WEBVTT - Drew Hates Enya

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<v Speaker 1>I want to him and a group. Sometimes the man

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<v Speaker 1>has to take control.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true. Like as a girl, sometimes I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Like my boob is getting more blood

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<v Speaker 2>than my brain, so I like can't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard for you to understand certain things. I get it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm glad you get that. Yeah, especially when you're

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<v Speaker 1>making milk in there constantly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I have to like feed the village. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have time.

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<v Speaker 1>The village.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 1>To this episode, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know as I said it, I was like, we haven't

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<v Speaker 2>made that mistake in like so long. We said that

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<v Speaker 2>for the first like thirty episode until we realized that

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<v Speaker 2>was not correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, welcome back to Emergency Intercom. This episode, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a doozy for you.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say that and then follow it with nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like so anticlimactic. The first thing I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about is old people. Oh, it's not based on that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just got back from New York and on

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<v Speaker 2>my flight, it like this lady next to me reminded

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<v Speaker 2>me of my grandma. And this freaks me out about

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<v Speaker 2>old people is the fact that they can just sit

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<v Speaker 2>and do nothing for like five hours. Straight like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't grow up with an iPhone in their hand,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I actually, if I don't have an iPhone in

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<v Speaker 1>my hand every five seconds, I actually don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm to do. Like I have my iPhone charging on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the room right now, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>normally in my pocket, and I actually feel naked without it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because it's like the tick to pull it out

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<v Speaker 2>and like swipe through like eight million apps for like

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<v Speaker 2>any sign of like serotonin or don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean you can get serotonin depletion.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the lady next to me on the plane

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<v Speaker 2>literally sat there for five hours doing nothing, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>went to sleep and she was looking straight with her

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hands on the tray, And when I woke up,

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<v Speaker 2>she was still doing this. She literally was a little robot.

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<v Speaker 2>She was just like rebooting and like re cooading.

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<v Speaker 1>Our neighbor just took a flash photo of them through

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<v Speaker 1>the wind that was fucking so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we go stop him or should we just let

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<v Speaker 2>him have that for his enjoyment?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he can see it my skirt. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't Oh my god, you're catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleigh today I'm wearing this baby doll dress that because

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<v Speaker 2>of my big boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it supposed to be pink?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pink, the light pink color. Because I have

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<v Speaker 2>too many white dresses that look like this. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Kay's doing the thing where he's covering my body with

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<v Speaker 2>his hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's good for.

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<v Speaker 2>Him because he's scared. He's look at my boo.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's been hella jealous recently.

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<v Speaker 3>What did he do?

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<v Speaker 1>What did he do so jealous of me?

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<v Speaker 2>He's territorial. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy, and I giving like, I never even said

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<v Speaker 1>yes to anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, y'all were never like exclusive. So you're being

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<v Speaker 2>obsessive and you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Treating me like we were exclusive.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I was very clear from the beginning. I

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<v Speaker 1>was very clear. I want nothing out of this except

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<v Speaker 1>a whole.

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<v Speaker 2>And it doesn't matter that Drew was like taking you

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<v Speaker 2>on dates and like listening to you talk all the

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<v Speaker 2>time and emotionally tending to you and like picked you

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<v Speaker 2>up from the airport every time you landed, and like

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<v Speaker 2>all this stuff Like that doesn't mean you're dating. That

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<v Speaker 2>literally just means that he's gonna fuck you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And you're crazy you're so obsessed.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not crazy. He treated me. I've never been treated

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<v Speaker 4>like that. And I mean, I guess he did only

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<v Speaker 4>refer to me.

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<v Speaker 2>As whole and that, and that's his fault that you've

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<v Speaker 2>never been treated stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like playing with me right now. Can you see

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<v Speaker 4>you what he's doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he wants to fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to leap all those outwards out.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, he wants your whole, he wants your he

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<v Speaker 2>wants your slimy little hole, the whole slimy and ready

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<v Speaker 2>for my And like, hey, my friend over there literally

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<v Speaker 2>wants your slimy, slippery hole ready and spread for him

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<v Speaker 2>later tonight. Are you willing to do that or not?

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<v Speaker 4>Like when Drew looked at me, I left snail trails

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<v Speaker 4>on my on my seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god, they're like this fake leather that we could

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<v Speaker 2>just wipe clean with like liol because it's always sticky clean.

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<v Speaker 2>You lick his sweaty hole.

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<v Speaker 4>When I when I saw that TikTok of you and Joside, like,

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<v Speaker 4>it really fucked me up. And honestly, I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>you owe me an apology.

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<v Speaker 5>Josiah kiro fighting, Oh my god, Okay, not to take sides,

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<v Speaker 5>but he made a really good point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I've been.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh for a year.

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<v Speaker 2>But enough about you slutty holes. Old people. They fucking

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<v Speaker 2>scare me. Actually no, I used to like fucking hate

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<v Speaker 2>old people, but then I had a moment where I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I like liked them in like a mean way.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like almost like pitying old people, which I

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't do because they're like literally three times my senior,

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<v Speaker 2>so I should be like, wow, you have so much

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<v Speaker 2>to share, But like, I just can't help feel bad

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<v Speaker 2>old people.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's mean, I can't even say it. I half

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<v Speaker 1>of them don't even remember all their wisdom.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's kind of true, dude. It actually makes

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<v Speaker 2>me so sad. Like when I see old people, I'm like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're just like you're in it for like the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck of it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like dead ass. It's like like are you still here?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I love, love, love of my grandparents, but sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>My grandma isn't old enough that I'm like, damn, like

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<v Speaker 2>why are you still like kicking rocks right now? But

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen old people where I'm like, Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 2>pushing it, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Gave that life to a newborn, like make some room, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>This may be the most problematic shit we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Said on this because it's like Hella ages, Yeah, well okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I just have a lot of rage for old people

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<v Speaker 2>because this old fucking cunt was a bitch to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me at actually the most shocking moment I've ever experienced,

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<v Speaker 1>Like like I'll explain it. So we were walking in

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<v Speaker 1>the Starbucks and me and Josi were trailing behind Enya

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<v Speaker 1>and and you went in before us and was holding

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<v Speaker 1>the door for us. And then this old bag walked

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<v Speaker 1>up with her stupid fucking Kelly Burkin like and her

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<v Speaker 1>stupid jump suit track.

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<v Speaker 2>Suit Lululemon, like the one that makes like look like

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<v Speaker 2>give it up, give it up, girl, you're pushing it.

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<v Speaker 1>And jo just I was like, you know, like why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you why don't you go ahead of us? And

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<v Speaker 1>She's like yeah, and like basically was like yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>I know I should be doing this, like treat me better.

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<v Speaker 1>And we were like okay, and we didn't think anything

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<v Speaker 1>about Enya held the door for her. She walked around

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<v Speaker 1>India and like essentially ran to cut in front of

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<v Speaker 1>Indya to like order before Inya. And I was like

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<v Speaker 1>I've never experienced that level of disrespect without a single word,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we might as well have not existed. Thank you crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>not a thank you, not a not a nod, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>literally just like robot old people like I deserve this

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<v Speaker 1>more than you.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is what's crazy. Also about like her fit is

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<v Speaker 2>like she had fake Chanelle's flat song flats on, which

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<v Speaker 2>that's just me being mean to her. To be mean

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<v Speaker 2>to her, but how do you have a Kelly Burkin

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<v Speaker 2>in your hands? It's probably fake blue Lulemon like like

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<v Speaker 2>jacket and like Lululemon tights. And then like the flats

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<v Speaker 2>aren't even like propertiono, Like now you're just making me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're just making me mad because you're being a

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<v Speaker 2>you're being a mean bit. And then what made it

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<v Speaker 2>worse is she got her drink in like two minutes

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<v Speaker 2>and fucking left and disappeared, and for some reason, my

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<v Speaker 2>drink got put behind like a plethora of other people

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<v Speaker 2>sick after me. So literally I just like stood there

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<v Speaker 2>like waiting for my drink for so long, and I

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<v Speaker 2>felt so stupid and disrespected. And that's where my rage

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<v Speaker 2>for old people has come from. Although most old people

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<v Speaker 2>are super fucking nice and like I love them, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I feel bad, Like I know you

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't pity old people, but you know what I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about is literally like the old uh, the old man

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<v Speaker 2>we almost saw a trip and like break his fucking

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<v Speaker 2>head open. Like that made me really sad and scared,

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<v Speaker 2>like like because okay, you know what the difference was.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw like a man around our age trip and

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<v Speaker 2>I like laughed because I was like, that's funny. And

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<v Speaker 2>then an old man came by and tripped on the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing, and I like literally got so scared and

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<v Speaker 2>sad for him. I was like, no, that's really fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to call the city.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was literally like no, we should actually call

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<v Speaker 1>the city right now. And I was like, when have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever wanted to fix anything this city?

