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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show.

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Speaker 1: We'll look at that. Everyone's showing up for the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show podcast, including Nate's hair. That's right, Hey,

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Speaker 1: let's just look at that very voluminous, isn't it? Wasn't

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Speaker 1: watched The night Stalker on Netflix? I tried to watch it,

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Speaker 1: and it is gruesome. I watched the first episode in

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Speaker 1: it really kind of messed me up. I have to

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Speaker 1: get to the other three. Why God, what a freak.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this this guy. I can't believe he lasted

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Speaker 1: like every night, who twice a night, three times a

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Speaker 1: night he's breaking into somebody's house. But I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: though the scenes, the murder scenes. I mean, he it's gruesome.

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Speaker 1: I mean I was like, I really showing that show

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Speaker 1: to Nate said that if you watch it, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: lock your doors, change the locks, get new windows. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what the hell would I want to watch that expensive?

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Speaker 1: For this episode one in Heather's like, we really need

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Speaker 1: a security system. I go, this is thirty five years

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Speaker 1: ago can be. So I'm gonna try to watch the

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Speaker 1: second episode. I will say there's one company that is

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Speaker 1: probably very disappointed with this series. And when you start

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Speaker 1: watching it, Elvis, you'll realize which company is probably seeing

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Speaker 1: your sales because of this. Okay for you, Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So here we are with a fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's Froggy, there's Scotty b and they're scratching his back.

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Speaker 1: There's Danielle in her brasement. There's a Garrett in his kitchen,

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Speaker 1: and there's Gandhi and her boyf living room. They're scary

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Speaker 1: and master control. And there's Brodie in the in the den. Hi, Brody, Hello, everybody?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing good? Anyway? There's something going on there?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? There's there's nothing going on, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I just a loan in. This is something's wrong with Brody? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know when he gets that look,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I wanted to tell a story about

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Speaker 1: a disappointing experience in a story yesterday. I know that's shocking,

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Speaker 1: but have you ever been to a store that's out

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Speaker 1: of something they shouldn't be out of? You mean pop

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Speaker 1: Eyes and Chicken a number of years ago. They were

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Speaker 1: out of burgers right anyway, So I was at bathroom

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Speaker 1: beyond yesterday and I had to buy some silverware. So

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Speaker 1: the bed, the bathroom and beyond it was clearly beyond.

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Speaker 1: So I got I gotta know about ten pieces of silverware,

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Speaker 1: a couple of forks and spoons to fill in that.

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Speaker 1: forks and spoons. So I said, do you have a bag. Nope,

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Speaker 1: we're out of bags. How we had a bags or

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Speaker 1: we've been out of bags for about a week. I said, well,

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Speaker 1: the silver ware in. No, so she pulled out a

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Speaker 1: brown roll of paper towels and wrapped my forks and spoons,

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Speaker 1: real brown paper towel. Well, you know I have it

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Speaker 1: somewhere here, let me find it. I'll show it you later.

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Speaker 1: In the podcast of the Bag Stopping Shop last week,

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Speaker 1: Like I usually have a reusable bag in my backpack

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Speaker 1: just in case I O B. You know what I did? Guys,

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Speaker 1: Look this is what I got. It looks like you stolen.

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Speaker 1: That's basically a napkin wrapped around sports and thanks Beyond.

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Speaker 1: That's coupon. I'm a Beyond member, which means I get

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Speaker 1: Plus you get your own special registers. Wh get on

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Speaker 1: the line, they say to you, are you Beyond member?

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Speaker 1: That seems like such an elite little club, right, It's

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Speaker 1: like having the black card of us. But not so.

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Speaker 1: I got the same ones. Blah blah blah. So the

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Speaker 1: don't care how much they were. You're doing real well

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Speaker 1: him there thinking he's gonna know or think that they're old.

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Speaker 1: That's not what happen into my house. He has a

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Speaker 1: fucking evidence, Daniel. What you're doing? Ye a lesson? You

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Speaker 1: know what Alex does. He'll go, huh, when'd you get

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Speaker 1: those shoes? I said, I've had these. Yeah, let me

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Speaker 1: But my point is this, if I want to buy

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Speaker 1: here's a perfect example. It's not it's not your place.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Tell me when I need to be buying.

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Speaker 1: is Jonathan Taylor Thomas. No, this this guy is TWIX

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Speaker 1: in line for the crown in the UK. This is

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Speaker 1: he's all over the he broke the internet this weekend.

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Speaker 1: This guy right here should jump line just by the

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Speaker 1: Is that an impressive pickup line? Hello ladies, I'm in

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Speaker 1: line for the crowd. Yes, if I just kill, if

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Speaker 1: I kill the other five, I'm in that's a movie.

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Speaker 1: That's a movie that is designated survivor right there. You

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Speaker 1: don't think of royalty looking like that, chat Ho chatow

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Speaker 1: chat I think Chad, it sounds like an app killed.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Would he be a suspect if just happened

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want the crown. That seems like

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Speaker 1: a lot of pressure, but in line you can kind

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Speaker 1: never going to get there, but you're still royalty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in. I think I bet we're We're all royalty

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Speaker 1: the Crown, I'm convinced someone after that family. But Elvis,

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Speaker 1: don't you think that with ancestry dot Com, one of

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Speaker 1: be from North Carolina. I have no branches on my

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Speaker 1: tree and we're a bunch of like disgusting robbers and

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Speaker 1: murderers and drunks. But one of those drunks probably know

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Speaker 1: someone who knows someone who knows someone is related to someone.

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Speaker 1: certain racial traits that we have going on here. But

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Speaker 1: the British, the British were in charge of India for

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Speaker 1: a while. They were, but there are no Well, my

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Speaker 1: mom is kind of light skinned, something could have happened.

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Speaker 1: She's very fair. I don't know, but I think about

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Speaker 1: it because like when I meet another person that goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: name as you Vogel. Don't you think somewhere down the

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I brought it up. Well, the guy is

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Speaker 1: hot is hot? That was my show and tell Hot Royal.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think Scary is the closest to royalty.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Why. You know the royals all

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Speaker 1: marry each other, and Scary has two cousins that got married.

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Speaker 1: He's scared. He can't close his blood is. You can

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Speaker 1: tell my great grandma and grandpa they were cousins that

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Speaker 1: they still are. Ye in that caricature drawing that Elvis

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Speaker 1: posted on his Instagram story, it looks like your parents

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Speaker 1: are cousins. Wo, only in the caricature talking biking Scary. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen mine and I don't want to. So

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Speaker 1: look at Brodie's arm, like pull it out a little

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Speaker 1: bit one arm right here, it looks like I'm a

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Speaker 1: I'm a spider. Or no, you look like Slimer and

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Speaker 1: Slimer was white. Yeah, yeah, we find my mind's pretty

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Speaker 1: Cruella Deville. I hear he's working on all of us,

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Speaker 1: you guys here, Michael Jackson, this one's more. If tattooed

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