WEBVTT - MURKOWSKI COULD LEAD GOP REVOLT AGAINST TRUMP - 4.21.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you the answer to my question. It

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<v Speaker 1>is this, the Party seeks power entirely for its own sake.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not interested in the good of others. We

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<v Speaker 1>are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury, or

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<v Speaker 1>long life or happiness. Only power, pure power. What pure

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<v Speaker 1>power means you will understand presently. We are different from

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<v Speaker 1>all the oligarchies of the past in that we know

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<v Speaker 1>what we are doing. All the others, even those who

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<v Speaker 1>resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and

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<v Speaker 1>the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods,

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<v Speaker 1>but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives.

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<v Speaker 1>They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized

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<v Speaker 1>power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just

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<v Speaker 1>round the corner of their lay up paradise where human

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<v Speaker 1>beings would be free and equal. We are not like that.

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<v Speaker 1>We know that no one ever sees his power with

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<v Speaker 1>the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means,

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<v Speaker 1>it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship

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<v Speaker 1>in order to safeguard a revolution. One makes the revolution

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<v Speaker 1>in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution

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<v Speaker 1>is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object

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<v Speaker 1>of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen eighty four by George Orwell, the pen name of

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<v Speaker 1>Eric Blair, published on eight June nineteen forty nine. Sometime

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<v Speaker 1>today or this week, Donald Trump will again prove George

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<v Speaker 1>Orwell eric Blair a prophet, or will prove that he

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<v Speaker 1>Trump read nineteen eighty four, but read it as an

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<v Speaker 1>instructional manual, and he will do something his advisors will

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<v Speaker 1>have told him this week not to do, and he

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<v Speaker 1>will do it. Because Trump seeks power entirely for its

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<v Speaker 1>own sake. That he knows no one ever seizes power

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<v Speaker 1>with the intention of relinquishing it at an end. That

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<v Speaker 1>power is not a means to Trump, that the object

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<v Speaker 1>of power is power. Even two fascist imbeciles who surround

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<v Speaker 1>him heg Seth, his secretary of Defense, and Vodka and

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<v Speaker 1>Garden Gnome, the secretary of dress up dolls, they will

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<v Speaker 1>officially tell him not to do this, that it is

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<v Speaker 1>not necessary, that the problem is resolving itself, that he

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<v Speaker 1>can take credit for that, And he will do it anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>because in his reptilian brain, he will think, I am

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<v Speaker 1>not establishing a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution.

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<v Speaker 1>I am making a revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.

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<v Speaker 1>And Trump will, despite the advice, invoke the Insurrection Act

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen oh seven if I'm wrong about this, If

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<v Speaker 1>something else in his reptilian brain tells Trump to defer

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<v Speaker 1>to Gnome, and hegxeth, he will only defer and delay

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<v Speaker 1>now because doing it later will hurt more. He will

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<v Speaker 1>invoke the Insurrection Act of eighteen oh seven, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we will be inside his dictatorship soon or late. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why the most important person in this country today,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, the person who is most likely to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to save the country or begin to that person

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<v Speaker 1>may be Senator Lisa Murkowski, because, like so many of

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<v Speaker 1>us before her, Lisa Murkowski just realized what George Orwell

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<v Speaker 1>meant when he wrote that in his novel nineteen eighty four,

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<v Speaker 1>what do.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to say to people who are afraid.

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<v Speaker 3>Or are resent people who are afraid?

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<v Speaker 4>We are all afraid. Okay, that's what I say.

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<v Speaker 2>But we are where we're in it. We're in a

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<v Speaker 2>time at a place.

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<v Speaker 5>Where I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I certainly have not.

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<v Speaker 4>I have not been here before, and I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 4>I'm I'm oftentimes very anxious myself about about using my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Because retaliation is really that which I suspect you have

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<v Speaker 1>heard before. Was at a conference in front of people

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<v Speaker 1>from nonprofit groups at Anchorage, Alaska, and it's a damn Shane.

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<v Speaker 1>The audio is so bad there because it is the

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<v Speaker 1>most important thing yet said by a Republican in any

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<v Speaker 1>office this year, and thus Lisa Murkowski may be the

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<v Speaker 1>most important person in this country right now. She said

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<v Speaker 1>that she is afraid she has reached the exact baseline

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<v Speaker 1>state Trump has sought. It is the exact premise of

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<v Speaker 1>O'Brien's speech in the Torture Chamber to Winston Smith in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty four, that the objective torture is torture and

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<v Speaker 1>the objective power is power. She is afraid. She is

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of retribution. She is afraid of the mob. She

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<v Speaker 1>is afraid of what is next. She vows to be confrontational,

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<v Speaker 1>to use her voice in public in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of us, and to her, I say, forget the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of us, Senator, use your voice in private, use

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<v Speaker 1>it among your Republican colleagues in the Senate. You and

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen other Republican senators and at most four Republican representatives

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<v Speaker 1>can stop all of this cold You, Senator Murkowski, can

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<v Speaker 1>save the country. You can impeach Trump, or if you

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<v Speaker 1>still can't get over the last hump, if you still

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<v Speaker 1>think that his power is somehow Republican Party power, or

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<v Speaker 1>that his power is somehow Conservative power, or that his

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<v Speaker 1>power is somehow your power, or that his power is

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<v Speaker 1>somehow anything but his power, the eighteen of you can

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<v Speaker 1>use the threat to impeach him, to virtually fetter him,

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<v Speaker 1>to at least control the width and breadth of the

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<v Speaker 1>damage he does, to make him know at all times

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<v Speaker 1>the Senate and if necessary, the House, will vote against him.

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<v Speaker 1>You only need three other Senate Republicans to join you

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<v Speaker 1>just to rein him in thirteen others, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>literally destroy this man. And there is reason to hope

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<v Speaker 1>this might actually happen before the iron curtain of dictatorship descends. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>in her confession of fear at Anchorage, Lisa Murkowski hinted

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<v Speaker 1>at doing exactly what I just suggested.

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<v Speaker 2>You's charm that I am or as a young girl

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<v Speaker 2>and eng.

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<v Speaker 4>And am able to affect.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, and I will figure out how I can do

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<v Speaker 2>my ass to help the many who are so anxious.

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<v Speaker 6>And are so afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>Murkowski was driven in fear to this point, not by

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<v Speaker 1>the pending decision on the Insurrection Act, nor by the

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<v Speaker 1>rendition of an innocent Maryland father without due process, nor

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<v Speaker 1>by the attempted rendition of hundreds of others, nor by

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<v Speaker 1>the tariff disaster, nor by Trump ignoring the courts, but

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<v Speaker 1>by people she knows in the federal government career, people

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<v Speaker 1>summarily fired through the efforts of this stoned fascist foreigner Musk,

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<v Speaker 1>their bodies symbolically piling up in front of her Senate

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<v Speaker 1>office door fire, just so Trump can exercise the power

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<v Speaker 1>that is exercised for its own sake. That's what has

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<v Speaker 1>made this visceral to her. That is her specific creed

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<v Speaker 1>decur that is what she is afraid of. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter if she's just afraid of the one thing and

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<v Speaker 1>acting on just the one thing. It is a start,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is a breakthrough, and it is one lit

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<v Speaker 1>match in the darkness that is conservatism and the Republican

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<v Speaker 1>Party in this country right now, because Murkowski will now

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<v Speaker 1>find what all of us have found. Start down this

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<v Speaker 1>path of resistance, and you will discover there are only

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<v Speaker 1>two roots. There is to be presented to you, the

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<v Speaker 1>false promise of compromise and appeasement and partial dissent while

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<v Speaker 1>retaining your power. And that root goes directly over a

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<v Speaker 1>cliff behind the woods. That was the one Gretchen Whitmer

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<v Speaker 1>took the other week. That was the one dozens of

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans have taken. Look down below at the pile at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom, it's Lindsey Graham. And then there is the

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<v Speaker 1>only other path utter resistance. To stop this. You must

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<v Speaker 1>stop this. As Trump wields power solely. In order to

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<v Speaker 1>wield power forever, you must become such that you resist solely,

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<v Speaker 1>to resist him forever, Senator, Because the voice of the

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<v Speaker 1>scared Senator Lisa Murkowski may be the most important voice

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<v Speaker 1>in the nation right now. She's going to use her charm,

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to have conversations. There are so many conversations

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<v Speaker 1>Senator Murkowski can have that can save the nation. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't dream of her joining the Bernie and AOC tour,

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<v Speaker 1>but god damn, would that be something. But there is

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<v Speaker 1>one advantage to having a Republican feel this way. When

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans don't believe in the rules the rest of us do.

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<v Speaker 1>Republicans have had no squeamishness for decades now about meeting

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<v Speaker 1>the justices of the Supreme Court. Senator, take some of

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<v Speaker 1>your colleagues with you, the ones who are even more

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<v Speaker 1>afraid than you, are too afraid to even admit it

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<v Speaker 1>the way you did, And go and see Amy Coney Barrett.

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<v Speaker 1>I will always be suspicious of Amy Coney Barrett, but

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<v Speaker 1>her voting record shows it is undeniable. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>human being in there. There is somebody who holds at

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<v Speaker 1>least some of the law sacred in there. Go see

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<v Speaker 1>Chief Justice Roberts. I'm not sure what's inside of him,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is clear he lives in abject terror of

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<v Speaker 1>the executive branch subsuming and perverting the judiciary. And it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like it has just dawned on him that Trump

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't just intend to ignore the courts out there somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>the inferior courts, the district courts, the local courts on

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<v Speaker 1>those minor things, the minor things, the Supreme Court can

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<v Speaker 1>survive and still claim it is in charge. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea is forming in John Robert's head that

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<v Speaker 1>Trump means to kill him metaphorically, of course, or worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night, in the middle of the night, the Supreme

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<v Speaker 1>Court took its second unmistakable shot across Trump's bow. It

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the other signs hope, besides the fear

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<v Speaker 1>inside Lisa Murkowski. The Court stepped in, not waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>inferior courts to rule, not waiting for one of its

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<v Speaker 1>own justices to rule, just stepping in as the whole

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<v Speaker 1>court and saying, no, you will not kidnap and disappear

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<v Speaker 1>anybody from the soil of the United States of America

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<v Speaker 1>using the Alien Enemies Act, at least until further notice.

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<v Speaker 1>We will get back to you, President Fatso they put

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<v Speaker 1>this out so late, I was already asleep. They put

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<v Speaker 1>this out at one am Eastern daylight time, Friday night,

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning. It is a very polite, very legalistic fu

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<v Speaker 1>to Donald Trump, very much of a piece with Senator

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<v Speaker 1>Van Holland spitting the truth yesterday that Trump is already

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<v Speaker 1>ignoring the courts and already ignoring the Supreme Court, and

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<v Speaker 1>thus we are already in a constitutional crisis and guess

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't like getting ignored or being the victims of

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<v Speaker 1>a constitutional crisis. Well, surveys say seven out of nine

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<v Speaker 1>members of the Supreme Court don't like this quote aarp

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<v Speaker 1>et al v. Trump, President of US et al. There

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<v Speaker 1>is before the Court an application on behalf of a

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<v Speaker 1>putitive class of detainees seeking an injunction against their removal

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<v Speaker 1>under the Alien Enemies Act. The matter is currently pending

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<v Speaker 1>before the Fifth Circuit. Upon action by the Fifth Circuit,

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<v Speaker 1>the Solicitor General is invited to file a response to

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<v Speaker 1>the application before this Court as soon as possible. That's

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<v Speaker 1>shoving the Fifth Circuit Court out of the effing way.

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<v Speaker 1>The government is directed not to remove any member of

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<v Speaker 1>the putative class of detainees from the United States until

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<v Speaker 1>further order of this Court. C. Twenty eight USC. One

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five to one a. Justice Thomas and Justice Alito

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<v Speaker 1>dissent from the Court's order. Statement from Justice Alito to

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<v Speaker 1>follow Now. The Court could undo this today, even though

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty obvious it was seven to two, with even

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<v Speaker 1>Kavanaugh and Gorsich saying no more renditions, no more, using

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<v Speaker 1>nineteenth century laws designed to protect the nation when it

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<v Speaker 1>is next literally invaded by Britain or France and armies

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<v Speaker 1>with Muskets rendezvousing with their spies who already live here

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<v Speaker 1>and are wearing tricorn hats to try to blend in

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<v Speaker 1>No More Alien Enemies Act, asshole. This is especially pertinent

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<v Speaker 1>because last week refugees from Afghanistan here legally after working

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<v Speaker 1>with US at their own peril against the Taliban there,

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<v Speaker 1>they got emails from the Trump regime telling them they

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<v Speaker 1>had seven days to quote self deport in their case,

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to Afghanistan and get killed. These are

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<v Speaker 1>the same people Trump treated like martyrs when the withdrawal

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<v Speaker 1>he arranged from Afghanistan went predictably tragic. Under Biden, We're

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry for them, Let's send them home to be killed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is also especially pertinent because of Hegseth and Noam

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<v Speaker 1>and the Alien Enemy Act's cousin, the Good Old Insurrection Act.

