Speaker 1: Second day. Today, we have an old friend back on
Speaker 1: the show Friends. It's a guy who did a second
Speaker 1: date with us a couple of years ago, named Matt. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's reached out to us once again, hoping we can
Speaker 1: be the soothing ointment to rub over his romantic love burns.
Speaker 1: Last time he was on the show, Matt got rejected
Speaker 1: after learning his date made out with a hotter looking
Speaker 1: batman at the movie theaters. Oh I remember, Matt, I
Speaker 1: remember you. That's a very specific thing. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was pretty memorable, Matt. Were there any costumes involved this
Speaker 1: time around? Not this time. No, I left my caps
Speaker 1: hanging up at the bat Cavett jokes. I'm so curious
Speaker 1: what made you call us back? Because if I remember right,
Speaker 1: that was a terrible ending that we had. I mean,
Speaker 1: like the girl was kind of a jerk. Well, he
Speaker 1: can't keep a good man down. Hey, yeah, she thinks
Speaker 1: she's some bane and can break me, toss me down
Speaker 1: this big hole. No, I'll climb out. Okay, the dark
Speaker 1: cat rises again. All right, here are we on too? Now?
Speaker 1: What's the new lady's name? So, her name's Kelsey. Okay,
Speaker 1: where do we meet her online? Okay? And did you
Speaker 1: have a good connection with her right from the beginning
Speaker 1: or yeah, right from the beginning. Normally I have a
Speaker 1: pickup line. Yeah, it used to work all the time,
Speaker 1: or well for me all the time. Is like it
Speaker 1: worked like one. Yeah that's a successor than most people.
Speaker 1: What are we working with here? So I used to say, hey,
Speaker 1: you're like a credit card because you have my interest? Yes,
Speaker 1: okay that she did you respond to that? So I
Speaker 1: did something else, you know, I really want wanted to
Speaker 1: get her attention. So I thought about it, and I
Speaker 1: came up with a new line. Okay, would you get
Speaker 1: would you go with? So I said, you're like Whifi
Speaker 1: because we have a connection. Okay, Really it worked right
Speaker 1: because she responded. Kelsey thought it was funny. All right, dude,
Speaker 1: that's exciting. So did you ask her? I like, where'd
Speaker 1: you guys go? Would you do? I asked her she
Speaker 1: wanted to get some Asian food if she likes that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff? Said yeah, Plus it's broad because there's
Speaker 1: a million different things. Yeah, totally. If she says no
Speaker 1: to that, then don't even go on to day exactly
Speaker 1: for real. So like we're out, like we have funny
Speaker 1: banner immediately, and we're kind of teasing each other giving
Speaker 1: it back. And when you say Asian food, in my mind,
Speaker 1: I think of like Chinese food, Hi food, so it's
Speaker 1: a large content. But she thought, like Asian food just
Speaker 1: meant sushi automatically, and they didn't have any sushi. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a nice guy, so I just said, look,
Speaker 1: this isn't the way I roll, but we could just
Speaker 1: hang out and make a night of this. What do
Speaker 1: you mean I don't roll? Yeah? Yeah, I just said, hey,
Speaker 1: no more, mister rice guy. Everybody understood that one. All right,
Speaker 1: he's got a whole set. Now can we focus on
Speaker 1: the day with with Kelsey jokes aside? How was the
Speaker 1: connection connectually? Was great? Like I said, we had a
Speaker 1: lot of chemistry. We're going back and forth. And then
Speaker 1: like it was kind of funny because I thought the
Speaker 1: restaurant was way too hot. She thought it was way
Speaker 1: too cold, and so she went to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and I thought it would be hilarious if I would
Speaker 1: order us two frozen margaritas. So when the time she
Speaker 1: get back, I could roll up my season like, oh man,
Speaker 1: it's so hot in here. I got us margaritaturant Margarita
Speaker 1: such a weird Okay, they thought it was weird when
Speaker 1: I requested it. By the just do it. It's for
Speaker 1: a joke. You'll get it. Everyone will laugh. It'll be hilarius.
