Speaker 1: I want to him and a group. Sometimes the man
Speaker 1: has to take control.
Speaker 2: That is true. Like as a girl, sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Like my boob is getting more blood
Speaker 2: than my brain, so I like can't.
Speaker 1: It's hard for you to understand certain things. I get it,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you get that. Yeah, especially when you're
Speaker 1: making milk in there constantly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have to like feed the village. I
Speaker 2: don't have time.
Speaker 1: The village.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 1: To this episode, I.
Speaker 2: Know as I said it, I was like, we haven't
Speaker 2: made that mistake in like so long. We said that
Speaker 2: for the first like thirty episode until we realized that
Speaker 2: was not correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome back to Emergency Intercom. This episode, we have
Speaker 1: a doozy for you.
Speaker 2: When you say that and then follow it with nothing,
Speaker 2: it's like so anticlimactic. The first thing I want to
Speaker 2: talk about is old people. Oh, it's not based on that.
Speaker 2: So I just got back from New York and on
Speaker 2: my flight, it like this lady next to me reminded
Speaker 2: me of my grandma. And this freaks me out about
Speaker 2: old people is the fact that they can just sit
Speaker 2: and do nothing for like five hours. Straight like that.
Speaker 1: I just didn't grow up with an iPhone in their hand,
Speaker 1: Like I actually, if I don't have an iPhone in
Speaker 1: my hand every five seconds, I actually don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm to do. Like I have my iPhone charging on
Speaker 1: the other side of the room right now, and it's
Speaker 1: normally in my pocket, and I actually feel naked without it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's because it's like the tick to pull it out
Speaker 2: and like swipe through like eight million apps for like
Speaker 2: any sign of like serotonin or don't.
Speaker 1: Mean you can get serotonin depletion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the lady next to me on the plane
Speaker 2: literally sat there for five hours doing nothing, Like I
Speaker 2: went to sleep and she was looking straight with her
Speaker 2: fucking hands on the tray, And when I woke up,
Speaker 2: she was still doing this. She literally was a little robot.
Speaker 2: She was just like rebooting and like re cooading.
Speaker 1: Our neighbor just took a flash photo of them through
Speaker 1: the wind that was fucking so weird.
Speaker 2: Should we go stop him or should we just let
Speaker 2: him have that for his enjoyment?
Speaker 1: I mean, he can see it my skirt. I don't care.
Speaker 1: You don't Oh my god, you're catholic.
Speaker 2: Sleigh today I'm wearing this baby doll dress that because
Speaker 2: of my big boobs.
Speaker 1: Is it supposed to be pink?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pink, the light pink color. Because I have
Speaker 2: too many white dresses that look like this. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Kay's doing the thing where he's covering my body with
Speaker 2: his hands.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good for.
Speaker 2: Him because he's scared. He's look at my boo.
Speaker 1: Guy's been hella jealous recently.
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 1: What did he do so jealous of me?
Speaker 2: He's territorial. I know.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, and I giving like, I never even said
Speaker 1: yes to anything.
Speaker 2: I know, y'all were never like exclusive. So you're being
Speaker 2: obsessive and you're.
Speaker 4: Treating me like we were exclusive.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I was very clear from the beginning. I
Speaker 1: was very clear. I want nothing out of this except
Speaker 1: a whole.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter that Drew was like taking you
Speaker 2: on dates and like listening to you talk all the
Speaker 2: time and emotionally tending to you and like picked you
Speaker 2: up from the airport every time you landed, and like
Speaker 2: all this stuff Like that doesn't mean you're dating. That
Speaker 2: literally just means that he's gonna fuck you later.
Speaker 1: Okay, And you're crazy you're so obsessed.
Speaker 4: I'm not crazy. He treated me. I've never been treated
Speaker 4: like that. And I mean, I guess he did only
Speaker 4: refer to me.
Speaker 2: As whole and that, and that's his fault that you've
Speaker 2: never been treated stuff.
Speaker 4: He's like playing with me right now. Can you see
Speaker 4: you what he's doing?
Speaker 2: Well, he wants to fuck you.
Speaker 1: We need to leap all those outwards out.
Speaker 2: We're like, he wants your whole, he wants your he
Speaker 2: wants your slimy little hole, the whole slimy and ready
Speaker 2: for my And like, hey, my friend over there literally
Speaker 2: wants your slimy, slippery hole ready and spread for him
Speaker 2: later tonight. Are you willing to do that or not?
Speaker 4: Like when Drew looked at me, I left snail trails
Speaker 4: on my on my seat.
Speaker 2: Thank god, they're like this fake leather that we could
Speaker 2: just wipe clean with like liol because it's always sticky clean.
Speaker 2: You lick his sweaty hole.
Speaker 4: When I when I saw that TikTok of you and Joside, like,
Speaker 4: it really fucked me up. And honestly, I feel like
Speaker 4: you owe me an apology.
Speaker 5: Josiah kiro fighting, Oh my god, Okay, not to take sides,
Speaker 5: but he made a really good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah I've been.
Speaker 1: Oh for a year.
Speaker 2: But enough about you slutty holes. Old people. They fucking
Speaker 2: scare me. Actually no, I used to like fucking hate
Speaker 2: old people, but then I had a moment where I
Speaker 2: was like, I like liked them in like a mean way.
Speaker 2: That was like almost like pitying old people, which I
Speaker 2: shouldn't do because they're like literally three times my senior,
Speaker 2: so I should be like, wow, you have so much
Speaker 2: to share, But like, I just can't help feel bad
Speaker 2: old people.
Speaker 1: No, that's mean, I can't even say it. I half
Speaker 1: of them don't even remember all their wisdom.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of true, dude. It actually makes
Speaker 2: me so sad. Like when I see old people, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: like you're just like you're in it for like the
Speaker 2: fuck of it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like dead ass. It's like like are you still here?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Like I love, love, love of my grandparents, but sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: My grandma isn't old enough that I'm like, damn, like
Speaker 2: why are you still like kicking rocks right now? But
Speaker 2: I have seen old people where I'm like, Okay, you're
Speaker 2: pushing it, like.
Speaker 1: Gave that life to a newborn, like make some room, bitch.
Speaker 1: This may be the most problematic shit we've.
Speaker 2: Said on this because it's like Hella ages, Yeah, well okay,
Speaker 2: I just have a lot of rage for old people
Speaker 2: because this old fucking cunt was a bitch to.
Speaker 1: Me at actually the most shocking moment I've ever experienced,
Speaker 1: Like like I'll explain it. So we were walking in
Speaker 1: the Starbucks and me and Josi were trailing behind Enya
Speaker 1: and and you went in before us and was holding
Speaker 1: the door for us. And then this old bag walked
Speaker 1: up with her stupid fucking Kelly Burkin like and her
Speaker 1: stupid jump suit track.
Speaker 2: Suit Lululemon, like the one that makes like look like
Speaker 2: give it up, give it up, girl, you're pushing it.
Speaker 1: And jo just I was like, you know, like why
Speaker 1: don't you why don't you go ahead of us? And
Speaker 1: She's like yeah, and like basically was like yeah, like
Speaker 1: I know I should be doing this, like treat me better.
Speaker 1: And we were like okay, and we didn't think anything
Speaker 1: about Enya held the door for her. She walked around
Speaker 1: India and like essentially ran to cut in front of
Speaker 1: Indya to like order before Inya. And I was like
Speaker 1: I've never experienced that level of disrespect without a single word,
Speaker 1: Like we might as well have not existed. Thank you crazy,
Speaker 1: not a thank you, not a not a nod, nothing,
Speaker 1: literally just like robot old people like I deserve this
Speaker 1: more than you.
