Speaker 1: People have sex with ugly people. Look at all the
Speaker 1: cute kids. Come on, where did they come from? Ugly people?
Speaker 2: Not to mention ninety eight fiance.
Speaker 1: They're all in relationship, but they got a little personality
Speaker 1: in cells. Got none of that. They're not even smart,
Speaker 1: because if they were smart, they'd be getting a job
Speaker 1: and getting money. And having said she was like, the
Speaker 1: hand rolls is coming too quick. She gets up and
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like this is too casual.
Speaker 2: It's just a joke. You're telling me.
Speaker 1: You're requiring him to feed you before he teached you.
Speaker 1: And now you're mad because the old Makasse was too quick.
Speaker 2: I told you, I used to be embarrassed. It just
Speaker 2: took Chinese food and the gatorade back in the day.
Speaker 2: So you're when I was in the Bronx, you better
Speaker 2: ordered me the chicken wangs and fried riding the decisions decisions.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of the Sisty Owns.
Speaker 2: Sisty Owns.
Speaker 1: It's Yo Girl, Mandy B and I and we z
Speaker 1: and we are the pee pee girls. We got to
Speaker 1: stick with it. I look back at the comments and
Speaker 1: peepee girls. You know we are the peep girls.
Speaker 3: I'm not like happy about it, but we are. I mean,
Speaker 3: like we're totally the peepee.
Speaker 1: Girls, And honestly it's pretty vanilla, right pee pee Like, bro,
Speaker 1: everyone pisses, you know. Yeah, you know pepee peepee girls.
Speaker 2: You know, welcome guys.
Speaker 1: So we are recording Hell in the Il and we
Speaker 1: didn't do a.
Speaker 2: Ketchup last time, so okay, let's do a little ketchup.
Speaker 2: But you must got some teetes.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's not that much teat but it was
Speaker 1: something funny that happened to where literally in the middle
Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, I'm gonna talk about this on
Speaker 1: the podcast because this is embarrassing but also funny. But
Speaker 1: like I want to help the girls if it never
Speaker 1: happens to them.
Speaker 2: Okay. So basically I was getting put through the couch.
Speaker 2: That's right. If you sit in my house, just no
Speaker 2: action happens. Don't be leaving, Yobi.
Speaker 1: You might have sat on the sperm, you know, or
Speaker 1: some coochie juices or something like that.
Speaker 2: Now that you know, you know, but it wipes off.
Speaker 2: It was the leathern one. It was the leather couch.
Speaker 1: You know that you just okay, okay, okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: fucked all the other one too, but normally because it's white, I.
Speaker 2: Lay drag out the glasses. Okay. So anyways, so I
Speaker 2: start in the living.
Speaker 1: Room, okay, quarters the and bitch, I am phone it
Speaker 1: bike like we having a good time, and I'm like
Speaker 1: moving my body all types of ways.
Speaker 2: I realized, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Bitch, I'm so much more flexible on the couch, like
Speaker 1: my body could just do different things that it can't do.
Speaker 1: I was only restricted to this little bit. When you're
Speaker 1: on the bed, you feel like you gotta do more. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I felt like I was doing more and it's a
Speaker 1: sea and it's not like you can leverage your legs
Speaker 1: just the way.
Speaker 2: My body could move on a couch. It was given.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so I'm gonna help you ladies in the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six because baby, what happened to me should
Speaker 1: not happen to nobody, because it.
Speaker 2: Ruined the mood, and it ruined the mood during a
Speaker 2: good stroke. Oh so I'm gaining. I'm geting, you know,
Speaker 2: stretched open and.
Speaker 1: Literally menda in the middle of like we were going
Speaker 1: bro next thing, you know, mind you Alexa playing we
Speaker 1: got the tunes going right, uh huh. We got a
Speaker 1: little nineties R and B here, and so you know,
Speaker 1: he was getting and then girl, so I don't pay
Speaker 1: for prime on my Alexa. And so in the middle
Speaker 1: of us getting in mind, you were moving to these
Speaker 1: songs because we're feeling it. All I hear is America America,
Speaker 1: and it's like, literally, it's like an anthem for America.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because he felt me, I started
Speaker 1: trying to change the god shut America America and bitch.
Speaker 1: We just both started laughing, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't be fucking you to this country that is ghetto.
Speaker 1: Like we are in a country right now that I'm
Speaker 1: not proud of, Like maybe if we a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. Actually I don't know when. I wasn't embarrassed
Speaker 1: of the country while I was fucking. But as we're fucking, bro,
Speaker 1: it goes into this commercial. But then I don't know
Speaker 1: why after that commercial, bitch, then it went to another
Speaker 1: commercial and we had to pause our sex session till
Speaker 1: the commercial break ended. As Bro, it was because it
Speaker 1: was embarrassing, Bro, So what do you do?
Speaker 2: You just sit there with a hard break like, well,
Speaker 2: I think it went from so it went from America.
Speaker 1: America was like, I think, like an auto body shop ad,
Speaker 1: but then it went to a pharmaceutical ad, which was
Speaker 1: even like if you feel this.
Speaker 2: Your auto body to body.
Speaker 1: That's what I didn't give body to buy. Oh, it
Speaker 1: gave it, gave mega auto body parts. Okay, it was
Speaker 1: too patriotic, and so in the middle of sex it
Speaker 1: was too It was too patriotic. I can't fuck to
Speaker 1: know patriotic shit we'll be talking about so literally, are
Speaker 1: there any country anthem that's about like a country anthem
Speaker 1: that's about like something that's like you think, I know,
Speaker 1: why Why can't you gotta be patriotic?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Why hip hop can't be patriotic? Why are you going
Speaker 1: to the countries.
Speaker 2: Fuck to that? I'm trying to see, like, what's the
Speaker 2: most you can fuck to hip hop? Yeah? I fucked
Speaker 2: a gunna.
Speaker 1: Sometimes gunna doesn't count because he'd be having Chris Brown
Speaker 1: and burna boy. He got a little melodicude you could
Speaker 1: fuck to like n w A, No, you could fuck to.
Speaker 3: Hold on, wait, let me see what Google says. What
Speaker 3: are you about to Google?
Speaker 1: Are there any hip hop songs that are good to
Speaker 1: make love to. I gotta say that I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't think of any that I want to fuck to.
Speaker 2: You don't remember the.
Speaker 1: Story, Keith, I'm not fucking the chief key. It says
Speaker 1: petty chief keep petty. Do you know that's a money bag? Yo, Quickie,
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2: I ain't hip hop. I'm not fucking hip hop. Bro hmm.
Speaker 1: Do you not remember the one guy that I really
Speaker 1: liked from the gay club, the bartender from from Boxers
Speaker 1: who came over and I was really ready to suck
Speaker 1: his dick and he put on offset. But like before,
Speaker 1: the offset album was good, like because I liked this
Speaker 1: last offset.
Speaker 2: First of all, bitch, never knew you met him at Boxers?
Speaker 2: Oh did I not share that? Did I not share that?
Speaker 2: But he wasn't He wasn't gay. He was a straight.
Speaker 1: Wait, by the way, Boxers is the gay bar in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: Now we can have a chat. Wait, he was just
Speaker 2: the bartender at the gay club. And now I understand
Speaker 2: why he didn't know how to put the moves on
Speaker 2: a woman. No, no, no, no, no. He was straight. He
Speaker 2: was straight. He was straight, Mandy, he was he was straight.
Speaker 1: Offset to set a mood, he did but you met
Speaker 1: him and it gave he wanted to lose his virginity
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: Don't say that. No, no, no, he was straight. He
Speaker 2: was straight.
Speaker 1: To off set, he by he's oh this girl, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like it made me feel like this.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh my god, he doesn't pick
Speaker 1: up a glassy bitch at all. Why is he putting
Speaker 1: on of set because he's gay and he don't know
Speaker 1: what to dude, don't do that.
Speaker 2: He was not gay. Hold On, you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't think working at a gay establishment makes you're gay.
