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Speaker 1: The future is here. Oh and it's taking our jobs.

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Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffery in the morning. Not my job yet.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Happen in the next few months because I turned in

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Speaker 1: my emergency contact number late to corporate Over in China, though,

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Speaker 1: the hot thing right now is self driving cars commonly

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Speaker 1: known as robotaxis.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we have some here in the States, but

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Speaker 2: it's not like this. I'm gonna show you a picture

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Speaker 2: of one.

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Speaker 1: We'll have this up on our Insta stories at Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. But you guys, remember, I mean, some of

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Speaker 1: us are old enough to remember when the Internet first

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Speaker 1: started and it disrupted the entire world and people were

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Speaker 1: freaking out, like nothing's gonna be the same, Okay, vaguely

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Speaker 1: I remember like an old clip of Regis Philbin being like,

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Speaker 1: what's the Internet?

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Speaker 2: So that panic is kind of what's happening in China.

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Speaker 1: Because these electric robot taxis are available for fifty cents

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Speaker 1: a trip. So if a customer is deciding, hmmm, do

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Speaker 1: I take an uber driven by a human and pay

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Speaker 1: sixty bucks or do I get a robot taxi for

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Speaker 1: less than a dollar?

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Speaker 2: You know which one. They're gonna pick you know, the

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Speaker 2: robo taxi.

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Speaker 3: I'm taking a nap in the backseat. I trust no

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Speaker 3: one anymore.

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Speaker 2: After the streaming service has screwed us, members.

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Speaker 3: Are like, cut the cable.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna save so much money.

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Speaker 3: By the way, we're gonna start playing commercials to charge

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Speaker 3: you so much money.

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Speaker 2: Very upset about it.

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Speaker 3: Now, it's all a trick, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Now, taxis and Uber drivers in China aren't getting customers anymore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they say it's completely rattled the entire country's workforce.

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Speaker 2: Really and if you're.

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Speaker 1: Wondering, the robotaxis aren't perfect yet. There's been a few

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Speaker 1: that have failed to respond to traffic lights. One robotaxi

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Speaker 1: still only fifty cents.

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Speaker 3: That's a pretty scary. Uber drivers some points off by

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Speaker 3: a robot car. You can't even yell at anyone.

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Speaker 2: You still have to choose quiet mode on a robot

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Speaker 2: these stupid questions about the weather car.

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Speaker 1: You know who's not bothered by this is Elon Musk,

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Speaker 1: with his fleet of electrical vehicles. He vows to unveil

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Speaker 1: his robotaxi for America.

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Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, he was going to unveil it.

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Speaker 2: He's finally a robot, just what we've been expecting this

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Speaker 1: Well, it's good news for Jose because now when you

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Speaker 1: veno women for their Uber to come to your place

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Speaker 1: on fifty.

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Speaker 3: Instead of two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is, we have a lot of listeners

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Speaker 2: who are Uber drivers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we do. Actually I've gotten into many ubers and

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Speaker 3: they're already listening to love You.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they don't know who I am, but they

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Speaker 1: But we're done with you now, so thank you.

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Speaker 2: Now we have to figure out here, Jack, how do

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Speaker 2: we get those robot taxis to listen to? Yes? You

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Speaker 2: know what they love is the shot collar question.

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: Lots of laughter for all the robots driving cars out there,

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Speaker 1: So digital Jake, take it away.

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Speaker 3: On this day. In two thousand and five, sports history

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Speaker 3: was made when legendary cyclist Lance Armstrong won the Tour

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Speaker 3: de France for the seventh consecutive time. I remember there

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Speaker 3: was like, no way, how was he doing? Sticky history.

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Speaker 3: It was an incredible feat and endurance that had never

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Speaker 3: been done before and has never been matched since.