Speaker 2: Which is what's crazy. Also about like her fit is
Speaker 2: like she had fake Chanelle's flat song flats on, which
Speaker 2: that's just me being mean to her. To be mean
Speaker 2: to her, but how do you have a Kelly Burkin
Speaker 2: in your hands? It's probably fake blue Lulemon like like
Speaker 2: jacket and like Lululemon tights. And then like the flats
Speaker 2: aren't even like propertiono, Like now you're just making me.
Speaker 2: Now you're just making me mad because you're being a
Speaker 2: you're being a mean bit. And then what made it
Speaker 2: worse is she got her drink in like two minutes
Speaker 2: and fucking left and disappeared, and for some reason, my
Speaker 2: drink got put behind like a plethora of other people
Speaker 2: sick after me. So literally I just like stood there
Speaker 2: like waiting for my drink for so long, and I
Speaker 2: felt so stupid and disrespected. And that's where my rage
Speaker 2: for old people has come from. Although most old people
Speaker 2: are super fucking nice and like I love them, but
Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel bad, Like I know you
Speaker 2: shouldn't pity old people, but you know what I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about is literally like the old uh, the old man
Speaker 2: we almost saw a trip and like break his fucking
Speaker 2: head open. Like that made me really sad and scared,
Speaker 2: like like because okay, you know what the difference was.
Speaker 2: I saw like a man around our age trip and
Speaker 2: I like laughed because I was like, that's funny. And
Speaker 2: then an old man came by and tripped on the
Speaker 2: same thing, and I like literally got so scared and
Speaker 2: sad for him. I was like, no, that's really fucked up.
Speaker 2: We need to call the city.
Speaker 1: And it was literally like no, we should actually call
Speaker 1: the city right now. And I was like, when have
Speaker 1: you ever wanted to fix anything this city?
Speaker 2: Because because on that same street, I saw another old
Speaker 2: man once fall and hit his head and it was
Speaker 2: like really gnarly, and I was driving by and almost
Speaker 2: off the car to like go help, but he had
Speaker 2: his family around him and they were helping him already.
Speaker 2: But it freaked me out because I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's like that's just one of those tragic
Speaker 2: things that's like, oh my god, Like that person could
Speaker 2: like literally die from that, because like he's like eight
Speaker 2: million years old already. His body should be experiencing.
Speaker 1: That, experiencing trauma. I don't think anybody should be experiencing that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious? That's you were just
Speaker 2: you're an EmPATH if anything. As Jess, I's been taking
Speaker 2: down his pants as a bit, not with his like
Speaker 2: wien or anything, but he just like will start talking
Speaker 2: to you, and if you turn around and you turn
Speaker 2: back around, his pants are like around his thighs and
Speaker 2: he's like hobbling around you.
Speaker 1: Here's the worst I've had case of all time.
Speaker 2: It's so ugly.
Speaker 1: It matches his glasses. Flip it around. Thread is a lot, dude,
Speaker 1: Like that was made for the people that we were
Speaker 1: like talking about, like that woman in Starbucks? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? He's probably gonna look up grossest vagina ever
Speaker 1: on Google? That's just it. Also, he'll just look up
Speaker 1: grosses vagina literally grossest vagina ever on Google and then
Speaker 1: put it up.
Speaker 2: He wants to cut that. It's maybe you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Can you get me my iPhone?
Speaker 2: I got so scary? Walk in frame girl? Okay okay,
Speaker 2: me went on that one painting in Italy. You know,
Speaker 2: the hands touching the.
Speaker 7: Girl with the pearl tattoo, the girl with the pearl tattoo,
Speaker 7: an egg with it.
Speaker 2: Joseiah textaby, he said, talking about Barbara cook.
Speaker 1: Kra Barbara Corkran, Barbara Corkrand for Miss Babs Babiana.
Speaker 2: From Shark Take. I've seen her. I've seen her in
Speaker 2: real life.
Speaker 1: I saw her really like the craziest. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was literally wearing like a tie die hoodie that
Speaker 2: said Miami Beach on it, and she was paying for
Speaker 2: all of her and her girl's drinks. And I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: that is such a slight That's what I need to
Speaker 2: be doing now. She see that's an old person that
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's so sligh. Maybe what I'm learning is
Speaker 2: I just find some people sad, and that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I'm reading the ideas that I have for this episode,
Speaker 1: and it's fucking crazy. They're usually fucking worms that eat plastic.
Speaker 1: They want to make they know they genetically modified some
Speaker 1: meal worms that literally their source of sustenance is plastic
Speaker 1: and they need to release in bitches everywhere and just
Speaker 1: eat all the plastic and I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: if they start eating plastic hombes and shit, like eat
Speaker 1: it all, like get it all out please.
Speaker 2: Oay, but it will it like degrade like that in
Speaker 2: their stomach from their stomach acids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so they're taking like seven hundred years it
Speaker 1: takes the worms. Just how long it takes them a shit.
Speaker 2: But that means that literally at one point at home depot,
Speaker 2: you know how, there's like the moth balls. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be meal worm balls.
Speaker 1: I'm so down for it. Get rid of all the plastic, please,
Speaker 1: get rid of all the plastic.
Speaker 2: I don't trust green juices and like vegetable juices in.
Speaker 1: Plastic, that's yeah, like even those like shots yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah in plastic. I'm like that feels like my body
Speaker 2: shouldn't be having like vitamins that have been like chipping
Speaker 2: away at the like.
Speaker 1: Plastic that the acidity of yeah, like the citrus like yeah,
Speaker 1: like a Coca Cola and a plastic bottle you're asking.
Speaker 2: For Yeah, you're already drinking something that's so like unnatural,
Speaker 2: Like what are you asking for?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But like don't put a green juice in a plastic bottle, Like, please,
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys for watching this episode of Emergine
Speaker 1: to come. We are out of here in the media.
Speaker 2: Mine suns so bad. It's I really can't believe other
Speaker 2: people are alive. That's one of them.
Speaker 1: I've had that written down in my notes for the
Speaker 1: episode topic thirty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I literally just like I can't believe it,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, Like it's just like sometimes scares
Speaker 2: me so bad. Like when I was on the plane,
Speaker 2: I was just like, damn, this plane is so full
Speaker 2: of people and everybody's going to get off and they
Speaker 2: have somewhere to go. That's the craziest thing I know.
Speaker 1: That's the craziest part about that is that's not real.
Speaker 1: That's what they want you to think. I'm genuinely serious,
Speaker 1: Like everybody is an actor, everybody's a crisis actor.
Speaker 2: So then why would they make actors like the one
Speaker 2: who is mean to me today so we could talk
Speaker 2: about it on the podcast and keep us in fucking line,
Speaker 2: So I could talk about on the podcast and get
Speaker 2: in trouble for calling out her fictional flats, because then
Speaker 2: someone's gonna be like, what's so, what's what's the big
Speaker 2: deal about? Her having fiction's.
Speaker 1: Crazy how we're free thinkers. You ever thought about that
Speaker 1: we're free thinkers?
Speaker 2: And I said, I can't say mother Parkers who don't
Speaker 2: just agree to what I say? And then right after that,
Speaker 2: it's like my biggest issue and problem is I say
Speaker 2: shit like it's a fact when I'm just guessing. But
Speaker 2: I'm usually right. Anyways, you don't do that, Yes I do,
Speaker 2: fuck you, but you know what I'm talking about, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was talking the truth, just like, don't don't
Speaker 1: argue with me.
Speaker 2: It's any like literally any question you get asked if
Speaker 2: you use like just a bit of common sense and
Speaker 2: like what is it there? There's like a term for it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like when you're guessing on a test.