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<v Speaker 2>Because because on that same street, I saw another old

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<v Speaker 2>man once fall and hit his head and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like really gnarly, and I was driving by and almost

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<v Speaker 2>off the car to like go help, but he had

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<v Speaker 2>his family around him and they were helping him already.

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<v Speaker 2>But it freaked me out because I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, that's like that's just one of those tragic

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<v Speaker 2>things that's like, oh my god, Like that person could

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<v Speaker 2>like literally die from that, because like he's like eight

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<v Speaker 2>million years old already. His body should be experiencing.

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<v Speaker 1>That, experiencing trauma. I don't think anybody should be experiencing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, are you serious? That's you were just

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<v Speaker 2>you're an EmPATH if anything. As Jess, I's been taking

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<v Speaker 2>down his pants as a bit, not with his like

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<v Speaker 2>wien or anything, but he just like will start talking

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<v Speaker 2>to you, and if you turn around and you turn

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<v Speaker 2>back around, his pants are like around his thighs and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like hobbling around you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the worst I've had case of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>It matches his glasses. Flip it around. Thread is a lot, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was made for the people that we were

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<v Speaker 1>like talking about, like that woman in Starbucks? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? He's probably gonna look up grossest vagina ever

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<v Speaker 1>on Google? That's just it. Also, he'll just look up

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<v Speaker 1>grosses vagina literally grossest vagina ever on Google and then

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<v Speaker 1>put it up.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to cut that. It's maybe you shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get me my iPhone?

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<v Speaker 2>I got so scary? Walk in frame girl? Okay okay,

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<v Speaker 2>me went on that one painting in Italy. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the hands touching the.

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<v Speaker 7>Girl with the pearl tattoo, the girl with the pearl tattoo,

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<v Speaker 7>an egg with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Joseiah textaby, he said, talking about Barbara cook.

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<v Speaker 1>Kra Barbara Corkran, Barbara Corkrand for Miss Babs Babiana.

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<v Speaker 2>From Shark Take. I've seen her. I've seen her in

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<v Speaker 2>real life.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw her really like the craziest. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She was literally wearing like a tie die hoodie that

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<v Speaker 2>said Miami Beach on it, and she was paying for

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<v Speaker 2>all of her and her girl's drinks. And I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>that is such a slight That's what I need to

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<v Speaker 2>be doing now. She see that's an old person that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's so sligh. Maybe what I'm learning is

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<v Speaker 2>I just find some people sad, and that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading the ideas that I have for this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's fucking crazy. They're usually fucking worms that eat plastic.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to make they know they genetically modified some

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<v Speaker 1>meal worms that literally their source of sustenance is plastic

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<v Speaker 1>and they need to release in bitches everywhere and just

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<v Speaker 1>eat all the plastic and I don't give a fuck

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<v Speaker 1>if they start eating plastic hombes and shit, like eat

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<v Speaker 1>it all, like get it all out please.

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<v Speaker 2>Oay, but it will it like degrade like that in

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<v Speaker 2>their stomach from their stomach acids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so they're taking like seven hundred years it

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<v Speaker 1>takes the worms. Just how long it takes them a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But that means that literally at one point at home depot,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how, there's like the moth balls. There's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be meal worm balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so down for it. Get rid of all the plastic, please,

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of all the plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't trust green juices and like vegetable juices in.

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<v Speaker 1>Plastic, that's yeah, like even those like shots yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah in plastic. I'm like that feels like my body

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be having like vitamins that have been like chipping

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<v Speaker 2>away at the like.

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<v Speaker 1>Plastic that the acidity of yeah, like the citrus like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a Coca Cola and a plastic bottle you're asking.

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<v Speaker 2>For Yeah, you're already drinking something that's so like unnatural,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what are you asking for?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But like don't put a green juice in a plastic bottle, Like, please,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you guys for watching this episode of Emergine

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<v Speaker 1>to come. We are out of here in the media.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine suns so bad. It's I really can't believe other

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<v Speaker 2>people are alive. That's one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had that written down in my notes for the

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<v Speaker 1>episode topic thirty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I literally just like I can't believe it,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know, Like it's just like sometimes scares

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<v Speaker 2>me so bad. Like when I was on the plane,

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, damn, this plane is so full

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<v Speaker 2>of people and everybody's going to get off and they

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<v Speaker 2>have somewhere to go. That's the craziest thing I know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the craziest part about that is that's not real.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they want you to think. I'm genuinely serious,

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<v Speaker 1>Like everybody is an actor, everybody's a crisis actor.

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<v Speaker 2>So then why would they make actors like the one

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<v Speaker 2>who is mean to me today so we could talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it on the podcast and keep us in fucking line,

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<v Speaker 2>So I could talk about on the podcast and get

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble for calling out her fictional flats, because then

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<v Speaker 2>someone's gonna be like, what's so, what's what's the big

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<v Speaker 2>deal about? Her having fiction's.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy how we're free thinkers. You ever thought about that

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<v Speaker 1>we're free thinkers?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I can't say mother Parkers who don't

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<v Speaker 2>just agree to what I say? And then right after that,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like my biggest issue and problem is I say

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<v Speaker 2>shit like it's a fact when I'm just guessing. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm usually right. Anyways, you don't do that, Yes I do,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you, but you know what I'm talking about, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was talking the truth, just like, don't don't

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<v Speaker 1>argue with me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's any like literally any question you get asked if

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<v Speaker 2>you use like just a bit of common sense and

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<v Speaker 2>like what is it there? There's like a term for it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like when you're guessing on a test.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything I've I genuinely believe this. Everything I've ever said

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<v Speaker 1>or every word that has come out of my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>has been real, Like it's been the realest shit possibly.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting That's how I feel too, because I literally,

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<v Speaker 2>random as fuck got into a conversation about the LGA

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<v Speaker 2>like LaGuardia Airport because the LGBT.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you discussing LGBT matters?

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<v Speaker 2>You wish I would talk about that, but I know

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<v Speaker 2>I don't and I won't be talking about it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is July, it is July done.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was talking about the LaGuardia Airport and how

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<v Speaker 2>like they don't take NonStop flights from LA and I

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<v Speaker 2>was talking to a friend about it, and they were like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get why they don't do that, like they

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<v Speaker 2>would make so much more money. And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>probably they like maybe even during like the pandemic, they

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<v Speaker 2>stopped taking those flights because they just like had like

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<v Speaker 2>lower staff or something, and they just realized they could

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<v Speaker 2>like still function at a high profit rate without those flights.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, or, literally, it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>small ass airport and taking those long flights like might

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<v Speaker 2>be a little dangerous, like for like to like land

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<v Speaker 2>a plane that's been flying out long.

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<v Speaker 1>Or they signed a contract with JFK, the reroute all

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<v Speaker 1>of it to JFK.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so what it is? No, But I was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of right, it's literally because it's a small airport and

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<v Speaker 2>they just decided when it was built that it shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>take flights that traveled for more than two thousand of

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<v Speaker 2>miles and then they pushed it to fifteen hundred, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was kind of right, but the person I was

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<v Speaker 2>talking to was like, no, I don't think that's true,

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<v Speaker 2>like off rip without any like knowledge themselves, which pissed

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<v Speaker 2>me off because I was like, bitch, why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>just agree with me?

