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Speaker 1: that needs no introduction, a man who is I believe,
Speaker 1: on his way to Chicago. This starves natural and I
Speaker 1: believe the first time watcher a Bachelor in Paradise. Rob, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here, Oh my god. X but now that matters.
Speaker 1: Last two nights in my life have been unreal. Oh
Speaker 1: my godn I just say the commitment, the sheer fact
Speaker 1: that first of all, that you are literally just got
Speaker 1: through t s A and then you plan for all
Speaker 1: day around video of the discus. I had the car
Speaker 1: come early. Um, I had to talk. I had to
Speaker 1: talk about it, and uh, oh my god, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do it? Okay, okay, before we even get going,
Speaker 1: I want to say, so exciting. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if you. We have Aaron Folly back with us from Texas.
Speaker 1: He's not murdered in a dish guy Eric Folly did
Speaker 1: the studio about the comic book store. So excited to
Speaker 1: be back. But we also have and they'll pop in
Speaker 1: and out. Katie took a break from her applying to
Speaker 1: be on the new stage of The Bachelor with Nick.
Speaker 1: She's she's taking a break from trying to funk Nick
Speaker 1: just to come operate this and run this. And Anna's back.
Speaker 1: You guys both miss Wells last week, which is very upsetting.
Speaker 1: But let's just get right to it because we have
Speaker 1: limited times. Here's my thought, guys, for the organization of this.
Speaker 1: Let's start with the big headlines of the of the
Speaker 1: couples and stuff, and then we'll walk walk backwards through
Speaker 1: the two nights. Okay, let's I think we should start
Speaker 1: with Carly and Evan, right, guys? Well, also, just Rob
Speaker 1: and I are also taking a break from wanting to
Speaker 1: funk Nick just for the records. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know what, I didn't know I needed to fuck Nick
Speaker 1: until I just until like this season, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess we all need to fuck Nick. Yeah, two
Speaker 1: thousand sixteen Nick. Okay, wait, Rob, Now you've never watched
Speaker 1: that Farm Paradise? Did you cry last night when Evan
Speaker 1: proposed to Carl It either cried or just my eyes
Speaker 1: were really dry? I mean, what did you take overall
Speaker 1: of the season. You've never seen it before we talked
Speaker 1: to you into watching it, did it? And like I
Speaker 1: feel like it's like I feel like it's it possibly
Speaker 1: is like one of the best ones ever, right, three
Speaker 1: three engagements? I know, I mean Sully when people kept saying, oh,
Speaker 1: we could be the next Jade and Tanner, like they
Speaker 1: said that it was like Romeo and Juliet. Like now
Speaker 1: there's Grantedly, there's Josh and Mander who nobody wants to
Speaker 1: be and there, and there's you, guys, Aaron Katie. I
Speaker 1: mean nobody saw to me, nobody saw Evan and Carly
Speaker 1: coming as the one you're rooting for the most. I
Speaker 1: picked that up. I've actually never seen Bachelor in Paradise
Speaker 1: before ever in my life either. And I kept going,
Speaker 1: so what happens like if you just don't you just
Speaker 1: can you just date? And then I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. It's a reality show. It's it's it's a zero.
Speaker 1: Or will you spend at least the next month with
Speaker 1: me a k and engagement? No. Atually they have to
Speaker 1: wheel out the corpse of Neil Lane to do some
Speaker 1: problems and is and is faces Game of Thrones, Man
Speaker 1: of Faces, you guys. So why don't we start at
Speaker 1: the will start at the top, I just want to say.
Speaker 1: So we start out and they bring in the chicken
Speaker 1: and through the gift um which I think her eating
Speaker 1: the chicken bones with the chickens clucking. Yeah, one of
Speaker 1: the greatest scenes in TV history. Yeah, it really is,
Speaker 1: It really is. I love that so much. I wrote
Speaker 1: down when I saw that, I wrote down in my
Speaker 1: little notepad. Uh, the real winner is the women or
Speaker 1: man that's editing, because it was the It's the funniest
Speaker 1: show on television, that is the editing, and whoever in
Speaker 1: charge of the moan button, like like you thought, we
Speaker 1: all thought we were creaked up by Chad's whistling, and
Speaker 1: so we met Josh and how he sounds when he's
Speaker 1: kissing or eating pizzas. Yeah, Aman, Aman's gonna lose her
Speaker 1: face one of these days. They're gonna be like, where's Amanda?
Speaker 1: And Josh is gonna be like in my esophagus, she
Speaker 1: slowed down with some of the Mexicans. She he's like
Speaker 1: he he seems Italian, Like you're telling me, like that
Speaker 1: pizzas that much better? Like a frozen pizza is that
Speaker 1: much better? At a resort in sil To, Mexico. I
Speaker 1: find it hard to believe. What if he goes to
Speaker 1: New York City, Oh my god. So then Jane and
Speaker 1: Nick on a date and they go into Silda and
Speaker 1: there's like a carnival and they see a fortune teller.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who was totally hired usually a hired hand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't know who was more hired,
Speaker 1: the fortune teller or the lady who was like camera
Speaker 1: ready in Mexico, like, oh, you want a tattoo? Like
Speaker 1: never has been somebody did a more full of faith.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. When you meet her husband, you
Speaker 1: realize that that woman did not wake up looking like that.
Speaker 1: When you're and the guy takes that ginger about like
Speaker 1: bearded gin comes out. Who's chosen only button his tough button?
Speaker 1: So that billy sleave of chattoos so bad. I was
Speaker 1: like eating dinner and I was like, that was such
Speaker 1: a bad costume choice. I just it's like you're gonna
Speaker 1: you know, you're gonna be on TV. You know, like
Speaker 1: some camered people that watched the show. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: get grief tattoos. You've chosen, Like, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: my chief, this is my camera already. Look he's choosing
Speaker 1: to keep that was like he buttoned the top on.
Speaker 1: It wasn't this fully unbuttoned. Oh it was a look.
Speaker 1: Someone made the unfortunate comment like you just do you?
Speaker 1: And then he came out and they're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: what did I say? Talk a little bit about a
Speaker 1: grand lace there? Because I was really watching grass eyes
Speaker 1: look so fucking hot. He looked so stoned in that
Speaker 1: and laced his eyelashes like, I don't know what it
Speaker 1: was more jacked up. By the end of the season,
Speaker 1: her extensions or her eyelash didn't they look like they
Speaker 1: had sand? In him? I was like, are those beach extension?
Speaker 1: They look like they had sparkles or sand? Yeah, they
Speaker 1: look like that new ad for American Horse Story. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I hate that so much. When when Glade is the
Speaker 1: more reasonable of the two and laces like, are you
Speaker 1: sure we want to get? If you don't forget? She
Speaker 1: quoted her own tattoo and she left Ben sees it.
Speaker 1: She said, as my tattoo says basically like whatever, you
Speaker 1: don't know what I got till it's gone to Really. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when she's the voice of reason art and you are correct,
Speaker 1: something is going terribly wrong. When landed in Mexico and
Speaker 1: you're catching her name on your wrist and she's going,
Speaker 1: are you sure you want to do this? Maybe? Maybe,
Speaker 1: but Grace's selling the money, right. I mean, I liked
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer's idea of lant that she said land was shows.
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty good. That was a great joke. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and at least you can you can cover up grade
Speaker 1: you can graze has no boundaries. Amazing, grace, full grace,
Speaker 1: Maria full of graceless. I think we're graceless for those two.