Speaker 1: Hold on, the follow up of not knowing how to
Speaker 1: We're gonna phone a friend because I need I need help.
Speaker 1: We phoned in a friend, real clone the bitch. We
Speaker 1: gonna phone a friend and it's not him, but I
Speaker 1: hope you pick up. You better pick up, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: better pick up. Just so you know you are currently
Speaker 1: on decisions, decisions. But so you remember the bartender from
Speaker 1: Boxers that I hold on? Hold on real quick because
Speaker 1: I know, okay, so it's I guess I left out
Speaker 1: the detail that I met him at Boxers.
Speaker 2: And so I'm sharing the story.
Speaker 1: You know how the first time he came over he
Speaker 1: tried to put offset, and so Weezy is saying that
Speaker 1: he wanted me to take his virginity because he was
Speaker 1: actually gay. Can you tell her that he was straight? Okay,
Speaker 1: cause I'm trying to figure out how does niggas playing offset?
Speaker 1: And so the only thing I can draw from this
Speaker 1: conclusion is, well, he must have been gay if he
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out what to do.
Speaker 2: No, that's not it. It was not it. He was
Speaker 2: a full heterosexual gay gaya. Wait wait wait wait gay bader.
Speaker 2: Wait what is the gay? Oh he just got tips
Speaker 2: for being fine. He was fine? Oh no, no, no, keep
Speaker 2: going to what else he was doing. I'm saying he's
Speaker 2: a gay bater. So like he basically gets the game,
Speaker 2: me in and pay him money for working at boxers.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: That sounded very gay for pay Let's just leaan itt
Speaker 1: to like, I'm having fun with this, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but thank you for confirming that he
Speaker 1: was very heado because Weezy loved to make it seem
Speaker 1: like you're dating boy.
Speaker 2: Wade was baiting and doing he was getting the tips. Girl,
Speaker 2: he was fun. You saw him flirting with niggas.
Speaker 1: Thank you, because I was over here defending and I said, wait,
Speaker 1: I need somebody else.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, she was going hard for the niggas.
Speaker 2: You know he could.
Speaker 1: I met him with aste, and aste confirmed that he
Speaker 1: was head of rod. Okay, you know you always need
Speaker 1: your friend to be like like because I did question.
Speaker 2: Well, now I feel like it was a homoe. He
Speaker 2: was fine. I did not fuck well. I thought there
Speaker 2: was a lot of straight niggas when I was at Lomboto. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: he was not homo suck. He was just a bartender
Speaker 2: at the gate Club. Anyways, Wait, how do we get there? Alexa?
Speaker 1: Oh, Alexa, sign me up for commercial free please. Basically,
Speaker 1: the tip is, ladies, if you decide to have a
Speaker 1: freak session where you don't connect your phone and so
Speaker 1: you go with Alexa, but you don't have Amazon Prime, bitch,
Speaker 1: every two and a half songs, commercials are gonna come.
Speaker 1: And when you deep into it, if that nigga lasts
Speaker 1: more than two and a half songs, I don't have
Speaker 1: or whatever it's called what I don't have the YouTube
Speaker 1: No no, no, this wasn't YouTube. This is this is
Speaker 1: the I know, but I don't use Alexa, but I
Speaker 1: use YouTube.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, they have to.
Speaker 3: We were listening to Naomi Sharon and I'm deeping and
Speaker 3: then suddenly the next thing we heard was.
Speaker 2: Like, not auto body was something. It was car insurance.
Speaker 1: So we started laughing because you know, when you don't
Speaker 1: skip it, the commercials be mad.
Speaker 2: Long.
Speaker 1: Now I'm here in testimonials, I am so happy we're
Speaker 1: going with all stated and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, holy, so it ruins the mood.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what else really ruins the mood?
Speaker 3: You want to fucking catch up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys know I recently bought my first
Speaker 3: home in la and it's lovely.
Speaker 2: Also, oh my god, Hi.
Speaker 1: Can I add one more thing that I've been during
Speaker 1: this session that also made it awkward? Now tell me
Speaker 1: if it was a compliment or not, and then we'll
Speaker 1: get into yours. Because I had to have the guard
Speaker 1: like it made me for awkward. So basically, he was
Speaker 1: fucking me from the bank and he went like like
Speaker 1: he went to like and in the middle of into
Speaker 1: what I don't know, Okay, he fucked me from the back, right,
Speaker 1: So he goes like this, and y'all at the moment
Speaker 1: dearing sex. Don't know if I was supposed to like it.
Speaker 1: He asked me where my stomach went, and so clearly
Speaker 1: I know I'm losing weight, but like in the middle
Speaker 1: of sex, you gonna say it was there the last time,
Speaker 1: like bruh. And so I didn't know if he was
Speaker 1: trying to like compliment the weight loss, but also like,
Speaker 1: do you miss the stomach because it ain't coming back.
Speaker 1: But I was like, mind you the commercial just fucked
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: Now we moved to the other couch. Sorry, help. We
Speaker 2: did move to another couch, and.
Speaker 1: This is when he grabbed me and said where your
Speaker 1: stomach went? Don't be asking for stomach in the middle
Speaker 1: of sex.
Speaker 2: Don't be saying it was ever there. He did.
Speaker 1: He said it was their last time, and I felt away,
Speaker 1: but it was also thank you.
Speaker 2: See you almost can't come.
Speaker 1: You almost can't compliment me too much because it does
Speaker 1: make me think the same.
Speaker 2: This is affimation. Don't work for me.
Speaker 3: My nigga told me, how oh my god, this you
Speaker 3: get your pusin't never been there like this, especially juicy,
Speaker 3: and and I was like, hold on, so what the
Speaker 3: fuck was that.
Speaker 2: Dry as a desert?
Speaker 1: No, you go that's where I went. I said, so
Speaker 1: you asking about my stomach fault and not the last
Speaker 1: time you're like this. I was fat the last time
Speaker 1: you fucked me.
Speaker 2: I ain't like that. I ain't like that. I'm sorrighty.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, we had two aquamovas. You brought
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, why would you say that in the middle,
Speaker 1: like wait till after, or say like my pants fit
Speaker 1: me good? Or you like I don't know my pants
Speaker 1: fit me good while you're getting banged?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no after, Like I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the question our body compliments outside of
Speaker 1: pussy being wet and juicy and.
Speaker 2: Asked being fat?
Speaker 1: Are there are there like body compliments that you don't
Speaker 1: want to hear during sex, especially because we've both been
Speaker 1: up and down with our weight.
Speaker 2: Well, my weight was up.
Speaker 3: I didn't like him telling me he loved all of them.
Speaker 3: You see this, I loved it, Like, I don't need
Speaker 3: the body worship. See what I'm pretend it's out there, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like you because doing a moment where I
Speaker 3: was really emotional because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking so overweight. I feel so embarrassed, I can't
Speaker 3: fit my pants, and he grabbed it and said he
Speaker 3: started going down on me.
Speaker 2: Turned into this nice moment, and then.
Speaker 1: While we were fucking, he looked directly down at my
Speaker 1: stomach and was like, I love this, all of all
Speaker 1: of this. I love you everywhere you are.
Speaker 2: I don't need you to love me a lamb. It's
Speaker 2: leaving soon. That's how it felt.
Speaker 1: And y'all keep asking me what I was doing. I
Speaker 1: was on the burdb being shit in the saff front. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Rosie needs all of that. She said, Hey,
Speaker 1: the next time, can you tell me what she used?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't think it was the
Speaker 1: GLP stuff, but you know she got the gym, but
Speaker 1: I said she did say she she mentioned some some
Speaker 1: Chinese pills.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys once and for all.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, you need to hit them up
Speaker 1: because the way the bitches is buying that Vita Berry
Speaker 1: shit from what you said on the Patreon which we
Speaker 1: needed money for that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I never showed you the Chinese man. No, not
Speaker 2: the Chinese man. Oh no, sorry. Maybe he was freeing,
Speaker 2: Maybe he was something else, o racist, go ahead and
Speaker 2: give him accent. Oh no, no, no, it's a Chinese health
Speaker 2: food store, so he's Chinese. Oh wait, no, I saw
Speaker 2: your video. Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Want to play his voice so y'all can see how
Speaker 3: this man sounds. This is the man that sold me
Speaker 3: that skinny shit bitch, and when he sold it to.
