Speaker 1: The second date of day. It's a record breaking fourth
Speaker 1: time this person has been on the show requesting our help.
Speaker 1: My god, it's none other than the Caped Crusada of Romance.
Speaker 1: When I say caped, I mean he's got his extra
Speaker 1: long jammies on this morning, Matt Man.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Welcome back?
Speaker 3: Matt, Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: You guys, it's like we're starting to be the superheroes
Speaker 4: of your life.
Speaker 2: We're helping so much.
Speaker 1: You know, we're not super maybe mediocre hero yet ever
Speaker 1: clearly we're not very good at it. But real quick,
Speaker 1: for those of you who have not heard of Matt
Speaker 1: Man before, he's a friend of the show. And we
Speaker 1: call him matt Man because on one of the very
Speaker 1: first dates we ever heard from him, he went out
Speaker 1: to a movie premiere dressed as the Dark Knight, and
Speaker 1: ever since then, his legend has lived on along with
Speaker 1: his ever active dating profile. Yeah, Matt, last time that
Speaker 1: we heard from you, I thought, tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I thought we you had a girlfriend before? Is that right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That that one didn't really work out too well.
Speaker 4: But just because what doesn't mean it wasn't a success.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm sure you learn from it grew from it.
Speaker 1: So now we're doing another second date updates. So you
Speaker 1: must have met someone new, right I did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I met I met a girl Jackie on the app.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, would you like about Jackie?
Speaker 3: I mean, right off the bat she was great. I
Speaker 3: mean she looked just like her pictures.
Speaker 2: Was that a bat pun or no?
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 2: I was thinking he was going to call her jacker
Speaker 2: like joker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well she looked like she said she was
Speaker 1: going to look like.
Speaker 4: Standards are still very high.
Speaker 1: All right. What did you end up doing with Jackie?
Speaker 3: Well, Jackie, she wanted me to pick her up, so
Speaker 3: I just said, hop in my matmobile.
Speaker 2: Right is it?
Speaker 1: What's actual car?
Speaker 6: It's a it's a hun day, all right?
Speaker 1: And how are you feeling heading into the day.
Speaker 3: I was maybe a little nervous at the beginning, so
Speaker 3: I just thought, yeah, So I thought I'd bounce it
Speaker 3: out with some of my patented, world famous smat man humor. O.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean? What'd you go with a
Speaker 1: knock knock joke?
Speaker 3: I started with one of the classics, the old parallel
Speaker 3: park trick.
Speaker 1: That if I'm familiar with that one.
Speaker 3: So I thought it would be funny if I pretended
Speaker 3: like I couldn't parallel park. So I asked Jackie if
Speaker 3: she could go outside and maybe spot me and like
Speaker 3: tell me if I was getting close or I was
Speaker 3: going to hit the curb. Like around like the third
Speaker 3: or fourth time, I decided I'm just gonna hand to
Speaker 3: drive away. So I drove away.
Speaker 2: There's no way she was laughing.
Speaker 3: I was only gone for like ten seconds. Like the
Speaker 3: look of horror on her face was.
Speaker 1: I could see that. I could see how that could.
Speaker 2: Be for you.
Speaker 4: And it's funny, Like six months into her relationship, it's
Speaker 4: not funny the first like literally, you haven't even had
Speaker 4: dinner with this person yet.
Speaker 2: Laughing funny.
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, say she said something like, don't
Speaker 3: ever do that again, but I need that too, funny.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to laugh to but I will say
Speaker 4: if she says don't do that again.
Speaker 2: Her mindset is that there could be a next time.
Speaker 4: You hang out, even in her anger, some hope there.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is good so far. I think where did
Speaker 1: you end up taking Jackie?
Speaker 3: So you know, I mean, I'm starting to get a
Speaker 3: little bit of dating experience, so.
Speaker 1: You are in confidence every time, man.
Speaker 3: I think so, so I thought i'd step up my game.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, you guys might think I'm a nube.