Speaker 1: Everything I've I genuinely believe this. Everything I've ever said
Speaker 1: or every word that has come out of my mouth
Speaker 1: has been real, Like it's been the realest shit possibly.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting That's how I feel too, because I literally,
Speaker 2: random as fuck got into a conversation about the LGA
Speaker 2: like LaGuardia Airport because the LGBT.
Speaker 1: Why are you discussing LGBT matters?
Speaker 2: You wish I would talk about that, but I know
Speaker 2: I don't and I won't be talking about it. I
Speaker 2: don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: It is July, it is July done.
Speaker 2: But I was talking about the LaGuardia Airport and how
Speaker 2: like they don't take NonStop flights from LA and I
Speaker 2: was talking to a friend about it, and they were like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I don't get why they don't do that, like they
Speaker 2: would make so much more money. And I was like, well,
Speaker 2: probably they like maybe even during like the pandemic, they
Speaker 2: stopped taking those flights because they just like had like
Speaker 2: lower staff or something, and they just realized they could
Speaker 2: like still function at a high profit rate without those flights.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, or, literally, it's just a
Speaker 2: small ass airport and taking those long flights like might
Speaker 2: be a little dangerous, like for like to like land
Speaker 2: a plane that's been flying out long.
Speaker 1: Or they signed a contract with JFK, the reroute all
Speaker 1: of it to JFK.
Speaker 2: No, so what it is? No, But I was kind
Speaker 2: of right, it's literally because it's a small airport and
Speaker 2: they just decided when it was built that it shouldn't
Speaker 2: take flights that traveled for more than two thousand of
Speaker 2: miles and then they pushed it to fifteen hundred, so
Speaker 2: I was kind of right, but the person I was
Speaker 2: talking to was like, no, I don't think that's true,
Speaker 2: like off rip without any like knowledge themselves, which pissed
Speaker 2: me off because I was like, bitch, why don't you
Speaker 2: just agree with me?
Speaker 1: And I just literally just like that's the other thing.
Speaker 1: If I am wrong, internalized that shit, don't fucking tell
Speaker 1: me I'm wrong, because like, you have no right to
Speaker 1: speak I'm s you have no right to speak just what, No,
Speaker 1: you have no right, You have no right to speak
Speaker 1: me that way.
Speaker 2: Also, if I'm saying a hypothetical, just like, go with it.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, Like, don't like.
Speaker 1: I say that. I was about to say, every time
Speaker 1: we've ever had a hypothetical, you have.
Speaker 2: Because those aren't real unless I'm saying it, because that
Speaker 2: when I.
Speaker 1: Give a hypotheticals aren't real.
Speaker 2: Because that's the thing is when I get a hypothetical,
Speaker 2: that ship is real. I'm literally tapping in and I'm
Speaker 2: picking your brain a little bit. And if you give
Speaker 2: me the wrong answer, you're a bad person. You're gonna
Speaker 2: rot in hell forever. Yeah, that's the difference between you
Speaker 2: and me. Like hypothetical is like, Oh, I'm using them
Speaker 2: to manipulate Jose.
Speaker 4: I just asked if you guys could keep it down
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh is on his to kill himself in my living room?
Speaker 2: Hey, not there because.
Speaker 3: My saying.
Speaker 1: I wish I knew you wanted me.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew you to me in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Way shan you to me in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: No, that would be you to me because I wanted you.
Speaker 1: And you would be like, I wish I knew you
Speaker 1: wanted me.
Speaker 2: No, because if I'm saying that, that makes it seem
Speaker 2: like you wanted.
Speaker 1: Me, right exactly, wish I knew you wanted me.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew you wanted me.
Speaker 1: It's literally and I never wanted you.
Speaker 2: Know. It's because it's him saying I wish I knew
Speaker 2: you had to crush.
Speaker 1: On me, And that's you saying that to me because
Speaker 1: I never had No, that would.
Speaker 2: Only make sense if you had to crush on me.
Speaker 1: Watch the girls agree with me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we had to take a break because you're genuinely
Speaker 2: got mad over that, even though you know what, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is, I'm real, I'm real I'm real,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Is when we listen back to it, you're gonna see
Speaker 2: that you said the opposite.
Speaker 1: No, I really was saying like it's coming out of
Speaker 1: it's coming out of my mouth, like I'm saying, I
Speaker 1: wish I knew you wanted me, because if I knew
Speaker 1: you wanted me, I would have been like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have pushed it on it egged. And you
Speaker 1: remember me saying that you.
Speaker 2: Did say that, But when I started it, I started
Speaker 2: it there. I was like, literally you to me in
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen, and then you were like, no, you to me,
Speaker 2: And then that's why that's literally want me to I
Speaker 2: wish y'all saw.
Speaker 1: I guess we have it on.
Speaker 2: Video, but maybe we don't play it because.
Speaker 1: It got so serious. It got very literally.
Speaker 2: He was you're laughing in my face, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like I don't know how I'm not supposed
Speaker 2: to laugh about this, like.
Speaker 1: Well, well, shit, shit, let's talk about James.
Speaker 2: And then I thought you were mad because I said
Speaker 2: that when I was sixteen I did it, or when
Speaker 2: I was seventeen, I didn't actually want to have sex
Speaker 2: with you. And then I was like wait is this
Speaker 2: making him also offended and mad? Right now?
Speaker 1: Is that that did get under my skin? Well, because
Speaker 1: there was a moment.
Speaker 2: Okay, but like you have to understand, I was like
Speaker 2: a virgin and also I literally like it. I mean
Speaker 2: it plays into how I've us sex now. It's literally
Speaker 2: like it takes so much for me to be like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm sexually inclined by this person. Because I wanted to date.
Speaker 2: I could literally name like ten people who like I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I'm they love me, they.
Speaker 2: Love me, they want me to me. Because I had
Speaker 2: never experienced a single man being nice to me before, I.
Speaker 1: Was like, wait, wait, this is what love is. But
Speaker 1: that's literally me now. Well actually no, I just fell
Speaker 1: in love with everybody that I.
Speaker 2: See, and then when they start actually giving you attention,
Speaker 2: you get mad.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is this freak talking to me? Leading
Speaker 1: me me alone?
Speaker 2: Well, we just gave Steve Lacy literally a ten minutes
Speaker 2: while on the podcast it's us arguing.
Speaker 1: With each other. Cut it it now, cut it out.
Speaker 2: Well, his album is awesome, So how about that?
Speaker 1: Oh you you started liking it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1: I remember you saying like you only like like four
Speaker 1: songs off of it or something.
Speaker 2: I still like. I like, there's only four songs that
Speaker 2: I would really listen to, like on rotation, like two
Speaker 2: of the singles and then like two of the other songs.
Speaker 2: But I don't. I just don't like listening to.
Speaker 1: Just pay You that that last time.
Speaker 2: I just like, I don't like like slow songs right now.
Speaker 2: I think because his singles were so like upbeat, that's
Speaker 2: like what I wanted the whole thing. But speaking of flirting.
Speaker 1: Literally, okay, so I wrote this note down because it
Speaker 1: is like the most embarrassing thing, so I said, me,
Speaker 1: flirting is so embarrassing. I thought this worker at the
Speaker 1: plant store was hot. It was like I want to flirt,
Speaker 1: And my flirting was literally see you later. Like I
Speaker 1: was literally like see you later.
Speaker 2: Eh. Also, no, you won't bit, you don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I did do a lot of things about those You
Speaker 1: did not see him later. You did a lot of things.
Speaker 1: But I have seen him there before her they there,
Speaker 1: I have seen them there.
Speaker 2: We literally.