Speaker 1: Okay she did. She just die of laughter. I don't
Speaker 1: think she really got it first specificained. So the rest
Speaker 1: of the night, it was great. We had fun. She
Speaker 1: came home with me that night. Tell us about the
Speaker 1: romance night. I'll just say that the romance happened. What
Speaker 1: was it? What was the exit? Like? Like, did you
Speaker 1: guys talk about hanging out again the next morning? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about hanging out again. She said sure, And
Speaker 1: I texted her a couple of times. I'm worried maybe
Speaker 1: like one of my jokes wasn't that funny? Or something
Speaker 1: would be too funny. I think she's intimidated by the humor. Well,
Speaker 1: but she went home with you, Okay, So how long
Speaker 1: has this been since we last spoke to her. It's
Speaker 1: been a week okay, okay, so she's obviously avoiding you
Speaker 1: by and by. I just wonder if she just didn't
Speaker 1: think the WiFi joke was that funny. It's possible that
Speaker 1: couldn't be it. We'll play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: We'll call Kelsey and try and get your second date. Update.
Speaker 1: All right, Batman, you can call me Mattman if you like.
Speaker 1: On second, when the sun goes down out and the
Speaker 1: night is upon us, young couples take to the streets
Speaker 1: of Gotham hoping to get it in. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: Batman says. Yeah, always told me what doesn't kill you
Speaker 1: makes you undateable. Oh, yeah, that's what That's what he
Speaker 1: always said before he took me in at night. We're
Speaker 1: on the phone right now with a guy who wants
Speaker 1: to go be known as Mattman because he dress us
Speaker 1: up like Batman a lot. He didn't this time, though,
Speaker 1: because something much better happened. He took a girl home
Speaker 1: after dinner and an Asian restaurant with a healthy dose
Speaker 1: of humor mixed in. Yeah, it actually sounded really good.
Speaker 1: The whole night sounded pretty good. Yeah, parts of it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean for her after spending the night. Kelsey isn't
Speaker 1: calling him back now and it's been a full week,
Speaker 1: So Mattman, before we call her, I just want to
Speaker 1: give you a quick quote. Okay, okay, it's from the
Speaker 1: movie The Dark Night. It's a Harvey Dent quote before
Speaker 1: he turned evil and tries to destroy the whole city.
Speaker 1: But before he does that, he says, the night is
Speaker 1: darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, matt Man,
Speaker 1: the dawn is coming for you. So that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It might feel dark right now, okay, but good times
Speaker 1: are ahead of you. Okay, matt Man. I mean, her
Speaker 1: name is Kelsey, but I get it. I appreciated it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't mean, yeah, okay, maybe this was more confusing
Speaker 1: than helpful. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if anything, you know
Speaker 1: what's coming. You've done this before, and I don't think
Speaker 1: it can be worse than the last time you were
Speaker 1: on the phone with us. That wasn't fun. Just like Batman,
Speaker 1: just hide in the shadows and when we need you
Speaker 1: be ready to pounce. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. I mean,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know anything about this Batman stuff unless she's
Speaker 1: snuck into my bat closet or looked underneath my bat
Speaker 1: food time. Your Batman bed sheets didn't give it away,
Speaker 1: didn't have the lights on. Bats can see in the dark. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I sleep in a race cards. Just let's just call
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, let's just dial Kelsey's number. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey, is this Kelsey? Uh? Yeah, Mat,
Speaker 1: Yeah you may. This is Brooke and Jeffrey. Hi Kelsey
Speaker 1: the Morning radio Show. We're excited to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh don't really listen to you guys. No offense, but
Speaker 1: most people don't. That's fine. Thank you for sticking that
Speaker 1: into our side. That's okay, that's all right. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second Date update right now, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to help one of our listeners, Matt, get
Speaker 1: back in touch with you. Oh god, okay, all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you remember going out with Matt a little while ago.