Speaker 2: Me, oh, he was in it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So on Librea and Pico in Los Angeles, Californie, your handy,
Speaker 1: there is a store called Green Farm Health or something
Speaker 1: like that right now next to the Pico Beauty Supply.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: When you walk in there, there's a man. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is him. It's high Gi.
Speaker 2: Okay, green Farm Nutrition.
Speaker 1: So anyway, you're not gonna know what he's saying, but
Speaker 1: what you will know. You walk in there and you
Speaker 1: say skinny okay, and he takes you right to back
Speaker 1: and he gives you this fucking bottle. In the bottle,
Speaker 1: I'm not even holding you.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. But my man was
Speaker 2: so mad when I was taking it. He was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? Is it? You don't even know?
Speaker 2: He was like, this isn't a real label, And I
Speaker 2: was like, what is from the health. How much was it?
Speaker 1: I think it was. I got six bottles at one time.
Speaker 1: After the first one was good, I said, give me
Speaker 1: a deal, bitch. I want to say it was thirty
Speaker 1: dollars and maybe anyway, Oh that's way cheap, and the
Speaker 1: GLP won.
Speaker 2: Bitch. My nigga was tired of me taking that. He
Speaker 2: was like, no, you don't know what this says. This
Speaker 2: isn't okay.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but you get charcoals from the nickers,
Speaker 1: So whatever, you want to be healthy, I want to
Speaker 1: be Do you know how.
Speaker 2: People make your drugs your shrooms?
Speaker 1: I don't like you just bottle looks there's nothing in English,
Speaker 1: it's Chinese writing, and it looks like he taped the
Speaker 1: label on the bottle.
Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe it's cracked.
Speaker 1: But I took that with saffron extract and he made
Speaker 1: me feel full, okay.
Speaker 2: And so basically I still ate.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't want to make it sound bad, but
Speaker 1: then I wait to trap pals every day, bitch, And
Speaker 1: at that point, so it's it's not eating and working out,
Speaker 1: it's really yeah, that sounds really healthy.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't want to recommend it. But they
Speaker 2: keep asking me.
Speaker 1: But so you just already told them what you don't
Speaker 1: want to recommend it, but you just told them where
Speaker 1: to get it.
Speaker 2: Because I don't really care.
Speaker 1: But you know what she said, she don't care about y'all.
Speaker 1: By the way, we do not have insurance. This is
Speaker 1: not we are not healthcare.
Speaker 2: I don't really care about. I'm saying like hiding the seat,
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is we are not liable. We are
Speaker 1: not health care professionals. We are sharing our own experiences
Speaker 1: on this podcast might.
Speaker 2: Kill you, but you don't know.
Speaker 1: But then I actually had to stop because I was
Speaker 1: working out so much at TRAP that I started losing
Speaker 1: weight and it wasn't growing in the muscle and you
Speaker 1: have to eat protein after a few so nothing was
Speaker 1: getting harder.
Speaker 2: So I had a little moment it was like sick, which, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That's why I have at least another five pounds because
Speaker 1: no one has told me how look sick yet That's
Speaker 1: that's the key indicator to bitch you right there, Like
Speaker 1: I want somebody to be like like I did just
Speaker 1: go out yesterday to like this VT event and one
Speaker 1: of the girls that were the media House at bet
Speaker 1: she said, you look so you lost so much weight.
Speaker 1: I need sick before I stopped losing weight. Bro, I think, girl,
Speaker 1: you just made my nine. Girl, I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: we could speak transparently.
Speaker 2: Because just say, I am so glad that I'm good.
Speaker 2: And now it's not gonna sound no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Know I'm saying transparently, like without feeling bad because I
Speaker 1: know that maybe someone here has been believing or something.
Speaker 1: I gotta feel bad because you went through yo. Shit,
Speaker 1: it's just let me laugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, whoa what type of preface was that? Where
Speaker 2: are you going? I feel like I gotta be so
Speaker 2: fucking sensitive about enjoying this.
Speaker 1: Someone thought I look too skinny. Sorry, but but we're not.
Speaker 2: We don't. You can't.
Speaker 1: We're not count your ribs sick. I'm just like, that's what.
Speaker 1: But you was a little thick, now, you bitch?
Speaker 2: Are you good? I'm telling Frianda about this ship.
Speaker 3: Like someone told me they thought I was on the
Speaker 3: big and they thought I was doing X y Z
Speaker 3: because I look she was skinny, and she was like, Uisi,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this is.
Speaker 1: This is the problem you want that you're con to
Speaker 1: the right they did Happy birthday of you, bitch. No, no,
Speaker 1: but then when I put the protein back, I normally out, but.
Speaker 2: Nope, you still look very skinny. No, I mean I
Speaker 2: look clavial. It was a little too much burst off
Speaker 2: as a bitch. It was two thirty.
Speaker 1: I actually want to be in here like this. I
Speaker 1: want y'all. Oh, bitch, you I ain't confistrate from the
Speaker 1: house today.
Speaker 2: Bitch. When I'm like this, y'all don't even know. Bit
Speaker 2: ch'all put the highlight on the claviicles. Okay, but you
Speaker 2: y'all gonna see. I'm sorry that shit is hot, but
Speaker 2: I never I mean like, bitch, I never wanted it
Speaker 2: to get fixed. Tell me more, I know how to
Speaker 2: sink them in. Now. You don't see these motherfucking clappicals.
Speaker 1: Bitch, bruh, I thought I naturally my face was getting snatched.
Speaker 1: When the bitch was like, you get a little fill
Speaker 1: right here because I could see your cheek bone, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, I lost.
Speaker 2: For real, bitch, you think I did.
Speaker 1: But I'm about to go to pasture class because I
Speaker 1: realized when I go like this.
Speaker 2: But I do this a lot.
Speaker 1: But that's why y'all be seeing double neck, double chin,
Speaker 1: but it's not because your skin looks tighter.
Speaker 2: The more if it's ain't word. And this, this right here.
Speaker 1: Is tough because I saw the little skim strap and
Speaker 1: my mom swore that work for her in the sixties.
Speaker 3: They're not the sixties, sorry, the eighties. She basically was
Speaker 3: like everybody did that. She was like, we would do
Speaker 3: all this crazy stuff and like to snatch your neck back.
Speaker 3: She was like, even though different pillows we would use
Speaker 3: to like not you just wanted to say pillows, sorry,
Speaker 3: different pillows. But yes, I'm not recommending anybody do it,
Speaker 3: but I will tell you this. I know I must
Speaker 3: have been ridiculous when I was back there taking them
Speaker 3: vitamins and shit, because basically it's vitamins that make you
Speaker 3: feel full. I was at lunch with my homegirl and
Speaker 3: she was like, should we order now? I was like,
Speaker 3: I need thirty minutes to the vitamin kids. She was like,
Speaker 3: bitch for all this that he just does with egs.
Speaker 1: But I was really really terrified to do gop ones
Speaker 1: because I was scared, like, Okay, if I'm not huge,
Speaker 1: maybe when my friends have forty pounds to louse.
Speaker 2: That's when I hear they goe on GP.
Speaker 1: No, let's be very clear. It's why the gyms were
Speaker 1: empty at the top of the ear.
Speaker 2: Babe. They just got in a little pin. They said,
Speaker 2: fucking gym membership. I'm just gonna stick myself.
Speaker 1: But kind a girl, Verbatim, tell me a trap And
Speaker 1: it was actually really funny. I was going into Trap
Speaker 1: and she was like, bitch, oh what you tell me
Speaker 1: what the pill is?