Speaker 1: I like how moody, how moody late, how easily manipulated
Speaker 1: by the producers. Laces too, because they have this great
Speaker 1: night she finally opens up. But I've been really rooting
Speaker 1: for Laces. I feel like on our show, we've always
Speaker 1: really liked Lage. We've been had a soft spot for Lace.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but like, but like watching how the producers are,
Speaker 1: like I could give drama. He was always going to propose,
Speaker 1: but the fact that he had to go, I'm just
Speaker 1: not sure. And how quickly manipulated those early morning mimosas
Speaker 1: are it was it was like a sad you know,
Speaker 1: usually mimosas are really festive, but that was the saddest
Speaker 1: mimosa I think that's ever been drink. But you know,
Speaker 1: like that's like that's gonna be like their entire marriage.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like every twenty second, something is gonna
Speaker 1: you know, it's like come here, go away, Come here,
Speaker 1: go away, go away, come here. They're broken up in
Speaker 1: two much. Well, the the storms were definitely gonna roll
Speaker 1: in and when she when she when you know your
Speaker 1: friends aren't going to be rooting for you, when in
Speaker 1: your proposal you say I even love you when you're
Speaker 1: screaming at me, I was like, no, you did not
Speaker 1: say that. Truly. I felt there were like four couples
Speaker 1: that forgot like that. I kept thinking, get me to
Speaker 1: an alan on meeting. You know what I mean, you
Speaker 1: even like you even love me when you take a
Speaker 1: lead pipe, smash my leg and pull me out of
Speaker 1: the ice skating competition. And she was so rooty when
Speaker 1: she says, I love you Grant, but I love Grace more.
Speaker 1: And at that moment in time, they were if you
Speaker 1: go back in time and you freeze it, you literally
Speaker 1: she's upright there, she's on the beach, she's dressed up
Speaker 1: to get proposed to. There are no whites of Lace's
Speaker 1: eyes at that point. It's just all I live. I
Speaker 1: thought that was so sweet. Though I thought that was
Speaker 1: like incredibly sweet that moment I love them, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: I know it's fucked up. I really loved them as
Speaker 1: a couple. I was not sold on Grant at first,
Speaker 1: and now I really like he. He called him off
Speaker 1: the great the lace with bur Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: but you guys really quick question when they were like,
Speaker 1: I think it was like to Nikki Glazier, they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: what wedding do you want to go to? I was like,
Speaker 1: it's not even a choice. It's like grant and lace, grace,
Speaker 1: free for all. That is the wedding of the century.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be people going to the hospital just base
Speaker 1: on toast that they're gonna crash over their face, and
Speaker 1: there's gonna be like, oh my god. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's there's no choice. It's grace. Two thousand seventeen, I
Speaker 1: went to a wedding. I went to a wedding and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who's wedding, but I went to wedding.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys after and it was a grabblow
Speaker 1: but like the bride got it was a little bit.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit like lace, and she got
Speaker 1: so hammered. At one point I looked over and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I can see the bride's vagina that
Speaker 1: actually needs the last seven years of good luck. Divorced.
Speaker 1: They were divorced by like your three and she came
Speaker 1: over and she kissed me on the mouth. And it
Speaker 1: was not a gay wedding she was. It was she
Speaker 1: was wearying a guy. I saw her vagina and then
Speaker 1: she came over and it gave me a mouth kiss.
Speaker 1: You made a gay new podcast with Arden I spinoff podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you might get that at Grace's wedding
Speaker 1: and that was pretty exciting. Okay, so they're gonna back up.
Speaker 1: What's go is? Then? So? Then okay, how about so
Speaker 1: is he is? He's like, I've met he, I've made
Speaker 1: it my fucking When Brett is talking to the hammered
Speaker 1: kindergarten teacher Laura and he's like, I I want to
Speaker 1: get to know you too, bre and I want to
Speaker 1: okay this second, like this I got you want to
Speaker 1: bone so bad? You get rid of like you get
Speaker 1: rid of Vinny's gone, Like oh now you now you
Speaker 1: want him back? Like obvious? Are you man chut your card?
Speaker 1: And Vinny is my hero? I mean yeah, First of all,
Speaker 1: that bearded dude, what's his name? Brett? I don't know
Speaker 1: if Brett was on a show. I'm pretty convinced he
Speaker 1: was just like a local, uh, just on vacation and
Speaker 1: they swooped him in. I just kept calling him the
Speaker 1: Beard because I was like, who the hell is this
Speaker 1: creep Uh? He just looks weird and creepy. I was
Speaker 1: also a freak about this podcast that I always like,
Speaker 1: I take my notes and then I'd like to go
Speaker 1: look at the cast page. They haven't even put his
Speaker 1: photo on the cast page on ABC. I think he
Speaker 1: made just work with Jorge at the he's a bar back.
Speaker 1: He was a bar back at the Riviera, you know,
Speaker 1: a mile down the beach. She comes wandering. They're like,
Speaker 1: you look like a contestant, and he has a limited
Speaker 1: knowledge from the internet and they let him on. Well.
Speaker 1: I also loved was that she's such a sack of
Speaker 1: ship that when she called him from her Uber black
Speaker 1: she she lies to Vinny and goes, I chose to leave.
Speaker 1: He dumped her. It's like, no you she said, I
Speaker 1: chose to leave, but it's like, no, you just got
Speaker 1: He picked the fucking kindergarten teacher. Um. The best is
Speaker 1: when he goes, who's this y? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how about like how do the the editor of two?
Speaker 1: We got to see like the crying and then they
Speaker 1: like that we actually got to hear the sheety. Executive
Speaker 1: producer in the lighting hout. They made it seem much
Speaker 1: more dramatic than it was. Pulled the car over, I
Speaker 1: need air? Ye are you gonna Are you gonna throw up? Right?
Speaker 1: He looks you look white as it goes? You look
Speaker 1: white as it goes inside the Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's an empty seat? And then suv I've
Speaker 1: seen that before. It's not that bigger. Yeah. So then
Speaker 1: we have the Ashley Russian Girl Wills drama where where
Speaker 1: the Russian girls storms off and she says, yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't fight for guys, I don't fight for love.
Speaker 1: I respected that. Yeah, I respected that too, until she
Speaker 1: started bawling like a twelve year old like she she was.
Speaker 1: She made this fierce like Russian you know, show she
Speaker 1: for president, and you're like, yeah, I'm behind you, lady.
Speaker 1: And then two minutes later she's sobbing in the corner
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, come on, just walk out, just
Speaker 1: walk out. Just when you were like a hero. What's
Speaker 1: the name of the girls that well didn't pick who
Speaker 1: I liked? What was her name? Jamie? I thought that
Speaker 1: was a done deal. I thought they were all in it.
Speaker 1: Do you think the producers the fact that the producers
Speaker 1: made him pick her so we all and he just
Speaker 1: couldn't suck her like I think they want. I think
Speaker 1: they were, and that Wells actually has like a line
Speaker 1: in the sand, and it's like, all right, I'll pick her,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. As as Nick said, Wells, if you
Speaker 1: take her virginity, you will be a national treasure. I
Speaker 1: thought that was like one of the best lines I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. I was like, I'm sucking Rick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I and I like that well just like I
Speaker 1: appreciated that, like he did a lot of himself get
Speaker 1: manipulated to pick her, but he just he couldn't do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I felt like respect and then gained respect you Yeah. Same.
Speaker 1: It really notched down for me when he when he
Speaker 1: picked her over the girl. Yeah, that other girl was perfect.
