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Speaker 1: He's another Jewels twenty. I'm moving. Hello. Yeah, is this

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Speaker 1: James's girlfriend? Yes? Yeah? What's your deal? I'm sorry? Who

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Speaker 1: is this? This is Christian, your boyfriend's trainer from the gym? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you think you're trying to do? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? James was in here earlier today and

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Speaker 1: he was struggling again because of you. Before he left,

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Speaker 1: I said, give me your girlfriend's number. I need to

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Speaker 1: call her about something. What like? Who? Oh? What? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: Are you seriously going to play done with me? I

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Speaker 1: am not playing anything you're talking about. Earlier today, I

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Speaker 1: was having James do his burpies and he could barely

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Speaker 1: even finish one burpie? How is that my problem? And

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Speaker 1: what does that have to do with me? You know

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Speaker 1: how embarrassing it is for me as a trainer at

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Speaker 1: the gym to have one of my clients not even

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Speaker 1: be able to do ten burpies before he pukes. I

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Speaker 1: look like an ass in front of everybody. Well you're

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Speaker 1: acting like an ass right now. What does that have

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Speaker 1: to do with me? I'll tell you why, sweetheart. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Because I was talking to him and he told me

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Speaker 1: that he was feeling a little heavy today and couldn't

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Speaker 1: really do his exercises because you made him spaghetti for

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Speaker 1: dinner last night? Is that true? I need spaghetti for

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Speaker 1: dinner last night, But what does that have to do

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Speaker 1: with his training? Back off, seriously, I'm James is an adult.

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Speaker 1: He can eat whatever he likes. This is none of

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Speaker 1: your biss Excuse me? Are you his girlfriend? Have you

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Speaker 1: not seen that I gave him a meal plan. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he told me about his meal plan. But he's an adult.

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Speaker 1: If he wants to have a cheat night, he can

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Speaker 1: have a cheat night. Excuse me. I didn't approve him

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Speaker 1: having a cheat night. And then you go and make

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Speaker 1: him spaghetti and then he eats it and he can't

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Speaker 1: work out. Results are like eighty percent about your diet

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Speaker 1: and you just everything up. Well, that's his decision, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: You're ruining his progress. He's skank and I won't have it.

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Speaker 1: I excuse me. Here's the deal, sweetheart. I am a

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Speaker 1: good trainer and I get results. You're a horrible person.

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Speaker 1: Why are you harassing me like this? I get results,

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Speaker 1: and when somebody tries to mess with my livelihood like

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Speaker 1: you've done, I won't stand for it because if I

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Speaker 1: have other clients that see your dumpy ass boyfriend walking

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Speaker 1: out of the gym. They're not going to think I'm

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Speaker 1: a good trainer. Excuse me? Who talks about their clients

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Speaker 1: like that? I do. I'm truthful him. You said that,

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Speaker 1: Oh he knows. I tell him every time he comes in.

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Speaker 1: I said, are you, dumpy ass ready to work out?

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Speaker 1: Or what's between him and you? But you shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: calling me and harassing me. He's going to hear about that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well you shouldn't be trying to sabotage me by making

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Speaker 1: him carves. And I bet it was probably like at

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Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night too, wasn't it? What the hell

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Speaker 1: he wants to eat? He doesn't know, he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: you know him. He's a dumbass. He is a grown man.

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Speaker 1: He can eat whatever he wants. He's a dumb ass,

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Speaker 1: and he needs your help. But obviously i'm you can

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Speaker 1: tell him he's a dumb ass. He knows. I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: dumb ass, make sure that you're not eating carbs after

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock. And what does he do? He goes home

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Speaker 1: to his girlfriend who doesn't give a about him, and

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Speaker 1: she makes him spaghetti and then he comes in the

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Speaker 1: next day and can't work out. You don't about him? Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I love him. You know what I asked him the

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Speaker 1: other as it's showed me a picture of your girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: And he showed me a picture on his phone and

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Speaker 1: I was not impressed at all. I don't give So

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Speaker 1: you know what my goal is now, I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: him in shape and I'm gonna get him to find

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Speaker 1: a better girlfriend. What do you think about that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to come down there to

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Speaker 1: day and talk to your manager. Good do it. We'll

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Speaker 1: sign you up at a fitness plan. Get you in shape. Bag.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming down there to work out. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come kick your ass. I'd love to see you try

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Speaker 1: to kick my ass. You know how good my cardio is.

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Speaker 1: You know how good it is? Seriously about your cardio.

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Speaker 1: You would never even catch me. I would run away

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Speaker 1: so quick. Oh and by the way, I teach a

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Speaker 1: fitness kickboxing class every Wednesday. Bitch, Okay, what I've ever

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Speaker 1: gotten around? How's kick to the head in his zoomba class?

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Speaker 1: Try me. I will zoom, but you're as clients or something.

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Speaker 1: I will zoom, but you're asked, do you want to

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Speaker 1: be zoom Bad? What? Yeah, No, I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 1: I will zoom bay you. Oh my god, zooma? You

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? I listening zoomba seven people last

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Speaker 1: week and they couldn't take it. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about that. This is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Wait what? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand. What are you talking about? Your boyfriend James

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Speaker 1: set you up for a prank phone call? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Did this? Yeah? He says he's been giving

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Speaker 1: you a bad time for not helping him lose weight,

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Speaker 1: and he just started with a personal trainer. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe he did this to me. Were you scared that

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Speaker 1: you were going to get zoom Bad? If I had

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Speaker 1: known what zoomed was, I might have been scared. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're about to get zoom But for not knowing what

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Speaker 1: Zoomba it is, you're ridiculous. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On

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Speaker 1: Ruben ninety two point five