1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit. Okay, biscuit. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 1: Is it already that time of the week? 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 2: Is it a hero? 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're talking 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: about our hero of the week. It's a twenty seven 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: year old guy named Tony Klaymar. He just got married 7 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: and was on his honeymoon with his wife. 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 3: That's nice, Jack. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: And he wanted to share a bunch of pictures from 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: their trip, so in a group taxi sent about twenty 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: vacation photos to their friends and family. 12 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's a little match. 13 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 2: Pick a couple that. 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: Are the best. Accidentally including one of his wife topless 15 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 1: in the hot tow. 16 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 2: Yeh, yeah, Tony. 17 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: It was an accident. He apologized immediately. Oh my god, 18 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: she's so livid, but it started causing drama amongst family members. 19 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 3: Oh why, I mean, it's kind of funny. 20 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: Well like her, who probably didn't want to see a 21 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: photo of his daughter like that. 22 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 3: I feel like my dad wouldn't know how to go 23 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 3: through a twenty pick gallery that someone set him. 24 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: Luckily, for Tony, her back was slightly turned away from 25 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: the camera, so you couldn't really see everything, but it 26 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: was still a pretty race. It was gad we will 27 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: have the photo up on the brook and Jeff, oh no, 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: we're not going to post this one. Okay, Well, I 29 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: think still go there anyway. It's still a good Instagram site. Yeah, 30 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: one of the best. Definitely on the top one. 31 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 3: So many topless people there. 32 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: The wife was a little bit embarrassed, but ultimately she 33 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: thought the whole thing was pretty funny. People onlines, I 34 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: don't worry about it. It was your honeymoon. This is 35 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: all gonna blow over soon. 36 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 3: Totally. You look amazing, I'm sure, because you always look 37 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 3: the best right before your wedding. So your honeymoon, I mean, 38 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 3: I'm sure you're looking fire girl. 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking maybe we should take some tasteful photos 40 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: looking out the studio window wearing a dog shot. Come 41 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: and only a dog shot digital, Jake, get those cameras ready, 42 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: and then right after you ask us privia question, we're 43 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: gonna do this top side. 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 2: In the legal system, they have a policy called innocent 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: till proven guilty. Well, in the trivia system, we have 46 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 2: a similar policy, idiocy till proven smart. Because today is 47 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 2: National ask a Stupid Question Day, this is your chance 48 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: to prove to the listeners, into the entire world that 49 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 2: you're not as dumb as people think you are, or 50 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 2: you think we are pretty dumb. So we'll go around 51 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 2: the room asking you painfully easy questions you'd have to 52 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 2: be stupid to get wrong. It's a special no duh 53 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 2: edition of the one and done shot Collar Question of the. 54 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: Day, Like an idiot, that's why. 55 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: All right, Alexis, it's your turn. And much like the 56 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 2: twenty twelve Academy Award nominees for Best Director, no help. 57 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: Okay, don't ask me who those are. 58 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 3: It was a joke about a movie. 59 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, Alexis, here's your question. In which 60 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 2: war did the United States when it's independence? Was it 61 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: A the War of Mexico which gave us the line 62 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 2: on the map, B the Civil War? Or C the 63 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 2: Revolutionary War? 64 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: Okay? 65 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: I noticed one, But then, like you said, am I 66 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 2: gonna overthink it now? 67 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: And I'm dumb? That's the hard It has to be 68 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: the Revolutionary War, Jake. 69 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 2: I don't even I'm not eve gonna go through. 70 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: Whie the other options don't work because that I'll make 71 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: myself some dumber. Okay, mine didn't appear on the maps 72 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: until we fought Mexico and then all of a sudden, 73 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: remember when Mexico all the tea in the harbor. Okay, 74 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: Mexico City tequila, plardie, you're going revolutionary war? 75 00:03:59,120 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 3: Yes? 76 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 2: Are you sure? What's the said revolutionary war? That is? 77 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 3: Yes? 78 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 2: Correct? J tried that, all right, Jose? On average, a 79 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 2: woman menstruates for how long during their lifetime? 