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Oh 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.320 my god, I've never been silent during that on the 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:06.560 magical part of Greene Corono Plaza, Mark Rivers, I am 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.760 calling from New Haven, Connecticut, where I have become rehearsals 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:14.080 for the new Steve Martin play with Craig Dierco, the 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.560 Star of Unreal. But more importantly, more importantly than Steve 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.639 Martin or Craig Jerko, I have with me a man 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:24.400 that needs no introduction, a man who is I believe, 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:30.240 on his way to Chicago. This starves natural and I 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:36.200 believe the first time watcher a Bachelor in Paradise. Rob, Yeah, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:47.560 I'm here, Oh my god. X but now that matters. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.920 Last two nights in my life have been unreal. Oh 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.560 my godn I just say the commitment, the sheer fact 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:56.320 that first of all, that you are literally just got 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:58.600 through t s A and then you plan for all 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:04.959 day around video of the discus. I had the car 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:10.160 come early. Um, I had to talk. I had to 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:15.320 talk about it, and uh, oh my god, what are 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:19.000 we gonna do it? Okay, okay, before we even get going, 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.239 I want to say, so exciting. I don't even know 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.040 if you. We have Aaron Folly back with us from Texas. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.000 He's not murdered in a dish guy Eric Folly did 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:34.080 the studio about the comic book store. So excited to 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.840 be back. But we also have and they'll pop in 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.880 and out. Katie took a break from her applying to 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.200 be on the new stage of The Bachelor with Nick. 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.920 She's she's taking a break from trying to funk Nick 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:48.720 just to come operate this and run this. And Anna's back. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.720 You guys both miss Wells last week, which is very upsetting. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.600 But let's just get right to it because we have 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.680 limited times. Here's my thought, guys, for the organization of this. 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.640 Let's start with the big headlines of the of the 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.640 couples and stuff, and then we'll walk walk backwards through 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.400 the two nights. Okay, let's I think we should start 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.600 with Carly and Evan, right, guys? Well, also, just Rob 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.760 and I are also taking a break from wanting to 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:16.599 funk Nick just for the records. Oh my god, you 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.719 know what, I didn't know I needed to fuck Nick 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:22.520 until I just until like this season, and it's like, oh, 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:28.240 I guess we all need to fuck Nick. Yeah, two 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:33.359 thousand sixteen Nick. Okay, wait, Rob, Now you've never watched 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.679 that Farm Paradise? Did you cry last night when Evan 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:42.560 proposed to Carl It either cried or just my eyes 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:47.560 were really dry? I mean, what did you take overall 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.800 of the season. You've never seen it before we talked 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.400 to you into watching it, did it? And like I 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.040 feel like it's like I feel like it's it possibly 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.440 is like one of the best ones ever, right, three 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:04.680 three engagements? I know, I mean Sully when people kept saying, oh, 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.840 we could be the next Jade and Tanner, like they 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.719 said that it was like Romeo and Juliet. Like now 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:14.479 there's Grantedly, there's Josh and Mander who nobody wants to 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.919 be and there, and there's you, guys, Aaron Katie. I 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:24.040 mean nobody saw to me, nobody saw Evan and Carly 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.840 coming as the one you're rooting for the most. I 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.400 picked that up. I've actually never seen Bachelor in Paradise 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.880 before ever in my life either. And I kept going, 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.120 so what happens like if you just don't you just 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.720 can you just date? And then I was like, oh, no, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:42.680 you can't. It's a reality show. It's it's it's a zero. 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.800 Or will you spend at least the next month with 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:49.520 me a k and engagement? No. Atually they have to 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.960 wheel out the corpse of Neil Lane to do some 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:57.200 problems and is and is faces Game of Thrones, Man 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:02.640 of Faces, you guys. So why don't we start at 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.720 the will start at the top, I just want to say. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.880 So we start out and they bring in the chicken 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.679 and through the gift um which I think her eating 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.400 the chicken bones with the chickens clucking. Yeah, one of 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.320 the greatest scenes in TV history. Yeah, it really is, 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.880 It really is. I love that so much. I wrote 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:22.640 down when I saw that, I wrote down in my 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.280 little notepad. Uh, the real winner is the women or 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.640 man that's editing, because it was the It's the funniest 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:35.000 show on television, that is the editing, and whoever in 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:41.479 charge of the moan button, like like you thought, we 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.360 all thought we were creaked up by Chad's whistling, and 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.640 so we met Josh and how he sounds when he's 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:51.000 kissing or eating pizzas. Yeah, Aman, Aman's gonna lose her 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.920 face one of these days. They're gonna be like, where's Amanda? 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:58.200 And Josh is gonna be like in my esophagus, she 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.359 slowed down with some of the Mexicans. She he's like 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.680 he he seems Italian, Like you're telling me, like that 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.520 pizzas that much better? Like a frozen pizza is that 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.200 much better? At a resort in sil To, Mexico. I 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.800 find it hard to believe. What if he goes to 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:18.160 New York City, Oh my god. So then Jane and 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.760 Nick on a date and they go into Silda and 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.360 there's like a carnival and they see a fortune teller. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:28.560 Oh my god, who was totally hired usually a hired hand. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.200 Oh my god. I don't know who was more hired, 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.280 the fortune teller or the lady who was like camera 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.400 ready in Mexico, like, oh, you want a tattoo? Like 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.800 never has been somebody did a more full of faith. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.440 Let me tell you. When you meet her husband, you 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.200 realize that that woman did not wake up looking like that. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:50.320 When you're and the guy takes that ginger about like 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.760 bearded gin comes out. Who's chosen only button his tough button? 0:07:55.200 --> 0:08:01.720 So that billy sleave of chattoos so bad. I was 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:07.880 like eating dinner and I was like, that was such 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.880 a bad costume choice. I just it's like you're gonna 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.720 you know, you're gonna be on TV. You know, like 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.840 some camered people that watched the show. We're gonna go 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.160 get grief tattoos. You've chosen, Like, no, no, this is 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:25.640 my chief, this is my camera already. Look he's choosing 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.800 to keep that was like he buttoned the top on. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.720 It wasn't this fully unbuttoned. Oh it was a look. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.720 Someone made the unfortunate comment like you just do you? 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.640 And then he came out and they're like, oh, ship, 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:42.160 what did I say? Talk a little bit about a 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.560 grand lace there? Because I was really watching grass eyes 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.480 look so fucking hot. He looked so stoned in that 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.599 and laced his eyelashes like, I don't know what it 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.400 was more jacked up. By the end of the season, 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:57.520 her extensions or her eyelash didn't they look like they 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.000 had sand? In him? I was like, are those beach extension? 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:08.000 They look like they had sparkles or sand? Yeah, they 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.040 look like that new ad for American Horse Story. Oh no, 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:17.520 I hate that so much. When when Glade is the 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.680 more reasonable of the two and laces like, are you 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.760 sure we want to get? If you don't forget? She 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:27.280 quoted her own tattoo and she left Ben sees it. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.920 She said, as my tattoo says basically like whatever, you 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.480 don't know what I got till it's gone to Really. Yeah, 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.800 when she's the voice of reason art and you are correct, 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:41.320 something is going terribly wrong. When landed in Mexico and 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.520 you're catching her name on your wrist and she's going, 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:51.080 are you sure you want to do this? Maybe? Maybe, 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:56.160 but Grace's selling the money, right. I mean, I liked 0:09:56.280 --> 0:10:00.400 Nicky Glazer's idea of lant that she said land was shows. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:04.400 I thought that was pretty good. That was a great joke. Yeah, yeah, 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.360 and at least you can you can cover up grade 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:11.280 you can graze has no boundaries. Amazing, grace, full grace, 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:16.920 Maria full of graceless. I think we're graceless for those two. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.240 I like how moody, how moody late, how easily manipulated 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.959 by the producers. Laces too, because they have this great 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.520 night she finally opens up. But I've been really rooting 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.280 for Laces. I feel like on our show, we've always 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.679 really liked Lage. We've been had a soft spot for Lace. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:34.160 Oh yeah, but like, but like watching how the producers are, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.200 like I could give drama. He was always going to propose, 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:38.720 but the fact that he had to go, I'm just 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:42.840 not sure. And how quickly manipulated those early morning mimosas 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:48.200 are it was it was like a sad you know, 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.280 usually mimosas are really festive, but that was the saddest 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.160 mimosa I think that's ever been drink. But you know, 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.880 like that's like that's gonna be like their entire marriage. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.679 It's gonna be like every twenty second, something is gonna 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.920 you know, it's like come here, go away, Come here, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.000 go away, go away, come here. They're broken up in 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.800 two much. Well, the the storms were definitely gonna roll 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.040 in and when she when she when you know your 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.000 friends aren't going to be rooting for you, when in 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.960 your proposal you say I even love you when you're 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:20.520 screaming at me, I was like, no, you did not 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.840 say that. Truly. I felt there were like four couples 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.600 that forgot like that. I kept thinking, get me to 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.400 an alan on meeting. You know what I mean, you 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.120 even like you even love me when you take a 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.440 lead pipe, smash my leg and pull me out of 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.920 the ice skating competition. And she was so rooty when 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.080 she says, I love you Grant, but I love Grace more. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.000 And at that moment in time, they were if you 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.480 go back in time and you freeze it, you literally 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.720 she's upright there, she's on the beach, she's dressed up 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.880 to get proposed to. There are no whites of Lace's 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:57.600 eyes at that point. It's just all I live. I 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.920 thought that was so sweet. Though I thought that was 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:03.560 like incredibly sweet that moment I love them, I gotta say, 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.000 I know it's fucked up. I really loved them as 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.160 a couple. I was not sold on Grant at first, 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.120 and now I really like he. He called him off 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.960 the great the lace with bur Oh my god, wait, 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:18.280 but you guys really quick question when they were like, 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:21.080 I think it was like to Nikki Glazier, they were like, oh, 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.840 what wedding do you want to go to? I was like, 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.800 it's not even a choice. It's like grant and lace, grace, 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.520 free for all. That is the wedding of the century. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.760 There's gonna be people going to the hospital just base 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.080 on toast that they're gonna crash over their face, and 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.760 there's gonna be like, oh my god. I was like, 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:43.319 there's there's no choice. It's grace. Two thousand seventeen, I 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.760 went to a wedding. I went to a wedding and 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.160 I'm not gonna say who's wedding, but I went to wedding. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.480 I'll tell you guys after and it was a grabblow 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.520 but like the bride got it was a little bit. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.680 It was a little bit like lace, and she got 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.160 so hammered. At one point I looked over and I 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:08.720 was like, oh, I can see the bride's vagina that 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:12.600 actually needs the last seven years of good luck. Divorced. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.320 They were divorced by like your three and she came 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.080 over and she kissed me on the mouth. And it 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.000 was not a gay wedding she was. It was she 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.800 was wearying a guy. I saw her vagina and then 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.480 she came over and it gave me a mouth kiss. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:31.599 You made a gay new podcast with Arden I spinoff podcast. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.480 Oh my god, you might get that at Grace's wedding 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:37.400 and that was pretty exciting. Okay, so they're gonna back up. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:41.600 What's go is? Then? So? Then okay, how about so 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.280 is he is? He's like, I've met he, I've made 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:50.800 it my fucking When Brett is talking to the hammered 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.559 kindergarten teacher Laura and he's like, I I want to 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.480 get to know you too, bre and I want to 0:13:55.720 --> 0:14:00.920 okay this second, like this I got you want to 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.760 bone so bad? You get rid of like you get 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.679 rid of Vinny's gone, Like oh now you now you 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:10.839 want him back? Like obvious? Are you man chut your card? 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:16.160 And Vinny is my hero? I mean yeah, First of all, 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.200 that bearded dude, what's his name? Brett? I don't know 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:21.360 if Brett was on a show. I'm pretty convinced he 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.000 was just like a local, uh, just on vacation and 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.920 they swooped him in. I just kept calling him the 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.240 Beard because I was like, who the hell is this 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:31.920 creep Uh? He just looks weird and creepy. I was 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.680 also a freak about this podcast that I always like, 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.400 I take my notes and then I'd like to go 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.840 look at the cast page. They haven't even put his 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.840 photo on the cast page on ABC. I think he 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.760 made just work with Jorge at the he's a bar back. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.960 He was a bar back at the Riviera, you know, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.480 a mile down the beach. She comes wandering. They're like, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.560 you look like a contestant, and he has a limited 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.320 knowledge from the internet and they let him on. Well. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.120 I also loved was that she's such a sack of 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:00.240 ship that when she called him from her Uber black 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.760 she she lies to Vinny and goes, I chose to leave. 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:10.320 He dumped her. It's like, no you she said, I 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.560 chose to leave, but it's like, no, you just got 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:16.840 He picked the fucking kindergarten teacher. Um. The best is 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.640 when he goes, who's this y? I was like, yeah, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.920 how about like how do the the editor of two? 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.520 We got to see like the crying and then they 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.160 like that we actually got to hear the sheety. Executive 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.120 producer in the lighting hout. They made it seem much 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.640 more dramatic than it was. Pulled the car over, I 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:42.920 need air? Ye are you gonna Are you gonna throw up? Right? 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.040 He looks you look white as it goes? You look 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.760 white as it goes inside the Oh my god. Yeah, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.200 it's like, what's an empty seat? And then suv I've 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:55.280 seen that before. It's not that bigger. Yeah. So then 0:15:55.320 --> 0:16:02.280 we have the Ashley Russian Girl Wills drama where where 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:07.480 the Russian girls storms off and she says, yeah, She's like, 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:10.200 I don't fight for guys, I don't fight for love. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.280 I respected that. Yeah, I respected that too, until she 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.040 started bawling like a twelve year old like she she was. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.560 She made this fierce like Russian you know, show she 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.280 for president, and you're like, yeah, I'm behind you, lady. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.160 And then two minutes later she's sobbing in the corner 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.240 and you're like, oh, come on, just walk out, just 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.800 walk out. Just when you were like a hero. What's 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:31.960 the name of the girls that well didn't pick who 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.360 I liked? What was her name? Jamie? I thought that 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.840 was a done deal. I thought they were all in it. 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.280 Do you think the producers the fact that the producers 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.160 made him pick her so we all and he just 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.920 couldn't suck her like I think they want. I think 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.680 they were, and that Wells actually has like a line 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:51.800 in the sand, and it's like, all right, I'll pick her, 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:55.600 but I'm not. As as Nick said, Wells, if you 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.680 take her virginity, you will be a national treasure. I 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.160 thought that was like one of the best lines I've 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:04.680 ever heard in my life. I was like, I'm sucking Rick, Yeah, 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.280 and I and I like that well just like I 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.399 appreciated that, like he did a lot of himself get 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:14.879 manipulated to pick her, but he just he couldn't do it. Yeah. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:19.720 I felt like respect and then gained respect you Yeah. Same. 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.119 It really notched down for me when he when he 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:26.480 picked her over the girl. Yeah, that other girl was perfect. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.719 She was wonderful, like Jimmy's such a catch. And then 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.639 they nerd it out about their whatever nerd thing, and 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.520 I was like the Batman tattoo. Yeah, and I was like, 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:37.760 oh my god, this is perfect. They look cute together, 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:40.440 they have chemistry. I was like so rooting for them. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:44.720 And then you know, they pick you know whatever, cry face, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:48.680 And then I was like, oh's such a catch. Yeah, 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.920 Like why didn't he keep the look that athlete gave 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.479 him when she's basically like, not only am I not 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.040 going to propose to you, I'm not gonna fuck you, 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:01.560 like the look that I all that that death flare 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:06.520 is almost more dangerous than her cry act. It was scary. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.520 It was definitely like I get a double bolt and 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.800 get a new cell phone number and all the peanut 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.480 butter jars labels out like it's it's gonna get a 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:18.160 little creepy with that one. I like you all the virginity, 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:21.159 all the virginity talk was that that whole thing was 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.080 like like how old are we? Like the what's her name? 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.760 Telling her that it was it was gonna it might hurt. 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:30.560 That was so weird and it's I like that they 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:33.120 edited in that like you can with the FCC stay 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.600 you're gonna sit on Well's face and that's fine. Yeah, 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.320 but the yeah, Rob, that was such a good point 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.159 that all that talking, he said, She's like, well, you 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.560 know at first it herd. I was like, is this 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:49.040 Judy bloom episode, Like we're all adults, No twelve year 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.040 old is like I'm gonna learn about my parts. I'm 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:54.160 gonna watch Bachelor in Paradise. You're like, what the hell 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:58.359 is happening? By the way, if you're twenty six, I 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.000 can tell you when I last Rapportinity heard a lot 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.880 like like if you have, it's been growing for that 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:08.960 many actors. She's she's on the bottom. Oh my god. 