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<v Speaker 1>And I just literally just like that's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>If I am wrong, internalized that shit, don't fucking tell

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<v Speaker 1>me I'm wrong, because like, you have no right to

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<v Speaker 1>speak I'm s you have no right to speak just what, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you have no right, You have no right to speak

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<v Speaker 1>me that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, if I'm saying a hypothetical, just like, go with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the fuck up, Like, don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>I say that. I was about to say, every time

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever had a hypothetical, you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Because those aren't real unless I'm saying it, because that

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<v Speaker 2>when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Give a hypotheticals aren't real.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's the thing is when I get a hypothetical,

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<v Speaker 2>that ship is real. I'm literally tapping in and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>picking your brain a little bit. And if you give

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<v Speaker 2>me the wrong answer, you're a bad person. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>rot in hell forever. Yeah, that's the difference between you

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<v Speaker 2>and me. Like hypothetical is like, Oh, I'm using them

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<v Speaker 2>to manipulate Jose.

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<v Speaker 4>I just asked if you guys could keep it down

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is on his to kill himself in my living room?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, not there because.

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<v Speaker 3>My saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I knew you wanted me.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I knew you to me in twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Way shan you to me in twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that would be you to me because I wanted you.

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<v Speaker 1>And you would be like, I wish I knew you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because if I'm saying that, that makes it seem

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<v Speaker 2>like you wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, right exactly, wish I knew you wanted me.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I knew you wanted me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally and I never wanted you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know. It's because it's him saying I wish I knew

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<v Speaker 2>you had to crush.

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<v Speaker 1>On me, And that's you saying that to me because

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<v Speaker 1>I never had No, that would.

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<v Speaker 2>Only make sense if you had to crush on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch the girls agree with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, we had to take a break because you're genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>got mad over that, even though you know what, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing is, I'm real, I'm real I'm real,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Is when we listen back to it, you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 2>that you said the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I really was saying like it's coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming out of my mouth, like I'm saying, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I knew you wanted me, because if I knew

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted me, I would have been like, oh, like

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have pushed it on it egged. And you

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<v Speaker 1>remember me saying that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Did say that, But when I started it, I started

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<v Speaker 2>it there. I was like, literally you to me in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty sixteen, and then you were like, no, you to me,

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<v Speaker 2>And then that's why that's literally want me to I

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<v Speaker 2>wish y'all saw.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we have it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Video, but maybe we don't play it because.

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<v Speaker 1>It got so serious. It got very literally.

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<v Speaker 2>He was you're laughing in my face, and I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, like I don't know how I'm not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to laugh about this, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, shit, shit, let's talk about James.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought you were mad because I said

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<v Speaker 2>that when I was sixteen I did it, or when

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<v Speaker 2>I was seventeen, I didn't actually want to have sex

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<v Speaker 2>with you. And then I was like wait is this

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<v Speaker 2>making him also offended and mad? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that that did get under my skin? Well, because

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<v Speaker 1>there was a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but like you have to understand, I was like

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<v Speaker 2>a virgin and also I literally like it. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>it plays into how I've us sex now. It's literally

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<v Speaker 2>like it takes so much for me to be like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sexually inclined by this person. Because I wanted to date.

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<v Speaker 2>I could literally name like ten people who like I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I'm they love me, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Love me, they want me to me. Because I had

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<v Speaker 2>never experienced a single man being nice to me before, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, wait, wait, this is what love is. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's literally me now. Well actually no, I just fell

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<v Speaker 1>in love with everybody that I.

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<v Speaker 2>See, and then when they start actually giving you attention,

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<v Speaker 2>you get mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why is this freak talking to me? Leading

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<v Speaker 1>me me alone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we just gave Steve Lacy literally a ten minutes

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<v Speaker 2>while on the podcast it's us arguing.

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<v Speaker 1>With each other. Cut it it now, cut it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, his album is awesome, So how about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you you started liking it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Or no?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember you saying like you only like like four

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<v Speaker 1>songs off of it or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I still like. I like, there's only four songs that

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<v Speaker 2>I would really listen to, like on rotation, like two

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<v Speaker 2>of the singles and then like two of the other songs.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't. I just don't like listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>Just pay You that that last time.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like, I don't like like slow songs right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think because his singles were so like upbeat, that's

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<v Speaker 2>like what I wanted the whole thing. But speaking of flirting.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, okay, so I wrote this note down because it

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<v Speaker 1>is like the most embarrassing thing, so I said, me,

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<v Speaker 1>flirting is so embarrassing. I thought this worker at the

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<v Speaker 1>plant store was hot. It was like I want to flirt,

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<v Speaker 1>And my flirting was literally see you later. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>was literally like see you later.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh. Also, no, you won't bit, you don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I did do a lot of things about those You

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<v Speaker 1>did not see him later. You did a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have seen him there before her they there,

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen them there.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, what is this supposed to mean? Am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to Let's go wait?

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally no, we're being tested right now because it's

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<v Speaker 2>for missing and endangered elderly lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what if this is like us outing ourselves? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even say that, but yeah, let's ride, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go save them, Let's go save their good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what am I like? It's so loud as it's

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<v Speaker 2>like literally a call to action.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw someone redesign like the what are those called

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<v Speaker 1>the Yeah, I saw them like redesign redesign of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, that makes a lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But getting this scary ass text on your screen and

0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:40.440
<v Speaker 1>that scary sound like literally just like makes me want

0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.119
<v Speaker 1>not want to do anything. But there was like a

0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:45.200
<v Speaker 1>redesign of it where it was like like a radius

0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:49.119
<v Speaker 1>of where the person is missing, like a picture of

0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:51.040
<v Speaker 1>the car, a picture of the kid. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was really cool action. I was like, that makes

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<v Speaker 1>it loud.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes more sense. Like realistically, if I'm in my

0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:59.440
<v Speaker 2>house and you're telling me like a plate number, the

0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:01.720
<v Speaker 2>chances of me leaving the house and remembering that or

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.600
<v Speaker 2>like slim to none, because what happens is I see

0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.960
<v Speaker 2>that alert and then I'm I just pipe up and

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I keep going on TikTok while I'm driving.

0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Literally, Enya does TikTok and drive I I do. I did.

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I did two days ago. I literally did. I was like, wait,

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I am too far into the hole and I need

0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:21.320
<v Speaker 1>to like take a break from this.

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I shockingly, I don't use my phone that much while

0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I drive, like because I'm like really bad at it,

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 2>so I just don't do it. But I love when

0:23:30.880 --> 0:23:32.440
<v Speaker 2>people are in my car and I make the joke.

0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:35.240
<v Speaker 2>I always do it and nobody ever says no, which

0:23:35.280 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 2>is like really fucked up. But I always if if

0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.320
<v Speaker 2>there's a new person who gets in my car, I'll

0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:42.480
<v Speaker 2>pick up my phone and I'm like, oh, you don't

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:45.280
<v Speaker 2>mind if I text and drive right, And they always

0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:48.800
<v Speaker 2>always are like, uh no, not really, And I'm like, dude,

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:51.440
<v Speaker 2>have a little bit of self respect for your fucking safety.

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Like I say, no, like don't.

0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, the thing is is I have no care.

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:59.800
<v Speaker 2>For my own life, so you should keep that to yourself.

0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>If I'm being very honest, I'm just being vulnerable.

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:05.159
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like at what costs, Like it's like boring.

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:08.879
<v Speaker 1>It's just like super boring.

