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Speaker 1: Jebels second day. When I think of hot first dates,
Speaker 1: I think of one thing. Hot melted cheese dripping from
Speaker 1: a piece of cauliflower at the end of a really
Speaker 1: long skinny fork. Oops. Oops, did I get some of
Speaker 1: that cheese on my bare chest? And now I have
Speaker 1: a third degree burn because we're eating fondue together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, baby. I should probably seek medical attention, but
Speaker 1: I'm not going to until this meal is done. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna get out of my head at Yes.
Speaker 1: Sexy first date on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update today is a girl name Live and that's apparently
Speaker 1: what she did on her first date with a guy
Speaker 1: named Mark. They went out for fondue. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was as sexy as I made it sound,
Speaker 1: but that's at least what she said they did in
Speaker 1: her email Live, How are you? I'm good? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Was that a really good recap of your date? It
Speaker 1: was so accurate? It so your email said that you
Speaker 1: met the guy you want to call today off of Tinder,
Speaker 1: and you guys went out for fondu. Yeah we did,
Speaker 1: and yeah I did, all right? And did you like
Speaker 1: him a lot? I really did. He was really funny
Speaker 1: and you kept burning things and dropping things, and I
Speaker 1: just liked that vulnerability. How do you burn something with
Speaker 1: fond though, because it's all just like liquid broth at
Speaker 1: the bottom of the pot? Man got scored. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't understand at all what you mean, but all right,
Speaker 1: we'll go with it. So you liked him? How many
Speaker 1: times did you guys talk before you actually went out?
Speaker 1: Since you guys met off tender? We hated on Tinder
Speaker 1: for a long time, but that was our first date.
Speaker 1: And what was it about him on Tinder? I just
Speaker 1: thought his pictures were cute and his profile was good
Speaker 1: and he did look like his picture, which was nice
Speaker 1: for one. Yeah, that's always refreshing, and you look like yours,
Speaker 1: of course I do. So tell us about your actual
Speaker 1: date with him. Did you go to a fondue restaurant
Speaker 1: or did you make fundu at home? We went to
Speaker 1: a restaurant and it was really fun and I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to him some more. But I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, instead of buying another bottle of wine, why
Speaker 1: didn't you just come over because I have some wine
Speaker 1: at my house, you know. Yeah, we know you're a
Speaker 1: little bit of a bait to get him back to
Speaker 1: your place. Yeah, he totally came over and we had
Speaker 1: another bottle of wine and and made out for a while.
Speaker 1: Do you think that it was just like a tinder
Speaker 1: hook up? Though? I don't think so, because we went
Speaker 1: to dinner. Oh, because we ain't, so couldn't possibly. Well,
Speaker 1: did you guys hook up? You didn't. You just said
Speaker 1: you made out and drank wine. You know, we did
Speaker 1: not hook up. Well, he could have if he wanted to,
Speaker 1: he would have made a play for it. So did
Speaker 1: he not try at all? You know? I thought that
Speaker 1: things were gonna go in that direction, but h but
Speaker 1: he said he had to work early, and so he
Speaker 1: took off. But it was only like nine five when
Speaker 1: it left. Yeah, that is pretty early. Have you heard
Speaker 1: from him at all? Since we were We were texting
Speaker 1: back and forth a little bit, and then I asked
Speaker 1: him when he wanted to go out again, and that's
Speaker 1: when I didn't hear from him anymore. Oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 1: You guys are texting and then you go, hey, let's
Speaker 1: go out and then you get nothing back. How many
Speaker 1: times have you pulled up that text message alone just
Speaker 1: to stare at it, going like, what did I stay wrong?
Speaker 1: Shut up a lot? Yeah? Yeah, when he left your
Speaker 1: house and he leave abruptly, No, he just excused him.
Speaker 1: It was polite, but it was a little abrupt. But
Speaker 1: he was still flirting with you via text after that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little, a little, a little bit until you asked
Speaker 1: him out and then you got nothing. Yeah. And how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you heard from him since
Speaker 1: our text conversation. It's been about a week. About a week, okay.
Speaker 1: And is there anything that you can think of that
Speaker 1: would make him not want to go out with you again? No?
Speaker 1: I mean the date was good. I looked hot. No,
Speaker 1: it was good conversation, good smoochin. I mean, like I said,
Speaker 1: I looked super hot. It's always a plus. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update, all right, hang up. Looking Jubil
Speaker 1: in the Morning Live is on the phone with us.
Speaker 1: She wants us to call a guy named Mark. Today.
Speaker 1: They met off a tender when out had some FONDU
Speaker 1: went back to her place, made out a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then at some point he said, I gotta get
Speaker 1: up early for work and left. And now she's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back from him Live. If you're as
Speaker 1: hot as you say you are, I don't understand why
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back because Live told us she's
Speaker 1: hot at least four times in the first segment for
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update Live. Since we talked to you
Speaker 1: just a second ago, are you still hot and still modesties?
Speaker 1: Is there any chance that maybe if you were to
Speaker 1: redo this again, you wouldn't move so fast with the guy.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's what went wrong? I mean it
Speaker 1: was just neckan. Yeah. I just say she said like, well,
Speaker 1: it's for the take it if he wants it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't announce that he could have gotten Micky. I
Speaker 1: just know that I was interested. All right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him right now, get him on the phone
Speaker 1: and get your second Date update. Okay, Okay, all we go.
Speaker 1: Ooh can I speak to Mark please? This is Mark, Hey, Mark,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Jubil, Yeah, from what Brooke and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm calling you because we recently got
Speaker 1: an email about you from one of our listeners. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: you recently went out with somebody and aren't calling them back,
Speaker 1: and they asked us to get you on the phone. Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: any idea who I might be talking about? Oh Man?
Speaker 1: Might her name be Live? It might o? Man? Live
Speaker 1: emailed us and said that you guys had a really
Speaker 1: good time and she's confused why you won't text or
Speaker 1: call her back? Oh man, that is terrifying. No, she
Speaker 1: doesn't understand why. Uh did you say it's terrifying if
Speaker 1: she doesn't understand why. Yeah, like that, she doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: It's weird? Okay, can you do us the favor and
Speaker 1: tell us why? She wants to know? And now I
Speaker 1: really want to know. Well, I mean, you know, we
Speaker 1: go to dinner. It's a little fun dude place, which
Speaker 1: is cool. She's a fun you know, and she's pretty hot,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like she's hot. We actually
Speaker 1: talked to her and she did mention that she was
Speaker 1: looking very hot that night and that she's hot and
Speaker 1: it's weird that you're not calling her back because she's hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just kept going through my head, like how was
Speaker 1: this woman's single? Like this is the kind of person
Speaker 1: you see with like a basketball player, like a professional
Speaker 1: basketball player. Like she's like really hot, it's super hot.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like dumb hot. You know. Is that
Speaker 1: why you're not calling her back? Because you think that
Speaker 1: she's dumb? No? No, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: not literally stupid hot. Oh you mean like you feel
Speaker 1: stupid when you look at them. Okay, well if she's
Speaker 1: so hot, then why are you blowing her off? I
Speaker 1: mean I know, like this is the thing people say
Speaker 1: crazy eyes, but like she definitely had crazy eyes. Then
Speaker 1: why why would you go back to her house? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, my thing is like they're just sort of
Speaker 1: quirky and weird. It's like, all right, we can have
Speaker 1: sex once, but I'm definitely not gonna like call you again. Well,
Speaker 1: once you got back to her house, what made you
Speaker 1: finally decide to leave? Because she told us that you
Speaker 1: sort of you guys are making out and you kind
Speaker 1: of shut it down early and went home. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean honestly that like the making out was fine, it
Speaker 1: was good. It was like a lot of energy, and
Speaker 1: then she goes she like stops and she looks at
Speaker 1: me like those eyes, and she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm late. And at first I'm thinking, like she's late
Speaker 1: for a period. Yeah, that's the hard thing that you
Speaker 1: think of whenever a girl says I'm like, that's the
Speaker 1: first thing that pops into my mind. There's no way
Speaker 1: I could have got your pregnant. Just want you to
Speaker 1: let you know we've just been making out. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't even care. I was just like going through like
Speaker 1: the boring normal things that could have been. And then
Speaker 1: she like runs upstairs. She has a three story townhouse,
Speaker 1: and she opens the balcony and she has this like
Speaker 1: it's like a bag of breadcrumbs. She just like sprinkling
Speaker 1: them around, and I'm like, what is going on. She's
Speaker 1: not saying a word, okay, And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: these crows just starts swooping in like they were just waiting,
Speaker 1: they were waiting for her, and and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this woman feeds crows. So she was
Speaker 1: feeding the crows. Yeah, And She's like, I have to
Speaker 1: feed them. I have to feed them. I love them.
