1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: It is time now to play around, and would you rather, 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: all right, would you rather turkey bacon or pork bacon? 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 2: Turkey bacon that porker had me laid out. 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 3: I don't see no turkey pork. I don't seek me 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 3: for turkey bacon. 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: Some people think it's healthier. Yeah, some people think it's 7 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: healthier than regular pork bacon. That's why you know, we know. 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: It don't taste the same. 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Now we do know that, Yes, we're all. 10 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 3: I just know bacon come from a pig. That's turkey. 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 3: That's what you're having for breakfast, just fried turkey. 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: So what are you saying? 13 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 3: What I'm saying is bacon only come from the pee. 14 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 3: That's just bacon, fried turcon. The question said pork or 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 3: I got to I'm mind. No, you know I got 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 3: beat bacon. Now, y'all know that, right, I like taty bacon. 17 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 2: Oh the beat bacon is off the chain. Now they 18 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: got some beat bacon. 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 3: That's the slice steak is what that. 20 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: You're very judgmental when it comes to bacon. I see JR. 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: Very much. 22 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: So all right, would you rather be known as sexy? 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: You want to stop right there, nephew, you want to 24 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: right there, keep going? Or would you rather be known 25 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: as intelligent? Are set on me? 26 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 3: The one I just I prepare. I prefer to be sexy. 27 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 3: Intelligent is a reach'n pull. 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 2: That off for that long? 29 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: Too much of a stretch, jr. 30 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 3: Using all the wrong words, you know by my hip 31 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 3: hoot noose. 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: Would you rather be a funeral home director or would 33 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: you there be a professional magician. 34 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 2: I gotta be that magician. I gotta pull that rabbit 35 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 2: at that hat, because what I can't do get this 36 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 2: body to get this body ready for the morning. I can't. 37 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 2: I cannot get this body ready for it. But the 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: body ain't gonna be right the next morning. I'm telling 39 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 2: I got the jacket halfway on. I ain't got them 40 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 2: pants all right. I'm promise you. I ain't done the 41 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 2: makeup on it. 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: The hair is not right. 43 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 2: I got that line on the inside of the casket. 44 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 2: I ain't done a good job at what your funeral director? Right? 45 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 1: I'm funeral director? 46 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 3: Or if you're not the mortician, I could be the 47 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 3: funeral director. See my thing is if you don't make 48 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 3: the payments, I don't care if you have your I'm 49 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 3: snatching the body back. I don't. I don't care, y'all 50 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 3: five thousand short, We're gonna close this catch, roll him right. 51 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,640 Speaker 1: Out of Let's get to this last one. Would you 52 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: rather go to a swingers club with your wife? Or 53 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: would you rather go to a strip club with your wife? 54 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 3: I'm going to the strip club. 55 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't even be introducing those swinging' that's not no, 56 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 2: that's not happening. I don't even know how that works. 57 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: I know, are these are those people looking at us? 58 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: Is they looking at them? 59 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: All? 60 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 2: Right? 61 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: Guys, that's today's roundup? Would you rather as they ponder it? 62 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.