Speaker 3: Because I said to people I was taking pills that
Speaker 3: weren't really healthy for you. I told her and she
Speaker 3: was like, okay, because I actually only started going to
Speaker 3: Trap because right now I'm Ama Jarro, but I'm losing
Speaker 3: a little too much, so I'm trying to keep my
Speaker 3: social media up.
Speaker 2: That what's happened to me.
Speaker 1: And she said this is for to know I'm on
Speaker 1: a shot, so if I show up my trap house
Speaker 1: post is gonna blend in.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, bit, shut up.
Speaker 1: You go all right, well, let's get into Top and Bottoms.
Speaker 2: Top and Bottoms.
Speaker 1: Top and Bottoms is our new segment where we give
Speaker 1: you guys a list to help y'all with being a hope.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're gonna name and Weezy. I want to
Speaker 2: know if you've done it in these cities.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna list the top ten you West cities
Speaker 1: for threesomes and open relationship. Me, we know New York
Speaker 1: must be in that motherfucker you know it is. Actually
Speaker 1: let's go, but you can look at a bitch and
Speaker 1: be like open.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: Number ten shocked me because it's the city. I don't
Speaker 1: even think I want a threesome. Number ten Philadelphia. I
Speaker 1: just don't think I want a Philly john for so
Speaker 1: they could do what beat me up? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if Philly gives me, I'm gonna go there and
Speaker 1: just trust that a bitch not gonna rob me after.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing though, Philly do got the neo
Speaker 1: soul viby bojo bitches. Okay, they also got to beat
Speaker 1: your ass and do so. But Philly is number ten.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Number nine is Miami. Nine nine is Miami.
Speaker 1: Well, probably because the prostitutes you gotta pay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they might cost a little bit.
Speaker 1: Number eight is Phoenix, which I ain't gonna hold you
Speaker 1: after after our Phoenix show.
Speaker 2: I'll see it.
Speaker 1: I see it, dim bitches. Was I follow one? She
Speaker 1: she just got bbl she cute, She was on popped
Speaker 1: the balloon though, So I was like.
Speaker 2: Girl, by the way, hey, girl paid the fee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, but Arizona YouTube popped the bloom
Speaker 1: You I think that's free? No, no, it is free.
Speaker 1: But uh, Phoenix was the show where the bitch came
Speaker 1: up on stage. They was remember, Yeah, so I believe it.
Speaker 1: Number seven a city I've never been to, surprisingly, San Antonio.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. It's a lot. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of Mexicans in a lot of Latinos. What that mean
Speaker 2: Mexican's just saying you're having three songs.
Speaker 1: No, I just mean, like that's all I know about it. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: but maybe spicy, I don't know, bitch. Number six Dallas, Okay,
Speaker 1: I fucked Coble Dalla.
Speaker 2: I need it. I leave that. Number five makes all
Speaker 2: the sense.
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Doug, that's where you go to have threeesomes.
Speaker 1: I think I was gonna say that.
Speaker 3: That surprises me that Miami ain't up there then, because
Speaker 3: Las Vegas stay selling that pussy too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you also go there to it's the city
Speaker 2: of number four. Chicago, Okay, that's one of our big cities.
Speaker 1: How it got y'all lose huh, Andrew inside this MESSI
Speaker 1: and her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we cannot do jiggles for ship.
Speaker 1: Number three is Houston and number two and one are
Speaker 1: weezy cities, La and New York, which is why, bitch, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so these are the top city and open relationships.
Speaker 2: How I've had so many it's because of the cities.
Speaker 2: Do you know where I about?
Speaker 1: Literally there's a love letter that I need to still
Speaker 1: write to the City of New York for allowing me.
Speaker 2: I had all my boyfriend and we were chatting, and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Just chatting about like fluidity and us meeting people and
Speaker 1: how we mingle and and so when I'm when I'm
Speaker 1: asking him, I'm like, so, when you like meet somebody
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, I got a girlfriend, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's the reaction? Do you ever have a bitch be
Speaker 1: like fuck? You know, and they feel cheated. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: we live in New York.
Speaker 2: Just be like nice? Was she like oh okay?
Speaker 3: He's like maybe smiling as shit, like, but I genuinely
Speaker 3: believe open relationship esque people like I had this guy
Speaker 3: tell me I was at a place called living Room
Speaker 3: in LA and me and this dude or like chatting
Speaker 3: or whatever. And he said to me, it's funny because
Speaker 3: he met my man actually a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: He goes, you know what's so sexy to me?
Speaker 3: He's like, every time I bring up something or a
Speaker 3: travel place or show I've watched in this conversation, he's like,
Speaker 3: you bring up your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: And I was like do I And he was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, and he was like you ain't scared
Speaker 1: to let me know, huh?
Speaker 2: And I was like, and ain't hello.
Speaker 1: But I like this smile in it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I know why he's saying that. Later coming out to.
Speaker 3: Find out also someone who's ethically nominogamous, right like okay,
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, we're speaking the same language right now,
Speaker 3: like you're dropping the nuggets because whatever, we're the only
Speaker 3: people talking to each other in this club. So whether
Speaker 3: it's platonic or it's flirting or however, he things that
Speaker 3: I could take point blank period, this is what these
Speaker 3: people do. And later down the line, it was when
Speaker 3: we were moving into LA, my boyfriend I step out
Speaker 3: one night and I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: that guy had told you about. So they're chatting, they meet,
Speaker 3: and I was like, do you remember when you said
Speaker 3: that thing about always bringing up my boyfriend bit cheers
Speaker 3: was really embarrassing. He's like, yes, because I met you
Speaker 3: before and I met him before, and I did separately.
Speaker 3: He was like, we all met each other together.
Speaker 1: And where where was he at Vegas, bitch, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like I knew the whole time. You didn't
Speaker 2: know who I was. And I was like, no, oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you'd be outside.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I do think people that are in these
Speaker 1: open relationships and have eth ethically non monogamous really like language.
Speaker 1: It's so much easier also to navigate dating on the
Speaker 1: apps because sometimes one of my homegirls right now, she's
Speaker 1: living like kind of the suburbs of Atlanta, and she
Speaker 1: was like, girl, I hate when niggas just suddenly maybe
Speaker 1: like want to drop in a woman they're seeing or
Speaker 1: dating or try to be open with me, like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take so and so on Tuesday, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that shit. And I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: that's some niggas really do acts like that, like and
Speaker 1: women do too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was about to say, bitch, what's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's how I tall.
Speaker 1: She's not in Atlanta, Sorry, she's in a what's the
Speaker 1: other big city? And Georgia Savannah? Savannah not as girl,
Speaker 1: what's the auther big city?
Speaker 2: As?
Speaker 1: But I say all this to say the issues she's
Speaker 1: having where this dude is telling her, he's being up front.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, that's how I was talking to niggas,
Speaker 1: or Hey, I'm dating so and so and so and
Speaker 1: so on.
Speaker 2: Due, let's just all be honest. It's what he's going
Speaker 2: to sick. Now.
Speaker 1: This next one is rather funny, Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: take us to kinky court.
Speaker 2: We haven't done in Rowa. We haven't. Where's your wig? Kiki?
Speaker 2: I didn't bring it. I think I actually loved it
Speaker 2: in LA.
Speaker 1: I can't find it. I gotta order another one from Amazon. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you needed to order one, period, bitch. That wig was
Speaker 1: on the last nine ninety nine leg.
Speaker 2: Well, it was. It came in a pack. It it
Speaker 2: came to pack.
Speaker 1: It came with the road that the stayed in.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Now this one, I'm curious because we shouldn't kink Shane,
Speaker 1: but I'm curious your thoughts on this one specifically, So
Speaker 1: I like, I'm gonna play a video to show you
Speaker 1: what this kink is.
Speaker 4: New York City has something called carpet man. Who might
Speaker 4: be thinking, what the hell is a carpet man and
Speaker 4: why are you showing the random walk.