Speaker 3: But I took her to sushi.
Speaker 1: That's great that.
Speaker 3: It was good. I mean, there's so many good flavors,
Speaker 3: so I thought, I've.
Speaker 1: Never thought of them as flavorsish okay, So I ordered
Speaker 1: thirteen rolls. What did you just shoo came with an
Speaker 1: appetite roles?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because I've never done sushi, so I just
Speaker 3: thought like the roles were the like.
Speaker 1: The you thought the individual pieces was a role, but
Speaker 1: one role has like six to eight slices exactly.
Speaker 3: They had to put the waiter, had to bring like
Speaker 3: a whole nother table just to attach it so we
Speaker 3: could have all this food. It's like cascading off this side.
Speaker 4: But like I would be of embarrassment as you're sitting
Speaker 4: there as more and more plates keep being delivered, Like
Speaker 4: it would be so cross like a guy to eat, Like,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want a guy that eats less than me.
Speaker 2: So it's anything you want in the restaurants.
Speaker 1: Sushi night end.
Speaker 3: It's kind of a mess. We laughed about it and
Speaker 3: it was fun. Later I had to take a picture
Speaker 3: with her out front?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that a bad thing?
Speaker 2: Alexis doesn't like that.
Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to take a picture with someone, like, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's remember this really, Okay, maybe that was a mistake
Speaker 1: of yours, Matt.
Speaker 3: I don't know. She let me touch her waist she
Speaker 3: posted the picture. Yeah, but she cropped me out of
Speaker 3: the photo.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should be insulted by that. It
Speaker 2: would be weird. She couldn't really just take a selfie.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd never heard from her like I thought
Speaker 3: it was a great date.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there has to be some sort of logical
Speaker 1: explanation for this, and we're just going to ask her directly.
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll come back and do your second date update.
Speaker 1: Next second update. We're in the middle of another second
Speaker 1: date update with friend of the show Matt Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a quick recap if you missed the first part.
Speaker 1: Matt did a sushi date with a woman named Jackie,
Speaker 1: gave her a little parallel parking humor before that, and
Speaker 1: then at dinner ordered thirteen different sushi rolls because he
Speaker 1: didn't know he thought a role meant the individual pieces
Speaker 1: of sushi.
Speaker 2: He really needed to have done sushi trade. Then he
Speaker 2: could have just picked one plate at a time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, it would have been better. He
Speaker 1: tried to go fancy and go to a nice red restaurant.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine the bill.
Speaker 1: Things were looking up at the end of the night, though,
Speaker 1: when they took a photo together in front of the
Speaker 1: restaurant and Matt, you said you touched her waist. Did
Speaker 1: she touch your grappling hook in return or was there
Speaker 1: a kiss or any sort of sign of intimacy.
Speaker 3: Well, a true hero keeps his belt on at all times.
Speaker 3: But I did get to catch your waist and it
Speaker 3: was pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: Okay, nice, You've done a lot of these, Matt, Like,
Speaker 4: what do you think went wrong?
Speaker 2: Why is she not calling you back?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think maybe because I didn't know
Speaker 3: about the roles and the individual pieces. Maybe that, okay,
Speaker 3: we're off. Maybe she thought I was trying to show off.
Speaker 2: You didn't explain it was your first time at a
Speaker 2: sushi restaurant.
Speaker 3: No, you know, I was just trying to be mister cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, this guy makes sense, I see that.
Speaker 1: But okay, let's just call Jackie and see if that
Speaker 1: really was the case. If she was intimidated by how
Speaker 1: many roles you can afford in one dinner.
Speaker 3: I mean, I still have some, so if she wants to.
Speaker 1: I'll throw that in at the end. We want to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on a date, but first we
Speaker 1: got a call her. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm looking for Jackie. Ye, Hey Jackie. My name
Speaker 1: is jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hi, Jackie, how are you doing.