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<v Speaker 1>At eighteen oh seven, the day Trump returned from Elba

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<v Speaker 1>and seized power again, he directed those two clowns to

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<v Speaker 1>submit a report in ninety days advising him on conditions

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<v Speaker 1>at the southern border and whether or not he should

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<v Speaker 1>invoke the Insurrection Act. And guess what he expected them

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<v Speaker 1>to say yesterday was da Friday. CNN reported the Hegseth

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<v Speaker 1>Gnome report will conclude border crossings are low lower and

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<v Speaker 1>they do not need the additional authority provided by the

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<v Speaker 1>Insurrection Act, you know, authority like suspending much of the

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<v Speaker 1>constitution over a large part of the country, or effort

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<v Speaker 1>over all of the country. I don't doubt the CNN reporting.

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<v Speaker 1>I also don't doubt that if that's what they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do, it will enrage Trump and he might even

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<v Speaker 1>fire Hegseth and Gnome and invoke the Act anyway, because

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<v Speaker 1>the object of power is power, and Trump cannot process

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<v Speaker 1>why these other carbon based life forms in the room

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<v Speaker 1>with him would delay grabbing more power. As I said,

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<v Speaker 1>he will do it or try it. If it be now,

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<v Speaker 1>tis not to come. If it be not to come,

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<v Speaker 1>it will be now. If it be not now yet,

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<v Speaker 1>it will come. The readiness is all, Senator Murkowski. It

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<v Speaker 1>is also clear I think that those in Trump's inner

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<v Speaker 1>circle have recognized something is wrong with Trump, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>extra wrong with him. You see it now in every

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<v Speaker 1>public statement of fealty and those televised cabinet meetings that

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<v Speaker 1>would make Kim Jong un blush. They are soft soaping

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<v Speaker 1>him whenever possible. They are, so to speak, throwing small

0:20:10.275 --> 0:20:12.555
<v Speaker 1>fish at his mouth to keep him happy and to

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<v Speaker 1>keep him from trying to attack the peaquad. They are

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<v Speaker 1>forcing him, or massaging him into doing a series of climbdowns.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no mistaking it. He has even started some of

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<v Speaker 1>the climbdowns himself. Iran is a climb down. The tariff

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<v Speaker 1>disaster was in mismanagement, lies and changes. Of course, the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty first century equivalent of how the Johnson administration managed

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<v Speaker 1>Vietnam only condensed into like three weeks. They climbed down

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<v Speaker 1>on it. They made money off the climb down, but

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<v Speaker 1>they climbed down off of it. He's climbed down on

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<v Speaker 1>Musk erratically. Sometimes there have been climbs back ups, but

0:20:57.955 --> 0:21:01.475
<v Speaker 1>Musk is on the periphery. Again. There are even the

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<v Speaker 1>vague shadows of a climb down about Ukraine, the attack

0:21:05.715 --> 0:21:09.155
<v Speaker 1>on the universities climb down. Why would you admit the

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<v Speaker 1>threatening letter to Harvard was sent without authorization If you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that Harvard had now decided to retaliate in

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<v Speaker 1>a fight, it will win. This reported recommendation against the

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<v Speaker 1>Insurrection Act, that's a climb down the National Intelligence Council.

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<v Speaker 1>The Reader's Digest version of our eighteen intelligence agencies wrote

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<v Speaker 1>a secret assessment earlier this month that no, sorry, sorry, Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>Venezuela is not directing an invasion of the US and

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<v Speaker 1>using the trend Deragua gang as its mercenaries, so Trump

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<v Speaker 1>can't use that as his excuse to invoke the Alien

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<v Speaker 1>Enemies Act. The whole attempt to stage manage Senator Van

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<v Speaker 1>Holn's visit to see kilbar of Rego Garcia was a

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<v Speaker 1>climb down. First of all, who decided to let Van

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<v Speaker 1>Hollends see him after insisting he could not possibly be seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Two countries were aligned against. Oh yeah, he's over there,

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<v Speaker 1>go see him. Who made that decision? The dictator of

0:22:13.635 --> 0:22:18.595
<v Speaker 1>Al Salvador, who draws his hair on Trump made the decision?

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<v Speaker 1>Who thus confirmed to America that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is

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<v Speaker 1>not dead or mutilated? Trump did that. Who tried to

0:22:29.995 --> 0:22:32.235
<v Speaker 1>make it look like this guy was at a resort,

0:22:32.355 --> 0:22:36.555
<v Speaker 1>passing the time chain, drinking bloody Mary's Trump did. Who

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<v Speaker 1>has panicked over how this has turned out? Trump did?

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<v Speaker 1>This is why Lisa Murkowski might be the most important

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<v Speaker 1>person in this country right now, because Trump's people are

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<v Speaker 1>experts in one thing, only making people afraid, by putting

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<v Speaker 1>up a seemingly impregnable front, by insisting that one day

0:22:59.235 --> 0:23:02.715
<v Speaker 1>rebounds by the stock market in the middle of a crash.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's the single best day market history. By

0:23:08.075 --> 0:23:12.955
<v Speaker 1>sending out Steven Miller to sound crazier and crazier, and

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<v Speaker 1>for the sweat on his cue ball noggin to shine

0:23:17.475 --> 0:23:22.595
<v Speaker 1>worse and worse under the TV lights. Never let him

0:23:22.595 --> 0:23:25.515
<v Speaker 1>see his sweat, Steve. Oh sorry, I guess I should

0:23:25.515 --> 0:23:30.835
<v Speaker 1>have told you that before. But inside the White House,

0:23:31.115 --> 0:23:34.275
<v Speaker 1>the people who replaced the deep state suddenly have realized

0:23:34.355 --> 0:23:36.875
<v Speaker 1>there's nobody left to do the things that the Trumpets

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<v Speaker 1>are too incompetent to do, and those people have now

0:23:40.155 --> 0:23:47.715
<v Speaker 1>been building a new deep state. But it is hardly

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<v Speaker 1>all positive, because for every Lisa Murkowski over whose head

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<v Speaker 1>not one light bulb went on, but all of the

0:23:57.955 --> 0:24:01.435
<v Speaker 1>light bulbs in Times Square on New Year's Eve all

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<v Speaker 1>went on at the same moment, Lisa's scared. It's hardly

0:24:08.115 --> 0:24:12.755
<v Speaker 1>all positive because for every Lisa Murkowski, this truth is

0:24:12.795 --> 0:24:16.595
<v Speaker 1>still true. Trump is not the only impaired, stupid person

0:24:16.595 --> 0:24:19.355
<v Speaker 1>who has a chief power for its own sake, there

0:24:19.475 --> 0:24:25.395
<v Speaker 1>is still Gavin Newsom. As I have said previously, I

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<v Speaker 1>knew twenty years ago he was as John Madden wants

0:24:30.235 --> 0:24:33.795
<v Speaker 1>dismissed a famous CBS sportscasting colleague of his. Just to

0:24:33.915 --> 0:24:43.355
<v Speaker 1>hear do hell Newsom married Kimberly Gilfoyle, didn't he How

0:24:43.395 --> 0:24:46.395
<v Speaker 1>stupid do you have to be to do that? Trump

0:24:46.475 --> 0:24:53.555
<v Speaker 1>Junior didn't even do that? This disastrous. Gavin Interviews Satan's

0:24:53.675 --> 0:24:58.475
<v Speaker 1>Minions podcast. This seems to have vanished, but not before

0:24:58.475 --> 0:25:02.315
<v Speaker 1>it ended Gavin Newsom's career. I'm going to be president

0:25:02.355 --> 0:25:08.515
<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty a of my building association. But now

0:25:08.595 --> 0:25:14.035
<v Speaker 1>after this, Gavin Newsom frankly should be recalled. California Democrats

0:25:14.355 --> 0:25:18.355
<v Speaker 1>should start a recall petition and a recall election to

0:25:18.515 --> 0:25:23.195
<v Speaker 1>remove their own Democratic governor because he's not a Democrat.

0:25:24.155 --> 0:25:27.515
<v Speaker 1>He's also not a small D Democrat. He's an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>He thinks defending the Constitution and the people, including citizens

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<v Speaker 1>of his own state, whom he has sworn an oath

0:25:37.315 --> 0:25:41.635
<v Speaker 1>to protect. He thinks defending people from being disappeared is

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<v Speaker 1>a political distraction, a distraction DuJour. And he said it

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<v Speaker 1>in front of effing cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a you know, this is the distraction of

0:25:56.955 --> 0:26:01.515
<v Speaker 3>the day, the art of distraction. Don't get distracted by distractions,

0:26:01.555 --> 0:26:05.635
<v Speaker 3>we say, and here we sing and zag. This is

0:26:05.675 --> 0:26:09.355
<v Speaker 3>the debate they want. This is their eighty twenty issue,

0:26:09.395 --> 0:26:12.595
<v Speaker 3>as they've described it. You know, those that believe in

0:26:12.595 --> 0:26:15.755
<v Speaker 3>the rule of law defending it. But it's tough case

0:26:16.195 --> 0:26:18.675
<v Speaker 3>because people are really are they defending MSR thirteen? Are

0:26:18.675 --> 0:26:21.155
<v Speaker 3>they defending you know, someone who's out of sight out

0:26:21.155 --> 0:26:24.355
<v Speaker 3>of mine in El Salvador. I mean, we're perfect sheep.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to answer your question. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>I add much value answering it. I mean, are you

0:26:30.195 --> 0:26:35.835
<v Speaker 3>kidding me? When a judge adjudicates it's not a question,

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<v Speaker 3>How in the hell are even debating that? It's Orwellian

0:26:41.035 --> 0:26:43.795
<v Speaker 3>that you're debating that. And it's exactly the debate they

0:26:43.795 --> 0:26:45.835
<v Speaker 3>want because they don't want this debate on the tariffs.

0:26:46.155 --> 0:26:48.035
<v Speaker 3>They don't want to be accountable in the markets today.

0:26:48.235 --> 0:26:50.395
<v Speaker 3>They don't want to answer for Nvidia taking a five

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<v Speaker 3>point five billion dollar charge.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't want to have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Real conversation with Christine and what's going on in terms

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<v Speaker 3>of the export uncertainty here in the valley. They want

0:26:59.515 --> 0:27:04.875
<v Speaker 3>to have this conversation. Don't get distracted by distractions. We're

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<v Speaker 3>all perfect sheep. Thank you guys very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Fraud great, flaming, bone headed, power hungry, stupid Gavin fraud Newsom. Resign,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Newsom, save us the trouble. Flee California, go to

0:27:25.875 --> 0:27:28.995
<v Speaker 1>I don't care where you go, but do stop off

0:27:29.035 --> 0:27:32.275
<v Speaker 1>in Michigan and pick up Gretchen Whitmer. Tell her no,

0:27:32.475 --> 0:27:35.115
<v Speaker 1>she was right. If she puts a folder in front

0:27:35.115 --> 0:27:37.155
<v Speaker 1>of her face at the White House and she can't

0:27:37.195 --> 0:27:41.075
<v Speaker 1>see anybody, nobody can see her selling out her state,

0:27:41.395 --> 0:27:45.155
<v Speaker 1>selling out her party, selling out her nation. Why don't

0:27:45.155 --> 0:27:49.235
<v Speaker 1>you both resign and take a vacation, a nice trip,

0:27:49.635 --> 0:27:54.515
<v Speaker 1>some nice warm place like to El Salvador. Maybe go

0:27:54.595 --> 0:27:58.315
<v Speaker 1>have some Bloody Mary's with Bukela. Ask him how he

0:27:58.515 --> 0:28:04.315
<v Speaker 1>draws his hair on. Oh, and before you go, identify

0:28:04.435 --> 0:28:08.355
<v Speaker 1>and out whoever the House Democrat was who provided these

0:28:08.395 --> 0:28:14.715
<v Speaker 1>next quotes to Axios. These House Democrats are specifically identified

0:28:14.795 --> 0:28:18.755
<v Speaker 1>as Congressional Democrats. So the top suspects for this kind

0:28:18.795 --> 0:28:22.155
<v Speaker 1>of quote, which would be Schumer and Fetterman and Newsome,

0:28:22.275 --> 0:28:25.155
<v Speaker 1>they're out. It's none of them. I want to know

0:28:25.195 --> 0:28:28.155
<v Speaker 1>who this is, and I want him or her primaried,

0:28:29.315 --> 0:28:33.555
<v Speaker 1>because we don't put people in public stocks anymore. I

0:28:33.555 --> 0:28:37.995
<v Speaker 1>don't care if this person changes parties and joins the

0:28:37.995 --> 0:28:43.595
<v Speaker 1>Congressional Republican Caucus because he's a Republican anyway. And by

0:28:43.635 --> 0:28:46.995
<v Speaker 1>the way, hell is coming for Republicans as it is.