Speaker 1: Like, what is this supposed to mean? Am I supposed
Speaker 1: to Let's go wait?
Speaker 2: It's literally no, we're being tested right now because it's
Speaker 2: for missing and endangered elderly lady.
Speaker 1: Wait, what if this is like us outing ourselves? No,
Speaker 1: I can't even say that, but yeah, let's ride, let's
Speaker 1: go save them, Let's go save their good thing.
Speaker 2: Like what am I like? It's so loud as it's
Speaker 2: like literally a call to action.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw someone redesign like the what are those called
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I saw them like redesign redesign of it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: But getting this scary ass text on your screen and
Speaker 1: that scary sound like literally just like makes me want
Speaker 1: not want to do anything. But there was like a
Speaker 1: redesign of it where it was like like a radius
Speaker 1: of where the person is missing, like a picture of
Speaker 1: the car, a picture of the kid. It was like
Speaker 1: it was really cool action. I was like, that makes
Speaker 1: it loud.
Speaker 2: That makes more sense. Like realistically, if I'm in my
Speaker 2: house and you're telling me like a plate number, the
Speaker 2: chances of me leaving the house and remembering that or
Speaker 2: like slim to none, because what happens is I see
Speaker 2: that alert and then I'm I just pipe up and
Speaker 2: I keep going on TikTok while I'm driving.
Speaker 1: Literally, Enya does TikTok and drive I I do. I did.
Speaker 1: I did two days ago. I literally did. I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: I am too far into the hole and I need
Speaker 1: to like take a break from this.
Speaker 2: I shockingly, I don't use my phone that much while
Speaker 2: I drive, like because I'm like really bad at it,
Speaker 2: so I just don't do it. But I love when
Speaker 2: people are in my car and I make the joke.
Speaker 2: I always do it and nobody ever says no, which
Speaker 2: is like really fucked up. But I always if if
Speaker 2: there's a new person who gets in my car, I'll
Speaker 2: pick up my phone and I'm like, oh, you don't
Speaker 2: mind if I text and drive right, And they always
Speaker 2: always are like, uh no, not really, And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: have a little bit of self respect for your fucking safety.
Speaker 2: Like I say, no, like don't.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is is I have no care.
Speaker 2: For my own life, so you should keep that to yourself.
Speaker 1: If I'm being very honest, I'm just being vulnerable.
Speaker 2: I mean, like at what costs, Like it's like boring.
Speaker 1: It's just like super boring.
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, Like your SOB story is like
Speaker 2: boring as fuck. I actually saw I said that. I
Speaker 2: was like that this girl was talking about her trauma
Speaker 2: to somebody and then and they were like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be honest with you. Your trauma is really fucking it's like
Speaker 2: so boring. It's like not that interesting at all. I
Speaker 2: would win. I would win a competition now, not to
Speaker 2: make it a competition trauma battle, I think like I
Speaker 2: would be like I'd have to be top top three
Speaker 2: in the front group, like not to like debank anybody else's,
Speaker 2: but like I have to.
Speaker 1: Make top three easy. Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2: I'm walking home at least with the bronze. Honestly, I might.
Speaker 2: I might get Yeah, I'm going home with the gold medal.
Speaker 2: I was, I was dropping.
Speaker 1: He was just staring at I wasn't looking at you.
Speaker 2: You were so nasty.
Speaker 4: There's like a there's a way that your cock is pressing.
Speaker 2: Sorr. That was like, really real, Look you made a move.
Speaker 1: Made me feel small.
Speaker 4: I was sorry to my friend recently, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I've been saying cock and pussy ironically for so long
Speaker 4: that like it is just I don't even think about
Speaker 4: it when I say it because it's so gross. I
Speaker 4: know it's so.
Speaker 2: I say both those things with my full chests. I
Speaker 2: say them ironically and.
Speaker 4: Un ironic pussy unironically.
Speaker 8: Yes, well, I have a busy where I say, oh
Speaker 8: my god, my vagina, My vagina is literally so wet
Speaker 8: right now, I say both on ironically, Josie just wants
Speaker 8: to come into your body check and then leave.
Speaker 1: You're such a has saved.
Speaker 2: Get out of here.
Speaker 3: Wait can you hear this on the mica.
Speaker 1: The camera mic peeks.
Speaker 2: I know, motherfucker, it's so hot in his house. Please.
Speaker 1: It really is so bad that Spotify Yeah.
Speaker 3: He Spotify.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't believe that airplane mode like you have
Speaker 2: to turn it on when you get on a flight.
Speaker 2: I just don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I've never done it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it doesn't interfere with like the connection. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: this is a big piece of metal in the sky.
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me my fucking little iPhone is gonna
Speaker 2: fuck with your GPS, like get a better.
Speaker 1: I think it's on takeoff, like because they have to
Speaker 1: hear like the radio signals in their ears.
Speaker 2: I never turn airplane mode on.
Speaker 4: I do sometimes I feel like I would say people.
Speaker 1: Are turning it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Max, the amount of like old people who
Speaker 2: have gotten like actual phone calls like on a plane,
Speaker 2: like they're not turning that shit off.
Speaker 1: All old people have androids, let's have that.
Speaker 2: Or they have the iPhones that they're like grandchildren iPhone three. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have like the one with the button. Still. I
Speaker 2: actually had to help the lady at the last few
Speaker 2: minutes of the flight. I felt bad for her because
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, so she would use her iPhone
Speaker 2: if she knew she could, because she saw me using
Speaker 2: my eyes.
Speaker 1: I just did chest on that.
Speaker 2: No, she was like she asked me. She's like, oh,
Speaker 2: how do you have service? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's Wi Fi And then like I helped her connect
Speaker 2: to the WiFi and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. Or then we like the wi
Speaker 2: fi turned not two minutes later because we were landing.
Speaker 1: He made her waist fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2: No, thankfully she had t mobile free Wi Fi. They
Speaker 2: changed it from an hour free Wi Fi to like
Speaker 2: the full flight, which is so awesome because literally, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: here I go on the six hour flight with my
Speaker 2: hour of Wi Fi. Yeah, what the fuck do you
Speaker 2: want me to get done in an hour?
Speaker 1: Like I literally take the time on an airplane, like
Speaker 1: to purposely not buy Wi Fi. I'm like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is like the one time I can like be off
Speaker 1: my phone and like not need to use it. And
Speaker 1: I literally still think the world erupted in chaos and
Speaker 1: burns every single time I land, and right when I
Speaker 1: turned it on, I'm like like seizing at the mouth
Speaker 1: to like see what's going on, but nothing ever happens.
Speaker 1: But I try not to buy Wi Fi. I did
Speaker 1: like the last like two times, but typically I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is my moment.
Speaker 2: I bought Wi Fi when I was going to Europe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I was like trying not to sleep
Speaker 2: on the flight, so I was like, fuck, I need
Speaker 2: something to do. And then I slept anyway because I
Speaker 2: got too high and I like needed to go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Do you freaking out?
Speaker 1: Does it like buy for the whole flight?
Speaker 2: Uh? There's different, Like that's the annoying part is literally
Speaker 2: why am I spending ten dollars for two hours of
Speaker 2: like Wi Fi or like for an hour of Wi Fi?
Speaker 2: Like you're a scammer, and I can't even watch tiktoks.
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to watch TikTok on that Wi Fi.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, So I was like what's up? What's the point.
Speaker 2: Why did I watch tiktoks but I can't watch like
Speaker 2: like Netflix and stuff? Explain that to me, Like what's
Speaker 2: the difference, Like it you can't stream like Netflix on
Speaker 2: an airplane's Wi fi, but I can watch eight million tiktoks?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: What Like you can't like go on Hulu like on
Speaker 2: a plane with that Wi fi and just like watch
Speaker 2: anything on Hulu or Netflix, but.