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Speaker 2: Because he was a crow at the time.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure now was he later found to be cheating

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Speaker 3: by taking performance enhancing drugs? I mean, sure if you

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Speaker 3: That's why today, to celebrate Lance and his seven straight

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Speaker 3: steroid induced victories, we're raising our yellow Livestrong bracelets into

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Speaker 3: the air for special cheaters do prosper edition of plenty

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Speaker 3: of twenty like you today, I have a list of

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Speaker 3: the top twenty activities people are most likely to cheat

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Speaker 3: on in their lives. No, you just have to name

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Speaker 3: them to stay in the game. We'll start with the

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Speaker 3: woman who got excited after she finished a jigsaw puzzle

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Speaker 3: in four months because the box said four to six years.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Alexis top twenty things people are most likely

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Speaker 3: to cheat on in their life. Okay, well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: go the easy one and say relationship. Yeah, relationships is

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Speaker 3: number thirteen on my When you say easy to cheat

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Speaker 3: thought was the eye exam.

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Speaker 2: How do you cheat on an eye exam?

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Speaker 1: Well, I've done it so many times, I've kind of

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Speaker 1: memorized what the utterers are.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes all the charts exactly the same. Well they used

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Speaker 1: Now that you do computer ones where they can you

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Speaker 3: But they used to be. But I'm actually gonna say,

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Speaker 3: taxes is what I'm gonna say. My goodness, taxes number

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Speaker 3: eight on my lis. The answer thirteen and eight are

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Speaker 3: off the border. Over to Jose, I mean, I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna go with the most obvious to me, and that's

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Speaker 3: cheating on a test. On a test, it's number six

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Speaker 3: on my list. Tests, quizzes, they'll take all that off

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Speaker 3: the BA. It's over to Jeffrey. Things are most likely

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Speaker 3: to cheat on it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know Brooke has fudged the results on her

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Speaker 1: husband's paternity tests.

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Speaker 2: It's given me paternity results.

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Speaker 3: Jake paternity results. It's not on my list. I'm sorry, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: way hard to cheat. Not in the top twenty. Let's

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Speaker 3: go back to Alexis. Does it count? You know when

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Speaker 3: you like go to a different hairstylists, like, we consider

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Speaker 3: that cheating hairstyle.

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Speaker 2: I think it's on my list.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say hairstylist, Jake going to a different hairstylist.

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Speaker 3: Not the kind of cheating I'm looking for. It's not

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Speaker 3: on my list. Go over to brook Brook and Jose.

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Speaker 3: The only ones left. All right, here's one that I

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Speaker 3: wrote down because I know that it causes a lot

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Speaker 3: of fights. I don't actually know how you cheat in it.

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Speaker 3: But Monopoly, Oh yeah, my family board games Number one

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Speaker 3: answer on my list. Very eager to cheat at board games. Jose,

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Speaker 3: it's your turn.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've done this many times, Jake, and cheating all

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Speaker 1: my diet.

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Speaker 3: Good diet. Number three on my list. One number two

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Speaker 3: is still there. What else do I cheat on? I

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Speaker 3: cheat your driving test the proctor? Oh why don't wait?

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Speaker 3: How about urine test?

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Speaker 2: A drug test, you know, like you would take the

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Speaker 2: Kodak you know, film canister? Okay, Brooks history.

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Speaker 3: Drug test. My list today's edition of twenty that we

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Speaker 3: know of. Here's some of the things you guys missed

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Speaker 3: on the list. There's a lot of them. Number two

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Speaker 3: card games of card games with two exercises. Number four

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Speaker 3: like skipping reps, taking longer breaks, kind of cheating where

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Speaker 3: you're like, I'm not going to go back for that

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Speaker 3: next round. Phone games like wordle number five, looking at

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Speaker 3: you google it. Yeah, work hours, getting in late or

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Speaker 3: leaving early, parking using someone else's pass or not paying

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Speaker 3: Cheating on video games. There's reading like skimming books are

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Speaker 3: going straight to the end, Cheating on your age like

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Speaker 3: how brook says she's thirty nine. Social media like photoshopping

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Speaker 3: pictures to make yourself look better, cooking the Alexi Special,

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Speaker 3: buying something from Costco and telling people you made it.

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Speaker 3: Another Alex special. Pet care like telling Brookie walked her

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Speaker 3: dog when you really didn't. That was the end of

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Speaker 3: my list.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna choose to get shocked. He's gonna They're gonna

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Speaker 1: sing Britney Spears. Well, I'm gonna go with you because

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Speaker 1: you're you're just speaking so well today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Oops, I did it a god shot collar. Question of

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Speaker 2: the day. We got your phone tap coming up in

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Speaker 2: just a few minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,