Speaker 1: She was wonderful, like Jimmy's such a catch. And then
Speaker 1: they nerd it out about their whatever nerd thing, and
Speaker 1: I was like the Batman tattoo. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is perfect. They look cute together,
Speaker 1: they have chemistry. I was like so rooting for them.
Speaker 1: And then you know, they pick you know whatever, cry face,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh's such a catch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like why didn't he keep the look that athlete gave
Speaker 1: him when she's basically like, not only am I not
Speaker 1: going to propose to you, I'm not gonna fuck you,
Speaker 1: like the look that I all that that death flare
Speaker 1: is almost more dangerous than her cry act. It was scary.
Speaker 1: It was definitely like I get a double bolt and
Speaker 1: get a new cell phone number and all the peanut
Speaker 1: butter jars labels out like it's it's gonna get a
Speaker 1: little creepy with that one. I like you all the virginity,
Speaker 1: all the virginity talk was that that whole thing was
Speaker 1: like like how old are we? Like the what's her name?
Speaker 1: Telling her that it was it was gonna it might hurt.
Speaker 1: That was so weird and it's I like that they
Speaker 1: edited in that like you can with the FCC stay
Speaker 1: you're gonna sit on Well's face and that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the yeah, Rob, that was such a good point
Speaker 1: that all that talking, he said, She's like, well, you
Speaker 1: know at first it herd. I was like, is this
Speaker 1: Judy bloom episode, Like we're all adults, No twelve year
Speaker 1: old is like I'm gonna learn about my parts. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch Bachelor in Paradise. You're like, what the hell
Speaker 1: is happening? By the way, if you're twenty six, I
Speaker 1: can tell you when I last Rapportinity heard a lot
Speaker 1: like like if you have, it's been growing for that
Speaker 1: many actors. She's she's on the bottom. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I mean I could tell you to hurt when I
Speaker 1: did it. It's got a kill at eight. It's she
Speaker 1: better be on E or something. So both Brett, So
Speaker 1: what about Brett? After? After? Is he storms out? And
Speaker 1: then he kept Laurence and then no Rose? What a dick?
Speaker 1: I know, I can't he he was at b I
Speaker 1: p fail like bomb drop, like like just male hairdresser
Speaker 1: with a lamp. What does he do? Is he a hairdresser? No,
Speaker 1: he's a hair dresser. He's a hair he's insufferable hairdressers. Yes,
Speaker 1: she loved the hair dresser. Then he's a hair dreder.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she loves the bar, a male bar.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They were both hairdressers. This is hilarious.
Speaker 1: She loves hair dressers. Paul Mitchell better watched out, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and then I love I loved, I loved too contin
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, man, when you when you left
Speaker 1: me for the dude with a lamp, Yeah, Vinnie scored
Speaker 1: like Vinny was like I think Arden didn't. We have
Speaker 1: him pretty high in the very beginning when we were
Speaker 1: like we love and Jojo season. I think he was
Speaker 1: he was my I remember Paget picked him like the
Speaker 1: hipster and I picked Vinny. Yeah, yeah, Well Vinnie has
Speaker 1: come out like a champion, like he can do and
Speaker 1: Vinnie can do anything he wants. He's like a sympathetic
Speaker 1: hero now. And when you watched back at their montage
Speaker 1: of like how he was kissing her in the ocean
Speaker 1: and stuff, I was like, yeah, Vinny has had some game.
Speaker 1: He was kind of hot then he had definitely he
Speaker 1: had total game. Now okay, so so well Keith Ashley.
Speaker 1: But then like but then he leaves. I'm like both
Speaker 1: of them, I'm like, what's your fucking problem? Man, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, I guess it's I guess
Speaker 1: it was classy did not take her to the Fantasy Suite,
Speaker 1: And like I have to even deal with for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life going did you take her virginity?
Speaker 1: But like then keep Jamie, go have a night with Jamie.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that the pressure. He wakes up
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh crap, I gotta bang Ashley I
Speaker 1: on national television. And then the morning after she's going
Speaker 1: to be like this means we're together forever, and she
Speaker 1: does not leave a like it was a safety issue,
Speaker 1: like you know, like I'm sure it's like and he's
Speaker 1: also not that dude. He's not like I'm gonna like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bang you, dude, notch on my belt, dude,
Speaker 1: you know, like nine out of ten dudes banger. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go home to
Speaker 1: my safe space. You guys, I met him last week.
Speaker 1: I met him in that room. He was adorable. What
Speaker 1: was I think he was still drunk. I think he
Speaker 1: was still drunk. He was still He's cute and sweetie
Speaker 1: was he was. He was feeling pretty hurting, like he
Speaker 1: was pretty fun because he'd been out with Nicke all
Speaker 1: night the night before, drinking and celebrating the fact that
Speaker 1: nick had just to announced the Bachelor, and so he
Speaker 1: was like he needed a beer because he but but
Speaker 1: we didn't have a beer. So I think he was worried.
Speaker 1: He was gonna throw up the whole time that he's
Speaker 1: so sweet and over and then you, guys, I was
Speaker 1: driving to like a meeting later that day. I was
Speaker 1: talking to somebody and like it' said income and call
Speaker 1: Wells out of I was like, I fucking love my life.
Speaker 1: And so it was like the fact that I vaschlor
Speaker 1: Canteta is calling me. So I picked up and it
Speaker 1: was him, and he goes, hey, I just want you
Speaker 1: to know I'm not normally like that, and I'm really sorry,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'd love to do it again sometime.
Speaker 1: I was really excited to be on that's so cute.
Speaker 1: We love Wells and now we doubly love Wells. And
Speaker 1: then he said, he goes, I have an extra room
Speaker 1: because he loves because Steve I was on me who
Speaker 1: played Canny Banny on the time when he was a
Speaker 1: huge Timehold fan. He was like, if you and Steve
Speaker 1: want it comes to in my room, we could do
Speaker 1: up hot and he goes, we could do your podcast
Speaker 1: from my radio station. Because he's like, like Curly and
Speaker 1: Evan live in Nashville. As road trip, road Trip, road Trip,
Speaker 1: Katy even, guys, why are we not going now to Ville?
Speaker 1: I literally just bought an RV on Google. I just
Speaker 1: I haven't we have a transportation you What we should
Speaker 1: do is like, because because Nick season won't be on
Speaker 1: for a few months, we may need to drop an
Speaker 1: episode between now and then for Nashville Road to Triper.
Speaker 1: We question, do you want to comrade? Do you want
Speaker 1: to call? Of course robs in? Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text Wells later because I checked with Wealth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna text Weales later and say that we all
Speaker 1: want to calm. We got to be like a blowout
Speaker 1: weekend art. And why did they announce Nick was the
Speaker 1: Bachelor before? I didn't understand the timing on that. Why
Speaker 1: did they announce him when you knew then it wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna work out with boobs and money? Well, well that's
Speaker 1: the dude that was sucked up with that. So weird,
Speaker 1: you know, weird? It is weird. I don't I'd like
Speaker 1: that you've asked me like I have that. There was
Speaker 1: the other thing that was weird, apparently, and I thank
Speaker 1: you to the fans You've been treating me all this stuff.
Speaker 1: What was weird was apparently they called Luke that they
Speaker 1: had already prepared started interviewing and that Luke was so
Speaker 1: I had like a plane ticket to fly in. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why they would announce that about Nike.
Speaker 1: It still doesn't make any sense unless they had to
Speaker 1: wrap it up before Luke. Maybe they had to start filming.