Speaker 5: Oh there's people.
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, Hi, whole show wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: We love people that are happy right off the bat.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's a breath of fresh air for us because we're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second date update. And yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds scarier than it is. We're calling because you went
Speaker 1: out on a date with one of our listeners.
Speaker 2: I would call the good friend of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's honestly a VIP member of our
Speaker 1: listening audience. His name is Matt.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Matt.
Speaker 1: Like hearing you laugh about it because we heard you
Speaker 1: guys had a great sushi date the other night.
Speaker 5: It was an experience.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good. I mean, if I saw it was
Speaker 2: an experience. I'd give that a five stars.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing, Like Imax calls themselves an experience
Speaker 1: better than.
Speaker 2: Right For the.
Speaker 5: Most part, Yeah, some of it was a little quirky,
Speaker 5: but yeah, it was all. It was all pretty fun.
Speaker 2: Oh why are you calling him back? He's been trying
Speaker 2: to get a hold of you. He wants to see
Speaker 2: you again.
Speaker 5: Well, at the end of the night, okay, So he
Speaker 5: took a picture of us, which was a little different
Speaker 5: for a first day.
Speaker 1: But if we know anything about Matt, it's that he's
Speaker 1: he's a bold man and he goes for what he
Speaker 1: likes and that he just really wanted to commemorate the night.
Speaker 3: With you, right right.
Speaker 5: And it was a really cute picture. And so when
Speaker 5: I got home, I showed my roommate the picture and
Speaker 5: she was like horrified, I guess, Like so we had
Speaker 5: one of his hands was like, you know, like around
Speaker 5: my waist, and he said that he was making like
Speaker 5: a gang sign like with his hand, and I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: Like what like throwing west side up.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know. I had no idea what it was.
Speaker 5: And I kind of thought she was getting at first,
Speaker 5: but she had us look it up, and I'm not
Speaker 5: going to say like what it was, but yeah it was.
Speaker 5: It was like it was a gang sign and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a streak.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was like an actual streak game,
Speaker 5: like a famous streak.
Speaker 2: Matt, what's up?
Speaker 1: I had no idea that was in a gang like.
Speaker 4: That is Are you sure it couldn't have been something
Speaker 4: he did on accident that happened to be similar.
Speaker 5: That's what I was trying to like say to her,
Speaker 5: but she was like no, like she was so sure
Speaker 5: and she got to freak me out, so I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I'll just play it face just in case.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, no, Bank, what if he's
Speaker 1: like an O G gang member? We have no idea,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I just want to ask him
Speaker 1: right now because I got to let you know, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Matt is on the other line right now.
Speaker 5: Oh no, was it a gang? Now I'm in trouble.
Speaker 2: No good gangs don't call are you there?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Like gang signs? Do you really think
Speaker 3: I'm a gang banger?
Speaker 5: It was my roommates. He freaked me.
Speaker 3: Out, even like seriously, like do I look like a
Speaker 3: gang banger. Do I sound like.
Speaker 2: It's not stereotype?
Speaker 1: Matt? Do you know what she's talking about? What hand
Speaker 1: signals she's talking about?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I do it all the time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you purse?
Speaker 2: Why would you do it all the time if you
Speaker 2: know it's a gang symbol? Matt.
Speaker 3: It's not a gang symbol. It's the bat symbol, Jackie.
Speaker 2: Like Batman. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jackie, you might. I didn't tell you this mostly
Speaker 3: for your safety, but wow, right, that's what that sounds like.
Speaker 1: No, the gang that he's talking about is like a
Speaker 1: superhero league that type.
Speaker 3: Of gang, what like D and D No Justice League.
Speaker 3: I'm a huge fan. I'm part of the bat family.
Speaker 3: It's not a gang.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves Batman. Yeah, he's a big Batman fan.
Speaker 1: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: Like comic books?