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:10.879 I mean I could tell you to hurt when I 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:16.680 did it. It's got a kill at eight. It's she 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:22.320 better be on E or something. So both Brett, So 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:26.639 what about Brett? After? After? Is he storms out? And 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:29.680 then he kept Laurence and then no Rose? What a dick? 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:35.199 I know, I can't he he was at b I 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:41.560 p fail like bomb drop, like like just male hairdresser 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:46.639 with a lamp. What does he do? Is he a hairdresser? No, 0:19:47.280 --> 0:19:55.040 he's a hair dresser. He's a hair he's insufferable hairdressers. Yes, 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.520 she loved the hair dresser. Then he's a hair dreder. 0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:59.359 Oh my god, she loves the bar, a male bar. 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:02.760 Oh my god. They were both hairdressers. This is hilarious. 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:07.720 She loves hair dressers. Paul Mitchell better watched out, okay, okay, 0:20:08.080 --> 0:20:10.440 and then I love I loved, I loved too contin 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.360 He was like, yeah, man, when you when you left 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:17.600 me for the dude with a lamp, Yeah, Vinnie scored 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:20.399 like Vinny was like I think Arden didn't. We have 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.400 him pretty high in the very beginning when we were 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:27.879 like we love and Jojo season. I think he was 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:30.760 he was my I remember Paget picked him like the 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:33.840 hipster and I picked Vinny. Yeah, yeah, Well Vinnie has 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:36.840 come out like a champion, like he can do and 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:41.360 Vinnie can do anything he wants. He's like a sympathetic 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:45.480 hero now. And when you watched back at their montage 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:47.800 of like how he was kissing her in the ocean 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:50.200 and stuff, I was like, yeah, Vinny has had some game. 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:52.320 He was kind of hot then he had definitely he 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:58.520 had total game. Now okay, so so well Keith Ashley. 0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:02.480 But then like but then he leaves. I'm like both 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:04.639 of them, I'm like, what's your fucking problem? Man, Like 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:06.240 I don't know, I mean, I guess it's I guess 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:08.720 it was classy did not take her to the Fantasy Suite, 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:10.879 And like I have to even deal with for the 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:13.240 rest of your life going did you take her virginity? 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:16.280 But like then keep Jamie, go have a night with Jamie. 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.880 I can't even imagine that the pressure. He wakes up 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.480 and he's like, oh crap, I gotta bang Ashley I 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:26.879 on national television. And then the morning after she's going 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.879 to be like this means we're together forever, and she 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.560 does not leave a like it was a safety issue, 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:36.120 like you know, like I'm sure it's like and he's 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:39.119 also not that dude. He's not like I'm gonna like, 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:41.760 I'm gonna bang you, dude, notch on my belt, dude, 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:45.600 you know, like nine out of ten dudes banger. And 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:47.960 he was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go home to 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:51.560 my safe space. You guys, I met him last week. 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:56.600 I met him in that room. He was adorable. What 0:21:56.680 --> 0:21:58.560 was I think he was still drunk. I think he 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:00.960 was still drunk. He was still He's cute and sweetie 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:03.800 was he was. He was feeling pretty hurting, like he 0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:05.760 was pretty fun because he'd been out with Nicke all 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:08.560 night the night before, drinking and celebrating the fact that 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:12.840 nick had just to announced the Bachelor, and so he 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:14.919 was like he needed a beer because he but but 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:16.639 we didn't have a beer. So I think he was worried. 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.120 He was gonna throw up the whole time that he's 0:22:18.200 --> 0:22:22.760 so sweet and over and then you, guys, I was 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:25.600 driving to like a meeting later that day. I was 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:28.240 talking to somebody and like it' said income and call 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.520 Wells out of I was like, I fucking love my life. 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:33.199 And so it was like the fact that I vaschlor 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:35.520 Canteta is calling me. So I picked up and it 0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:37.679 was him, and he goes, hey, I just want you 0:22:37.720 --> 0:22:40.320 to know I'm not normally like that, and I'm really sorry, 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:43.000 and you know, I'd love to do it again sometime. 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.720 I was really excited to be on that's so cute. 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:48.879 We love Wells and now we doubly love Wells. And 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:51.040 then he said, he goes, I have an extra room 0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:52.920 because he loves because Steve I was on me who 0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:54.520 played Canny Banny on the time when he was a 0:22:54.560 --> 0:22:56.560 huge Timehold fan. He was like, if you and Steve 0:22:56.640 --> 0:22:58.439