a dark chocolate, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:44.840 yoga loving woman with dark curly hair, and instead found 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:49.120 himself chatting with a dark curly haired woman who doesn't 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.560 like chocolate and is more into pilates. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:52.880 Oh did you say that? 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.520 Well, I don't know about that last part. I'm just 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:55.520 assuming they're different. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.000 But it was all an accident and they both realized 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.240 fifteen minutes in and they were there. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.960 With the wrong people. Yeah, so out of. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.800 Just pure respect, Noah decided he should go and find 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.480 his original date and spend some time with her. But 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:13.440 he promised to arrange a future hang out with Chloe. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:18.280 Unfortunately that is not materialized, and that's where he's hoping 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:19.520 we can step into help. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.960 Yeah, you know, I sink in it may not be 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.360 your fault at all. 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:25.920 It's not my fault. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.360 Talking about what's his name, No, I'm. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.720 Talking about Noah. I don't think it's Noah's fault, thank you. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:34.040 Yeah, Well, he's a thing like her original date stood 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:37.040 her up, remember, Yeah, so she left that night probably 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:39.640 feeling pissed off and like you just kind of got 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.600 wrapped up into it, right, Yeah, Like. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:42.600 Her memory of the night's bad. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.679 Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why she won't hang 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.959 out with me for another day. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:47.200 Though. 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:48.480 I could have been the last straw. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.440 I hate to be that guy, but like there is 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.760 a straw, and she may just be done with dating app. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.640 Yes deleted the app. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.600 Yes, this was the last chance that she was given 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.560 and it fell flat. 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.520 So she has sworn off men forever. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:06.840 Okay, we're hoping. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:08.680 Isn't. It's sad. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:10.600 That's what the world's come to. But here we are. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.520 I mean, I'm hopeful too, but it's been like a 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.560 few weeks and I just I don't know. I don't 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:16.400 know what you guys can do. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:18.920 Well, we'll get answers at least, let's see if it 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:20.680 could be a little bit less hopeful, because it puts 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.800 a lot of pressure on me and I don't like that. 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:23.760 I can do that. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.960 Beautiful. Okay, I'm gonna die the number. Here we go, hopefully, 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.120 Chloe answers. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.120 Hello, Hey, Chloe, this is a radio show called Brook 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.000 and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.000 Okay, by good morning. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.480 Probably a little shocked to hear a radio show calling you. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.760 It's not an everyday thing. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:50.280 Yeah, how you doing. 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:53.560 I'm confused. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.120 Good, that's exactly how we want you to be. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.320 That was so crazy. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.000 What are you on today? Dark Chocolate? 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.679 I get that you're confused. This is totally weird that 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.240 a radio show's calling you. But we're doing a segment 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:11.440 called a second date update. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.480 Okay, why why are you calling me? 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.840 I mean, I guess you didn't officially go out on 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.440 a date with this guy, but yeah, it. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.319 Was it was like kind of a half date and 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:25.440 accidental date with one of our listeners named Noah. 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.560 Okay, Yeah, I remember Noah Okay. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:29.120 It's good. 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:30.760 Yeah, because he said it's been a couple of weeks 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.240 since you guys have talked, so. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:35.920 I mean that's not entirely true, like we've been texting. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.520 Yeah, he mentioned that you are texting, but it's been 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:42.680 kind of sparse where you don't seem very interested in 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:43.640 hanging out with him. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.080 That's the vibe that he's getting. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.360 Well, I mean, I guess it just seemed like he 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.280 maybe liked somebody else more. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.760 Are you talking about the original date he was supposed 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:53.160 to be on. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.080 Oh he told you about that. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.040 Yeah, if he filled us in on how there was 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.120 kind of a mix up for both of you and 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.360 you arrived at the I. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.600 Mean, what a funny coincidence. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.559 You two walk in both looking for a first date 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.640 you've never met, and you end up sitting with each 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:09.760 other on accident like that. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:14.760 Early people, it was kind of strange how that happened. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.120 But yeah, it just kind of felt like he was 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.520 just a little more into the other date. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.040 How could you tell. 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.400 I promise I'm I'm not crazy? 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:25.840 Oh? 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:28.199 No, we'll start. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.320 I'm not crazy, but where are we going? 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:33.199 Okay? 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.720 So first I just want to say, like I fully 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.240 supported him going on his original date. That was the 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:40.040 right thing to do. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.800 So it didn't bother you that he didn't stand her up. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:48.640 No, it didn't bother me off. But after I said 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:54.560 goodbye to him, I kind of maybe didn't leave the bar. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.360 Oh that's just going to be paid for you. Why 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.280 would you do if you're not going to see anything 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:01.680 you like? 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.160 Yeah, so I was just like, when else am I 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.720 going to get another opportunity to like see if the 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.400 way he was with me was the way he actually is, 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.960 or like if he was putting on a front or whatever. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.520 So it was a very busy bar. He didn't see me. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:18.319 Yeah, he definitely didn't see you. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:22.800 He definitely what did you see? 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.360 He was like smiling at her, and it seemed like 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.200 they were connecting, like just as well as he connected 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.800 with me. And like after a while he like put 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:35.000 his hand on her leg and like after they left, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.920 and maybe kind of followed them a little bit. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:41.720 No, okay, far down might as well keep seeing. 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:45.000 No, you followed them down the street. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.439 I mean not like down the street like they left, 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.120 So I left and I was able to like watch 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.440 where they went, and they only went like half a 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.360 block and there was like a flower bender there, and 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.760 he bought her a flower and he kissed her cheeks. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:03.720 Oh you went straight, Pi and the investigator. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.080 Are you sure you didn't misread that as a rejection? 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:10.319 Flower like this was a nice date. Here you go, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:11.480 goodbye forever. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.040 No, it was actually like really sweet. But it just 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:18.160 felt like, you know, he was really really liking her. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.920 And so when he texted me later, he was like, oh, 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:24.240 I was thinking about you the whole time, and like 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:28.240 that just felt disingenuous. It didn't look like he was 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.280 thinking about anything other than that date that he was on. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.280 It looked like something though, right, Like maybe he was 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.520 putting effort in and trying on the date, but that 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.120 doesn't mean he wasn't thinking about you. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.200 He called that, Yeah, he was probably imagining that she 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:41.839 was you. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:44.079 Too. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.400 He gave you a flower, yeah, and he kissed you. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.599 That was a practice. 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.040 I don't like that. That's creepy. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.360 Okay, I don't know. You just forget that I say that. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.600 I'm just I'm just trying to guess, because look, the 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.360 whole reason that we're doing this. 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:58.400 Who's listening in? 0:13:59.440 --> 0:13:59.960 Maybe there are you? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.640 He is the one that wanted us to call you 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.680 because he felt that strongly about your connection. And he's 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.880 actually on the other line right now, secretly spying in 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.720 on this conversation, just like you did. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:15.040 Yes, you can't get upset? 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:21.520 Hey, So all right, I guess Hi, Noah, what are 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:25.960 you doing? Look? I was just trying to get in 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.400 touch with you because I just wanted to know what happened. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:32.640 And like, I'm I'm really sorry to do this, but 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.560 I do have to kind of come clean on the 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.280 whole situation. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.280 What what about? What? 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.680 Well? All of those things that she described did happen, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.480 But like, I didn't have a second date with her. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.920 I asked her out for a second date and she 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:46.800 turned me down. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.680 Would you what? 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:51.680 Would you admit. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.800 Your first So the reason you're calling Chloe is because 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:01.200 the girl you were actually interested in, did you yes, 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:01.760 broke No. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.160 Honestly I would have been okay with either one of them. 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:09.600 Actually, Oh well, thank you girl Field special the other 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.240 girls on the line to listen to this. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.560 I've heard that in a rom com movie once, though, 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:14.400 I think it worked. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:16.080 Are you there? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.240 Yeah, I'm here. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.480 Oh my god, we were doubting that you were reading 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:20.360 his date, right. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:25.560 I know what I'm talking about, dude, sir, you be honest. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.400 If the other girl would have said yes to a date, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:28.680 would you even be on a phone with us right 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:29.560 now hunting her down? 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:31.280 Uh? 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:36.120 Maybe, I don't know. I'm going to speak hypothetically like that. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.400 You told us the entire time you were hanging out 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.040 with the other girl, Chloe was the only person on 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:41.440 your mind. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:42.880 That's what you told us. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.720 And yeah, yeah, was disingenuous. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.080 No, no, it wasn't disingenuous because she had ditched me 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:52.840 by that point. That's why. Wow. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:16:00.440 Wow, as a positive to you, he hasn't up you 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.280 stalking him once as a red flat. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.960 Yeah, actually tell you. I thought that was kind of hot. 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.280 Nobody's done that to me. Okay, that's so crazy. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.600 Why would you want somebody following you? 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:10.920 Weird? 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.080 She's like, look, I'm weird. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:18.200 What you do? 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:20.840 Don't like me when I'm like that, like me when 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:21.480 I'm normal. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.920 I can't tell if you guys would actually be a 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.240 really good match or a total nightmare together. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:27.960 Gave me a good match If none of this would 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.520 have happened, and you guys were just going off your personalities. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.440 I agree we would make a great match, because I'm 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.560 not with that girl anymore. She rejected. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.680 Okay, you got leave it in the past. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.160 It's done. Stop bringing it up. Nobody wants me. Why 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:42.480 don't you. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:43.080 Want to go out? 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.160 I don't know how else I can make it clear 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:47.560 that I'm not dating anybody else. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.960 You have to All you have to do is focus 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.360 on Chloe going forward. 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:54.160 If she's even willing to give you a chance. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.720 Here, come on, Chloe, and I'm gonna go ahead and 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:59.480 ask her whether it's a good idea or not. Because Chloe, 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.640 we would like to offer to send you out with 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.320 Noah one more time, and we would pay for that date. 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.400 You're willing to be honest, I really did like him, 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.000 but I'm nobody's second choice. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:17.960 No, you're not my second choice, You're my only choice. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.000 I think it sounded more romantic in your head. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:27.720 Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I don't think any 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.560 man in the history of this segment has ever made 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.600 himself look less attractive to an entire gender than what 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.080 we just witnessed there. We tried to take his shovel away, 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.359 but he kept on digging the hole deeper and deeper 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:42.000 for himself. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:43.520