Speaker 1: You can watch TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can watch TikTok's and you no. I said,
Speaker 2: why can't I watch tiktoks but I can't watch Netflix?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was like, I can watch eight million tiktoks, but
Speaker 2: I can't like watch a movie on Netflix, Like why
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 4: Maybe they want you to buy the movies on the
Speaker 4: plane or something.
Speaker 2: Or like watch the movies that they have on their yea,
Speaker 2: so fucking stupid. But the movies on so many like
Speaker 2: airlines suck. I haven't seen a TV on an American
Speaker 2: airline plane ever. Like I don't think I've ever been
Speaker 2: on an American airline plane and they have a TV
Speaker 2: like that. I shouldn't be in a plane that doesn't
Speaker 2: have TV. Yeah, Like enough, that is literally so fucking scary,
Speaker 2: like there's not a USB poort. They gotta start upgrading
Speaker 2: them to USBC because.
Speaker 1: Like, oh literally, because like I can't even use they
Speaker 1: need Bluetooth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now everybody has Bluetooth headphones and I'm not
Speaker 2: buying your fucking five dollars like gringly ass little stupid
Speaker 2: fucking headphone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to buy them on jet Blue.
Speaker 2: You have to buy the headphone. Every airline they do
Speaker 2: it differently, like it's so annoying. I'm like, also, can
Speaker 2: you all agree to doing something, because like why am
Speaker 2: I like following different rules?
Speaker 1: Can someone monopolize the airline industry and just make it
Speaker 1: one airline so I can like like combined all my points.
Speaker 2: Points are also like so pointless a scam. That's the
Speaker 2: biggest scam ever. They're like, oh my god, to make
Speaker 2: sure you sign up and use your points. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I have eight thousand points.
Speaker 1: That much that must be so waste to Europe. At
Speaker 1: least it's like a one flight way flight to like shit,
Speaker 1: ask nowhere Missouri. You can get the twenty.
Speaker 2: Dollars flight from Miami to Orlando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you still have to pay seven hundred dollars
Speaker 1: so stupid? But will you complain about airlines and airports
Speaker 1: on this podcast a lot?
Speaker 2: Because we're just always in them because our lives are moving.
Speaker 1: Like I literally like I already forgot that I was
Speaker 1: like in La, you know what I mean. Like I'm
Speaker 1: traveling so much.
Speaker 2: Like I just don't know where I belong, And honestly,
Speaker 2: it's like hurting my mental health and like I feel
Speaker 2: like disassociated because I get back to something and I'm like,
Speaker 2: how does this feel so familiar? Yet like so unfamiliar
Speaker 2: because I haven't been here for so long and it's
Speaker 2: like a never ending cycle. It's probably gonna trigger like
Speaker 2: something really deep in my brain one day. Literally, Lo,
Speaker 2: I am now on a cycle where I get to
Speaker 2: the airport an hour before my fucking flight takes off
Speaker 2: and I refuse to get there earlier.
Speaker 1: That is so dangerous.
Speaker 2: It's never It's never failed for me. Like literally my
Speaker 2: flight was at three fifty nine and I got to
Speaker 2: the airport at three and I still had time to
Speaker 2: go look at glass. Josie, is you need so much attention?
Speaker 1: You need Instagram?
Speaker 2: Do you want some settle Mom's lap? Why you have
Speaker 2: this because I was smoking hell of vapes and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's a fidget. How long can you do a wall
Speaker 1: sit for? When I first started working out, I couldn't
Speaker 1: even do a minute while sitting. And I did three
Speaker 1: what is it reps of two minutes each. That's last session,
Speaker 1: so six minutes. Yeah, but I had like thirty seconds
Speaker 1: off in between each. It was a nightmare. It was
Speaker 1: like the most painful thing I've ever done.
Speaker 2: I used to be punished like that in elementary school,
Speaker 2: so I'm like pretty good at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that is crazy. We've already talked about that,
Speaker 1: like literally doing that, like wall sits and blur beads
Speaker 1: on the hot concrete. Yeah. Like when you're you're like
Speaker 1: in a push up position, you jump up into the
Speaker 1: air and then you go back down into a push
Speaker 1: jump up.
Speaker 2: You're goutn't do that for very long.
Speaker 1: I wish I knew you.
Speaker 3: I feel like when I come into.
Speaker 1: The room, things change.
Speaker 2: You'd like suck all the energy out of this room.
Speaker 3: I didn't even do anything, though.
Speaker 2: You just breathed so heavily in my ear for like
Speaker 2: three seconds and then sump to the floor, Like you
Speaker 2: look like something really bad happened to you.
Speaker 4: I like to watch porn on the airplane.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I got so drunk on my last flight. I got
Speaker 3: so fucked up. I really did. I had like four calimonades.
Speaker 2: Is it because they were free?
Speaker 3: They were free?
Speaker 2: Why were they free?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: It sounds like ship. Wait?
Speaker 2: Why were they free?
Speaker 3: I was on a.
Speaker 6: Flight to the United Kingdom. I was on a flight
Speaker 6: to Europe. You can hear me now right.
Speaker 4: You gotta get closer.
Speaker 9: I was on the flight to the United Kingdom.
Speaker 4: Sorry, just little bit closer? What a little closer?
Speaker 9: I was on a flight to the U.
Speaker 1: Didn't get any closer.
Speaker 6: And here's the thing. There were free drinks on the plane.
Speaker 6: And I recently turned twenty one, so on that flight
Speaker 6: I had four or five bod eliminade.
Speaker 1: That's so scary that you're only twenty one.
Speaker 9: And the woman was saying, she was like, you want
Speaker 9: another one?
Speaker 6: And I was like yes, Like drink orders were done.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because also you know that when you're on an airplane,
Speaker 2: you get drunk or faster.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and you also get I was.
Speaker 6: It was an eleven hour flight, so I was sober
Speaker 6: by the time we hit like ground and.
Speaker 1: Why were they free?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think because it's such a long flight.
Speaker 6: We were first you were first class, first class.
Speaker 4: Were you really.
Speaker 1: A little closer like that?
Speaker 2: You want to see him throw this mic so bad?
Speaker 9: So we went and he went to the bathroom with
Speaker 9: the stewardest.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 9: I didn't, no, but I did get.
Speaker 1: Very very on that flight.
Speaker 6: Me and Lucas both got drunk on that flight, and
Speaker 6: it was very It was a very fun time.
Speaker 4: It was a good time.
Speaker 1: Fruit name John Well.
Speaker 2: On my flight to Europe with Oryan, we got like
Speaker 2: hell a cross faded and we were talking to each
Speaker 2: other and we kept forgetting that we were like we
Speaker 2: had headphones on, so we were screaming at each other
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh my god, Like are they
Speaker 2: gonna come back with champagne? And we were like yelling
Speaker 2: at each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say that we were talking
Speaker 1: about it yesterday when like you were like, I've just
Speaker 1: been farting hell a loud, just randomly out loud. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, dude, when I want an airplane,
Speaker 1: I'll have like my noise canceling headphones on and I'll
Speaker 1: like rip ass and like internally and like, was that loud?
Speaker 1: Like that I just shit ass, like really loud.
Speaker 2: You can hear it where it's like it's like an
Speaker 2: internal like it's like like a loud fart, so you
Speaker 2: could feel it like vibrate the bottom half of your body.
Speaker 2: So you're like, you know that was loud.
Speaker 1: Since I have like such a such big like ash
Speaker 1: cheeks like they like clap when I fart, it's like.