0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:12.119
<v Speaker 2>If I'm being honest, Like your SOB story is like

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:14.639
<v Speaker 2>boring as fuck. I actually saw I said that. I

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:17.119
<v Speaker 2>was like that this girl was talking about her trauma

0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:19.400
<v Speaker 2>to somebody and then and they were like, I'm gonna

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 2>be honest with you. Your trauma is really fucking it's like

0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:28.399
<v Speaker 2>so boring. It's like not that interesting at all. I

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:31.119
<v Speaker 2>would win. I would win a competition now, not to

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 2>make it a competition trauma battle, I think like I

0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:39.720
<v Speaker 2>would be like I'd have to be top top three

0:24:39.800 --> 0:24:45.240
<v Speaker 2>in the front group, like not to like debank anybody else's,

0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:46.160
<v Speaker 2>but like I have to.

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Make top three easy. Yeah, it's easy.

0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:51.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm walking home at least with the bronze. Honestly, I might.

0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:57.159
<v Speaker 2>I might get Yeah, I'm going home with the gold medal.

0:24:57.440 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I was, I was dropping.

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 1>He was just staring at I wasn't looking at you.

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 2>You were so nasty.

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:08.920
<v Speaker 4>There's like a there's a way that your cock is pressing.

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Sorr. That was like, really real, Look you made a move.

0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Made me feel small.

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 4>I was sorry to my friend recently, and I was like,

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:26.840
<v Speaker 4>I've been saying cock and pussy ironically for so long

0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 4>that like it is just I don't even think about

0:25:29.960 --> 0:25:32.159
<v Speaker 4>it when I say it because it's so gross. I

0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 4>know it's so.

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:36.159
<v Speaker 2>I say both those things with my full chests. I

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:37.440
<v Speaker 2>say them ironically and.

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Un ironic pussy unironically.

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:43.679
<v Speaker 8>Yes, well, I have a busy where I say, oh

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 8>my god, my vagina, My vagina is literally so wet

0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:52.680
<v Speaker 8>right now, I say both on ironically, Josie just wants

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:54.680
<v Speaker 8>to come into your body check and then leave.

0:25:54.920 --> 0:26:00.240
<v Speaker 1>You're such a has saved.

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Get out of here.

0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 3>Wait can you hear this on the mica.

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 1>The camera mic peeks.

0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:21.160
<v Speaker 2>I know, motherfucker, it's so hot in his house. Please.

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:24.200
<v Speaker 1>It really is so bad that Spotify Yeah.

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 3>He Spotify.

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.919
<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't believe that airplane mode like you have

0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:32.400
<v Speaker 2>to turn it on when you get on a flight.

0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 2>I just don't believe that.

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I've never done it.

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it doesn't interfere with like the connection. I'm like, okay,

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:40.440
<v Speaker 2>this is a big piece of metal in the sky.

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna tell me my fucking little iPhone is gonna

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>fuck with your GPS, like get a better.

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 1>I think it's on takeoff, like because they have to

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.200
<v Speaker 1>hear like the radio signals in their ears.

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I never turn airplane mode on.

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 4>I do sometimes I feel like I would say people.

0:26:58.240 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Are turning it off.

0:26:59.760 --> 0:27:02.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like Max, the amount of like old people who

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 2>have gotten like actual phone calls like on a plane,

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 2>like they're not turning that shit off.

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 1>All old people have androids, let's have that.

0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Or they have the iPhones that they're like grandchildren iPhone three. Yeah,

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 2>they have like the one with the button. Still. I

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:25.640
<v Speaker 2>actually had to help the lady at the last few

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 2>minutes of the flight. I felt bad for her because

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, so she would use her iPhone

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 2>if she knew she could, because she saw me using

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 2>my eyes.

0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I just did chest on that.

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.520
<v Speaker 2>No, she was like she asked me. She's like, oh,

0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:38.879
<v Speaker 2>how do you have service? And I was like, oh,

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 2>it's Wi Fi And then like I helped her connect

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:42.160
<v Speaker 2>to the WiFi and she was like, oh my god,

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:43.920
<v Speaker 2>thank you so much. Or then we like the wi

0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:46.320
<v Speaker 2>fi turned not two minutes later because we were landing.

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:48.160
<v Speaker 1>He made her waist fifteen dollars.

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 2>No, thankfully she had t mobile free Wi Fi. They

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:55.879
<v Speaker 2>changed it from an hour free Wi Fi to like

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>the full flight, which is so awesome because literally, okay, yeah,

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 2>here I go on the six hour flight with my

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 2>hour of Wi Fi. Yeah, what the fuck do you

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 2>want me to get done in an hour?

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.359
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally take the time on an airplane, like

0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 1>to purposely not buy Wi Fi. I'm like, Okay, this

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 1>is like the one time I can like be off

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>my phone and like not need to use it. And

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 1>I literally still think the world erupted in chaos and

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 1>burns every single time I land, and right when I

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 1>turned it on, I'm like like seizing at the mouth

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 1>to like see what's going on, but nothing ever happens.

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 1>But I try not to buy Wi Fi. I did

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:33.479
<v Speaker 1>like the last like two times, but typically I'm like,

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>this is my moment.

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I bought Wi Fi when I was going to Europe.

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because I was like trying not to sleep

0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:41.200
<v Speaker 2>on the flight, so I was like, fuck, I need

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 2>something to do. And then I slept anyway because I

0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 2>got too high and I like needed to go to sleep.

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you freaking out?

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Does it like buy for the whole flight?

0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Uh? There's different, Like that's the annoying part is literally

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 2>why am I spending ten dollars for two hours of

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 2>like Wi Fi or like for an hour of Wi Fi?

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Like you're a scammer, and I can't even watch tiktoks.

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even get to watch TikTok on that Wi Fi.

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Really, yeah, So I was like what's up? What's the point.

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Why did I watch tiktoks but I can't watch like

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 2>like Netflix and stuff? Explain that to me, Like what's

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:13.800
<v Speaker 2>the difference, Like it you can't stream like Netflix on

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 2>an airplane's Wi fi, but I can watch eight million tiktoks?

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait?

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 2>What Like you can't like go on Hulu like on

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>a plane with that Wi fi and just like watch

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 2>anything on Hulu or Netflix, but.

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>You can watch TikTok.

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can watch TikTok's and you no. I said,

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 2>why can't I watch tiktoks but I can't watch Netflix?

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can watch eight million tiktoks, but

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 2>I can't like watch a movie on Netflix, Like why

0:29:40.840 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 2>is that?

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 4>Maybe they want you to buy the movies on the

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 4>plane or something.

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Or like watch the movies that they have on their yea,

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 2>so fucking stupid. But the movies on so many like

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:53.000
<v Speaker 2>airlines suck. I haven't seen a TV on an American

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>airline plane ever. Like I don't think I've ever been

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 2>on an American airline plane and they have a TV

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.080
<v Speaker 2>like that. I shouldn't be in a plane that doesn't

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:07.640
<v Speaker 2>have TV. Yeah, Like enough, that is literally so fucking scary,

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:10.920
<v Speaker 2>like there's not a USB poort. They gotta start upgrading

0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 2>them to USBC because.

0:30:12.480 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh literally, because like I can't even use they

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>need Bluetooth.

0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because now everybody has Bluetooth headphones and I'm not

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 2>buying your fucking five dollars like gringly ass little stupid

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking headphone.

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you have to buy them on jet Blue.

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 2>You have to buy the headphone. Every airline they do

0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 2>it differently, like it's so annoying. I'm like, also, can

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:36.479
<v Speaker 2>you all agree to doing something, because like why am

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I like following different rules?

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Can someone monopolize the airline industry and just make it

0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>one airline so I can like like combined all my points.

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Points are also like so pointless a scam. That's the

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 2>biggest scam ever. They're like, oh my god, to make

0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:52.640
<v Speaker 2>sure you sign up and use your points. It's like,

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:54.640
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I have eight thousand points.

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:58.000
<v Speaker 1>That much that must be so waste to Europe. At

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:01.080
<v Speaker 1>least it's like a one flight way flight to like shit,

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>ask nowhere Missouri. You can get the twenty.

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Dollars flight from Miami to Orlando.