0:28:49.475 --> 0:28:53.075
<v Speaker 1>Here's the quote from Axios Reality Check. The sentiment within

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<v Speaker 1>the Democratic Party about rallying behind deportees. They're not deportees,

0:28:58.115 --> 0:29:03.315
<v Speaker 1>they're kidnapped victims. It's human trafficking. Deportation is a legal process.

0:29:04.075 --> 0:29:08.315
<v Speaker 1>The sentiment, but then the party about rallying behind victims

0:29:08.995 --> 0:29:13.195
<v Speaker 1>is not universal. The second House Democrat, who spoke anonymously,

0:29:13.475 --> 0:29:19.315
<v Speaker 1>a centrist. Centrist is political ease for asshole. A centrist

0:29:19.555 --> 0:29:25.235
<v Speaker 1>called the deportation issue a soup DuJour. Huh sounds kind

0:29:25.235 --> 0:29:28.715
<v Speaker 1>of like what Gavin Newsom said, arguing Trump is setting

0:29:28.755 --> 0:29:31.475
<v Speaker 1>a trap for the Democrats, and like usual, we're falling

0:29:31.515 --> 0:29:36.835
<v Speaker 1>for it. Rather than talking about the tariff policy and

0:29:36.875 --> 0:29:42.115
<v Speaker 1>the economy, the thing where his numbers are tanking, We're

0:29:42.195 --> 0:29:47.115
<v Speaker 1>going to go take the bait for one hairdresser, they said,

0:29:47.675 --> 0:29:54.715
<v Speaker 1>likely referring to Andre Hernandez Romero. Who could it be.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start with homophobic democrats in the House, bald homophobic

0:30:00.675 --> 0:30:04.355
<v Speaker 1>democrats in the House. And let's also look for somebody

0:30:04.395 --> 0:30:08.555
<v Speaker 1>who doesn't realize the great truth of America in the

0:30:08.595 --> 0:30:13.555
<v Speaker 1>age of the Internet and in the age of hundreds

0:30:13.555 --> 0:30:16.195
<v Speaker 1>of Democrats who are nationally known one way or the other.

0:30:17.675 --> 0:30:20.155
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk about the tariff policy and the economy,

0:30:20.915 --> 0:30:24.995
<v Speaker 1>and the constitutional rights and the disappearing of people off

0:30:25.035 --> 0:30:26.635
<v Speaker 1>the streets. We can do all of this at the

0:30:26.675 --> 0:30:41.555
<v Speaker 1>same time. You effing moron, launch four podcasts, one on

0:30:41.595 --> 0:30:48.355
<v Speaker 1>each topic. There is, though some hope within the Democratic Party.

0:30:49.315 --> 0:30:52.755
<v Speaker 1>There are some Democrats to whom I listen rather than

0:30:52.795 --> 0:30:55.675
<v Speaker 1>try to instruct, because they are smarter than I am

0:30:55.915 --> 0:31:00.315
<v Speaker 1>and they know what they are doing. There is one

0:31:00.315 --> 0:31:04.035
<v Speaker 1>who should be the Democratic leader in the Senate. One

0:31:04.115 --> 0:31:07.515
<v Speaker 1>senator has done something very smart, or is going to

0:31:07.555 --> 0:31:10.115
<v Speaker 1>do it. It's kind of in a twilight zone at

0:31:10.115 --> 0:31:17.075
<v Speaker 1>the moment. He has soft pedaled this, I guess with

0:31:17.155 --> 0:31:19.515
<v Speaker 1>the reason of why try to put this frontend center

0:31:19.595 --> 0:31:22.435
<v Speaker 1>now and all the rest of this stuff about the

0:31:22.515 --> 0:31:26.835
<v Speaker 1>Constitution is cresting right now. But this will be big

0:31:26.875 --> 0:31:28.995
<v Speaker 1>when it hits. I haven't even seen a lot of

0:31:29.035 --> 0:31:32.675
<v Speaker 1>coverage of this. The impeccable Scott MacFarland of CBS put

0:31:32.715 --> 0:31:35.115
<v Speaker 1>it out, I haven't seen a lot of coverage of this.

0:31:36.915 --> 0:31:39.795
<v Speaker 1>Who did this? Who should be the Senate majority or

0:31:39.835 --> 0:31:43.995
<v Speaker 1>Minority leader and Majority leader when the time comes? Ed

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<v Speaker 1>Marquis of Massachusetts. It's a simple sense of the Senate

0:31:50.275 --> 0:31:54.035
<v Speaker 1>Resolution number one five four. All we have is the

0:31:54.155 --> 0:31:57.035
<v Speaker 1>number and the title. But it has already been referred

0:31:57.035 --> 0:31:59.475
<v Speaker 1>to the Committee on the Judiciary. It is, like all

0:31:59.555 --> 0:32:03.395
<v Speaker 1>such resolutions, symbolic, but it proves again that you can

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<v Speaker 1>draw a line in this sand and in the process

0:32:06.595 --> 0:32:09.515
<v Speaker 1>use only thirty six words, one comma and a period.

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<v Speaker 1>Sen Rez one, p. Fifty four from mister MARKI of

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<v Speaker 1>Massachusetts quote a resolution expressing the sense of the Senate

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<v Speaker 1>that Donald Trump is ineligible in any future elections to

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<v Speaker 1>be elected Vice president or president, or to serve as

0:32:30.475 --> 0:32:40.435
<v Speaker 1>president beyond the conclusion of his current term. Ed, You're

0:32:40.595 --> 0:32:54.395
<v Speaker 1>goddamned right. This personal note. So I took last week's

0:32:54.395 --> 0:32:57.555
<v Speaker 1>second episode off to catch up after these intestinal treatments

0:32:57.555 --> 0:33:00.795
<v Speaker 1>that actually has been going really well, and the day

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<v Speaker 1>I took off, I broke my foot, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>in a doctor's office anyway. Well, not all of my foot,

0:33:09.235 --> 0:33:15.475
<v Speaker 1>more like three quarters of an inch of my foot.

0:33:15.515 --> 0:33:18.355
<v Speaker 1>But where's the drama in saying I broke three quarters

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<v Speaker 1>of an inch of my foot. And I might add

0:33:22.435 --> 0:33:25.595
<v Speaker 1>that's a total three quarters of an inch. There are

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<v Speaker 1>two fractures, stress fractures. That's the approximate combined measurement of

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<v Speaker 1>how much. How much is kind kind of broken, but

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<v Speaker 1>it means therapy and office visits and meds and wraps

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<v Speaker 1>and compression. And I've been through this before, my third

0:33:42.875 --> 0:33:46.235
<v Speaker 1>and fourth stress fractures, and they appeared on April fifteenth,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five, the previous one, number two in the series,

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<v Speaker 1>April fifteenth, twenty eleven, fourteen years to the day. I

0:33:54.115 --> 0:34:01.635
<v Speaker 1>guess my goddamned warranty on my foot expired. It should

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<v Speaker 1>not affect this podcast unless the little crack, the three

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<v Speaker 1>quarters of an inch in total lengthen just a heads

0:34:07.835 --> 0:34:13.275
<v Speaker 1>up for you or a foots up plus this hurts,

0:34:16.595 --> 0:34:23.635
<v Speaker 1>I want sympathy. Also of interest, here in an all

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<v Speaker 1>new edition, the memo from Hegseth the Gnome telling Trump

0:34:27.715 --> 0:34:31.075
<v Speaker 1>not to invoke the Insurrection Act. This all depends on

0:34:31.195 --> 0:34:35.595
<v Speaker 1>heg Seth still being Secretary of Defense later this week

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it, The Times reported last night he

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<v Speaker 1>shared the bomber flight schedule times against the Huthis in

0:34:43.675 --> 0:34:48.715
<v Speaker 1>Yemen on a different signal chat. This one included the

0:34:48.875 --> 0:34:54.235
<v Speaker 1>missus Missus secretary of Vodka. Also on the chat his brother,

0:34:54.595 --> 0:34:56.875
<v Speaker 1>who works at the Pentagon. I think maybe in the

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<v Speaker 1>mail room, if they're smart, they'll fire Pete and replace

0:35:00.435 --> 0:35:02.795
<v Speaker 1>him with his brother so they don't have to explain

0:35:02.835 --> 0:35:05.355
<v Speaker 1>the change to Trump and they can still tell him

0:35:05.395 --> 0:35:10.875
<v Speaker 1>it's still Secretary Hegseth, missus brother and lawyer on the chat,

0:35:11.235 --> 0:35:17.075
<v Speaker 1>but surprisingly not Hegseeth's bartender. Also, Trump banning the Associated

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<v Speaker 1>Press from the White House led me into a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>about all the times I've been banned as a reporter,

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<v Speaker 1>and the answer appears to be I've been banned eight times.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Pennsylvania congressman whose heart goes out to Governor

0:35:32.475 --> 0:35:37.195
<v Speaker 1>Shapiro because of that whole, you know, attempt to incinerate

0:35:37.275 --> 0:35:42.115
<v Speaker 1>the governor and his family on passover. But says Congressman

0:35:42.235 --> 0:35:46.195
<v Speaker 1>Dan Muser, he did kind of have it coming. Maybe

0:35:46.235 --> 0:35:49.195
<v Speaker 1>next time he should tone it down and not criticize

0:35:49.275 --> 0:35:51.635
<v Speaker 1>Trump and his policies. And if you think I'm kidding,

0:35:51.915 --> 0:35:54.875
<v Speaker 1>it's on radio and thus it's on tape. And then

0:35:55.315 --> 0:36:02.235
<v Speaker 1>he doubled down on Itchland Bland. That's next. This is Countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>This his Countdown with Keith Olboman still ahead on this

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<v Speaker 1>all new edition of Countdown with Trump moving into round

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<v Speaker 1>two of trying to ban the Associated Press. You've come

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<v Speaker 1>to the expert on this banning reporters? Bullshit? How many

0:36:43.715 --> 0:36:48.115
<v Speaker 1>times have I been banned? You mean this century or

0:36:48.155 --> 0:36:52.955
<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen hundreds? Next in things I've promised not

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<v Speaker 1>to tell, and yet I am not the world record

0:36:56.835 --> 0:37:01.275
<v Speaker 1>holder in getting banned from places first, believe it or not,

0:37:01.315 --> 0:37:03.515
<v Speaker 1>there are still more new idiots to talk about. The

0:37:03.595 --> 0:37:06.315
<v Speaker 1>roundup of the miss Green morons and Dunning Krueger effects

0:37:06.315 --> 0:37:12.835
<v Speaker 1>specimens who constitute the latest other worst persons in the world,

0:37:14.755 --> 0:37:18.195
<v Speaker 1>the brons worse. The guy with the musk cyber truck,

0:37:18.995 --> 0:37:21.515
<v Speaker 1>that thing that, whatever else it does or doesn't do,

0:37:22.275 --> 0:37:27.155
<v Speaker 1>looks broken. The guy who has one of these twenty

0:37:27.155 --> 0:37:31.635
<v Speaker 1>first century forward edsuls without the charm, who parked it

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<v Speaker 1>on seventy sixth Street in Manhattan, just off Second Avenue.