Speaker 2: There's no way. So wait, so your far is like
Speaker 2: like that's how it comes out because it's like trying
Speaker 2: to escape for each flat. Yeah, dude, I was sitting
Speaker 2: on the flight like this with my legs up on
Speaker 2: the chair in front of me like bent over, and
Speaker 2: I had paused my music because I was like looking
Speaker 2: at something on Instagram. I was watching an Instagram reel
Speaker 2: and I pushed out like a far and it was
Speaker 2: so loud, like I literally laughed out loud of myself.
Speaker 2: But I didn't mind because the man next to me
Speaker 2: was like annoying the fuck out of me, so like
Speaker 2: I was like, good, bitch, I just parted on you.
Speaker 1: You gave him a story to tell. Yeah, Like every
Speaker 1: person next to me gives me a story to tell.
Speaker 1: I said that next to the stinkiest people every single fly. No,
Speaker 1: I had that I'm the common denominator. H huh, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm the common denominator in all of these cases. What
Speaker 1: if I'm the stinky show?
Speaker 2: Like just so, just so happened, You're always next to
Speaker 2: someone who stinks like it might be you.
Speaker 1: It is a different smell every time. One time those tomatoes,
Speaker 1: someone smelled like rancid tomatoes, like borderline catch up.
Speaker 2: Well, the man next to me smelled like the bunkust
Speaker 2: weed I've ever smelled. And he had two phones and
Speaker 2: then he started calling the phones and I started falling asleep,
Speaker 2: and he started falling on to me. And we'll insert
Speaker 2: that video because I got a video of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was literally falling on to me. And I really
Speaker 2: didn't fuck with him because also I had an aisle
Speaker 2: seat before but before we took off. This was the
Speaker 2: second mother who I gave my seat to, Like, I know,
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm a good person. But the first mother
Speaker 2: asked to switch seats with me. She had an asle seat,
Speaker 2: and I switched with her so she could sit by
Speaker 2: her like ten year old son. Because I'm a saint
Speaker 2: and then the next one, we're about to take off,
Speaker 2: and like this mother and her daughter come in and
Speaker 2: her daughter had to be like four years old because
Speaker 2: she literally had her by the arm and like a
Speaker 2: little monkey, plopped her in between me and this random
Speaker 2: lady and then went sat in the middle seat in
Speaker 2: front of her, and the daughter was like, mom sitting
Speaker 2: next to me? Mom, won't you sit next to me?
Speaker 2: And started like yelling and freaking out. And then the
Speaker 2: guy in front of me, I was like, hey, like
Speaker 2: should we move so they can like sit next to
Speaker 2: each other? And he stands up and he's like yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't care, but I just I don't want
Speaker 2: to sit in the middle. And I was like, you're
Speaker 2: such a fucking cunt ass, because like obviously I was
Speaker 2: probably gonna move to the middle, like no questions asked,
Speaker 2: but like you saying that was just so annoying, like
Speaker 2: like you think I want to sit in the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I feel bad for this literal child.
Speaker 2: How she was literally like four, like she could like speak,
Speaker 2: but she was like.
Speaker 1: The mom bought a four year old another seat on
Speaker 1: the plane.
Speaker 2: Maybe five she but she was tiny, like she was
Speaker 2: like a little ass girl.
Speaker 1: Like, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But I think it was a situation where they got
Speaker 2: put on the flight because Delta had a bunch of
Speaker 2: flights that got canceled, and it seemed like those were
Speaker 2: the two empty seats and they just like that was
Speaker 2: the closest they could get them without moving someone else.
Speaker 2: So we like, I switched and he smelt like weed
Speaker 2: and was falling all over me, and it was like
Speaker 2: the worst five ever.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think that's really cute. I'm telling me why,
Speaker 1: why you look good?
Speaker 2: And I know.
Speaker 1: I'm run there, and why that's how I got a
Speaker 1: hair cut. You look so good cutting the eye.
Speaker 2: Cutting a dye would look really bad with hair like that.
Speaker 1: If you cut your hair, it's so bad. Or look
Speaker 1: at me, Jsiah, Jessiah, don't breathe on her like that.
Speaker 6: I've gotten a I got a cut in a color earlier,
Speaker 6: and I'm just I feel really good about it. Honestly,
Speaker 6: it looks like ship.
Speaker 1: You looks really bad, dude. This wig is maybe one
Speaker 1: of the best in I know hundreds. We got a
Speaker 1: field trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah for the field trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the Patreon No no, no, it's so bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the original original pilot.
Speaker 2: I liked that one. That that one was when I
Speaker 2: wasn't in it.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: Wait, there was the art one, the ghost one, and
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 2: I liked, the one without me one where you literally
Speaker 2: filmed it. That's where I got Ernie from Ernie. That's
Speaker 2: where the nickname Ernie came from.
Speaker 1: We should honestly post the horse one. I don't have it.
Speaker 3: I have it.
Speaker 6: I think I still have the link. It's like unlisted
Speaker 6: on YouTube. We could download it four YouTube people.
Speaker 1: I just had the m k V, the m P
Speaker 1: four for the last.
Speaker 6: Twelve transitions that they need for us, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: No tin no shade.
Speaker 6: But I mean no, no shade, no all te no shade.
Speaker 3: It was very crazy.
Speaker 2: You look insane.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it looks smart.
Speaker 2: Also, you having the air ponds in.
Speaker 1: Like I have the craziest nausea ever right now. I
Speaker 1: really cannot eat before this podcast, I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: like burped throat already looked so wet and like so.
Speaker 2: It was not because me and Josie had a breakfast
Speaker 2: that was divine, that was to die for the.
Speaker 9: Protein wreck and that was good.
Speaker 2: We had a breakfast that was to die.
Speaker 1: For Toney ran in the Hell and Mirror Barbara Corkoran.
Speaker 6: Really fucking Babs, y'all were being lovely about her. She
Speaker 6: is an awful, awful human. She literally looks the way
Speaker 6: is she bad?
Speaker 3: She's a good person, Barbara.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying she's not standing to look at her
Speaker 6: or hear her. She hasn't made a deal on Shark
Speaker 6: Tank in like three seasons. She just always said I don't.
Speaker 2: Get it, okay, because she's real.
Speaker 3: Has wooden teeth, and she has leave her skin. She
Speaker 3: is lovely.
Speaker 6: I love her, but like girl, we gotta She's had
Speaker 6: a knee surgery three times.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's not that crazy. She's like an older woman. Why
Speaker 2: do you have to get knee surgery? Do your niece
Speaker 2: just stop working?
Speaker 1: Arthritis?
Speaker 2: Arthritis author this dick Arthur Wright tits. This whole episode
Speaker 2: has just been like us arguing and then YO say it,
Speaker 2: interrupting and saying nothing for.
Speaker 1: Like twenty minutes, bone Apple Tea. I wish you could
Speaker 1: have seen his full body.
Speaker 3: That was so crazy.
Speaker 1: Let me describe you for him, for the viewers the listeners.
Speaker 1: He's wearing. His ass is volumptuous, his pants are ill fitting.
Speaker 2: Ill fitting, but around his volumptuous cheeks.
Speaker 3: How is that?
Speaker 2: OK? You can't just arch your back a little bit
Speaker 2: and just show that part of your body.
Speaker 3: And then I literally can't watch me.
Speaker 1: Ooh, watch me, watch me ooh ooh.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, but this is like kind of a big deal.
Speaker 2: I got the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: When I oversleep, I'm taking a new mindset on it.
Speaker 1: I'm not freaking out about being late. I'm just saying, oh,
Speaker 1: my body needed more sleep, because that's the truth, and
Speaker 1: my health comes first. What do you think of that?