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you still have to pay seven hundred dollars

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 1>so stupid? But will you complain about airlines and airports

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast a lot?

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Because we're just always in them because our lives are moving.

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally like I already forgot that I was

0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 1>like in La, you know what I mean. Like I'm

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>traveling so much.

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I just don't know where I belong, And honestly,

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>it's like hurting my mental health and like I feel

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 2>like disassociated because I get back to something and I'm like,

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 2>how does this feel so familiar? Yet like so unfamiliar

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>because I haven't been here for so long and it's

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 2>like a never ending cycle. It's probably gonna trigger like

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 2>something really deep in my brain one day. Literally, Lo,

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I am now on a cycle where I get to

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:47.719
<v Speaker 2>the airport an hour before my fucking flight takes off

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 2>and I refuse to get there earlier.

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 1>That is so dangerous.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>It's never It's never failed for me. Like literally my

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 2>flight was at three fifty nine and I got to

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:59.280
<v Speaker 2>the airport at three and I still had time to

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 2>go look at glass. Josie, is you need so much attention?

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.200
<v Speaker 1>You need Instagram?

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Do you want some settle Mom's lap? Why you have

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 2>this because I was smoking hell of vapes and stuff.

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a fidget. How long can you do a wall

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 1>sit for? When I first started working out, I couldn't

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 1>even do a minute while sitting. And I did three

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>what is it reps of two minutes each. That's last session,

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 1>so six minutes. Yeah, but I had like thirty seconds

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 1>off in between each. It was a nightmare. It was

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:38.560
<v Speaker 1>like the most painful thing I've ever done.

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I used to be punished like that in elementary school,

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 2>so I'm like pretty good at it.

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, that is crazy. We've already talked about that,

0:32:47.280 --> 0:32:50.240
<v Speaker 1>like literally doing that, like wall sits and blur beads

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>on the hot concrete. Yeah. Like when you're you're like

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 1>in a push up position, you jump up into the

0:32:58.120 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 1>air and then you go back down into a push

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 1>jump up.

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:03.040
<v Speaker 2>You're goutn't do that for very long.

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I wish I knew you.

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:10.440
<v Speaker 3>I feel like when I come into.

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>The room, things change.

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 2>You'd like suck all the energy out of this room.

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:16.560
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even do anything, though.

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>You just breathed so heavily in my ear for like

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 2>three seconds and then sump to the floor, Like you

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 2>look like something really bad happened to you.

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:29.360
<v Speaker 4>I like to watch porn on the airplane.

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 3>I got so drunk on my last flight. I got

0:33:34.840 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 3>so fucked up. I really did. I had like four calimonades.

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Is it because they were free?

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 3>They were free?

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Why were they free?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 4>It sounds like ship. Wait?

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Why were they free?

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 3>I was on a.

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 6>Flight to the United Kingdom. I was on a flight

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 6>to Europe. You can hear me now right.

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 4>You gotta get closer.

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 9>I was on the flight to the United Kingdom.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, just little bit closer? What a little closer?

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 9>I was on a flight to the U.

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Didn't get any closer.

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<v Speaker 6>And here's the thing. There were free drinks on the plane.

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:13.360
<v Speaker 6>And I recently turned twenty one, so on that flight

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 6>I had four or five bod eliminade.

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>That's so scary that you're only twenty one.

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:19.399
<v Speaker 9>And the woman was saying, she was like, you want

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 9>another one?

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 6>And I was like yes, Like drink orders were done.

0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Because also you know that when you're on an airplane,

0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:29.760
<v Speaker 2>you get drunk or faster.

0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and you also get I was.

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.560
<v Speaker 6>It was an eleven hour flight, so I was sober

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:35.879
<v Speaker 6>by the time we hit like ground and.

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Why were they free?

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:37.839
<v Speaker 9>I don't know.

0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I think because it's such a long flight.

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 6>We were first you were first class, first class.

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:44.880
<v Speaker 4>Were you really.

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 1>A little closer like that?

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.399
<v Speaker 2>You want to see him throw this mic so bad?

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.239
<v Speaker 9>So we went and he went to the bathroom with

0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:54.800
<v Speaker 9>the stewardest.

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 9>I didn't, no, but I did get.

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Very very on that flight.

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:02.319
<v Speaker 6>Me and Lucas both got drunk on that flight, and

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 6>it was very It was a very fun time.

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:04.879
<v Speaker 4>It was a good time.

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Fruit name John Well.

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 2>On my flight to Europe with Oryan, we got like

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 2>hell a cross faded and we were talking to each

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 2>other and we kept forgetting that we were like we

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 2>had headphones on, so we were screaming at each other

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 2>and we were like, oh my god, Like are they

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna come back with champagne? And we were like yelling

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:24.919
<v Speaker 2>at each other.

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:28.399
<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say that we were talking

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>about it yesterday when like you were like, I've just

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 1>been farting hell a loud, just randomly out loud. And

0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, dude, when I want an airplane,

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll have like my noise canceling headphones on and I'll

0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:40.760
<v Speaker 1>like rip ass and like internally and like, was that loud?

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Like that I just shit ass, like really loud.

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 2>You can hear it where it's like it's like an

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.319
<v Speaker 2>internal like it's like like a loud fart, so you

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.080
<v Speaker 2>could feel it like vibrate the bottom half of your body.

0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 2>So you're like, you know that was loud.

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Since I have like such a such big like ash

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 1>cheeks like they like clap when I fart, it's like.

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 2>There's no way. So wait, so your far is like

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:04.440
<v Speaker 2>like that's how it comes out because it's like trying

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>to escape for each flat. Yeah, dude, I was sitting

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:10.680
<v Speaker 2>on the flight like this with my legs up on

0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 2>the chair in front of me like bent over, and

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I had paused my music because I was like looking

0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:18.919
<v Speaker 2>at something on Instagram. I was watching an Instagram reel

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 2>and I pushed out like a far and it was

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 2>so loud, like I literally laughed out loud of myself.

0:36:25.840 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>But I didn't mind because the man next to me

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:29.319
<v Speaker 2>was like annoying the fuck out of me, so like

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I was like, good, bitch, I just parted on you.

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.399
<v Speaker 1>You gave him a story to tell. Yeah, Like every

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:35.879
<v Speaker 1>person next to me gives me a story to tell.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I said that next to the stinkiest people every single fly. No,

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:42.399
<v Speaker 1>I had that I'm the common denominator. H huh, I said,

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm the common denominator in all of these cases. What

0:36:44.800 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 1>if I'm the stinky show?

0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Like just so, just so happened, You're always next to

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 2>someone who stinks like it might be you.

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.480
<v Speaker 1>It is a different smell every time. One time those tomatoes,

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:57.839
<v Speaker 1>someone smelled like rancid tomatoes, like borderline catch up.

0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, the man next to me smelled like the bunkust

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 2>weed I've ever smelled. And he had two phones and

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 2>then he started calling the phones and I started falling asleep,

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:11.840
<v Speaker 2>and he started falling on to me. And we'll insert

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 2>that video because I got a video of it. Yeah,

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 2>he was literally falling on to me. And I really

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:26.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't fuck with him because also I had an aisle

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:30.840
<v Speaker 2>seat before but before we took off. This was the

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 2>second mother who I gave my seat to, Like, I know,

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm good, I'm a good person. But the first mother

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 2>asked to switch seats with me. She had an asle seat,

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:39.920
<v Speaker 2>and I switched with her so she could sit by

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:41.840
<v Speaker 2>her like ten year old son. Because I'm a saint

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:44.399
<v Speaker 2>and then the next one, we're about to take off,

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>and like this mother and her daughter come in and

0:37:46.040 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 2>her daughter had to be like four years old because

0:37:47.719 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 2>she literally had her by the arm and like a

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.240
<v Speaker 2>little monkey, plopped her in between me and this random

0:37:51.280 --> 0:37:53.319
<v Speaker 2>lady and then went sat in the middle seat in

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.399
<v Speaker 2>front of her, and the daughter was like, mom sitting

0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:57.239
<v Speaker 2>next to me? Mom, won't you sit next to me?