0:37:36.195 --> 0:37:39.315
<v Speaker 1>Look you want to buy one of these, have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Our complaint isn't with you wasting your money and possibly

0:37:43.835 --> 0:37:46.195
<v Speaker 1>having the thing blow up while you're driving it. It's

0:37:46.195 --> 0:37:49.395
<v Speaker 1>with the psycho who owns the company and is raping

0:37:49.435 --> 0:37:52.835
<v Speaker 1>the country all because he may or may not have

0:37:52.875 --> 0:37:58.835
<v Speaker 1>had botched implant surgery. But you seventy sixth Street, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you have our condolences, but I must note you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to increase your chances of being mocked if you do

0:38:07.595 --> 0:38:10.835
<v Speaker 1>what you did and park it there and put on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of your musk crapper truck a large decaal

0:38:15.315 --> 0:38:19.555
<v Speaker 1>perhaps two feet wide in decal lengths reading in a

0:38:19.635 --> 0:38:28.555
<v Speaker 1>script like font Girl Dad, Girl dad on the back

0:38:28.595 --> 0:38:36.435
<v Speaker 1>of a muskmobile speaks for itself. Somebody called Child Protective Services.

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<v Speaker 1>Look for the guy driving around with the cyber truck

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<v Speaker 1>with girl dad on the back. He may be looking

0:38:46.195 --> 0:38:48.995
<v Speaker 1>out the back window, or driving it in reverse or

0:38:49.075 --> 0:38:52.115
<v Speaker 1>upside down, or how the hell could you tell? It

0:38:52.195 --> 0:38:56.195
<v Speaker 1>looks broken? The runner up worser speaking of looking broken,

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<v Speaker 1>Congressman Dan Mauser of Pennsylvania, who twisted the old cliche

0:39:06.515 --> 0:39:08.755
<v Speaker 1>after the attack on the official residence of the governor

0:39:08.795 --> 0:39:14.475
<v Speaker 1>of his own state, Dan Mauser, and I'm thinking I'm

0:39:14.515 --> 0:39:21.155
<v Speaker 1>mispronouncing it. Yes, I am, It's it's Muser me e User, Muser.

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<v Speaker 1>To twist the old cliche around, Congressman Muser praised the

0:39:27.875 --> 0:39:33.035
<v Speaker 1>attack with faint condemnation. He's on one of those fascist

0:39:33.155 --> 0:39:36.795
<v Speaker 1>radio shows where they keep playing music in the background

0:39:36.915 --> 0:39:40.355
<v Speaker 1>during the interviews, just to add to the hypnotic. This

0:39:40.475 --> 0:39:44.195
<v Speaker 1>is actually being emanated by the Mullahs in Iran. Quality.

0:39:45.155 --> 0:39:51.035
<v Speaker 1>Here is an elected Pennsylvania congressman soft peddling an assassination

0:39:51.195 --> 0:39:56.235
<v Speaker 1>attempt by fire of the governor of his own state.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely awful. It needs to be condemned.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, it just kills me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I hate to have to go back to this, but.

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<v Speaker 5>There's been so many Testa dealerships, fire bomb there was

0:40:05.995 --> 0:40:10.275
<v Speaker 5>a firebomb GOP headquarters out west and and and then

0:40:10.395 --> 0:40:12.795
<v Speaker 5>and I meanwhile, you got you got those on the left,

0:40:12.835 --> 0:40:16.075
<v Speaker 5>you know, continuing to you know, make a kind of

0:40:16.115 --> 0:40:20.035
<v Speaker 5>you know, violent, type of hostile commentary, and this happens,

0:40:20.075 --> 0:40:22.515
<v Speaker 5>and we all jump right on board, saying this is horrible,

0:40:22.555 --> 0:40:27.795
<v Speaker 5>This needs to be condemned, but by all and you know,

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<v Speaker 5>so the left got to you know, looking look in

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<v Speaker 5>the mirror here too, and our hearts go out to

0:40:32.715 --> 0:40:35.595
<v Speaker 5>the Shapiro family on this, but you know, they got it.

0:40:35.635 --> 0:40:37.715
<v Speaker 5>They got to tone it down too. I mean, every

0:40:37.795 --> 0:40:41.235
<v Speaker 5>action Josh Shapiro has taken so far against the president.

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<v Speaker 1>Has either been a lawsuit or a falsehood.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know that that's not helpful either, not helpful either.

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<v Speaker 1>I had thought at first that mister Muser meant that

0:40:55.675 --> 0:40:58.755
<v Speaker 1>liberals needed to tone it down, which is bullshit, but

0:40:58.755 --> 0:41:01.555
<v Speaker 1>at least it's not psychotic bullshit. No, no, he literally

0:41:01.595 --> 0:41:05.675
<v Speaker 1>meant Governor Shapiro was kind of asking for it, a

0:41:05.755 --> 0:41:09.675
<v Speaker 1>point he made when because his passive aggressive advocacy of

0:41:10.035 --> 0:41:13.515
<v Speaker 1>you know, burning the Jewish governor and his family to

0:41:13.635 --> 0:41:18.635
<v Speaker 1>death on Passover. That's too much even for MAGA. Now,

0:41:19.555 --> 0:41:24.075
<v Speaker 1>when he posted the by now obligatory Republican clarification for

0:41:24.275 --> 0:41:28.195
<v Speaker 1>justifying attempted group murder, he doubled down on this idea

0:41:28.395 --> 0:41:32.795
<v Speaker 1>that it really is Shapiro's fault. He cited the vandalism

0:41:32.875 --> 0:41:36.675
<v Speaker 1>of Tesla's again. He cited the Trump assassination attempts again,

0:41:37.275 --> 0:41:40.395
<v Speaker 1>a reminder, half of which were in fact conducted by

0:41:40.395 --> 0:41:45.275
<v Speaker 1>Trump supporters. He said liberals had called his party fascists

0:41:45.355 --> 0:41:48.915
<v Speaker 1>and Nazis, which I think is perfectly reasonable, since the

0:41:48.915 --> 0:41:51.515
<v Speaker 1>President did keep Hitler's speeches by his bed at night,

0:41:51.715 --> 0:41:54.515
<v Speaker 1>and he is acting as a fascist and Nazi would.

0:41:55.275 --> 0:42:00.275
<v Speaker 1>But he doubled down on Shapiro having asked for it.

0:42:00.835 --> 0:42:04.275
<v Speaker 1>His clean up quote was. What frustrates me is when

0:42:04.355 --> 0:42:07.955
<v Speaker 1>leaders make outrageous false claims, like the governor stating President

0:42:07.995 --> 0:42:11.795
<v Speaker 1>Trump's policies would make Pennsylvanians go hungry. We now know

0:42:11.915 --> 0:42:18.115
<v Speaker 1>his claims were entirely inaccurate. I'm looking at both sides

0:42:18.155 --> 0:42:20.195
<v Speaker 1>of the paper to see if there's more than just that. No,

0:42:20.595 --> 0:42:25.035
<v Speaker 1>those are his rationalizations for this, because those things are

0:42:25.155 --> 0:42:30.755
<v Speaker 1>cause and effect. Criticized Trump's policies about food kitchens, and

0:42:30.835 --> 0:42:32.995
<v Speaker 1>what do you expect will happen? Somebody will try to

0:42:33.035 --> 0:42:37.595
<v Speaker 1>incinerate you, and you blame MAGA for that. Just remember

0:42:37.635 --> 0:42:40.715
<v Speaker 1>to never criticize Trump's policies again. What's the problem? And

0:42:40.755 --> 0:42:43.555
<v Speaker 1>we won't fire bomb the official state residence for its

0:42:43.595 --> 0:42:46.875
<v Speaker 1>governor again with you and your family in it. Probably

0:42:47.595 --> 0:42:50.195
<v Speaker 1>And when I say we, oops, I misspoke, I meant

0:42:50.235 --> 0:42:57.635
<v Speaker 1>they Representative Dan Muser pronounced like Muse, spelled like Mauser,

0:42:59.155 --> 0:43:01.235
<v Speaker 1>like the rifles the Nazis used in World War Two.

0:43:01.355 --> 0:43:06.675
<v Speaker 1>Just to keep it clear, it's Muser, but the winner

0:43:06.875 --> 0:43:10.675
<v Speaker 1>the worst. It's a tie. Riley Gains, the one time

0:43:10.755 --> 0:43:13.875
<v Speaker 1>fifth rate college swimmer who has turned being a sore

0:43:13.955 --> 0:43:18.075
<v Speaker 1>loser into a full time profession. And Pam Bondi, a

0:43:18.155 --> 0:43:21.635
<v Speaker 1>bubblehead who, under the definition of the term by her

0:43:21.675 --> 0:43:26.035
<v Speaker 1>own employers the Trump administration, is herself a dei hire

0:43:26.395 --> 0:43:30.675
<v Speaker 1>as Attorney General. I mentioned this, let me say it again.

0:43:30.795 --> 0:43:34.275
<v Speaker 1>The home of the Governor Pennsylvania, a Jewish man was

0:43:34.475 --> 0:43:37.475
<v Speaker 1>firebombed in the middle of the night on Passover with

0:43:37.595 --> 0:43:39.635
<v Speaker 1>him and his family in it, by a man who

0:43:39.715 --> 0:43:42.035
<v Speaker 1>later told authorities that he went into the house and

0:43:42.075 --> 0:43:44.475
<v Speaker 1>looked for Governor Shapiro in hopes of killing him with

0:43:44.555 --> 0:43:49.235
<v Speaker 1>a hammer because he didn't like Shapiro's politics and his religion.

0:43:50.235 --> 0:43:56.275
<v Speaker 1>Open and shut hate crime, terrorism, perhaps assassination attempt and

0:43:56.355 --> 0:44:00.355
<v Speaker 1>Attorney General Pam Blondie hasn't even devoted a minute to

0:44:00.395 --> 0:44:03.275
<v Speaker 1>it publicly. Nothing might as well have said what the

0:44:03.315 --> 0:44:09.715
<v Speaker 1>anti Semite blamed them, victim Congressman Muser said, But Attorney

0:44:09.755 --> 0:44:12.875
<v Speaker 1>General Blondie and one of her twice a day appearances

0:44:13.555 --> 0:44:17.035
<v Speaker 1>on the Fox News WAFFA through the weight of the

0:44:17.155 --> 0:44:23.155
<v Speaker 1>Justice Department into the Shapiro case, new into any of

0:44:23.195 --> 0:44:28.555
<v Speaker 1>the other crimes going on, into the President repeatedly violating

0:44:28.635 --> 0:44:32.755
<v Speaker 1>the Constitution and the courts through the weight of her

0:44:32.955 --> 0:44:37.355
<v Speaker 1>Justice Department into altering high school and college swimming records

0:44:37.355 --> 0:44:41.795
<v Speaker 1>in Maine because there may have been one or two

0:44:41.835 --> 0:44:46.915
<v Speaker 1>transgendered swimmers in competition there in the last twenty five years,

0:44:47.955 --> 0:44:53.115
<v Speaker 1>might have been. The NCAA estimates there are ten transgendered

0:44:53.155 --> 0:44:57.755
<v Speaker 1>athletes in all of college sports in the whole country. Ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there is a transgender main swimmer. Maybe there's been

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<v Speaker 1>one in two twenty five years. The odds would say

0:45:07.115 --> 0:45:12.555
<v Speaker 1>it's about one hundred thousand to one against. But Riley Gaines,

0:45:13.875 --> 0:45:19.875
<v Speaker 1>a mediocrity with extra eyelashes, once finished behind one of

0:45:19.915 --> 0:45:23.235
<v Speaker 1>them in a swim meet and has thus turned herself

0:45:23.275 --> 0:45:28.475
<v Speaker 1>into a living, breathing twenty four to seven martyr. And

0:45:28.595 --> 0:45:34.555
<v Speaker 1>once again on Easter weekend, and this idiot Bondie goes

0:45:34.595 --> 0:45:37.515
<v Speaker 1>on Fox and paints Riley Gaines as the Jesus of

0:45:37.595 --> 0:45:39.035
<v Speaker 1>college swimmers. Quote.

0:45:39.675 --> 0:45:42.955
<v Speaker 6>Dalley Gaines started training for swimming when she was four

0:45:43.115 --> 0:45:48.555
<v Speaker 6>years old. She made it to the Olympics. Spoiler alert,

0:45:48.915 --> 0:45:52.315
<v Speaker 6>Riley Gaines did not make it to the Olympics, and

0:45:54.635 --> 0:45:58.635
<v Speaker 6>she had nothing to do with a transgender swimmer in

0:45:58.635 --> 0:46:01.275
<v Speaker 6>her failure. The reason she didn't go.