Speaker 1: Maybe they was like a time thing. If Luke was started,
Speaker 1: he said, because Luke said he was supposed to be
Speaker 1: on a plane the week before, so maybe they needed
Speaker 1: two extra weeks. Maybe Nick's been filming already. You mean, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just you know, it's so hard. You should be
Speaker 1: once a year, and now it's once every six, like
Speaker 1: four months. So the timing is so they would have
Speaker 1: announced it. I feel like normally the end of JoJo's thing,
Speaker 1: but Luke hadn't said yes yet. They were like pressuring
Speaker 1: hand and then I think normally they would be filming now,
Speaker 1: and so maybe they were running out a time and
Speaker 1: they needed to start filming. Andy He's coming back in January?
Speaker 1: Is that when I thought? I thought they said January,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't entirely shire. Thank god for the NFL.
Speaker 1: Monday night football is done. Waits Monday or ESPN. I
Speaker 1: forget football. I think is still on ABC. Maybe it
Speaker 1: moved to ESPN. Don't remember, No, I think I think okay,
Speaker 1: because NBC is Sunday Night Football and ESPN is Monday. Yeah, Arden,
Speaker 1: you'll have to get into the NFL. I have to
Speaker 1: get into the NFL. Okay to me, I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I want to just catch out out a few more
Speaker 1: things before we lose Rob. I want to say number one, um,
Speaker 1: that dog surfing was the best. Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: editing animals on the show is so great, amazing. I
Speaker 1: mean all the animal has been great. Yes, I mean
Speaker 1: the wasn't that show deserving? Yes? I love the dogs
Speaker 1: in the chicken and the crabs and the and the editors.
Speaker 1: When when Nick and did so Nick and Jeno paddle boarding,
Speaker 1: the dog is surfing and if you notice in the
Speaker 1: back round of one are the shots it looks like
Speaker 1: a dog with eating a dead seal on the beach.
Speaker 1: I did that super slow. I wanted to for one second.
Speaker 1: I also want to go backwards in time and then
Speaker 1: we'll keep going. Okay, so Amanda, I want to just
Speaker 1: throw out there and we'll come back. Because it's not,
Speaker 1: you know, best on Paradise, it's not that linear. I
Speaker 1: want to point out that I'm mann to keep saying
Speaker 1: it's different for me because I have kids. Van has
Speaker 1: kids and literally never talked about them. Yeah, maybe it's
Speaker 1: the same kids. He posted Instagram pictures of the kids.
Speaker 1: I totally like snooped on him on Instagram. I looked
Speaker 1: at all of his pictures because I was like curious,
Speaker 1: I forget, like those things are options and yeah, and
Speaker 1: all my friends are like when I'm usually stopping, you know,
Speaker 1: stalking us women soccer players, and they're like, why aren't
Speaker 1: you Instagram, I was like, oh, yeah, pictures. But Amanda,
Speaker 1: I feel like, um, that to me is was the
Speaker 1: was the most ridiculous. Like he's so manly and he
Speaker 1: can't even like if he walked into a room and
Speaker 1: he was like getting a Klinix. He's like here to
Speaker 1: get a klinix. You know what I mean, you can't
Speaker 1: even speak properly getting Yeah, he's just alpha. He's so alpha.
Speaker 1: But she's like a wallflower with that voice, Like you
Speaker 1: have to be partially deaf or love the sound of
Speaker 1: your own voice to deal with that voice. So maybe
Speaker 1: it's perfect. When she said to him what she said,
Speaker 1: what she said, I have no questions at all, I'm like,
Speaker 1: really like you because she's not paying attention because she
Speaker 1: has been in an abusive relationship before. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: she must have been just like turn a blind eye
Speaker 1: to this. She's like, well, at least it's not as
Speaker 1: bad as my last one or so like it's fucking
Speaker 1: scary scary. I agree with you. I agree with you
Speaker 1: because I feel like I feel like remembering her talking
Speaker 1: a little bit about the father of the kids and
Speaker 1: that he was tough, like I don't know if he
Speaker 1: was abusive, but I feel like he was trouble, like
Speaker 1: they're little kids, you know, like, yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think that ended well, and I don't think
Speaker 1: this will end. When he talked to her and she
Speaker 1: said something, he goes, thank you, that was so sweet,
Speaker 1: and then he puts the diamond on her and he goes,
Speaker 1: it's so pretty on you. There's diamonds everywhere, dimonds. So
Speaker 1: we talk about first of all, he couldn't even put
Speaker 1: on a fucking suit to proposes in shorts and the
Speaker 1: most soaking wet button down I have so much because
Speaker 1: he was crapping his pants. Nobody on there wanted to
Speaker 1: get engaged except for maybe maybe Josh was sweating because
Speaker 1: he's like, what if this one starts getting opinions? But
Speaker 1: what about what about when Josh when they're on there
Speaker 1: like they're they're their last overnight date, and Josh is like,
Speaker 1: um to there was sorry, but he's like, so what
Speaker 1: do you what do your kids like that? And then
Speaker 1: and then he's so on the nose, gonna win over
Speaker 1: the single mom in America. He says literally quote I
Speaker 1: love coaching and helping he they said the same sentences,
Speaker 1: like they had five sentences between them. The whole season
Speaker 1: didn't talk about anything like it was just like observation
Speaker 1: and making out in pizza. Let's talk about it. Talk
Speaker 1: about Nick and Jen. By the way, guess what, Jen,
Speaker 1: he's not putting up walls. He's not feeling. He's not
Speaker 1: in love with you, like whatever walls he's not. He's
Speaker 1: not nut for you. It's just not happening. I agree. Well,
Speaker 1: and then you know the fact that we knew it
Speaker 1: was going to be best so it was all kind
Speaker 1: of ruined. But um but you know, and that's okay
Speaker 1: because I really I really love him. But he's also
Speaker 1: like he's so he's basically he's career Bachelor. He's been
Speaker 1: to Neil Lane three times. He's at least one other times.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go. He's probably gonna go get Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: gonna go one other time, four times, one of the times,
Speaker 1: and that will work and then we'll be back on
Speaker 1: b I p like he's that potential to see Neil.
Speaker 1: You're going to submit and he's going to choose me.
Speaker 1: You guys, yea, to all be forgetting that. I keep
Speaker 1: forgetting that you have found love. My boyfriend is cool
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, good Katie, And Katie is applying to
Speaker 1: be on the Bachelor for real. Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I have a great idea for a video,
Speaker 1: Like I already have some ideas. I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't want to spoil anything. I just have like fun
Speaker 1: little ideas. I would just be crying if I submitted
Speaker 1: a video. I would have long eyelashes and shakeup like
Speaker 1: this is what I did, And I would just feel
Speaker 1: I hate most women. I feel like I love drama.
Speaker 1: You'd ben, he's such a crier. Nick, it's a crier.
Speaker 1: I would tell my heart. Yea, yeah, he's vulnerable. It's
Speaker 1: so hot. But you gonna go to Sunset Junction. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys later. You know what, Katie, when you
Speaker 1: sleep with them? Finally, I want you to know it's
Speaker 1: gonna hurt at first. I don't know what sex. It's like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: like my makeup bag. I just literally have like all
Speaker 1: the makeup in the world. Do I want it to day?