0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 2>And started like yelling and freaking out. And then the

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:01.600
<v Speaker 2>guy in front of me, I was like, hey, like

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:03.480
<v Speaker 2>should we move so they can like sit next to

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:06.239
<v Speaker 2>each other? And he stands up and he's like yeah,

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 2>but I don't care, but I just I don't want

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.479
<v Speaker 2>to sit in the middle. And I was like, you're

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 2>such a fucking cunt ass, because like obviously I was

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 2>probably gonna move to the middle, like no questions asked,

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 2>but like you saying that was just so annoying, like

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:19.960
<v Speaker 2>like you think I want to sit in the middle.

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like I feel bad for this literal child.

0:38:23.320 --> 0:38:27.360
<v Speaker 2>How she was literally like four, like she could like speak,

0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:27.960
<v Speaker 2>but she was like.

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>The mom bought a four year old another seat on

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:30.919
<v Speaker 1>the plane.

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Maybe five she but she was tiny, like she was

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:35.640
<v Speaker 2>like a little ass girl.

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Like, that's crazy.

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:38.719
<v Speaker 2>But I think it was a situation where they got

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.759
<v Speaker 2>put on the flight because Delta had a bunch of

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:43.399
<v Speaker 2>flights that got canceled, and it seemed like those were

0:38:43.400 --> 0:38:45.160
<v Speaker 2>the two empty seats and they just like that was

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:47.359
<v Speaker 2>the closest they could get them without moving someone else.

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 2>So we like, I switched and he smelt like weed

0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>and was falling all over me, and it was like

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the worst five ever.

0:38:55.040 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think that's really cute. I'm telling me why,

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:08.480
<v Speaker 1>why you look good?

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:09.440
<v Speaker 2>And I know.

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:16.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm run there, and why that's how I got a

0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>hair cut. You look so good cutting the eye.

0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Cutting a dye would look really bad with hair like that.

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 1>If you cut your hair, it's so bad. Or look

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>at me, Jsiah, Jessiah, don't breathe on her like that.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 6>I've gotten a I got a cut in a color earlier,

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:50.800
<v Speaker 6>and I'm just I feel really good about it. Honestly,

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:51.760
<v Speaker 6>it looks like ship.

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 1>You looks really bad, dude. This wig is maybe one

0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 1>of the best in I know hundreds. We got a

0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:08.479
<v Speaker 1>field trip.

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for the field trip.

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah on the Patreon No no, no, it's so bad.

0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was the original original pilot.

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:23.359
<v Speaker 2>I liked that one. That that one was when I

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>wasn't in it.

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Wait, there was the art one, the ghost one, and

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the one.

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I liked, the one without me one where you literally

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 2>filmed it. That's where I got Ernie from Ernie. That's

0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:41.439
<v Speaker 2>where the nickname Ernie came from.

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:44.520
<v Speaker 1>We should honestly post the horse one. I don't have it.

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 3>I have it.

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:47.320
<v Speaker 6>I think I still have the link. It's like unlisted

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 6>on YouTube. We could download it four YouTube people.

0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 1>I just had the m k V, the m P

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 1>four for the last.

0:40:55.840 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 6>Twelve transitions that they need for us, and I was like, oh.

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 3>No tin no shade.

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:06.280
<v Speaker 6>But I mean no, no shade, no all te no shade.

0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:08.760
<v Speaker 3>It was very crazy.

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:10.000
<v Speaker 2>You look insane.

0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it looks smart.

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Also, you having the air ponds in.

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Like I have the craziest nausea ever right now. I

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:21.319
<v Speaker 1>really cannot eat before this podcast, I'm like, I just

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:25.879
<v Speaker 1>like burped throat already looked so wet and like so.

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 2>It was not because me and Josie had a breakfast

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 2>that was divine, that was to die for the.

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 9>Protein wreck and that was good.

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 2>We had a breakfast that was to die.

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>For Toney ran in the Hell and Mirror Barbara Corkoran.

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.960
<v Speaker 6>Really fucking Babs, y'all were being lovely about her. She

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:47.239
<v Speaker 6>is an awful, awful human. She literally looks the way

0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:47.880
<v Speaker 6>is she bad?

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.280
<v Speaker 3>She's a good person, Barbara.

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:52.359
<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying she's not standing to look at her

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:54.919
<v Speaker 6>or hear her. She hasn't made a deal on Shark

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 6>Tank in like three seasons. She just always said I don't.

0:41:57.040 --> 0:42:00.120
<v Speaker 2>Get it, okay, because she's real.

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Has wooden teeth, and she has leave her skin. She

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 3>is lovely.

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 6>I love her, but like girl, we gotta She's had

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:09.480
<v Speaker 6>a knee surgery three times.

0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 2>That's not that crazy. She's like an older woman. Why

0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 2>do you have to get knee surgery? Do your niece

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:16.720
<v Speaker 2>just stop working?

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Arthritis?

0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Arthritis author this dick Arthur Wright tits. This whole episode

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 2>has just been like us arguing and then YO say it,

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>interrupting and saying nothing for.

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Like twenty minutes, bone Apple Tea. I wish you could

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>have seen his full body.

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:39.960
<v Speaker 3>That was so crazy.

0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Let me describe you for him, for the viewers the listeners.

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:52.760
<v Speaker 1>He's wearing. His ass is volumptuous, his pants are ill fitting.

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Ill fitting, but around his volumptuous cheeks.

0:42:58.239 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 3>How is that?

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 2>OK? You can't just arch your back a little bit

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:03.760
<v Speaker 2>and just show that part of your body.

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 3>And then I literally can't watch me.

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Ooh, watch me, watch me ooh ooh.

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, sorry, but this is like kind of a big deal.

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:14.839
<v Speaker 2>I got the fuck out of here.

0:43:17.440 --> 0:43:20.319
<v Speaker 1>When I oversleep, I'm taking a new mindset on it.

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not freaking out about being late. I'm just saying, oh,

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 1>my body needed more sleep, because that's the truth, and

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:29.040
<v Speaker 1>my health comes first. What do you think of that?

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:32.359
<v Speaker 2>I think that's a sweet sentiment, But I can't live

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 2>like that because I am a greedy, gluttonous bitch. And

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:40.880
<v Speaker 2>when I oversleep, it's literally not because I need it.

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 2>It's because I just like like doing it and it

0:43:43.120 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 2>feels really good for me.

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I want it.

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:49.239
<v Speaker 2>I can sleep like no other fucking human like I

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 2>literally I could go to sleep at ten pm and

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.959
<v Speaker 2>sleep until twelve the next day, and not in any

0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:57.920
<v Speaker 2>world does my body need fourteen hours of sleep? Like,

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing anything that entail that kind of rest

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:01.760
<v Speaker 2>for my body.

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm very neurotic about my sleep. I'm like, I only

0:44:04.440 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 1>need six to eight hours, I'm only going to get

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 1>it and then I wake up and I start my day.

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:11.640
<v Speaker 1>But when I do sleep in. You know what's funny

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 1>is I wrote that note down and then I saw

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:16.880
<v Speaker 1>a TikTok the next day of someone making fun of

0:44:17.040 --> 0:44:19.720
<v Speaker 1>literally those exact same words. They were like someone who's

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:23.399
<v Speaker 1>a morning person who slept in and they quoted literally that,

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:25.799
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, I wouldn't claim I'm a

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:28.240
<v Speaker 1>morning person. I fucking hate being up in the morning.

0:44:28.280 --> 0:44:30.640
<v Speaker 1>But if I'm not up in the morning, I feel

0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 1>like I wasted my day and I hate it.

0:44:32.800 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel that I do feel like I wasted

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 2>my day, but I'm just like whatever. Because also when

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 2>I wake up too early, like I freak out because

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't have anything to do, like unless

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I have activities that I need to get done through

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 2>the day, then I'm like, oh, I need to wake

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.680
<v Speaker 2>up early. But like, there's no reason for me to

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 2>be awake before nine am. There's no reason, like for

0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Enya humanser to be awake before nine am in the morning.