Speaker 2: Away ken Man? This isn't a random walkway. This is
Speaker 2: a person. By the way.
Speaker 4: A carpet man is basically someone who puts himself under
Speaker 4: carpet and has strangers step on him. At first I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, then I just wouldn't step on him.
Speaker 4: Then I saw what they actually look like. I would
Speaker 4: never think that a person who is under here, What
Speaker 4: do you mean? There's two different carpet men in New
Speaker 4: York City. This is Kevin the Carpet. This is the
Speaker 4: second a carpet guy to exist. Okay, he's not the og,
Speaker 4: He's not the first one. Kevin the Carpet although the
Speaker 4: more famous one.
Speaker 2: He's a little meaner.
Speaker 4: He doesn't ask for people's consent when he does this.
Speaker 4: As you can see here, I wouldn't never guess that
Speaker 4: there's a person under there that's waiting for me to
Speaker 4: step on him. Also, he gets really mean when he
Speaker 4: sees people recording. Like I saw one video. Someone said
Speaker 4: something to him and he's like I'm not saying anything
Speaker 4: to you, which is crazy because you're in public getting
Speaker 4: strangers to step on you, and then you think I'm
Speaker 4: weird when I record you doing that. Oh and in
Speaker 4: case you're wondering, how does Kevin just sit in a
Speaker 4: carpet all day every day?
Speaker 2: Like, doesn't he have a job. Nope.
Speaker 4: He inherited a lot of money from his relative who
Speaker 4: was an executive for some record company.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He is rich. He has the money
Speaker 2: to be a carpet guy. That's insane to me. But
Speaker 2: let me introduce you to the og of the game.
Speaker 2: Is the first og is the one to be at
Speaker 2: the certain bar.
Speaker 3: We did a Kink of the Week on him years ago,
Speaker 3: and that's how I knew he existed. It's some bar
Speaker 3: in the East Village and he's rolled up basically while
Speaker 3: you're ordering a drink, and like the bartender will let
Speaker 3: you know, blah blah blah. And sometimes I think he
Speaker 3: had a tab in case you wanted to step on him,
Speaker 3: and he pay for your drink.
Speaker 2: See, but he's my question.
Speaker 1: There were in the streets, and this is why I
Speaker 1: want to know if he's guilty of a crime, because
Speaker 1: in the conversations that we have around consent. Should people
Speaker 1: be allowed to indulge in a kink with others without
Speaker 1: their knowledge?
Speaker 2: Because essentially he's getting people to.
Speaker 1: Partake in his kink without consent by just rolling himself
Speaker 1: up on this in this carpet and being stepped on
Speaker 1: by strangers.
Speaker 2: But like, as a.
Speaker 1: Person, I was like, Ooh, would I be okay with
Speaker 1: knowing that I just inngaged in something? And I canna
Speaker 1: be a hot take for you on this one, just
Speaker 1: to see what you think. Okay, it depends, Oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: And here's why it depends.
Speaker 2: Not you said it's a misdemeanor.
Speaker 3: This just brought this to my mind when I was
Speaker 3: at the cubby Hole and the cubby Hole is a
Speaker 3: lesbian bar in the West Villagion, York, at a coffee hole.
Speaker 2: Sorry, they were in a debate at a bar.
Speaker 1: At the bar because the girl basically is obsessed with hair, okay, touching, stroking,
Speaker 1: brushing whatever, doing it to someone else. And she talks
Speaker 1: about how like the hair, Harry's energy and this whole thing, right,
Speaker 1: long story short, for a living she does hair, and
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy about you? Saying I was started
Speaker 1: from washing hair. I was just thinking about this. What
Speaker 1: if my my pedicure man had a foot fetish and
Speaker 1: I didn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: But what if he was getting hard Like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to know, like my nail guy was getting hard
Speaker 2: from it. Yeah, and also certain shoe salesmen right resting
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 1: We did, we did hear and talk about it. But
Speaker 1: it's like, when you consider the facts of it could
Speaker 1: be your very job.
Speaker 3: I mean, who's to say I never wanted a fucking
Speaker 3: guess or got turned on asking them sex questions. So
Speaker 3: I think, like when it boils down to like how
Speaker 3: we feel about.
Speaker 2: Certain things, it it's are you violating me? That's my thing?
Speaker 1: Like to me, I don't want to know that I
Speaker 1: engage with someone's kink without knowing that I'm engaging in
Speaker 1: their cank because maybeon is different for us because the
Speaker 1: hair and the pedicure situation.
Speaker 2: You pay for a service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like if I knew that my that
Speaker 1: my nail guy could be getting hard by doing my feet,
Speaker 1: I don't want him to do my feet, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? So like I think he violated. I
Speaker 1: think this is criminal and he should I don't think
Speaker 1: this is okay? Do you think it's okay?
Speaker 2: I don't think you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Being on the floor as a carpet, it's criminal because
Speaker 1: someone would have to step on the carpet.
Speaker 2: But it's his kink. It's like sex out in public.
Speaker 1: But essentially it's like you're having sex in public and
Speaker 1: so you fucking me without my But if you're fun,
Speaker 1: say technically okay, if you're in my way and you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, see this is hard to.
Speaker 2: How do you get someone's consent to stef on you?
Speaker 1: My point, you should go find a partner to step
Speaker 1: on you. Like, I don't know if kink should be
Speaker 1: like a public thing that you engage in unless you would,
Speaker 1: like are at a sex club where they talking about
Speaker 1: like there's gonna be people watching.
Speaker 2: But to me, even even maybe.
Speaker 1: Because I've had so much public sex, there's still like
Speaker 1: a level of content that has this.
Speaker 2: Then how is it a crime?
Speaker 1: If he's not nude, I don't think you are touching himself,
Speaker 1: which you could fuck with clothes on. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like if he's just laying there and getting
Speaker 1: turned on from it.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. I don't want a nigga come.
Speaker 1: What is he doing that's in dec don't come without
Speaker 1: my concent. I should know that I'm making you come, But.
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was coming. Oh now, I don't
Speaker 2: know if he's coming either. I'm just adding a laker.
Speaker 1: Oh like it's turning him him on. It's he's probably
Speaker 1: sitting there. And I've had a guy say something to
Speaker 1: me and then oh, house of yes, oh, house of yes.
Speaker 3: Before the pandemic, I was out there with my homegirls,
Speaker 3: were smoking cigarettes, were fucking drunk. I was on New
Speaker 3: York ship, and this guy says something very rude to
Speaker 3: both of us. Okay, while he says it, he starts
Speaker 3: laughing after he says it, and me and her start
Speaker 3: blacking on him and cursing him out.
Speaker 2: A bitch came over to us. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I wish I could call my homegirl right now. And
Speaker 2: she said, don't he has a humiliation.
Speaker 1: Stop it, bitch hold on now, I want to call
Speaker 1: him friends now, were phone in friends? We phone in
Speaker 1: friends today?
Speaker 2: Oh that's it, barfess No, maybe she doesn't her. That's
Speaker 2: a that's the phone off.
Speaker 1: Bitch Hold on, but we talked about I message the
Speaker 1: phone off off.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, no, you know, so you don't make it.
Speaker 2: You don't think it's a crime. Is it a crime
Speaker 2: to be a car that? Look at us? We try, y'all,
Speaker 2: we are trying. Okay. Anyways, let me go to the
Speaker 2: I gotta go. We listen and we judge a good one.
Speaker 1: Okay, what this HOLDI is, bitch? So you know, times
Speaker 1: are rough. So I have a friend who has fell
Speaker 1: into sex work.
Speaker 2: Fell in. I mean, it happens, you just fall into it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like one day you decide I'll have
Speaker 1: a price sex work. She has an hourly rate.
Speaker 2: Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1: So she's on a website. Uh she she now lives
Speaker 1: in Florida. She has a rate, a hot rate. She
Speaker 1: get one thousand dollars an hour. Whoa, I'm like that's
Speaker 1: good in this this.