Speaker 1: I love my crows to come. And I see them
Speaker 1: that's weird. And she was talking to them and she
Speaker 1: didn't even do like a weird baby voice to make
Speaker 1: it feel animated. She like used her normal voice to
Speaker 1: talk to them, I mean, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I gotta make this is weird. So after she after
Speaker 1: she fed her pet crows, did you continue to make
Speaker 1: out with her? I mean she tried, you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, she went in for it, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: we make into this a little longer, but like just
Speaker 1: to stop keeps going through my head. It's like she's closed,
Speaker 1: she's got pet crows. I just don't want to. I
Speaker 1: can't stand by that behavior, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I like, Hey, this is my girlfriend, Liz. She feeds crows.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, all right, Well, how would you handle it
Speaker 1: if I told you that she's on the phone listening
Speaker 1: right now? Are you sire? What? Yep, she's been listening
Speaker 1: to this entire conversation, say I live, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Yeah? You didn't call
Speaker 1: me back, and so I really wanted to find out
Speaker 1: what was up. Yeah, I mean, I guess if you
Speaker 1: were listening you've just heard, you could have told me
Speaker 1: instead of just ignore me. What he supposed to say.
Speaker 1: You know, I think it's really unhealthy. And streams that
Speaker 1: you feed natural scavengers um are terrifying and don't get yours.
Speaker 1: Don't understand why crows bother you so much. The crows
Speaker 1: themselves do not bother me. Me thinking about myself dating
Speaker 1: a woman who feeds crows in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night bothers me. Crows and to me, I don't go
Speaker 1: to the crows. The crows come to me. That's great.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you're gonna have an easy time attracting
Speaker 1: a mate who loves feeding crows. What you want to
Speaker 1: beat crows with? Some dude who like his name is
Speaker 1: Raven and he just gets it. You guys like yeah,
Speaker 1: from the crows creatures, they mate for life. They're beautiful.
Speaker 1: You have a lot to me. We are not going
Speaker 1: to mate for life. We would argue for life. You
Speaker 1: know what, Mark, You're so judgmental and you have to
Speaker 1: live with that. I do. I am judgmental, and I
Speaker 1: do live with it because it helps me prevent myself
Speaker 1: from dating crow ladies. Mark. And don't you think though,
Speaker 1: I mean, for once, like you have a hot girl
Speaker 1: that is interesting once? What are you talking me on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like you were going off about how
Speaker 1: beautiful she was and that it's amazing to meet a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman who's not dumb like she's got some other
Speaker 1: stuff going on. That that is the most depressing description
Speaker 1: of dating someone. Oh yeah, she's beautiful like, but you
Speaker 1: know she's nuts like she's got a few things going on. Oh. Mark,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna try anymore because I don't want
Speaker 1: to date you anymore. And I don't let you know
Speaker 1: that crows they remember faces. Do you just remember that
Speaker 1: they remember human faces? Are you threatening Mark with crows now? Live? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not threatening him. I'm just letting him know that
Speaker 1: the crows they're gonna remember. Okay, you know what if
Speaker 1: I see a crow in my neighborhood, because whatever black
Speaker 1: magic you're just trying to do on me right now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get really pissed off. Okay, every crow that
Speaker 1: Mark sees from now on is going to think that
Speaker 1: you're sticking on him Live. Yeah, you're making this worse
Speaker 1: for crows. Live. Well, at this point I probably have
Speaker 1: to ask the question, anyway, Mark, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Live again? I will pay for a
Speaker 1: second date for you guys, God, have you not been
Speaker 1: listening to the last five minutes of our conversation. You
Speaker 1: know what, No, I don't want to go with you anymore.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't kidding about the crows. They really are
Speaker 1: going to remember you. Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: All right, well Mark, thank you for your time. Good
Speaker 1: luck with everything, Okay, thanks? All right? Hey live Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're cool, right me and you? Yeah, alright. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to piss you in the Crow's off off
Speaker 1: broken Jupil in the morning.