0:46:01.155 --> 0:46:04.235
<v Speaker 1>To the Olympics is for the fact that Riley gains sucks.

0:46:05.315 --> 0:46:08.195
<v Speaker 1>The swim meet at which all of this began, At

0:46:08.235 --> 0:46:12.155
<v Speaker 1>which all of this thinly veiled attack on transgender people began.

0:46:12.475 --> 0:46:16.515
<v Speaker 1>When this dark undercurrent became overt was in March twenty

0:46:16.595 --> 0:46:21.275
<v Speaker 1>twenty two at the NCAA Freestyle Championships. Leah Thomas of

0:46:21.315 --> 0:46:24.835
<v Speaker 1>a University of Pennsylvania won. Lea Thomas was assigned mail

0:46:24.875 --> 0:46:28.475
<v Speaker 1>at birth. Riley Gaines her life destroyed by Lea Thomas.

0:46:28.635 --> 0:46:31.035
<v Speaker 1>Riley Gaines was in that meet too, and she finished

0:46:31.835 --> 0:46:35.755
<v Speaker 1>fifth in the race that Lea Thomas won. Riley Gaines

0:46:35.795 --> 0:46:39.675
<v Speaker 1>finished tied for fifth. If Lea Thomas had never existed

0:46:39.995 --> 0:46:46.315
<v Speaker 1>or never transitioned, Riley Gaines would have finished fifth or

0:46:46.355 --> 0:46:51.875
<v Speaker 1>maybe tied for fourth. And as to this idiocy by

0:46:51.875 --> 0:46:54.675
<v Speaker 1>Attorney General Bondi, a parrot who happened to be in

0:46:54.715 --> 0:46:57.075
<v Speaker 1>the right place at the time, at the right time

0:46:57.155 --> 0:47:01.195
<v Speaker 1>as Matt Gates flamed out, Riley Gaines didn't go to

0:47:01.315 --> 0:47:07.515
<v Speaker 1>the Olympics. She went to the Olympic Trials. She qualified

0:47:07.515 --> 0:47:10.955
<v Speaker 1>for the twenty sixteen Olympic Trials, and at the twenty

0:47:11.075 --> 0:47:17.275
<v Speaker 1>sixteen Olympic Trials she finished eighty fifth out of one

0:47:17.355 --> 0:47:21.915
<v Speaker 1>hundred eighty fifth. She was invited then to try out

0:47:21.915 --> 0:47:24.395
<v Speaker 1>for the twenty twenty four Olympic Trials and she didn't

0:47:24.435 --> 0:47:29.075
<v Speaker 1>even make it past the qualifier event. Eighty fifth place

0:47:29.555 --> 0:47:33.755
<v Speaker 1>was her Olympic best. Her Olympic record is closer to

0:47:33.835 --> 0:47:36.635
<v Speaker 1>yours and mine than it is to people who have

0:47:36.715 --> 0:47:41.315
<v Speaker 1>gone to the Olympics her career best. Her career best

0:47:41.475 --> 0:47:44.875
<v Speaker 1>was the fifth place tied finish in the race won

0:47:44.915 --> 0:47:48.035
<v Speaker 1>by Leah Thomas, the best she ever did. The day

0:47:48.235 --> 0:47:52.475
<v Speaker 1>Riley Gaines became America's favorite fifth place martyr, the day

0:47:52.755 --> 0:47:56.915
<v Speaker 1>she was denied finishing only one spot off the metal

0:47:56.955 --> 0:48:00.435
<v Speaker 1>stand instead of two. Was the best she ever got

0:48:01.355 --> 0:48:04.595
<v Speaker 1>in big time swimming. And it didn't have a guy

0:48:04.955 --> 0:48:08.795
<v Speaker 1>damned thing to do with Leah Thomas or transgendered people

0:48:09.235 --> 0:48:13.595
<v Speaker 1>or MAGA or Donald Trump or liberals or American culture.

0:48:13.635 --> 0:48:16.115
<v Speaker 1>It had to do with the fact that Riley Gaines

0:48:16.595 --> 0:48:19.875
<v Speaker 1>was a flash in the pan or a splash in

0:48:19.955 --> 0:48:26.275
<v Speaker 1>the pool with at best eighty fifth place talent. The

0:48:26.275 --> 0:48:29.555
<v Speaker 1>Attorney General lying about Riley Gains going to the Olympics

0:48:29.635 --> 0:48:32.595
<v Speaker 1>is probably low on the list of this administration's lies,

0:48:33.075 --> 0:48:35.675
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know number, just to pick a number

0:48:35.675 --> 0:48:41.995
<v Speaker 1>at random. Number maybe eighty fifth this week. But this

0:48:42.075 --> 0:48:46.035
<v Speaker 1>whole fake debate, this whole scapegoating and othering and persecuting

0:48:46.075 --> 0:48:49.275
<v Speaker 1>transgendered people and the debate over their role in sports

0:48:49.555 --> 0:48:53.715
<v Speaker 1>is legitimate. My friend doctor Renee Richards says, so says

0:48:53.755 --> 0:48:57.995
<v Speaker 1>it should be debated. But it's about literally maybe a

0:48:58.035 --> 0:49:00.755
<v Speaker 1>dozen athletes in this country. It's as if we started

0:49:00.795 --> 0:49:05.155
<v Speaker 1>passing laws and threatening people and electing people over whether

0:49:05.235 --> 0:49:07.995
<v Speaker 1>it's illegal, whether it should be a federal crime to

0:49:08.155 --> 0:49:11.555
<v Speaker 1>let a baseball team somewhere use a pitcher who can

0:49:11.595 --> 0:49:14.435
<v Speaker 1>pitch with his left arm and his right arm. It's

0:49:14.475 --> 0:49:20.235
<v Speaker 1>literally that specific and small and stupid and resolvable. This

0:49:20.275 --> 0:49:25.715
<v Speaker 1>whole debate is actually about one failure, Riley effing Gains,

0:49:26.795 --> 0:49:30.275
<v Speaker 1>who's lucky she's always gotten out of the water and

0:49:30.435 --> 0:49:35.395
<v Speaker 1>remembered not to try to live there. Riley Gains is

0:49:35.435 --> 0:49:42.955
<v Speaker 1>being advocated for by another total human failure, Pam Blondie.

0:49:42.995 --> 0:49:50.595
<v Speaker 1>Pam doj Bondie and Riley I was eighty fifth gains

0:49:51.115 --> 0:49:56.035
<v Speaker 1>Today's other worst Worsens.

0:49:57.275 --> 0:49:58.355
<v Speaker 4>In the World.

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<v Speaker 1>Deh And finally, on this all new edition of Countdown,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about and talking with a friend about

0:50:33.235 --> 0:50:37.035
<v Speaker 1>the banning of the Associated Press by the White House

0:50:37.195 --> 0:50:43.075
<v Speaker 1>from the White House coverage, from the White House pool coverage,

0:50:43.755 --> 0:50:46.675
<v Speaker 1>the ignoring of the court orders ordering that the Associated

0:50:46.675 --> 0:50:49.995
<v Speaker 1>Press be permitted back into White House news coverage in

0:50:50.075 --> 0:50:53.635
<v Speaker 1>place of the Daily Nazi or whoever they gave the

0:50:53.675 --> 0:50:56.835
<v Speaker 1>ap space to. And I was thinking about the premise

0:50:57.315 --> 0:51:02.595
<v Speaker 1>that this idiot ex softball player from Saint Anselm's College

0:51:03.195 --> 0:51:06.875
<v Speaker 1>who is now the press folksperson and looks like she

0:51:07.315 --> 0:51:10.395
<v Speaker 1>flunked out of an audition for the price, is right

0:51:10.995 --> 0:51:15.995
<v Speaker 1>as a card girl that she's banned the Associated Press.

0:51:17.395 --> 0:51:20.595
<v Speaker 1>I have, finally, after years of being the UPI guy

0:51:20.635 --> 0:51:24.355
<v Speaker 1>who looked at all Associated Press people as sort of

0:51:24.355 --> 0:51:27.635
<v Speaker 1>the enemy, I've become an Associated Press fan. They don't

0:51:27.675 --> 0:51:30.395
<v Speaker 1>do a great job, but they rarely screw it up.

0:51:30.835 --> 0:51:32.995
<v Speaker 1>That's about the most you could ask from the media

0:51:33.035 --> 0:51:35.115
<v Speaker 1>at the moment. And in any event, I was thinking,

0:51:35.115 --> 0:51:38.875
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about being banned as a reporter and my

0:51:38.995 --> 0:51:43.155
<v Speaker 1>friend asked me, wait, you've been banned, haven't you? And

0:51:43.195 --> 0:51:47.915
<v Speaker 1>I went, oh, my yes, And so to the number

0:51:47.915 --> 0:51:52.555
<v Speaker 1>one story on our countdown, Me and banishment. The number

0:51:52.595 --> 0:51:55.715
<v Speaker 1>of times I have been banned as a member of

0:51:55.755 --> 0:52:00.835
<v Speaker 1>the media, or I guess in other contexts, sometimes by

0:52:00.875 --> 0:52:04.475
<v Speaker 1>the media, sometimes as the media, and they all make

0:52:04.755 --> 0:52:07.675
<v Speaker 1>fairly entertaining stories, but of course you'll be the judge

0:52:07.675 --> 0:52:11.355
<v Speaker 1>of that. I think the first time I was ever banned,

0:52:11.395 --> 0:52:14.595
<v Speaker 1>I was at KTLA in Los Angeles as the sports

0:52:14.595 --> 0:52:17.395
<v Speaker 1>director of the station that carried the games of the

0:52:17.435 --> 0:52:20.875
<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles Clippers basketball team. You have to understand that

0:52:21.035 --> 0:52:24.115
<v Speaker 1>as competitive as the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team has

0:52:24.155 --> 0:52:25.955
<v Speaker 1>been in the last few years and how they have

0:52:26.075 --> 0:52:31.835
<v Speaker 1>expunged their ownership disaster of the racist Donald Sterling, this

0:52:32.035 --> 0:52:35.875
<v Speaker 1>was right after they moved to Los Angeles from San Diego,

0:52:36.515 --> 0:52:39.675
<v Speaker 1>and they were the worst team in professional sports and

0:52:39.795 --> 0:52:42.555
<v Speaker 1>one of the worst teams in professional sports history. I

0:52:42.595 --> 0:52:44.595
<v Speaker 1>have the record in front of me of how they

0:52:44.675 --> 0:52:47.435
<v Speaker 1>performed on the court the first three years that I

0:52:47.515 --> 0:52:51.635
<v Speaker 1>worked at the station that carried their games, and I

0:52:51.835 --> 0:52:54.795
<v Speaker 1>did not feel like I was obligated to make excuses

0:52:54.835 --> 0:52:57.755
<v Speaker 1>for them because the first year, they played eighty two

0:52:57.835 --> 0:53:01.115
<v Speaker 1>games and lost fifty of them and finished in fourth place.

0:53:01.595 --> 0:53:04.155
<v Speaker 1>This would turn out to be not just the high point,

0:53:04.355 --> 0:53:07.875
<v Speaker 1>but the high point by basically double. The next year,

0:53:07.955 --> 0:53:11.515
<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty six eighty seven, the Los Angeles Clippers played

0:53:11.515 --> 0:53:14.315
<v Speaker 1>eighty two games and lost seventy of them. They went

0:53:14.355 --> 0:53:18.235
<v Speaker 1>twelve and seventy. That's not very good. You only win

0:53:18.315 --> 0:53:22.315
<v Speaker 1>twelve times in a season that stretches from October into April.

0:53:22.955 --> 0:53:25.755
<v Speaker 1>It was a long winter. And then the last year

0:53:25.755 --> 0:53:28.475
<v Speaker 1>that I worked at their station, more or less eighty

0:53:28.515 --> 0:53:31.355
<v Speaker 1>seven eighty eight, they improved from twelve and seventy to

0:53:31.515 --> 0:53:34.515
<v Speaker 1>seventeen and sixty five. So there was a bad team there,

0:53:34.835 --> 0:53:38.835
<v Speaker 1>and they did stupid, stupid things, and many of them

0:53:38.835 --> 0:53:40.515
<v Speaker 1>were on the court, but it seemed like more of

0:53:40.595 --> 0:53:43.155
<v Speaker 1>them were off the court. And I used to upbraid

0:53:43.235 --> 0:53:46.435
<v Speaker 1>them every night, and I often when they were on

0:53:46.595 --> 0:53:49.315
<v Speaker 1>our air and the Lakers of Los Angeles were playing

0:53:49.315 --> 0:53:51.715
<v Speaker 1>on the same night, I would lead the sportscast with

0:53:51.795 --> 0:53:55.555
<v Speaker 1>the Lakers highlights. Now, if the Clippers won, which, as

0:53:55.555 --> 0:53:57.355
<v Speaker 1>you can tell from those numbers I just gave you,

0:53:57.475 --> 0:53:59.595
<v Speaker 1>was not very often, I would lead with them as

0:53:59.635 --> 0:54:02.235
<v Speaker 1>in my God, the Clippers won. Let's look at these

0:54:02.275 --> 0:54:06.755
<v Speaker 1>highlights before they disappear. Needless to say, at Clipper HQ,

0:54:06.995 --> 0:54:10.475
<v Speaker 1>they were not fond of me. Many attempts were made

0:54:10.555 --> 0:54:13.115
<v Speaker 1>to get me what would be the right word fired.

0:54:14.075 --> 0:54:18.115
<v Speaker 1>But finally, after one incident in I think nineteen eighty six,

0:54:18.355 --> 0:54:21.475
<v Speaker 1>the then president of the team, his name was Allan

0:54:21.675 --> 0:54:23.915
<v Speaker 1>something I can't remember. He went on to be involved

0:54:23.915 --> 0:54:29.755
<v Speaker 1>in soccer, suspended me, banned me from covering the Clippers.

0:54:29.875 --> 0:54:33.795
<v Speaker 1>And the incident was this, one of the players children

0:54:34.315 --> 0:54:38.355
<v Speaker 1>died in a tragic accident in a swimming pool, and

0:54:38.555 --> 0:54:41.795
<v Speaker 1>the Clippers for weeks had been rumored to be firing

0:54:41.835 --> 0:54:44.595
<v Speaker 1>their head coach, and an announcement was going to be

0:54:44.675 --> 0:54:47.275
<v Speaker 1>made finally about this poor guy who'd been twisting in

0:54:47.315 --> 0:54:49.555
<v Speaker 1>the wind, as the next administration would have called it.

0:54:49.875 --> 0:54:52.195
<v Speaker 1>They were going to announce this on Wednesday, and then

0:54:52.235 --> 0:54:56.915
<v Speaker 1>on Tuesday night there was this tragedy involving or Tuesday

0:54:56.995 --> 0:55:01.515
<v Speaker 1>during the day sometime one of the players children, and

0:55:01.555 --> 0:55:07.155
<v Speaker 1>the Clippers used this as a reason not to hold

0:55:07.155 --> 0:55:10.035
<v Speaker 1>the news conference about the coach. They canceled the news

0:55:10.035 --> 0:55:16.635
<v Speaker 1>conference about the coach, citing humanitarian reasons. And respect for

0:55:16.715 --> 0:55:21.075
<v Speaker 1>the tragedy. And they didn't postpone it. They didn't say

0:55:21.075 --> 0:55:23.475
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have a moment of silence at it. They

0:55:23.515 --> 0:55:25.755
<v Speaker 1>didn't say, Okay, it's not gonna be Wednesday, will do

0:55:25.755 --> 0:55:30.275
<v Speaker 1>it Thursday. They canceled it. And they never had a

0:55:30.355 --> 0:55:33.235
<v Speaker 1>press conference about this poor coach. They just issued a

0:55:33.275 --> 0:55:38.075
<v Speaker 1>press release saying this guy who they had leaked about

0:55:38.195 --> 0:55:40.715
<v Speaker 1>every day for weeks, that he was terrible and he

0:55:40.835 --> 0:55:42.515
<v Speaker 1>was the problem, and they were going to fire him.

0:55:42.835 --> 0:55:45.475
<v Speaker 1>All these stories coming out. It went on for day

0:55:45.515 --> 0:55:48.915
<v Speaker 1>after day after day and week after week, and this

0:55:49.075 --> 0:55:51.875
<v Speaker 1>poor guy who'd been in the NBA since I don't know,

0:55:51.955 --> 0:55:55.395
<v Speaker 1>the nineteen fifties, had had to read about himself this

0:55:55.435 --> 0:55:58.275
<v Speaker 1>way every day in the papers and couldn't say anything

0:55:58.275 --> 0:56:01.075
<v Speaker 1>because if he did, they'd fire him for cause and

0:56:01.155 --> 0:56:03.755
<v Speaker 1>not owe him any money. The cause being speaking to

0:56:03.795 --> 0:56:07.315
<v Speaker 1>the media without alle authorization. He had to read that

0:56:07.395 --> 0:56:09.435
<v Speaker 1>he was about to be fired, and here was going

0:56:09.515 --> 0:56:11.715
<v Speaker 1>to be the news conference at least which he'd be

0:56:11.715 --> 0:56:14.675
<v Speaker 1>able to stand up and say something about it, even

0:56:14.715 --> 0:56:17.835
<v Speaker 1>if it was just thanks for the opportunity to restore

0:56:17.915 --> 0:56:20.115
<v Speaker 1>the image of himself as a human being and not

0:56:20.235 --> 0:56:25.155
<v Speaker 1>the cause of this disastrous franchisees disasters. Instead of there

0:56:25.155 --> 0:56:27.835
<v Speaker 1>being a news conference, he had to read finally, he

0:56:27.875 --> 0:56:32.275
<v Speaker 1>had been fired in a one page press release. And

0:56:32.475 --> 0:56:35.755
<v Speaker 1>also no press conference meant the coach not only couldn't

0:56:35.755 --> 0:56:37.635
<v Speaker 1>meet the press and say whatever he wanted to say

0:56:37.635 --> 0:56:41.515
<v Speaker 1>about the Clippers and Clippers management such as it was.

0:56:42.035 --> 0:56:44.035
<v Speaker 1>And I always suspected the Clippers were run by a

0:56:44.035 --> 0:56:48.115
<v Speaker 1>couple of lawn chairs, not guys in lawn chairs, run

0:56:48.115 --> 0:56:52.395
<v Speaker 1>by actual lawn chairs. The Clippers could avoid any questions

0:56:52.715 --> 0:56:56.235
<v Speaker 1>about how they fired this guy, but only after leaking

0:56:56.275 --> 0:56:59.475
<v Speaker 1>for weeks and destroying his reputation. And they could avoid

0:56:59.635 --> 0:57:02.995
<v Speaker 1>any questions about how in a city like Los Angeles,

0:57:02.995 --> 0:57:05.635
<v Speaker 1>with the amount of money this guy Stirling had who

0:57:05.675 --> 0:57:08.835
<v Speaker 1>owned them, they could win only twenty nine games over

0:57:08.955 --> 0:57:13.155
<v Speaker 1>two seasons? How'd you do? Played one hundred and sixty games?

0:57:13.195 --> 0:57:16.675
<v Speaker 1>How'd you do one twenty nine of them? Can't have

0:57:16.795 --> 0:57:22.995
<v Speaker 1>that news conference out of respect? Well, I said, there

0:57:23.035 --> 0:57:25.355
<v Speaker 1>may have been an element of respect to it, but

0:57:25.395 --> 0:57:29.115
<v Speaker 1>that principally the Clippers had exploited the child's death to

0:57:29.235 --> 0:57:33.795
<v Speaker 1>avoid holding a news conference. It was an excuse. They

0:57:33.795 --> 0:57:36.795
<v Speaker 1>didn't plan it. It wasn't their responsibility, but they saw

0:57:36.875 --> 0:57:39.755
<v Speaker 1>the opportunity to not have to face the media or

0:57:39.835 --> 0:57:42.915
<v Speaker 1>let this coach face the media. That it was cheap,

0:57:43.355 --> 0:57:47.155
<v Speaker 1>that it was irresponsible, that it insulted their player at

0:57:47.155 --> 0:57:51.875
<v Speaker 1>a time of tragedy, that insulted his family, insulted his grief,

0:57:52.195 --> 0:57:55.875
<v Speaker 1>insulted the child's passing, and that it was like everything

0:57:55.915 --> 0:58:02.755
<v Speaker 1>else the Clippers had ever done, just another excuse. And

0:58:02.835 --> 0:58:06.435
<v Speaker 1>the Clippers erupted in ray, how dare you invoke this

0:58:06.595 --> 0:58:09.875
<v Speaker 1>poor man's dead child? And I was like, well, no,

0:58:09.955 --> 0:58:13.435
<v Speaker 1>you did that. That's what I was complaining about, and

0:58:13.555 --> 0:58:16.675
<v Speaker 1>they bann. I got a letter saying you are hereby

0:58:16.835 --> 0:58:21.075
<v Speaker 1>banned from all games and practices of the Los Angeles Clippers.

0:58:21.715 --> 0:58:25.115
<v Speaker 1>And in a PostScript from the president of this team

0:58:25.395 --> 0:58:27.395
<v Speaker 1>to the general manager, one of the all time great

0:58:27.435 --> 0:58:30.395
<v Speaker 1>basketball players for the LA Clippers, for the LA Lakers,

0:58:30.395 --> 0:58:33.795
<v Speaker 1>but then general manager of the LA Clippers, Elgin Baylor,

0:58:34.155 --> 0:58:37.875
<v Speaker 1>ps Elgin, make sure he's taken off the mailing list too.

0:58:38.475 --> 0:58:40.915
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh no, what am I going to do

0:58:40.995 --> 0:58:44.635
<v Speaker 1>without the press releases about the latest promotional night when

0:58:44.635 --> 0:58:49.595
<v Speaker 1>they're giving away socks? Well, of course number one, I

0:58:49.595 --> 0:58:52.475
<v Speaker 1>should point out with glee that what the result of

0:58:52.475 --> 0:58:56.315
<v Speaker 1>that PostScript was was that I started to receive two

0:58:56.355 --> 0:58:59.675
<v Speaker 1>of everything on the mailing list because whoever Elgin Baylor

0:58:59.755 --> 0:59:02.795
<v Speaker 1>told to remove me from the Clipper publicity mailing list

0:59:03.035 --> 0:59:06.035
<v Speaker 1>got it wrong and added my name a second time.

0:59:06.555 --> 0:59:09.635
<v Speaker 1>And as to the suspension and the denial of the

0:59:09.675 --> 0:59:13.955
<v Speaker 1>privilege of attending Clippers practices or games, as I wrote

0:59:14.035 --> 0:59:16.755
<v Speaker 1>back to the president of the team, you have made

0:59:16.795 --> 0:59:21.315
<v Speaker 1>me the envy of every other reporter in town. I

0:59:21.355 --> 0:59:24.315
<v Speaker 1>have been asked by my colleagues how they can be

0:59:24.395 --> 0:59:29.275
<v Speaker 1>suspended from Clipper basketball, hopefully for life. So that was

0:59:29.315 --> 0:59:32.635
<v Speaker 1>my first experience with the attempt to ban me from

0:59:32.635 --> 0:59:35.835
<v Speaker 1>somewhere or from some team or from something. It was

0:59:36.075 --> 0:59:38.955
<v Speaker 1>hilarious and needless to say, I put it on KTLA

0:59:39.075 --> 0:59:42.355
<v Speaker 1>Channel five News at ten, and they liked me even less.