Speaker 2: Is like brand new.
Speaker 1: No, she's she's done like OnlyFans and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But now she's she's she's providing services.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's not the market rate, baby, that's a
Speaker 1: hot market rate.
Speaker 2: She she got enough followers to charge that, right.
Speaker 1: So she recently just happened like two weeks ago, as
Speaker 1: she has a guy come in and they're having a
Speaker 1: good time. He only purchases one hour, come in to
Speaker 1: wear like a hotel.
Speaker 2: She does, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: So he comes to the hotel and he's a little
Speaker 1: on the spectrum, but she's gonna take the money.
Speaker 2: So he's on the.
Speaker 1: Spectrum autistic like but visibly autistic.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So he's having such a good time, he buys another
Speaker 1: another hour. There's two thousand dollars. Having such a great time,
Speaker 1: he buys another hour. Bitch, A knock comes to the door.
Speaker 1: Not not not not no no, not bitch is the police.
Speaker 1: It's the no no no before the police, y'all, his
Speaker 1: mama start calling him now knowing where he was at.
Speaker 1: The police show up to the hotel because bitch the
Speaker 1: mom has his location and also bro the mom has
Speaker 1: his location and sees these charges coming through his card
Speaker 1: for three thousand dollars and doesn't know that he's paying
Speaker 1: for an escort but clearly maybe thought that her son
Speaker 1: got killed and somebody grabbed his card.
Speaker 2: And was so bitch.
Speaker 1: The police are called, and so he finally picks up
Speaker 1: for his mom. Escorting is legal, bro having sex for
Speaker 1: money is illegal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the rules of no no. Escort
Speaker 2: websites are legal. You can go no no. So she's
Speaker 2: on Eros. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, she's saying, because well eros is
Speaker 1: the legal site too.
Speaker 2: All I know is the policeia came.
Speaker 1: But the man got on the phone. It was like,
Speaker 1: I can't do the voice of sorry, she said the
Speaker 1: voice and pretty well like mom, I'm having a good time.
Speaker 2: I'm an adult.
Speaker 1: Like it's like like I could do what I want.
Speaker 1: I'm making this decision and I'm like, girl, how you
Speaker 1: just But this man they clearly like his mom. He
Speaker 1: still lives with his mom, and but she's like he
Speaker 1: had the money, and so we basically started having the
Speaker 1: conversation as to whether it was right morally. So can
Speaker 1: he really because if his mom back to the stripper autism,
Speaker 1: you got a decision whole mail. Oh wait, we did
Speaker 1: have a whole mail about this. But basically the cops
Speaker 1: came in like he the the autistic boy. Man, he
Speaker 1: was a man had to like say that he was
Speaker 1: fine and he wasn't there against his will and all
Speaker 1: this stuff because this money was But the mom was
Speaker 1: like bitch, you're with my fucking son. Let him go
Speaker 1: like he and he was arguing with his mom like, no, mom,
Speaker 1: I'm having a good time.
Speaker 2: But the mom, I guess, believes he's not in the
Speaker 2: right rason. Girl, fucking fucked. That's where I was a
Speaker 2: little judge. How did it last for hours? I mean
Speaker 2: autistic dick? No, no, no, I'm saying, did he want,
Speaker 2: like to just sit around and cut? I don't know
Speaker 2: if it was, I don't I don't know if she was.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was. But it was one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: an hour. I'm sure whatever the man asked for she
Speaker 1: had to do.
Speaker 2: That's some good money. That's some good money. You will
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what if he had a helmet on and he
Speaker 1: came in, but it was one thousand dollars an hour
Speaker 1: back when you were.
Speaker 2: For I want.
Speaker 1: Like, I actually think that's great.
Speaker 3: So I will say this. I am all for a
Speaker 3: special needs people.
Speaker 1: Yes, me too, needing to pay for sex if they
Speaker 1: need to, Okay, And like if it was me, if
Speaker 1: I was missing a limb and niggas didn't really want
Speaker 1: to hit, I would pay for it and I would
Speaker 1: be pissed if somebody try to stop me.
Speaker 2: Don't to me.
Speaker 1: It's the mom I think the most cally, don't put
Speaker 1: me conservativeship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a conservatiervatory. It's crazy, bitch. You want to see
Speaker 2: the stars, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And then like we're the telescopes, see and I want
Speaker 1: to pay for it too. But yeah, so she had that,
Speaker 1: and yeah, the cops came, what did you do it?
Speaker 2: First off, even.
Speaker 1: My sugar daddy's was decent looking. I'm very kind of
Speaker 1: like shallow, like I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Had very like you couldn't have sex with someone ugly
Speaker 2: for money. It's very hard. You don't remember the job.
Speaker 2: You don't remember the fucking diplomat. I had something. Well,
Speaker 2: it was bad.
Speaker 1: And I used to tell them I didn't even suck
Speaker 1: dick and bitch, I'm gone three thousand, bitch, okay. And
Speaker 1: I used to be like, oh, suck dick, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. Oh I was like not moving in bed.
Speaker 2: I hated it. I can't I can't perform. I can't
Speaker 2: be fake with something like.
Speaker 1: That's why it was a really bad horror, Like I
Speaker 1: could not do just things.
Speaker 2: For money, like I had to find something that was attractive.
Speaker 1: So even if their face was ugly, they had to
Speaker 1: have a bomb body or if they're like, something about
Speaker 1: them had.
Speaker 2: To be tried.
Speaker 1: Ugly face bomb bodies different ri because when they're ugly,
Speaker 1: if they're like if they could they could dress, they can,
Speaker 1: they could out talk it Like there's so many things I.
Speaker 2: Like bomb bodies, like I could do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, there's something coming to my mind right now.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've been watching this show Beauty on Hulu.
Speaker 2: You heard of it? Oh? It starts with bellaheads blowing up? Yes,
Speaker 2: I saw that. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: So it was like started by shit. They basically go
Speaker 1: to this dude. It's a black dude. He was overweight,
Speaker 1: he wasn't ugly, just.
Speaker 3: Sloppy looking, but he was downstairs jerking off to the
Speaker 3: computer and talking about how like you know, just basically
Speaker 3: they're showing you how he can't get nobody and he
Speaker 3: goes to meet someone like guys like, do you understand
Speaker 3: you're an insult?
Speaker 1: Like you're involuntary celibate, Like that's who you are. The show,
Speaker 1: you know, what's crazy had no clue. It said was
Speaker 1: like a combination of two words. I didn't I did
Speaker 1: not know it was involuntary celibate until that moment. So anyway,
Speaker 1: stop the show and get into the conversation of like,
Speaker 1: hold on just like the autistic dude that they had
Speaker 1: the whole thing going with her? Do they know and
Speaker 1: is it clicking when like, Okay, I'm not in a
Speaker 1: category of men that could ever get women.
Speaker 2: Let's be very clear. All men can get women.
Speaker 1: That's the part I think. There's Incel Bro, there's Inceel women.
Speaker 1: There's women that like will be with intel niggas like Bro.
Speaker 1: Not all women are like just out here getting dick
Speaker 1: thrown in their face. But Bro, there's women too that
Speaker 1: are Inselish women. You don't think they're saying involuntarily, look
Speaker 1: involuntarily there we go celibate women.
Speaker 2: Sure, but I'm just saying this Mandy, and clearly, I
Speaker 2: don't believe anybody could get fucked. I don't. I think
Speaker 2: it is. Anybody can get fucked maybe with a makeover.
Speaker 2: No girl, First.
Speaker 1: Of beauty is subjective. Okay, who you might want to
Speaker 1: fuck might not be who somebody else might.
Speaker 2: Want to fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about someone ugly. I'm talking about someone
Speaker 1: who ain't gotten Do you know what's crazy. I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta show you this. Uh, I'm not gonna put
Speaker 1: them out here. There's this couple he looking selish but
Speaker 1: been saying love.
Speaker 2: They married. They be like he just bought her, Like
Speaker 2: I can't even bought something. No no, no, you know what.
