WEBVTT - Second Date Update: MattMan Returns

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<v Speaker 1>Second day. Today, we have an old friend back on

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<v Speaker 1>the show Friends. It's a guy who did a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with us a couple of years ago, named Matt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he's reached out to us once again, hoping we can

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<v Speaker 1>be the soothing ointment to rub over his romantic love burns.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time he was on the show, Matt got rejected

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<v Speaker 1>after learning his date made out with a hotter looking

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<v Speaker 1>batman at the movie theaters. Oh I remember, Matt, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember you. That's a very specific thing. Yeah, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty memorable, Matt. Were there any costumes involved this

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<v Speaker 1>time around? Not this time. No, I left my caps

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<v Speaker 1>hanging up at the bat Cavett jokes. I'm so curious

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<v Speaker 1>what made you call us back? Because if I remember right,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a terrible ending that we had. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like the girl was kind of a jerk. Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>can't keep a good man down. Hey, yeah, she thinks

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<v Speaker 1>she's some bane and can break me, toss me down

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<v Speaker 1>this big hole. No, I'll climb out. Okay, the dark

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<v Speaker 1>cat rises again. All right, here are we on too? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the new lady's name? So, her name's Kelsey. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>where do we meet her online? Okay? And did you

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<v Speaker 1>have a good connection with her right from the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>or yeah, right from the beginning. Normally I have a

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<v Speaker 1>pickup line. Yeah, it used to work all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>or well for me all the time. Is like it

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<v Speaker 1>worked like one. Yeah that's a successor than most people.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we working with here? So I used to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like a credit card because you have my interest? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>okay that she did you respond to that? So I

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<v Speaker 1>did something else, you know, I really want wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get her attention. So I thought about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>came up with a new line. Okay, would you get

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<v Speaker 1>would you go with? So I said, you're like Whifi

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<v Speaker 1>because we have a connection. Okay, Really it worked right

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<v Speaker 1>because she responded. Kelsey thought it was funny. All right, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exciting. So did you ask her? I like, where'd

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<v Speaker 1>you guys go? Would you do? I asked her she

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get some Asian food if she likes that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff? Said yeah, Plus it's broad because there's

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<v Speaker 1>a million different things. Yeah, totally. If she says no

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<v Speaker 1>to that, then don't even go on to day exactly

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<v Speaker 1>for real. So like we're out, like we have funny

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<v Speaker 1>banner immediately, and we're kind of teasing each other giving

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<v Speaker 1>it back. And when you say Asian food, in my mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I think of like Chinese food, Hi food, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>a large content. But she thought, like Asian food just

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<v Speaker 1>meant sushi automatically, and they didn't have any sushi. And

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be a nice guy, so I just said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't the way I roll, but we could just

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<v Speaker 1>hang out and make a night of this. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean I don't roll? Yeah? Yeah, I just said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>no more, mister rice guy. Everybody understood that one. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a whole set. Now can we focus on

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<v Speaker 1>the day with with Kelsey jokes aside? How was the

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<v Speaker 1>connection connectually? Was great? Like I said, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of chemistry. We're going back and forth. And then

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<v Speaker 1>like it was kind of funny because I thought the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant was way too hot. She thought it was way

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<v Speaker 1>too cold, and so she went to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought it would be hilarious if I would

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<v Speaker 1>order us two frozen margaritas. So when the time she

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<v Speaker 1>get back, I could roll up my season like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so hot in here. I got us margaritaturant Margarita

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<v Speaker 1>such a weird Okay, they thought it was weird when

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<v Speaker 1>I requested it. By the just do it. It's for

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<v Speaker 1>a joke. You'll get it. Everyone will laugh. It'll be hilarius.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay she did. She just die of laughter. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she really got it first specificained. So the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the night, it was great. We had fun. She

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<v Speaker 1>came home with me that night. Tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>romance night. I'll just say that the romance happened. What

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<v Speaker 1>was it? What was the exit? Like? Like, did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys talk about hanging out again the next morning? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about hanging out again. She said sure, And

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<v Speaker 1>I texted her a couple of times. I'm worried maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like one of my jokes wasn't that funny? Or something

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<v Speaker 1>would be too funny. I think she's intimidated by the humor. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but she went home with you, Okay, So how long

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<v Speaker 1>has this been since we last spoke to her. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a week okay, okay, so she's obviously avoiding you

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<v Speaker 1>by and by. I just wonder if she just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think the WiFi joke was that funny. It's possible that

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be it. We'll play a song, we'll come back,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call Kelsey and try and get your second date. Update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Batman, you can call me Mattman if you like.