Speaker 1: So so okay. By the way, the end of Josh's
Speaker 1: Moaning and It's Fantasy Suite, the moaning was incredible. The editing,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it went so it went up to
Speaker 1: eleven and I loved it. I loved it. You know
Speaker 1: they're all put into He's just like, it's the moaning
Speaker 1: drinking for sure. Oh take your pants off. I know
Speaker 1: we're in public. Can we actually acknowledge that nick like
Speaker 1: ladies could be like this? The fact that Boobs in
Speaker 1: the Moonlight came back for such a reappearance, like like
Speaker 1: we we picked her strong or for Ben's season, but
Speaker 1: like we had a gut feeling because she seems like
Speaker 1: sweet and kind of a sexy and bland enough that
Speaker 1: she is sort of the perfect girl, like Mobs in
Speaker 1: the Moonlight didn't feel the deal. Yeah, that dress. That
Speaker 1: dress was amazing though post show, oh good. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's just you know, I'd rather watch probably is you
Speaker 1: rather watch Paint Wry? She literally it's like almost weakend
Speaker 1: of Bernie's. It's it's just so she's so sweet. It's
Speaker 1: like literally full khaki outfit, all navy like it's so bad.
Speaker 1: We are millennial listeners are and the listeners out there.
Speaker 1: Weekend at Bernie's is a movie and Andrew McCarthy where
Speaker 1: they accidentally party with the corpse in a convertible all weekend. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Annah. I just read that. Lauren h. You know, Lauren,
Speaker 1: you do the perfect Lauren h accent. The school teacher
Speaker 1: went on this radio station in Michigan because obviously she's
Speaker 1: from Michigan, um and said that Jen and Nick were
Speaker 1: dating up until they announced that he was going to
Speaker 1: be that they continued to day getting gage and then
Speaker 1: yeah he had dogs, and then he dumped her. Well
Speaker 1: it's not clear, but it sounds like, yeah, they decided
Speaker 1: to go. I'll still you think. Do you think they'll
Speaker 1: do one of those things where like she shows up
Speaker 1: in like week three? Yes, yes, Rob, but I just
Speaker 1: want a second chance. I also gave myself an injection
Speaker 1: of humor and riddles. I'm ready here. I'm ready here
Speaker 1: to wow you with my new personality bought on personality
Speaker 1: dot com. Oh my god, now do you have now care?
Speaker 1: Do you have to go hate funk? I'm on behalf
Speaker 1: of all women? No, I know. I still just want
Speaker 1: normal fun. I don't care what adjective you put in
Speaker 1: front of the funk. It's happening. Okay, now we need
Speaker 1: to say Evan. I just want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to this. I fell in love with a girl
Speaker 1: age curly. I'm going on the beach like a guy
Speaker 1: named Marley. She's gluten free and that includes Barley. That's
Speaker 1: when I hurled myself over the balcony and tried to
Speaker 1: kill myself. I love something about them. I really like
Speaker 1: and they make me want to throw up, but it's
Speaker 1: also like, so yeah, they're they're kind of When one
Speaker 1: of them said, my heart beats to your soul, and
Speaker 1: then he said will you will you freaking marry me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then he says she gets me, and I braced
Speaker 1: my weird and then he ended it with hashtag blessed.
Speaker 1: It was, it was, It was a hot mess of
Speaker 1: a stew but it works, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I really think she genuinely looks at him favorably. I
Speaker 1: mean they went, they went from friends to to you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that can happen look like together. It was that
Speaker 1: shreat lodge. Man, if you're if you're getting somebody who's
Speaker 1: not that into you, you take them down to sy
Speaker 1: Alida and you find that shreatlage. Something about the meaningful
Speaker 1: eye gave while you're sweating out. Maybe some iowaka is happening.
Speaker 1: But the body but the body paint Katie just brought up.
Speaker 1: They have a picture on Instagram and then with the
Speaker 1: body paint and dude, his dick looks fucking Hu's point.
Speaker 1: I guess I have no frame of reference. But yes,
Speaker 1: you guys, wait, you got to have more information. I
Speaker 1: have more information. I am more information. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think Will said this on the podcast last week. You're
Speaker 1: playing about to take off rob Okay with passenger Rob Benedict,
Speaker 1: please reward to say I have more information on from
Speaker 1: well in Chicago. Oh my god, you're going to Okay,
Speaker 1: So let me make this fast. Before that, some air
Speaker 1: marker comes to Arrescue. So it's because you're like just
Speaker 1: being too shady in there. So afterwards, I can't think
Speaker 1: this wasn't on air. So afterwards I said to Wells,
Speaker 1: I was like, is Evan gay? And he was like no,
Speaker 1: I was like really, and he goes, I've got some
Speaker 1: buddies apparently in the Nashville area, because Evan lived in
Speaker 1: the National area. Inside No Kinnie, James Taylor's and Nashville
Speaker 1: only road trip. We'll also get Taylor for sure. And
Speaker 1: when you come rob Okay. So then so then he goes,
Speaker 1: I have some friends who've hooked up with him, and
Speaker 1: he goes, apparently he's got a huge wien. I'm using
Speaker 1: the word ween, but he's apparently got a huge ween
Speaker 1: and he's rocking in the sack like he nailed it.
Speaker 1: He is a dick doctor? Did he knows how he
Speaker 1: knows dick's inside and out? Wow? It's apparently he's got
Speaker 1: like a full hog, Like he's like a path a
Speaker 1: full hog. You should rich probably because he's a doctor.
Speaker 1: Is he a doctor? He's a doctor? And I think
Speaker 1: then hears a lot of money on their dicks. Probably
Speaker 1: he's probably like he's really like a medical doctor, just
Speaker 1: a specialist. I thought he was just like I got
Speaker 1: some I got whatever, a good deal on like a
Speaker 1: side studio, and the guys come in and he's just like,
Speaker 1: take these pills. I'm sure he charges a lot for
Speaker 1: his Now he travels his triple because he got carly.
Speaker 1: I pictured him truly having some weird like strip mall,
Speaker 1: like some upper and like some like Korean strip mall,
Speaker 1: like you where my dentist is. Um, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: oh my god. That yeah, apparently he's got a huge dog.
Speaker 1: And if you reframe it in the paint, you can
Speaker 1: figure that. We'll send you. I'm sending you the photo.
Speaker 1: But you got to believe that, of course, because he
Speaker 1: just came up so poorly the first round, and so
Speaker 1: the second round you're like, oh god, this guy and
Speaker 1: then you know he's charming and sweet and if he
Speaker 1: kills it in bed, all right, I believe that. Are
Speaker 1: you emailing it? I'm texting it, texting okay, don't you
Speaker 1: think it's believable. I mean, he's got to have something
Speaker 1: that we don't know because the face value. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm looking right now, hold on, I'm getting it. I'm
Speaker 1: opening it. I just look a little pointy. It looks
Speaker 1: like he's got like a backwards like when you get
Speaker 1: free water from like those guys did for the had
Speaker 1: no idea you Oh my god, I get Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, I gotta save that. I gotta be able
Speaker 1: to open it. Oh my god. Oh it's huge, right,
Speaker 1: it looks big. It's a little point, but it looks big.
Speaker 1: It's like going up and pointing to this side, up
Speaker 1: to the left. Speaking of his dick, I liked when
Speaker 1: they were making out and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: hold on, and she's like, oh, do you have a boner?
Speaker 1: And he had to like hide his boon because I
Speaker 1: keep I always say, I'm like, don't they all have
Speaker 1: boners like all the time, And you're not, like, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how we're not. Remember that show Blind Date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember they would always have boners and they would like
Speaker 1: put a little like, you know, they have to cover
Speaker 1: up their boners. And I was like, how do they
Speaker 1: not have boners all the time? And then finally someone
Speaker 1: had a boner. Maybe that's his thing, like his thing
Speaker 1: is when he gets a boner, it turns into a point,
Speaker 1: which is like this magical, pointed Boner. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how boners work. I gave the gave that up in
Speaker 1: the eighties. What art is here? The deer fact that
Speaker 1: like they're the new Jade and Tanner like, and that
Speaker 1: him and that him faking a trip to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah up, I'm not over that yet. He did on
Speaker 1: the after show say that he was actually sick, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. But he did say that he faked it.
Speaker 1: He kept saying both, and I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He said that he he had been on antibax and
Speaker 1: then drank too much on the antibax, but he said
Speaker 1: he played it up or something on the aftershells. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's like, I played it up. But he goes,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have drinking here he says, I drink too
Speaker 1: much on anti By audio, well, she basically threw up
Speaker 1: in her mouth when she kissed him, So maybe they're
Speaker 1: even after her tortuous comments out to the fact that
Speaker 1: late got engaged Lace, I'm so happy, and she looked
Speaker 1: good in the second show the extent the beach e
Speaker 1: sensions were off, the sandy eyelashes were team. She looked
Speaker 1: good and I also like by the way, finally, finally
Speaker 1: somebody who's not just like a white person is actually
Speaker 1: sucking on the show and nailing it. Was such a
Speaker 1: cheaper a lot I was aware to. It's like I
Speaker 1: think they really should add like, let's they just really diversify,
Speaker 1: like it's twittery like for upcoming casts at this point
Speaker 1: in time, like it's time to like shake up the cast.
Speaker 1: And yes, absolutely so white and it's just like it's
Speaker 1: like fucking like cornbread white tail, like everyone's from Iowa
Speaker 1: and they're all just like you know, have scripture tattoos
Speaker 1: and it's like what do you get fucking cool people
Speaker 1: on here? New quys. I just so let me ask
Speaker 1: you this, and this is going, this is going to
Speaker 1: Rob and Aaron. Did you like it better than the
Speaker 1: Bachelor or the Bachelorette? I think this year there's really
Speaker 1: bet aren't to me. I don't want to answer for you,
Speaker 1: but I feel like Jojo and then we're so boring.
Speaker 1: This was that. It was fun. It was the pressure
Speaker 1: was off. There wasn't win you know, yes, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was fun. I liked it because there was so many
Speaker 1: like after a while with the batch, like you get
Speaker 1: so you're like it's the same, you know, it's like
Speaker 1: the same every day. And I like that. There was
Speaker 1: so many different couples with all kinds of different stories.
Speaker 1: And then the adding in of people was so crazy
Speaker 1: to me, Like you just get kind of comfortable and
Speaker 1: you're figuring out and you're like what and then someone
Speaker 1: else comes in and you're like, who is that person?
Speaker 1: So I liked that dynamic it was. It was cheesy
Speaker 1: fun and how Haggard, How Haggard did that? That resort
Speaker 1: and that dancer where they proposed looks so read hard
Speaker 1: and put away wet. By the end of the season,
Speaker 1: there was it was the dirtiest looking hotel in Mexico.
Speaker 1: There is just stand jizz and like margarita and eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Oh just like you cannot sterilize play escad enough. That
Speaker 1: looks that dance floor wore they proposed they couldn't get
Speaker 1: a PA to come in and just sort of like
Speaker 1: clean it up a little bit. It looked like, you know,
Speaker 1: the end of a wedding, and like, have you've been
Speaker 1: at like an outdoor wedding and their stand and good
Speaker 1: and people have been dancing out of all my disgusting.
Speaker 1: It looks like like like spring break, like a spring
Speaker 1: break dance floor. It looked like it had seen fifty
Speaker 1: eight spring work. Uh yeah. And also during the proposals,
Speaker 1: we're talking about this before did um did Nick scratch
Speaker 1: his cornea? Did he have a bag of sand in
Speaker 1: his eyes? What was happening when he was not proposing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry skip? Did I skip ahead? No? No,
Speaker 1: you're we've we we've we've now like we raced through
Speaker 1: because we didn't want Rob to get arrested by an
Speaker 1: air marshal Tuly. Anything, anything is fair game at this point.
Speaker 1: Anything is fair game. Well didn't it? I mean, Nick,
Speaker 1: look everyone had I think he just had the sun
Speaker 1: in his eyes. And they told him not to wear
Speaker 1: sunglasses because they want to be able to see their faith,
Speaker 1: and so I think he just totally had the sun
Speaker 1: in his eyes. It probably was something simple, but it
Speaker 1: looked so like dramatic. It was like, what's going on
Speaker 1: with his eyes? Open my eyes because it's so fucking bright.
Speaker 1: That's how you looked like to me. I mean, he
Speaker 1: looks really hot. It looks like I wanted to fuck him,
Speaker 1: that's all. It looks like he was like attorney, He's like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're not Katie, I need to suck. Yes,
Speaker 1: he had it wrong, guys, I was okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: got robs a ladies and gentlemen. Rob save travels. I
Speaker 1: love you guys. When Nashville, Yes, Rob, Nashville, we love
Speaker 1: road trip, I love to road trip. We love you.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next season and we'll see you in Nashville.
Speaker 1: And wells his guest room. What a gent? What a gent?
Speaker 1: How about when boobs in the when the boobs in
Speaker 1: the Moonlight? Um, she left, you know, after getting dumped,
Speaker 1: and she was just like, I just it's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm upset, but I like I wrote this.
Speaker 1: So She's like, but I still want to see him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's like the definition of a
Speaker 1: breakup like that is. I was like, that's exactly what happens.
Speaker 1: You get dumped in New York, Like, but I still
Speaker 1: want to see him because you like you like him more? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got dumped this now this sheer fact. And that's
Speaker 1: a really good thing. Thank you, Anna, And I hope
Speaker 1: you get on one of those Mike. And that was
Speaker 1: a really good thing to point out about Lauren saying that, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: she's back, but like that's a good thing to point
Speaker 1: out about Lauren saying that, like the say he did
Speaker 1: get to go see her again, and then any like
Speaker 1: that makes me go, oh, Nick, you you're the old dude.
Speaker 1: Now you're moving back. If you was squared, you have
Speaker 1: like he should sound like a like a poison package.
Speaker 1: We don't know if we don't know if it's true, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's that's just what Lauren h said,
Speaker 1: But I don't know if someone else told me that.
Speaker 1: I too. I was watching it with two friends last
Speaker 1: night and they're like, we heard they're still dating. And
Speaker 1: then we were so confused because also Jen posted that
Speaker 1: um she posted on Twitter like oh god, and then
Speaker 1: it's like a gift of her drinking. It's amy humor
Speaker 1: drinking that giant wine glass. So it seemed like she
Speaker 1: had like good humor about it. But I don't know
Speaker 1: unless she's doing the wine glass. So that is so
Speaker 1: fucked up. Aaron, we missed you this season. I hated.
Speaker 1: I hated being away, especially since I was working like
Speaker 1: eighty hours and I'd come home like late, and Haggard
Speaker 1: and I would put it on and I would literally
Speaker 1: laugh for two hours because it was so ridiculous and
Speaker 1: the editing was making me laugh so hard, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is so much more fun to talk
Speaker 1: about than regular batch. And I couldn't be there that
Speaker 1: the Pizza Moon and they did the Pizza Moon and
Speaker 1: the dogs and the dogs. I think that was my
Speaker 1: favorite moment of the entire season, although maybe tied with
Speaker 1: Chicken Lady eating the chicken wings with the clucking sound.