Speaker 1: No, that's what makes it go away. No no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: no no no, no no. I don't think he has
Speaker 1: like a lot of money. Regular couple on Instagram. He's
Speaker 1: absolutely in Selish, but she loved that man and she girl.
Speaker 1: I gotta show you this. Here's the thing, bro, everyone
Speaker 1: is in Selish.
Speaker 2: Not everyone, but there's there's women and men in Selish.
Speaker 3: The problem is sometimes you've met a hot girl that's
Speaker 3: very awkward and you're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Or like, somebody very attractive, you like why she's so.
Speaker 1: A lot of models I've met in New York kind
Speaker 1: of have that energy. It's like they've only been pretty,
Speaker 1: so they don't know how to act in conversation, but
Speaker 1: they get like.
Speaker 3: Real, it's not a lot of awkward energy. When someone's
Speaker 3: not confident, it's just like oof.
Speaker 1: So a couple of that non confidence with not having
Speaker 1: friends and not being that attractive and not getting out
Speaker 1: of that basement or your hometown.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are not a desirable candidate of someone to
Speaker 2: sleep with.
Speaker 1: There's women in basements too, I'm not I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about that. It's not just looks. People have sex with
Speaker 1: ugly people. Look at all the cute kids. Come on,
Speaker 1: where did they come from? Ugly people? Not to mention
Speaker 1: ninety eight fiance. They're all in relationships, but they got
Speaker 1: a little personality. In cells got none of that. They're
Speaker 1: not even smart because if they were smart, they'd be
Speaker 1: getting a job and getting money and having sex. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we're gonna be attacked by the other cells.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're gonna be worse than the video gamers.
Speaker 2: They've never what do I care?
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the thing. I think some in cells
Speaker 1: have had sex. I think they're actually fighting the demons
Speaker 1: of being gay. But that's why they hate women so much.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the demons of I can't be an
Speaker 1: open homosexual and I'm poor.
Speaker 2: Like you know, the games, you having money? Like. I
Speaker 2: really think that that's what it is, because I don't
Speaker 2: think bro. I have a lot of bro gay friends
Speaker 2: and they still get sex.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's why you think that there's not as
Speaker 1: many in cell women because there's a lot of lesbians.
Speaker 1: They just go and get the way. It's okay for
Speaker 1: a woman to be with another woman.
Speaker 2: Okay, in cell has a look to me, See here's
Speaker 2: the here we go. Now we're getting to we can't
Speaker 2: talk about Okay.
Speaker 1: What the look because the look we gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: get canceled cause the look is probably given.
Speaker 2: Yep, on a high level. What are you next?
Speaker 1: Because I know okay, okay, last time I got a
Speaker 1: reactionary is are we gonna get.
Speaker 2: Canceled for this? Like? Should this be bleaped? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Adam, Hey guys, if you guys just heard bleeps here,
Speaker 1: it's because Dam would like to keep his job in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: You let's just canceling. He's saying what they look? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: keep that because you said it.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, I'm not talking about attractivity here.
Speaker 2: We don't. That's why we about to get canceled. Stop it. Niggas.
Speaker 1: We haven't money, No, they don't. Ugly niggas don't have money. Bro,
Speaker 1: I told you I'm living in a different world. Have
Speaker 1: you seen on the internet. My phoney, rich ugly man.
Speaker 1: I have money, Valley. You know what I want to
Speaker 1: talk about right now? You know the DJ black coffee? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not that attractive.
Speaker 2: Got one arm? Great DJ, he has one arm. You're
Speaker 2: seeing his girlfriend? My god, she was so fine. I
Speaker 2: had the google the country. She was wrong. I was like,
Speaker 2: what the benefit? You know what that means? He got
Speaker 2: a strong arm?
Speaker 1: Where'd that come from? I mean you my strong hand?
Speaker 1: Or do you think it means be rich?
Speaker 2: No? But what I gonna hold you?
Speaker 1: I feel like a man with one arm could do
Speaker 1: a lot with that other arm, because that's all he
Speaker 1: could do is own It's not a man, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a nub too. It's just no, he don't do
Speaker 1: nothing with a nub.
Speaker 2: You think he nubbing.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy. I'm talking all this ship. Bought
Speaker 1: tickets to see him in Mexico City.
Speaker 2: In the fun.
Speaker 1: They gonna stop you at the door, hope not. They
Speaker 1: stop you at the dog like gonna do She is
Speaker 1: not allowed in this one. Okay, last topic, because we
Speaker 1: haven't done this in a while either reactionary Okay, Now.
Speaker 2: I feel like we just watched something that was KICKI cord. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: How long should we actually wait today after that breakup
Speaker 1: or divorce?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I was going to say keep the rebound for six
Speaker 5: weeks and then fold the clothes and get rid of it.
Speaker 5: But I won't say that.
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, yeah, six weeks. There it is. That's
Speaker 2: how you.
Speaker 5: That wasn't spiritual. That wasn't spiritual.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I think you should give yourself at least nine months.
Speaker 5: You know, it takes nine months to bring forth in
Speaker 5: new life, woman carries a baby for nine months. So
Speaker 5: I say, take that nine month gestation period to clean yourself,
Speaker 5: to purify yourself, you know, to bust the windows out
Speaker 5: the car, you know, to all of that out your blood,
Speaker 5: and then you can come back and begin to uh
Speaker 5: recreate what it is that you desire.
Speaker 2: So I say nine this. I want to agree. You
Speaker 2: agree only because.
Speaker 1: I have real hardcore facts and I believe this to
Speaker 1: be your go hair.
Speaker 2: Facts.
Speaker 1: Yep, facts don't really be fixed. Thirty days, you're a mess.
Speaker 1: You're not eating or you're eating too much.
Speaker 2: I'm fresh. You can't stop talking about them about month two?
Speaker 1: Maybe you clicking on his page or the New Bitch's
Speaker 1: fucking every other few days, like you're still thinking about it. Right,
Speaker 1: by three months, you're probably on your real actually probably
Speaker 1: two and a half three months, you're on your real
Speaker 1: glow up shit where you're like changing your hairstyle or
Speaker 1: you're crazy in the gym, or you gonna started your
Speaker 1: meal plan, like you having this blow up base. And
Speaker 1: now by three months to month four, you're ready to
Speaker 1: be on the apps and fucking someone else.
Speaker 2: And then you need a little bit of.
Speaker 1: That time to be single, to have fun, because why
Speaker 1: would you jump in a new relationship. You're only gonna
Speaker 1: carry the old baggage. You need to like learn how
Speaker 1: to date again. Nine months maybe too stretched. I think
Speaker 1: six to nine months. I actually want to add just
Speaker 1: a caveat to that if they have a baby together
Speaker 1: three years literally I think that. So if I meet
Speaker 1: a guy who was with a partner. Oh here here's why,
Speaker 1: because I listen and I judge. I have friends right
Speaker 1: now with children who still are going to look at
Speaker 1: their baby daddy page and what the baby daddy doing.
Speaker 1: So for me, especially if you're a woman, I think
Speaker 1: niggas lay kids and be ready to move forward.
Speaker 2: But as a woman, if you created life with a man.
Speaker 2: I think men.
Speaker 1: If a woman has a child under three years old,
Speaker 1: I would say say steer clear of them, because they're
Speaker 1: still checking for what their baby daddy doing, especially if
Speaker 1: they were in a relationship and made this baby out
Speaker 1: of love. I don't know many women who are off
Speaker 1: their baby daddy until they can't go to kindergarten, like
Speaker 1: if they, I swear to God. So I would say
Speaker 1: that's because they don't have a new boyfriend. But they're
Speaker 1: also still just there's a lot there in their mind.
Speaker 1: They created a family, they've been there's a lot of resentment.
Speaker 1: There's way more resentment build up when they're raising a child,
Speaker 1: this baby by.
Speaker 2: Themselves homes worlds. Dating a guy right now that has twins,
Speaker 2: I told you niggas don't matter. Twins. No, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: sure he's over it.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, you don't want to deal with her,
Speaker 1: right So I'm like, oh, it's the it's the guy.
Speaker 2: What do you know about that? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, my homegirls dating a guy right now with twins, okay,
Speaker 1: four years old, I'm like, steer clear.
Speaker 3: His baby mom's gonna be crazy. She's like, no, she's not. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's already married with someone news.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then that works. Whoa.
Speaker 1: But to your point, her kids are four or I
Speaker 1: mean she met somebody within that three years. And I
Speaker 1: really do think, but women need to be dating because
Speaker 1: you know what, I think your advice is saying. If
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for three years, I'm gonna think my baby
Speaker 1: daddy just gone pick them up one day and randomly
Speaker 1: act right, Oh, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: But I do the problem they do, and you with somebody.
Speaker 1: Else, I agree, but they not over it. That's the
Speaker 1: thing to me, because they don't fucking about daddy. To me, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what women, women and men should not should
Speaker 1: not start dating to me, and I don't know how
Speaker 1: long it takes people, And this is why maybe helped
Speaker 1: me dat a nigga without a social media To me,
Speaker 1: you should not start dating somebody else until you are
Speaker 1: done checking the page and caring about what your last
Speaker 1: partner is doing now with whoever else.
Speaker 2: So to me, until you no longer care to do.
Speaker 1: The dune scroll and see how happy they are on
Speaker 1: what they brunch boot song with the boys. Do not
Speaker 1: start dating until you can stop looking at the social
Speaker 1: media page of your last partner.
Speaker 2: You know what I was just thinking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, your homegirls that are still checking for them?
Speaker 2: Uh huh? How long has it been since they've had
Speaker 2: sex with their baby daddy? Tricky? I'm not gonna put
Speaker 2: their business out.
Speaker 1: That's one of them was. I was upset. I said,
Speaker 1: bit your pussa still got wet. Hell, he was raising
Speaker 1: his kid by yourself. That's sposed to get wet. But
Speaker 1: you know, I let the girls live. I let the
Speaker 1: girls do what they do. But it don't make no
Speaker 1: sense to me. All I know is when the babies
Speaker 1: is involved, gets tricky. But you need to spot somebody
Speaker 1: else because that's okay.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you for now.
Speaker 1: This is why hold on me about the last one
Speaker 1: I had, Y'allready, y'all remember how heartbroken I was with
Speaker 1: my ex?
Speaker 2: What did I do going for twenty four to seven?
Speaker 2: What did I do?
Speaker 1: Come on this podcast and cry because I felt empty afterwards? Bro,
Speaker 1: fucking after a breakup doesn't heal, y'all. I told y'all,
Speaker 1: I did it. It told y'all so that you ain't
Speaker 1: gotta do it. I came on here and it was
Speaker 1: like I felt so empty and I came no I
Speaker 1: felt empty. No, because he came over, dropped that good
Speaker 1: dick off, and then when he left, I was like,
Speaker 1: And the next time he came over, I.
Speaker 2: Said, I don't know if we could keep doing this.
Speaker 1: I feel empty after we it didn't work. Fucking through
Speaker 1: a heartbreak don't work. Nandy know it's crazy. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know if we offices right now? I cannot agree.
Speaker 2: Do you know why? You know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: We're opposites for the last ten years, so we had
Speaker 1: this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 2: I am not No, I mean, this sounds like a
Speaker 2: weezy thing to happen. Oh, because I am emotional, I'm sensitive,
Speaker 2: I have a feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh whit chall I can do it absolutely after a breakup,
Speaker 1: and to me, I'm almost freed from the fact that, like.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess your brain has to start
Speaker 2: wiring a different way.
Speaker 1: A nigga was just in Atlanta, and because he ain't
Speaker 1: fucked me in LA, I said, you think you could
Speaker 1: fuck me in here?
Speaker 2: Now I'm emotional. Why didn't he fuck you in LA?
Speaker 2: I think he was busy, he wasn't responding to my calls. Whatever.
Speaker 1: He feels like, I only hit him when I'm drunk
Speaker 1: and what late night dick, But whatever, that's good. You
Speaker 1: don't even have to take me out easy want to
Speaker 1: see And so I got mad at him. So he
Speaker 1: came here a couple of weeks ago, and bitch I
Speaker 1: saw the last text messages.
Speaker 2: I said, Oh, you're not getting pussy now.
Speaker 1: You're actually giving me a Oh we listen and we judge.
Speaker 1: Are we almost there of her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We got another minute? No, two minutes, you're judging me? No? Not,
Speaker 2: You're good because don't.
Speaker 3: My homegirl has a guy that she's been fucking on
Speaker 3: and off for years. But she says she feels like
Speaker 3: the she has a rule she has to do dinner before.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, She's like, it just makes me
Speaker 3: feel better about it.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: She says, the quality of the restaurants, I'm gone down.
Speaker 1: Is she about to cut him off?
Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm telling you, we used to go
Speaker 3: out the Done and all this nice stuff there in La.
Speaker 1: She was like, we started with Afra and then he
Speaker 1: would take me here. He taking her to Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 1: This is what she's in Taco to the Have you
Speaker 1: you had a sugarfish?
Speaker 2: Sugarfish?
Speaker 3: Is I like it love Sugarfish. So Sugarfish has a
Speaker 3: hand roll bar in La and it's really fair.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: I've ordered from there, remember Actor Bay, She actually ordered
Speaker 1: me sugarfish love it.
Speaker 2: Hazu Nori is just handed it. So they got a bar,
Speaker 2: you go, you get the handroll, she says. She pulls up.
Speaker 2: Mind you, it's like a very popping spot.
Speaker 3: She pulls up, and there's nowhere to put your name,
Speaker 3: Like you can't make a reservation for sugarfish and this say,
Speaker 3: the chef has this new restaurant or not new. She said,
Speaker 3: you couldn't even make a reservation. He's like, you can't
Speaker 3: get a reservation Like this is how it works, she says.
Speaker 3: They sit down, she was like, the hand rolls is
Speaker 3: coming too quick. She gets up and was like, I
Speaker 3: feel like this is too casual.
Speaker 2: It's just a joke. You're telling me you're requiring him
Speaker 2: to feed you before he fucks you. And now you're
Speaker 2: mad because the omakase was too quick?
Speaker 4: Is this real?
Speaker 2: I told you I used to be embarrassed. It just
Speaker 2: took Chinese food in the Gatorade back in the.
Speaker 1: Day, So you're when I was in the Bronx always
Speaker 1: like you better want to be them chicken wings and
Speaker 1: fried rice.
Speaker 2: I am don't give a can you know? If it's
Speaker 2: that good, I'll cook for you. Come get food and pussy?
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not I'm not mad at that. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie your friends. Your friends, Like we got some
Speaker 1: goofy friends here talking about these visuess.
Speaker 2: Y'all gotta get it together. I hope she hear it.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting concept for that one. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to eat before every time I fucked,
Speaker 1: because it depending on what I'm gonna be doing, Like, girl.
Speaker 2: What if it?
Speaker 1: I think it's not just the eating, it's that I
Speaker 1: got dressed up. We got to catch up somewhere. We
Speaker 1: had a drink. Now we're gonna have something. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I tried to do that with twenty two
Speaker 1: year olds. We went out and I realized I don't
Speaker 1: care to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Can we go home? Like to go? Please? To go?
Speaker 1: Like he took me to this place off the water,
Speaker 1: and I was really realizing could have just came.
Speaker 2: Over and fucked y don't. We're just out here for
Speaker 2: no reason. This is you know, when it starts getting
Speaker 2: real quiet, and then you just start talking about nothing.
Speaker 2: That's what happened. And I knew it was bad.
Speaker 1: Because we were talking about too many means. He's like,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me show you this one, and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, we can't even just.
Speaker 2: Work off thoughts. We gotta pull up the fucket. That's
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