Speaker 1: I mean, how could I forget? Okay, it could be
Speaker 1: a good thing. Am I trying to be positive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The tone of her voice doesn't sound super positive. What
Speaker 1: did you think of hanging out with Matt? Uh? You know,
Speaker 1: I went in with a really positive attitude, and it
Speaker 1: seems like we had a lot of chemistry up until
Speaker 1: actually meeting one another. Um oh what it was just strange,
Speaker 1: like we kind of just kept getting into these like
Speaker 1: little fights and like like as if we were like
Speaker 1: our real couple already, like not on like a first date,
Speaker 1: you know, like, like, what kind of fights are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Well, he was walking so fast through the restaurants.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, like, can you slow down. I
Speaker 1: can't walk that fast. I'm wearing heels. And he just went,
Speaker 1: I'm walking normal. And I was just walking normal. I
Speaker 1: was just walking normal. You guys, have him on the phone.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot more that happened before.
Speaker 1: You could have got more info Matt if you would.
Speaker 1: Obviously Matt's been on the other one listening. He wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you, honestly. I mean maybe this would
Speaker 1: be like a teachable moment. But like you know, if
Speaker 1: a girl's wearing it heels on the date, like you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to walk at a slower pace. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I walked faster on purpose because I thought it
Speaker 1: was funny. I thought you would laugh at that. No,
Speaker 1: you know, I must have been too far behind for
Speaker 1: you to know that. I was just laughing terribly. Okay
Speaker 1: to the restaurant, No, we were all walk in. He
Speaker 1: didn't make reservation. It doesn't matter, like it's so rude
Speaker 1: to walk in front of someone. I'm trying to give
Speaker 1: a reason point is Kelsey, He was trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: It obviously wasn't to you, Like I mean, was that
Speaker 1: the only time that that miscommunication happened. No, if that
Speaker 1: was like the thing, I'd be like, that's kind of
Speaker 1: a jerk move, Like I don't know, this is weird.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I did joke the first time
Speaker 1: because I thought he was joking, But then he like
Speaker 1: kept doing it, and that's when I got annoyed. And
Speaker 1: then he just kind of kept arguing about like the
Speaker 1: temperature in like the restaurant, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: am I like a thousand years old arguing with somebody
Speaker 1: about like temperature. Ye told us that when we spoke
Speaker 1: to him a little bit earlier. Yeah, that is a
Speaker 1: look into like an elderly couple. But he said he
Speaker 1: did it in a creative way. And he served you
Speaker 1: a cold margharita as like a cold like it was
Speaker 1: cold enough for you. No, that was a jerk move.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is kind of like weirdly sadistic,
Speaker 1: like I was just joking, Like I even rolled up
Speaker 1: my sleeves to make it look like it was way hotter,
Speaker 1: and like you didn't even get that part either. That's
Speaker 1: very so I mean I got it, like, you definitely
Speaker 1: committed to the bit, but maybe you have some like
Speaker 1: social awareness and you're like, I wasn't laughing. Part of
Speaker 1: you were Yeah, I don't get it though, Kelsey, like,
Speaker 1: after all of this, then you go back to his place,
Speaker 1: Like I guess I just thought it was like a
Speaker 1: one time thing, and I was still trying to give
Speaker 1: him the benefit of the doubt, which I like totally regret. Now,
Speaker 1: why was it bad? Was it bad at his house too? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean he took a shower, and like, this man
Speaker 1: took a shower longer than any woman I've ever known. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he was doing in there.
Speaker 1: I was like, did he like pass out? Oh maybe
Speaker 1: it was going to show you his famous Batman outfit?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, It's already bad enough, guys, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? The conversation isn't going great already. Maybe the
Speaker 1: Batman thing could save it. Whenever you tell a woman
Speaker 1: that he dresses up like a fictional character. He has
Speaker 1: a very realistic looking Batman costume. Oh what are you
Speaker 1: guys talking about right now? I literally have no idea
Speaker 1: at what you're saying. Well, Matt's been on our show
Speaker 1: before and and he's very into Batman and he was
Speaker 1: hoping to show you that at a later date. So
Speaker 1: let me take it from here. You take them, do
Speaker 1: you think, Mat what's going on? What are they talking about?