80 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: Is it? 81 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 2: This is total? Is it a seven weeks, B, seven 82 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 2: months or c seven years? And I've been asked my 83 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: management for you to please keep it PG and not gross. 84 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, educate us on the female anatomy. 85 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 2: Yes, seven weeks, seven months, or seven years? 86 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 3: What's the average length of a monthly menstruation? 87 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 2: I don't know. 88 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: It's just funny to talk about. 89 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 3: I don't think it's actually makes me really angry and 90 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 3: pretty moody. 91 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: I voted that we outlaw it. God, I'd love that. 92 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 3: I'd actually vote with you. 93 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, we can get rid of this thing, trust me. 94 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,239 Speaker 1: Hap once a month, right then it can't be weeks 95 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 1: or years. 96 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 2: I mean seven weeks or seven months. 97 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with seven years. 98 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're in Jose's unique blind spot of 99 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 2: women's bodies and math. And he said, he said, seven years. 100 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 2: That is Oh god, that's correct, over a lifetime seven years. 101 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 3: This sounds so terrible. 102 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 2: All right, brook it's your turn. 103 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, Brooke. 104 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 2: It's been approximately how long since the dinosaurs went extinct? 105 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: Oh? 106 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 2: Is it A six point five million years? B. Sixty 107 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 2: five million years or c. Six hundred and fifty million years? 108 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 3: Okay, dinosaurs. Here's the thing that I always find fascinating 109 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 3: when we read all these dinosaur books, because that's the 110 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 3: thing about being a parent, you get to relearn all 111 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 3: of this STUFFE. 112 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: Is how long the dinosaurs were on this planet. 113 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 3: They were here for a minut long long time, from 114 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 3: the beginning to the end. 115 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: Of those guys, almost as long as this is taking 116 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: you to. 117 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 3: Answer the question, I think I'm gonna go, sixty five 118 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 3: million years. 119 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 2: Jake Brooks said, sixty five million years. That is correct. 120 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 2: Three for three, painfully easy. You guys are nailing it, Jeffrey. 121 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 2: It's up to you. Don't blow it, okay, jeff According 122 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: to historical estimates, Ben Franklin had twenty four what was 123 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:28,799 Speaker 2: it A twenty four different wives, B twenty four original 124 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 2: teeth or c. Twenty four illegitimate children. 125 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: This is a proof that you're not stupid. 126 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 2: One. 127 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: Does the average person know intimate details of Benjamin Franklin's 128 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,840 Speaker 1: dental records in his dating history. 129 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 2: That's the average person knows that. 130 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 3: Can I just say, we've been doing a lot of 131 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 3: Hamilton in our house lately, and him and Aaron. 132 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: Burr were just lady in it up all over the 133 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,920 Speaker 1: don't imagine anybody in power even now tends to get 134 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 1: a little bit more action. 135 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 2: Guys back then when women. 136 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: Had no riots, Oh my god, well exactly. I mean 137 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: they were busy menstruating for seven years. What are we 138 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: supposed to do? So, yes, of course Benjamin Franklin is 139 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: gonna have ladies on the side. He's not gonna have 140 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 1: twenty seven wives because this is a Christian country that 141 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: they founded, and that's very very true. You weren't allowed 142 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: to do it. So it's not the wives. I'm guessing 143 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: genetically he has to have more than twenty fourteen, because 144 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: that's not enough. I'm saying he had twenty four illegitimate 145 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: kids with ladies on the side. 146 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, twenty four illegitimate children. 147 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: That is Jake gets shocked that's correct. Thank god, We're 148 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: not as dumb as everybody thinks we are, so we're safe. 149 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: Digital Jake has taken the shock somebody wanted to hear, 150 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: never gonna give you up? Rick Astley, who were going 151 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 1: to everybody? 152 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 2: I just want to tell you howpy and gonna make 153 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 2: you understand, never gonna give you I loved it. 154 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: We did, guys, we got We're so smart. 155 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 2: People smart we are. 156 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the day. Phone taps 157 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,160 Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.