Speaker 1: I literally I felt so bad for her, Like she
Speaker 1: comes in and she gets no time with anyone sound,
Speaker 1: and they basically just brought her into because somebody had
Speaker 1: a vision of that montage and they were right there, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we should get it would be funny to
Speaker 1: get the chicken enthusiasts and give her a place she
Speaker 1: would never eat seventy chicken wings on the beach. I
Speaker 1: know she didn't come across. That was that, And I
Speaker 1: have to say the the astrologer was bizarre. They're like,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, Susan Miller, do you have any questions?
Speaker 1: I was like, Yeah, who is Susan Miller. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of. I was like, we all supposed to know
Speaker 1: Susan Miller is Wait when much student was Susan Miller
Speaker 1: there where she she phoned in on the after show.
Speaker 1: Oh we don't talk about the after show. Sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: I watched the after show and she came on the
Speaker 1: after show and just basically said that, like, you know
Speaker 1: what you would script out for someone that's like, you know,
Speaker 1: to Jen, like looking for love, like you're gonna be
Speaker 1: like it was just sorry, I jumped right into the
Speaker 1: after show. Um, I just want to say overall to
Speaker 1: all of our listeners, can we just say this is
Speaker 1: truly the highlight of my week. Every week it thrilled
Speaker 1: me that people are listening. Thank you someone. It's been
Speaker 1: growing and growing and it truly. I was doing stand
Speaker 1: up this weekend. Oh my god, you guys, I was
Speaker 1: doing stand up this weekend a rooster teeth Feathers, and
Speaker 1: there were all of these people that came out and
Speaker 1: they were like wings your podcast, and that was many
Speaker 1: more excited. I felt like San I like it was
Speaker 1: meeting Santa Claus. I like, and they like and they loved.
Speaker 1: They were like, we love are we love? Katie and
Speaker 1: Anna like, it's just thank you to the listeners. We
Speaker 1: will be back. We will have to do pre show
Speaker 1: with Paget is now a new regular and Criminal Minds,
Speaker 1: where she would have been on today. Obviously, our Secretary
Speaker 1: State is not going anywhere, but we'll have to do again,
Speaker 1: hopefully a road from two wells It's House and Nashville,
Speaker 1: So we'll tweet that out when that happens, and then
Speaker 1: we will be back a week before whenever Nick starts.
Speaker 1: But truly, this is always the highlight of my week.
Speaker 1: And I didn't I gotta tell you one thing because
Speaker 1: I want you to. I just want you to hear
Speaker 1: this so you can comment on it. It was the
Speaker 1: very end of the of the of the Post show
Speaker 1: and they did a poll and it was like what
Speaker 1: couple do you like the best or like you know,
Speaker 1: and gave all these percentages and Evan and Carly were
Speaker 1: killing it. But they called you know, Josh and Amanda Jamanda,
Speaker 1: and then they made it Josh and Pizza and they
Speaker 1: called it Giza and they were both Jamanda and Josh
Speaker 1: and Pizza were both tied at six percent. And I
Speaker 1: was dying out, laughing, dying laughing. That to me was
Speaker 1: like the highlight. Jess and Jamanda. Everyone's just like screw
Speaker 1: Like they were really Josh and Pizza. We're almost as
Speaker 1: exciting as Josh and Amanda. I would have to pick,
Speaker 1: I would have to pick Geeza, I can maybe pick
Speaker 1: that up to seven percent? Yes, yes, um before we go,
Speaker 1: and we'll be doing the course our tweet of the week.
Speaker 1: But and thank you to anybody. Please subscribe them on
Speaker 1: iTunes so you know when we're back, and please email
Speaker 1: us Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Um, and and
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your comments. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: read a few and then we'll do tweet of the week.
Speaker 1: But Katie, Anna, Aaron, you all know how you're my
Speaker 1: cousin of like you're truly you guys are my best friends.
Speaker 1: And when Katie goes in there, when Katie goes in
Speaker 1: there to to actually be a contestant and infiltrate the
Speaker 1: Bastor house, that Katie, you kick the ship out of it. Anna.
Speaker 1: Your graphics Anna does are our flyers every week and
Speaker 1: fucking nailed it. I mean, oh, it's just been so
Speaker 1: fucking fun pageants and Joy Aaron, we love you so
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get back in the room with you. Um.
Speaker 1: So here's some of the comments on iTunes. Here's a
Speaker 1: new one five Stars by pug Mom x three one
Speaker 1: of my favorite podcasts ever. Five stars. This podcast, I
Speaker 1: have no words for it. It's that awesome. They're so funny,
Speaker 1: the guests are so great, and when I listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast, I feel like I'm watching and recapping the
Speaker 1: show with my best friends. Love it and you guys
Speaker 1: keep them coming. Well, that's nice. And I love Pugs.
Speaker 1: I love Pugs. We love Here's a few emails. I'll
Speaker 1: just read a couple of emails, and you guys, Katie energy,
Speaker 1: you just you can get through this season. Do you
Speaker 1: guys have anything you want to say? Um? There, you haven't.
Speaker 1: Folks have two professionals in the industry already been working
Speaker 1: on her like her, like Kitty shots for her nick video,
Speaker 1: and I like it. I'd like to fun Nicky you Katie.
Speaker 1: Just look out for next season. When we got Katie on,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just excited for Evan and Carly. I
Speaker 1: just want them to work out. I like them real
Speaker 1: I I came around on Evan. I always thought he
Speaker 1: was a little annoying and weird that I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I kind of like him. I think I don't know,
Speaker 1: he seems like here reminding me of some dudes I've
Speaker 1: been friends with, and I was like, yeah, I'm cheering
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah. I came around on Great Grace Grace,
Speaker 1: Great Grandfrian Grace. It's like Lantern Grace. I also came around,
Speaker 1: you know what. I liked their cat shoo. And I
Speaker 1: think we should all look out for Amanda because I
Speaker 1: feel like we're going to hear of a domestic violence dispute.
Speaker 1: I really, do you mean an accidentally about an hour
Speaker 1: away from us if we need to go do a
Speaker 1: rescue mission? Oh my god, you care? Like he kept
Speaker 1: referring to her as like his property, like this is
Speaker 1: my fiance, she's mine, And I was just like, she's
Speaker 1: christ You can't say anything without like the huskiest Manly's moment. Yeah, her,
Speaker 1: her sisters, and her girlfriends hate hand. Oh yeah, I hope. So.
Speaker 1: Um here's another. Here's an email from Lauren Nickerson. Don't
Speaker 1: let the pod die, Dear Arden. After recently discovering your podcast,
Speaker 1: it quickly rose no pun intended, to the top of
Speaker 1: my list. Tonight. I felt the inevitable pang of despair
Speaker 1: that not only will we one nation under Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: without shout out a little tough for that uma without
Speaker 1: Bachelor television programming until barring any Bachelor weddings, we have
Speaker 1: five couples on deck. That's true. We'll have to have
Speaker 1: podcasts if there's weddings, but we will also be without
Speaker 1: your podcast. Might you consider reporting on another reality show?
Speaker 1: Your pick? I will watch nearly anything if it means that.
