Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the.
Speaker 3: Double Show, It's time for to catch a cheater. And
Speaker 3: Michelle is on the phone today. She thinks that her
Speaker 3: husband of three years might be cheating on us. So
Speaker 3: we're going to see if we can catch him. But
Speaker 3: first let's find out why. Michelle, what's going on with
Speaker 3: you and your husband?
Speaker 4: Hey, so kind of weird, but I like, I've found
Speaker 4: this text from this woman. Let me just back up
Speaker 4: a little bit. So we've always been close, but like
Speaker 4: sometimes to a fault, we're a little too comfortable with
Speaker 4: each other. But that's why I'm so confused, because I
Speaker 4: feel like we know everything about each other, you know.
Speaker 4: So last week I was in the kitchen getting something
Speaker 4: and I saw his phone on the counter, which is
Speaker 4: totally normal. We always leave our phones everywhere, so it
Speaker 4: wasn't that weird. But there was like a message open
Speaker 4: from this girl named Samantha. And I don't know Samantha.
Speaker 4: I don't know that he knows the Samantha and the preview,
Speaker 4: like you know, the text preview popped up that said, hey, sexy,
Speaker 4: what are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, wasn't a joke. I texted people a.
Speaker 4: Lot kind of what I'm hoping maybe it's you.
Speaker 2: I don't know, D.
Speaker 4: But so he's never mentioned a Samantha before, and I like,
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do, so I didn't say
Speaker 4: anything to Chris, but I just kind of left the
Speaker 4: room and I came back a little later to get
Speaker 4: a drink and his phone was like still sitting there,
Speaker 4: so pictured up. I opened it and I clicked on
Speaker 4: the message from Samantha and he hadn't replied to.
Speaker 2: That last text. But then I scrolled up.
Speaker 4: Like a few more messages and there was this picture
Speaker 4: of Samantha almost like completely new. Oh okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: then there was there was a text after that asking
Speaker 4: Chris like something like you sure you don't want some
Speaker 4: of this?
Speaker 1: You dirty boy? Oh?
Speaker 4: Chris texted that paw sure, sweet cheeks. I'm really confused,
Speaker 4: what's happening? Yeah, I'm just honestly in shock, and I
Speaker 4: really would would love your help figuring out what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I mean it definitely sounds I mean that
Speaker 1: sounds guilty. I don't know how you make that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it sounds like she wants him for sure.
Speaker 5: It's just is how far is he participating? I mean
Speaker 5: other than the sweet cheeks, which is still bad. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm not okay with sweet cheeks. But I mean maybe
Speaker 5: it didn't, you know, cross over into physical or anything
Speaker 5: like that. I don't know, right.
Speaker 4: So, actually I did ask him who Samantha was, and
Speaker 4: he told me just about that first like preview message
Speaker 4: that I saw, so he wasn't totally lying. But he
Speaker 4: didn't say anything about the picture, and I didn't bring
Speaker 4: it up either. It's just all really weird. It's kind
Speaker 4: of like laughing it all off. I don't know what
Speaker 4: to think of.
Speaker 6: Any of it.
Speaker 1: So what did he say about it?
Speaker 4: He laughed, and then he said it was just some
Speaker 4: lonely old broad, That's what he said, lonely old broad
Speaker 4: that needs attention something like that. Nothing to worry about.
Speaker 5: He said, Yeah, okay, not a cool package.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very dismissive, toude. Nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: I mean, if she was on the other foot and
Speaker 3: you were getting a picture from a naked dude or
Speaker 3: almost naked dude, I'm sure he would be like, that's
Speaker 3: something to worry about.
Speaker 4: He was just brushing it off.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I don't know, like you can't control
Speaker 5: what other people are going to do right like people
Speaker 5: are going to send I mean, you should stop it.
Speaker 1: That would be the right.
Speaker 5: Thing to do, But a lot of people feel validated
Speaker 5: in that, so again it's not okay.
Speaker 1: But it might not actually be cheating.