Speaker 1: And I was just about to complain about you leaving
Speaker 1: a wet towel on your bed, but now this is
Speaker 1: way worse. There are some couple of fights that happened too,
Speaker 1: Like every great couple goes through this, Like, oh man,
Speaker 1: you look at like a great couple that's been through
Speaker 1: it is like a Brad Pitt and Angeline and Joee
Speaker 1: like they're divorced and it was a terrible relationship. But
Speaker 1: I think a comeback is coming for Angeline even better
Speaker 1: than the first time. Hey, Ben and jo can get
Speaker 1: back together. Yeah see he's Batman and yeah yeah, Ben
Speaker 1: aff I was that they got it, Matt. She doesn't
Speaker 1: know the Batman stuff, so that doesn't make sense to her.
Speaker 1: I just want to be like a great couple like
Speaker 1: Batman and Robbie, Like even they had their problems, we
Speaker 1: can still get together. We could still save Gotham City together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can be the dynamic duo. That is a c
Speaker 1: offer there Kelsey, everyone has made like five hundred Batman
Speaker 1: references and I don't understand any of it. I don't
Speaker 1: even like care about Batman. Oh, don't say that in
Speaker 1: front of Matt. Matt, I'm sorry, man, I think you
Speaker 1: guys aren't meant to be that well, honestly, if she's
Speaker 1: not in the Batman, I don't think I want a
Speaker 1: data Okay, I think that should be a question right
Speaker 1: from the beginning in your future dating Okay, on the profile, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should sound effect I'm no wonder woman, but I
Speaker 1: am wondering if you would like to go on another day?
Speaker 1: Are you still asking? And you you are a wonder
Speaker 1: woman asking? I'm throwing my lasso of truth over Kelsey.
Speaker 1: Be honest, Kelsey, you want to go out on another
Speaker 1: date with Matt Man? Well, Pa, I think the next
Speaker 1: moment of your dreams is probably a comic con or
Speaker 1: some laughing events. And fine for somebody who doesn't like superheroes,
Speaker 1: you sure know a lot about them all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know a lot of nerds, so little Kelsey,
Speaker 1: you should start asking like the Joker, because he knows
Speaker 1: how to take a joke and a clown around and
Speaker 1: is a funny guy. There was a punchline in there somewhere, Ye,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I don't understand why guys who
Speaker 1: love superheroes and enjoy dressing up sometimes don't get second
Speaker 1: dates anymore. Oh hey, that's what you take that has
Speaker 1: to keep his cape in the closet. Jeff do you
Speaker 1: know what it's like being kept in the closet for
Speaker 1: years about stuff? It doesn't feel good. Okay, that's not
Speaker 1: what this was about at all. She wasn't gonna say
Speaker 1: yes even before the cape came up, but then she
Speaker 1: had to rub it in and be like, oh now,
Speaker 1: especially with the superhero stuff. She suggested that he go
Speaker 1: to comic Con, go larp and meet somebody. You should
Speaker 1: have just left it alone. And dude, you're like the
Speaker 1: worst wing man ever. I just want to say this.
Speaker 1: If you have a passion and if you have a
Speaker 1: hobby and you want to go around dressed up however
Speaker 1: you want to dress, that doesn't mean you can't also
Speaker 1: be an amazing lover. I don't In college, they called
Speaker 1: me the flash. Okay, why and I'm assuming I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I'm thinking you don't know why. I think
Speaker 1: That's also why you guys can all hate on love.
Speaker 1: I support people like Matt and everybody else who just
Speaker 1: wants to be who they are. We support that well, okay,
Speaker 1: but when the flash just not the flash, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I don't know what we support anymore, but I do
Speaker 1: know that if you want to get a second date, update,
Speaker 1: email us and we will call somebody. Not gonna dry
Speaker 1: very hard, but we will call somebody and try and
Speaker 1: get you a second day. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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