Speaker 2: I think that's a sweet sentiment, But I can't live
Speaker 2: like that because I am a greedy, gluttonous bitch. And
Speaker 2: when I oversleep, it's literally not because I need it.
Speaker 2: It's because I just like like doing it and it
Speaker 2: feels really good for me.
Speaker 1: I want it.
Speaker 2: I can sleep like no other fucking human like I
Speaker 2: literally I could go to sleep at ten pm and
Speaker 2: sleep until twelve the next day, and not in any
Speaker 2: world does my body need fourteen hours of sleep? Like,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything that entail that kind of rest
Speaker 2: for my body.
Speaker 1: I'm very neurotic about my sleep. I'm like, I only
Speaker 1: need six to eight hours, I'm only going to get
Speaker 1: it and then I wake up and I start my day.
Speaker 1: But when I do sleep in. You know what's funny
Speaker 1: is I wrote that note down and then I saw
Speaker 1: a TikTok the next day of someone making fun of
Speaker 1: literally those exact same words. They were like someone who's
Speaker 1: a morning person who slept in and they quoted literally that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I wouldn't claim I'm a
Speaker 1: morning person. I fucking hate being up in the morning.
Speaker 1: But if I'm not up in the morning, I feel
Speaker 1: like I wasted my day and I hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that I do feel like I wasted
Speaker 2: my day, but I'm just like whatever. Because also when
Speaker 2: I wake up too early, like I freak out because
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have anything to do, like unless
Speaker 2: I have activities that I need to get done through
Speaker 2: the day, then I'm like, oh, I need to wake
Speaker 2: up early. But like, there's no reason for me to
Speaker 2: be awake before nine am. There's no reason, like for
Speaker 2: Enya humanser to be awake before nine am in the morning.
Speaker 2: There is not a Samad reason because I don't go
Speaker 2: to sleep until one or two. So what in God's
Speaker 2: fucking name am I supposed to be doing for the
Speaker 2: next seventeen hours.
Speaker 1: Literally like, no, I don't need that. We're going to
Speaker 1: the gym at ten am.
Speaker 2: True, but like still see, I don't need to be
Speaker 2: up before nine am for that. I wish I was
Speaker 2: the kind of morning person who's like, yeah, like it's
Speaker 2: nine am right now. I woke up at six, I
Speaker 2: went to the gym, I took a shower, I had
Speaker 2: a little breakfast, and now I'm just like starting my day.
Speaker 1: Someone's talking about me.
Speaker 2: No, you're just like you No, you're losing your ability
Speaker 2: to hear because you're unhealthy. I saw on TikTok that
Speaker 2: it was like it was like when I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I was like no, girl, you feel good because you
Speaker 2: had a meal and you were like girl, chill. People
Speaker 2: were like, which, this is like sweet like to think about,
Speaker 2: but like they were like, she shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have said that before he got to don't say it.
Speaker 1: I can't talk about my eating habits and yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: I was like okay, like I'm talking about my friend
Speaker 2: who eats talkies for every meal, and then it's shocked
Speaker 2: when he eats a real meal and is like.
Speaker 1: Guys, I get my cavalies. One way or another, I'm
Speaker 1: getting those.
Speaker 2: Kinds that belly, but sometimes not the correct way.
Speaker 1: I'll fill his loads. No, I've been drinking so much
Speaker 1: protein it's crazy. I'll drink collagen in the morning and
Speaker 1: then in the afternoon I just drink regular protein and
Speaker 1: it's lit boots.
Speaker 2: I literally can't believe that you were like, I feel
Speaker 2: like you would still do it, but now you've been
Speaker 2: having meals, so it's like not as crazy, but I
Speaker 2: literally like I can't stress enough. It is not a
Speaker 2: joke that Drew literally survived for like four years off
Speaker 2: of hot Cheetahs.
Speaker 1: It was even slim Gems. It was hot Cheetos, Red
Speaker 1: Bull and slim Gems like that is literally that was
Speaker 1: my meals. And I would be like, dude, why the
Speaker 1: fuck do I feel like shit all the time? And
Speaker 1: it's because, like I'm it's not exaggerate and it's not
Speaker 1: even on some like ed shit where I was like
Speaker 1: I can't eat.
Speaker 2: No, it's literally just because you like it.
Speaker 1: It was I was gluttonous and I was giving my
Speaker 1: body what my brain wanted, not what it needed. And
Speaker 1: I I have no idea how I'm still alive and
Speaker 1: I'm always like, why am I so constipated? It's because
Speaker 1: I ruined my body for four years. I ruined my body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because before we moved in together, I feel like
Speaker 2: he used to eat God oh, but that you always
Speaker 2: eat better when you live with your parents, because like
Speaker 2: your parents are like, let's go eat blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And like also when we were on tour, it was
Speaker 2: like different because it was like we were like being
Speaker 2: given food. Yeah, so like you you were getting food,
Speaker 2: but it literally was like you were like the classic
Speaker 2: case of like man lives on his own is like, h.
Speaker 1: Bro, what I have to feed myself? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to do? How am I supposed
Speaker 2: to buy food three times a day?
Speaker 1: But like, actually that is something I've been thinking about
Speaker 1: a lot, is like how the fuck do people eat
Speaker 1: three times a day? Like it is hard for me
Speaker 1: to do. I've been doing it lately and it is
Speaker 1: actually really difficult, And I don't get how people are
Speaker 1: to do that. And I think that's just big food
Speaker 1: planting these little lies in our head, just like big
Speaker 1: milk told us everybody need big milk. Everybody needed milk.
Speaker 1: Go know the fuck we don't. We do not need
Speaker 1: count Also.
Speaker 2: Everybody like eats so differently, like some people like that's
Speaker 2: like a for the bitches who are working up at
Speaker 2: six am. Go ahead and have your three meals mix,
Speaker 2: miss bitch, Like you literally have so much time to bitch.
Speaker 2: If I was waking up at six am, I'd have
Speaker 2: four meals just to have something.
Speaker 1: You think you can get monkey pucks from the gym.
Speaker 2: That's I'm not kidding. I was thinking about that last night,
Speaker 2: hmmm hmmm, because of like sweat and like the steam
Speaker 2: room and like things like that. I was like thinking
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: Gross, I need the monkey pocks vaccine.
Speaker 2: I think I think I can give it to you.
Speaker 2: I'll make a concoction and I'll just.
Speaker 1: Make a holistic conco make something up. Yeah, I'll make
Speaker 1: s I'll get something wrong, I'll get you something.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Well did you hear that?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Did you hit your fucking hand?
Speaker 1: No, it just almost broke. I leaned back on it
Speaker 1: and just like I.
Speaker 2: Thought, you did the thing where you embarrassed yourself by
Speaker 2: like hitting your head and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: did you like hear my god? All right? Well that's
Speaker 2: it for the most foul episode yet.
Speaker 1: Because Kai was in a bad mood the whole time,
Speaker 1: he didn't even care what I cared.
Speaker 4: I was taking notes the whole time. Sometimes my depression
Speaker 4: just flares up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, didn't you ask though, Like, let's let's
Speaker 2: be over.
Speaker 4: No, okay, you guys didn't ask. I'm okay. Honestly, I
Speaker 4: think I got three hours of sleep last night. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: what time did you sleep? I got in bed at
Speaker 4: like midnight, and then I just kept waking up with
Speaker 4: my heart racing. That's the worst vibe ever, just freaking out.
Speaker 1: That fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: You should take like a chill pill or something.
Speaker 4: Those aren't real. Oh, actually, that's.