Speaker 3: Let's figure it out. Already gave us the grocery store
Speaker 3: that he's a rewards card. Remember at we'll play a
Speaker 3: song come back, teach you to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Next, it's time to catch a cheater. Only on the
Speaker 1: Double Show if you're just joining us for to catch
Speaker 1: a cheater.
Speaker 3: Michelle is on the phone and she thinks that her
Speaker 3: husband of three years might be cheating. And we're about
Speaker 3: to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 3: store where he's a rewards card member and say that
Speaker 3: every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
Speaker 3: random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
Speaker 3: and we'll see if he sends those flowers to Michelle
Speaker 3: or to somebody else. But before we do that, Michelle,
Speaker 3: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation with
Speaker 3: your husband right now?
Speaker 4: Sure, So, I caught my husband texting this woman named Samantha.
Speaker 4: She sent like an almost nude photo and it was
Speaker 4: very flirty. And then when I asked him who the
Speaker 4: hell is Samantha? He laughed it off, brushed it off,
Speaker 4: and said that she's just some lonely old woman in
Speaker 4: an unhappy marriage who needs attention, and said it's nothing
Speaker 4: to worry about.
Speaker 1: So we're going to find out. All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: You ready, I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 1: All right, cool, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Jorabel. I'm calling from So. I
Speaker 1: was looking for our rewards card member named Chris.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, speaking Chris.
Speaker 3: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 3: I'm calling to let you know that you're this month's
Speaker 3: big winner. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't know, but every single month we choose
Speaker 3: one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
Speaker 3: our floral department, Absolutely free.
Speaker 1: I've said that a couple times now, just so you know.
Speaker 1: It's free.
Speaker 3: And what you've won is thirty six long stem red roses,
Speaker 3: a box of candy, and a car to be delivered
Speaker 3: anywhere in the United States absolutely on us.
Speaker 1: We do flower delivery.
Speaker 3: Now we're trying to get the word out about that,
Speaker 3: but also say thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right cool.
Speaker 1: So here's how it works.
Speaker 3: So you'll get confirmations of everything, so you know that
Speaker 3: it's absolutely free. And what we can do is I
Speaker 3: can take the information in just a few minutes over
Speaker 3: the phone. If you knew who you wanted to send
Speaker 3: them to right now, we could do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean all right, I mean it's legit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I said, you'll get a confirmation of everything.
Speaker 2: All right, awesome, what do what do you need from me?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 3: I would need the first and the last name of
Speaker 3: the person you want to send them to, and then
Speaker 3: anything you might want to put on a card, and
Speaker 3: then the address.
Speaker 7: All right, I mean I know I want to send
Speaker 7: him to my wife Michelle.
Speaker 1: So and then anything on a card do you want
Speaker 1: to put with that?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, uh, I'm I'm stupid in love with the lady.
Speaker 2: I got some yo, enjoy.
Speaker 3: That's funny, Chris. I also have to let you know
Speaker 3: that your wife Michelle is actually on the phone.
Speaker 2: Oh what you know, Michelle?
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel. H I'm you know, making noises
Speaker 1: over here. I'm sorry, that was funny.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 3: Historia and we do a segment on the show called
Speaker 3: to Catch a Cheea where if you suspect your significant
Speaker 3: other might be sleeping around, we try to see you.
Speaker 1: They send flowers to So that's why your wife is
Speaker 1: on the phone.
Speaker 6: What all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that was weird.
Speaker 7: I knew someone was up.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7: Well, oh my god, Michelle, what is this to catch
Speaker 7: a cheer?
Speaker 2: You're such a moron. What is this? What do you
Speaker 2: even do?
Speaker 4: I'm not a moron. I was just seeing, like what
Speaker 4: you would do.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: We had that whole thing about Samantha or I was
Speaker 4: seeing if you were gonna have then flowers Harmantha.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 7: All right, all right, all right, I thought i'd put
Speaker 7: it out that far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the story with that? So Michelle told us
Speaker 3: a little bit about it. It sounds super shady to me.