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<v Speaker 1>On second, when the sun goes down out and the

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<v Speaker 1>night is upon us, young couples take to the streets

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<v Speaker 1>of Gotham hoping to get it in. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>Batman says. Yeah, always told me what doesn't kill you

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<v Speaker 1>makes you undateable. Oh, yeah, that's what That's what he

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<v Speaker 1>always said before he took me in at night. We're

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone right now with a guy who wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go be known as Mattman because he dress us

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<v Speaker 1>up like Batman a lot. He didn't this time, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because something much better happened. He took a girl home

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<v Speaker 1>after dinner and an Asian restaurant with a healthy dose

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<v Speaker 1>of humor mixed in. Yeah, it actually sounded really good.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole night sounded pretty good. Yeah, parts of it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean for her after spending the night. Kelsey isn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back now and it's been a full week,

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<v Speaker 1>So Mattman, before we call her, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a quick quote. Okay, okay, it's from the

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<v Speaker 1>movie The Dark Night. It's a Harvey Dent quote before

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<v Speaker 1>he turned evil and tries to destroy the whole city.

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<v Speaker 1>But before he does that, he says, the night is

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<v Speaker 1>darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, matt Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the dawn is coming for you. So that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It might feel dark right now, okay, but good times

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<v Speaker 1>are ahead of you. Okay, matt Man. I mean, her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Kelsey, but I get it. I appreciated it.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't mean, yeah, okay, maybe this was more confusing

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<v Speaker 1>than helpful. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if anything, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's coming. You've done this before, and I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it can be worse than the last time you were

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us. That wasn't fun. Just like Batman,

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<v Speaker 1>just hide in the shadows and when we need you

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<v Speaker 1>be ready to pounce. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't know anything about this Batman stuff unless she's

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<v Speaker 1>snuck into my bat closet or looked underneath my bat

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<v Speaker 1>food time. Your Batman bed sheets didn't give it away,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have the lights on. Bats can see in the dark. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I sleep in a race cards. Just let's just call

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. All right, let's just dial Kelsey's number. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hey, is this Kelsey? Uh? Yeah, Mat,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you may. This is Brooke and Jeffrey. Hi Kelsey

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning radio Show. We're excited to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh don't really listen to you guys. No offense, but

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<v Speaker 1>most people don't. That's fine. Thank you for sticking that

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<v Speaker 1>into our side. That's okay, that's all right. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something called a second Date update right now, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to help one of our listeners, Matt, get

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<v Speaker 1>back in touch with you. Oh god, okay, all right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you remember going out with Matt a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how could I forget? Okay, it could be

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. Am I trying to be positive? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The tone of her voice doesn't sound super positive. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you think of hanging out with Matt? Uh? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I went in with a really positive attitude, and it

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<v Speaker 1>seems like we had a lot of chemistry up until

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<v Speaker 1>actually meeting one another. Um oh what it was just strange,

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<v Speaker 1>like we kind of just kept getting into these like

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<v Speaker 1>little fights and like like as if we were like

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<v Speaker 1>our real couple already, like not on like a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like, like, what kind of fights are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Well, he was walking so fast through the restaurants.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, like, can you slow down. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't walk that fast. I'm wearing heels. And he just went,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking normal. And I was just walking normal. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just walking normal. You guys, have him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>There's going to be a lot more that happened before.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have got more info Matt if you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously Matt's been on the other one listening. He wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, honestly. I mean maybe this would

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<v Speaker 1>be like a teachable moment. But like you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>a girl's wearing it heels on the date, like you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to walk at a slower pace. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I walked faster on purpose because I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was funny. I thought you would laugh at that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I must have been too far behind for

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<v Speaker 1>you to know that. I was just laughing terribly. Okay

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<v Speaker 1>to the restaurant, No, we were all walk in. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't make reservation. It doesn't matter, like it's so rude

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<v Speaker 1>to walk in front of someone. I'm trying to give

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<v Speaker 1>a reason point is Kelsey, He was trying to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It obviously wasn't to you, Like I mean, was that

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<v Speaker 1>the only time that that miscommunication happened. No, if that

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<v Speaker 1>was like the thing, I'd be like, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a jerk move, Like I don't know, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I did joke the first time

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought he was joking, But then he like

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<v Speaker 1>kept doing it, and that's when I got annoyed. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he just kind of kept arguing about like the

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<v Speaker 1>temperature in like the restaurant, and I was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I like a thousand years old arguing with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>about like temperature. Ye told us that when we spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to him a little bit earlier. Yeah, that is a

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<v Speaker 1>look into like an elderly couple. But he said he

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<v Speaker 1>did it in a creative way. And he served you

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<v Speaker 1>a cold margharita as like a cold like it was

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<v Speaker 1>cold enough for you. No, that was a jerk move.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is kind of like weirdly sadistic,

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<v Speaker 1>like I was just joking, Like I even rolled up

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<v Speaker 1>my sleeves to make it look like it was way hotter,