0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 2>There is not a Samad reason because I don't go

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:02.040
<v Speaker 2>to sleep until one or two. So what in God's

0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:03.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking name am I supposed to be doing for the

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:05.239
<v Speaker 2>next seventeen hours.

0:45:05.520 --> 0:45:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Literally like, no, I don't need that. We're going to

0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:10.600
<v Speaker 1>the gym at ten am.

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:15.120
<v Speaker 2>True, but like still see, I don't need to be

0:45:15.280 --> 0:45:18.160
<v Speaker 2>up before nine am for that. I wish I was

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>the kind of morning person who's like, yeah, like it's

0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:22.239
<v Speaker 2>nine am right now. I woke up at six, I

0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 2>went to the gym, I took a shower, I had

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 2>a little breakfast, and now I'm just like starting my day.

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Someone's talking about me.

0:45:28.800 --> 0:45:31.720
<v Speaker 2>No, you're just like you No, you're losing your ability

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:35.200
<v Speaker 2>to hear because you're unhealthy. I saw on TikTok that

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:38.399
<v Speaker 2>it was like it was like when I was like, oh,

0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like no, girl, you feel good because you

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 2>had a meal and you were like girl, chill. People

0:45:42.680 --> 0:45:47.840
<v Speaker 2>were like, which, this is like sweet like to think about,

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:49.800
<v Speaker 2>but like they were like, she shouldn't.

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Have said that before he got to don't say it.

0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk about my eating habits and yeah, and then.

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like okay, like I'm talking about my friend

0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:02.400
<v Speaker 2>who eats talkies for every meal, and then it's shocked

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:03.879
<v Speaker 2>when he eats a real meal and is like.

0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I get my cavalies. One way or another, I'm

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:10.640
<v Speaker 1>getting those.

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Kinds that belly, but sometimes not the correct way.

0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll fill his loads. No, I've been drinking so much

0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 1>protein it's crazy. I'll drink collagen in the morning and

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:23.880
<v Speaker 1>then in the afternoon I just drink regular protein and

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.120
<v Speaker 1>it's lit boots.

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I literally can't believe that you were like, I feel

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:32.160
<v Speaker 2>like you would still do it, but now you've been

0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 2>having meals, so it's like not as crazy, but I

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 2>literally like I can't stress enough. It is not a

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:40.399
<v Speaker 2>joke that Drew literally survived for like four years off

0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:41.080
<v Speaker 2>of hot Cheetahs.

0:46:42.840 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 1>It was even slim Gems. It was hot Cheetos, Red

0:46:45.360 --> 0:46:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Bull and slim Gems like that is literally that was

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>my meals. And I would be like, dude, why the

0:46:50.640 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 1>fuck do I feel like shit all the time? And

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>it's because, like I'm it's not exaggerate and it's not

0:46:56.040 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>even on some like ed shit where I was like

0:46:58.000 --> 0:46:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I can't eat.

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.759
<v Speaker 2>No, it's literally just because you like it.

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:03.520
<v Speaker 1>It was I was gluttonous and I was giving my

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 1>body what my brain wanted, not what it needed. And

0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I I have no idea how I'm still alive and

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm always like, why am I so constipated? It's because

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 1>I ruined my body for four years. I ruined my body.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because before we moved in together, I feel like

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.200
<v Speaker 2>he used to eat God oh, but that you always

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:22.040
<v Speaker 2>eat better when you live with your parents, because like

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 2>your parents are like, let's go eat blah blah blah blah.

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 2>And like also when we were on tour, it was

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.719
<v Speaker 2>like different because it was like we were like being

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 2>given food. Yeah, so like you you were getting food,

0:47:31.760 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 2>but it literally was like you were like the classic

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>case of like man lives on his own is like, h.

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Bro, what I have to feed myself? What the fuck?

0:47:43.760 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 2>How am I supposed to do? How am I supposed

0:47:45.480 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 2>to buy food three times a day?

0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 1>But like, actually that is something I've been thinking about

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot, is like how the fuck do people eat

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:54.799
<v Speaker 1>three times a day? Like it is hard for me

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 1>to do. I've been doing it lately and it is

0:47:57.160 --> 0:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>actually really difficult, And I don't get how people are

0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:02.680
<v Speaker 1>to do that. And I think that's just big food

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:05.520
<v Speaker 1>planting these little lies in our head, just like big

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 1>milk told us everybody need big milk. Everybody needed milk.

0:48:09.440 --> 0:48:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Go know the fuck we don't. We do not need

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:12.280
<v Speaker 1>count Also.

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Everybody like eats so differently, like some people like that's

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 2>like a for the bitches who are working up at

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 2>six am. Go ahead and have your three meals mix,

0:48:21.000 --> 0:48:24.319
<v Speaker 2>miss bitch, Like you literally have so much time to bitch.

0:48:24.320 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 2>If I was waking up at six am, I'd have

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:27.319
<v Speaker 2>four meals just to have something.

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:30.400
<v Speaker 1>You think you can get monkey pucks from the gym.

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:31.879
<v Speaker 2>That's I'm not kidding. I was thinking about that last night,

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 2>hmmm hmmm, because of like sweat and like the steam

0:48:36.719 --> 0:48:38.359
<v Speaker 2>room and like things like that. I was like thinking

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 2>about that.

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:43.319
<v Speaker 1>Gross, I need the monkey pocks vaccine.

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 2>I think I think I can give it to you.

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll make a concoction and I'll just.

0:48:52.640 --> 0:48:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Make a holistic conco make something up. Yeah, I'll make

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 1>s I'll get something wrong, I'll get you something.

0:48:59.440 --> 0:48:59.759
<v Speaker 3>All right.

0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Well did you hear that?

0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 9>No?

0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Did you hit your fucking hand?

0:49:02.840 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>No, it just almost broke. I leaned back on it

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and just like I.

0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Thought, you did the thing where you embarrassed yourself by

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:10.640
<v Speaker 2>like hitting your head and you're like, oh my god,

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:24.200
<v Speaker 2>did you like hear my god? All right? Well that's

0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:27.600
<v Speaker 2>it for the most foul episode yet.

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:32.479
<v Speaker 1>Because Kai was in a bad mood the whole time,

0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:36.240
<v Speaker 1>he didn't even care what I cared.

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:40.360
<v Speaker 4>I was taking notes the whole time. Sometimes my depression

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:41.239
<v Speaker 4>just flares up.

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:46.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, didn't you ask though, Like, let's let's

0:49:46.360 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 2>be over.

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.600
<v Speaker 4>No, okay, you guys didn't ask. I'm okay. Honestly, I

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:53.920
<v Speaker 4>think I got three hours of sleep last night. Oh yeah,

0:49:54.360 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 4>what time did you sleep? I got in bed at

0:49:57.160 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 4>like midnight, and then I just kept waking up with

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:05.080
<v Speaker 4>my heart racing. That's the worst vibe ever, just freaking out.

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>That fucking sucks.

0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:09.840
<v Speaker 2>You should take like a chill pill or something.

0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:13.720
<v Speaker 4>Those aren't real. Oh, actually, that's.

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:18.239
<v Speaker 2>We just need to change the verbie, the verbiage of

0:50:18.239 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 2>that it's a chill pod. I actually do think I'm

0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna start taking like CBD gummies like around with me,

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 2>because the way I freak out and explode things in

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:31.719
<v Speaker 2>my brain recently is actually like becoming a problem. Like

0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 2>the simplest issues send me on the craziest spiral, and

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I am like a cunt and evil and crazy to

0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 2>everybody in my vicinity because I'm freaking out and genuinely

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 2>like I'm like, oh, my god, there's there's a solution,

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 2>but I can't think of it because I'm too busy

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 2>thinking about all the bad things that could happen if

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't come to a solution. And then people around

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:51.359
<v Speaker 2>me are trying to help me, and I'm like, no,

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 2>you don't understand. You literally cannot fucking help me because

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 2>you don't know what, like what's happening to me right now.