0:59:43.515 --> 0:59:47.635
<v Speaker 1>The next time I think I was banned was after

0:59:47.715 --> 0:59:51.355
<v Speaker 1>I worked for ESPN. The first time. I actually left

0:59:51.635 --> 0:59:54.795
<v Speaker 1>ESPN in nineteen ninety seven under pretty good circumstances, given

0:59:54.795 --> 0:59:58.475
<v Speaker 1>that they had stupidly, as they later admitted, suspended me

0:59:58.715 --> 1:00:01.155
<v Speaker 1>over a joke I made about the city of Bristol,

1:00:01.195 --> 1:00:04.555
<v Speaker 1>Connecticut and what was supposedly an unauthorized appearance on the

1:00:04.715 --> 1:00:07.955
<v Speaker 1>Craig Kilbourne Show to promote a book for which they'd

1:00:07.995 --> 1:00:11.355
<v Speaker 1>given me universal permission to promote the book that Dan

1:00:11.435 --> 1:00:13.875
<v Speaker 1>Patrick and I had written about sports Center that got

1:00:13.875 --> 1:00:16.355
<v Speaker 1>to the New York Times bestseller list and added to

1:00:16.395 --> 1:00:19.435
<v Speaker 1>the patina of ESPN and Sports Center. Even as I

1:00:19.515 --> 1:00:22.435
<v Speaker 1>was leaving it, I left to go somewhere else. We

1:00:22.515 --> 1:00:24.875
<v Speaker 1>agreed on that it was mutual. As I went out

1:00:24.915 --> 1:00:28.475
<v Speaker 1>the door, we reconsidered the possibility of my doing one

1:00:28.515 --> 1:00:30.915
<v Speaker 1>show a week for them as long as they would

1:00:30.955 --> 1:00:33.435
<v Speaker 1>let me work somewhere else full time. They thought about

1:00:33.435 --> 1:00:37.555
<v Speaker 1>it and then decided against it. And when I left

1:00:37.595 --> 1:00:40.515
<v Speaker 1>under those circumstances, the vice president in charge of things there,

1:00:40.755 --> 1:00:43.995
<v Speaker 1>Howard Katz, said, look, we can't make this work. It's

1:00:44.035 --> 1:00:45.715
<v Speaker 1>not going to work. If we let people work on

1:00:45.755 --> 1:00:48.475
<v Speaker 1>other networks, we can't control you. And I said, truer

1:00:48.515 --> 1:00:51.355
<v Speaker 1>words have never been spoken. But he said, if you

1:00:51.395 --> 1:00:53.555
<v Speaker 1>want to come on as a guest on an ESPN

1:00:53.635 --> 1:00:56.755
<v Speaker 1>show or on radio, we'd love to have you. Good

1:00:56.795 --> 1:00:59.715
<v Speaker 1>luck on the new gig at NBC. What happened was

1:01:00.355 --> 1:01:03.355
<v Speaker 1>that blew it up and then turned it into nuclear war.

1:01:03.915 --> 1:01:07.635
<v Speaker 1>Was an ESPN executive decided in the fall of nineteen

1:01:07.675 --> 1:01:10.275
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven, after I left to leak the ratings of

1:01:10.315 --> 1:01:13.835
<v Speaker 1>my new MSNBC show, which were then almost non existent

1:01:13.875 --> 1:01:15.835
<v Speaker 1>because it was a terrible show and a new show

1:01:15.875 --> 1:01:20.355
<v Speaker 1>on a new network, to the USA Today sports media writer,

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<v Speaker 1>who of course promptly called me up and told me

1:01:22.595 --> 1:01:26.355
<v Speaker 1>that this executive had done that. This kind of enraged me,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took shot after shot at ESPN, and I

1:01:29.955 --> 1:01:32.555
<v Speaker 1>did it publicly, and this led to them saying he

1:01:32.595 --> 1:01:35.435
<v Speaker 1>didn't just burn the bridges, he napalmed them. And I said, no,

1:01:35.555 --> 1:01:38.875
<v Speaker 1>that's insufficient. I didn't just burn the bridges. I burned

1:01:38.875 --> 1:01:42.915
<v Speaker 1>the river, and on and on it went. Years later,

1:01:43.075 --> 1:01:47.395
<v Speaker 1>perhaps two thousand and five, it was some of those

1:01:47.435 --> 1:01:50.915
<v Speaker 1>same executives called and asked me to help Dan Patrick out.

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<v Speaker 1>His radio show was not doing well. They thought he

1:01:54.035 --> 1:01:57.355
<v Speaker 1>was overworked and needed a spark. They wanted it to

1:01:57.435 --> 1:02:01.035
<v Speaker 1>do better, they knew it could. He just seemed uninspired,

1:02:01.075 --> 1:02:02.675
<v Speaker 1>and they thought if they brought me on for an

1:02:02.715 --> 1:02:06.235
<v Speaker 1>hour a week, and later an hour a day, he

1:02:06.275 --> 1:02:09.675
<v Speaker 1>would perk up. He did, and I think the radio

1:02:09.675 --> 1:02:11.275
<v Speaker 1>show that he took out on his own in two

1:02:11.315 --> 1:02:14.795
<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven has largely succeeded because he perked up.

1:02:15.035 --> 1:02:17.275
<v Speaker 1>Things were at a pivotal moment in his career at

1:02:17.315 --> 1:02:20.035
<v Speaker 1>that point. I'm not claiming credit for his show, or

1:02:20.035 --> 1:02:22.755
<v Speaker 1>his work or his success. That's all his. I'm just

1:02:22.795 --> 1:02:25.355
<v Speaker 1>saying that at a critical moment, it was bad enough

1:02:25.395 --> 1:02:28.355
<v Speaker 1>that the ESPN people who were furious at me, and

1:02:28.395 --> 1:02:30.795
<v Speaker 1>it was still nuclear war, and I'd gone to work

1:02:30.835 --> 1:02:33.235
<v Speaker 1>for competition against them that was trying to do a

1:02:33.275 --> 1:02:37.675
<v Speaker 1>Fox version of SportsCenter and constantly made fun of ESPN

1:02:37.755 --> 1:02:40.875
<v Speaker 1>whenever I could, and got Fox's name and Fox Sports

1:02:40.915 --> 1:02:45.395
<v Speaker 1>News into every story about ESPN. I did that job terrifically,

1:02:45.475 --> 1:02:49.435
<v Speaker 1>I might add, although the ratings were terrible. In the

1:02:49.475 --> 1:02:52.275
<v Speaker 1>middle of that, they called and asked me to help out,

1:02:52.275 --> 1:02:54.315
<v Speaker 1>and I said yes. And that was largely the end

1:02:54.355 --> 1:02:57.955
<v Speaker 1>of the active shooting in that war. However, at some

1:02:58.155 --> 1:03:01.395
<v Speaker 1>point I said, maybe, if you want to have real fun,

1:03:01.555 --> 1:03:03.675
<v Speaker 1>why don't I come up there and do a couple

1:03:03.675 --> 1:03:06.595
<v Speaker 1>of shows in person and with him, And the executive

1:03:06.595 --> 1:03:09.395
<v Speaker 1>in charge said, and this is two thousand and six probably,

1:03:09.955 --> 1:03:12.795
<v Speaker 1>he said, well, we can't do that. You've been banned

1:03:12.795 --> 1:03:18.595
<v Speaker 1>from the ESPN campus. And I said, I have, And

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<v Speaker 1>apparently this was well known at ESPN, and I later

1:03:22.155 --> 1:03:25.155
<v Speaker 1>found out by many people in the industry. Folks at

1:03:25.235 --> 1:03:28.075
<v Speaker 1>NBC knew it, and nobody told me because they thought

1:03:28.075 --> 1:03:30.635
<v Speaker 1>my reaction was going to be violent. I went to

1:03:30.675 --> 1:03:33.235
<v Speaker 1>somebody at NBC Sports who knew about this and had

1:03:33.275 --> 1:03:36.275
<v Speaker 1>known about this, and apparently it had been done ten

1:03:36.395 --> 1:03:39.915
<v Speaker 1>years earlier, and nobody told me. And I said, what's

1:03:39.955 --> 1:03:43.355
<v Speaker 1>the point of suspending me or banning me from a place?

1:03:43.955 --> 1:03:46.275
<v Speaker 1>They banned me from campus and told you, but you

1:03:46.315 --> 1:03:48.795
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell me. What's the point of it. It's the

1:03:49.555 --> 1:03:53.395
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Strange love line about the doomsday device. What's the

1:03:53.435 --> 1:03:56.035
<v Speaker 1>point of having an automatic nuclear weapon if you don't

1:03:56.075 --> 1:03:59.835
<v Speaker 1>tell anybody that you have it. What's the point of

1:04:00.155 --> 1:04:03.315
<v Speaker 1>banning a guy from a campus if you don't tell him?

1:04:03.595 --> 1:04:06.235
<v Speaker 1>And they said, well, oh, they didn't want to exacerbate

1:04:06.275 --> 1:04:09.275
<v Speaker 1>the situation further, and blah blah blah, And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>but banning me from a television studio in the middle

1:04:14.315 --> 1:04:17.875
<v Speaker 1>of Bristol, Connecticut, that is itself a ten or twelve

1:04:17.875 --> 1:04:24.075
<v Speaker 1>minute drive from the nearest line highway line that is

1:04:24.195 --> 1:04:28.635
<v Speaker 1>wider than two lanes, what was the chance that I

1:04:28.715 --> 1:04:31.515
<v Speaker 1>was going to go there anyway? Did they think I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to stop by for some nostalgia. The only

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<v Speaker 1>time between nineteen ninety seven when I left ESPN and

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<v Speaker 1>went back to work there in two thousand and eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>the only time I came within a fifteen minute drive

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<v Speaker 1>of actually getting to the campus from which I had

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<v Speaker 1>been banned. The only time was when I was being

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<v Speaker 1>chauffeured in a limo from Boston to New York for

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<v Speaker 1>Fox for a baseball broadcast in which I would be

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<v Speaker 1>in the dugout for Fox during the World Series. Because

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<v Speaker 1>my banishment from the ESPN campus had caused me such

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<v Speaker 1>professional collapse. Needless to say, my ban from the Bristol

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<v Speaker 1>campus was removed, and all of those problems, the nuclear

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<v Speaker 1>war was not only ended but paved over, and I

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<v Speaker 1>went back to work with The Dan Patrick Show in

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and five, and then I went back to

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<v Speaker 1>work full time in twenty thirteen for ESPN, and it

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<v Speaker 1>turned out that the nuclear war and the forever wars

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<v Speaker 1>between Olderman and Bristol lasted sixteen years. In fact, I

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<v Speaker 1>went back to work for ESPN another time twenty eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>and my most recent sports forays for the fan duel

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<v Speaker 1>sports network that's all run by three or four executives

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<v Speaker 1>who rehired me at ESPN twice. So that's how that

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<v Speaker 1>banishment ended. I think I have been banned from the

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<v Speaker 1>press box at Yankee Stadium at least when I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>on assignment from a network, and that's not likely to

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<v Speaker 1>happen again. I went back without incident a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 1>but when I have gone on to the field at

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<v Speaker 1>Yankee Stadium, there's been a guard standing behind home plate

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<v Speaker 1>who was only responsibility for that day was to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I did not come near the Yankee dugout like

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to firebomb it or something. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that was all about. I do know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you why they banned me, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do know that it was an incredible surprise to them

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<v Speaker 1>that after they banned me and stopped giving me sort

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<v Speaker 1>of courtesy credentials to the press box to just sit

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<v Speaker 1>there even when I wasn't on assignment for a particular game,

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<v Speaker 1>access to the field, when I wasn't working for ESPN

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<v Speaker 1>or NBC or Fox. That that was that preceded my

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<v Speaker 1>decision to stop buying season tickets at Yankee Stadium after

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<v Speaker 1>forty one years of my father and I buying season

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<v Speaker 1>tickets there, and they were surprised that I stopped spending it.

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<v Speaker 1>And this amount was in the six figures, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were shocked that I stopped buying the tickets. And for

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<v Speaker 1>eight or nine years after this, the Yankee He's kept

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<v Speaker 1>sending me letters and emails and phone calls. Hi, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the new season ticket director. We know that you miss

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<v Speaker 1>your Yankee tickets. And I went, I'm not going back there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go back there if you paid me to

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<v Speaker 1>sit there. And in fact, I have vowed and still

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<v Speaker 1>maintain that I will never walk into Yankee Stadium having

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<v Speaker 1>paid for the privilege of going in there again. You

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<v Speaker 1>pay me to go there, it's a job, I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>and do that. So what precipitated this was and I

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<v Speaker 1>need to set this up by saying I did indeed

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<v Speaker 1>take over the season tickets at Yankee Stadium from my dad,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly for my mom's edification in I think nineteen ninety three.

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<v Speaker 1>So I paid for the season tickets for thirty seasons

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<v Speaker 1>from when they were seventeen dollars a ticket to when

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<v Speaker 1>they were twenty five hundred dollars a ticket. Most of

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<v Speaker 1>those high end tickets went to the Make a Wish

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<v Speaker 1>Foundation and other charities. But that's the point. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things they used to have me do was

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<v Speaker 1>on Old Timer I used to assist the late great

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<v Speaker 1>announcer Bob Wolf, who would sit there during Old Timers

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<v Speaker 1>Day at Yankee Stadium when they bring back the old players,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would help him do the play by play

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<v Speaker 1>of the game. And it was a fun game just

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<v Speaker 1>to see the old timers pitch and swing and try

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<v Speaker 1>to run and hopefully not trip over the bag at

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<v Speaker 1>first base. And I was Bob's friend, and he relied

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<v Speaker 1>on me for things he couldn't see in the corners

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<v Speaker 1>in the outfield. And I did this for ten years

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<v Speaker 1>and it was great fun. Those were my Yankee players

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<v Speaker 1>and the guys I liked the most. And it's there's

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<v Speaker 1>no reason to be fanciful about this or to undersell it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hoot to get on the public address system

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<v Speaker 1>at Yankee Stadium and talk to forty or fifty thousand people.

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<v Speaker 1>And one day the Yankees fired me from that job

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<v Speaker 1>by leaking that news to the New York Post. The

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees were mad at me because I had found a

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<v Speaker 1>guy sitting near me in the front row who was

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<v Speaker 1>signaling to Alex Rodriguez of the Yankees what the speed

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<v Speaker 1>and the nature of the preceding pitch had been, because

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<v Speaker 1>where he stood on the other side of me. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy was sitting on one side of me, and Alex

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<v Speaker 1>Rodriguez was standing in the on deck circle on the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of me. Almost a line bisecting this line

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<v Speaker 1>was my seat. He was telling Alex Rodriguez what that

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<v Speaker 1>last pitch was, because Alex Rodriguez, being perhaps the highest

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<v Speaker 1>paid player in baseball at the time, couldn't figure it

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<v Speaker 1>out on the field what that was and how fast

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<v Speaker 1>it was. And I took a picture of this and

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<v Speaker 1>published it, and it became a huge story, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees literally got a handslap, and they assured me there'd

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<v Speaker 1>be no ramifications. And then right before Old Timer's Day

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<v Speaker 1>they dropped me as the Old Timer's Day color announcer

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<v Speaker 1>in the PA system. So, of course, not being one

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<v Speaker 1>who would leave well enough alone under any circumstances, when

1:09:57.075 --> 1:10:00.315
<v Speaker 1>the next Yankee controversy arose, and I still had a

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<v Speaker 1>column that appeared on the MLB website MLB dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I meant mention that I didn't think Yankee management was

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<v Speaker 1>quite what it used to be. That when it was

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<v Speaker 1>my late friend George Steinbrenner running the place, there were

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<v Speaker 1>lots of things wrong, and I like to point out

1:10:14.795 --> 1:10:19.355
<v Speaker 1>what they were, but efficiency and fairly good management skills,

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<v Speaker 1>and certainly an idea of when to stir the pot

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<v Speaker 1>and when not to stir the pot that was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>well done by George his son Hal. I wasn't sure

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<v Speaker 1>that Hal Steinbrenner, as I said, was well. The phrasing

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<v Speaker 1>was I'm going to need to see a paternity test.

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<v Speaker 1>For some reason. The Yankees responded to this by banning

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<v Speaker 1>me from the press box at Yankee Stadium, So there's

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<v Speaker 1>that one. The Yankees then helped ban me from the

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<v Speaker 1>MLB network when MLB Network offered me a job in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twelve, a story I've told here many times. They

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<v Speaker 1>were going to give me a show, and then the

1:10:57.795 --> 1:11:00.035
<v Speaker 1>Yankees found out about it, and the message, as I

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<v Speaker 1>understood it, was, if you even talked to him further

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<v Speaker 1>about this, we will shut off all the MLB network

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<v Speaker 1>equipment in Yankee Stadium and we will not help fund

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<v Speaker 1>the network any further so that when my agent got

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with the president of MLB Network, who

1:11:15.675 --> 1:11:17.675
<v Speaker 1>is going to make the offer? When he said and so,

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<v Speaker 1>how about Keith, the guy literally went silent, not I

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk about it, Not we have to withdraw the offer.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally did what the Yankees told him to do,

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<v Speaker 1>to do, do not talk about this again. He took

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<v Speaker 1>it perhaps a little too literally. So I got banned

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<v Speaker 1>from MLB Network, which is kind of unfortunate for one

1:11:37.795 --> 1:11:41.515
<v Speaker 1>reason only, which is that MLB Network is although they

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<v Speaker 1>will be moving apparently, MLB Network is located in what

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<v Speaker 1>was the original MSNBC studio, So going back there was

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<v Speaker 1>always like this time travel thing, because everything was the

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<v Speaker 1>same except the eighty or ninety million dollars they spent

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<v Speaker 1>on improving the studios and the control rooms, all the

1:11:58.475 --> 1:12:00.715
<v Speaker 1>technical guts of the place they spent money on that.

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<v Speaker 1>They literally did not change the signs on the backs

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<v Speaker 1>of the bathroom doors that told you what number to

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<v Speaker 1>call in case the john overflowed. All they did was

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<v Speaker 1>changed the extension, and they did this by taping a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of paper with the new number over the actual plaque.

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<v Speaker 1>They did not spend the three dollars on the plaque.

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<v Speaker 1>I always found this entertaining, and the whole experience was

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<v Speaker 1>like having a dream about your childhood home, and everything

1:12:29.315 --> 1:12:33.675
<v Speaker 1>is exactly the same, down to each creak of each floorboard,

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<v Speaker 1>except for the fact that in the middle of your

1:12:35.875 --> 1:12:38.995
<v Speaker 1>living room there's a nuclear reactor that you never noticed before.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I can't go there anymore because the Yankees banned

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<v Speaker 1>me from MLB network. Similarly, I believe I've been banned

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<v Speaker 1>by MSNBC. If they haven't banned me, they can give

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<v Speaker 1>me a buzz. We could stop by and maybe, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>join forces, which is what I would do if I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the business of being anti Trump and there

1:13:01.075 --> 1:13:04.075
<v Speaker 1>was an anti Trump asset out there who was familiar

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<v Speaker 1>to my audiodians, who was willing to not even address

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<v Speaker 1>the subject of bygones be bygones, but just ignore them

1:13:10.755 --> 1:13:13.715
<v Speaker 1>because we have a bigger mutual enemy. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>Americans and the Soviet Union were allies during the Second

1:13:17.235 --> 1:13:19.155
<v Speaker 1>World War, and then as soon as that was over,

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<v Speaker 1>they went back to threatening to blow each other and

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<v Speaker 1>the world to bits. I think that could be the

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with MSNBC. But I've been banned by them. I

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<v Speaker 1>may have been banned by CNN. Jeff Zucker insisted I

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<v Speaker 1>was banned as a possible host, but not as a guest.

1:13:36.315 --> 1:13:40.075
<v Speaker 1>But I was in fact booked and then canceled by

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<v Speaker 1>a CNN show several years ago so that I might

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<v Speaker 1>be banned by CNN. I know I've been banned by

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen Colbert because I caught Stephen Colbert, who is a

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<v Speaker 1>reprehensible human being, hiding behind a smile. Stephen Colbert changed,

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<v Speaker 1>or had somebody change or somebody in management changed the

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<v Speaker 1>introduction to a pre taped bit that I did for

1:14:03.555 --> 1:14:05.795
<v Speaker 1>him that wasn't fun. But I came over in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and did this bit for him, and he changed

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<v Speaker 1>the intro. The intro that I heard as he introduced

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<v Speaker 1>me was, here's the man who's had more jobs than

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<v Speaker 1>you've had hot dinners. Keith Olderman and I played some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of stupid game that they pre taped in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw it on the air that night, the

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<v Speaker 1>introduction was, here's a man who's been fired or suspended

1:14:25.075 --> 1:14:27.395
<v Speaker 1>or thrown out of more jobs and you've had hot dinners.

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<v Speaker 1>They changed it, and they changed it after I left

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<v Speaker 1>the building, and I called him a weasel, and I

1:14:32.955 --> 1:14:35.915
<v Speaker 1>called him a weasel in public places, and then that

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<v Speaker 1>was the end of my Stephen Colbert career, which, by

1:14:39.035 --> 1:14:42.875
<v Speaker 1>the way, I wasn't going to go back anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>assume I have been banned by Madison Square Garden. I

1:14:46.275 --> 1:14:49.835
<v Speaker 1>have hit up the owner of the New York Nixon Rangers,

1:14:49.875 --> 1:14:54.715
<v Speaker 1>the trumpist James Dolan, several times for being generally a

1:14:54.755 --> 1:14:58.955
<v Speaker 1>slob and a guy who delights in humiliating the people

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<v Speaker 1>who pay his team's salaries, the customers. Ironic that because

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<v Speaker 1>it was his brother who with whom I worked at

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<v Speaker 1>CNN for many years, Pat Dolan, who was then in

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<v Speaker 1>charge now of Cable Town or whatever it is that

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<v Speaker 1>they owned and made all their money off of because

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<v Speaker 1>they were in this unprofitable business when it suddenly became

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing in town. Now that's my history, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously twenty five minutes worth of history. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>banned a lot, that's me. But I will say this,

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<v Speaker 1>for all the banning that has happened to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to know this is true. I know a newscaster,

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<v Speaker 1>a late newscaster with whom I worked early in my career,

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<v Speaker 1>who was banned from going into the state of Maryland. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>when I went into television, I discovered a sportscaster who

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<v Speaker 1>was also banned from going into the state of Maryland.

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<v Speaker 1>And the punchline to this is the two men unrelated

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<v Speaker 1>both had the same name. I don't mean they both

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<v Speaker 1>had the same first name. I mean they had the

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<v Speaker 1>same professional name. One was the newscaster or such and such,

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<v Speaker 1>and the other was the sportscaster such and such. So

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<v Speaker 1>I believe the state of Maryland has some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>law making it illegal for people with that name to

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<v Speaker 1>enter the state. Now that's being banned, I've done all

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<v Speaker 1>the damage I can do here. Thank you for listening

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<v Speaker 1>and for not banning me. The Clippers one is still

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<v Speaker 1>the best. Oh No, I can't go to see the

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<v Speaker 1>worst team in professional sports. What will I do? I

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<v Speaker 1>had never gone to any of their games or practices.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would go to see their practice other than to

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<v Speaker 1>try to confirm this team practices practice? We're talking about practice.

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Ray and John Phillips Chanel, the musical directors have

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<v Speaker 1>countdown who barely need practice. Arrange produced and performed most

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<v Speaker 1>of our music. Mister Chanelle handled orchestration and keyboards. Mister

1:17:08.795 --> 1:17:11.355
<v Speaker 1>Ray was on the guitars, bass and drums. He did

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<v Speaker 1>all his practicing when he was a kid. It was

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<v Speaker 1>produced by Tko Brothers. Our satirical and pithy musical comments

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<v Speaker 1>are by the best baseball stadium organist ever, Nancy Faust.

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<v Speaker 1>The sports music is the Olderman theme from ESPN two,

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<v Speaker 1>written by Mitch Warren Davis and courtesy of ESPN, Inc.

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<v Speaker 1>From whose campus I am not banned other music, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I better check that other music arranged and performed by

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<v Speaker 1>the group No Horns Allowed. My announcer today was my

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<v Speaker 1>friend from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul and Airplane

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<v Speaker 1>Jonathan Banks. Everything else was as ever my band self fault.

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<v Speaker 1>That's countdown for today, Just three hundred and seventy one

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<v Speaker 1>days until the scheduled end of his lane duck and

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<v Speaker 1>lame brained term, unless Musk removes him sooner, or the

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<v Speaker 1>actuarial tables do, or Lisa Murkowski does. I'm telling a

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<v Speaker 1>senator the world is in your hands. The next scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>countdown is Thursday. If I don't break anything else or

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<v Speaker 1>get sick again. As always bulletins, as the news warrants,

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<v Speaker 1>remember impeach Trump. It will not work now, it will

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<v Speaker 1>win the Democrats the midterms, and I want polling right

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<v Speaker 1>now on a presidential recall vote, just to see how

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off everybody really is. Until next time, I'm Keith Olrimman.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, good afternoon, good night, and good luck Ted. Stevie.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to treat? Do you want to treat?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me? Do you want to treat? Yes or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to treat? Thank you Rose? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to treat.

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<v Speaker 6>Kit? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Kitty Kit? Do you want to treat?

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<v Speaker 6>Kit?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't know how to bark? Hit for treats, Stevie, Stevie does. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna stop recording now you can stop barking. Countdown

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