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<v Speaker 1>and like you didn't even get that part either. That's

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<v Speaker 1>very so I mean I got it, like, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>committed to the bit, but maybe you have some like

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<v Speaker 1>social awareness and you're like, I wasn't laughing. Part of

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<v Speaker 1>you were Yeah, I don't get it though, Kelsey, like,

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<v Speaker 1>after all of this, then you go back to his place,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I guess I just thought it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>one time thing, and I was still trying to give

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<v Speaker 1>him the benefit of the doubt, which I like totally regret. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>why was it bad? Was it bad at his house too? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he took a shower, and like, this man

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<v Speaker 1>took a shower longer than any woman I've ever known. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what he was doing in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, did he like pass out? Oh maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was going to show you his famous Batman outfit?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yes, It's already bad enough, guys, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? The conversation isn't going great already. Maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>Batman thing could save it. Whenever you tell a woman

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<v Speaker 1>that he dresses up like a fictional character. He has

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<v Speaker 1>a very realistic looking Batman costume. Oh what are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys talking about right now? I literally have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>at what you're saying. Well, Matt's been on our show

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<v Speaker 1>before and and he's very into Batman and he was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping to show you that at a later date. So

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<v Speaker 1>let me take it from here. You take them, do

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<v Speaker 1>you think, Mat what's going on? What are they talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just about to complain about you leaving

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<v Speaker 1>a wet towel on your bed, but now this is

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<v Speaker 1>way worse. There are some couple of fights that happened too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like every great couple goes through this, Like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at like a great couple that's been through

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<v Speaker 1>it is like a Brad Pitt and Angeline and Joee

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<v Speaker 1>like they're divorced and it was a terrible relationship. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think a comeback is coming for Angeline even better

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<v Speaker 1>than the first time. Hey, Ben and jo can get

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<v Speaker 1>back together. Yeah see he's Batman and yeah yeah, Ben

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<v Speaker 1>aff I was that they got it, Matt. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know the Batman stuff, so that doesn't make sense to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to be like a great couple like

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<v Speaker 1>Batman and Robbie, Like even they had their problems, we

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<v Speaker 1>can still get together. We could still save Gotham City together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can be the dynamic duo. That is a c

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<v Speaker 1>offer there Kelsey, everyone has made like five hundred Batman

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<v Speaker 1>references and I don't understand any of it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even like care about Batman. Oh, don't say that in

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<v Speaker 1>front of Matt. Matt, I'm sorry, man, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>guys aren't meant to be that well, honestly, if she's

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<v Speaker 1>not in the Batman, I don't think I want a

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<v Speaker 1>data Okay, I think that should be a question right

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<v Speaker 1>from the beginning in your future dating Okay, on the profile, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you should sound effect I'm no wonder woman, but I

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<v Speaker 1>am wondering if you would like to go on another day?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still asking? And you you are a wonder

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<v Speaker 1>woman asking? I'm throwing my lasso of truth over Kelsey.

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest, Kelsey, you want to go out on another

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<v Speaker 1>date with Matt Man? Well, Pa, I think the next

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<v Speaker 1>moment of your dreams is probably a comic con or

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<v Speaker 1>some laughing events. And fine for somebody who doesn't like superheroes,

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<v Speaker 1>you sure know a lot about them all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know a lot of nerds, so little Kelsey,

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<v Speaker 1>you should start asking like the Joker, because he knows

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<v Speaker 1>how to take a joke and a clown around and

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<v Speaker 1>is a funny guy. There was a punchline in there somewhere, Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. I don't understand why guys who

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<v Speaker 1>love superheroes and enjoy dressing up sometimes don't get second

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<v Speaker 1>dates anymore. Oh hey, that's what you take that has

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<v Speaker 1>to keep his cape in the closet. Jeff do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it's like being kept in the closet for

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<v Speaker 1>years about stuff? It doesn't feel good. Okay, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what this was about at all. She wasn't gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>yes even before the cape came up, but then she

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<v Speaker 1>had to rub it in and be like, oh now,

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<v Speaker 1>especially with the superhero stuff. She suggested that he go

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<v Speaker 1>to comic Con, go larp and meet somebody. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have just left it alone. And dude, you're like the

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<v Speaker 1>worst wing man ever. I just want to say this.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have a passion and if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>hobby and you want to go around dressed up however

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<v Speaker 1>you want to dress, that doesn't mean you can't also

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<v Speaker 1>be an amazing lover. I don't In college, they called

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<v Speaker 1>me the flash. Okay, why and I'm assuming I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why. I'm thinking you don't know why. I think

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<v Speaker 1>That's also why you guys can all hate on love.

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<v Speaker 1>I support people like Matt and everybody else who just

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be who they are. We support that well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but when the flash just not the flash, Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what we support anymore, but I do

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