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:57.680
<v Speaker 2>And then twenty minutes later, I'm like, oh my god,

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I was a little crazy to know.

0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Huh, you just need to take a chill fill.

0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but not actually, Like I don't want to be

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:08.320
<v Speaker 2>medicated for that feeling. I just want to like drink

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:11.040
<v Speaker 2>that like CBD. Yeah, I just want to not do that,

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't want to have to take medication for

0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 2>being like an anxiety ridden crazy girl recently. So I

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:19.239
<v Speaker 2>think I'm gonna start drinking those like what are they like,

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 2>the mad tasty CBD drinks. I'm gonna start drinking those.

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh sleigh Merchant shipping out today.

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:38.279
<v Speaker 2>What's your media of the week. My media of the

0:51:38.320 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 2>week is the rehearsal by Nathan Fielder. So good. He's crazy,

0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:46.600
<v Speaker 2>He's so good at what he does.

0:51:48.560 --> 0:51:51.200
<v Speaker 1>That's it for the combine everybody Dick writing for him? Bro,

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:52.319
<v Speaker 1>he's not even that good.

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:58.040
<v Speaker 2>And then my Media of the week is just two

0:51:58.120 --> 0:52:00.840
<v Speaker 2>new albums, be Topia and Gemini. Right, those are like

0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>the albums I've been like throwing on. And then I

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 2>have like a few other things that I will be

0:52:04.880 --> 0:52:07.120
<v Speaker 2>continuing to gate keep because that's what I do. And

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I still don't care and you can't make me not.

0:52:10.160 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I have one song from Media of the Week and

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:14.279
<v Speaker 1>it's ain't nobody straight in.

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:21.400
<v Speaker 2>L a oh, ain't nobody straight? This was my media

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 2>a long time ago.

0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:25.520
<v Speaker 1>So gay.

0:52:33.360 --> 0:52:40.400
<v Speaker 2>That s in l It's true.

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Except for me, Okay, I mean on the Beach by

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:48.880
<v Speaker 1>DJ Assault.

0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:51.960
<v Speaker 2>And are you fucking serious?

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:55.879
<v Speaker 1>Mystery of Love? But I don't know how to say

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 1>his name and.

0:52:57.239 --> 0:53:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Stephen, hey, come here, come here way, I.

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Don't so Hi. You know how you came to me

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and you were like, okay, we need to niff the rumors,

0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the short rumors in the bud, right, which I mean.

0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Like calling calling something that you're insecure about a rumor

0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 2>is a really good way to deflect, Like, I will

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 2>give that to you.

0:53:27.640 --> 0:53:29.799
<v Speaker 4>You have no idea, I'll get any comment that.

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well he's five two right, yeah and half. So

0:53:39.360 --> 0:53:43.200
<v Speaker 1>I got you something off Amazon to make you feel

0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:48.800
<v Speaker 1>a little bit better about your care because.

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:49.080
<v Speaker 2>And I got that telling the truth.

0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:52.200
<v Speaker 1>In Souls that you put in your new sneaker that

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:58.839
<v Speaker 1>make you grow by about four inches. Come on, look

0:53:58.880 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 1>you put them on and it's inside your sneaker. Look

0:54:02.760 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 1>and you'll be so tall and then its you and

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>then you'll be a solid like five five four. Yeah,

0:54:10.600 --> 0:54:15.520
<v Speaker 1>so you tired of me?

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:17.160
<v Speaker 4>Why did you buy this?

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Kai is taller than in theory?

0:54:20.640 --> 0:54:23.879
<v Speaker 1>I buy them for you. I actually want to see

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:25.759
<v Speaker 1>if they work there.

0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:30.360
<v Speaker 2>Kay. The thing is what you lack in height, you

0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:31.799
<v Speaker 2>make up for in personality.

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:35.239
<v Speaker 4>Okay, but I don't lack anything, and I'm objectively.

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 2>So you go from like five ft two and a

0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:39.640
<v Speaker 2>half and then with your personality you get to like

0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:42.600
<v Speaker 2>a five point four and one third.

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:59.560
<v Speaker 1>The heavy Okay, so you guys don't no, Yeah, the

0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:01.000
<v Speaker 1>that to make you taller.

0:55:01.480 --> 0:55:03.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's even more.

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I heard three walked over there. Look you can put it.

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Should we put one more each?

0:55:13.239 --> 0:55:15.879
<v Speaker 2>No, let's just we don't want them to get too

0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:19.160
<v Speaker 2>tall because it'll be like it'll like.

0:55:19.239 --> 0:55:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Shock you of your shoe as well.

0:55:21.800 --> 0:55:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, you need to your foot isn't in your shoes?

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Frigging me out?

0:55:32.280 --> 0:55:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Wait is your foot in your shoe? Get your sneaky

0:55:34.560 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 2>as foot out there.

0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was fully in. These are crange?

0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, okay, do you want to be we

0:55:44.600 --> 0:55:44.960
<v Speaker 2>need to do.

0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>We need to measure you before and then measure you after.

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't have a measuring tape.

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:55.799
<v Speaker 1>We'll use my penis because it's four feet tall. Your

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:59.759
<v Speaker 1>penis is yeah, and you're not all people to say

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:01.320
<v Speaker 1>that how you know the truth.

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>So you're saying that this is crazy that your foot

0:56:05.280 --> 0:56:05.799
<v Speaker 2>was in there.

0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:07.319
<v Speaker 6>I thought you.

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't there, Like, what shoes are these made for? What

0:56:11.840 --> 0:56:14.279
<v Speaker 1>do you w who? What shoes are these made for?

0:56:15.800 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 2>You can? But so you wear jeans with it?

0:56:20.040 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Is this obvious?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesnt make you taller though. Wow, it's actually like

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<v Speaker 1>almost unnoticeable.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait the side talk.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, why are you actually so tall?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>She's actually so tall? Now? Holy, I don't like saying this.

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<v Speaker 3>You like that, but if I was five five, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Happen Okay, now you're like six one with those in

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, they give you like a I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>That those zeros will see it and they'll be like,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not five, he's normal size, and now he's my sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why this guy kind of love him?

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<v Speaker 3>It would be so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it feel weird?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I try.

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<v Speaker 4>What this is like an installer?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it feel weird like their feet are gonna fly out?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do they kind of like taller than this? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's yeah, he's huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're just playing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it and getting home and taking your heels off.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically we're normally yeah. Also if we're at eye line.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because because you chronically stys stand on your toes,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why you have stilts on because we feel

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<v Speaker 2>bad because you're gonna get arthritis in those toes if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't start stop like stepping on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have the world's largest calves. It's crazy you

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<v Speaker 1>have big calves.

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<v Speaker 2>You are serving today, But it's probably because you have.

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<v Speaker 1>Been working out. Yeah, because when you walked in, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you're like big right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Today wearing your heels back to the.

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<v Speaker 1>To the computer click fas.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you have a beautiful day. Should we rub

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<v Speaker 2>noses a little Eskimo kiss. No, I couldn't get. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>that video that it's like looks like me and Drew

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<v Speaker 2>were kissing is real. And before we did that, he

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<v Speaker 2>ate a handful of fucking doritos and he smelled so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking gross, and I couldn't believe he did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I ate doritos and then we fake kissed and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, did you eat?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was laughing while we were doing it, and

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<v Speaker 2>we were just like looking at each other and laughing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, he smells.

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<v Speaker 1>Atast at least it wasn't garlic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I would argue that the artificial smell of cheese

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<v Speaker 2>doritos is worse than garlic.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheesy breath, cheesy breast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thank you so much, baby Me Andrew have

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<v Speaker 2>to go because I have to oil up his breasts

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<v Speaker 2>and rub my my clitterus against his nipple.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're gonna milk me, yeah, with my bos

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<v Speaker 2>And bye