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Speaker 1: Then Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Dork Stevenson

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Speaker 1: and it's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, America's favorite new

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Speaker 1: game show, Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask you the

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Speaker 1: question that everybody's talking about on the dot COM's today.

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Speaker 1: Call us up right now. Eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. Eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. I'm Dork Stevenson and it's

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Speaker 1: time to play the game. If what is today's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet question? Well, I'm glad you asked. Today's ridiculous Internet

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Speaker 1: question is what's the funniest thing you did as a

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Speaker 1: kid that your parents still talk about to this day.

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Speaker 1: Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: It's Ridiculous Internet Questions. And let's get to our first contestant, Ray.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Ray? How are you? I'm doing well. I

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Speaker 1: hope you guys are having a great week. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much for hoping that, right. I appreciate that. I

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Speaker 1: hope that for you too, And you just said you were,

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Speaker 1: so I guess I'm not hoping. I guess it's actually happening. Ray,

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Speaker 1: what is the funniest thing you did as a kid

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Speaker 1: that your parents still talk about to this day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've been film my mom path every year with Halloween.

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Speaker 1: She would always talk about, probably about my fourth Halloween

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Speaker 1: and somebody took the bag I was going to use,

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Speaker 1: and I just came out of nowhere. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know how I knew the accent, but I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: taking my bag, and if everyone just started dying. They

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Speaker 1: talk about it every year. My kids know about it now, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's taking my bag over here? Thanks for calling this

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Speaker 1: Ray eighty eight three three one six one eight eight

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one o six one. It's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet questions. Today's ridiculous Internet question is what's the funniest

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Speaker 1: thing you did as a kid that your parents still

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Speaker 1: talk about to this day. Christian Definitely. My mom loves

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Speaker 1: to bring up the story of the day I went

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Speaker 1: to kindergarten for the first time because I was always

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Speaker 1: obsessed with like airplanes growing up and always wanted to

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Speaker 1: be an airplane pilot. And then I go to kindergarten

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Speaker 1: for the first time, and I come home and I'm like, yo, mom, dilemma.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to be an airplane

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Speaker 1: pilot or a school bus driver. That's what I told her.

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Speaker 1: My mom was, well, just depends on how much money

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Speaker 1: you want to make fun and then that was her

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Speaker 1: funny story. And now I'm neither one of those things.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the radio top. Did you just say, dilemma

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Speaker 1: your job? Right at that kid? Right? I'm proud of myself.

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Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three one six one eight

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Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one oh six one. It's

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Speaker 1: ridiculous Internet questions. What's the funniest thing you did as

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Speaker 1: a kid that your parents still talk about to this day? Jeremy. So,

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Speaker 1: when I was in elementary school, the fifth graders all

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Speaker 1: decided to make a five foot snowball and roll it

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Speaker 1: down a hill, and I decided to be Superman and

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Speaker 1: hop in front of it, and they got stuck on me.

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Speaker 1: Did you roll down a hill in the snowball after that? No,

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Speaker 1: it stopped on top of me at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the hill. Was it funny? At the time. I went

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Speaker 1: to the hospital and ended up pulling a couple back

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Speaker 1: muscles and that was in crutches for probably two and

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Speaker 1: a half weeks. Oh my days, Oh my gosh, that

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Speaker 1: is a hilarious story. Jeremy snows that school, they made

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Speaker 1: a song about me. What and yeah, that's amazing. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how the song goes? You should know Jeremy

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Speaker 1: got run over by a snowball one day. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Good school, Jeremy. Hey, thanks for calling the eight at

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Speaker 1: eight one eight eight eight three three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Internet questions. What's the funniest thing you did as

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Speaker 1: a kid that your parents still talk about to this day? Bennett, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I was not in elementary school. I was probably

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Speaker 1: like twelve or thirteen. Perfect for the holidays. It was

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Speaker 1: happened during Thanksgiving, so it gets brought up every Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: But um my mom she would cook the night before,

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Speaker 1: get everything prepared the night before, and like put it

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Speaker 1: in our refrigerator in the basement. So she cooked this

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Speaker 1: like really large ham, and she was like, hey, Bennet,

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Speaker 1: could you like bring this down with your brother? Bring

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Speaker 1: this downstairs and put in the fridge. And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could do it, but I'm gonna do it by myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong. I got this. I dropped the ham down

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Speaker 1: the basement stairs. It rolls all the way down the

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Speaker 1: basement stairs. It wasn't funny at the time, but we

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Speaker 1: look back and we laugh at it now. But there

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Speaker 1: was no ham that Thanksgiving. No mom was like, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna eat the ham. We're gonna eat the turkey. An

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Speaker 1: adult that goes to the club and drops the ham

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Speaker 1: the same way. Three four, three, one o six one.

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Internet questions, what's the funniest thing you did as

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Speaker 1: a kid that your parents still talk about to this day? Megan, Yes,

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Speaker 1: what is the funniest thing you did is get your

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Speaker 1: parents still talk about the day? It was actually the

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Speaker 1: nice sister. We were at one of those little drive

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Speaker 1: her head and food where you can get out and

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Speaker 1: head the animal, shoot his prayer four holding cans of bagdad.

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Speaker 1: He started and her head was right and lying with

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Speaker 1: that and then she project child. That's amazing. It was

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Speaker 1: that bad that he literally made his kid puke. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing you don't think about. Kids are right there

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Speaker 1: in a danger zone. Oh right, like if you were that,

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Speaker 1: if you're a kid, they're walking around all day and

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Speaker 1: the smells, Oh that's hilarious. Visual of your sister just

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Speaker 1: project out coming out. It was amazing. Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for that phone called the Jebel show on demand