Speaker 7: Oh I thought you like got the drift that it
Speaker 7: was like completely nothing.
Speaker 2: All right. You know, Samantha is Rudy. No, Rudy is Samantha. Okay,
Speaker 2: Rudy is.
Speaker 7: He's like my best friend and he's great but uh
Speaker 7: he married uh someone who Uh how would.
Speaker 2: You describe Bath?
Speaker 7: I describe her as, uh not my favorite person. She's
Speaker 7: a real painting advice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I mean he's.
Speaker 2: Basically in like a prison.
Speaker 6: She she has her Yeah, she has the gals over
Speaker 6: for like Sex and the City night right, and she
Speaker 6: makes him this is her party night, this is her
Speaker 6: social He freaking he's cleaning up everything.
Speaker 7: I don't know how she like bamboozled him or whatever,
Speaker 7: but he's scrambling every week. Uh he probably has an
Speaker 7: apron on to like back and get everything right.
Speaker 1: Like ready and stuff too. Just what does this have
Speaker 1: to do Samantha? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7: Right, Okay, So sex in the City, he's basically Samantha.
Speaker 7: He's such a Samantha. So I basically just said, boom,
Speaker 7: you are Samantha.
Speaker 3: I changed his name for somebody who never saw sex
Speaker 3: in the City. What does a Samantha mean?
Speaker 7: Uh, Samantha is just basically a sturbing.
Speaker 2: I guess she's not.
Speaker 5: She's like she's the one that's forever single. She's super
Speaker 5: successful and a little bit promiscuous and just kind.
Speaker 1: Of Jessica Parks. It's that one. Okay, No, that's Miranda.
Speaker 7: No, you're taking the wrong point away from total.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. What's the point that we're supposed
Speaker 1: to be getting Chris.
Speaker 7: So the girls come over and they're drinking and laughing
Speaker 7: and you know, watching sex in the City and you know,
Speaker 7: not even just to do stuff. I guess like they're
Speaker 7: going back or if they're not watching that, they're watching
Speaker 7: you know, the news spin off, all this crap. Anyway,
Speaker 7: he's got the house and like, I don't know, like
Speaker 7: showroom condition pretty much.
Speaker 2: So I changed the state of Samantha in my phone,
Speaker 2: and you.
Speaker 7: Know, he's basically like just the captive these days, and.
Speaker 2: Uh, he's like in hell.
Speaker 7: So yeah, he's I call him the lonely old broad
Speaker 7: and he's attention.
Speaker 1: Was he just sending those as a joke then, yeah,
Speaker 1: So don't go.
Speaker 6: Through my phone and you won't have these little freakouts.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's my fault. You can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't understand how she would be like you
Speaker 3: didn't didn't tell her it was rudy.
Speaker 5: You're on rabbit hole, great, Like, why couldn't we just
Speaker 5: have told her that from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 7: I didn't know you were going to be like, uh,
Speaker 7: I don't know, doing espionage on my you know, my
Speaker 7: personal phone. I love you's crazy, little moron.
Speaker 2: Just you know, I love you too.
Speaker 4: Like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys learn in a cool world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad you found out that he's not cheating, Michelle.
Speaker 3: And I'm glad you're not cheating, Chris.
Speaker 2: I'm not cheating. I wouldn't rule it out ever, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna cheat you. I'm I'm like I said,
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 4: I love you too. Now I think we need to
Speaker 4: watch Sex in the Cities and you can really learn
Speaker 4: his Samantha.
Speaker 5: I also really think that Rudy should forever be referred
Speaker 5: to as Samantha, even by you.
Speaker 1: Michelle.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna start calling him sam because there we go.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that this worked out in the weirdness
Speaker 3: kind of a weird thing.
Speaker 1: But whatever tell Samantha. We said, Hi, I'm going to
Speaker 1: drag your guys into this. That's a fun ride. I'm
Speaker 1: glad it's all good. The Jewel shows to catch a
Speaker 1: cheater