Speaker 1: Might Commune still be a company, but your witty commentary
Speaker 1: and your hilarious guests. I even watched Silicon Valley after
Speaker 1: hearing Thomas Middle after only hearing Thomas Middle ditch on
Speaker 1: your podcast Aloha from Hawaii. Lauren. Well, Lauren, I mean
Speaker 1: we've discussed this before. We did discuss this between because
Speaker 1: because I'm obsessed. I mean, you know, I'm obsessed, I
Speaker 1: think and I feel with you. Because I'm jonesing and
Speaker 1: I'm a compulsive person, we decided to stick with the
Speaker 1: purity of the pot. Is that right, ladies? I have
Speaker 1: a question, when does the Ben and other? Lauren, that's stupid.
Speaker 1: There's another show. It's like, yeah, it's on freeform, it's
Speaker 1: going to be so bad, Well, then we should watch it.
Speaker 1: We should maybe watch one and if it's we could
Speaker 1: do like one and see what it's like. When is
Speaker 1: when is it? When is it on? What is it
Speaker 1: about their life? Yeah? And then then being the most
Speaker 1: boring whitebread cough All right, are you know what? I
Speaker 1: couldn't be talked to that because I hate them so much? Okay,
Speaker 1: Ben and Lauren Happily. Um, I'll do it, Jesus Camp too,
Speaker 1: Electric book. We will talk about it, guys, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about it. Okay, But it doesn't there's no it doesn't
Speaker 1: say when from mere date. It doesn't say when over
Speaker 1: I can do Oh you know what it says that.
Speaker 1: It says that. Then it says that Grant and Lace
Speaker 1: are going to appear on that, which makes it more intriguing.
Speaker 1: Um okay, So then um so yes, we will discuss.
Speaker 1: So that's why it's good to subscribe, So please subscribe.
Speaker 1: You'll know that if we're back with weird things like
Speaker 1: the wedding or maybe we're in Nashville or we're watching
Speaker 1: then Lauren Happily every after and then um okay, so
Speaker 1: then we have um we're gonna vote on tweet of
Speaker 1: the week and Anna as always has called the herd
Speaker 1: like the champion that she is. Um. But I'm going
Speaker 1: to read them and then you three get to vote,
Speaker 1: and if there's a tie or something, I will be
Speaker 1: the tiraker. Okay, he's really been. I'm gonna give that
Speaker 1: that which is at basebone one, I'm going to give you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be the m v P of the season
Speaker 1: because you may not like you may not win every week,
Speaker 1: but you always time juicy. You're always at least in
Speaker 1: the running and well played, well played stuff that can
Speaker 1: we give him a slow clop? Okay, okay, this is
Speaker 1: said that at marine Grant explains what Grace means, and
Speaker 1: Lace just realized they're in Mexico. Yes, it's meant to
Speaker 1: be housetag w y here. Okay, so Grant explains what
Speaker 1: Grace means, and Late's just realized they're in Mexico. Number
Speaker 1: two Robin Kern used to think it was drunkenness. Now
Speaker 1: realized Lace is just over blinking from the weight of
Speaker 1: her lashes. Those those lashes lasted a long time. Number
Speaker 1: three says that again, sorry, Amanda, Josh wants his own kids,
Speaker 1: so he's gonna have to put yours on a cheese pizza.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing, And you know what it didn't feel
Speaker 1: like he was like, one day, I want my own kids.
Speaker 1: He did kind of make that clear. These are just
Speaker 1: like secondary kids. Number four a thousand facets. Right when
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison got haired. Sorry, when Chris Hammerson hammered that sign,
Speaker 1: I was hoping it said, Okay, let me redo this.
Speaker 1: Back up. When Chris Harrison hammered that sign, I was
Speaker 1: hoping it said closed for disinfection. Okay, Lauren, we're at
Speaker 1: Laura Nick's nine, right. Josh and Amanda look like they're
Speaker 1: going to his daddy daughter dance Laddie Maddie's sterling Wrights
Speaker 1: flat twist. Essie is so nauseated because she's pregnant with
Speaker 1: lamps baby. Oh that's good. That's a good one. Lamps baby. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go back up. So here are the ones
Speaker 1: in the writing, Grant explained with Grace means and Lace
Speaker 1: just's realized they're in Mexico. Yes, it's meant to be.
Speaker 1: Number two. Used to think it was drunkenness, and I
Speaker 1: realized Lace is just over blinking from the weight of
Speaker 1: her lack shows. I like that one. Number three, Sorry, Amanda,
Speaker 1: Josh wants his own kids. So he's gonna have to
Speaker 1: put yours on a cheese pizza, like when Chris Harris
Speaker 1: in hemor that's fine. I was hoping it's it closed
Speaker 1: for disinfections. Josh and Amanda looks like they're going to
Speaker 1: a daddy daughter dance and plot twist is he so
Speaker 1: nausey because she's bringing it with lamps baby? What are
Speaker 1: our final two? I like the pizza, I'm about pizza.
Speaker 1: I like uh, I like pizza? And is he baby
Speaker 1: with lamp lamp baby? Is he's just nausey because she's
Speaker 1: picking with lamps baby? All Right, So we're going to
Speaker 1: give our winner for our final episode for our Bachelor
Speaker 1: Paradas episode. Sorry, Amanda, this is das Bone based one.
Speaker 1: You did it again? Ended the season strong? Sorry, Josh
Speaker 1: wants his own kids, so he's gonna have to put
Speaker 1: yours on a cheese pizza. And our runner up Maddie
Speaker 1: Sterling at MW muppet plot twist? Is he so nauty
Speaker 1: because she's pregnant with lamps baby? Guys and Mark Rivers,
Speaker 1: you're a theme song always? Oh yeah, yeah, guys, I
Speaker 1: hope the pizza thing doesn't actually happen, because wow, we
Speaker 1: want to dream if he ate her children, best toppings everywhere,
Speaker 1: I'm a man, he would deny it. The end of
Speaker 1: this season, Engaged would include the Erectile, Penis Expert, and lace.
Speaker 1: I love it. And you never know what's going to
Speaker 1: happen in paradise. What do you think Chad thinks? Chad's
Speaker 1: watching this just like from a mental institution. And I
Speaker 1: hope you know he's like punched a few holes in
Speaker 1: his wall. It's not going to be the Bachelor. Now
Speaker 1: that was amazing. Well, he'll be Bachelor when Trump is president.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, things could happen. Let's not joke around
Speaker 1: like I choose the Bachelor. Now I liked this guy, Chad,
Speaker 1: my man, Chad, he's mad, he meets quick to see.
Speaker 1: We could be like we could do like Trump's like
Speaker 1: like you know, secretary of Stage. Oh yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he'll be like on the Kenneth's head of the FBI.
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much for listening. Hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: see you before next season. But if we don't, this
Speaker 1: has been our marine, along with my co hosts, go
Speaker 1: out of it, because she's been in a whole in Texas,
Speaker 1: in Mexico and then Kandy and Anna. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much you guys doing the meantime. If you guys want
Speaker 1: to catch us, Aaron has a podcast called Sports Without Balls,
Speaker 1: and she's at Aaron fully Comic on Twitter. I'm at
Speaker 1: Ardon Marine on Twitter. M Y R I N. And
Speaker 1: if you want to see me in person, I will
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Speaker 1: handle it. He's Steve Martin comes on Tuesday. We started
Speaker 1: rehearsals yesterday. He comes on Tuesday for rehearsals. I can't
Speaker 1: even handle. But that tim hanging out next week. So
Speaker 1: um it's Craig Briarco and I And if you watch Unreal,
Speaker 1: he's Unreal and he's also watching The Bachelor, so he's
Speaker 1: gonna do our podcast next season. But um, so it's
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