Speaker 2: We just need to change the verbie, the verbiage of
Speaker 2: that it's a chill pod. I actually do think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start taking like CBD gummies like around with me,
Speaker 2: because the way I freak out and explode things in
Speaker 2: my brain recently is actually like becoming a problem. Like
Speaker 2: the simplest issues send me on the craziest spiral, and
Speaker 2: I am like a cunt and evil and crazy to
Speaker 2: everybody in my vicinity because I'm freaking out and genuinely
Speaker 2: like I'm like, oh, my god, there's there's a solution,
Speaker 2: but I can't think of it because I'm too busy
Speaker 2: thinking about all the bad things that could happen if
Speaker 2: I don't come to a solution. And then people around
Speaker 2: me are trying to help me, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't understand. You literally cannot fucking help me because
Speaker 2: you don't know what, like what's happening to me right now.
Speaker 2: And then twenty minutes later, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I was a little crazy to know.
Speaker 1: Huh, you just need to take a chill fill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not actually, Like I don't want to be
Speaker 2: medicated for that feeling. I just want to like drink
Speaker 2: that like CBD. Yeah, I just want to not do that,
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to have to take medication for
Speaker 2: being like an anxiety ridden crazy girl recently. So I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna start drinking those like what are they like,
Speaker 2: the mad tasty CBD drinks. I'm gonna start drinking those.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh sleigh Merchant shipping out today.
Speaker 2: What's your media of the week. My media of the
Speaker 2: week is the rehearsal by Nathan Fielder. So good. He's crazy,
Speaker 2: He's so good at what he does.
Speaker 1: That's it for the combine everybody Dick writing for him? Bro,
Speaker 1: he's not even that good.
Speaker 2: And then my Media of the week is just two
Speaker 2: new albums, be Topia and Gemini. Right, those are like
Speaker 2: the albums I've been like throwing on. And then I
Speaker 2: have like a few other things that I will be
Speaker 2: continuing to gate keep because that's what I do. And
Speaker 2: I still don't care and you can't make me not.
Speaker 1: I have one song from Media of the Week and
Speaker 1: it's ain't nobody straight in.
Speaker 2: L a oh, ain't nobody straight? This was my media
Speaker 2: a long time ago.
Speaker 1: So gay.
Speaker 2: That s in l It's true.
Speaker 1: Except for me, Okay, I mean on the Beach by
Speaker 1: DJ Assault.
Speaker 2: And are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: Mystery of Love? But I don't know how to say
Speaker 1: his name and.
Speaker 2: Stephen, hey, come here, come here way, I.
Speaker 1: Don't so Hi. You know how you came to me
Speaker 1: and you were like, okay, we need to niff the rumors,
Speaker 1: the short rumors in the bud, right, which I mean.
Speaker 2: Like calling calling something that you're insecure about a rumor
Speaker 2: is a really good way to deflect, Like, I will
Speaker 2: give that to you.
Speaker 4: You have no idea, I'll get any comment that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he's five two right, yeah and half. So
Speaker 1: I got you something off Amazon to make you feel
Speaker 1: a little bit better about your care because.
Speaker 2: And I got that telling the truth.
Speaker 1: In Souls that you put in your new sneaker that
Speaker 1: make you grow by about four inches. Come on, look
Speaker 1: you put them on and it's inside your sneaker. Look
Speaker 1: and you'll be so tall and then its you and
Speaker 1: then you'll be a solid like five five four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you tired of me?
Speaker 4: Why did you buy this?
Speaker 2: Kai is taller than in theory?
Speaker 1: I buy them for you. I actually want to see
Speaker 1: if they work there.
Speaker 2: Kay. The thing is what you lack in height, you
Speaker 2: make up for in personality.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I don't lack anything, and I'm objectively.
Speaker 2: So you go from like five ft two and a
Speaker 2: half and then with your personality you get to like
Speaker 2: a five point four and one third.
Speaker 1: The heavy Okay, so you guys don't no, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: that to make you taller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's even more.
Speaker 1: I heard three walked over there. Look you can put it.
Speaker 1: Should we put one more each?
Speaker 2: No, let's just we don't want them to get too
Speaker 2: tall because it'll be like it'll like.
Speaker 1: Shock you of your shoe as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you need to your foot isn't in your shoes?
Speaker 3: Frigging me out?
Speaker 2: Wait is your foot in your shoe? Get your sneaky
Speaker 2: as foot out there.
Speaker 1: Oh it was fully in. These are crange?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, okay, do you want to be we
Speaker 2: need to do.
Speaker 1: We need to measure you before and then measure you after.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't have a measuring tape.
Speaker 1: We'll use my penis because it's four feet tall. Your
Speaker 1: penis is yeah, and you're not all people to say
Speaker 1: that how you know the truth.
Speaker 2: So you're saying that this is crazy that your foot
Speaker 2: was in there.
Speaker 6: I thought you.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there, Like, what shoes are these made for? What
Speaker 1: do you w who? What shoes are these made for?
Speaker 2: You can? But so you wear jeans with it?
Speaker 3: Is this obvious?
Speaker 1: It doesnt make you taller though. Wow, it's actually like
Speaker 1: almost unnoticeable.
Speaker 2: Wait the side talk.
Speaker 3: Wait, why are you actually so tall?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: She's actually so tall? Now? Holy, I don't like saying this.
Speaker 3: You like that, but if I was five five, well.
Speaker 1: Happen Okay, now you're like six one with those in
Speaker 1: like yeah, they give you like a I'm sure.
Speaker 4: That those zeros will see it and they'll be like,
Speaker 4: he's not five, he's normal size, and now he's my sister.
Speaker 1: Wait, why this guy kind of love him?
Speaker 3: It would be so nice.
Speaker 1: Does it feel weird?
Speaker 3: Can I try.
Speaker 4: What this is like an installer?
Speaker 1: Does it feel weird like their feet are gonna fly out?
Speaker 1: Or do they kind of like taller than this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's yeah, he's huge.
Speaker 2: Now we're just playing.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I.
Speaker 2: Know it and getting home and taking your heels off.
Speaker 3: Basically we're normally yeah. Also if we're at eye line.
Speaker 2: Well, because because you chronically stys stand on your toes,
Speaker 2: which is why you have stilts on because we feel
Speaker 2: bad because you're gonna get arthritis in those toes if
Speaker 2: you don't start stop like stepping on it.
Speaker 1: And you have the world's largest calves. It's crazy you
Speaker 1: have big calves.
Speaker 2: You are serving today, But it's probably because you have.
Speaker 1: Been working out. Yeah, because when you walked in, I
Speaker 1: was like, you're like big right now.
Speaker 2: Today wearing your heels back to the.
Speaker 1: To the computer click fas.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 2: I hope you have a beautiful day. Should we rub
Speaker 2: noses a little Eskimo kiss. No, I couldn't get. Also,
Speaker 2: that video that it's like looks like me and Drew
Speaker 2: were kissing is real. And before we did that, he
Speaker 2: ate a handful of fucking doritos and he smelled so
Speaker 2: fucking gross, and I couldn't believe he did that.
Speaker 1: I ate doritos and then we fake kissed and he
Speaker 1: was like, did you eat?
Speaker 2: Because I was laughing while we were doing it, and
Speaker 2: we were just like looking at each other and laughing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, he smells.
Speaker 1: Atast at least it wasn't garlic.
Speaker 2: It's I would argue that the artificial smell of cheese
Speaker 2: doritos is worse than garlic.
Speaker 1: Cheesy breath, cheesy breast.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you so much, baby Me Andrew have
Speaker 2: to go because I have to oil up his breasts
Speaker 2: and rub my my clitterus against his nipple.
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna milk me, yeah, with my bos
Speaker 2: And bye