Speaker 5: I mean I knew that, but I know a lot
Speaker 5: of people who are like into that stuff and they
Speaker 5: don't have like weird hand symbols and like think.
Speaker 2: A gang member is hotter.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's like a sign I'm trying to
Speaker 3: make popular with my posse, Like I guess you know.
Speaker 5: You made it up?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I'm I'm trying to get it started,
Speaker 3: you know, like because my hand is like the wig,
Speaker 3: and then if I move my thumb it's kind of
Speaker 3: like the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I kind of like that. That way you can
Speaker 1: be out on the street and secretly know who else
Speaker 1: is a Batman fan, rather than having to go up
Speaker 1: and ask like a gang. Yeah flash it. When you're
Speaker 1: walking down the street and you're like, dance with my
Speaker 1: feet the same.
Speaker 2: Time I'm with Hose on this one. You gotta drop it.
Speaker 2: It's going to get you in trouble. It's already getting
Speaker 2: you in trouble that.
Speaker 1: Someone sees that in the wrong neighborhood. Not even a joke.
Speaker 1: You want to have to actually defend your woman just
Speaker 1: because you're being a silly or you become the coolest
Speaker 1: guy in that neighborhood street cred.
Speaker 3: I like it, but I mean I don't want to
Speaker 3: get I don't want to get beat up.
Speaker 1: I doubt anybody could beat up matt Man. You're just
Speaker 1: being nice.
Speaker 5: Who's matt Man? Is that you?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to.
Speaker 2: We call him matt Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my secret identity blown now.
Speaker 2: Popular. Yeah, he makes us laugh a lot, Jackie. He's sweet.
Speaker 5: No, you absolutely were making me laugh the whole time,
Speaker 5: that's all it was.
Speaker 1: Well, that's great. I mean, if you take out the
Speaker 1: hand signal, it sounded like you guys had a really
Speaker 1: good night together.
Speaker 5: And I mean, yeahs I am not really being able
Speaker 5: to parallel park.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Well, actually there's a funny story to that.
Speaker 5: He told me it was a joke, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: After like a fourth or fifth time, I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you drive to the next date. Yeah, maybe that.
Speaker 1: I think that might be best and will pay for
Speaker 1: that date if you agree to go on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine. All of these secrets are not gang
Speaker 5: related and sounds great.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, congratulations matt Man.
Speaker 5: One request though, if we get to she again, please
Speaker 5: don't order so many roles. I don't think that was necessary.
Speaker 3: I just thought the roles were I mean, it's like
Speaker 3: a bread roll, isn't like just say yes, Matt, yes, Matt.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what, We're just gonna call it
Speaker 1: a win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good job freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: And I'm really happy that we're able to get another
Speaker 1: date from Matt Man.
Speaker 2: I like her a lot too. I think they could
Speaker 2: be a really cute couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was actually pretty chill, and honestly, that was
Speaker 1: maybe one of the easiest second date updates we've ever
Speaker 1: had to do for him before.
Speaker 4: All it takes is calling into our show four times
Speaker 4: for us to get good at helping you out.
Speaker 1: You know, the bat sign gang sign mix up. That
Speaker 1: one's actually pretty easily explainable. Really stop doing that. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think if we would have stayed on the phone
Speaker 1: with her longer, the more likely she would have and
Speaker 1: ultimately said no. The more that she learned, you know,
Speaker 1: about him dressing up like a superhero, going to the movies,
Speaker 1: hanging upside down from pipes and dark alley ways, that's
Speaker 1: where it could have gotten weird. But luckily we didn't
Speaker 1: bring any of that up, didn't have time to. So
Speaker 1: I'm proud of us. What Matt bring the weird himself.
Speaker 2: He just did again, I'm hoping she's not.
Speaker 1: No matter what, best of luck, Matt's a good guy.
Speaker 1: If you want to be like Matt and email the
Speaker 1: show over and over and over for help, We're always here.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back Brook
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning,